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Speaker 1: Chason Laurence on Over one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Our next guest needs no introduction around here, so let's

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Speaker 2: not even do one. Please Welcome from Novus Drive Show.

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Speaker 3: Crazy, Good morning, Jo.

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Speaker 1: It's so lovely to be here on our on our

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Speaker 1: two week break from Ricky Lantim. Oh yeah, yeah, no.

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Speaker 4: No, we've dragged you in on the holidays.

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Speaker 3: How fun is it at this time of the morning.

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Speaker 1: I love it this time of the morning. I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize there was two eights or two sevens at the

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Speaker 1: same time of day, in the same twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: That was a shock to me.

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Speaker 3: We're loving being here at NOVER. Welcome.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice to have you.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's very nice. The office is very clean.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we think everyone's so nice.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: We arrived like wounded little puppy dogs.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: We were so thrilled when you came on board and

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Speaker 1: exciting with technology.

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Speaker 3: Technology is amazing. Oh yeah. A lot of mice, A

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Speaker 3: lot of mice. I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen it yet?

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Speaker 2: We had one saw the first mouse ran into the meeting. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's sat under the table, did a loop and then

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Speaker 2: ran back.

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Speaker 1: On the PDS around here. They're getting younger and younger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: little rats, How's comedy festival going? Comedy Festival is going

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Speaker 1: so great. I haven't done the full run in years.

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Speaker 1: I normally just go in and do like one or

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Speaker 1: two shows because I'm a diva. So I'm having a

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Speaker 1: great time. But seriously, if you want to come and

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Speaker 1: see me, like weekends book, I realized my audience love

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Speaker 1: a weekend because I think they must have.

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Speaker 3: Loved to go out. Yeah, yeah, get lead, I love

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Speaker 3: a drop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So coming tonight on a Thursday, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think that's the weekend.

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Speaker 3: You know, you don't scream matinee to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm ant the seven forty five pm, which is my

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Speaker 1: earliest show I've ever done, really, and there's some good time.

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Speaker 1: It's a good time, I think so because before or

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Speaker 1: after and then hit red.

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Speaker 2: Because anything and then anything after and the crowd get

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Speaker 2: a bit raredy.

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Speaker 1: They can, they can, But my shows are very like

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Speaker 1: My shows are very autobiographical. That's the sort of comic

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Speaker 1: I am. According to Wikipedia when I google myself the

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Speaker 1: other day, and so I don't really leave space for hecklers.

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Speaker 1: And I also say, if you're going to heck with me,

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Speaker 1: I'll just leave. I attacked you.

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a real it's a real test of endurance.

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Speaker 1: So the comedy festival isn't how many shows and what's

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Speaker 1: a training you've been doing?

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Speaker 3: Because you are a fit man. I'm not a coleman.

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Speaker 1: I'm like a paper click right front cover on a

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Speaker 1: men's health cover. I assume you all have it as

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Speaker 1: your years ago. Now, yes, it was a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for ringing that up.

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Speaker 4: People are so mr Jas was once a clear back

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Speaker 4: many years ago.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't a winner, and let's be honest, anyone in

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Speaker 2: radio has been one of the fifties.

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Speaker 1: I think Tim Blackwell's terrifying. Yeah, no, it is a

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Speaker 1: real it is a real durance. I'm actually not drinking

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Speaker 1: this festival. It's so weird.

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Speaker 3: Is that a joke or no?

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Speaker 1: Everybody has said that. Resnik from the other night, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know what to do with me because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not having a drink and they're like, oh my god, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling fresh.

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Speaker 4: She had a bit of Dutch courage on stage.

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Speaker 1: I don't like going on stage having had a drink

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Speaker 1: because I feel like you have that crash and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: I want another I'm only twenty minutes into the show.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, like the late night gigs, there's lots of

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Speaker 1: those around the festival, and you know you can have

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Speaker 1: one or two before that. But I'm yeah, I'm being

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Speaker 1: good on you. Yeah, that's not really a good selling

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Speaker 1: pitch for the show.

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Speaker 3: Come along.

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Speaker 1: I'm the one of the few comics that leaves the

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Speaker 1: bar open during the show so you.

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Speaker 3: Can get up and go out and get Yes.

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Speaker 1: I always say like, I'm not the sort of comic

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Speaker 1: that'll talk to the crowd. I'm like a snake. I'm

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Speaker 1: all scared of you than you are of me. And

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Speaker 1: if you want to get up and go and get

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Speaker 1: a drink, because I know the pain of sitting through

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Speaker 1: a show and finishing your drink and going really want

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Speaker 1: another one, I'm not going to be like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hawaiian ship ship like that, you know, leave that to

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Speaker 1: so so yeah, I'm like, get to the bar.

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Speaker 3: Do many people go heaps?

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Speaker 1: So then you love me.

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Speaker 4: Do they come back?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the great thing, Lauren. If they don't

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Speaker 1: come back, I just assume they've gone to.

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Speaker 3: The bar forever.

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Speaker 1: And we at the bar being like someone else's show.

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Speaker 1: So it's great when people get up out of my audience.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't look like they're leaving that very often.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's.

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Speaker 4: Just before you go. I've got a quick question for

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Speaker 4: you because the other day I was at the vet

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Speaker 4: with my dog and this handsome man walked in with

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Speaker 4: the chow chow and I was like, cute man, cute dog.

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Speaker 4: And then he said, I'm checking in with girlfriends, and

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Speaker 4: I was like, hang on a second, I think Joel

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Speaker 4: Crazy has a chow cholriend. I think I've been checking

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Speaker 4: out your boyfriend at the vet.

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Speaker 1: Oh my brown hair or red hair?

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Speaker 3: How many you got the dog or the boyfriend? Friend?

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Speaker 1: And I have a someone that assists me in day

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Speaker 1: to day life.

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Speaker 4: Are they both attractive?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they both are. And then I told I told

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Speaker 1: them what the one the assistant the other day because

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Speaker 1: someone said to me at Rocky Horror is your Is

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Speaker 1: your assistant a model too? And I stupidly told him

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Speaker 1: that because that's really gone to his head. So I

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Speaker 1: deducted his pay this month. But yeah, my girlfriend's a delight,

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Speaker 1: but she's a real snob. She's a chow chow and

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Speaker 1: because she listed two men. She's a bit of a misogynist.

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Speaker 4: You go to the hot because Clint goes there to.

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Speaker 3: There we'll see.

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Speaker 1: I never see, but I feel like I need to.

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Speaker 4: I was Arthur or Martha. I was flirting with the

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Speaker 4: flirting with your assistant, potentially your boyfriend, and flirting with you.

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Speaker 1: To take your take, I have to bring her into

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Speaker 1: the office sometimes, girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: I think we just want the vet.

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Speaker 4: All the boyfriend or the assistant. They're all easy on

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Speaker 4: the eye.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason I employ all of them.

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Speaker 3: Joel Crazy's news show Boom. It is on until April

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Speaker 3: twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Tickets at comedy dot com dot au Jiel, thanks for

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Speaker 2: coming in on your holiday.

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Speaker 1: Pleasure, let me see it, Welcome, Welcome to the fan.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, dar.

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Speaker 1: We love having a.

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