Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast.
Speaker 2: You're listening to The Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're on the way.
Speaker 3: That dance bra little Man tripped with before is celebrating.
Speaker 1: Good ay guys, and welcome back to another episode of
Speaker 1: The Jammo and Dylan Show. We're back fresh off a
Speaker 1: guest episode, aren't we deal? What an episode it was?
Speaker 1: What a man? Damon the heat header. If you haven't listened,
Speaker 1: go back and have a listen, even if you don't
Speaker 1: like darts or you don't like sport. He's just a
Speaker 1: down to worth guy, isn't he.
Speaker 3: He's just a lad from down the road. In Madison's
Speaker 3: maddow as he says, Nah, he was an elite bloke.
Speaker 1: Show number one tracing as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: He's funny, but he's a funny guy and a good guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we obviously got to play darts against him too.
Speaker 1: Obviously we had the upper hand, but we got the
Speaker 1: job done against one of the world's best.
Speaker 3: I still think it's crazy that we beat him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I really think he should have smoked us. It makes
Speaker 3: me think that a pro darts career is, you know,
Speaker 3: not that far of a stretch.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't like that, but he probably agrees.
Speaker 3: No, he said darts is always there. Remember he said dance.
Speaker 1: Is always there. Things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't play it when you play other sports. Live
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 1: He feels a bit sorry for Luke the.
Speaker 3: Nuke because he's not getting to be his age.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Luke as well. Just turn eighteen. So
Speaker 1: a couple bever reginos.
Speaker 3: Maybe he will start drinking on the job a maybe he.
Speaker 1: Will a bit of a change of time for us
Speaker 1: today we are recording afternoons nearly six pm, still looking
Speaker 1: like two o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hot and the sun stays out forever year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird heat wave cyclone happening up north the north
Speaker 1: coast of Wa.
Speaker 3: Thirty four at the moment at six o'clock. Yes, for
Speaker 3: everyone to know, craziness. That's all right.
Speaker 1: I've been playing a lot of darts lately.
Speaker 2: Deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was having a chuck today and I was
Speaker 1: telling you about what happened. So I was playing on
Speaker 1: Darts Counter and what happened was For those who don't know,
Speaker 1: dark Counter is like the premiere dart app where you
Speaker 1: can play against people from all around the world, different
Speaker 1: skill levels and abilities. And sometimes you can play with
Speaker 1: a camera. Now I didn't have a camera set up,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm just honest, So.
Speaker 3: Some people do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people have camera set up. And I was
Speaker 1: playing against this guy from the UK, and he had
Speaker 1: a photo as well, so you have like a photo
Speaker 1: you can put your nickname as well.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: So I'm running with the precision prints at the moment, yep,
Speaker 1: just to get used to it, you know. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: running with that, and I'm playing quite well, Like my
Speaker 1: level was not high, but it was higher than this guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: got the job done against him, and then he kept
Speaker 1: requesting a rematch, and I just I was like, whatever,
Speaker 1: we'll play again, because I had a pretty free day
Speaker 1: apart from just running some errands and whatnot. And then
Speaker 1: his phone falls down onto the ground and I can
Speaker 1: see what's next to his bed. He's got crusty old
Speaker 1: tissues next to his bed, and look, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into what they're for. Or he was done.
Speaker 1: He would have been mid thirties and looked like a
Speaker 1: child predator.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: So did I feel a bit different playing him after that? Yes?
Speaker 1: He also sent You can send a friend request on
Speaker 1: the app to play them more often. I decline that, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, and he sent it over and over
Speaker 1: and over as well, so I felt like I was
Speaker 1: getting I guess, attacked and abused in a way, a
Speaker 1: different type of way. But yeah, interesting, weird day. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of freaks who play darts, that's the realization
Speaker 1: I've come to. And we'll even we'll have a quick
Speaker 1: go against some other people around the world as well,
Speaker 1: see if we can beat them. But that was strange,
Speaker 1: really strange. But yeah, the experience counts. And next Friday,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure when we'll record, but it might be
Speaker 1: on Dark Day, just having a think to that date,
Speaker 1: and there's a bit of prep involved on my end
Speaker 1: because I'm hosting. Yeah, but I think it's going to
Speaker 1: be great. All the boys, a few drinks.
Speaker 3: I think it'll be a great night.
Speaker 1: And just playing against each other in a fun, competitive
Speaker 1: environment at a sport that realistically anyone can win. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the way we're playing as well.
Speaker 3: There's not that much skill involved, not until the latest
Speaker 3: stages early on it really anyone can get to a
Speaker 3: semi final.
Speaker 1: So shout out Damon Header and shout out Luke Birthday
Speaker 1: boy and podcast king. We went to Rottenest. We haven't
Speaker 1: actually recorded since then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so good fun day.
Speaker 1: Obviously, the two couples went on the trip, and we
Speaker 1: did invite Josh rognetto. There are a few people who said,
Speaker 1: where's rog Unfortunately busy He had a wedding on so
Speaker 1: that's a valid enough excuse in our books.
Speaker 3: So no arguments from me.
Speaker 1: No, no arguments from me either, and usually there would
Speaker 1: be arguments from us. But he also finally invited us
Speaker 1: down south.
Speaker 3: Took him long enough.
Speaker 1: We don't have dates or anything, but that will be
Speaker 1: a great time for the podcast, and no doubt we
Speaker 1: will get some content out of him. I'll just have
Speaker 1: I'll bring a camera and he might be brushing his
Speaker 1: teeth in the morning. I'll just walk in with it.
Speaker 1: And then what he can't do much, you can't do much,
Speaker 1: and I have the SD card you don't. So maybe
Speaker 1: the time that we're looking forward to it definitely is.
Speaker 1: I put a little vlogout and yesterday I was modeling
Speaker 1: deal not Mate, believe it or not. No, it was
Speaker 1: just helping out a brand that Grace works with, and
Speaker 1: I just had to do in our little guest appearance video,
Speaker 1: little fifteen second clip and that'll come out in a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, so look forward to show the world mate. No,
Speaker 1: it was pretty low budget but hopefully highly effective. And
Speaker 1: I was I was free, like, no one had to
Speaker 1: pay me. I was just yeah, yeah, just helping out,
Speaker 1: doing a favor, you know. Yeah, And then came home.
Speaker 1: Obviously we had a meeting yesterday. We did good times
Speaker 1: for us, and yeah, it's just been a good few days,
Speaker 1: but a hot few days. I feel drained. I feel,
Speaker 1: you know, just forty four forty two drained is just
Speaker 1: the only word.
Speaker 3: Really, it's hard to sleep well when it's this hot.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started. Really, I don't remember the last
Speaker 1: night I had a good sleep.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's dropping at thirty tomorrow. That's relief
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 1: It's funny when I said I don't remember the last
Speaker 1: time I had a good sleep, it sounded like the
Speaker 1: start of like a brand deal or an ad and
Speaker 1: then you go into like, oh, Kohala Mattresses.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, yeah, yeah, I know Pillow or anything like that.
Speaker 1: What is my other mattress brands? Oh, I'm not too
Speaker 1: familiar with Betty.
Speaker 3: I know there's a mattress topper muscle matt that apparently
Speaker 3: quite good. I'm looking them up now. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 3: your Koala Sleeping duck Ekosa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they do pillows as well. Yep, yep.
Speaker 3: And then you know just your bedding companies Snooze forty winks,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, forty we Best Mattresses twenty twenty five Forbes
Speaker 3: dot Com, Forbes Best Mattress Overall, here licks Midnight lucks.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it.
Speaker 3: And let's see how much this mattress goes for.
Speaker 1: Probably like a fifteen K right.
Speaker 3: Or seventeen seven hundred and eighty dollars USD. Okay, so
Speaker 3: it's an expensive mattress, but you sleep on it every night,
Speaker 3: so I guess it's worth it in the end, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Indeed a funny little clip that well, actually, I'm going
Speaker 1: to bring one up just before we get onto theo
Speaker 1: Von's fall. Did you see Parsons video the other day?
Speaker 1: I haven't, so basically, you know Big John Bosh yep.
Speaker 1: So Parsons linked up with them when he was over
Speaker 1: here in Australia and they were at like a cafe.
Speaker 1: And Parsons has been vlogging recently and he's got the
Speaker 1: vlog camera out. Big John sits down on his chair
Speaker 1: and just goes full backwards like a crazy fall. It's
Speaker 1: gone viral on Twitter, Instagram and all that. Here it is,
Speaker 1: goes to sit down and all the way over he
Speaker 1: goes no, and look, he even grabs the girl behind
Speaker 1: him to try and stay up. But it was a
Speaker 1: lost cause. Ah, that's sad man. So yeah, obviously, yoh,
Speaker 1: guy fell off the chair, so shout out to Big John.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he fell a chair in the inauguration of
Speaker 3: all places. Yep, of course it's the ovone who falls
Speaker 3: on his broken chair making a scene.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? He was rocking, probably because I saw
Speaker 1: the Paul brothers behind him were mentioning, Oh, you're gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna break. I told you so, or something like that.
Speaker 3: I saw Logan Paul say apparently they noticed it was
Speaker 3: broken and they were always telling him, like, get a
Speaker 3: new one, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Because then THEO tried to think he thought it
Speaker 1: was a Paul prank. But I reckon, he was just
Speaker 1: so embarrassed and he knew he was in the wrong.
Speaker 1: He just threw the blame.
Speaker 3: Inauguration was funny, bro, They had like just everyone there.
Speaker 3: But it's such a random crowd.
Speaker 1: So many crazy things came out about it, like the
Speaker 1: Nazi salute that may have not even been intentional. And
Speaker 1: then there was like what Musk and.
Speaker 3: Zuker there, all the big dogs so I was like bezos.
Speaker 3: And then the Google CEO, all the big tech guys.
Speaker 3: You had a lot of UFC fighters, Big John Jones
Speaker 3: GSP was there. I saw so a lot of different people.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was probably the funniest clip to come
Speaker 1: out of that was THEO fooling and any THEO clip
Speaker 1: is good and funny. Yep, but you don't see him
Speaker 1: in that light very often, all dressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: It was funny, bro, but a very interesting inauguration.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that at the moment, you're getting inaugurated,
Speaker 1: aren't you.
Speaker 3: I am a new job at the moment, started this week,
Speaker 3: last week when this comes out, working at Combank at
Speaker 3: the moment, just doing modules. So I think I'll have
Speaker 3: another month of those, hopefully three weeks. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: we'll see how we go. Everyone's nice so far, pretty chill,
Speaker 3: part time, nineteen hours a week, so kick it along.
Speaker 1: I'm funny with the modules because there's a part of
Speaker 1: me that obviously wants to drag them out and you know,
Speaker 1: soak it up because you're not going to get that again.
Speaker 3: You also don't want to be too slow so they
Speaker 3: think you're stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm I would say, I'm getting through it
Speaker 3: pretty quick. Yeah, but it's because I don't want to
Speaker 3: come off as like this a dumb person. I think
Speaker 3: we've talked about how to take the piss with them,
Speaker 3: which I have done it Telstra before, but.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it before, like how I'm quite a
Speaker 1: fast eater. And when we had our steaks and then
Speaker 1: Rog finished half an hour after the both of.
Speaker 3: Us, he's the slowest eater I've ever met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he like, I thought you didn't like it
Speaker 1: like nibbles, you know. Yeah. Anyway, so I tend to
Speaker 1: like to do things fast, and sometimes it's I'm not
Speaker 1: even actively thinking about the speed. It's just happens.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: So that happens sometimes with eating. I finished before people,
Speaker 1: but it's it's completely unintentional. And for those who say
Speaker 1: you don't even get to enjoy it, I do. I
Speaker 1: am enjoying the food getting through it. Yeah, And similar
Speaker 1: to the with the modules. I kind of just want
Speaker 1: to get them done and them to see that I'm efficient.
Speaker 1: But then then also you want to make the most.
Speaker 3: Of it, so it's a mixture of both.
Speaker 1: It's a fine line, double edged sword in it. Well,
Speaker 1: we've got a lot of Spanish lessons definitely, which I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to, my favorite segment and a new skill.
Speaker 3: Our Spanish is getting very good.
Speaker 1: And we like to drop it in every now and then,
Speaker 1: don't we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting to incorporate it into everyday life.
Speaker 1: And we actually got to give our teachers a week
Speaker 1: off because they sent it in for last week's episode,
Speaker 1: and then I said, you know what, we're doing a
Speaker 1: guest episode. We probably won't do it. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if Damon would have liked to have learned a bit
Speaker 1: of Spanish Espanol. But anyway, once again, just for people
Speaker 1: if you are new. Meghan is one of our teachers,
Speaker 1: and Matt is another teacher. Meghan is teaching US Spanish,
Speaker 1: sorry Spain Spanish, and he is teaching US Chilean Spanish.
Speaker 3: Let's do it to go classes Espaniel.
Speaker 4: Alrighty, let you stays well done on last week.
Speaker 5: Numbers are sounding good. Jimmy, you don't have to. You
Speaker 5: don't have the least every sc Z. It's all Zen's
Speaker 5: and some seas not any. Just make them all. It's
Speaker 5: going to be easier. And Matt glad to hear we're
Speaker 5: on good terms. I didn't know Fleet. That's cool for Fleet.
Speaker 5: Love to hear it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I still wanted them to be for a little bit,
Speaker 1: so hopes to be kind. Yeah, we'll teacher so obviously
Speaker 1: kind and Maddie de escalating just a humble dude, isn't
Speaker 1: he just loves It's just easy going. And yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys kind of made me feel
Speaker 1: like I had to do the th h with everything.
Speaker 1: So and you said, you know, Spanish is quite lispy yep.
Speaker 1: And then you said that the the SA's that's like
Speaker 1: you're not not your Spain Spanish. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: learn the Spain Spanish anyway.
Speaker 5: So, going on from the family theme from last week,
Speaker 5: we have Elba Ermano.
Speaker 6: We already know Brothermano, sister La Ermana Lermano, son daughter Iho.
Speaker 5: Iha. So we're gonna ask the question do you have siblings?
Speaker 6: So we're gonna say tiens do you have ermanos brothers
Speaker 6: or siblings. It's the same word tien is ermanos.
Speaker 1: Just quickly, so she was saying el ermano yep. But
Speaker 1: then when she does the question, the elms away yeah,
Speaker 1: just quickly, she says l and la lost and last articles.
Speaker 1: Wait what is articles?
Speaker 3: It's like the in Okay, so that's what I was asking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so l so l is there? So the brother,
Speaker 1: the sister lost, numers the numbers. Spanish uses them a
Speaker 1: lot more than English, so there's a few el la
Speaker 1: loss and last or there there. Let's just go back
Speaker 1: and listen to that one once again.
Speaker 3: She needs to run down.
Speaker 6: So going on from the family theme from last week,
Speaker 6: we have el bare la mare el ermano. We already
Speaker 6: know brother Ellermano, sister la ermana.
Speaker 5: Some daughter eho iha.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna ask the question do you have siblings?
Speaker 6: So we're gonna say, dns do you have ermano.
Speaker 5: Brothers or siblings.
Speaker 6: It's the same word tienns ermanos.
Speaker 1: Ti nas ermanos, ti nas hermanos, ti nas Ermanno's perfect.
Speaker 6: In response to tennis ermanos, we're going to use the word.
Speaker 5: Tango I have and then whatever you have. So for hemplo.
Speaker 6: For example, see tango those ermanas.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have two sisters.
Speaker 6: Oh see tango tres ermanos, Yes I have three brothers.
Speaker 1: Tengo tango so uno ermano tngo hermano. And then from
Speaker 1: maybe ermana tengo by unah know tnga un.
Speaker 3: Hermana, okay, ermanos.
Speaker 1: Tango is I have so? Then una hormana yeah, the
Speaker 1: unmana because.
Speaker 3: She needs to write them down too so we can read.
Speaker 3: But it's okay.
Speaker 1: And that's all from her this week. She said this
Speaker 1: in response for next week, do love a week.
Speaker 6: Off, not gonna lie, thanks good, look forward to listening
Speaker 6: to next weeks.
Speaker 1: Then have a good week astellawago chica. And then.
Speaker 2: Did all right, boys, So we're gonna learn how to
Speaker 2: book a hotel room. So we're gonna say I would
Speaker 2: like a double room for two nights, So that is.
Speaker 1: Kissierra, Sierra, Cassierrazierra una sorry, una.
Speaker 5: Cassierra una una a.
Speaker 1: Una a y not chess chess for two nights, So Bro,
Speaker 1: I've already lost it. Bro, I've already lost Sierra.
Speaker 2: We're going to say I would like a double room
Speaker 2: for two nights, so that is Kisserra not chess.
Speaker 1: Una. Wait, this is hard, bro.
Speaker 3: Without having it there to read, I feel like it's
Speaker 3: really hard to remember every word because it's hard to like, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we need to we need it written, We need to written.
Speaker 3: We'll send them a message saying if you could also
Speaker 3: then type it out after so we can match it up.
Speaker 2: So Kissierra, I would like a una. Room is habitation,
Speaker 2: but you do it with Spanish habatasion.
Speaker 3: Oh, I say, I wasn't getting that at all, not
Speaker 3: neither abatasion.
Speaker 1: Okay un habatasion. Wait, so kiss Sierra, kiss Sierra una habatasion.
Speaker 1: So I would like one room? Oh yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like one room.
Speaker 3: And then it was like, you're not cheer double doublair.
Speaker 2: So instead of in English we say double room in Spanish,
Speaker 2: it's backwards abbatasion doubla four two nights dos not chess,
Speaker 2: which is not. And just a quick another little one.
Speaker 2: If you're walking around and you want to find a toilet,
Speaker 2: it's banon, so you just walk up to I'll know
Speaker 2: and I'll point you in the direction of the toilet.
Speaker 3: All right, Look, has this been the easiest week?
Speaker 1: Definitely not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I need to know. Pass me a
Speaker 3: B and where's the toilet?
Speaker 1: We went on a Sunday sashion for Evans' birthday and
Speaker 1: we were using that to each other, not actually to staff.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't get it. Imagine one of them did. There's
Speaker 3: eyes lit up, they throw back at you.
Speaker 1: I would love to learn a Spanish song, Yes, yep,
Speaker 1: and there's like, there's a couple of songs that I like.
Speaker 1: Pest Plumer You ever heard of pest Plumer is one
Speaker 1: of the biggest Spanish artists in the world at the moment.
Speaker 3: Bad Bunny's got this a new album out. Everyone's froten.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Pest is Mexican June ninety nine. Okay, he's that
Speaker 1: our age, one hundred and seventy centimeters.
Speaker 3: Tall, small in stature, big in energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bigin energy, and I love this song.
Speaker 3: Big in spirit.
Speaker 1: Line star Parmi. And that's another guy called.
Speaker 3: A couple of the boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah. The streams are up in like the
Speaker 1: one billion, yeah, four hundred million, so huge. Yeahs das
Speaker 1: What does das mean? Das? Das means days, so two days? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's my translation is two days. How is this anyway?
Speaker 3: The days? Maybe it means I don't know. Okay, that's
Speaker 3: a good translator. Dias two days. That's what I reckons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I got boys, two days. They better
Speaker 1: be proud of me for that two days. If they're not,
Speaker 1: I need. I haven't listened to Pesto for a while now,
Speaker 1: so look at his last Bandida, his most recent song.
Speaker 1: And Bandida would be like a I assume a bandit.
Speaker 3: Or like a yeah, a female bandit. Yeah, because bandid
Speaker 3: do band is a female bandit. I reckon for.
Speaker 1: Sure bandido in English, I believe he is a bandit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a male bandit. So then if we go a bandid ah,
Speaker 1: it's saying it's yeah, this is stupid anyway, must be
Speaker 1: a slang term. Anyway, we know what it is because
Speaker 1: we're better at Spanish than AI and Google and all that.
Speaker 3: It's a little bandit, little bandit.
Speaker 1: We got some dilemmas, some dilemmas sent in for you guys,
Speaker 1: And this isn't obviously a proper segment, so this is
Speaker 1: just the one week one, so I'll do a little
Speaker 1: intro for it right about now. The Funk Soul. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Dilemmas with Jammo and Dylan. Awesome all right, get
Speaker 1: this one, ah, pere we go. Hi, guys, just wanted
Speaker 1: to send my dilemma in and possibly get some advice
Speaker 1: where you've come to the right spot. Yep. So recently
Speaker 1: I was seeing this guy for six months. We got
Speaker 1: real close. I hung out with him regularly and got
Speaker 1: really close to his family. Although we just ended, his
Speaker 1: mum is now messaging me on Snapchat asking me to
Speaker 1: catch up for coffee and messages me on the regular
Speaker 1: I want to reply because I feel as I feel
Speaker 1: as if it's rude not to. However, I don't want
Speaker 1: to overstep my boundaries and annoy him. What should I do?
Speaker 1: If you want my advice? You cut ties and you
Speaker 1: never see that family again. Because I don't think it
Speaker 1: do you or him any good. That's my personal opinion.
Speaker 1: Others will have other other views. But yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think it will do any good just you know, hanging
Speaker 1: around or even if you're not doing it in the house,
Speaker 1: you know, you catching up with the ex's mum and
Speaker 1: it was only a six month relationship.
Speaker 3: What's the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't think it's going to help
Speaker 1: you or him. You didn't make it that long, But
Speaker 1: that's me. Yeah, you literally tripped six months in so
Speaker 1: all right, but this one's really interesting sent from look
Speaker 1: at it read the account name? Just not okay? Yeah? Right, Hello,
Speaker 1: I have a dilemma. I started dating this girl last
Speaker 1: year in May, and my parents are really religious and
Speaker 1: they do not support whatsoever. They previously agreed to pay
Speaker 1: for my school, but since I've told them about my relationship,
Speaker 1: they gave me the option to either break up with
Speaker 1: the girl and they would continue to pay, or I
Speaker 1: can find my own way to support myself in my
Speaker 1: next year of college. Wow, I'm really committed to this girl.
Speaker 1: So I've found a job to support myself, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if it will be enough. What should I do?
Speaker 3: That's tough?
Speaker 1: Man? Is this like Romeo and Juliet type thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so come on Romeo Romeo. Well, I mean what, he's
Speaker 1: already at college, but they want to He's already done that,
Speaker 1: He's already made his choice. Really, and I think you
Speaker 1: just got to go balls deep and commit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, follow the love. It's okay.
Speaker 1: You're young, Yeah, and you're saying, look, you really you
Speaker 1: really like her. You've already dropped some things for that,
Speaker 1: and you've picked up a job, but he doesn't think
Speaker 1: it will be enough money for college. But hey, like,
Speaker 1: you can make it work. Bro, you can see see
Speaker 1: I can't see like age, I can't see location. No,
Speaker 1: I think everything will be Okay, I do too. She
Speaker 1: just needs to follow the love. You know, your parents
Speaker 1: don't know as well as you.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, better in some cases.
Speaker 3: My son's dad is making our son, who is seven,
Speaker 3: call his new girlfriend mum. He has him four days
Speaker 3: a month, once a week, brother, I call hi mumsy.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favoritely said. That was one of
Speaker 1: the first ones that got sent in today and just
Speaker 1: like how short and concise it is, but gave us
Speaker 1: everything we needed exactly. So okay, let's break it down.
Speaker 1: New relationship, New relationship four has a son once a week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: four days. So we're talking four days in like a
Speaker 1: let's say a thirty day cycle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, four days, all right. He wants his son to
Speaker 3: call his girlfriend mum. That's weird, bro, crazy, that's not
Speaker 3: on once a week. Bro, you're a you're a friend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're friends. That's it insane.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I have a super weird and crazy one.
Speaker 3: Basically at the start, of this year. I was at
Speaker 3: a festival with my boyfriend just in a talking stage
Speaker 3: back then and his mates. While we were in the mosh,
Speaker 3: my boyfriend leaves to get a drink and it's just me,
Speaker 3: his mate, and one of my girlfriends in the marsh.
Speaker 3: His mate grabs my ass not once, but twice while
Speaker 3: my bf's gone. As soon as he does it, he
Speaker 3: realizes my girlfriend and I got weirded out and he
Speaker 3: runs away before my boyfriend gets back. Then he goes
Speaker 3: mi Ia. The rest of the night, the rest of
Speaker 3: the group's calling him and texting him, but he never responds.
Speaker 3: Then at the end of the night he finds us
Speaker 3: and goes back to the airbnb with us. I told
Speaker 3: my boy friend straight after it happened, and he was shocked.
Speaker 3: Few of the others in the group were told as well,
Speaker 3: and they were shocked, but knew this particular guy had
Speaker 3: a weird history with girls. Anyways, long story short, my
Speaker 3: boyfriend ended up confronting him about it over a beer
Speaker 3: at the pub after he did something similar to my
Speaker 3: girlfriend that lost paradise. He broke down and cried but
Speaker 3: fully denied it. The worst part is he's still very
Speaker 3: much a part of the group and is going to
Speaker 3: keep coming to events. The next time I see him
Speaker 3: is on Saturday for a Triple Jhottis one hundred party,
Speaker 3: and it'll be the first time I've seen him since
Speaker 3: he's been confronted about groping me. That's a bad situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, I was going to use the term groping,
Speaker 1: and that is what happened. She summed it up really well. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: this is a terrible situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this just sucks.
Speaker 1: The fact that he cried, that's guilty all over in
Speaker 1: my books, pulled.
Speaker 3: His eyes out and denied it. Though, what you crying
Speaker 3: in my shoulder for?
Speaker 1: You don't do that? Cry and cry and cry.
Speaker 3: I don't swear.
Speaker 5: I didn't swear, brother, brother, I would do.
Speaker 3: It to you could have just been on a Sorry bro,
Speaker 3: I was fucked up and I made a mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 3: be honest, bro.
Speaker 1: But no, he whimpered, denied it. Whimper and deny. That's
Speaker 1: his motto, whimper and deny. All right, one more dilemma
Speaker 1: and then we have a confession to end the app.
Speaker 1: If you use this and use names, can you say
Speaker 1: my name is like Casey or something? I can she's
Speaker 1: thrown her mate under the bus. Anyway, Casey, what should
Speaker 1: I do? I've been seeing this guy for over two
Speaker 1: months and we act like we're in a relationship. I'm
Speaker 1: always at his house. I'm always at his house. I've
Speaker 1: met his whole family, dended family, including all of his grandparents, aunties, uncles, cousins.
Speaker 1: Do it? It's meen eight weeks.
Speaker 3: This is a bit too fast for my liking.
Speaker 1: We go on days very often, but then every time
Speaker 1: we speak about getting into relationship, he says he doesn't
Speaker 1: want a girlfriend right now, but that he does want
Speaker 1: to date me, and he sees himself dating me and
Speaker 1: that he does really like me. Yep, I know that
Speaker 1: we probably won't date, but am I stupid for hoping
Speaker 1: that we will? How long should I stick around for
Speaker 1: before he asked me to be his girlfriend? Or do
Speaker 1: you think he's just dribbling shit about the whole dating thing?
Speaker 1: Please help?
Speaker 3: If it starts getting well, it depends like if yous
Speaker 3: are acting as if you're in a relationship but he's
Speaker 3: not asking you out what's going on? Yeah, it's already
Speaker 3: been two months, Okay, that's fair, But like you know,
Speaker 3: then it hits three months. Then it hits four. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're getting close to six. Now nothing's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's because he's getting someone the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I think, like, what's if you're doing
Speaker 1: all of this stuff, what's the reason for Not exactly yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. There's some fishy about
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, some real fishy with that guy and
Speaker 1: the way he operates. Yeah, something's going on, something something indeed.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got a confession with a confession, it's
Speaker 1: now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest,
Speaker 1: all right, now, this one was actually supposed to be
Speaker 1: on last week's not last week, two weeks ago episode,
Speaker 1: and we talked about lying, the biggest lie that you've told,
Speaker 1: the biggest lie that you've been told, and this has
Speaker 1: come on. This has come on this girl and she
Speaker 1: only missed the deadline by about an hour, and what
Speaker 1: I can see just made it eventually biggest lie I've told.
Speaker 1: Pretty bad of me, but oh well, got to do
Speaker 1: what you got to do. A year ago, I was
Speaker 1: house sitting at my aunt's which is in the suburbs,
Speaker 1: with lots of neighbors. Okay, I decided to have a
Speaker 1: few friends over. One thing led to another. We all
Speaker 1: ended up being extremely drunk within only a couple of
Speaker 1: hours due to some hard games and many games in
Speaker 1: beer pong. Okay, we were being very loud while also
Speaker 1: jumping in the pool and playing loud music. The cops
Speaker 1: ended up being called and I was able to lie
Speaker 1: my way out of it. But the next morning I
Speaker 1: was scared. The next morning, I was scared. The neighbors
Speaker 1: were going to tell my auntie what happened. So I
Speaker 1: told her that I was spiked early on in the night. No,
Speaker 1: I was at another friend's place and ended up inviting
Speaker 1: everyone back to the house without even knowing. She completely
Speaker 1: believed me and felt so bad for me, as did
Speaker 1: the rest of the family. I feel awful to this
Speaker 1: day to lie about something like that. But the games,
Speaker 1: the game, I guess. Keep up the good work, boys. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: I do respect the game. I look the games the game,
Speaker 1: and the game is games are meant to be played. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't help her rate that people make games. And
Speaker 1: you know, you covered yourself even in elite sports rules
Speaker 1: get bent, yeah, you know, and she's bent to rule
Speaker 1: and she's gotten away with it. Yep. It's like she's
Speaker 1: tried to take a catch on the lining cricket and
Speaker 1: her foots touched the rope, but she hasn't told them videos.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a guy standing in front of the camera.
Speaker 1: We can't see you do We take your word and
Speaker 1: although her word's wrong, it's right in their eyes. That's crazy. Same,
Speaker 1: you've got spiked and then have like you just had
Speaker 1: the sickest night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then still and then getting away with it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Been a few spiking stories in Perth, haven't theyre over
Speaker 1: the last fight?
Speaker 3: Probably half a decade, there's been a few that have happened.
Speaker 1: A yeah, not good, not good at all, not good.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're going to record a episode of
Speaker 1: Who's Punching? And we have had an overwhelming amount of
Speaker 1: submissions and like I filter through them throughout the week
Speaker 1: and then I get to present them to Dylan and
Speaker 1: it's quite a fun event and we have a lot
Speaker 1: with what we do. We get them all sent in,
Speaker 1: we have hundreds of them, and then we go through
Speaker 1: them and our criteria is basically, if your photos are shit,
Speaker 1: you won't get picked if you have too little or
Speaker 1: too many photos, you won't get picked. And then if
Speaker 1: it's not, like I guess, controversial enough, or if the
Speaker 1: photos just don't work for the internet, we won't pick you.
Speaker 1: So sometimes you two can be a perfect couple, but
Speaker 1: it's just boring. Yep, exactly, and unfortunately you don't make
Speaker 1: the cut. And that's just the way the world works.
Speaker 1: But hey, let's do that now. It's always an exciting
Speaker 1: time of the week, and then we can beat some
Speaker 1: people in darktright enjoy the week, guys, have a lovely,
Speaker 1: lovely time.