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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on over one hundred.

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Speaker 2: They put a door person on the seven eleven near

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Speaker 2: my joint at lunchtime and after three o'clock because there's

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Speaker 2: schools nearby, well, the kids have lunchtime. The kids all

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Speaker 2: hit up the seven eleven and it just gets chaotic,

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Speaker 2: so they have a door person seven eleven.

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Speaker 3: It's an iconic spot in my heart.

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Speaker 1: I got my year twelve school exam score sitting in

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Speaker 1: the car park at seven eleven. All our friends run

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Speaker 1: down and we got the newspaper when it came out,

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Speaker 1: and we all got the newspaper and we sat in

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Speaker 1: the car park all together and we were like, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, like flip through to try and find

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Speaker 1: our names to see if we got in like that

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Speaker 1: top ten percent of any subject. Surprise, I didn't study score.

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Speaker 1: I got in one, I did two.

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Speaker 3: I got in two. Actually, I think maths and drama.

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Speaker 4: I think I think the just to your point, they'd

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Speaker 4: be doing that because the kids are hiding stuff in

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Speaker 4: this No.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's just more that they're bombarding the store.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure positive?

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Speaker 1: Remember when there was that story about the person shoving

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Speaker 1: all the mass bars and.

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Speaker 4: Then sealing it up with which is which is well?

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Speaker 3: Or is what you meant?

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Speaker 4: It's a terrible it's a shocking idea, but it's genius.

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Speaker 2: Rumor has it they're going to bring those X ray

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Speaker 2: machines in that they have at the airport, So your

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Speaker 2: hold slurpy up, just to make sure you haven't got

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Speaker 2: a hidden mass.

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Speaker 1: But I always like walking past where you know on

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Speaker 1: the door it's got the height thing just in.

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Speaker 2: Case you see we are you're planning on robbing the joint.

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Speaker 3: No, but if you, if you were, you should go when.

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Speaker 4: It's been an amazing should go there with your gray

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Speaker 4: lead pencil and your care in the bank.

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Speaker 2: Happy eleven day, guys.

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Speaker 3: I love seven eleven. You know I love seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: Les coming into the dog store.

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Speaker 3: So sure we're talking petty crime.

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Speaker 2: Good call, good cour dog owners are in hot water.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you guys and honest questions. Please do

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Speaker 2: do you pick up? Yes?

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Speaker 1: The dog poop always and people who don't drive all low,

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Speaker 1: Here we.

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Speaker 2: Go, here we go.

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Speaker 4: I had one the other day. We were walking the

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Speaker 4: beautiful leafy streets of Richmond and pep backed one out

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Speaker 4: on a tree. So you know how dogs WII on trees. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: pep poop pooed on a tree, but it was up

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Speaker 4: the tree.

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Speaker 3: How was it up?

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Speaker 4: But he pooed up the plant and it was like

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Speaker 4: some sort of shrubby thing. So I had to sort

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Speaker 4: of pick the bits out of the shrub and I

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Speaker 4: just left it. I was like, that is staying in

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Speaker 4: that tree. I don't know how he got up there.

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Speaker 3: And then how do you clean up?

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Speaker 4: I I tried, and it just became a bit of

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Speaker 4: a tough task. So I left the poo in the tree.

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Speaker 2: It was amazing when she brought Ted the sausage dog

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Speaker 2: in and we're walking down Clarendon Street to get bagels

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Speaker 2: after Brecky, after the Brecky show, and Ted dropped a

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Speaker 2: little Ted out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was enormous.

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Speaker 2: It was bigger than the dog, but just what it.

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Speaker 3: Must have been.

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Speaker 1: He must have been holding on all night. And then

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Speaker 1: I brought him into work and he was holding on

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Speaker 1: all more.

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Speaker 2: It was almost like it had gone down the entire

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Speaker 2: length of Ted. It was inside him. And but watching

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Speaker 2: Lauren down on the hands.

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Speaker 1: And well, I'm no one's down on their hands and knees.

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Speaker 1: You just bend down and pick it up you have to.

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Speaker 1: But the issue, I believe that is the current issue,

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Speaker 1: is that people are picking it up in the bags.

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Speaker 1: Yes sometimes counsel right bags. Sometimes you've got your own,

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Speaker 1: and then leaving the bags.

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Speaker 4: There what just on the ground, not putting them.

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Speaker 3: In the bin. I think people don't want to do

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Speaker 3: the walk of shame carrying the bag.

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Speaker 4: The thing you've got to do is find the closest bin.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely you do.

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Speaker 4: That's somebody's bin which is parked on the street. Where

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Speaker 4: you turp it in there.

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Speaker 1: Now, when I would walk the dog on the beach,

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Speaker 1: if you were doing a long walks and he did

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Speaker 1: a poopy, sometimes I will pick it up.

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Speaker 3: I want to throw it in the water.

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Speaker 1: Gross, But i'd leave the bag kind of just in

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Speaker 1: the line of the trees or the bushes because I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to count. There's no bins on the beach,

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Speaker 1: and I'd walk the kilometer and a half up the

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Speaker 1: beach and then pick it up your bag because I

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Speaker 1: know where I left it.

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Speaker 2: What's the size of the dock and ted in the sand?

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Speaker 4: What if you're picking up someone else's poop, that's right,

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Speaker 4: I'm not we don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not doing guys, but you should do.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk petty crimes this morning.

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Speaker 1: Would you consider that a petty crime? If you left

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Speaker 1: your dog poop bag on the ground, if.

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Speaker 4: You left it in a tree?

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Speaker 2: Death right, third dog or cleaned both? Thirteen twenty four

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Speaker 2: ten is our number. What petty crime have you committed?

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Speaker 2: Whether it's putting a mars bar and a slurfing Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: not picking up dog poop.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a proper crime. Putting a mass bar

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Speaker 3: and a slurfy.

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Speaker 2: Maybe putting whatever fits in the recycling bin.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I stood in Williamstown the other day trying to work

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Speaker 1: out where to put my coffee cup and to put

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Speaker 1: my lids because there are only two bins. There was

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Speaker 1: a general waste and recycling and it said they couldn't

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Speaker 1: go in both. And it said if what you have

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Speaker 1: doesn't go in either of these bins, take your rubbish

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Speaker 1: home with you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, we're not going home.

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Speaker 4: What a pilava?

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Speaker 3: And then I kept walking. I put in there.

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Speaker 4: What did you put it in the green bin?

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Speaker 1: It was like general or food scraps or something. I'm

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Speaker 1: like it in general, but it said no coffee cups.

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Speaker 3: That need to go in recycling.

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Speaker 1: There was a recycling option, and they said, about two

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Speaker 1: hundred meters down the beach, there's a purple bin you

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Speaker 1: can put it.

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Speaker 2: In and so sand.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you should have put it with the dog

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Speaker 4: pit thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 3: Well, heaven help if you pick up the dog poop

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Speaker 3: in a coffee.

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Speaker 2: Cup because you don't have a bag.

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Speaker 3: You ever done that?

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Speaker 2: Never?

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Speaker 1: Don't accidentally have a sip after That's a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: No, someone would have Okay, Richie happened to her.

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Speaker 1: She put it in the bag and then tried to

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Speaker 1: have a sick because you feel the weight and that

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Speaker 1: you think of still.

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Speaker 4: Chocolate in there.

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Speaker 2: She thought, yeah, no, Chucky twenty four ten is our number.

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Speaker 2: What petty crime have you committed?

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Speaker 4: Full blown crime? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, no, I don't want to I don't want

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Speaker 2: to drive by or a bank. Small scale crime thirteen

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Speaker 2: twenty four ten. What petty crime have you committed?

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Speaker 4: To give us?

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Speaker 3: Call what my friend just dick to be saying? Is

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Speaker 3: this a petty crime?

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Speaker 1: I put frozen frozen fish filets behind the driver's seat

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Speaker 1: of a truck.

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Speaker 3: My ex husband's brother wouldn't move from our driveway.

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Speaker 2: No, that's just genius, that's all that is.

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Speaker 3: Okay, genius, not petty crime.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What petty crime have you committed?

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Speaker 2: Just got a text madeam I? Oh yep, sleeping is

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Speaker 2: a dish. Oh he's away sent me a photo of

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Speaker 2: boob pouches.

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Speaker 3: Boob what's a boob pouches?

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Speaker 2: Boob pouches?

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Speaker 3: What a boob pouches?

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Speaker 2: A little refillable travel pouches that you can sneak alcohol

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Speaker 2: into venues? After the movie little boot pouch.

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Speaker 4: That's why he's asleep all the time.

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Speaker 3: I don't think drink boob pouches.

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Speaker 2: Well, they called travel pouches. He calls them boot pouches

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Speaker 2: because that's three. Hides it in his bra well, just

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Speaker 2: like down his shirt has a little scotchy at the movies?

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Speaker 1: Does he tape it to him? How does how does

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Speaker 1: it stick to pullets? You see like smuggling glass of wine.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to get done smuggling that through the air.

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Speaker 4: He's sleepy and tide us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: At a time though, it's like people do sneak in

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Speaker 1: food to the movies?

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Speaker 3: Is that allowed?

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Speaker 2: Hot food's not allowed? Actually, any food's not allowed.

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Speaker 3: No outside food.

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Speaker 2: No outside food. You must pay forty nine dollars for

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Speaker 2: the Maltese is here.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Tony and John Stanaway. My parents were petty criminals

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Speaker 4: back in the day. They used to send us kids

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Speaker 4: into the toilets at Sizzler while they queued up, and

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Speaker 4: then once they had their table, the children would emerge

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Speaker 3: All the von traps had.

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Speaker 4: Come out, and we didn't pay for the salad bar.

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Speaker 4: That's solid every time, so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: My mum and dad used to make me like steel well,

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Speaker 1: like croissants and things from hotel buffets, breakfast buffet, so

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Speaker 1: we had things for that.

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Speaker 2: My wife still does that. She can glad bags in

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Speaker 1: She when we holiday on the Gold Coast, would fill

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Speaker 1: up on the breakfast buffet, shove it in every pocket

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Speaker 1: we had.

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Speaker 2: The kids aren't eating now, I'm going to load them

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Speaker 2: up with Chrystal.

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Speaker 4: That's all you can eat, that's fine. I mean they

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Speaker 4: don't specify all you can eat at the restaurant is

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Speaker 4: all you can eat through the day question.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's right, Clint.

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Speaker 2: Question when you would hide in the bathroom when you

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Speaker 2: come out have three kids, got to then squeeze into

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Speaker 2: a two persons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd get a square, so there'd be four seats.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, And would you come out one at a

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Speaker 1: time or all three?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Before how many of you?

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Speaker 4: That was pre Michayla, the youngest one. She was a

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Speaker 4: bit of an afterthought.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good on your Mechaylaurday.

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Speaker 2: Twenty four ten. Let's do it. Let's fly through these

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Speaker 2: calls petty crimes.

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Speaker 3: What do we got, Christy, good morning? What petty crime is?

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Speaker 5: So on a drunken night out, I'm going to say

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Speaker 5: more than ten years ago, I actually from a fancy hotel,

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Speaker 5: pulled out the flowers and made sure like that the

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Speaker 5: roots were all pulled out of the flower bit and

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Speaker 5: was walking up to everyone. You want to root.

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Speaker 2: Rolls?

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Speaker 1: I thought she was going to say she took them

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Speaker 1: home and planted them. That's a petty crime.

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Speaker 2: Judgmen Ignolla, Hello, what's a petty crime?

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Speaker 5: I used to work in retail back in the day,

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Speaker 5: and I would steal the toys and then put them

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Speaker 5: under the cam up Christmas tree for the needy kids.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's like Robin Hood feeling from.

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Speaker 5: The regil My literal nickname.

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Speaker 1: Did you work in the shop that you were taking

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Speaker 1: them from, putting under the tree, or did you actually

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Speaker 1: steal them from another shop and then walk them to It's.

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Speaker 2: Not used words like stealing petty crime, like when I

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Speaker 2: worked at Yavid Yones. Yes, I won't say the official name.

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Speaker 2: It was during the PlayStation era when they were coming

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Speaker 3: More a Nintendo sixty four.

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Speaker 2: Oh so my mates would come and buy them from

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Speaker 2: me because I would take them out of the box

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Speaker 2: right and then you rough up the box a bit,

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Speaker 2: g the box damage good, then you put the PlayStation

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Speaker 2: back in. You're riding off twenty percent of damage.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That again, that's not petty crime.

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Speaker 2: That's just exactly your head. I wonder where they cut

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Speaker 2: my house. Let's go to Glenn. I'm thirteen twenty four ten, Glenn.

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Speaker 2: Petty crimes. What do you got?

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Speaker 6: My petty crime is in the area that we live in.

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Speaker 6: Our bins are now fortnightly, so I often put our

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Speaker 6: not getting a bins picked up, or put it in

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Speaker 6: a bin at the milk up the road.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they did that at the serve up the.

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Speaker 3: Street, they pad lockedowns.

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Speaker 2: Well, they put signs up saying we're now we've now

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Speaker 2: got camety TV. But that's what are they going to do?

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Speaker 3: Come and arrest you for putting your rubbish in their bin?

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Speaker 2: It just won't be a great look.

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Speaker 3: Well when you go down to get your slopy and

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Speaker 3: they give you a lecture, Yeah, yeah, not at ours.

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Speaker 3: There's like the chained and padlocked shut. Now.

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Speaker 2: I got some bolt cutters if you want to.

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Speaker 3: Although, when someone was renovating in our.

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Speaker 2: Street, skipp baby.

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Speaker 1: Day, the old dining board, the old clothes horse in

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Speaker 1: you go. If you're taking out horse, if your take

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Speaker 1: it was broken, if you're taking up two car parks

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Speaker 1: in a street for parking, throw whatever you want in the.

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Speaker 2: Game, We're going to hook you up with the seven

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Speaker 2: eleven vouch. You mate, happy seven eleven day. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to our resident aerosexual, Nick get Aut.

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Speaker 7: Nick, guys, good morning, how are.

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Speaker 2: You you're not caught up in this whole elbow upgrade thing?

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Speaker 2: Are you being an aerosexual?

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Speaker 7: Listen? What happens that?

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Speaker 6: Nick?

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Speaker 7: What in the government?

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Speaker 1: What petty crime have you committed? I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: it might be on a plane or an airport.

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Speaker 7: Listen, when I travel with they go two around with

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Speaker 7: your domestic terminal down at T four, they walk around

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Speaker 7: with this little trolley with Yeah, they weigh your bag. Well,

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Speaker 7: you get there early enough of me being there four

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Speaker 3: Fly because it's so exciting.

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Speaker 7: I find an empty trolley. I pushed the button, A

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Speaker 7: tag comes out. I whack it on my suitcase or

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Speaker 7: my carry bag, and then they come near me and

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Speaker 7: my bag. My bag weighs about nine kilos.

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Speaker 2: So you will you walk up to their empty and

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Speaker 2: just print the label yourself.

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Speaker 7: Just push a button, literally push a button and it

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Speaker 7: comes out on my bag. And then I really want

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Speaker 7: to do the microphone announcement too.

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Speaker 3: But now go on, Nick off, you go, go, go go.

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Speaker 7: Very good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard over one

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Speaker 7: hundred airways with Clinton away Kill, Captain Jason and your

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Speaker 7: flight attendant Laurence Phillips Flight one hundred and two Melbourne. Hi,

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Speaker 7: we hope you have a good morning and welcome to

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Speaker 7: your Friday eve. That was really bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I think think we should get a plane

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Speaker 1: one of the strongest, and we should get Nick to

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Speaker 1: be the cabin manager and do all the announced idea

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Speaker 1: on our aircraft that will be cheap operations.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, we're just descending into Melbourne. Let's just check

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Speaker 2: with Captain Nick for weather.

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Speaker 7: Ladies and walking to Melbourn whether I was the commiss

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Speaker 7: just gone on at seven am. Carl Weller is ten

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Speaker 7: degrees in Melbourne tops of twenty four today, So get

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Speaker 7: out the sunscreens, get out the thongs and put your

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Speaker 7: shoults and singers on. It's you all winter time in Melbourne.

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Speaker 7: Hope you have a great time.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Nick. Have you ever actually worked on then aeroplane? Me?

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Speaker 7: I used to fly, I used to do assessors. I

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Speaker 7: used to do.

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Speaker 3: You're never a hosty? No, really nailed that though?

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Speaker 1: You do?

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Speaker 2: You think I missed the old? If Melbourne's your home,

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Speaker 2: welcome home. Otherwise a safe on with Journey.

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Speaker 3: Oh, the safe on with Journey.

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Speaker 2: Yes, captains, And what about the poor one world customers?

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Speaker 2: Where's their shout out?

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Speaker 4: So I am one of those customers.

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Speaker 2: If you are, I want to shout out. You probably

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Speaker 2: got flybys to you.

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Speaker 4: Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up feeling good?

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Speaker 3: I know one hundred Jason Lauren good on socials,