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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting In with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you we've been talking a lot about

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Speaker 2: the cost of getting around these days, and I never

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Speaker 2: thought a kebab would cost me one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: dollars what Let me explain the expensive hero husband move

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Speaker 2: I went for on Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: Was at fifteen and they put in an extra zero.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't it wasn't a mistake, right, It was the

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Speaker 2: cost of what I needed to do to make sure

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Speaker 2: that my wife was happy. And we've all been in

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Speaker 2: those situations where we've thought to ourselves, whatever I have

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Speaker 2: to do right now to make sure that I don't

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Speaker 2: hear anymore winging, I'm going to do it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking more about the winging hinge.

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Speaker 2: So we've been at lunch. We'd been at a fortieth.

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Speaker 2: It started at one o'clock in the afternoon, rolling, sit

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Speaker 2: down feast, all very lovely. Cut to eleven thirty at

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Speaker 2: night and it's I'm hungry. The hotel room didn't do

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Speaker 2: any food and we're out of town, but the main

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Speaker 2: street had one offering a kebab shop.

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Speaker 3: Now, don't get me wrong, at that time, when you

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Speaker 3: are so hungry, I would actually pay one hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars for a kebab.

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Speaker 1: There is nothing better.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing better.

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Speaker 1: You extra extra meat though, always extra extra.

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Speaker 3: I don't go garlic sauce as well, because I know

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Speaker 3: how I do horrific. It's going to be in about

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Speaker 3: six hours when you wake up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to care about anyone else.

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Speaker 1: Noither do I. I don't count what extra extra extra me.

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Speaker 2: You can still wrap that thing then stuff it in there.

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Speaker 2: So we walked down the street. We're marching down the

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Speaker 2: street and she's doing a whole lot of I'm hungry.

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Speaker 2: What is the hotel serf food? I'm going honey, were

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Speaker 2: you drunk of this stage? You got questions?

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Speaker 3: Eleven thirty regional town looking for one hundred and too

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Speaker 3: many massas all over at one o'clock star, Oh, we

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Speaker 3: perhas to drink if he has to go out of

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Speaker 3: the country anyway.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. So we get to the kebab shop.

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Speaker 2: There's a line all around the corner, all the way

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Speaker 2: around the corner, and there's a party on going down

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Speaker 2: the street and it's like it's a UNI scene. So

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Speaker 2: it's young people. I reckon average age nineteen, So these

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Speaker 2: kids are dancing. There's out in the front of this

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Speaker 2: other bar. There's decks on the street and having a

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Speaker 2: great time. And I'm looking at this que and I'm

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Speaker 2: standing at the back of it looking like daggy Dad,

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Speaker 2: you know, in machinos at eleven thirty at night and

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Speaker 2: a forty five minute wait for the kebab.

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Speaker 3: So no other kid was wearing a gampart, were.

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Speaker 2: Tucked into their gino with a beautiful loafer, and you

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Speaker 2: don't want any garlic sauce on your loafer. So I

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Speaker 2: said to Lisa, said, what are we going to do?

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Speaker 2: And I said, leave it with me. Walk straight to

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Speaker 2: the front of the line. And there's two girls there

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Speaker 2: who are up next. And I said to the girls, Hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to do this, but I think I've got

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Speaker 2: a plan that could work for both of us. What

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Speaker 2: if I was to buy your kebabs and I could

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Speaker 2: put my order in with you and then everybody wins.

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Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea. And she says, oh, you

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Speaker 1: would pay for kebabs the unique students. Yeah, I'll pay

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Speaker 1: for your kebabs. We can get that done and I'll

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Speaker 1: get the kebabs. So I ordered the kebabs and we

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Speaker 1: get them. So four kebabs paid for bang and I'm

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Speaker 1: back out on the street. I walk out with those

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Speaker 1: wrapped up in for your kebabs, one for me, one

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Speaker 1: for Lisa, like I have just won a gold medal,

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Speaker 1: like I'm kissing it and holding it.

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Speaker 2: In the air. It was extraordinary to see this chubby,

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Speaker 2: forty five middle aged man storming through past the crowd

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Speaker 2: with the kebab, like like it was a magic trick.

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Speaker 3: I'm still trying to work out four kebabs, aren't one hundred?

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Speaker 2: Haven't finished? Not finished. We sit down on the park benches.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of falling out of the kebab and we're

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Speaker 2: eating it. She turns to me and says, you know

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Speaker 2: I don't like lamb. Oh gosh, I'll tell your story

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Speaker 2: walk and Lida what you got my And then it

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Speaker 2: went into you got my coffee order wrong this morning.

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Speaker 2: We've been married for eleven years and I've never eaten

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Speaker 2: lamb in my life, and You've got me a lamb

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Speaker 2: kebab and I'm dancing around it because I'm still in

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Speaker 2: my moment of glory. I'm thinking I'm hero of the day.

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Speaker 2: What did you get and I said, honey, there's no

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Speaker 2: there's nothing else. There's no chicken, there's nothing else. I've

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Speaker 2: offered you food which you needed, and I've magically done it.

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Speaker 2: Straight to the front of the queue, she said, do

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Speaker 2: they have chips?

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Speaker 3: Don't do this to me?

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Speaker 2: So she said, could you just go and see if

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Speaker 2: they have chips? What there? I walked to the back

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Speaker 2: of the line again. I have a look, poked my

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Speaker 2: head around the corner like I'm indicating to overtake, and

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Speaker 2: I go straight to the front. I see one girl

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Speaker 2: and I go up and I say, Hey, if I

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Speaker 2: buy your kebab, can I put in an order for

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Speaker 2: chips now? She says, yeah, sure, But I'm with my

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Speaker 2: friends Tracy and Sharon, and I said, well, okay, I'll

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Speaker 2: buy them a kebab as well. So I buy another

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Speaker 2: three kebabs to buy the chips.

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Speaker 3: Hey, while I've got you guys, watch your non scientific

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Speaker 3: yardstick of whether someone's rich.

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