Speaker 1: God, I love Mondays, same swany SMTD.
Speaker 2: So why do you think we love Mondays? And everybody's like,
Speaker 2: oh god, it's the worst day of the week.
Speaker 1: Because I think it's nice to start fresh and see
Speaker 1: all your work pals. Yes, but the novelty then has
Speaker 1: worn off by Tuesday, and I hate Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Chuesdays are shocking, but I love Monday. It means I
Speaker 2: get to see you, get to put on an outfit.
Speaker 2: I get to be my real self again after a
Speaker 2: weekend of saying things like I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to do that, go clean your room.
Speaker 2: Your doll is disgusting. Do you know what I did
Speaker 2: do on the weekend? I try to viral recipe up.
Speaker 2: I actually haven't done all the viral recipes that have
Speaker 2: been around. Remember there was that tomato and the Melta
Speaker 2: de Bait. Yes, I didn't do that, or maybe I did,
Speaker 2: I can't remember. But then there was like Coronation Chicken
Speaker 2: that was a viral recipe. I didn't do that. But
Speaker 2: have you heard this crispy rice?
Speaker 1: I believe someone has sent that to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so essentially what it is is you get leftover
Speaker 2: rice or you cook it especially and then you toss
Speaker 2: that in like you know those the crispy chili oil
Speaker 2: and soy and stuff, and then you bake it at
Speaker 2: one twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: And you it comes out quite crunchy.
Speaker 2: Then bits, yeah, bits and pieces of it are crunchy.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you it was delicious and it's been
Speaker 2: added into the meal plan like good?
Speaker 1: That is rare that all the kids frothed it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so delicious and I felt
Speaker 2: like pickled carrot and coriander, and oh it was just
Speaker 2: so delicious. So thirteen twenty four ten, give us a call,
Speaker 2: say gooday, we'll give you a price. Has a viral
Speaker 2: recipe been done at your place and been added in
Speaker 2: to the menu plan? I want to hear what it is.
Speaker 1: Jump on the phone. We'll give you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 3: It's the Chrissy swe Show.
Speaker 2: I'm not alive when I tell you that. Sometimes m
Speaker 2: I don't want to cook dinner. I don't want to
Speaker 2: cook dinner. Done with it, you know, I'm sick of
Speaker 2: doing the same things over and over. So when a
Speaker 2: viral recipe presents itself, it's exciting. Yes, I did one
Speaker 2: on the weekend, and we're going to ask you if
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 3: Too, Chrissy say, today.
Speaker 2: It's weird cooking a new thing. It's really weird, Like
Speaker 2: I have to check and check and check that I'm
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 1: Right, which is rare for you because you're you usually
Speaker 1: aren't great at following a recipe. You just make it
Speaker 1: up as you do.
Speaker 2: And I also didn't follow this recipe right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it worked out all right.
Speaker 2: It was delicious. It was the crispy rice you've probably
Speaker 2: seen around. Hello Donna from Doreen?
Speaker 4: Hello, are you too?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Are you better from hearing your voice? Do you love
Speaker 2: a Monday? Or are you a sad old sack as well?
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit of a halfway, but I think
Speaker 4: most Mondays are pretty good. To be honest with you,
Speaker 4: I know, but you speaking about crispy and you can't
Speaker 4: be bother cooking. I've got a ripperup and I saw
Speaker 4: it on TikTok amazing, and you get the rice paper
Speaker 4: rolls you. There's two ways of doing it. We know
Speaker 4: that when you have them soft, you dip it into water.
Speaker 4: Where you still do that, you can throw anything in.
Speaker 4: It can be leftovers, it can be leftover roast. It
Speaker 4: can be a leftover tuco mince. It can be anything
Speaker 4: at all that you've gotten leftovers, and you can either
Speaker 4: go healthy and just bake it in the oven, or
Speaker 4: you can fried in a pan. And if you want
Speaker 4: to go to the next level of crispiness, instead of
Speaker 4: dipping it in water, dip it in a whipped up egg. Amazing.
Speaker 4: It's incredible. Every week, I know we've all got leftover,
Speaker 4: so that ain't.
Speaker 2: A spring open. I feel like they would spring open
Speaker 2: on me. Donner.
Speaker 4: No, I promise you they won't. I promise you need
Speaker 4: to try.
Speaker 1: It, so it's like a spring roll, Donner.
Speaker 5: It's kind of yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It's a procast.
Speaker 2: I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Baker's Delight voucher for you, Donna, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm notch deep fried. I'm not afraid to use it.
Speaker 2: Hello Taylor, Hello, how you going? Oh my god, I've
Speaker 2: been dying to hear about this. Then marry me chicken,
Speaker 2: talk me through it.
Speaker 6: It's delicious. So we've seen it on Instagram and ever
Speaker 6: since then, we're literally having it every week and sometimes
Speaker 6: I even have it three nights for dinner. Really chicken,
Speaker 6: RISONI pasta sun dried tomatoes. Shalottes, palmes and cheese cream
Speaker 6: finish and a few herbs and it's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 2: And do you just bake it all in the one
Speaker 2: pot thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just do it on the stove. So just
Speaker 6: in aig, a fry pan or a pan, whatever you
Speaker 6: want to do it in. But it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Marry me chicken, all right, I'm going to try that
Speaker 2: closest thing.
Speaker 1: We'll get to marriage CREATU Delight voucher for you, Taylor.
Speaker 1: Let's finish with Cody on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Cody, what did you try? After seeing it on Instagram?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 7: I tried to buy chocolate?
Speaker 2: What's that? I heard of it?
Speaker 7: So it's a really sick chocolate block. But what's inside
Speaker 7: is a shred of dillow pastry butter tahiney and let's
Speaker 7: start o bread.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, sounds amazing.
Speaker 7: So I went and my kids were like, Mom, we
Speaker 7: need it, we need it, we need it. So I
Speaker 7: went and bought it from the shop and it actually
Speaker 7: cost me twenty dollars for this block of chocolate I
Speaker 7: bought from the Lollly shop.
Speaker 2: Can you make it yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I did?
Speaker 2: Oh, Cody, I am gurgling the hell out of that.
Speaker 2: That sounds delicious.
Speaker 1: I'm not a dessert dude, but that has really got
Speaker 1: my mouth. Oh my gods, Baker's Delight voucher for you.
Speaker 3: Cody the Creepies one show, He's got the six.
Speaker 1: About egg No. I love Lord Dissick.
Speaker 2: I know, of course we speak of who's the boring
Speaker 2: one again? Courtney's ex husband. I always forget her like
Speaker 2: that is the She is the definition of forgettable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she really is. I often wonder what she thinks
Speaker 1: about Scott still appearing on the show because obviously do
Speaker 1: market research right, and the fans love Scott, so he's
Speaker 1: still on the show while he adds comedic relief. And
Speaker 1: he's got such a close friendship with Chloe, so watching
Speaker 1: them on screen together is quite fun.
Speaker 2: He's quite like laconic, isn't He's quite you know, nothing
Speaker 2: shocks him. No, he's just it's a it's a it's
Speaker 2: a nice temperature to have in there.
Speaker 1: It is, yeah, your spot on this oneing. And he'll
Speaker 1: make jokes that others don't. So he'll make jokes about
Speaker 1: the sex tape, or he'll make jokes about what the
Speaker 1: audience would be thinking.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, well I used to like him. You used
Speaker 2: to like him, but I just can't get behind a
Speaker 2: man that is obsessed with recommending certain plastic surgery options
Speaker 2: to his girlfriends.
Speaker 1: This is bad news to Sophia.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes I do. Who's he with now?
Speaker 1: Is with her?
Speaker 2: I think looks like that's gonna stay that way. He
Speaker 2: went out with a girl called Holly scuff Phony okay,
Speaker 2: scaff Phony scarf, and she's got a podcast called Sweet
Speaker 2: and Salty, and she started to talk about an X
Speaker 2: of hers who would just like suggest in detail all
Speaker 2: of the physical procedures that he thought that she could have.
Speaker 2: Now people are saying that it's Scott Dissick, and I
Speaker 2: don't know why, because when she turns her phone around,
Speaker 2: the text messages come from somebody with the contact SD.
Speaker 2: She doesn't name him, and then later on in the
Speaker 2: podcast she refers to this mystery person as rot shisnick Wow.
Speaker 2: So I think it's really obvious Scott Diesny haven't listened
Speaker 2: to what he said to her.
Speaker 9: I remember sending him like a happy happy Easter and
Speaker 9: he goes, oh, can we get that boot job you
Speaker 9: were talking about? And like, why don't you just take
Speaker 9: some of that fat and throw it in the back
Speaker 9: and we can just do it in one sitting, because
Speaker 9: why would you want to do all that downtime? I
Speaker 9: can just recover from it. It was, by the way,
Speaker 9: a BBO is like statistically most dangerous procedures to have what's.
Speaker 1: A BBL A Brazilian butt lift?
Speaker 2: Okay, and they've all had that? Is that true?
Speaker 1: I mean they all still deny that they have. That's
Speaker 1: that's what everyone thinks Kim had many years ago, right,
Speaker 1: It's I mean, he's an efficient man. He's just trying
Speaker 1: to get to get it all done into one.
Speaker 2: He's learned from the best.
Speaker 1: Hasn't he. No, that's that's giving Kanye.
Speaker 2: There's so much I dislike about it, and the chief
Speaker 2: among them is the sentence. Can we get those implants?
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you talking about? That is gross.
Speaker 2: I would have zero tolerance of anyone even suggesting I
Speaker 2: get a haircut. Really, yeah, I do not want your
Speaker 2: feedback on how I look, Okay, any of it. Any
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've got.
Speaker 2: If I've got a booger out my yes, you can
Speaker 2: tell me. But anything that requires a third party coming
Speaker 2: in and maintaining something. No, thank you?
Speaker 1: What about it? A friend, like my friends will often
Speaker 1: ask me like, Hey, do you think I need this?
Speaker 1: Or do you think I should?
Speaker 2: That's a question.
Speaker 1: That's a question. Honestly answer question. You're great, absolutely not unsolicited.
Speaker 2: How would you feel? How would you feel if I
Speaker 2: said to you, you and I have known each other
Speaker 2: for so long, we're so close. Imagine if I said
Speaker 2: to you, oh, you know, oh I met, I've got
Speaker 2: a friend who pins ears back.
Speaker 1: I would be like, please, can they give me a discount? No, Swani,
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this to go against you. I
Speaker 1: would happily take on feedback if you were to give
Speaker 1: it to me, because I know it's coming from a
Speaker 1: place of love. Same with my best friends, because I
Speaker 1: feel like a.
Speaker 2: Place of love doesn't see that stuff.
Speaker 1: But mate, right now, she needs to be pinned back.
Speaker 2: No, a place of love means that you see the
Speaker 2: person inside.
Speaker 1: Only we can differentiate the two. No, No, okay, no
Speaker 1: we can't. Thirteen twenty four to ten? What did your
Speaker 1: ex suggest you have done?
Speaker 2: I can tell I'm going to really lose my cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna get angry about this.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: An ex of Scott Dissick has mentioned on a podcast
Speaker 2: an X you know an ex boyfriend, not naming any names.
Speaker 2: When she turned the phone around to show the text messages,
Speaker 2: the listing was under SD and she referred to him
Speaker 2: later as rot Shisnick. So you don't need you know,
Speaker 2: an IQ of seven thousand to work out that this
Speaker 2: is definitely Courtney cut Courtney cutter ex Scott Disick, who
Speaker 2: is talking about procedures.
Speaker 9: I remember sending him like a happy Easter, Happy Easter,
Speaker 9: and he goes, oh, look, can we get that boot
Speaker 9: job you were talking about? And like, why don't you
Speaker 9: just take some of that fat and throw it in
Speaker 9: the back and we can just do it in one sitting,
Speaker 9: because why would you want to do all that downtime?
Speaker 9: You can just recover from it all. It was, by
Speaker 9: the way, a BBO is like statistically most dangerous procedures to.
Speaker 2: Have about how he was like, can we get the
Speaker 2: boot jobs? Can we just do it all in one sitting?
Speaker 1: This is what makes it so gross to me. I
Speaker 1: know we were talking before the song Swanny about like
Speaker 1: if you were to say it to me like I
Speaker 1: suggest that I have my earpin back or something like that.
Speaker 1: I would honestly be okay with it because of our
Speaker 1: relationship and how much love we have for one another.
Speaker 1: The way he is talking to her, it's as if
Speaker 1: she's a toy that he's going to go and use.
Speaker 1: Like I think it's so degrading in that type of relationship.
Speaker 2: I agree. And also they barely know each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're dating.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so foul.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's used to girls he's dating like
Speaker 1: tiktoker's saying yes to it because he's paying for it,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? And if that's why
Speaker 1: they think they can openly speak like that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that this happens. It's so sick to me.
Speaker 1: I believe it made it happens.
Speaker 2: I reckon so too. I honestly don't see it. I
Speaker 2: don't see the perceived flaws in people I love. I
Speaker 2: really don't see them.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten, we're asked in Swanee what
Speaker 1: your ex suggests? Did you do?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 2: Lice?
Speaker 10: Hey, Hey you going Hnny?
Speaker 2: It's so good? Ma? Mate? Tell me what did this
Speaker 2: person want you to change about your beautiful self.
Speaker 10: Oh well, a few years ago, we're traveling around Australia
Speaker 10: in our motor home and you know, you spend a
Speaker 10: lot of time not maintaining yourself, I suppose. And he
Speaker 10: told me that, or suggested that I should go and
Speaker 10: get my lips waxed and my hair done, and you know,
Speaker 10: we're out in the middle of nowhere, like so, you know, really,
Speaker 10: what did it matter? But no, that was sort of
Speaker 10: the start of things unraveling. And got home and yeah,
Speaker 10: I ditched him.
Speaker 2: Did you really? I mean, were you before you were
Speaker 2: out in the wilderness, were you a regular mustache waxer?
Speaker 10: Of course yes, And in all honesty, I still did
Speaker 10: get it a couple of times while we were traveling,
Speaker 10: but I suppose a couple of times over twelve months maintain.
Speaker 2: It looked like John Newcombe by the time the camper
Speaker 2: van rolled into home.
Speaker 1: Lisa, we're going to see I do products for sensitive
Speaker 1: skin from Tribe Skincare. Enjoy those, nic He'll love that.
Speaker 2: Hello Dallas, what a great name, by the way.
Speaker 5: Hi Chrissy, Hi Jack, thank you, Oh so cute.
Speaker 2: Who would ever say that you are anything less than perfect?
Speaker 2: I want to kill them. I know, what did they
Speaker 2: say to you? And who was it?
Speaker 5: It was my ex husband, and I'd already lost a
Speaker 5: lot of weight and I was pretty skinny, and he
Speaker 5: suggested it. He just said, imagine how much more skinny
Speaker 5: you get if you stop drinking coke? And coke was
Speaker 5: kind of like my favior. It made me not feel
Speaker 5: sick when I ate it because I was so sickly.
Speaker 2: And and what did what did he weigh? Like ninety
Speaker 2: ninety kilos or something.
Speaker 5: I'll probably care about nineties did you say?
Speaker 2: Did you say I've got a really, I've got a
Speaker 2: great I've got a great way to lose ninety kilos.
Speaker 2: I matintere how much skin here I will be when
Speaker 2: you're out of.
Speaker 1: Dallas. That's why we have tokes way.
Speaker 5: They even made it back then, but I made like
Speaker 5: die coke and I don't like that.
Speaker 2: But Dallas, don't you agree? Like we're being you know,
Speaker 2: funny and cute about it, But isn't it devastating to
Speaker 2: feel like you're Yeah, you're living with someone who is
Speaker 2: supposed to be the person that loves you the most
Speaker 2: and accepts you and you know better or worse and
Speaker 2: all that sort of guff and then he says that
Speaker 2: to you and you just feel like, oh, this whole
Speaker 2: thing's a lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He used to like tiny women. I'm tall, really tall,
Speaker 5: Like why did you choose me?
Speaker 2: So he would say, I really like tall women and
Speaker 2: you and you're assured.
Speaker 5: Have you got eyes in a mirror?
Speaker 1: No, I'm have you got eyes in a mirror, darlas.
Speaker 1: We're going to send your products for sensitive skin for
Speaker 1: from Tribe skin Care.
Speaker 5: You'll love them, beautiful, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: If you're if you're in your car listening to this
Speaker 2: and it's happening to you, don't listen. Don't listen to
Speaker 2: those awful things that he or she's saying to you.
Speaker 1: In the words of Jojo, leave or just don't.
Speaker 2: Even listen, stay, but don't listen. Go yeah, whatever you
Speaker 2: can think that.
Speaker 1: Let's finish with a net On thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: Hello a Nette.
Speaker 11: Hello, beautiful people.
Speaker 10: How are you going well?
Speaker 2: Looks so good. You seem very calm and lovely.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, sometimes I've just come back from my girl
Speaker 11: a weekend at my girlfriend some people.
Speaker 2: Oh isn't that the best for the song?
Speaker 11: That's amazing?
Speaker 2: God? What did he say?
Speaker 11: I had an ex husband that we had four children
Speaker 11: together and I got extremely big up to one hundred
Speaker 11: and stirty heilos with the fourth one. So he said
Speaker 11: to me, yeah, you, Tommy's pretty gross. So anyway, he's
Speaker 11: dead now, so I'm having it done for myself.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show. It's a fair question.
Speaker 2: I guess we're laughing at that is Jack's favorite karaoke song?
Speaker 2: Is his go to. I don't know how many videos
Speaker 2: I've received of you laying all over your friends at
Speaker 2: various karaoke bars at four in the morning sing that song.
Speaker 2: And I just wanted to know. I said, Jack, do
Speaker 2: you do that? But where it goes?
Speaker 1: Ha?
Speaker 2: When you're doing ak no no?
Speaker 1: I learned that from sing Star like in the early
Speaker 1: two thousands. That's why I know it so well.
Speaker 2: Oh, you are really old. You're listening to the Christies
Speaker 2: Show on nov. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's click.
Speaker 2: Well, finally the bell is ringing on the on the
Speaker 2: shop door one last time. Lynn McGranger, the Great Irene
Speaker 2: from Home and Away is hanging up the apron.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't watched it for twenty years, but
Speaker 1: still I loved it when I did it.
Speaker 2: I've actually never watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're a neighbor's gal.
Speaker 2: I've just never watched one episode. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but you don't really need to for it to be
Speaker 2: part of your DNA.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like as an Aussie, you have to
Speaker 1: know irene An alf of.
Speaker 2: Course I know. Yeahbi Creek, I know, you know, I
Speaker 2: know it all. What I love about Lynn McGranger is
Speaker 2: just how matter of fact she is. She's like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to live forever. Particularly if i keep doing
Speaker 2: fourteen hour days. You get a bit tired. You need
Speaker 2: to sleep. You've got a bad night sleep, you pay
Speaker 2: the price the next name. My body's not as resilient
Speaker 2: as it once was. Remember she had that great She
Speaker 2: wrote a book about her life. Yes, and our favorite
Speaker 2: quote from it this is a few years ago now,
Speaker 2: maybe four or five years ago.
Speaker 1: Like years ago. We enjoyed this so much at the time, and.
Speaker 2: She's such a good sport about it. Like we shall
Speaker 2: get her on the show and get her to talk
Speaker 2: about it some more, because it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: like your grandmother talking about weed. It's heaven, she goes,
Speaker 2: she goes, it's going to be totally scandalous, and it
Speaker 2: was not just a little bit of marijuana. I smoked
Speaker 2: a lot of dope. Here's our favorite line.
Speaker 3: I just loved it.
Speaker 1: I just loved it.
Speaker 2: I just loved it. Smoke joints. She said she stopped tobacco.
Speaker 2: She goes because that's like rolling up a dog turt.
Speaker 1: I hope h Lynn gets back on it once she
Speaker 1: puts the scripts away.
Speaker 2: I just hope she doesn't disappear, because she's heaven.
Speaker 1: She is heaven. Maybe she'll rock up on the jungle
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, absolutely she will.
Speaker 1: She says she's going to go to Japan for a
Speaker 1: little holiday. No, lean have a big holiday. After thirty
Speaker 1: three years, you've earned a luxurious long holiday.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three, she started, ah.
Speaker 1: Out, I mean ray Mar's been there since nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 1: eighty eight, and he is eighty. What a man.
Speaker 2: That is extraordinary old eight in Nikademu, she takes over
Speaker 2: the mantle.
Speaker 1: Now she's still with James Stewart.
Speaker 2: I think so cut so and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 2: Tom's working, so he doesn't know what we're talking about. Now, Rihanna,
Speaker 2: let's talk about her. She's teased her album again. Now
Speaker 2: I'm getting sick of this. I'm getting sick of these promises.
Speaker 2: Eight years she's been working on this album. Just how
Speaker 2: long does it take? Come on?
Speaker 1: I mean Billie Eilish and the likes of can pump
Speaker 1: one out in two years?
Speaker 2: I mean, look fair is fair. She's had a lot
Speaker 2: of other stuff on, She's had all that fenty business.
Speaker 2: She's also had two babies fairly close because she's succession.
Speaker 1: It's actually been nine years Jan twenty eight, twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: and he was released, and.
Speaker 2: That's her favorite album. She says she doesn't want to
Speaker 2: listen to any of her other She doesn't want to
Speaker 2: listen to any of the album She hates them all
Speaker 2: apart from Anti.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, Well, my favorite one of my favorite songs
Speaker 1: of her is actually I think he's my favorite, needed Me,
Speaker 1: which she sung at karaoke terribly. He's on Anti enjoys
Speaker 1: it never do You go Ahead? You Me?
Speaker 2: It's so good? But you know, if Rihanna can't sing
Speaker 2: it at a karaoke joint, it shouldn't be on the
Speaker 2: books anywhere.
Speaker 1: What about this is on Auntie Yes.
Speaker 2: Featuring Drake.
Speaker 1: Kiss It Better? Do you know this?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 10: I do.
Speaker 2: What's consideration? Am I throwing you in the deep end?
Speaker 1: Now you are there? Ask me what love on the
Speaker 1: brain is?
Speaker 8: What's on the brain? And Keith person monda it is
Speaker 8: a great album.
Speaker 2: I've forgotten and I'm going to get back onto that.
Speaker 1: I hope she sticks with that vibe. Me too, black,
Speaker 1: a bit darken.
Speaker 2: Well, this one's a bit motown, ye, a bit solely,
Speaker 2: I reckon. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at a gorgeous photograph of her juicy bobbin there.
Speaker 1: That is a good butt.
Speaker 2: Magic anyway, Look, good luck at the album out please,
Speaker 2: we're waiting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, rolling.
Speaker 2: Into your three o'clock. How's your energy level? Jack?
Speaker 1: Good Swanye. I had a really fun weekend with a
Speaker 1: lot of my close mates, so I'm feeling energized.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. You did. You caught up with a friend,
Speaker 2: You went to a wedding, and let's not forget you
Speaker 2: also saw Kylie. Please give me a full report by
Speaker 2: the end of this show.
Speaker 1: By Shall Swaneye.
Speaker 2: The SAG Awards are on at the moment, and Ariana
Speaker 2: Grande has been pictured on the red carpet. Beautiful gown
Speaker 2: looks amazing, two hundred thousand dollars worth of diamonds.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's lose change for her. I couldn't do
Speaker 1: that really, Like obviously, I would imagine here a brand
Speaker 1: has loaned her those diamonds to wear. If a brand
Speaker 1: were to loan you those to wear to say the
Speaker 1: Logis or the radio awards, well would you do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not invited to the Logis, so sorry, No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. It would impact my night very very badly,
Speaker 2: very badly. And also, I mean, look, I wear lo
Speaker 2: visa to the Logis and everywhere. I never pay more
Speaker 2: than eight dollars ninety five. Nobody knows the difference. And
Speaker 2: if it falls off, it falls off. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to go to jail. And you know what I'm like,
Speaker 2: I mean, we were just talking about the guardianship for
Speaker 2: this fancy car that I've got of my dad's, and
Speaker 2: I lost the key. I've got to give you an
Speaker 2: update on the key, by the way. Oh great, But
Speaker 2: I would lose those I lose everything. I would lose
Speaker 2: those two hundred thousand dollars things, and then I have
Speaker 2: to disappear and my identity to get.
Speaker 1: You manage to tell them like that would be heart
Speaker 1: wrench exactly.
Speaker 2: So when I say no, thank you, all of that
Speaker 2: is implied. All right, I'm saving you two hundred grand
Speaker 2: and an insurance claim.
Speaker 1: Hurteen twenty four to ten. Next, we are playing around
Speaker 1: of Chrissy's Quizzy. If you'd like to kick start your
Speaker 1: week with a bum bag, jump on the line.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's give away a bum bag.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Yo, TG. Hello, that's a cool name, TJ. What does
Speaker 2: it stand for?
Speaker 7: It's actually just my initial.
Speaker 2: Yes, we got that. That's why I said, what does
Speaker 2: a stand for? Does it like get Terresa, Jane or no?
Speaker 4: It's my first name is Tao.
Speaker 3: Tao, Yeah, it is bitnam me.
Speaker 1: That's a sick name. Is if you're not rolling with Tao?
Speaker 2: That is so cool.
Speaker 11: It's hard on the radio, so I kind of make
Speaker 11: it easier, you.
Speaker 2: Know, nah, hiding your light under a bushel for idiots,
Speaker 2: I do it, TJ.
Speaker 8: Al right, hello and cool?
Speaker 6: Hello guys? How are you that is?
Speaker 2: That is a lovely name, but it's not as cool
Speaker 2: as TJ or tower. All right, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five beaning. The first person to
Speaker 2: get three answers correct wins. The game walks away with
Speaker 2: the bum bag question number one. The SAG Awards are
Speaker 2: taking place in LA today. What does the acronym SAG
Speaker 2: stand for jes TJ.
Speaker 11: Screen Actors Award, Screen Active Children?
Speaker 2: It is? It is Screen Actors Guild. I always see
Speaker 2: whenever I whenever this time of year was around, and
Speaker 2: I see SAG, this SAG that I just see a
Speaker 2: little thought bubble with my own boothinner you were going
Speaker 2: to go there, my own naked booth, the.
Speaker 1: Scotch eggs saggin Hey tow. That's one point to you, Tao, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: A pool ball set includes how many balls?
Speaker 1: Nicole?
Speaker 3: Yes, Nicole, I'm just guessing twelve.
Speaker 2: No, sixteen. Have I told the story of my Christmas miracle.
Speaker 1: The pool table? Yeah? I believe so? Or have you
Speaker 1: told me off air?
Speaker 2: He only told you off air?
Speaker 1: And your kid's good at pool because I suck at
Speaker 1: it and I'm trying to get better.
Speaker 2: They are getting so good.
Speaker 1: I need to come over and learn.
Speaker 2: I've got to share this amazing story about the pool
Speaker 2: table on air this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, alrighty. Question number three.
Speaker 2: Twenty one years ago today, this song was released. Can
Speaker 2: you give me kill please?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 8: Is here?
Speaker 1: You me? Wait?
Speaker 2: It's tu and I can't wait for you to begger?
Speaker 2: What a song? Can you give me the title of artist?
Speaker 1: How got in first? Go tell?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a scandal about her or
Speaker 2: she's like disappeared on purpose? She was mistreated?
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Question number four This is for the wind out.
Speaker 2: I was the actor Lynn McGranger has announced your leaving
Speaker 2: Home and Away. Can you name her character? Nicole? Yes,
Speaker 2: Nicole Irene. It is Irene.
Speaker 1: She's on the scoreboard. Question number five, finish.
Speaker 2: This famous queen line?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: Is this the life?
Speaker 4: Nicole?
Speaker 2: You got to sing it? Nicole?
Speaker 4: Is this just fantasy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, escape reality?
Speaker 1: It's enough, guys, I'm not a karaoke Question number six.
Speaker 1: This is for the win for either of you, ladies, which.
Speaker 2: Is Stralian comedian is set to host his own Tonight
Speaker 2: show next month on Channel ten.
Speaker 6: Nicole, yes again, Oh my gosh, his face is in
Speaker 6: front of me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, describe it.
Speaker 2: Describe the face.
Speaker 10: He swears a lot.
Speaker 4: He's really funny.
Speaker 6: He swears a lot. He has a nuther he used
Speaker 6: to have Jeffreys.
Speaker 2: Nope, tew Fair, it is Sam Sam because he's our friend,
Speaker 2: but other people refer to him a sampang.
Speaker 1: I love this, TJ. You have won the bum bag.
Speaker 1: Thanks for a great game, ladies, and have a beautiful
Speaker 1: Monday night.
Speaker 4: Thank you to.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Got an update for you on what the car can Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: we spoke about this Friday.
Speaker 2: We sure did so. On Friday I told you that
Speaker 2: I am the allocated guardian of my dad's old sports car.
Speaker 2: That he's an older gent now and sports cars are low.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize until I became the guardian of this car.
Speaker 1: Have you struggled to get in and out of it?
Speaker 1: Or is it? Okay?
Speaker 2: I haven't struggled to get in and out of it.
Speaker 2: But do you know where it's weird is when you're
Speaker 2: swiping your security pass or from the car at.
Speaker 1: The drive through, where you're like, hi, I'm down here.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: And the rab's pretty high. You're stid of height exactly.
Speaker 2: My Toyota Hybrid is you know it's right there. You
Speaker 2: just scan and talk and everything and then you're like,
Speaker 2: excuse me hello, anyway, that's the weird part. The other
Speaker 2: weird part is that even though I've only driven it
Speaker 2: three times in the last year, I have lost the
Speaker 2: spare key. And you know what, I'm like, it's only
Speaker 2: a matter of time until this one that I'm holding
Speaker 2: that I have not let go of since Friday. It's
Speaker 2: only a matter of time before this goes to God
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: We can't let that happen. We need to come up
Speaker 1: with something. But yes, okay.
Speaker 2: I called the dealership an a dealership, local one, and
Speaker 2: said how much? How much do you want for this
Speaker 2: replacement key? And he said how does one thy and
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars sound? And I said that sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: I said I can't afford that, and he said.
Speaker 1: Well, look after the key that you got.
Speaker 2: Smug smug, that true, but I know that I can't.
Speaker 2: So somebody heard a dear listener of this very show.
Speaker 2: Her name's Jen. She slid into my dam because I'm
Speaker 2: just hearing about your your key. I'm all over it.
Speaker 2: This is the locksmith You've got to get onto. Wow,
Speaker 2: I know, so I did.
Speaker 1: And was it oney twenty four dollars as well?
Speaker 2: He is coming because you know that it's electric, like
Speaker 2: it's got to be. It's not just a key, No,
Speaker 2: it's got it. You need some a third party to
Speaker 2: make a blank one talk to the actual vehicle that
Speaker 2: it's going to use.
Speaker 1: Very hick.
Speaker 2: It's so high tech for an old car. It's a
Speaker 2: two thousand and.
Speaker 1: Six, I know, but it's Swanny. It's still it's beautiful
Speaker 1: and it doesn't I'm so surprised at two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: it looks twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: No, immaculate, it's two thousand and six. It's nearly twenty
Speaker 2: years old, and this key is still being a bitch. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he is meeting me at my house with a blank key,
Speaker 2: where he will be introduced to the car I am
Speaker 2: the guardian of. And then he is going to give
Speaker 2: me a key and guess how much it's going to cost?
Speaker 1: Okay, three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: About four hundred and ten. That is a third of
Speaker 2: the price.
Speaker 1: We love this dude. I mean, offer him an Instagram
Speaker 1: story and get it for free. Swanye, I'm Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 2: I've really got some things to learn from you.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to me now, but if you're in Sydney
Speaker 2: you're hearing me in the mornings as well with those lads,
Speaker 2: those layabouts fitsy and I'll be on there for a
Speaker 2: little while, so apologies if it's too much. This morning
Speaker 2: I sort of debuted a new segment. It's called Texts
Speaker 2: from My Children and the Heart. The star of this
Speaker 2: episode is my darling, eleven year old Peg. She's out
Speaker 2: of mobile phone since forever. We are like housemates slash friends.
Speaker 2: This one came through Friday seven o eight. FYI, Leo,
Speaker 2: is not that sick. I was much worse on the
Speaker 2: weekend and you made me clean the bunny huts, just saying.
Speaker 1: Straight.
Speaker 2: Wednesday five oh seven, could you get me some mini
Speaker 2: Cadbury cream eggs if you can, fine? If not.
Speaker 1: Did she get a response to that? Did she get
Speaker 1: the cream egs?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well I said they're not here, but I got them
Speaker 2: for her the next time I was at the Sipher Market.
Speaker 2: You're a I'm such a good personal assistant. Tuesday six
Speaker 2: oh five. I'm going to get in trouble because you
Speaker 2: didn't sign my camp form. I didn't get this. I
Speaker 2: was asleep. Can I just forge your signature? I didn't
Speaker 2: get that either. Never mind, I just did it. Visit
Speaker 2: me in jail, and.
Speaker 3: She did a great job.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh wow, she did too. She studied
Speaker 1: that identical. I remember doing that as a kid. It
Speaker 1: was so fun to try and get it right.
Speaker 2: Can you still do your mum? I still do my
Speaker 2: mom's Let me try. That's Patty's Swan's. Absolutely, that is
Speaker 2: so good. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That looks like like a Kylie Minogue like autographs.
Speaker 2: That's that's hers Patty's fans.
Speaker 1: Of course, Patty Swan has an iconic signature.
Speaker 2: This is from me to her. Now, if you had
Speaker 2: to eat veggies in a curry along with chicken, don't worry.
Speaker 2: Could you handle egg plant? She says, I would rather die.
Speaker 1: No peg egg plants.
Speaker 2: No, I would rather die. I would rather die, is
Speaker 2: the answer to that. I'm actually very excited to keep
Speaker 2: this going because Leo's our next level.
Speaker 3: Yes, the Crissy Swan Show, Chrissy's clicks.
Speaker 2: I'm worried, Jack worried about Justin Bieber, really really worried.
Speaker 2: Did you see that footage? I mean we've already talked
Speaker 2: about it, so I know that you have of him like.
Speaker 1: Clenching.
Speaker 2: What do they call it? No, they're gurning. He's almost going.
Speaker 2: He's got this weird smile on his face and he's.
Speaker 1: He's girning at some fans. I think it was an
Speaker 1: event for Haley Baber's brand last week and it went
Speaker 1: viral on TikTok because it was quite concerning.
Speaker 2: It felt like he didn't know, he'd forgotten how to act,
Speaker 2: and he was like, this is what you do when
Speaker 2: you see a person, You smile. Yes, it was really odd.
Speaker 2: And there's been a few other bits and bobs. Most
Speaker 2: recently he's had a crack at the paparazzi, which is
Speaker 2: sort of his thing.
Speaker 9: Thank you, bi, Why do you thank me because you're
Speaker 9: the best room?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: No, thank you, it's respectful thank you because I'm not
Speaker 2: asking to be here.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Okay, brother, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying thank you for everything for us.
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying, I don't want you to be here,
Speaker 5: so when you thank me, it's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Just take your pictures and let me do my thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree to you, I do, But at this point
Speaker 1: I just I feel for him because it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: they're never going to leave you alone. Now. It's it's
Speaker 1: so it's such a tricky scenario for him.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at this photograph. He looks like he died
Speaker 2: four weeks ago and someone's wrapped him up in a doner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2: It's like weekended Bernie and I love.
Speaker 1: A baggy like low crotch pant, but that is next level.
Speaker 2: No, they're falling down. I can see underpants anyway. Rep say,
Speaker 2: come on, he's fine, of course, they say, they say, listen,
Speaker 2: he's just going through a bit. The last year has
Speaker 2: been very transformative for him. He ended some close relationships
Speaker 2: and business relationships, and now he's moving on with his life.
Speaker 1: There's another relationship he needs to end with a certain someone,
Speaker 1: but that someone that wears a bum bag. Me, No,
Speaker 1: what have I done things legally?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something going on there, and okay call it.
Speaker 2: Do you think he and Haley are gonna make it?
Speaker 1: I get really nice, beautiful, warm vibes from her, and
Speaker 1: I think she'll want to stand by him, especially now
Speaker 1: that they've got a son together.
Speaker 8: Jack.
Speaker 2: It'd be like, you know, if she goes, what's the point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Kylie, Minoga girl, has received a commemorative star
Speaker 2: at Melbourne Park. After thirty five years of.
Speaker 1: Concerts, she has earned that star.
Speaker 2: Tell me about the show that you went to on Friday, Swanny.
Speaker 1: It was as you would say, it was life affirming.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I knew it would be.
Speaker 1: But Rod Labor Arena here in Melbourne, she absolutely nailed
Speaker 1: it better than I thought she was going to be.
Speaker 1: It was so incredible to see everyone standing yeah the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, like everyone just really feeling the in
Speaker 1: the room. I've got a few highlights, three highlights in
Speaker 1: my top three songs she performed was this Unforgotten It's
Speaker 1: such a bop. And then also remember I said to
Speaker 1: her when we interviewed her last year that she needs
Speaker 1: to release hold Onto Now as a single. She sung
Speaker 1: that live.
Speaker 2: God, I wish there was a disco ball here. I
Speaker 2: was wearing red. Of course she did.
Speaker 1: And then she did a little a cappella number and
Speaker 1: she asked the crowd what they would like her to sing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of it's pre planned, but she sung
Speaker 1: your disco needs you and She's.
Speaker 2: Your favorite that song.
Speaker 8: Wow, shout out to everyone in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: I believe that is where she's performing next on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's utterly magical. The Christy Swan Show
Speaker 2: is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,
Speaker 2: head to Nova podcast dot com. Do you