WEBVTT - Bonus: Post Breakup Stories

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<v Speaker 1>Guys breakups.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to take you to State Parliament where the

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<v Speaker 2>Liberal Party has revealed a new leader. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>Brad Baton. He was the leader of the Liberal Party.

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<v Speaker 2>It is now Jess Wilson. Brad Baton.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, he's I wouldn't say he's salty.

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<v Speaker 3>But did he get yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he did.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that patch where if you were a PM,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll just get Kevin like Malcolm Turnbull. They were just

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<v Speaker 4>they went down well for Brad.

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<v Speaker 2>The wolves were circling because they were lagging in the polls.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, they've got a new leader now.

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<v Speaker 2>But Brad Baton, post break up with the Liberal Liberal Party,

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<v Speaker 2>having been dumped, his leader went and got inked.

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<v Speaker 1>He went and got a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, like a mid life crisis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on his right arm.

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<v Speaker 2>It reads in beautiful cursive text cel avi advance, which

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<v Speaker 2>is French for that's life.

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<v Speaker 3>Move on, wow, move on quite big.

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<v Speaker 5>That's that's a big tat.

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<v Speaker 6>He's actually got a few tats reminded of the breakup.

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<v Speaker 5>Was about to say, do you ever get a tat off

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<v Speaker 5>a breakup?

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<v Speaker 3>Not a breakup? What would you want to remember that exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's bad business. Get them when you're happy, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know that takes back to a beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 5>Off with his arm. Sorry, you take the armor. The poets.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy we're talking about that's got Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's it's a bit tragic.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't It's a I think a breakup just tragic.

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<v Speaker 4>You ever you ever look back at photos after a

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<v Speaker 4>break up and go, I was at my best?

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<v Speaker 3>What the little breakup weight loss?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That little patch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, sure looking for I'm like, look at me, I

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<v Speaker 5>had hair. Look at that luscious hair because we're younger

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<v Speaker 5>on that thin body.

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<v Speaker 6>God, if I got something. Yeah, imagine if we got

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<v Speaker 6>dumped now we look at the photos.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, not time should have stayed together. Breakfast radio is

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<v Speaker 3>aging me.

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<v Speaker 6>Dogy is like seriously, when I got dumped from Kiss,

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<v Speaker 6>I looked great. And then I started here and I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, I look great in our like our promo phone.

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<v Speaker 6>They're gonna have to use those promo photos for the

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<v Speaker 6>rest of.

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<v Speaker 5>My We're Troy in marketing. I wanted four year heads

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<v Speaker 5>up before we.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to do Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need a shred, So.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me some of that the ZIMPI going around the pine,

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<v Speaker 4>Give me the pin.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we just got dumped and then we got we

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<v Speaker 3>looked great.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember I came around to your place. You didn't see

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<v Speaker 4>me in months and I came around. You're like, God,

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<v Speaker 4>I thank you now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, rapid, you're too comfortable, comfortable, you're very happy.

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<v Speaker 5>Should we get over to shaft?

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if we had got dumb from there and cold,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get tattooed. I would never and what are we

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<v Speaker 3>going to do? Look at everyone? Remember the time we.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that a kiss tat which says.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you would with the lips?

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<v Speaker 7>Na?

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<v Speaker 3>No thanks, nay.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty I'll tell you there are a few other things,

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<v Speaker 2>a few other things I would have tattooed before center.

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<v Speaker 1>Never again.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty four ten is down number Later? What did you

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<v Speaker 4>do after a breakou?

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<v Speaker 7>Ever?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you did you buy a convertible? Was there a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sports and I didn't even have a breakup?

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<v Speaker 4>Third a twenty four ten is down number? What did

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<v Speaker 4>you do after a breakup? Did you go purchase a

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<v Speaker 4>sports car?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you go to an Eat Love prey holiday?

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<v Speaker 5>Head to Turkey? Didn't you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I went to La for five days on my own.

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<v Speaker 5>Really on your own? Were you lonely?

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<v Speaker 3>Nope, I was not.

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<v Speaker 5>I was exhausted from not being lonely.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I had that good looking breakup.

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<v Speaker 5>Clock thirty twenty four ten is down up and joined

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<v Speaker 5>us on the air. We are talking breakups.

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<v Speaker 6>What did you do after a breakup? Did you get

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<v Speaker 6>a tattoo? Did you buy a sports car? Did you

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<v Speaker 6>move to the other side of the world. Did you

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<v Speaker 6>have a revenge lover that happens to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Censored yourself? Have revenge romance?

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<v Speaker 3>Did have a revenge romane?

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<v Speaker 5>One hour romance for.

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<v Speaker 3>A revenge romance? As as soon as.

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<v Speaker 1>They walk out the door, Yeah, well straight to one

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<v Speaker 1>six one.

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<v Speaker 5>I broke up with the long term girlfriend. We're living

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<v Speaker 5>in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't have a revenge romance if you're the one

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<v Speaker 3>that does the dumping.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well that'll stop my story.

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<v Speaker 3>What you broke up with someone, and then.

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<v Speaker 4>We broke up, and then no, no, no, and then Jesus,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a revenge And then lou my now wife, came

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<v Speaker 4>over about six hours later.

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<v Speaker 1>Six hours.

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<v Speaker 4>There was no overlap rebound, but the marriage, so it

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<v Speaker 4>was worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did your ex girl friend? No, it only took six

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<v Speaker 3>hours for you to move on.

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<v Speaker 5>No, unless she's a podcaster, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>That was was it Tracy that you loved?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>We are talking breakups. What did you do after one?

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<v Speaker 8>I had a four week trip planned and booked to

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<v Speaker 8>go to Europe and then never came home.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Marcher?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, sold the car, quit the job and just go

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<v Speaker 8>on the return flight.

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<v Speaker 3>So how long?

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<v Speaker 1>Two years?

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<v Speaker 3>Where'd you go?

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<v Speaker 8>Was based in London, but just traveled around Europe as

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<v Speaker 8>well in love? No, I didn't fall in but came

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<v Speaker 8>back and actually got back with the married.

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<v Speaker 5>Doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you need a little.

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<v Speaker 6>Halftime, brain take it, take a break, I'll put on

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<v Speaker 6>your e Well that worked well for you, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Breaks as good as a holiday.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes, sometimes change as good as a holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you don't get back together. Do you say that

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<v Speaker 3>to what?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's twenty four but joined us on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Marrion in Ringwood. What did you do after a breakup?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>I shaved my hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's that's given your head?

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<v Speaker 5>Really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Completely pulpleet midlife crissis.

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<v Speaker 8>Apparently you're only a real woman.

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<v Speaker 9>If you have long hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what someone what they said.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you went full scenad O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't go Fullcinado O'Connor.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you love it? Was it like liberating?

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<v Speaker 8>It looked like a bowling ball?

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<v Speaker 6>Actually you Oh my, it turns out he's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you regret it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 9>Not for what second?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my.

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<v Speaker 9>To get rid of people?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, See you dull This bowling ball is done.

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<v Speaker 1>With turtles, all right? Caroline? Hello, Hello, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 7>Well?

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<v Speaker 9>I melted down all the jewlry he'd ever given me,

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<v Speaker 9>and I burnt my wedding dress in a walk.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>It was raining outside, so I just needed to do it.

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<v Speaker 9>So I just got the walk out, ruined my wof

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<v Speaker 9>but I did lock and all was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you put oil in it? Like? Did you cook it?

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<v Speaker 5>Or you just know?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm trying it with the line and it wouldn't go up.

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<v Speaker 9>So I threw a bit of alcohol on it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's to burn down.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh look, it sort of went up in really big flames.

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<v Speaker 9>And I was a bit worried that Mark in the

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<v Speaker 9>house down. But it was a fabulous ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you home alone when you did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Full crisis territory and how how'd you feel after fabulous?

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<v Speaker 9>And did you I phoned a friend and said, you

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<v Speaker 9>know what you just missed out on photo?

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<v Speaker 3>Did she say you're mad?

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<v Speaker 1>Karen?

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<v Speaker 6>And did you tell the next husband that's what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Did you send him a video of it being burned

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<v Speaker 6>to smitherins?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Just did it for you? Even better.

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<v Speaker 9>For me?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you melted down all the joy. Did you

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<v Speaker 3>make like a nice piece?

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<v Speaker 9>No, it ended up in the tip.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you do that in the walk?

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<v Speaker 7>Too?

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<v Speaker 5>Was ruined from the dress, Remember the.

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<v Speaker 9>Work was ruined? No? Sorry the jewelry I turned into

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<v Speaker 9>a bangle.

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<v Speaker 3>That bangle. Good on you, Caroline. That's an amazing story.

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<v Speaker 7>Well done, Thank you for being I love the people

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<v Speaker 7>that listen to this show because you know what, You're

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<v Speaker 7>all as cooked as after Jason Lauren Lauren wake up

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<v Speaker 7>feeling good following them on the Socials