WEBVTT - Bonus: Horrific Holiday Break-Ups

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred. Yesterday, we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>to one of your favorite characters from your favorite reality show,

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Sandy from Below Deck.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not my favorite. I love the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he like again, Captain Lee? I'm an OG fan,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's he's packed it in, so he's gone. He's

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<v Speaker 3>left the show to come to his clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she replace him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I can see why, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Lee. Well, anyway, we were asking her if on

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<v Speaker 1>any of those massive super yachts which can cost like

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<v Speaker 1>a million dollars a week to charter, if she'd ever

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<v Speaker 1>had a couple on there who had broken up on

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<v Speaker 1>the charter and they had to put whoever was dumped

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<v Speaker 1>back on the silly little tender back to that dry land.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to marry these people, and I remember

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<v Speaker 4>watching the episode and they were breaking up that night

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<v Speaker 4>and then the next day I married them. So yes,

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<v Speaker 4>they I think they broke up, but they made up

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<v Speaker 4>the next morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's Sandy Celebrant. Yeah, well she's a captain,

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you mean they can just captains? Can? Mary?

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<v Speaker 1>We are on internet? You need so you're not actually

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<v Speaker 1>probably getting married properly anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably the casuals down a go boat could do it too.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not actually really get married. You have to be

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<v Speaker 1>in it like a country to sign the form international waters.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Ceremonial, guys. I'm pretty sure ship captains, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd have to do the call you can you Google.

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<v Speaker 2>Only have a certain Only certain people can sign a

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<v Speaker 2>marriage certificate like ship captains.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do you think they're like a justice of the

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<v Speaker 1>peace or a pharmacist, a police officer or a ship

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<v Speaker 1>captain if you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we thought that that was.

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<v Speaker 3>The executive producer Brady the thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though it is believed to be a regular event,

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<v Speaker 1>a ship captain generally don't have doesn't have the legal

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<v Speaker 1>rights for the wedding at sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Beyond Wikipedia or like a proper website.

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<v Speaker 1>Wikipedia, this Cruisecritic, dot com, dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, Captain Sandy talking about people breaking

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<v Speaker 1>up on a super yacht got us talking about our

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<v Speaker 1>favorite topic. X'es. It is time for today's installment of

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<v Speaker 1>the x fas were your name and Shane you're ex

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<v Speaker 1>remember I was telling you guys a while ago about

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend who was a hosty flight attendant business class

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<v Speaker 1>on Quantas and she the plane was fully boarded before

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<v Speaker 1>take off. One of the passengers came up. They were

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<v Speaker 1>sitting I think in one A and one B a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>and she came over to her. The host was an

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<v Speaker 1>international flight and said, just so you know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>need to give you the heads up things might be

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<v Speaker 1>a bit rocky in one A and one B. I

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<v Speaker 1>recently found out my husband was having an affair with

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<v Speaker 1>his secretary. He's not good at confrontation, he's not good

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<v Speaker 1>at conversations. So I thought, I'm in to wait until

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<v Speaker 1>we're on this ten hour flight to bring it up,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's got nowhere to go and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk through it.

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<v Speaker 3>I would open that emergency door and happily get sucked

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<v Speaker 3>right out.

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<v Speaker 1>So all the host is knew. And they took off

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<v Speaker 1>and she bought it up to it and they could

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<v Speaker 1>tell the conversation was happening, and the host has just

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<v Speaker 1>kept going past and dropping the wife like champagne and chocolates, just.

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<v Speaker 2>As wheels leave the ground just after you finish your

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<v Speaker 2>hot tower.

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<v Speaker 3>No, when they go seatbelt sign is now off, you

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<v Speaker 3>are free to move around the cabin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's her end.

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<v Speaker 1>They broke up on the plane, but they got stuck

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<v Speaker 1>there for eight hours talking about it, and my yould friend,

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<v Speaker 1>who was hostly, said he just stared out the window

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<v Speaker 1>for ninety eight percent of that fly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be honest, I reckon there would be a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of couples that break up on holidays, because holidays sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>are the first test pattern of whether you can live together.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't get holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>I amost agree. I think holidays are like holiday romance,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you come home and you get back into

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<v Speaker 1>real life and you're like, oh, no, you're not that

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<v Speaker 1>guy you were on holidays. We're not free. We are not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's you know what, it's always the second week of

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<v Speaker 3>the holiday. First week you're doing the white water rafting,

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<v Speaker 3>you live in you haven't cocktails.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the second week you start getting into a routine.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a friend that took a girl on a

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<v Speaker 1>overseas holiday and they broke up over there. He'd paid

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<v Speaker 1>for the whole thing. They'd only been together, I think

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<v Speaker 1>for like three or four months, and they were doing

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<v Speaker 1>like around the world business class trip. In these beautiful hotels.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a huge barny and they broke up on

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<v Speaker 1>the trip and even though it was all paid for,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, well, because it was all paid for, probably

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<v Speaker 1>she said to him, well, I'm just gonna I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stay on the holiday with you. We'll just and then

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<v Speaker 1>we just we'll go our separate ways and we get

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<v Speaker 1>back back to Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>She's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were doing separate things during the day, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were just sharing the same he was. He paid

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<v Speaker 1>for it. He was sleeping on the couch. She got

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<v Speaker 1>the master because he was trying to be a gentle.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine how competitive that would be, that you'd becoming home going.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the best day.

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<v Speaker 5>Of white Water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, I think he looked at my photos. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was hoping they'd work it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he went up to inn on she went after

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<v Speaker 1>inn one night. He came home on the couch and

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<v Speaker 1>she bought someone in the room hotel that he'd paid for.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's on the couch in the separate room. But

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<v Speaker 1>he saw this guy walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Through, was just like, get another room.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I assume so I think he got up and left.

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<v Speaker 2>Get another room. You can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that on his coin. He still thought

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<v Speaker 1>they were going to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've got to go to the formula.

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<v Speaker 1>This person, you don't Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>Loud I had a massive blow up when we're in

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<v Speaker 2>Fiji recently. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I used to go for walks around the hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>I just did laps around the hotel to cool down.

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<v Speaker 1>We had another friend, Oh my god, it is on holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>We had another couple who had a huge bunny in

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<v Speaker 1>a nightclub and he left and she stayed out with

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<v Speaker 1>us in a bar. We're in l A and we

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<v Speaker 1>went back to the hotel to go to bed, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was standing in the reception with his suitcase, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get them to book him another room. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't seem and she just walked straight past went upstairs,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, do we go and say something

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<v Speaker 1>to him? What do we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we You got to pick size.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm going to bed, Paul, you deal

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Festa, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>So he went up and then she called me crying,

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<v Speaker 1>going he's not here, He's taken all his stuff. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know where he's gone?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, I haven't seen him.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Paul, is a you problem nor

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<v Speaker 1>me problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four ten Holiday breakups? Did your relationship end

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<v Speaker 3>on a holiday? How confident are you? I reckon We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to get a few of these. Yeah, I reckon

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<v Speaker 3>you can remain completely anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know where the holiday was. Big, poor

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<v Speaker 2>jumping pillow can understand mal dives. You work through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't care what you've done. I'd stay

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<v Speaker 1>with you to get that molded's holiday break up with

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<v Speaker 1>you after.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four ten, Have you broken up on a holiday?

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<v Speaker 3>We are opening the X files for a week our

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<v Speaker 3>favorite subject, and this week we're focusing on have you

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<v Speaker 3>had a bust up with an X on holidays?

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<v Speaker 1>Did a break up on tour? Brianna in Newport? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you break up with someone on a holiday?

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<v Speaker 5>I did it shortly after smart holiday Smart.

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<v Speaker 1>I often used to bite my tongue before a holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did you go on holiday? And was the breakup

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<v Speaker 3>as a result of the travel?

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<v Speaker 5>No, we booked it probably earlier in the year, and

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<v Speaker 5>we're going to America and Canada for about six weeks,

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<v Speaker 5>sort of mid year and at the start of the

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<v Speaker 5>other I don't know if I want to see this

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<v Speaker 5>guy anymore. This big trip booked, so I sucked it up,

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<v Speaker 5>went on the trip, waited a reasonable amount of time afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he pay for it?

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<v Speaker 5>A bit of a bit of bees, like a bit

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<v Speaker 5>half each. So I didn't want to lose all my money.

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<v Speaker 1>For no reason.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what they need? Travel insurance should cover breakups,

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<v Speaker 3>no way.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean? Standing exactly exactly? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you lose your suitcase? Did you lose your boyfriend? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say so.

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<v Speaker 3>You were at two nights in the narrow resort, you

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<v Speaker 3>had a blow up on the first night and need

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<v Speaker 3>the second room.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll pay for that back in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people reckon hotels and gone you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to get my own room. It would happen.

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<v Speaker 1>The front desk would see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they probably got a little bedding system going

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<v Speaker 3>as you check in.

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<v Speaker 2>These two aren't going to make it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Julie. Where did your holiday breakup happen?

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<v Speaker 6>We were in England. It was the end of our

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<v Speaker 6>three months euro vendor the summer. Yes, we had three

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<v Speaker 6>weeks left to go, and he told me he had

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<v Speaker 6>cheated on me. Why why do.

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<v Speaker 2>You do that with three weeks still to go? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>tell you and cheap, but why would you tell you?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I kind of lie to him instead. Oh, there's

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<v Speaker 6>a book feature where we can see deleted messages and

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<v Speaker 6>he showed himself in told me so he wasn't going

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<v Speaker 6>to tell me alighlight.

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<v Speaker 1>So did he cheat on you while you were on

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday or before you left me?

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<v Speaker 6>No, he cheated on me a year beforehand, and then

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<v Speaker 6>while we were on the holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought you'd bring it up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was suspicious because he was acting like Fundy,

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<v Speaker 6>always around, like his phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Did give away, give way? Yeah, I love that you

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<v Speaker 1>tricked him into the confession. And what happened. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>stay traveling together for the next three weeks? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>We had three weeks together and it was the relative part,

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<v Speaker 6>so we.

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<v Speaker 2>Had your relatives or his both.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, you are all there, and did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>the relatives?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>So we actually kind of, like I wish we had

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<v Speaker 6>break up travel insurance because we kind of just had

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<v Speaker 6>to write it out for the three weeks. They couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>afford to just hop on another plane home.

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<v Speaker 1>You needed the family to pay for. Did you sit

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<v Speaker 1>next to each other on the flight home? Yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>did that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a rookie move. Seat selection.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I've been flirting with everyone on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when Quantus puts on those emergency flights to

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<v Speaker 3>get Ossie's home.

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<v Speaker 2>The repatriation, they need to do that, the repatriation flight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Julie again, we're sending US seven three seven from you.

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<v Speaker 2>I still call you Australia home. You get the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's take one more. Alita, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, jos and Lauren. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you break up during what was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>holiday romance.

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<v Speaker 7>It was the second honeymoon. We've been married for twenty years.

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<v Speaker 7>We were in Bruges in Belgium, and and we had

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<v Speaker 7>a fight about which restaurant would go to your breakfast

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<v Speaker 7>for breakfast and I said I'm not I'm not going

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<v Speaker 7>to that one, and he's like, well I am, and

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, fine, you go, And then I said, well

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<v Speaker 7>I need my passport and he said he's passport and

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<v Speaker 7>then I hit him on the head with a tiny

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<v Speaker 7>little brochure book and that bit and then he left.

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<v Speaker 2>He's never seen again.

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<v Speaker 3>Was one of those little brochures you get in reception

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<v Speaker 3>where their advertising.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Alida, you were married for twenty.

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<v Speaker 7>He's been playing it all along. He's been playing it along.

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<v Speaker 7>He's been cheating beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just waiting for you to do something that

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<v Speaker 1>he could blame. This is a lot of men do this.

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<v Speaker 1>They way up to hang on.

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<v Speaker 2>What was wrong with the restaurant?

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<v Speaker 7>I just didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Clearly he didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Married Alida?

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<v Speaker 6>How long ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh about?

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<v Speaker 1>I know ten years ago? And you're better off without him?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh he's not a nice person.

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<v Speaker 5>Was good?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a good hit? When you got him with

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<v Speaker 2>the brake?

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<v Speaker 7>Apparently I faulted him, but it's clearly I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Silly little bros.

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<v Speaker 2>Travel Insurance assaulted with the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Will he found love?

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<v Speaker 2>Since?

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<v Speaker 1>To a leader.

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<v Speaker 7>I am happily married and I've got a beautiful man Captain.

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<v Speaker 2>They've updated him. He's not as solid as he used

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he like Belgian waffle? Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake

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<v Speaker 1>up feeling good? I know one hundred Jason Lauren on

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<v Speaker 1>socials