WEBVTT - We Got To War With Our Sister Station FIVEAA

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<v Speaker 1>Get every day, Adelaides, I'm Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm not upset down, put it down. I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel a little bit defensive of our little show here,

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<v Speaker 2>our little FM show here on Nova. Okay, So this

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<v Speaker 2>is what happened. The Prime Minister was in town last week.

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<v Speaker 2>The Prime Minister's office contacted us and said, we would

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<v Speaker 2>like to come in. We would like to bring Anthony

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<v Speaker 2>Albanese into the studio, ostensibly to meet producer Molly, who

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally hung up on the Prime Minister because she thought

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<v Speaker 2>he was a fringe performer impersonating.

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<v Speaker 3>The pair most Beautiful, Beautiful, Little paid Off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, check that out in the MU.

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<v Speaker 2>So the upshot of all of this is the Prime

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<v Speaker 2>Minister was coming into us and at this point he

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't going into five double A. And as you well

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<v Speaker 2>pointed out, the election, the federal election is five double

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<v Speaker 2>as Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the AFL Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the wheelhouse, it's there, gather around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would be like kidler 'roily coming to town

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<v Speaker 2>and going we're going to bypass over and go into

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<v Speaker 2>five double A.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what are you doing? Kid No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you belong and over. That's how they feel about the.

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<v Speaker 2>PM, and so Will and Pembow, our friends and our

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<v Speaker 2>sister station here at over five Double A.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even I don't know how to say it.

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<v Speaker 4>They cut up rough like a couple of little old babies.

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<v Speaker 2>And they spent the majority of their show just having

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<v Speaker 2>a good old fashioned winge about the fact that the

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<v Speaker 2>PM was coming into nova, and I felt like Mum

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<v Speaker 2>and Dad were angry or in this case dad and

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<v Speaker 2>Dad worrying.

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<v Speaker 4>And please take notes and have a listen for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Please haven't have a listen to our little song tribute

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<v Speaker 2>to Willem Pembow, and just listen to the names.

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<v Speaker 4>That they call us on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I will point out Jodi and Hazy that's my actual name,

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<v Speaker 2>and Hazy is just your last name. Is a nickname

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<v Speaker 2>pretty similar to Will and Pembo. It has to be said.

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<v Speaker 4>So are you ready to smash play on this?

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<v Speaker 1>I am ready to smash on planets in what will

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<v Speaker 1>be a one and only world first is bits of

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<v Speaker 1>Double A mixed with the Weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>The promise was going to come on and we could

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<v Speaker 5>ask me about it, but I think he's on no.

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<v Speaker 6>But this.

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<v Speaker 7>Albo's clearly decided the path to the lodge has not

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<v Speaker 7>run through the five double A studios. But it's a

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<v Speaker 7>whack of bingo and sci fi downstairs at Nod and Joy.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not it's not man. Yeah, he's given us the

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<v Speaker 7>skip this time round. They all think we're boring in ahm,

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<v Speaker 7>what they get.

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<v Speaker 3>That idea from?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Jody is now private instrand in the alban there was

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<v Speaker 3>an ast FM injection there from Pembo.

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<v Speaker 2>As well a couple of things here. We didn't play

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<v Speaker 2>the secret sound. We played songs of song, song songs.

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<v Speaker 2>And secondly I did say dad and dad. It's more

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<v Speaker 2>like grandpa and grandpa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, let's just be realistic

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<v Speaker 3>for a second.

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<v Speaker 4>And also our names are not whacka bingo and sci fi.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind it though it's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>ring to it, doesn't it. Don't mind it. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>We are approaching a very dangerous area right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Just get okay, calm down, sweetye.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time you and my wife team up or something, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 4>It was fun, that's what it is. It's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was back sweetie, learn from me.

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<v Speaker 4>Find that it's entertaining for everyone concerned.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were talking about X because Jimmy from The

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<v Speaker 2>Bachelor circa twenty twenty one, his wife wholly jumped on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram and said, oh my god, I've got the I

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<v Speaker 2>My husband just called Woolies and asked for a refund

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<v Speaker 2>on his packet of taco And then I elaborated with

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that my husband so proudly burst into the

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<v Speaker 2>house the other day and said, oh, I hope guess what.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been to the podiatress and I have had that

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<v Speaker 2>corn removed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I only imagine that you just, in swift action, got

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<v Speaker 1>rid of all your clothes and said, Greg, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>you've taken me there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I thought, you know what, let's just have

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<v Speaker 2>a conversation with Kara via text and she can tell

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<v Speaker 2>me everything about her beautiful husband Andrew that gives her

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<v Speaker 2>the ick, I said, not just one or two things,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's come back with an extensive list.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, your phone was smoking before.

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<v Speaker 8>Me.

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<v Speaker 4>Is okay?

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<v Speaker 3>The first one, the nervous pile one.

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<v Speaker 2>The first ick is you constantly urinating in the shower.

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<v Speaker 4>You've filled there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know I'm doing it sometimes sometimes with

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<v Speaker 1>mid conversation and I'll be midtraining.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I didn't even know I was doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>But also, is your toilet right next to your shower?

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<v Speaker 3>What are we gonna do? So once you hit the

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<v Speaker 3>water and shower, it makes you want to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the tour.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna do? Dry off, and then go

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<v Speaker 1>to talk and get back in come. Yes, some one

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<v Speaker 1>who's got the time the patience for that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what normal people do.

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<v Speaker 2>Her second one is aggressively plucking nose hairs with a

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<v Speaker 2>sneezing fit that wait, hang on, what are you plucking

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<v Speaker 2>those hairs with your fingers or tweets?

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<v Speaker 5>That's nice?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, sorry for thinking you're an animal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not very very sophisticated. No I yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that has to happen. I'm scared of people seeing protruding

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<v Speaker 1>noose hairs. The consequences are sometimes two to three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Just bang, bang, sneeze, snake, snae sneeze.

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<v Speaker 3>Worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>The next one is trimming of genital and underarm hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, thanks car appreciate, Okay, that's too far.

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<v Speaker 2>All right again, what are you using to trim set areas.

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<v Speaker 3>What am I using my clip is my own personal clippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm trying to enhance the look like a free

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<v Speaker 1>neck lizard, trying to make it bigger.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the over the top brushing of the tongue. I

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<v Speaker 4>know you do that. That's so weird? Why yeah, breath.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one is bringing home random towels from the

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<v Speaker 2>gym that end up in our linen cupboard.

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<v Speaker 4>That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've got quite the collection, actually, the white and

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<v Speaker 1>blue ones. And you know they're so random and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they've got like rips and tears and stuff in them.

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<v Speaker 3>That is, they're very unique.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people do hundreds of hundreds of gym goers

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<v Speaker 2>have used those towels.

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<v Speaker 1>I use that blood, sweat and tears and everything else

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<v Speaker 1>absorbed in their tower from my own motivation.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>And the final one, and I think this sums up.

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<v Speaker 2>The way your wife and I both feel about you,

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<v Speaker 2>and it is a general inability to absorb basic information.

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<v Speaker 1>See, this is where I feel her frustration. Even I

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<v Speaker 1>can notice her frustration because I get frustrated with myself

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<v Speaker 1>and then she's like we be conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, shit, what were we talking about man late?

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine? Did you have some fun there?

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<v Speaker 4>I had so much. Honestly, it was a good our

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<v Speaker 4>hour and a half of entertainment.

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<v Speaker 3>That would you like some anxiety?

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<v Speaker 1>Because guess what, I've been in contact with your husband

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got quite the list himself.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, he really put a lot of work into this.

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<v Speaker 1>I expected him to write back and say, look, there's

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<v Speaker 1>not much I can tell you apart from the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe she cares or listens too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Not quite the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone has been smoking, going off its face as well. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>so can we go through Gregg's ick list on you next?

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<v Speaker 4>You certainly can. Once you show me first.

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcast straight trade where with it, I will give you

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<v Speaker 1>the heads up though it doesn't involve pubic care, So

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<v Speaker 1>you're fine.

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<v Speaker 3>We're playing a little game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a dangerous game where we consult the X from

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<v Speaker 1>each other's partners and yeah, it's a fun before and

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<v Speaker 1>you've got in contact with my beautiful wife, car and

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<v Speaker 1>she really really fired back some aggressive, long, long, long, long,

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<v Speaker 1>long long texts with some of my X, and there

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little bit surprising.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite thing to do is talk to your

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<v Speaker 2>wife about the things that turn her off of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're quite smug until I said, well, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what I've actually made in contact with your husband? And

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<v Speaker 1>I've got quite the list myself, and the headline is

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<v Speaker 1>you are you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna have to power through these too, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, because there's a few to get through.

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<v Speaker 4>How long is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Quite long?

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<v Speaker 6>When I printed it it was two pages and I

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<v Speaker 6>had to make the phone smaller.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting. I just said, come up with a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of I don't know. I just thought he'd come up

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<v Speaker 2>with a couple of dot points.

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<v Speaker 1>Are dot points? But still it had to be reduced.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, ready, First of all, every night, now she's

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<v Speaker 1>having an early night. I was very noble of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it well done? And I'm guessing, raally do you

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<v Speaker 1>have an early night? Next one leaves the toilet set up,

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<v Speaker 1>no remorse?

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<v Speaker 5>Why do you?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you leaving the toilet set up? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I put it down ever?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, what dear, were standing up? What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't know what he's doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Her phone rings, turns TV off completely. It's like, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>can watch TV if she's.

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<v Speaker 3>On the phone. My dad does that as well. That

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<v Speaker 3>is so irritating.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one says morning to every stranger we

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<v Speaker 1>walk past, like she's running for local council.

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<v Speaker 3>That is excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>Next point gets in a lift with another family, instantly

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<v Speaker 1>hits child with what's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>It's perfect, It's quite the ick list.

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<v Speaker 1>She's never paid a bill in her life, genuinely doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to Next one, we have a chocolate lock box.

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<v Speaker 1>She leaves a code set, doesn't locker, kids rate it,

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<v Speaker 1>yells at me, sets a new code forgets it, blames me.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens daily. What an aggressive cycle. Next one puts empty

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<v Speaker 1>ice trays back in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 3>Year That sounds like something you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, she catches me using dishcloth on the floor

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<v Speaker 1>and reacts like I've used one of the details to

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<v Speaker 1>clean my bike in fanness.

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<v Speaker 3>I did both of that today.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't use the details on the floor and or to

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<v Speaker 2>clean your dusty bike.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair, that's fair. Two more.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one. I can't even glance. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Gregg's icklist, by the way, so he's written this to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even glance in the general direction of another

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<v Speaker 3>female without her saying are you right? Do you know her?

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<v Speaker 3>This is my favorite every night? Size.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's been such a long day, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>know she works three hours a day minus two hours

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<v Speaker 1>forty five of ad break songs and news, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know now. I need to know.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to know. I need to know. What in

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<v Speaker 5>the news today is what you need to know?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you need to know?

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<v Speaker 1>With Jodi and Ady all right, thirteen twenty four ten,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you to nominate your favorite parking inspector.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who's Who's the local neighborhood parking inspector? Hero? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we shouldn't rag on them because I actually I feel

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<v Speaker 2>sorry for them, like I would hate to every day

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<v Speaker 2>just spence misery.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've done the same thing I've always done the

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<v Speaker 1>whole n They're doing a job, just go by the

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<v Speaker 1>laws and you won't. But then eventually they win you

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<v Speaker 1>over in a bad way. Just like athe. I would

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<v Speaker 1>always sit there and say, look, it's a tough job.

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<v Speaker 1>They're doing their best, and all of a sudden, for

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth time in about five games, the Crows get

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<v Speaker 1>robbed and you go that's enough's.

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<v Speaker 4>Enough, gls okay, all right, that's enough this week.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't keep bringing everything back to the crows being

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<v Speaker 2>robbed on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a really horrible story.

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<v Speaker 2>So father has been fine for using an accessible parking

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<v Speaker 2>spaceport too long while his son was having a seizure.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh jeez, that's a good enough excuse, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>So Sam Solomon was he was visiting Henley Beach with

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<v Speaker 2>his son Ramsey, who's eighteen. He's got cerebral palsy, scoliosis

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<v Speaker 2>and severe epilepsy.

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<v Speaker 4>So he left his car.

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<v Speaker 2>There for twenty minutes too long because Ramsey was having

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<v Speaker 2>a seizure down by the beach, so he couldn't get back.

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<v Speaker 4>To the car to move it.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, that fine later escalated to five hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>forty nine dollars because it obviously slips through the cracks

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<v Speaker 2>in the household, as they do sometimes when you expect

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<v Speaker 2>your part like your husband to take care of everything

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<v Speaker 2>like I do. And the original five was sixty one

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<v Speaker 2>bucks and then escalator to five forty nine. So I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's since been white.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the extra phase has been white.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the original fine still stands, and that's controversial.

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<v Speaker 3>Itself, isn't that's a good enough excuse for goodness?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh goodness, when we were younger, I shouldn't say this.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were younger and stupid, like eighteen, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>when you first get your license. We used to use

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<v Speaker 2>the whole excuse to and it would get you out

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<v Speaker 2>of it every single time. If you've got a parking fine,

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<v Speaker 2>you would say that it was that time of the month, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, see people like you abusing the system.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably right now they question everything.

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<v Speaker 9>So true.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really sorry I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Trust doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I was eighteen and young and stupid and couldn't to

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<v Speaker 2>be fair, a UNI student who couldn't afford.

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<v Speaker 3>A parking pot. Yeah, I remember I told you my

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<v Speaker 3>parking fine story about Ryan Burton.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, you spend so much time at Calvary Hospital

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for Ryan Burton, who went through this series of

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<v Speaker 1>soft tissue injuries, who had to try and hit him

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<v Speaker 1>up to get a comment for the news. This particular day,

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<v Speaker 1>I parked on the other side of Calvary and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that it turned into a clearway three, So

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<v Speaker 1>I left at three twenty and on my car I

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<v Speaker 1>discovered on the way back to Channel seven or something

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<v Speaker 1>flickering in the corner, and I was like, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was so angry.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, rah, seventy dollars, that's so frustrating. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god. I think I called my wife and said,

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<v Speaker 3>I just got a parking thing. Just put you in

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<v Speaker 3>a bad mood. Anyway, pulled up the Channel seven. Didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get Ryan Burton, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>And we read the ticket and it was a ticket

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<v Speaker 1>for parking in a bus cleeway and it was worth

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>And fifty bucks man.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember it so clearly because I genuinely fell

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<v Speaker 1>to my knees.

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<v Speaker 3>I fell to my knees and I looked up. I

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely did this. Why why? And we didn't even get burned.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a sad story I've ever heard over here again

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<v Speaker 4>and good car.

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<v Speaker 1>And car had to be like, mate, it's okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get through this, sir, right, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Please welcome my crs vis Captain Alex Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Crow is absolutely flying jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>The three and one Crows to kick off, gather around

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<v Speaker 1>against the cats, and the vice captain, a man who

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<v Speaker 1>we're very good friends with, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Must be said. Yes, Alex Neilbourne is here.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning to you, Alex, Good morning guys. It's good

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<v Speaker 8>to be here midwek. This is the earliest I've been.

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<v Speaker 5>I was good here on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good be pushing it earlier in the week and

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<v Speaker 1>eventually it'll be two times a week.

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<v Speaker 9>Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>Sohold me up.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it too early to call a spare fefs or not? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I think you dropped that at once.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice earlier.

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<v Speaker 8>And then I shared my gardening hobby within I thought

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<v Speaker 8>we weren't for a bit there, Yeah, a bit of

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<v Speaker 8>harsh feed were gardening.

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<v Speaker 2>There was the gardening. There's been a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also he dropped the fact that you were

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<v Speaker 2>a state speed walk.

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<v Speaker 8>I saw two speed walkers yesterday and thought, of the

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<v Speaker 8>two of you, did you?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, where's the training regime?

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<v Speaker 2>Gun?

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<v Speaker 4>Also, and where was the video of the speed walkers?

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<v Speaker 8>I was driving, yeah, but they were almost going past

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<v Speaker 8>me because I'm flying, So I want to ask them

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<v Speaker 8>for their program.

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<v Speaker 2>We've done a video with you speed walking in the

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<v Speaker 2>corridors here at nover so if you want to check

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<v Speaker 2>it out.

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<v Speaker 4>And Jody in Hazy Instagram's.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick he's very very sharp. I think you walk quick.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't compare to this math.

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<v Speaker 4>No, absolutely not. Should see him down.

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<v Speaker 3>Run them more, just ridiculous, it's so very quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's get it out of the way and talk

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<v Speaker 2>quickly about last week, please.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ranking Mark has been much spoken about the AFL come

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<v Speaker 2>out and said, yet we actually that was an error.

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<v Speaker 2>So where were you on the ground and what were

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<v Speaker 2>your first thoughts?

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<v Speaker 4>Initially?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I saw the ball going in, and I got

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<v Speaker 8>the drop a ball position and saw Ranks put in

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<v Speaker 8>a great effort and then actually the ball spilled it

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<v Speaker 8>near the boundary line. I gave away a free kick,

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<v Speaker 8>so I had a bit of a mayor ten seconds

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<v Speaker 8>and the ability for us to as a group to

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<v Speaker 8>recognize ranks effort, but then to move on. I'm really

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<v Speaker 8>proud of how we handled that, and you know that's footy.

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<v Speaker 8>We gave them an opportunity to control the game, and

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<v Speaker 8>we missed a couple of opportunities ourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex, I's see if you can talk you out at

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<v Speaker 1>this moment, how shitt the umpires?

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<v Speaker 2>You couldn't. You can't help but feel a bit just scrunched.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you haven't been there for some of the history,

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<v Speaker 2>but jes you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know the ben Keys one and there's just been a

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<v Speaker 4>long history of us getting screwed over by the umpires.

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<v Speaker 4>How did the club deal with that?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, Tim, Tim Silver was our CEO, came out, made

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<v Speaker 8>a statement and we did that for us is great

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<v Speaker 8>leadership because then it saves us having to just say

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<v Speaker 8>what we're thinking. Yeah, as we do. Joke's in this industry.

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<v Speaker 8>We move on, we move on, move on.

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<v Speaker 5>For twenty four hours, we'll be ready to go.

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<v Speaker 3>We go the game just around the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder, I want to And this is not

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<v Speaker 1>a question fore you, So I just sort of wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening behind the scenes, because if I'm the cryers,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, come on, Yeah, AFL, I do something. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>work something out. I don't know, let's talk fixturing in

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<v Speaker 1>the future or something, but who knows.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, who's to say. Speaking of Isaac Rankin, did you

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<v Speaker 4>catch some of his work last night?

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible? Incredible? God, if you don't mind.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't must spending every day, Oh my soul, how

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<v Speaker 9>do your corner, the the girl, the brodcust, this bloke seal,

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<v Speaker 9>ask you.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously. So tell us about Isaac ranking and what's he

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<v Speaker 3>like as a human.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I actually get the luxury.

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<v Speaker 8>Sometimes we're in gym together and there's a three second

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<v Speaker 8>crossover from my song and he just belts out a

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<v Speaker 8>chorus and I am genuinely shocked at how talented he is.

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<v Speaker 8>I guess that speaks highly one of himself as a

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<v Speaker 8>person bringing out his strengths other than what he does

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<v Speaker 8>on the footy field, but also Isaac as a human.

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<v Speaker 8>How warm and company is coming over from another club

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<v Speaker 8>straight away? Isaac made me feel so welcome, and then

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<v Speaker 8>also to see what he does on the footy field,

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<v Speaker 8>wore are we?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a different kind of nervous energy from playing

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<v Speaker 2>in front of ninety thousand people at the g compared

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<v Speaker 2>to getting on stage I guess and belting out a

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<v Speaker 2>song on TV like it would It would definitely be

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<v Speaker 2>a different kind of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex, because your your only sort of spots in this

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<v Speaker 1>department is you know, professional football and powerwalking.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I could maybe occum later to a stadium full at

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<v Speaker 8>the Olympics and I take me first step on.

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<v Speaker 5>The APPS track.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, the nerves it'd be like it'd be like

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<v Speaker 8>kicking a goal after the siren, but you have to

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<v Speaker 8>do it four times in a row to win the game.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how I would compare it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, because last year we were saying he's so

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<v Speaker 2>nervous that he nearly pulled out and he called his mum.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, I can't do it?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, Well he hides it well because what he put

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<v Speaker 8>out there last night, Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>It was still gosh. That's nice Darcy fogging his new tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>How's that going?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have any tattoos?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got a little tattoo on my ankle.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, yeah, just a reminder of what we achieved in

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<v Speaker 8>twenty one at my old club.

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<v Speaker 2>No one wants to see that here, mate, Hey did

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<v Speaker 2>everyone get that done?

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 8>So maybe a group of sixteen of us on the

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<v Speaker 8>Wednesday midweek rolled in on the morning and there's three

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<v Speaker 8>guys that didn't get up. Two of them never wanted tattoos.

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<v Speaker 8>But one of my teammates is head to toe on

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<v Speaker 8>tattoos and has never got it. So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 8>call them out. James Harms, if you're listening, we're still

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<v Speaker 8>waiting for you to get the tato any air. He

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<v Speaker 8>now plays at the Western Bulldogs.

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<v Speaker 4>So did he Maybe he knew something was coming.

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<v Speaker 8>Not at that stage. I think he was just still

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<v Speaker 8>having a little little fun on the town. I just

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<v Speaker 8>want to miss the boat and promise when he got

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<v Speaker 8>back to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>And to get it.

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<v Speaker 8>But yeah, still waiting. Ah yeah I do. I do

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<v Speaker 8>wear longer socks. Yeah right, yeah, I've got room on

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<v Speaker 8>my left ankle. If the opportunity ever comes could be there.

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<v Speaker 8>There you go, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking this morning about X has Camp part

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<v Speaker 1>It was a nice little funny video on social media

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden where speaking to each other's

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<v Speaker 1>partners to get each other's ix and it was quite

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<v Speaker 1>an extensive list.

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<v Speaker 2>Got an example here of a couple of Hazes's wife

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<v Speaker 2>Kara her X him constantly urinating in the shower.

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<v Speaker 4>That'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We've all been there. Yeah, Well, Alex doesn't disagree.

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<v Speaker 4>Trimming of genital and underround.

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<v Speaker 3>Hair again, doesn't disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, aggressively plucking noise. Heirs with a sneezing fifth. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if that was a thing that once you

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<v Speaker 2>plucked it out, it was like, yeah, yeah, okay, And finally,

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<v Speaker 2>just a general inability to absorb basic information. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>we had your lovely wife in here. What would she

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<v Speaker 2>say about you?

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<v Speaker 8>That's polite from Cara. She's been very polite on you.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? Do you know something I don't? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 8>I think if you ask Georgie, my wife, she would

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<v Speaker 8>definitely off the bat say, when I eat a chiwi,

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<v Speaker 8>it's like listening to a horse.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate it, but that's me getting every bit of

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<v Speaker 5>flavor out.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate it, So it's an ultimate experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone you know, I've got a bit of mistophonia, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so small sounds just drive me and say I would

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't whack him so hard.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh I don't lucky learning not eating a chiwi right now,

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<v Speaker 8>there's another one. None of it just come to me.

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<v Speaker 8>I have this inateability to look at a job or

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<v Speaker 8>a hobby and think I can do that in twenty

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<v Speaker 8>minutes and two hours later, I'm still out there. But

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<v Speaker 8>I run out of time. So if I need to

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<v Speaker 8>go somewhere, Georgie, can you quickly finish this job?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, And there's a half finisher.

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<v Speaker 8>There's there's a story in Melbourne if we got time

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<v Speaker 8>quickly pumped this out. Sunday morning, rolled in and had

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<v Speaker 8>a footy training. Forgot that there was no traffic. So

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<v Speaker 8>I'm driving down in Melbourne. I'm like, I can quickly

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<v Speaker 8>wash my car here. I'm going to quickly go through.

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<v Speaker 8>So I went through the ones with the big the

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<v Speaker 8>big bushes. Yeah, and I didn't realize you're not allowed

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<v Speaker 8>roof racks while you're in there. So I'm sitting there

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<v Speaker 8>first time and this big roller comes down on the

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<v Speaker 8>dashboard and then it latches onto my roof racks and

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<v Speaker 8>my car is getting thrown around in this in this

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<v Speaker 8>car wash. At the point where I've had to exit,

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<v Speaker 8>the exit the door, so I'm out in the middle

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<v Speaker 8>of there's a little camera on the side. You would

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<v Speaker 8>have seen me get thrown around by this thing with

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<v Speaker 8>the roof racks like a helicopter blade. I get out

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<v Speaker 8>of the car, press the emergency stop button, drive my

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<v Speaker 8>car down out the main road and here I am

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<v Speaker 8>trying to get my roof racks out of this this

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<v Speaker 8>whatever they're called, the big roller roller.

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<v Speaker 5>The point where I get it out because I love

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<v Speaker 5>my roof racks. Take my surfboarding that on them.

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<v Speaker 8>I hit him behind him in and asked Georgie if

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<v Speaker 8>she could go clean up my mess because I had

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<v Speaker 8>to get the training on top. Just said to go

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<v Speaker 8>down to pick up the roof. Action's got him now, Okay,

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<v Speaker 8>is that the most controversial thing you've done, Alex Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't say that the BP that was in Melbourne

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<v Speaker 8>because I never went back there.

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<v Speaker 4>I just mentioned the name of it's so well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. I pay for that vision too, by the.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, exactly alex nelwillan all the best tomorrow night. First

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<v Speaker 2>game of gather Around You'll be great, would be great.

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<v Speaker 8>We have full confidence in you, and thanks for stop

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<v Speaker 8>by my cheers guys, see you later morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 1>contain how to all content, graphic language and nudity, not

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<v Speaker 1>that you'll see it. If easily offended, well you're about

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<v Speaker 1>to find out just how it easily.

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<v Speaker 3>Your father.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on the money, Jody and hazes six.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walked in this morning and I was like, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got something for nought at six forty. You go Shitia,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up, shut up, I'm doing naught at six forty.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning and I won't have it, and I said, right, Jo,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go for it. What's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not exactly how it panned out, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>say this. I have a saw vagina, and not in

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<v Speaker 2>a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, guys, I don't know where to look. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to say. I don't know where to

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<v Speaker 1>put my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me explain it, because you might be able

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<v Speaker 2>to help me in this space, and severely my lords

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<v Speaker 2>be turning to you for help in this space.

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<v Speaker 3>My area of expertise does give me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I've spoken to car.

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<v Speaker 2>I know anyway, last night we are running on one

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<v Speaker 2>car at the moment. So I've got no other method

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<v Speaker 2>of transport other than Uber and you can't get one

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<v Speaker 2>in Adelaide at the moment because I've gathered around or

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<v Speaker 2>to walk, and on this occasion it was too far.

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<v Speaker 4>So the third option is a bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Now my bike is inoperable, so I had to use

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<v Speaker 2>my husband's bike.

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<v Speaker 4>And what comes with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is, oh my god, can you explain to me men's

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<v Speaker 2>bike seats? Because this bike seat sat at an angle

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what's the what's interesting? Bike is Greg sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>On No, it's not a boys bike seats angle upwards.

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<v Speaker 1>We're supposed to be a seat there, not a pole.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are a bra So the is.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to ride to the gym, which is about

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<v Speaker 2>five k's each way on a bike seat that was

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<v Speaker 2>threatening to do awful awful things to my most prized

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<v Speaker 2>part of my body.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I'm sat back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hurting my lower back obviously sitting on one of

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<v Speaker 2>those roasters getting severely assaulted for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Yeah, my god, how do you think Greg's vagina

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<v Speaker 1>feels he goes through that every day?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it not her?

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<v Speaker 4>Does it not hurt your bits when you sit on

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<v Speaker 4>a boy's bike?

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<v Speaker 3>Sat? Not?

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<v Speaker 9>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Is in the bits in between bits what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you'd probably get used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're one off, then yeah, it could be

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit stabby and a little bit feel a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit unusual.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not really sure. I'm not a female guy. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not a female. I don't have a vagina.

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<v Speaker 4>Tony is right to be fair.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's saying here that men's saddles are narrower, thank you,

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<v Speaker 6>to match the space of their bone.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't work for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see that video that went viral yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a group of adults who should know better

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<v Speaker 2>attacking some kids for fishing in their pond at West Lakes,

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<v Speaker 2>which apparently the council have come out and said they

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<v Speaker 2>are perfectly entitled to do.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so these adults and I use that word loosely

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed the teenager's bag and throw it and threaten the group,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just raining profanities, saying the police are

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<v Speaker 2>on their way, you take your phone away, pey off,

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<v Speaker 2>all these sort of anyway, I'll let you have a

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<v Speaker 2>listen to these group of grown people aggressively attacking a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of thirteen year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say, a bunch of adults really letting themselves down.

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<v Speaker 3>I can be here. You get the immediately follow shut

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<v Speaker 3>the shut. Oh my gosh, that's real solid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually really sick of these videos popping up of

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<v Speaker 2>grown adults behaving like that, like, come on, their kids,

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<v Speaker 2>they're fishing in a pond, Which wouldn't you prefer that

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing that rather than sitting on their PlayStations or

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<v Speaker 2>sitting on their phones in their room they're doing something

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<v Speaker 2>that's healthy and outdoor, and they're socializing with other people.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not committing any crimes, they're not breaking any laws.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave them alone for goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you that those parents are the same parents

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<v Speaker 1>who if their kids are inside, they're like, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>get outside, you know, go enjoy the sunshine, do something outdoors,

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<v Speaker 1>go fishing, for goodness sake.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that say about us setting an example to

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<v Speaker 2>kids when you can't, when these adults can't control their

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<v Speaker 2>emotions and their temper.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a terrible example.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty appalling.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens if you stop our youths and everyone

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<v Speaker 1>from doing things like this fishing? All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>what are they doing? They're just staying inside, playing call

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<v Speaker 1>of duty? Jack Higginsys, ain't nobody want that?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk making friends as adults.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's scary, scary?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Why, that's intimidating because you just don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>you stand with things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very confusing space.

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's come up because I have my friends, not a

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<v Speaker 2>huge circle. Because I've learned over the years that the

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<v Speaker 2>small of the circle, the more genuine you are.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a true fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so you should have less friends, but high

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<v Speaker 1>quality friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly right? And I try and teach my girls that

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<v Speaker 2>you don't. You don't need hundreds of friends. You just

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<v Speaker 2>need a small group of trusted friends on one handful.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's great. We've got that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got five people you can call three am

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning when you've done something stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>Ohway you go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So the reason this has come up for me, andrew ays,

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<v Speaker 2>is because I met this lovely girl.

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<v Speaker 4>At the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>She's about my age, possibly a little bit younger, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot fitter, really quite hot. Anyway, we got chatting after

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<v Speaker 2>a class and we just got on like a house

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<v Speaker 2>on fire, and we spoke for about half an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and the next minute we're exchanging details and we're like,

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<v Speaker 2>are we best friends now?

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<v Speaker 9>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>So that's how this has all come about. And now

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<v Speaker 2>it's at the point like, hang on a minute. I

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<v Speaker 2>have my people, I trust my people. Do I want

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<v Speaker 2>to go outside that circle? Do I want to fish

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<v Speaker 2>outside the friendship pool that I'm already swimming it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, this is the tricky one. Someone has to

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<v Speaker 1>make the move of catching up maybe for a coffee

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<v Speaker 1>or having dinner together. Who makes that move the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fear of rejection, I know, but she's already flagged that

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<v Speaker 2>with me going to an event at a mutual friends.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I have found in Adelaide, I think, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very very it's very unique to you're a

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 2>CLICKI bunch, and so you have your high school friends.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is where white lotus comes in, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know girls who have born and bred in

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide who have high school friends and they're mean to

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<v Speaker 2>each other. They're overtly mean to each other, and yet

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 2>they're still friends because they're my friends from high school.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird, isn't it?

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 4>Isn't it strange?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's always a space when you have

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>friends over and you're like, what is going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>What we do is just bag each other's friends, and

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:41.600
<v Speaker 1>that friends will come over and your bag down other

0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 1>person you're like working on. You assume that you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing when I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Not here, I know, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really tricky territory to navigate. And also you

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 2>just get lazy, don't you You go?

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 4>I got my mates? Why do I even try? Why

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 4>do I make an effort?

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<v Speaker 2>But having said that, guess who's the exception of the rule.

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<v Speaker 2>My beautiful friend Tiffawn. I met her when we we

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<v Speaker 2>were both well advanced and not in high school, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's one of my closest friends in the whole universe.

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 2>So go figure, it can happen. Later in life, you

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>can make really good friends.

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<v Speaker 3>So there you go, it could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>What about I've got no doubt that the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about is listening to us right now, thinking, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew I should have been nice to her, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to her, over analyzing the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>If she's not listening.

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<v Speaker 5>If she is, you're so lonely.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like you're just Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we talk about Isaac Ranker last night?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh good?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of talented musicians, Just to peel back the curtens

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit, Isaac performed last year and was so

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<v Speaker 2>very nervous. The story goes that he was about to

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<v Speaker 2>pull out at the last minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so each and every year, I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>probably think it's going to go on and on as

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<v Speaker 1>long as we have it Thursday night, Wednesday night. Whenever

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<v Speaker 1>they do it, they'll be like a Channel Night sort

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<v Speaker 1>of footy show spectacular thing. And obviously we host it.

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<v Speaker 1>So last night it was in the Brossel Valley.

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<v Speaker 4>It was in the Bross Valley last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And to say that he smashed out of the

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<v Speaker 2>park is an absolute understatement.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a little listen to this Maroon five classic.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't spending every day out on your corner, the

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<v Speaker 9>pooriy for the girl, the broken smile, ask your issue,

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<v Speaker 9>wance to steal.

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<v Speaker 10>Shoe will below the shoe will shoe below, the shoe will.

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<v Speaker 2>Be Oh, that's really nice, right, And it's just for

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<v Speaker 2>someone who is so brave on the footy field and

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<v Speaker 2>can perform in front of ninety thousand people at the MCG.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes a lot for him to get on stage.

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<v Speaker 2>So I applaud Isaac for doing what he did last night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>You mentioned it that he got serious straight stage fright

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<v Speaker 1>last year. Yeah, And I feel like in this video

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<v Speaker 1>as well, you can sort of you can sort of

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<v Speaker 1>tell in the first sort a few seconds he's just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of feeling his way. It's a foreign error It's

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<v Speaker 1>a bloke who, in front of sixty thousand people at

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<v Speaker 1>the MCG has no problems performing the most ridiculous actually

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<v Speaker 1>could on a football field, different stage, different setting, different vulnerability,

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<v Speaker 1>and everything sort of changes.

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<v Speaker 2>What about some of these guys who play sport but

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<v Speaker 2>can also play music as well, like Isaac Coumphrey Comfy

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<v Speaker 2>Freeze of Mine is so incredibly talented, unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just sort of want I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not sort of one who can judge in

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<v Speaker 1>this space. But if you're a young lady and you

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<v Speaker 1>saw Isaac doing that, is that.

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<v Speaker 3>A good thing?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a good thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that? Is that something that you are?

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<v Speaker 2>You ask Cody Simpson, who's a pop super side and

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<v Speaker 2>also swam for his country.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually did he qualify for the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure actually in Olympics, but he has one

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<v Speaker 3>for Australia. Yeah, oh god, bloody double threat.

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<v Speaker 4>And what about you?

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<v Speaker 2>You played in front of eight people at the line

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<v Speaker 2>on a Sunday afternoon and still can't play.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt, isn't it? Story of my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything that I've touched, nothing professional, semi professional,