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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. Firstly, we started with things you

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Speaker 1: should say to your ex when you see them in public,

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Speaker 1: and then with a juicy dilemma about a lucky lady

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Speaker 1: who had to choose between two men very lucky. And

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Speaker 1: then we finished off with a confession and we learned

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Speaker 1: that you should.

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Speaker 2: Never trust a fart. You should never trust a fart.

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Speaker 1: Additional episode highlight was we get to see Jake's hairline, show.

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Speaker 2: It ja.

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Speaker 1: Relatable. The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig

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Speaker 1: aka Daddy, and my very attractive friends and Collie.

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Speaker 2: Budie Clark aka Mummy.

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Speaker 1: That's to me And if you don't know what he's

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Speaker 1: talking about, we're plugging it early Patreon, Patreon, Thank you, Ken, Sir.

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Speaker 2: No worries, No worries.

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Speaker 1: But today, Jake, I wanted to start things off. So

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Speaker 1: I was in public the other day, right and I

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Speaker 1: thought that I ran into my ex, oh I, but

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Speaker 1: it ended up being a can of trash. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know where I was going, so I was like, I

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Speaker 1: was like, thank God, Oh, why isn't she moving? That's

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Speaker 1: so weird.

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Speaker 2: Still look the same, you know. And my big org

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Speaker 2: was on when I was you.

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Speaker 1: But this is best things to say to your ex

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Speaker 1: when you see them in public. So do you want

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Speaker 1: to go first to me?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: First, your hair is looking a bit thinner. Straight, straight up,

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Speaker 1: your hair's looking a bit thinner. Imagine hearing that you

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Speaker 1: couldn't fuck.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't. Couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Aud have a mental breakdown.

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Speaker 1: Has been looking at them you got back from Canada.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm hanging out with you and you stressed me out.

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Speaker 1: I knew there was something different about you when you

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Speaker 1: came out. I couldn't put my finger on it until

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Speaker 1: now you notice anything else. Any's bigger muscles. You know

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Speaker 1: that stressed me out.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is. You stressed me out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, best thing to say to your ex when you

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Speaker 1: see them in public. Hi, you're the guy from the

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Speaker 1: gym on Monday, right? Oh shit, obviously they still go

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Speaker 1: to the same gym and put him in his place. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't get that.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Why did you say something?

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Speaker 2: I was just like, clearly, I just thought they go

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Speaker 2: to the same gym.

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Speaker 1: Implying that she's been talking to a guy at the

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Speaker 1: gym and I got him on at the gym. You're

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Speaker 1: so thick. Sometimes, well, how's this going to work? On

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Speaker 1: an X? So you see your ex in public and

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Speaker 1: then then you go, oh, sorry, hey, I thought you

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Speaker 1: were the guy from the gym on Monday because she's

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Speaker 1: been talking to a guy and he got him confused,

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Speaker 1: implying that she's moved on and she's already talking to

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Speaker 1: other guys. Okay, whatever that jet legs do. Best thing

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Speaker 1: thank you for breaking up with me. I really needed that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good. I became a better person.

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Speaker 2: I become a better person. Yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: Look how good I look? You did this to me?

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Speaker 2: I look at the glow up. I had.

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Speaker 1: Best thing to say to X when you see them

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Speaker 1: that's criminal.

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Speaker 2: That is cruel. That's just going out of your way

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Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Best thing to say to your ex when

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Speaker 1: you see them in public. Quite, if you keep watching

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Speaker 1: my Insta stories, you may as well just follow me again.

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Speaker 1: Cuts deep. That's good and there'd be so many guys

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Speaker 1: out there that do it, hundreds of people. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: definitely just go. You can go watch your story and

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Speaker 1: I always feel a bit creepy. Have you ever like

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Speaker 1: you've been on someone's profile and you accidentally like click

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Speaker 1: their like their little the saved stories down underneath. Yep,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be there. Okay. The best thing

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Speaker 1: Ah a rat. Oh that's fun, so good to say

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Speaker 2: Are you bulking?

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. Guy could not say that to

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Speaker 1: she's like sort of into the gym. She's put on

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Speaker 1: some kegs, those happy hes bro. Best thing the steady

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Speaker 1: X when you see them in public, Hey, how's your

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Speaker 1: brother going? Hey? That's actually I reckon. That's not even

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Speaker 1: like cruel. I just think that's like power move. It

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Speaker 2: Power move.

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Speaker 1: I got one in here, and it's tell your mum

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Speaker 1: that I said Hi, Oh, tell your mom. I said, Hi,

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Speaker 1: that's not I think that one's fine.

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Speaker 1: Don't think it's like like a power move or anything

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Speaker 1: like that. It is like being nice a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You could take it either way. The brother one's like

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Speaker 1: implying to the brother's hot. What about tell your mum

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Speaker 1: that I miss her a little bit? That weird a

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Speaker 2: It's a little weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ah, best thing to say to Rex and you

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Speaker 1: see them in public, Oh look who's still shopping in

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Speaker 2: You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's just main. I've got to say. These were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good. Good question.

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Speaker 1: A good question, good question. Best thing that sady X

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Speaker 1: when you see them in public, they'll let anyone in here. Nowadays, hey,

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Speaker 2: I feel like everyone with their ex is so petty.

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Speaker 1: One thing I find hilarious about when you break up

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Speaker 2: Up, you hate you fucking hate the little things. You're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: So annoyed you you despise them.

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Speaker 1: That's most annoying fucking thing I've ever I've ever seen

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Speaker 2: But then yeah, you're like, I fucking hate that shit.

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Speaker 1: A person thing to say to your ex let me

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Speaker 1: see them in public. Hey, omg house insert name of

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Speaker 1: it's intricate. Well here he'll be spiling right there and

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Speaker 1: he'd be like he'd be like you knew, yeah, he.

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Speaker 1: Like like what sorry.

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Speaker 1: The best thing to say the X when you see

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Speaker 2: Fucking hell, surely.

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Speaker 1: No one would ever say that.

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Speaker 2: None of these things that we're saying right now is

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Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe the brother one.

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Speaker 2: That's hostility.

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Speaker 1: That's all it is, is hostility. That's where I got

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Speaker 2: Just want to be good?

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Speaker 1: Okay. Best thing to say your X when you're in public? Brother, brother, brother,

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Speaker 1: I was your ex. Okay, okay and I saw you

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Speaker 2: Right right right.

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Speaker 1: Glad to see the hairline is also catching up to

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Speaker 1: your lives. Get off the podcast of getting you liar.

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Speaker 1: Why that's a fuck?

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Speaker 2: Glad to see your hairline is catching up.

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Speaker 1: To your lies is crazy? Who came up with that?

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Speaker 2: We need to call them out?

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Speaker 1: Probably your egg.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Your love was fake, question mark, question mark. So were

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Speaker 1: my orgasms, which is worse love orgasms ship? I reckon

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Speaker 1: they're equally as bad. I think a girl would hate

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Speaker 1: to hear that my love was fake or a guy's

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Speaker 2: I bet you have experienced. I bet you have to, mate.

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Speaker 2: We all have let me. Really, it doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: I kind of do. I kind of do. There's no

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Speaker 1: I honestly think anytime I've been good has been good,

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Speaker 1: This one's savage. Best thing to say to your X

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is good. I think that's actually and like

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Speaker 1: I think if you cheated on you, that would be

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Speaker 1: a brilliant thing to say, as you would like to say,

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Speaker 1: it's just facts. It's just facts, bro. I like that's

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Speaker 1: actually actually really liked that one. Best thing to say

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Speaker 1: still five to seven. I'm not gonna grow. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? We're twenty my grossburg finished round sixteen? Shut up?

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Speaker 2: Way to hit him?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Wear It hurts lay.

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Speaker 1: To hit a man wearing us for a man on

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Speaker 2: Did I tell you?

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Speaker 1: I mentioned myself at my mum's place. No, yeah, I tol,

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Speaker 1: I'm this much over six foot. This did your mum

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Speaker 1: No, no, measured like well, I mean one of my

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Speaker 1: family I think my sister did. One of my family

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Speaker 1: members did. Yea, and over there they have They don't

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Speaker 1: measuring tapes is in inches and feet. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 2: It's like curs.

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Speaker 1: Oh. It was the best bitter relief in my life. No, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I just had to check nothing.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing anything.

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Speaker 1: I was like. This was like I was like stretch

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, we want to die up some dirt.

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Speaker 1: We want to dig up something that he's done in

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Speaker 2: Just like with a family.

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Speaker 1: I don't even lead him on or anything, alright.

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Speaker 1: Then you can hit him with the we're like family,

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Speaker 1: you were six, and like I can see like you

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Speaker 1: Of a I don't like you. I'll find out for myself, Like,

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Speaker 1: That's something a girl will do sign she's not into you.

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Speaker 1: the lines. Shit, Yeah, that's such a good point. But look,

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Speaker 1: Shit, I'm getting horned, okay, And wait I was talking

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Speaker 1: He might be good, he might be missed perfect, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you've known since you're six he's Yeah, he only

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Speaker 1: But she's horny? Hump a pillow? Yeah, this is no Guys,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 1: You're not supposed to make decisions when you're happy or something, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. I think it's when you're horning. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: not when That's why some people's like, some guys will

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Speaker 1: that's why some like that's why so many guys will

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Speaker 1: worst head noise ever. The next day because then you

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Speaker 1: just like, I hate my life, I hate myself. Myself. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm never drinking again. And that said, yes, I'm never

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Speaker 1: in public. But easy answer to di dilemma be the

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Speaker 1: bigger person, keep the friendship, don't ruin the friendship to

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Speaker 1: get with this boy. Yeah, I think it's worth that

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Speaker 1: because you've known it since your six facts. Up next

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Speaker 1: is Confession Sessions, with the prompt being Jake, when you

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Speaker 1: gotta go, you gotta go. And we have a very

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she does have a good excuse.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to submit a Confession Sessions in

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Speaker 1: There's prompts on there for what you should send in.

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Speaker 1: We haven't had a bad first date for a while.

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Speaker 1: There's a few in there. They're not as juicy as that.

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Speaker 1: When you've got to go, you got to.

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Speaker 2: Go, You've got to go, you got to go.

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Speaker 1: It is kind of like default juicy because like hence juicy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I say, yeah, get some get

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Speaker 1: some bad first dates up. Please enjoy confession Sessions. Hello, Hello,

441
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 1: welcome to confession session. How are you going?

442
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 3: I'm good?

443
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, Holli you I'm really good. That might have

444
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: been the best pick up we've ever had, the most

445
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 1: excited we've had.

446
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was awesome.

447
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. You guys are my favorite podcast.

448
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 1: You love that. Thanks for submitting a confession session. First

449
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: things first, our favorite listener, give me that already. First

450
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: things first is would you like to be anonymous to

451
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: tell your story? Oh?

452
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 3: Please?

453
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: Please? And is there a name you'd like to be called?

454
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: Do you want me and Jake to come up with

455
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 1: one for you?

456
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 3: You guys, come up with that's completely.

457
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: Fine, come up with some. The good thing about this

458
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 1: is I don't actually know it's fully anonymous to me.

459
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 1: I've forgotten Jake, so you've forgotten the story.

460
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 2: I thought you forgot the story. Okay, I thought you

461
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 2: forgot a name. I was like, Jesus Christ, I want

462
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: to go with something different, Like, we've.

463
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 1: Got to give her a good one. She's our favorite

464
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: one so far. Oh true, Let's go like something unique

465
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: like Hope, Hope, Hope Hope. Funny thing is that someone

466
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: that likes the podcast is never going to disagree with.

467
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: Say no, yeah, but Hope.

468
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: You have a story. When you got to go, you

469
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: got to go. So if you want to take her

470
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Speaker 1: from the top, don't leave out any details. And me

471
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: and Jake love these stories, so go ahead.

472
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay. So at the time, it was maybe like

473
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 3: three months ago, I was basically being tested five. Yes,

474
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 3: so that's just the tip of the I said. But

475
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 3: at the time I wasn't one hundred sure if I

476
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 3: have it or not or what like kind of set

477
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 3: me off. But I was at my boyfriend's house on

478
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 3: a Saturday night and he was like, oh, let's have

479
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 3: some burg and then go to Time Zone And I

480
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, why not, Like you know what harm

481
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 3: can it cause, so quickly had a burger, we went

482
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 3: out at the time Zone.

483
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: Tom it's like an arcade, yeah, arcade.

484
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like it's an arcade. Yeah, And my stomach

485
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: was really starting to hurt and I was starting to

486
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: was so swirmy. But I was like oh, in my head,

487
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: like stop being silly, like you need to have gun.

488
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: And then it got to the point I looked at

489
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 3: my boyfriend, grabbed his arm and was like, I'm going

490
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 3: to crasp my pants in the middle of this arcade

491
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 3: with these children around me, Like we need to go.

492
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 3: So we quickly got home and then oh so bad

493
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: this bit. So I was like, Okay, I'm going to

494
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,719
Speaker 3: go the toilet, I'm going to have a shower, and

495
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 3: then I'm going to go to bed because I just

496
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 3: don't feel good. So I quickally go to toilet, do

497
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 3: what I need to do, and I offered the shower

498
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 3: and I started washing myself and then I trusted a

499
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 3: little far and then as I've gone to grab my

500
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 3: soul for something, I stepped back into like a sludge

501
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 3: right away. I was like, oh my god, I shout myself, Hey, if.

502
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: You're going to do it somewhere, you may as well

503
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 2: do it in the shower.

504
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: And you didn't even realize he was.

505
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,479
Speaker 3: I didn't even know.

506
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't even feel it coming out.

507
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 3: Well, that's part is like an idea soup tune before

508
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 3: you like you're medigating that you have no idea.

509
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God.

510
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: Is worse.

511
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 3: Oh it gets worse.

512
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: Go on, This is fense. This is fense.

513
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: So first of all, I stepped on it, and I've gone,

514
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm about to lose. But then second

515
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: of all, well, where my boyfriend lives. He lives in

516
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: like the basement of his house, so there's no plumbing.

517
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 3: It's basically a cemented like drain underneath the shower, like

518
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 3: it's a box. It doesn't go anywhere. So immediately I

519
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to have to dispose of this,

520
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 3: but this is gonna clog up the shower off.

521
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: Why So.

522
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 3: I've quickly just grabbed the end of like a slap

523
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 3: despenser and shoved it all down and put so all

524
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: over it and pretended nothing happened. Ran out of my

525
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 3: boyfriend's room, and I'm like, oh my god, this has

526
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 3: just happened, Like what the hell am I going to do?

527
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 3: And he was just looking at me like I can't

528
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 3: believe my dating.

529
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 4: And then and then what makes it even more is

530
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 4: that his brother also is in that basement area, so

531
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 4: he's gone in to have a shower and come out

532
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 4: like not even twenty seconds late and got it.

533
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 3: Smell was so bad in there. What happened?

534
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: You warned him?

535
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: He was like, what is the water overfore?

536
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: We you did enough clog in the drain?

537
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 4: O dide I do?

538
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god. And then my

539
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 3: boyfriend actually was just like, oh, we did that this morning,

540
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 3: Like he took the cover of blossom because he didn't

541
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 3: want me to feel like so overwhelmed.

542
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 2: What a good boyfriend.

543
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 3: He is the biggest green flag. And then the next

544
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 3: day we wake up and his mum is on the

545
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 3: phone to a plumber trying to get the best way

546
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 3: to unclog in the shower.

547
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 2: That's what's so weird.

548
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: That they didn't have a plumb might give you a

549
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: benefit of a doubt that it was already a pretty

550
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: bad system. And what wasn't you you're doing?

551
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 3: It's it was. It's a pretty weird thing because it's

552
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: a basement, so there's not a lot of like als

553
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 3: is down there. But I can tell you I don't

554
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 3: think i've been back to the house in really, are.

555
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: You still dating your boyfriend? Yeah?

556
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: I just always go to your house we always.

557
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 3: Tread in my house because I'm not. Oh, my god

558
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 3: is brother knows what happened.

559
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

560
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 1: But did you end up finding out that you get

561
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: diagnosed by bys? Yes, it's nothing I could do about it.

562
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: It's discriminating against you if you get given ship for

563
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: it too soon.

564
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 3: I got that palm. Yeah, at least I had a reason.

565
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's mortifying. I tell you, when I stepped

566
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 3: back into that sludge, my heart's rocked.

567
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say I've ever stepped through my own

568
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: shit of you.

569
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 3: I can't.

570
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: No, I never have. I can't believe that you were

571
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: at the arcade and got home in time. That's something

572
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: that I don't I'd never been diagnosed BYBA, but that's

573
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: something I couldn't do well.

574
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 3: I had enough dignity to not do it there, but

575
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 3: obviously not enough to not do it this.

576
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: He lost control, You lost control. We're finding out it's

577
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: a relatable thing, hope. So I wouldn't care too much.

578
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: I'd go back to my boyfriend's owner. It's just me ibs.

579
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not When you look down the drain, you should.

580
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: Tell your boyfriend it's to go. Listen to this episode

581
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: and if then come back.

582
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god. He was like, I'm going to play

583
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: it for my family.

584
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, what he knows you're

585
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 2: coming on here.

586
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told him and.

587
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: He said he's going to play it for his family.

588
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, if you do that touches the end.

589
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Better make the rest of the episode. All right, Hope,

590
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: thank you very much for coming on. And that was

591
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: a funny story.

592
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me.

593
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: That's all right, enjoy the rest of your day.

594
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 3: Thank you. You guys are awesome.

595
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: You you two.

596
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: What a legend. I've never I've never shit in the

597
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: shower maybe, I mean, I know she did it accidentally,

598
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: Neiver if I I've only I've skulled a protein shake

599
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: and vomited everywhere in the shower. Really, Yeah, it went

600
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: down the wrong. I just couldn't keep it down.

601
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: I don't even remember like the last time.

602
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like a the situation she

603
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: was in. So she would have just been standing there

604
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: in a mess, clearly like she just stood in pooh,

605
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: and she's probably thinking like she's she's going well, she's

606
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: like she's like, at least I'm in the shower but

607
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: then she goes, oh wait, it's not plumped, probably, so

608
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: then she's in this like heart dropping situation of what

609
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: the fuck do I do now? And the only thing

610
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: I can really imagine is I only get that when

611
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: I'm like busting, busting, and I'm really not anywhere near

612
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: a toilet. And that's when I start to think, like

613
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: I'll start looking at places to go like you did

614
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: when you went in the bush. I'm like, fuck, what

615
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: it's like I could go there and no one to

616
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: see me, and can go there and no one see me,

617
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. That's the only time I can think

618
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: like I'm losing control here. The intensity of this situation

619
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: is like heightened too when you're at your boyfriend's place,

620
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: like even when I was like when I'm dating my

621
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: girlfriend like earlier days, like and I'm going to take

622
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: a shit, like I'm still conscious of my surroundings. This

623
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: one is like a nice clean one, you know what

624
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: I mean, Snap it off, no skin mark, So I

625
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: bet you she was like as soon as she's like,

626
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: why doesn't have to be in my boyfriend's house? Is

627
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: so much worse. And then the brother comes out of

628
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: the thing and goes.

629
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: It stinks in here?

630
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: Also, what a fucking like? I feel like I wouldn't

631
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: even do that because I would go in let's say

632
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: my brother had a girl over. Oh yeah, if my

633
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: brother had a girlfriend over and the toilet stank, I'd

634
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,959
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, look, it's likely not her, but if

635
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: it is her, I'm not going to embarrass her.

636
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to embarrass the poor girl.

637
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: It could have been like fifteen. My younger brother would

638
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: definitely walk at me like if fucking who did that?

639
00:30:48,800 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: It's natural. We should normalize it. It stinks, as you know.

640
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: I like to send the odd poem to my my

641
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: lovely lady. He's a lovely boy, my lovely lady. He's

642
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: got to go above and beyond because the hair is

643
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: not staying.

644
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 2: You think you're funny?

645
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: Everyone seriously, everyone in their car right now. Anyone that's

646
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: laughing right now that's listening to this, they're laughing.

647
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 2: Seriously.

648
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: He's ugly prove everyone wrong and pull back the hair. Okay,

649
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: that's right to ignore you, that's right all right now.

650
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: I mean I I do these like without wanting to

651
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: put them on the podcast. I just kind of radomly

652
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: thought to put this on there. So today was a

653
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: good one.

654
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: I like today's one.

655
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: Actually, hopefully, hopefully Best doesn't care that I'm saying this. Okay,

656
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: roses are read. I am your man. I love you

657
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: so much. I'm your biggest fan. Oh good one. Yeah,

658
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: that's great.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you? I thought you were going to

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Speaker 1: say something about it boobs or something. No, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: just I was like, because like I didn't want it

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Speaker 1: to think like I'm just doing this for content, Like, actually,

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Speaker 1: that was very sweet there, but now that's when I

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Speaker 1: send to her. She sent one back, but maybe I'll

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Speaker 1: talk around, say if she see if she can't get

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Speaker 1: permission for that one. What she sends back it was

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Speaker 1: nice too. But that's it. Everybody. Thanks everybody for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: Go out there and find some love, like love a

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Speaker 1: boy over here starts. But we appreciate you and we

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Speaker 1: will see you on Wednesday's episode. Love you bye,