Speaker 1: Get every day, Adelaides, I'm Joe.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not upset down, put it down. I just
Speaker 2: feel a little bit defensive of our little show here,
Speaker 2: our little FM show here on Nova. Okay, So this
Speaker 2: is what happened. The Prime Minister was in town last week.
Speaker 2: The Prime Minister's office contacted us and said, we would
Speaker 2: like to come in. We would like to bring Anthony
Speaker 2: Albanese into the studio, ostensibly to meet producer Molly, who
Speaker 2: accidentally hung up on the Prime Minister because she thought
Speaker 2: he was a fringe performer impersonating.
Speaker 3: The pair most Beautiful, Beautiful, Little paid Off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, check that out in the MU.
Speaker 2: So the upshot of all of this is the Prime
Speaker 2: Minister was coming into us and at this point he
Speaker 2: wasn't going into five double A. And as you well
Speaker 2: pointed out, the election, the federal election is five double
Speaker 2: as Grand Final.
Speaker 4: It's the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 3: It's the wheelhouse, it's there, gather around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be like kidler 'roily coming to town
Speaker 2: and going we're going to bypass over and go into
Speaker 2: five double A.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what are you doing? Kid No, no,
Speaker 1: you belong and over. That's how they feel about the.
Speaker 2: PM, and so Will and Pembow, our friends and our
Speaker 2: sister station here at over five Double A.
Speaker 4: I don't even I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 4: They cut up rough like a couple of little old babies.
Speaker 2: And they spent the majority of their show just having
Speaker 2: a good old fashioned winge about the fact that the
Speaker 2: PM was coming into nova, and I felt like Mum
Speaker 2: and Dad were angry or in this case dad and
Speaker 2: Dad worrying.
Speaker 4: And please take notes and have a listen for this.
Speaker 2: Please haven't have a listen to our little song tribute
Speaker 2: to Willem Pembow, and just listen to the names.
Speaker 4: That they call us on this show.
Speaker 2: I will point out Jodi and Hazy that's my actual name,
Speaker 2: and Hazy is just your last name. Is a nickname
Speaker 2: pretty similar to Will and Pembo. It has to be said.
Speaker 4: So are you ready to smash play on this?
Speaker 1: I am ready to smash on planets in what will
Speaker 1: be a one and only world first is bits of
Speaker 1: Double A mixed with the Weekend.
Speaker 5: The promise was going to come on and we could
Speaker 5: ask me about it, but I think he's on no.
Speaker 6: But this.
Speaker 7: Albo's clearly decided the path to the lodge has not
Speaker 7: run through the five double A studios. But it's a
Speaker 7: whack of bingo and sci fi downstairs at Nod and Joy.
Speaker 7: It's not it's not man. Yeah, he's given us the
Speaker 7: skip this time round. They all think we're boring in ahm,
Speaker 7: what they get.
Speaker 3: That idea from?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Jody is now private instrand in the alban there was
Speaker 3: an ast FM injection there from Pembo.
Speaker 2: As well a couple of things here. We didn't play
Speaker 2: the secret sound. We played songs of song, song songs.
Speaker 2: And secondly I did say dad and dad. It's more
Speaker 2: like grandpa and grandpa.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, let's just be realistic
Speaker 3: for a second.
Speaker 4: And also our names are not whacka bingo and sci fi.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it though it's a bit of a
Speaker 3: ring to it, doesn't it. Don't mind it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: We are approaching a very dangerous area right now.
Speaker 4: Just get okay, calm down, sweetye.
Speaker 3: It's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every time you and my wife team up or something, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very dangerous.
Speaker 4: It was fun, that's what it is. It's fun.
Speaker 3: And it was back sweetie, learn from me.
Speaker 4: Find that it's entertaining for everyone concerned.
Speaker 2: So we were talking about X because Jimmy from The
Speaker 2: Bachelor circa twenty twenty one, his wife wholly jumped on
Speaker 2: Instagram and said, oh my god, I've got the I
Speaker 2: My husband just called Woolies and asked for a refund
Speaker 2: on his packet of taco And then I elaborated with
Speaker 2: the fact that my husband so proudly burst into the
Speaker 2: house the other day and said, oh, I hope guess what.
Speaker 2: I've just been to the podiatress and I have had that
Speaker 2: corn removed.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I only imagine that you just, in swift action, got
Speaker 1: rid of all your clothes and said, Greg, it's time
Speaker 1: you've taken me there.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought, you know what, let's just have
Speaker 2: a conversation with Kara via text and she can tell
Speaker 2: me everything about her beautiful husband Andrew that gives her
Speaker 2: the ick, I said, not just one or two things,
Speaker 2: and she's come back with an extensive list.
Speaker 3: All right, your phone was smoking before.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 4: Is okay?
Speaker 3: The first one, the nervous pile one.
Speaker 2: The first ick is you constantly urinating in the shower.
Speaker 4: You've filled there.
Speaker 1: I don't even know I'm doing it sometimes sometimes with
Speaker 1: mid conversation and I'll be midtraining.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I didn't even know I was doing it.
Speaker 4: But also, is your toilet right next to your shower?
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do? So once you hit the
Speaker 3: water and shower, it makes you want to go to
Speaker 3: the tour.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Dry off, and then go
Speaker 1: to talk and get back in come. Yes, some one
Speaker 1: who's got the time the patience for that.
Speaker 4: That's what normal people do.
Speaker 2: Her second one is aggressively plucking nose hairs with a
Speaker 2: sneezing fit that wait, hang on, what are you plucking
Speaker 2: those hairs with your fingers or tweets?
Speaker 5: That's nice?
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry for thinking you're an animal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not very very sophisticated. No I yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that has to happen. I'm scared of people seeing protruding
Speaker 1: noose hairs. The consequences are sometimes two to three minutes.
Speaker 1: Just bang, bang, sneeze, snake, snae sneeze.
Speaker 3: Worth it.
Speaker 4: The next one is trimming of genital and underarm hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, thanks car appreciate, Okay, that's too far.
Speaker 2: All right again, what are you using to trim set areas.
Speaker 3: What am I using my clip is my own personal clippers.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to enhance the look like a free
Speaker 1: neck lizard, trying to make it bigger.
Speaker 4: Is the over the top brushing of the tongue. I
Speaker 4: know you do that. That's so weird? Why yeah, breath.
Speaker 2: The other one is bringing home random towels from the
Speaker 2: gym that end up in our linen cupboard.
Speaker 4: That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got quite the collection, actually, the white and
Speaker 1: blue ones. And you know they're so random and sometimes
Speaker 1: they've got like rips and tears and stuff in them.
Speaker 3: That is, they're very unique.
Speaker 2: How many people do hundreds of hundreds of gym goers
Speaker 2: have used those towels.
Speaker 1: I use that blood, sweat and tears and everything else
Speaker 1: absorbed in their tower from my own motivation.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: And the final one, and I think this sums up.
Speaker 2: The way your wife and I both feel about you,
Speaker 2: and it is a general inability to absorb basic information.
Speaker 1: See, this is where I feel her frustration. Even I
Speaker 1: can notice her frustration because I get frustrated with myself
Speaker 1: and then she's like we be conversation.
Speaker 3: I'm like, shit, what were we talking about man late?
Speaker 3: That's fine? Did you have some fun there?
Speaker 4: I had so much. Honestly, it was a good our
Speaker 4: hour and a half of entertainment.
Speaker 3: That would you like some anxiety?
Speaker 1: Because guess what, I've been in contact with your husband
Speaker 1: and he's got quite the list himself.
Speaker 3: In fact, he really put a lot of work into this.
Speaker 1: I expected him to write back and say, look, there's
Speaker 1: not much I can tell you apart from the fact
Speaker 1: that maybe she cares or listens too much.
Speaker 3: Not quite the opposite.
Speaker 1: My phone has been smoking, going off its face as well. Really,
Speaker 1: so can we go through Gregg's ick list on you next?
Speaker 4: You certainly can. Once you show me first.
Speaker 1: Broadcast straight trade where with it, I will give you
Speaker 1: the heads up though it doesn't involve pubic care, So
Speaker 1: you're fine.
Speaker 3: We're playing a little game.
Speaker 1: It's a dangerous game where we consult the X from
Speaker 1: each other's partners and yeah, it's a fun before and
Speaker 1: you've got in contact with my beautiful wife, car and
Speaker 1: she really really fired back some aggressive, long, long, long, long,
Speaker 1: long long texts with some of my X, and there
Speaker 1: I was a little bit surprising.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing to do is talk to your
Speaker 2: wife about the things that turn her off of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're quite smug until I said, well, guess
Speaker 1: what I've actually made in contact with your husband? And
Speaker 1: I've got quite the list myself, and the headline is
Speaker 1: you are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna have to power through these too, by
Speaker 1: the way, because there's a few to get through.
Speaker 4: How long is it?
Speaker 3: Quite long?
Speaker 6: When I printed it it was two pages and I
Speaker 6: had to make the phone smaller.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's interesting. I just said, come up with a couple
Speaker 2: of I don't know. I just thought he'd come up
Speaker 2: with a couple of dot points.
Speaker 1: Are dot points? But still it had to be reduced.
Speaker 1: All right, ready, First of all, every night, now she's
Speaker 1: having an early night. I was very noble of you.
Speaker 1: Isn't it well done? And I'm guessing, raally do you
Speaker 1: have an early night? Next one leaves the toilet set up,
Speaker 1: no remorse?
Speaker 5: Why do you?
Speaker 3: Why are you leaving the toilet set up? What's going on?
Speaker 4: I don't think I put it down ever?
Speaker 3: Sorry, what dear, were standing up? What's going on here?
Speaker 4: We didn't know what he's doing?
Speaker 1: Her phone rings, turns TV off completely. It's like, nobody
Speaker 1: can watch TV if she's.
Speaker 3: On the phone. My dad does that as well. That
Speaker 3: is so irritating.
Speaker 1: I like this one says morning to every stranger we
Speaker 1: walk past, like she's running for local council.
Speaker 3: That is excellent.
Speaker 1: Next point gets in a lift with another family, instantly
Speaker 1: hits child with what's your name?
Speaker 3: It's perfect, It's quite the ick list.
Speaker 1: She's never paid a bill in her life, genuinely doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to Next one, we have a chocolate lock box.
Speaker 1: She leaves a code set, doesn't locker, kids rate it,
Speaker 1: yells at me, sets a new code forgets it, blames me.
Speaker 1: It happens daily. What an aggressive cycle. Next one puts empty
Speaker 1: ice trays back in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Year That sounds like something you do.
Speaker 1: Next one, she catches me using dishcloth on the floor
Speaker 1: and reacts like I've used one of the details to
Speaker 1: clean my bike in fanness.
Speaker 3: I did both of that today.
Speaker 2: Don't use the details on the floor and or to
Speaker 2: clean your dusty bike.
Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair. Two more.
Speaker 1: I like this one. I can't even glance. This is
Speaker 1: Gregg's icklist, by the way, so he's written this to me.
Speaker 3: I can't even glance in the general direction of another
Speaker 3: female without her saying are you right? Do you know her?
Speaker 3: This is my favorite every night? Size.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's been such a long day, even though I
Speaker 1: know she works three hours a day minus two hours
Speaker 1: forty five of ad break songs and news, et cetera.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now. I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know. I need to know. What in
Speaker 5: the news today is what you need to know?
Speaker 3: You know what you need to know?
Speaker 1: With Jodi and Ady all right, thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: we want you to nominate your favorite parking inspector.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's Who's the local neighborhood parking inspector? Hero? You know,
Speaker 2: we shouldn't rag on them because I actually I feel
Speaker 2: sorry for them, like I would hate to every day
Speaker 2: just spence misery.
Speaker 1: No, I've done the same thing I've always done the
Speaker 1: whole n They're doing a job, just go by the
Speaker 1: laws and you won't. But then eventually they win you
Speaker 1: over in a bad way. Just like athe. I would
Speaker 1: always sit there and say, look, it's a tough job.
Speaker 1: They're doing their best, and all of a sudden, for
Speaker 1: the fourth time in about five games, the Crows get
Speaker 1: robbed and you go that's enough's.
Speaker 4: Enough, gls okay, all right, that's enough this week.
Speaker 2: You can't keep bringing everything back to the crows being
Speaker 2: robbed on the weekend.
Speaker 4: This is a really horrible story.
Speaker 2: So father has been fine for using an accessible parking
Speaker 2: spaceport too long while his son was having a seizure.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, that's a good enough excuse, isn't it.
Speaker 2: So Sam Solomon was he was visiting Henley Beach with
Speaker 2: his son Ramsey, who's eighteen. He's got cerebral palsy, scoliosis
Speaker 2: and severe epilepsy.
Speaker 4: So he left his car.
Speaker 2: There for twenty minutes too long because Ramsey was having
Speaker 2: a seizure down by the beach, so he couldn't get back.
Speaker 4: To the car to move it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that fine later escalated to five hundred and
Speaker 2: forty nine dollars because it obviously slips through the cracks
Speaker 2: in the household, as they do sometimes when you expect
Speaker 2: your part like your husband to take care of everything
Speaker 2: like I do. And the original five was sixty one
Speaker 2: bucks and then escalator to five forty nine. So I
Speaker 2: think it's since been white.
Speaker 3: Yes, the extra phase has been white.
Speaker 1: I think the original fine still stands, and that's controversial.
Speaker 3: Itself, isn't that's a good enough excuse for goodness?
Speaker 4: Oh goodness, when we were younger, I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 2: When we were younger and stupid, like eighteen, I'm talking
Speaker 2: when you first get your license. We used to use
Speaker 2: the whole excuse to and it would get you out
Speaker 2: of it every single time. If you've got a parking fine,
Speaker 2: you would say that it was that time of the month, and.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, see people like you abusing the system.
Speaker 3: It's probably right now they question everything.
Speaker 9: So true.
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry I was.
Speaker 3: Trust doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: I was eighteen and young and stupid and couldn't to
Speaker 2: be fair, a UNI student who couldn't afford.
Speaker 3: A parking pot. Yeah, I remember I told you my
Speaker 3: parking fine story about Ryan Burton.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you spend so much time at Calvary Hospital
Speaker 1: waiting for Ryan Burton, who went through this series of
Speaker 1: soft tissue injuries, who had to try and hit him
Speaker 1: up to get a comment for the news. This particular day,
Speaker 1: I parked on the other side of Calvary and I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that it turned into a clearway three, So
Speaker 1: I left at three twenty and on my car I
Speaker 1: discovered on the way back to Channel seven or something
Speaker 1: flickering in the corner, and I was like, and I
Speaker 1: was so angry.
Speaker 3: I was like, rah, seventy dollars, that's so frustrating. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. I think I called my wife and said,
Speaker 3: I just got a parking thing. Just put you in
Speaker 3: a bad mood. Anyway, pulled up the Channel seven. Didn't
Speaker 3: get Ryan Burton, by the way.
Speaker 1: And we read the ticket and it was a ticket
Speaker 1: for parking in a bus cleeway and it was worth
Speaker 1: three hundred.
Speaker 4: And fifty bucks man.
Speaker 1: And I remember it so clearly because I genuinely fell
Speaker 1: to my knees.
Speaker 3: I fell to my knees and I looked up. I
Speaker 3: genuinely did this. Why why? And we didn't even get burned.
Speaker 4: That's a sad story I've ever heard over here again
Speaker 4: and good car.
Speaker 1: And car had to be like, mate, it's okay, we'll
Speaker 1: get through this, sir, right, why.
Speaker 2: Please welcome my crs vis Captain Alex Yes.
Speaker 3: Crow is absolutely flying jokes.
Speaker 1: The three and one Crows to kick off, gather around
Speaker 1: against the cats, and the vice captain, a man who
Speaker 1: we're very good friends with, that.
Speaker 3: Must be said. Yes, Alex Neilbourne is here.
Speaker 8: Good morning to you, Alex, Good morning guys. It's good
Speaker 8: to be here midwek. This is the earliest I've been.
Speaker 5: I was good here on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's good be pushing it earlier in the week and
Speaker 1: eventually it'll be two times a week.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 5: Sohold me up.
Speaker 4: Is it too early to call a spare fefs or not? No?
Speaker 5: I think you dropped that at once.
Speaker 3: Nice earlier.
Speaker 8: And then I shared my gardening hobby within I thought
Speaker 8: we weren't for a bit there, Yeah, a bit of
Speaker 8: harsh feed were gardening.
Speaker 2: There was the gardening. There's been a couple of things.
Speaker 2: And then also he dropped the fact that you were
Speaker 2: a state speed walk.
Speaker 8: I saw two speed walkers yesterday and thought, of the
Speaker 8: two of you, did you?
Speaker 5: I thought, where's the training regime?
Speaker 2: Gun?
Speaker 4: Also, and where was the video of the speed walkers?
Speaker 8: I was driving, yeah, but they were almost going past
Speaker 8: me because I'm flying, So I want to ask them
Speaker 8: for their program.
Speaker 2: We've done a video with you speed walking in the
Speaker 2: corridors here at nover so if you want to check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 4: And Jody in Hazy Instagram's.
Speaker 1: Quick he's very very sharp. I think you walk quick.
Speaker 1: You can't compare to this math.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely not. Should see him down.
Speaker 3: Run them more, just ridiculous, it's so very quick.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's get it out of the way and talk
Speaker 2: quickly about last week, please.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the.
Speaker 2: Ranking Mark has been much spoken about the AFL come
Speaker 2: out and said, yet we actually that was an error.
Speaker 2: So where were you on the ground and what were
Speaker 2: your first thoughts?
Speaker 4: Initially?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw the ball going in, and I got
Speaker 8: the drop a ball position and saw Ranks put in
Speaker 8: a great effort and then actually the ball spilled it
Speaker 8: near the boundary line. I gave away a free kick,
Speaker 8: so I had a bit of a mayor ten seconds
Speaker 8: and the ability for us to as a group to
Speaker 8: recognize ranks effort, but then to move on. I'm really
Speaker 8: proud of how we handled that, and you know that's footy.
Speaker 8: We gave them an opportunity to control the game, and
Speaker 8: we missed a couple of opportunities ourself.
Speaker 1: Alex, I's see if you can talk you out at
Speaker 1: this moment, how shitt the umpires?
Speaker 2: You couldn't. You can't help but feel a bit just scrunched.
Speaker 2: I know you haven't been there for some of the history,
Speaker 2: but jes you.
Speaker 4: Know the ben Keys one and there's just been a
Speaker 4: long history of us getting screwed over by the umpires.
Speaker 4: How did the club deal with that?
Speaker 8: Well, Tim, Tim Silver was our CEO, came out, made
Speaker 8: a statement and we did that for us is great
Speaker 8: leadership because then it saves us having to just say
Speaker 8: what we're thinking. Yeah, as we do. Joke's in this industry.
Speaker 8: We move on, we move on, move on.
Speaker 5: For twenty four hours, we'll be ready to go.
Speaker 3: We go the game just around the corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder, I want to And this is not
Speaker 1: a question fore you, So I just sort of wonder
Speaker 1: what's happening behind the scenes, because if I'm the cryers,
Speaker 1: I go, come on, Yeah, AFL, I do something. Let's
Speaker 1: work something out. I don't know, let's talk fixturing in
Speaker 1: the future or something, but who knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's to say. Speaking of Isaac Rankin, did you
Speaker 4: catch some of his work last night?
Speaker 3: Incredible? Incredible? God, if you don't mind.
Speaker 9: I don't must spending every day, Oh my soul, how
Speaker 9: do your corner, the the girl, the brodcust, this bloke seal,
Speaker 9: ask you.
Speaker 3: Seriously. So tell us about Isaac ranking and what's he
Speaker 3: like as a human.
Speaker 5: Well, I actually get the luxury.
Speaker 8: Sometimes we're in gym together and there's a three second
Speaker 8: crossover from my song and he just belts out a
Speaker 8: chorus and I am genuinely shocked at how talented he is.
Speaker 8: I guess that speaks highly one of himself as a
Speaker 8: person bringing out his strengths other than what he does
Speaker 8: on the footy field, but also Isaac as a human.
Speaker 8: How warm and company is coming over from another club
Speaker 8: straight away? Isaac made me feel so welcome, and then
Speaker 8: also to see what he does on the footy field,
Speaker 8: wore are we?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 2: Is it a different kind of nervous energy from playing
Speaker 2: in front of ninety thousand people at the g compared
Speaker 2: to getting on stage I guess and belting out a
Speaker 2: song on TV like it would It would definitely be
Speaker 2: a different kind of you.
Speaker 1: Alex, because your your only sort of spots in this
Speaker 1: department is you know, professional football and powerwalking.
Speaker 5: That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I could maybe occum later to a stadium full at
Speaker 8: the Olympics and I take me first step on.
Speaker 5: The APPS track.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, the nerves it'd be like it'd be like
Speaker 8: kicking a goal after the siren, but you have to
Speaker 8: do it four times in a row to win the game.
Speaker 5: That's how I would compare it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because last year we were saying he's so
Speaker 2: nervous that he nearly pulled out and he called his mum.
Speaker 4: He's like, I can't do it?
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well he hides it well because what he put
Speaker 8: out there last night, Wow.
Speaker 1: It was still gosh. That's nice Darcy fogging his new tattoo.
Speaker 1: How's that going?
Speaker 3: Do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 5: I've got a little tattoo on my ankle.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, just a reminder of what we achieved in
Speaker 8: twenty one at my old club.
Speaker 2: No one wants to see that here, mate, Hey did
Speaker 2: everyone get that done?
Speaker 5: By the way, it's funny.
Speaker 8: So maybe a group of sixteen of us on the
Speaker 8: Wednesday midweek rolled in on the morning and there's three
Speaker 8: guys that didn't get up. Two of them never wanted tattoos.
Speaker 8: But one of my teammates is head to toe on
Speaker 8: tattoos and has never got it. So I'm going to
Speaker 8: call them out. James Harms, if you're listening, we're still
Speaker 8: waiting for you to get the tato any air. He
Speaker 8: now plays at the Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 4: So did he Maybe he knew something was coming.
Speaker 8: Not at that stage. I think he was just still
Speaker 8: having a little little fun on the town. I just
Speaker 8: want to miss the boat and promise when he got
Speaker 8: back to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: And to get it.
Speaker 8: But yeah, still waiting. Ah yeah I do. I do
Speaker 8: wear longer socks. Yeah right, yeah, I've got room on
Speaker 8: my left ankle. If the opportunity ever comes could be there.
Speaker 8: There you go, Alex.
Speaker 1: We were talking this morning about X has Camp part
Speaker 1: It was a nice little funny video on social media
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden where speaking to each other's
Speaker 1: partners to get each other's ix and it was quite
Speaker 1: an extensive list.
Speaker 2: Got an example here of a couple of Hazes's wife
Speaker 2: Kara her X him constantly urinating in the shower.
Speaker 4: That'll do it.
Speaker 3: We've all been there. Yeah, Well, Alex doesn't disagree.
Speaker 4: Trimming of genital and underround.
Speaker 3: Hair again, doesn't disagree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, aggressively plucking noise. Heirs with a sneezing fifth. I
Speaker 2: didn't know if that was a thing that once you
Speaker 2: plucked it out, it was like, yeah, yeah, okay, And finally,
Speaker 2: just a general inability to absorb basic information. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: we had your lovely wife in here. What would she
Speaker 2: say about you?
Speaker 8: That's polite from Cara. She's been very polite on you.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Do you know something I don't? Maybe?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 8: I think if you ask Georgie, my wife, she would
Speaker 8: definitely off the bat say, when I eat a chiwi,
Speaker 8: it's like listening to a horse.
Speaker 5: I hate it, but that's me getting every bit of
Speaker 5: flavor out.
Speaker 4: I hate it, So it's an ultimate experience.
Speaker 2: Someone you know, I've got a bit of mistophonia, right,
Speaker 2: so small sounds just drive me and say I would
Speaker 2: I wouldn't whack him so hard.
Speaker 8: Oh I don't lucky learning not eating a chiwi right now,
Speaker 8: there's another one. None of it just come to me.
Speaker 8: I have this inateability to look at a job or
Speaker 8: a hobby and think I can do that in twenty
Speaker 8: minutes and two hours later, I'm still out there. But
Speaker 8: I run out of time. So if I need to
Speaker 8: go somewhere, Georgie, can you quickly finish this job?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And there's a half finisher.
Speaker 8: There's there's a story in Melbourne if we got time
Speaker 8: quickly pumped this out. Sunday morning, rolled in and had
Speaker 8: a footy training. Forgot that there was no traffic. So
Speaker 8: I'm driving down in Melbourne. I'm like, I can quickly
Speaker 8: wash my car here. I'm going to quickly go through.
Speaker 8: So I went through the ones with the big the
Speaker 8: big bushes. Yeah, and I didn't realize you're not allowed
Speaker 8: roof racks while you're in there. So I'm sitting there
Speaker 8: first time and this big roller comes down on the
Speaker 8: dashboard and then it latches onto my roof racks and
Speaker 8: my car is getting thrown around in this in this
Speaker 8: car wash. At the point where I've had to exit,
Speaker 8: the exit the door, so I'm out in the middle
Speaker 8: of there's a little camera on the side. You would
Speaker 8: have seen me get thrown around by this thing with
Speaker 8: the roof racks like a helicopter blade. I get out
Speaker 8: of the car, press the emergency stop button, drive my
Speaker 8: car down out the main road and here I am
Speaker 8: trying to get my roof racks out of this this
Speaker 8: whatever they're called, the big roller roller.
Speaker 5: The point where I get it out because I love
Speaker 5: my roof racks. Take my surfboarding that on them.
Speaker 8: I hit him behind him in and asked Georgie if
Speaker 8: she could go clean up my mess because I had
Speaker 8: to get the training on top. Just said to go
Speaker 8: down to pick up the roof. Action's got him now, Okay,
Speaker 8: is that the most controversial thing you've done, Alex Yeah,
Speaker 8: I didn't say that the BP that was in Melbourne
Speaker 8: because I never went back there.
Speaker 4: I just mentioned the name of it's so well done.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I pay for that vision too, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, exactly alex nelwillan all the best tomorrow night. First
Speaker 2: game of gather Around You'll be great, would be great.
Speaker 8: We have full confidence in you, and thanks for stop
Speaker 8: by my cheers guys, see you later morning.
Speaker 1: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 1: contain how to all content, graphic language and nudity, not
Speaker 1: that you'll see it. If easily offended, well you're about
Speaker 1: to find out just how it easily.
Speaker 3: Your father.
Speaker 2: He's on the money, Jody and hazes six.
Speaker 1: So I walked in this morning and I was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I've got something for nought at six forty. You go Shitia,
Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, I'm doing naught at six forty.
Speaker 1: This morning and I won't have it, and I said, right, Jo,
Speaker 1: let's go for it. What's happening.
Speaker 2: It's not exactly how it panned out, but I will
Speaker 2: say this. I have a saw vagina, and not in
Speaker 2: a good one.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, guys, I don't know where to look. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. I don't know where to
Speaker 1: put my hands.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me explain it, because you might be able
Speaker 2: to help me in this space, and severely my lords
Speaker 2: be turning to you for help in this space.
Speaker 3: My area of expertise does give me.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've spoken to car.
Speaker 2: I know anyway, last night we are running on one
Speaker 2: car at the moment. So I've got no other method
Speaker 2: of transport other than Uber and you can't get one
Speaker 2: in Adelaide at the moment because I've gathered around or
Speaker 2: to walk, and on this occasion it was too far.
Speaker 4: So the third option is a bike.
Speaker 2: Now my bike is inoperable, so I had to use
Speaker 2: my husband's bike.
Speaker 4: And what comes with that.
Speaker 2: Is, oh my god, can you explain to me men's
Speaker 2: bike seats? Because this bike seat sat at an angle
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the what's interesting? Bike is Greg sitting.
Speaker 2: On No, it's not a boys bike seats angle upwards.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be a seat there, not a pole.
Speaker 1: You guys are a bra So the is.
Speaker 2: I had to ride to the gym, which is about
Speaker 2: five k's each way on a bike seat that was
Speaker 2: threatening to do awful awful things to my most prized
Speaker 2: part of my body.
Speaker 4: And so I'm sat back.
Speaker 2: It's hurting my lower back obviously sitting on one of
Speaker 2: those roasters getting severely assaulted for a.
Speaker 1: Good Yeah, my god, how do you think Greg's vagina
Speaker 1: feels he goes through that every day?
Speaker 8: Is it not her?
Speaker 4: Does it not hurt your bits when you sit on
Speaker 4: a boy's bike?
Speaker 3: Sat? Not?
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 1: Is in the bits in between bits what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: I guess you'd probably get used to it.
Speaker 1: So if you're one off, then yeah, it could be
Speaker 1: a little bit stabby and a little bit feel a
Speaker 1: little bit unusual.
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure. I'm not a female guy. I'm
Speaker 3: not a female. I don't have a vagina.
Speaker 4: Tony is right to be fair.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's saying here that men's saddles are narrower, thank you,
Speaker 6: to match the space of their bone.
Speaker 4: That doesn't work for us.
Speaker 2: Did you see that video that went viral yesterday and
Speaker 2: it was a group of adults who should know better
Speaker 2: attacking some kids for fishing in their pond at West Lakes,
Speaker 2: which apparently the council have come out and said they
Speaker 2: are perfectly entitled to do.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so these adults and I use that word loosely
Speaker 2: grabbed the teenager's bag and throw it and threaten the group,
Speaker 2: and it was just raining profanities, saying the police are
Speaker 2: on their way, you take your phone away, pey off,
Speaker 2: all these sort of anyway, I'll let you have a
Speaker 2: listen to these group of grown people aggressively attacking a
Speaker 2: bunch of thirteen year olds.
Speaker 1: Let's just say, a bunch of adults really letting themselves down.
Speaker 3: I can be here. You get the immediately follow shut
Speaker 3: the shut. Oh my gosh, that's real solid.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really sick of these videos popping up of
Speaker 2: grown adults behaving like that, like, come on, their kids,
Speaker 2: they're fishing in a pond, Which wouldn't you prefer that
Speaker 2: they're doing that rather than sitting on their PlayStations or
Speaker 2: sitting on their phones in their room they're doing something
Speaker 2: that's healthy and outdoor, and they're socializing with other people.
Speaker 2: They're not committing any crimes, they're not breaking any laws.
Speaker 4: Leave them alone for goodness.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that those parents are the same parents
Speaker 1: who if their kids are inside, they're like, I'll just
Speaker 1: get outside, you know, go enjoy the sunshine, do something outdoors,
Speaker 1: go fishing, for goodness sake.
Speaker 2: What does that say about us setting an example to
Speaker 2: kids when you can't, when these adults can't control their
Speaker 2: emotions and their temper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a terrible example.
Speaker 4: It's pretty appalling.
Speaker 1: So what happens if you stop our youths and everyone
Speaker 1: from doing things like this fishing? All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: what are they doing? They're just staying inside, playing call
Speaker 1: of duty? Jack Higginsys, ain't nobody want that?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Let's talk making friends as adults.
Speaker 3: Oh that's scary, scary?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Why, that's intimidating because you just don't know where
Speaker 1: you stand with things like that.
Speaker 3: It's a very confusing space.
Speaker 4: I tell you why.
Speaker 2: It's come up because I have my friends, not a
Speaker 2: huge circle. Because I've learned over the years that the
Speaker 2: small of the circle, the more genuine you are.
Speaker 4: That's a true fact.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you should have less friends, but high
Speaker 1: quality friends.
Speaker 3: Is that what you say?
Speaker 2: Exactly right? And I try and teach my girls that
Speaker 2: you don't. You don't need hundreds of friends. You just
Speaker 2: need a small group of trusted friends on one handful.
Speaker 4: And that's great. We've got that.
Speaker 2: If you've got five people you can call three am
Speaker 2: in the morning when you've done something stupid.
Speaker 4: Ohway you go.
Speaker 3: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: So the reason this has come up for me, andrew ays,
Speaker 2: is because I met this lovely girl.
Speaker 4: At the gym.
Speaker 2: She's about my age, possibly a little bit younger, a
Speaker 2: lot fitter, really quite hot. Anyway, we got chatting after
Speaker 2: a class and we just got on like a house
Speaker 2: on fire, and we spoke for about half an hour
Speaker 2: and the next minute we're exchanging details and we're like,
Speaker 2: are we best friends now?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 2: So that's how this has all come about. And now
Speaker 2: it's at the point like, hang on a minute. I
Speaker 2: have my people, I trust my people. Do I want
Speaker 2: to go outside that circle? Do I want to fish
Speaker 2: outside the friendship pool that I'm already swimming it?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, this is the tricky one. Someone has to
Speaker 1: make the move of catching up maybe for a coffee
Speaker 1: or having dinner together. Who makes that move the.
Speaker 2: Fear of rejection, I know, but she's already flagged that
Speaker 2: with me going to an event at a mutual friends.
Speaker 4: So this is where I'm at.
Speaker 2: But what I have found in Adelaide, I think, and
Speaker 2: it's a very very it's very unique to you're a
Speaker 2: CLICKI bunch, and so you have your high school friends.
Speaker 2: And this is where white lotus comes in, I think,
Speaker 2: because I know girls who have born and bred in
Speaker 2: Adelaide who have high school friends and they're mean to
Speaker 2: each other. They're overtly mean to each other, and yet
Speaker 2: they're still friends because they're my friends from high school.
Speaker 3: It's weird, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Isn't it strange?
Speaker 1: I feel like there's always a space when you have
Speaker 1: friends over and you're like, what is going on here?
Speaker 1: What we do is just bag each other's friends, and
Speaker 1: that friends will come over and your bag down other
Speaker 1: person you're like working on. You assume that you're saying
Speaker 1: the same thing when I'm.
Speaker 4: Not here, I know, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a really tricky territory to navigate. And also you
Speaker 2: just get lazy, don't you You go?
Speaker 4: I got my mates? Why do I even try? Why
Speaker 4: do I make an effort?
Speaker 2: But having said that, guess who's the exception of the rule.
Speaker 2: My beautiful friend Tiffawn. I met her when we we
Speaker 2: were both well advanced and not in high school, and
Speaker 2: she's one of my closest friends in the whole universe.
Speaker 2: So go figure, it can happen. Later in life, you
Speaker 2: can make really good friends.
Speaker 3: So there you go, it could happen.
Speaker 1: What about I've got no doubt that the girl that
Speaker 1: you're talking about is listening to us right now, thinking, God,
Speaker 1: I knew I should have been nice to her, listen
Speaker 1: to her, over analyzing the situation.
Speaker 2: If she's not listening.
Speaker 5: If she is, you're so lonely.
Speaker 2: I really like you're just Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about Isaac Ranker last night?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Oh good?
Speaker 2: Speaking of talented musicians, Just to peel back the curtens
Speaker 2: a little bit, Isaac performed last year and was so
Speaker 2: very nervous. The story goes that he was about to
Speaker 2: pull out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so each and every year, I think this is
Speaker 1: probably think it's going to go on and on as
Speaker 1: long as we have it Thursday night, Wednesday night. Whenever
Speaker 1: they do it, they'll be like a Channel Night sort
Speaker 1: of footy show spectacular thing. And obviously we host it.
Speaker 1: So last night it was in the Brossel Valley.
Speaker 4: It was in the Bross Valley last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And to say that he smashed out of the
Speaker 2: park is an absolute understatement.
Speaker 4: Have a little listen to this Maroon five classic.
Speaker 9: I don't spending every day out on your corner, the
Speaker 9: pooriy for the girl, the broken smile, ask your issue,
Speaker 9: wance to steal.
Speaker 10: Shoe will below the shoe will shoe below, the shoe will.
Speaker 2: Be Oh, that's really nice, right, And it's just for
Speaker 2: someone who is so brave on the footy field and
Speaker 2: can perform in front of ninety thousand people at the MCG.
Speaker 2: It takes a lot for him to get on stage.
Speaker 2: So I applaud Isaac for doing what he did last night.
Speaker 2: It's pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: You mentioned it that he got serious straight stage fright
Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, And I feel like in this video
Speaker 1: as well, you can sort of you can sort of
Speaker 1: tell in the first sort a few seconds he's just
Speaker 1: sort of feeling his way. It's a foreign error It's
Speaker 1: a bloke who, in front of sixty thousand people at
Speaker 1: the MCG has no problems performing the most ridiculous actually
Speaker 1: could on a football field, different stage, different setting, different vulnerability,
Speaker 1: and everything sort of changes.
Speaker 2: What about some of these guys who play sport but
Speaker 2: can also play music as well, like Isaac Coumphrey Comfy
Speaker 2: Freeze of Mine is so incredibly talented, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just sort of want I want to know
Speaker 1: because I'm not sort of one who can judge in
Speaker 1: this space. But if you're a young lady and you
Speaker 1: saw Isaac doing that, is that.
Speaker 3: A good thing?
Speaker 4: It's a good thing?
Speaker 3: Is that? Is that something that you are?
Speaker 2: You ask Cody Simpson, who's a pop super side and
Speaker 2: also swam for his country.
Speaker 4: Actually did he qualify for the Olympics.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure actually in Olympics, but he has one
Speaker 3: for Australia. Yeah, oh god, bloody double threat.
Speaker 4: And what about you?
Speaker 2: You played in front of eight people at the line
Speaker 2: on a Sunday afternoon and still can't play.
Speaker 3: I felt, isn't it? Story of my life?
Speaker 1: Everything that I've touched, nothing professional, semi professional,