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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast I'm.

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Speaker 2: Looking for You, only had one job calls.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is a this is a bit of a

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Speaker 3: doozy because there's a bit of controversy in the Fitzgerald

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Speaker 3: family at the moment, and my father, Mick Fitzgerald, he's

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Speaker 3: under the pump and he swears black and blue.

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Speaker 2: This is not my fault. Do not blame me. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So his sister Annie Trish.

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Speaker 3: We've got on the show before, I've spoken about this,

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Speaker 3: but she unfortunately passed away.

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Speaker 4: She did, you spoke about it on air.

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Speaker 3: She was asleep, you know, she went peacefully, which was

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Speaker 3: which was good to hear for us. Okay. But Dad's

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Speaker 3: role was to put the obituary in the paper. Now,

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Speaker 3: I over the years, I don't know. I love getting

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Speaker 3: the paper on the weekends and I always, for some reason,

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Speaker 3: i'd always go to the obituary. And the reason why

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Speaker 3: I got into that routine, it's because when I was

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Speaker 3: working at Mitsubishi maked Seats, someone told me that you've

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Speaker 3: got to check the obituary every day and if there

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Speaker 3: is someone in there with your surname claimant, that means

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Speaker 3: you can go to the company and say that they're

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Speaker 3: a relation and get a dad off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah my uncle died, Yeah, but he was eighty three.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, my grandpa.

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Speaker 4: Trying to turn a really bad day into a good

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Speaker 4: day for you for your own personal benefits.

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Speaker 3: And I remember every morning we were going to work

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Speaker 3: at Mitzi's and there'd big guys that would get the

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Speaker 3: paper out there, open up, get the obituary and they go, yes.

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Speaker 3: So guys with like surnames like Jones and Smi Brown,

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Speaker 3: Oh I have.

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Speaker 2: Every week, actually got a lot of cousins.

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Speaker 3: So so Dad, Dad blew up first of all, because

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Speaker 3: how's this four hundred and twenty dollars to put a

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Speaker 3: tiny little bitchery into the paper. You're basically telling everyone

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Speaker 3: that you know, she's passed away and the funeral details

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Speaker 3: are going to be advised.

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Speaker 2: Does everyone still much to do this? I think they do,

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Speaker 2: suppose for that age group.

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Speaker 3: For that age group, definitely, Because someone said to me,

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Speaker 3: why did they just put it up on Facebook?

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Speaker 2: Majority of Arnie.

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Speaker 3: Tricia's friends aren't on fush. She was only fan, she

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Speaker 3: was MySpace. Sorry, mate, So Dad had the job. Now, Kate,

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Speaker 3: go through it, just go through it quickly. It's the

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Speaker 3: second and last line where there's the controversy because it

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Speaker 3: cost had four hundred and twenty dollars and I can

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Speaker 3: only imagine that there's probably some teenage kid that's working

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Speaker 3: at the paper. Yeah, who's going, hai, you want to

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Speaker 3: put in the obituary and then putting down the details,

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Speaker 3: Dad said, the guy read it out to him again

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Speaker 3: twice and they still stuffed it as is here.

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Speaker 4: Patricia and Fitzgerald's Okay passed away peacefully, age seventy six, Monday,

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Speaker 4: third of July. Loved sister of Mick and Claire, mother

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Speaker 4: of Shane, and grandmother of Shari. Auntie to Ryan and

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Speaker 4: b J. Holly and Brett read that line we will

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Speaker 4: our Sunday morning coffees.

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Speaker 2: We will our Sunday morning coffee, which I don't even

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Speaker 2: know what word? Do you miss the word miss?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: We will miss our Sunday oh. And that's awful because

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Speaker 4: that's obviously a personal like, we love your Trish, We're

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Speaker 4: going to miss our Sunday morning coffee.

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Speaker 3: It is the most important world in the line, not

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Speaker 3: a joke that your dad did, because no, you know

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Speaker 3: he missed the word miss. No.

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Speaker 4: I see what you're doing there.

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Speaker 2: So now we've blamed dad.

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Speaker 3: Dad's blame the young kid, the intern that's worked at

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Speaker 3: the papers, and there's massive blow ups. We want the

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Speaker 3: four hundred and twenty dollars back. They're not giving it

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Speaker 3: back to us.

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Speaker 4: Well, you should get the four twenty. They're obviously using

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Speaker 4: the same people to do the spell check that they

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Speaker 4: do at the Daily Mail.

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Speaker 2: The kid might have been spoken a bit of four twenty.

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Speaker 2: Artie Trish would be devastated. We are asking you only

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Speaker 2: had one job.

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Speaker 3: We've actually had some great calls on this before.

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Speaker 2: I have a listen to these.

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Speaker 1: My husband had one job and that was to pick

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Speaker 1: our child up from netball training rain him a couple

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Speaker 1: of hours later. So everything goes, yeah, our dough's not

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Speaker 1: home yet.

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Speaker 4: I think you were meant to pick her up two

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Speaker 4: hours ago.

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Speaker 1: I had to be a candle boy at a wedding

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Speaker 1: in church.

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Speaker 3: My only job was to hold the candle.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: I threw up all over it broke the candle in arms.

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Speaker 1: I was going a pre seasonal mechanic and they said, look,

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Speaker 1: we're going to give you the job of moving the

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Speaker 1: brain new Kenworth truck and I reversed one into another,

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Speaker 1: and that bounced into another. So I crashed three brand

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Speaker 1: new trucks.

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Speaker 2: When you do it, you do it well, don't you

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Speaker 2: get it? Kim's given us a call from Ostril. You

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Speaker 2: only had one job, Kim, what happened?

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Speaker 1: So I got married. We needed two witnesses, which was

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Speaker 1: my mother and my mother in law. So that was organized,

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Speaker 1: and then at our rehearsal, the mother in law insisted

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Speaker 1: that her husband come up. So we signed the certificate

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Speaker 1: no worries, and then when we looked at it, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually now married to my husband and my father in

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Speaker 1: law sign he's so signed on the same line.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, so legally on a piece of paper, you are

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Speaker 3: married to your father in law.

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Speaker 1: Well on the certificate. Thank god. I'm hoping. I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: that the legal paper.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, isn't it. Just saw the signature and went, well,

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Speaker 2: I'll throw my name on that. Yeah, why not just

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Speaker 2: read it?

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Speaker 4: Put a little cross there.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be a joke every Christmas to where

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Speaker 2: he is.

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Speaker 3: Come and sit over here on my knee and whip

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Speaker 3: with Kate.

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