Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred. Yesterday, we were talking
Speaker 1: to one of your favorite characters from your favorite reality show,
Speaker 1: Captain Sandy from Below Deck.
Speaker 2: She's not my favorite. I love the show.
Speaker 3: Did he like again, Captain Lee? I'm an OG fan,
Speaker 3: but he's he's packed it in, so he's gone. He's
Speaker 3: left the show to come to his clothing.
Speaker 2: Did she replace him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh I can see why, yeah.
Speaker 1: Captain Lee. Well, anyway, we were asking her if on
Speaker 1: any of those massive super yachts which can cost like
Speaker 1: a million dollars a week to charter, if she'd ever
Speaker 1: had a couple on there who had broken up on
Speaker 1: the charter and they had to put whoever was dumped
Speaker 1: back on the silly little tender back to that dry land.
Speaker 4: I was going to marry these people, and I remember
Speaker 4: watching the episode and they were breaking up that night
Speaker 4: and then the next day I married them. So yes,
Speaker 4: they I think they broke up, but they made up
Speaker 4: the next morning.
Speaker 2: You know, it's Sandy Celebrant. Yeah, well she's a captain,
Speaker 2: So what do you mean they can just captains? Can? Mary?
Speaker 1: We are on internet? You need so you're not actually
Speaker 1: probably getting married properly anyway.
Speaker 2: Probably the casuals down a go boat could do it too.
Speaker 1: You're not actually really get married. You have to be
Speaker 1: in it like a country to sign the form international waters.
Speaker 1: I don't it's.
Speaker 2: Ceremonial, guys. I'm pretty sure ship captains, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You'd have to do the call you can you Google.
Speaker 2: Only have a certain Only certain people can sign a
Speaker 2: marriage certificate like ship captains.
Speaker 1: No, do you think they're like a justice of the
Speaker 1: peace or a pharmacist, a police officer or a ship
Speaker 1: captain if you know what.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we thought that that was.
Speaker 3: The executive producer Brady the thumb.
Speaker 1: Even though it is believed to be a regular event,
Speaker 1: a ship captain generally don't have doesn't have the legal
Speaker 1: rights for the wedding at sea.
Speaker 2: Beyond Wikipedia or like a proper website.
Speaker 1: Wikipedia, this Cruisecritic, dot com, dot com.
Speaker 2: That's another segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, Captain Sandy talking about people breaking
Speaker 1: up on a super yacht got us talking about our
Speaker 1: favorite topic. X'es. It is time for today's installment of
Speaker 1: the x fas were your name and Shane you're ex
Speaker 1: remember I was telling you guys a while ago about
Speaker 1: my girlfriend who was a hosty flight attendant business class
Speaker 1: on Quantas and she the plane was fully boarded before
Speaker 1: take off. One of the passengers came up. They were
Speaker 1: sitting I think in one A and one B a couple,
Speaker 1: and she came over to her. The host was an
Speaker 1: international flight and said, just so you know, I just
Speaker 1: need to give you the heads up things might be
Speaker 1: a bit rocky in one A and one B. I
Speaker 1: recently found out my husband was having an affair with
Speaker 1: his secretary. He's not good at confrontation, he's not good
Speaker 1: at conversations. So I thought, I'm in to wait until
Speaker 1: we're on this ten hour flight to bring it up,
Speaker 1: because he's got nowhere to go and we're going to
Speaker 1: have to talk through it.
Speaker 3: I would open that emergency door and happily get sucked
Speaker 3: right out.
Speaker 1: So all the host is knew. And they took off
Speaker 1: and she bought it up to it and they could
Speaker 1: tell the conversation was happening, and the host has just
Speaker 1: kept going past and dropping the wife like champagne and chocolates, just.
Speaker 2: As wheels leave the ground just after you finish your
Speaker 2: hot tower.
Speaker 3: No, when they go seatbelt sign is now off, you
Speaker 3: are free to move around the cabin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's her end.
Speaker 1: They broke up on the plane, but they got stuck
Speaker 1: there for eight hours talking about it, and my yould friend,
Speaker 1: who was hostly, said he just stared out the window
Speaker 1: for ninety eight percent of that fly.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest, I reckon there would be a lot
Speaker 3: of couples that break up on holidays, because holidays sometimes
Speaker 3: are the first test pattern of whether you can live together.
Speaker 2: See, I don't get holiday.
Speaker 1: I amost agree. I think holidays are like holiday romance,
Speaker 1: and then you come home and you get back into
Speaker 1: real life and you're like, oh, no, you're not that
Speaker 1: guy you were on holidays. We're not free. We are not.
Speaker 3: It's you know what, it's always the second week of
Speaker 3: the holiday. First week you're doing the white water rafting,
Speaker 3: you live in you haven't cocktails.
Speaker 2: It's the second week you start getting into a routine.
Speaker 1: I had a friend that took a girl on a
Speaker 1: overseas holiday and they broke up over there. He'd paid
Speaker 1: for the whole thing. They'd only been together, I think
Speaker 1: for like three or four months, and they were doing
Speaker 1: like around the world business class trip. In these beautiful hotels.
Speaker 1: They had a huge barny and they broke up on
Speaker 1: the trip and even though it was all paid for,
Speaker 1: she said, well, because it was all paid for, probably
Speaker 1: she said to him, well, I'm just gonna I'll just
Speaker 1: stay on the holiday with you. We'll just and then
Speaker 1: we just we'll go our separate ways and we get
Speaker 1: back back to Australia.
Speaker 2: She's smart.
Speaker 1: But they were doing separate things during the day, but
Speaker 1: they were just sharing the same he was. He paid
Speaker 1: for it. He was sleeping on the couch. She got
Speaker 1: the master because he was trying to be a gentle.
Speaker 3: Imagine how competitive that would be, that you'd becoming home going.
Speaker 3: I had the best day.
Speaker 5: Of white Water.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think he looked at my photos. I
Speaker 1: think he was hoping they'd work it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he went up to inn on she went after
Speaker 1: inn one night. He came home on the couch and
Speaker 1: she bought someone in the room hotel that he'd paid for.
Speaker 1: And he's on the couch in the separate room. But
Speaker 1: he saw this guy walk.
Speaker 2: Through, was just like, get another room.
Speaker 1: Well, I assume so I think he got up and left.
Speaker 2: Get another room. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 1: You can't do that on his coin. He still thought
Speaker 1: they were going to work.
Speaker 2: Now you've got to go to the formula.
Speaker 1: This person, you don't Jason.
Speaker 2: Loud I had a massive blow up when we're in
Speaker 2: Fiji recently. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to go for walks around the hotel.
Speaker 3: I just did laps around the hotel to cool down.
Speaker 1: We had another friend, Oh my god, it is on holidays.
Speaker 1: We had another couple who had a huge bunny in
Speaker 1: a nightclub and he left and she stayed out with
Speaker 1: us in a bar. We're in l A and we
Speaker 1: went back to the hotel to go to bed, and
Speaker 1: he was standing in the reception with his suitcase, trying
Speaker 1: to get them to book him another room. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: didn't seem and she just walked straight past went upstairs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do we go and say something
Speaker 1: to him? What do we do?
Speaker 2: Do we You got to pick size.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to bed, Paul, you deal
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Festa, there you go.
Speaker 1: So he went up and then she called me crying,
Speaker 1: going he's not here, He's taken all his stuff. Do
Speaker 1: you know where he's gone?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, I haven't seen him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Paul, is a you problem nor
Speaker 1: me problem?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten Holiday breakups? Did your relationship end
Speaker 3: on a holiday? How confident are you? I reckon We're
Speaker 3: going to get a few of these. Yeah, I reckon
Speaker 3: you can remain completely anonymous.
Speaker 2: I want to know where the holiday was. Big, poor
Speaker 2: jumping pillow can understand mal dives. You work through it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't care what you've done. I'd stay
Speaker 1: with you to get that molded's holiday break up with
Speaker 1: you after.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, Have you broken up on a holiday?
Speaker 3: We are opening the X files for a week our
Speaker 3: favorite subject, and this week we're focusing on have you
Speaker 3: had a bust up with an X on holidays?
Speaker 1: Did a break up on tour? Brianna in Newport? Did
Speaker 1: you break up with someone on a holiday?
Speaker 5: I did it shortly after smart holiday Smart.
Speaker 1: I often used to bite my tongue before a holiday.
Speaker 3: Where did you go on holiday? And was the breakup
Speaker 3: as a result of the travel?
Speaker 5: No, we booked it probably earlier in the year, and
Speaker 5: we're going to America and Canada for about six weeks,
Speaker 5: sort of mid year and at the start of the
Speaker 5: other I don't know if I want to see this
Speaker 5: guy anymore. This big trip booked, so I sucked it up,
Speaker 5: went on the trip, waited a reasonable amount of time afterwards.
Speaker 1: Did he pay for it?
Speaker 5: A bit of a bit of bees, like a bit
Speaker 5: half each. So I didn't want to lose all my money.
Speaker 1: For no reason.
Speaker 3: You know what they need? Travel insurance should cover breakups,
Speaker 3: no way.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Standing exactly exactly? Did
Speaker 2: you lose your suitcase? Did you lose your boyfriend? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll say so.
Speaker 3: You were at two nights in the narrow resort, you
Speaker 3: had a blow up on the first night and need
Speaker 3: the second room.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll pay for that back in your pocket.
Speaker 1: How many people reckon hotels and gone you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to get my own room. It would happen.
Speaker 1: The front desk would see it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they probably got a little bedding system going
Speaker 3: as you check in.
Speaker 2: These two aren't going to make it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Julie. Where did your holiday breakup happen?
Speaker 6: We were in England. It was the end of our
Speaker 6: three months euro vendor the summer. Yes, we had three
Speaker 6: weeks left to go, and he told me he had
Speaker 6: cheated on me. Why why do.
Speaker 2: You do that with three weeks still to go? I mean,
Speaker 2: tell you and cheap, but why would you tell you?
Speaker 6: Well, I kind of lie to him instead. Oh, there's
Speaker 6: a book feature where we can see deleted messages and
Speaker 6: he showed himself in told me so he wasn't going
Speaker 6: to tell me alighlight.
Speaker 1: So did he cheat on you while you were on
Speaker 1: the holiday or before you left me?
Speaker 6: No, he cheated on me a year beforehand, and then
Speaker 6: while we were on the holiday.
Speaker 1: You thought you'd bring it up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was suspicious because he was acting like Fundy,
Speaker 6: always around, like his phone.
Speaker 1: Did give away, give way? Yeah, I love that you
Speaker 1: tricked him into the confession. And what happened. Did you
Speaker 1: stay traveling together for the next three weeks? Yeah?
Speaker 6: We had three weeks together and it was the relative part,
Speaker 6: so we.
Speaker 2: Had your relatives or his both.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you are all there, and did you tell
Speaker 1: the relatives?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: So we actually kind of, like I wish we had
Speaker 6: break up travel insurance because we kind of just had
Speaker 6: to write it out for the three weeks. They couldn't
Speaker 6: afford to just hop on another plane home.
Speaker 1: You needed the family to pay for. Did you sit
Speaker 1: next to each other on the flight home? Yes, we
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 2: That's a rookie move. Seat selection.
Speaker 1: Come on, I've been flirting with everyone on the plane.
Speaker 3: You know, when Quantus puts on those emergency flights to
Speaker 3: get Ossie's home.
Speaker 2: The repatriation, they need to do that, the repatriation flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Julie again, we're sending US seven three seven from you.
Speaker 2: I still call you Australia home. You get the idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's take one more. Alita, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, jos and Lauren. How are you?
Speaker 1: Did you break up during what was supposed to be
Speaker 1: holiday romance.
Speaker 7: It was the second honeymoon. We've been married for twenty years.
Speaker 7: We were in Bruges in Belgium, and and we had
Speaker 7: a fight about which restaurant would go to your breakfast
Speaker 7: for breakfast and I said I'm not I'm not going
Speaker 7: to that one, and he's like, well I am, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, fine, you go, And then I said, well
Speaker 7: I need my passport and he said he's passport and
Speaker 7: then I hit him on the head with a tiny
Speaker 7: little brochure book and that bit and then he left.
Speaker 2: He's never seen again.
Speaker 3: Was one of those little brochures you get in reception
Speaker 3: where their advertising.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Alida, you were married for twenty.
Speaker 7: He's been playing it all along. He's been playing it along.
Speaker 7: He's been cheating beforehand.
Speaker 1: I was just waiting for you to do something that
Speaker 1: he could blame. This is a lot of men do this.
Speaker 1: They way up to hang on.
Speaker 2: What was wrong with the restaurant?
Speaker 7: I just didn't like it.
Speaker 5: Clearly he didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Married Alida?
Speaker 6: How long ago?
Speaker 2: Laugh about?
Speaker 1: I know ten years ago? And you're better off without him?
Speaker 7: Oh he's not a nice person.
Speaker 5: Was good?
Speaker 2: Was it a good hit? When you got him with
Speaker 2: the brake?
Speaker 7: Apparently I faulted him, but it's clearly I don't know.
Speaker 1: Silly little bros.
Speaker 2: Travel Insurance assaulted with the movie.
Speaker 1: Will he found love?
Speaker 2: Since?
Speaker 1: To a leader.
Speaker 7: I am happily married and I've got a beautiful man Captain.
Speaker 2: They've updated him. He's not as solid as he used
Speaker 2: to be.
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