WEBVTT - DOUBLE BUBBLE THROAT GOAT 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:02.480 It's yours, Cooper, Yeah, and John's. 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:05.560 The floor is yours, ladies and gentlemen. Mister Rick Astley, 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:08.000 never gonna give, never give. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.640 If you you're feeling bettered beam because you've been on 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:12.280 your death. 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.760 I'll tell you what right to take a little Maddy 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:16.639 to the doctor. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:17.840 Little Maddie. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:20.919 It's like a little Wayne, little Nikki, little one. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.840 Last night he was going if thin and to the hospital. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:26.200 I was last night. 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.240 Really my throat was it? I was in agony throat. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.720 We'll get to that. You've lever down the garden path there, 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.920 but mate, well i'll tear how crook I was. When 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.000 do I ever miss work? Trish? Never? 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.040 Actually, to be fair, you're pretty good. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.360 Remember the time he had pneumonia and I made him 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.200 sleep on the floor. It was heated on the floor. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.680 Which show? Did you miss the like your Thursday night show? 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:47.720 That? 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.760 Or yeah he did? But I missed the radio Maddie 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.680 and Krop podcast this week? This week I just couldn't talk. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.440 I will I. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.960 Will say emotional and Jackal sound rational now talk about 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.520 missing the work? 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:00.320 I will say. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.520 Jackal attest to this as well, like I didn't a 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.720 lot of people in media, I think since I worked 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.680 with Carl sand Lands and saw how much he missed 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:14.160 work like wake off, and then it made me realize, geez, dad, 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.720 like even in your time, even doing Brecky Radio as well, 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.200 when you're doing Fox, you do your Sunday night or Thursday, 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.280 and I was like, you never really missed too much work. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.480 That's what they called me double duty Johnson. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.640 I think the most you missed was when you like 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.880 did the Olympics and Fletch hosted it. Yep, like in 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:31.560 terms of not doing your actual show, and the time 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.160 I got pneumonia twice, where I was just please give 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:34.800 me some pity. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.319 I got nothing. I was laying on the floor at 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.440 one point, laying out the back. Then you just took 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.479 me to the doctors and I laid on the I 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:46.240 was at the doctors by myself and guys on I'm looking. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:46.800 For some film. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:48.840 I always take you to the Doctor's your big baby, 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.480 stop pretending. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:53.120 Well today today he's not completely over it yet, because 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.120 today I don't know it's on my lip there, Jesus Christ, 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:57.320 what is on your lips? I don't know. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.200 It's a toothpaste, so a joke. No, it's like, is 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:00.760 it a joke. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:09.519 Huh, well today actually asked me to rub some rubby back, 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.880 which was which is a strange one to rub into 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.360 my father's back. He me and Jim brought back some 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:20.520 tiger balm from Thailand, sorry to immigration there, and I 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:21.640 was rubbing into his back. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:22.400 Does that help? 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.160 He was bent over the lounge in the front in 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.240 the dining room and the noises coming out of him. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:35.560 It was like, because yeah, drive, his son wasn't dry? 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:36.160 Did he did? 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:36.240 He? 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.080 Did he pummel your back? Because he had a chest thing? 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:39.560 So did you? 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:41.840 Did you pummel the bat? You do that with babies. 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:43.160 I used to have to do it with you a lot. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.320 It wasn't about removing the flame off the chest. It 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.480 was actually break it up. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.440 It was a muscula. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.120 It was about his spine because you got me to 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.399 rub it and then you were dead set. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.040 Honestly, just put one finger on it. It's like you're 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.720 touching it like a telephone. I was gonna make it's 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.200 I was moving your rock. Just press a little bit. 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.960 You could not have been less interested. It wasn't got 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.120 those big hands and just bush. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.760 Because Jack said Texi Hooy came over and Jack said 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.120 the noises coming out of you. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.600 It was like Jack. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.000 Felt so no, Jack just felt awkward because it was 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.520 like you were going and then Jack could say, am 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.520 I hurting you? And you look back over your shoulder, 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.040 kind of like that, like while you're arched over the catch, 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.119 you look back at your son while you're almost downward dog. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:29.600 You look back at him and go, no, it feels 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.000 so good. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:35.000 So it's lone behavior for him, Mum, keep going harder, harder. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:35.920 Well that's what they say. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:40.200 Kids sort of pick up tendencies from the parents. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.360 Take is that as you will. 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.880 I don't even know where you go with that anyway, MJ. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.360 You enough about my backside. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.280 Oh yeah, you and your hypochondriac for now. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:48.480 You. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.480 I actually listened to your Monday podcast. I don't usually 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:53.600 I just flicked it on the other day. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.440 I don't usually listen, however this time. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:57.640 Yeah, but you were. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.160 Backing me. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:05.640 That once Tricia the major hypochondriact and making big comparisons 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:09.800 with me and your brother. Yeah, enormous events. You and 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.119 him are so And you said that I'm a hypechondriac. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:16.800 I can't believe that holm I a hypochondriac. By telling 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.880 you that I think you have COVID because if you 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.800 dry cough. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.120 I know that was just it was something a little different. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.840 We're just sort of we're going down memory lane of 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.280 all the things that you've your ailments. You've said your 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:32.480 like cancer, Oh you always go back to the cancer. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:37.680 Cancer, very inconvenient. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.080 Let's put the cancer away from it. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.800 Nothing compares to you, though, Matthew. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:49.160 When I was when I was rushed to hospital hemorrhaging 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.279 because they had an ectopic pregnancy, which is when I 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:52.880 was pregnant. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:54.440 But the. 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.800 What do you mean after you the feed is to 0:04:58.880 --> 0:04:59.960 get stuck in YouTube. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.560 It can't survive and what happens at ruptures and the 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.919 mother can die like it you know baby for me? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.760 Yeah, you had another baby after me. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.120 Well I didn't have the baby obviously, he was stuck 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:14.200 in the tube the podcast. We rushed to hospital and 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.320 the doctor's there like and he's like, yeah, okay, I'm 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:20.000 getting getting you straight into surgery and are you comfortable 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.640 because it's very painful, and he's like to do it 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.200 and I'm like, no, no, okay, let's just get me 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:23.719 in there. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.280 And then make goes doc. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.280 Can you just have a look at my ankle because 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.280 he'd had ankle surgery a couple of weeks before. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.039 Do you reckon that's infected. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.160 They're pretty bad. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.400 It was like the. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.960 Biggest strongo, the dear doctor. Like I loved my obstetrician. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:45.039 He just looked at you and looked at me with 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.919 like pity and looked back at you with more disdain 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.279 and went, oh, no, I think it's okay. 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.520 It could could be. To be fair, he's an obstetrician. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:57.120 He's used to looking at vaginas. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:04.520 That like father like son. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.839 Yes, yeah, okay, I'll give okay, I'll give you that one. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.080 I'll give you that one. You'll give you cancer. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:11.839 You can have cancer. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.279 You've had that many things to do, give that many 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.640 things removed from your body, like gall bladders. 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.680 I don't have a gall bladder, I don't one tube. No, 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.200 I have my appendix. I want to get rid of 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.279 it because I don't like. I don't like excess. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:26.239 Just calls she gets rid of stuff. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:32.640 So she gets her weight down my boobs rather than 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.880 rather than hard work and exercise, said, you know what, 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.440 I want to get down to sixty kekes. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.159 She goes. She just gets you removed, take out the 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.360 small intestine. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.640 My right, my right arm, I said, but then you 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.120 have to lean over your left to me. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.680 Sorry, Yeah, that's not cool. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:50.400 That's why I stop it. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:56.760 You know I've got tennis elbow. I do, and the 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.280 hypochondriac continue. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:00.719 True. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:01.960 Do you feel good today? 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:02.240 I do? 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.400 Actually, because you've been like you've nearly been. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:05.120 I've been worried about you. 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.120 I was going to call a therapist last week. How 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:08.920 you've been with the whole building and everything. 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.400 Yeah, I'm with you. I must say this week. You've 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.040 really come in to your own this week, because even 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.200 even with the build last week, you were coming to 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.680 a bit of a rough week, shall we say. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.600 I had a lot of choices. I stepped any decisions. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:21.560 I stepped up on that. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:24.320 You've been so good, Matthew. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.200 You said, hey, listen, don't worry about it. Whatever it takes. 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.680 We went and had a look at. What we look at. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.840 It was shades of the ninety seven Grand Final. Remember 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.000 when you talked about what Chief or Sarge said and 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.400 you you cried that time. 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:38.280 It's shades of that. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:39.800 He got up the leader of the family at the 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.920 dinner table. He said, we need to look after our 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.640 maidie because she's not She's not herself. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.679 Well you know what it helped when I had some sleep. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.640 Yeah, no one functions cry. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.440 Unfortunately, when she showed me the invoice. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:52.800 Is it expensive? 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:53.760 It's not cheap. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.000 I was going to say, a. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.680 Couple of couple of Fletchers old teammates working here, the 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:02.119 yak And and Pauly Curi. 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:03.560 Did you play against these fellows? 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:04.880 Yes, I did both of them. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:05.280 How do you go? 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:07.080 Yeah? 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:11.320 They Yeah, they're pretty impressed. I saw when they saw 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:16.800 me that there was urine just running. Yeah, please don't take. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:23.200 Us on should I'm quite in love with our builders. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.040 How about their work? 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.000 I think last two days I went up early and 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.600 then I come back and they are like literally like, 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:31.680 come back with my coffee. They're into it. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.640 Oh, they're into it. There's poles gone, there's beings. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:40.120 Are Polish people, yeah, thank you Polish people leaving here? 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.880 How Italian or great? 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:44.880 The Lebanese builders man. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.000 They and Italians we've got to mix here. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:51.160 It's awesome, mate. We just were united nations. You don't 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.080 discriminate against anyway. Please come all come. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:59.960 In excellent And we went to their twenty years anniversary party. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.880 We moved in quick. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.520 Yeah, I know, didn't we it wasn't. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.920 Our timing exceptional top five Johns on the way. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.640 The game that I said, it was almost like you're 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.360 not signing to the club, and suddenly you're in the 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.120 super Bowl. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.520 In the exactly in the Grand Fire. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:16.200 Fresh Hey, you had an introductionary question as well. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:21.360 Trishy, Oh am, I okay, you're amazing at person on 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:26.080 your left. The person on your left a hypochondriac, and 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.720 if you say so, you must give evidence. Now, Cooper, 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:33.199 I'm going to start with you. You are the entire opposite 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.640 of a hypochondriac. And I can justify this with some 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.360 evidence and Jack will back me up. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:39.599 Hypochondriact. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.679 What's the opposite of hyper contract someone who tough, someone 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.360 who like doesn't sort of takes problem seriously. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.000 I guess no, no, just doesn't. 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.760 Like you've got a paint, You've got a high pain threshold, 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:53.080 and you you don't. 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:56.600 You don't WINCH, you don't WINCH. So, oh gosh, were 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:57.560 you in primary skill? 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:02.400 Yeah, appendix, Oh yeah, you're telling the story. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.440 True shit, But where you're in prim school or high school? 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.959 It would have been high school, sir. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:10.760 Okay, So I was quite young and one day we're 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:11.920 in the car and he said, oh, Mom, I've got 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.800 this pain in my side here and I went, okay. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.640 I didn't think too much of it because he didn't 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.760 make a big deal of it. And I said, okay, well, 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.280 just give an eye on that and let me know 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.800 if it gets worse or if it's still there, because 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.040 that's where your appendix is. 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:24.839 And he's like, okay. 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.520 Two weeks later, we're sitting in front of the fire 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.839 before school one day. In two weeks two weeks later. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:31.920 I was just reinforcing it. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.600 Two weeks could have been three possible, and it was. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.559 And he goes, oh, this is still hurting. And I went, oh, 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.800 my god, is that's still hurting? And I realized it's 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:41.280 like and. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:44.480 You're an idiot. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:52.560 You are to have put into the eye of your penis, I. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.439 Know, for the sensation of your fingers there once again, 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:57.880 we'll take the worm. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.240 And at it surprised you. Fun fact about Matt few 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:01.440 is he's actually had. 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:04.400 That before were in his penis. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.600 There's a there was something in the day where something 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.839 popped up. Someone had an X ray a nurse and 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.960 put it on social media of a client that came 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:14.320 in client, a patient that came in and they'd they'd 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:18.280 gone ahead and put a I believe it was a 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:22.520 silk worm. No, no, I believe it was the coat 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.680 hanging be straight and put it down the urethra to 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:29.040 try it for pleasure. People do that quite a bit pleasure. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.320 I don't know. You say this stuff all the time, 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:31.719 like you. 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:36.079 Know, the penis as such, like that's you like eurestro 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:37.120 Like what are they doing? 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.800 Yep, I've heard of that before. That quite a bit. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.640 Jesus sweet. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.000 Whenever anyone says anything like, oh, you know, you know 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.880 they walked in, these firefighters get called and there's someone 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.599 sitting on the door knob of their doors and I 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:51.920 don't know how I slipped and fell on that. Dad 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.559 always just climes yeah, because I've heard that story. But 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.000 Dad always will chime in and back it up. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:57.240 Mate. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.719 That happens all the time, and I have to call 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.080 you out. You don't know if it happens all the time. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.559 I read were rolling pizza die. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.040 Have you ever seen the Jackass? The Jackass did one 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.840 in the early two thousands, and then when they were 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.320 doing the TV shows where they got Chris Pontius or 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.160 Bam Madeira, they got him to put a toy car 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.280 up his rectum. They put it up like they looped 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:22.760 it up and put it in a condom and put 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.439 it up, and then they sent him to the GP 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:30.880 to get an extra remember that, And yeah, the GP 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.040 was like, what has happened here? Just he had acted 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.160 so clue. It's like he had just to deny. I 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:37.199 don't know how it got there. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:38.720 That is really good. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:39.480 I remember that. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.640 Yeah, sorry, back to the ectopic appendix. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.160 Yeah, so I'm not a hyper contract. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.559 You're saying, no, you're the opposite of a hyper contract. Yeah, 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:50.240 I would never accuse you of that. And yeah, so 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.079 I took him after the doctors and sure enough, Yeah, 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:53.520 appendix appendix. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.400 Out that day story is done. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.000 I was more of my jack attack. I wouldn't. 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.280 He's a hypochondriac in some areas, but not like with 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.360 pain and stuff like that. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.960 It doesn't do well with a cold, is he not? 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.160 Yeah, but that's man for real pain. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:10.760 He's very very He's tough. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:11.160 In that sense. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.640 Yeah, there are some things that just flusters him sometimes 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.560 and he may make a larger issue out of it, 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.400 but no, overall, like he's probably a half hyperchondriac. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.920 Yeah, I'll take that Okay, what are we doing with 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.679 John's hypercorn Jack? 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:28.440 Well, well, it's hard because when you have certain things 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.400 I've seen you, you know, you might be of the 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.839 same cloth. To be fair, Matthew, you're a bit of 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.640 half as well. But in fairness you are very good, 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.960 like as Cooper said, you soldier on well, like you 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.240 get on with it. In fairness, though, you do treat 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.199 yourself horrendously, like the first day you're sick. For instance, 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.559 here you went Jimmy trained in the gym and it's 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.680 like freaking fifteen degrees at the moment, Like, you know 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:51.200 what's funny. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.960 I think he's jim He's gymmed every day. Even yesterday. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:55.120 He was like not. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.760 Today obviously, but you have to a podcast. But like 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.320 yesterday you were like, oh man, I'm so I'm so crooked. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:02.920 And then like an hour later you came back from 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.080 gym and you're like a giddy little school like skipped 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:06.240 in like it. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:09.680 Was like it does it's good for his head and 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.480 his body. No, he said to me, you say, look. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.160 My back's a bit tiright. I'm just gonna go and 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.760 move it. Okay, go move it, baby. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.440 I will say this. I matched on three weeks in 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.600 a row playing with a broken cheekbone once. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.720 Wow, that was because you didn't want to miss any 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.800 of the games exactly. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.440 You're still bitch and wine at all. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.240 Well, and then I got the operation done and that 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.120 afternoon drink. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.920 Yeah wow, you are an inspiration everyone. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:43.840 That's why Matt never complains about being unwell becoose. He 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:48.120 doesn't want to miss out on any party time, just 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:48.840 like the time. 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.680 Yeah, oh the lip your lip was hanging on. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:53.840 Yeah, we've told this story. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.680 And he didn't want to have to go to that 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.960 hospital because like then he wouldn't be able to go 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:58.680 out for a beer. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.360 Could I just say something, right, just change the subject 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.560 for one minute. I'm a little consumed with the house, 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.760 the house next door to us, Bob, the next house. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:11.960 My god, amazing people. I noticed there's cameras in the house, 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.840 and they have cameras at their place to make sure 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:18.320 you know there's breaking in. I was laying in bed 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.160 today and I looked up. There's camera in your room 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:22.960 and I think there's a camera in. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:27.400 I think that's the remote for the fan mate. 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.880 Okay, thank god, what you thought? 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.120 Were actually freaking. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.800 Oh yeah, I just you know, didn't want them to sort. 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.120 Of what were they saying? 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:40.080 Realistically, you're not doing anything worth watching, you know what 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:43.200 I mean? My my wall back on your my my 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:44.480 wall back your mums. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.040 It's awfully quite in there. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.360 Well, the thing is all the action happens with my 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.760 mum's not in the room. That's what I'm saying, right, Yeah, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:58.760 solo mission, Han solo, literally, Han solo. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.880 Can you I threw up the throat goat before? Can 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:04.680 you tell the people the story of what happened? 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.680 Because you come home and told me you apparently you 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.080 didn't know what the term throatcoat gained. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:14.160 So the genesis of when I heard the term throat 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.080 goat is when you and all your mates went up 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.160 to the hunta valley and Dad organized a bus and 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.440 made of his who was the driver, Sternie Sternie, And 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.040 you said to the boards, you said, you said, to 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.800 the boys, this is Sternie. He is the throat goat. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.160 Now you said, I don't know. I just felt right, 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.800 I just did it. So I thought, yeah, okay, it's 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.280 a good term, like throat goat, like it's the gat, 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.200 but he's the throat goat. Yeah, And I just thought 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.560 it was a right. I thought that's I thought that 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.440 was it. And so I've said it to people at 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.040 the time, like throat goat. I've had a few strange looks. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.040 But last week in sen it really dawned on me 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.040 because what had happened. We've got our audio technician who's 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:54.920 an Ecuadorian, Raoul, and Raoul was over the moon. Ecuador 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:58.200 had really had some really great performances in the fifth 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.840 World Cup, and we're going, mate, rolled at the call 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.840 of the goal, go the boys goal, roll all you 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.000 the goat. You're the goat, And I thought I'll throw 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.040 it in. I said, roll all you are the throat? 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:12.760 Got right, and everything just went starlight and they were 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.119 and I said, okay, let's go to all break and 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.480 I'm there going eight. Are you serious? They said, well, 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.919