1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:07,801 Speaker 1: Approache production. 2 00:00:10,561 --> 00:00:12,921 Speaker 2: On this episode of We Will Always. 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,441 Speaker 1: Have Is that what? I? 4 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:15,881 Speaker 2: Oh? 5 00:00:15,921 --> 00:00:17,281 Speaker 1: I love it already. 6 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:23,161 Speaker 3: I absolutely frock for this this. 7 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's do the unveiling. 8 00:00:28,961 --> 00:00:32,081 Speaker 4: Hi, it's Christian here and armed with my best mate, 9 00:00:32,561 --> 00:00:36,121 Speaker 4: best mate, oh a mate, Chrissy. We've decided to take 10 00:00:36,281 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 4: this season of We Will Always Have to camera. Christy 11 00:00:38,801 --> 00:00:40,281 Speaker 4: and I are going to do a bunch of things. 12 00:00:40,681 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 4: God knows what they are. I mean, you're about to 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,521 Speaker 4: find out. It's probably mostly yelling and screaming and then 14 00:00:45,521 --> 00:00:48,201 Speaker 4: discussing a bunch of random topics. Christy and I keep 15 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:53,121 Speaker 4: ourselves entertained and hopefully you enjoy what the hell this is? 16 00:00:53,561 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 4: We will Always Have camera. Let's go to Women's Day 17 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,921 Speaker 4: in nineteen seventy two where people would write in and 18 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:05,761 Speaker 4: someone called Kate Sam Perry would respond. Now this is 19 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:08,081 Speaker 4: pre internet. I think this is sort of like an 20 00:01:08,121 --> 00:01:12,961 Speaker 4: early Dolly doctor. This one is dear Kate. I'm worried 21 00:01:12,961 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 4: out of my mind. My husband went away twelve months 22 00:01:15,961 --> 00:01:18,841 Speaker 4: ago with a woman who had a bad reputation. She 23 00:01:19,081 --> 00:01:22,961 Speaker 4: red flag she was married, and I begged her to 24 00:01:23,081 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 4: let him come home, but she just laughed at me. 25 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: Oh red flag, what the fuck? 26 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,281 Speaker 4: When she is tired of him, I know she will 27 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:32,961 Speaker 4: walk out on him as she did to her own husband. 28 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,961 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I want. 29 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,121 Speaker 4: Him to come home as he's not paying any maintenance 30 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:41,001 Speaker 4: and I find it very hard to manage. They are 31 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 4: living in Brisbane and I have thought of writing to him, 32 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,401 Speaker 4: but I know she would not give him my letter. 33 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,361 Speaker 4: I think she's the one who's stopping him from paying 34 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,761 Speaker 4: me maintenance. Please tell me what to do as I'm 35 00:01:52,761 --> 00:01:54,921 Speaker 4: mad with worry. You can print my name on the 36 00:01:55,001 --> 00:01:57,561 Speaker 4: chance he might see it and write to me. He 37 00:01:57,681 --> 00:02:00,721 Speaker 4: knows my address. If she were better looking than me, 38 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,801 Speaker 4: I could understand him going. 39 00:02:02,641 --> 00:02:05,001 Speaker 2: Away away as a dig. 40 00:02:05,161 --> 00:02:07,441 Speaker 4: Please advise from m Godfrey. 41 00:02:08,321 --> 00:02:10,881 Speaker 5: See this is really difficult for me because I think 42 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 5: back to nineteen seventy two. 43 00:02:12,561 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: I was two years old, right. 44 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:16,721 Speaker 5: I don't think they had family payments at that stage 45 00:02:16,841 --> 00:02:19,081 Speaker 5: or single parent pensions, so. 46 00:02:19,201 --> 00:02:21,601 Speaker 1: Technically he's left that family. 47 00:02:21,361 --> 00:02:22,641 Speaker 2: So child support isn't the thing. 48 00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:24,641 Speaker 1: Not that nineteen seventy two. 49 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 5: Let's have a look, Hey, Siri, when did child benefits 50 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,081 Speaker 5: single mother pensions become available in Australia. 51 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: I found this on the web for when did child 52 00:02:35,721 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: what have I done? I turned it off? How do 53 00:02:38,841 --> 00:02:39,281 Speaker 1: I do that? 54 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,361 Speaker 2: How do I do that? 55 00:02:43,401 --> 00:02:47,401 Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, Suri, you have to do it again? Hey Siri? 56 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 5: When did child payments and a single mother pension become 57 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,281 Speaker 5: available in Australia. 58 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,201 Speaker 1: Let's have a look. It's just loading. 59 00:02:58,081 --> 00:03:01,001 Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't think that's right and saying twenty 60 00:03:01,161 --> 00:03:02,641 Speaker 5: twenty four that's not right. 61 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:05,001 Speaker 2: Just as chat GBT. Oh yes, why do you go 62 00:03:05,201 --> 00:03:05,641 Speaker 2: to Suri? 63 00:03:06,081 --> 00:03:07,761 Speaker 1: Well, because I'm so used to Sui. 64 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 4: And then serious, so shit, I'm giggling that for you 65 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,681 Speaker 4: now said no, just get your AI shit together. 66 00:03:13,881 --> 00:03:15,481 Speaker 1: Oh my skills are lacking? 67 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:30,081 Speaker 5: Pensions become available in Australia. What Yeah, all right, here 68 00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:33,881 Speaker 5: we go. Chat's just having a think. Okay, when was 69 00:03:33,921 --> 00:03:34,361 Speaker 5: that letter? 70 00:03:34,641 --> 00:03:36,121 Speaker 2: It was to be nineteen seventy two. 71 00:03:36,361 --> 00:03:40,361 Speaker 5: Okay in Australia, the first dedicated pension for single mothers 72 00:03:40,441 --> 00:03:42,481 Speaker 5: was introduced in nineteen seventy three. 73 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,961 Speaker 1: So there you go. Whitlan brought that in? 74 00:03:46,401 --> 00:03:48,561 Speaker 2: Oh good on him, God, he brought in a lot. 75 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,881 Speaker 1: He did what medicare didn't he? 76 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:51,881 Speaker 2: What's your advice? 77 00:03:52,601 --> 00:03:52,761 Speaker 3: Oh? 78 00:03:52,801 --> 00:03:54,361 Speaker 1: Red flags got dumpers ass? 79 00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:56,801 Speaker 4: Well, no, she wants him to pay maintenance. Well she 80 00:03:56,841 --> 00:03:59,081 Speaker 4: can't get a hold of him. She wants him to 81 00:03:59,121 --> 00:04:01,161 Speaker 4: pay essentially chance support. 82 00:04:00,881 --> 00:04:03,361 Speaker 5: Which he should be but obviously he's not going to 83 00:04:03,561 --> 00:04:07,721 Speaker 5: he's in another relationship, potentially with another child. No, i'd 84 00:04:07,761 --> 00:04:11,521 Speaker 5: be off your fuck and just making sure you just 85 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,201 Speaker 5: get in there, and I'm. 86 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:14,361 Speaker 2: Interested to see what Kate says. 87 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,921 Speaker 4: She says, I think that for your own peace of mind, 88 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:20,441 Speaker 4: you should be realistic. Accept the fact that if your 89 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 4: husband wanted to come back to you, no one could 90 00:04:23,161 --> 00:04:25,481 Speaker 4: keep him away. Of course, if he becomes tired of 91 00:04:25,521 --> 00:04:27,561 Speaker 4: his girlfriend or she of him, he may want to 92 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,401 Speaker 4: return to you. Then it will be up to you 93 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,921 Speaker 4: to decide what to do. But do you want him 94 00:04:31,921 --> 00:04:33,721 Speaker 4: back only because you want a meal ticket? 95 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,161 Speaker 1: You know your ticket? Who was that a meal ticket? 96 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,401 Speaker 1: Having finances? What's a real child? 97 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:39,681 Speaker 4: What? 98 00:04:40,521 --> 00:04:40,961 Speaker 2: Meal? Ticke? 99 00:04:41,121 --> 00:04:43,001 Speaker 1: Is easy street having someone? 100 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:45,401 Speaker 4: Isn't it because you want easy street? Yeah? 101 00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:47,361 Speaker 2: I think you're right. That seems well. 102 00:04:47,361 --> 00:04:48,401 Speaker 1: You can fuck all the way off. 103 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:51,401 Speaker 4: In order to obtain maintenance, you will have to take 104 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,561 Speaker 4: out an order against him. To do this, go to 105 00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:57,601 Speaker 4: the clerk of the court and tell him the facts. 106 00:04:57,921 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 4: Your husband will be obliged by law to pay so much. 107 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,761 Speaker 4: But I would find him first, but I would not 108 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:06,561 Speaker 4: press him to come home, as you say, he knows 109 00:05:06,601 --> 00:05:08,921 Speaker 4: your address and would nowhere to go if he wanted 110 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:11,041 Speaker 4: to show a little healthy spirit. 111 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:11,601 Speaker 2: What. 112 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:15,681 Speaker 4: No, you'll find it's a better weapon than good looks. 113 00:05:16,641 --> 00:05:20,601 Speaker 4: What I mean, that's a tough situation for someone to 114 00:05:20,681 --> 00:05:24,401 Speaker 4: be like, how was it tough? She's worried, she's worried, 115 00:05:24,401 --> 00:05:27,481 Speaker 4: and then oh, and then she'll toss him aside, then 116 00:05:27,521 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 4: he'll come home. 117 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:31,641 Speaker 5: So you're saying that this man is left for over 118 00:05:31,721 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 5: a year with another woman who's also married. Yes, left 119 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 5: her with a child, unable to potentially put food on 120 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 5: the table because she may not work, she needs stay 121 00:05:42,561 --> 00:05:46,441 Speaker 5: at home mum, she may need her parents maybe supporting 122 00:05:46,481 --> 00:05:49,841 Speaker 5: her or something, or she's working and trying to make 123 00:05:49,961 --> 00:05:51,921 Speaker 5: ends meet, and then she wants them back. 124 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:53,481 Speaker 1: Oh, you can fuck all the way else. 125 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:55,961 Speaker 2: How do you talk to someone like that down from 126 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:56,521 Speaker 2: the tree. 127 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:59,401 Speaker 1: See, I'm very black and white with stuff like that. 128 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,561 Speaker 5: And some women they will bring them back time and 129 00:06:02,601 --> 00:06:04,601 Speaker 5: time again, back into the family fold. 130 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:06,681 Speaker 1: And then I will do it again and they'll bring 131 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:09,921 Speaker 1: the no, like no. 132 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,241 Speaker 4: How it's not really going to help the situation. 133 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 5: Well, they need to realize that their worth is so 134 00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:18,001 Speaker 5: much more than what he is able to provide. 135 00:06:18,161 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 4: I think Max would be really good at getting to 136 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,481 Speaker 4: the what brings you in this. 137 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:25,241 Speaker 2: Psychologist. 138 00:06:25,401 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 4: He'd be able to get in there and work out 139 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,041 Speaker 4: why does she want him back? 140 00:06:29,481 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 2: And then it's working out. 141 00:06:30,481 --> 00:06:33,041 Speaker 5: Okay, Well, well I'll tell you why she wants him 142 00:06:33,081 --> 00:06:36,561 Speaker 5: back because she's sketches of being on her own. She's thinking, 143 00:06:36,601 --> 00:06:38,641 Speaker 5: how is anybody else going to want to take on 144 00:06:38,961 --> 00:06:42,281 Speaker 5: another man's child, who's going to be able to support us? 145 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:42,801 Speaker 2: Yes? 146 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,121 Speaker 5: Well that opens up in nineteen seventy two, a whole 147 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,361 Speaker 5: bloody gamut of stuff. If you were to do that 148 00:06:49,521 --> 00:06:54,121 Speaker 5: this day and age, right, I just think to myself, babes, 149 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,881 Speaker 5: you know you're worth so much more than what this 150 00:06:56,921 --> 00:06:58,041 Speaker 5: person's able to offer. 151 00:06:58,081 --> 00:06:58,241 Speaker 3: You. 152 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 5: Go out there, make a good life for you and 153 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,001 Speaker 5: your child. 154 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,441 Speaker 2: And how does someone do that? Well? 155 00:07:04,561 --> 00:07:07,561 Speaker 5: Most people work now, not a lot of stay at 156 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:11,961 Speaker 5: home mums because it's so bloody expensive to live, so 157 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:13,761 Speaker 5: they're going to have to find a way to make 158 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:18,721 Speaker 5: some additional money side hustle or you know, part time employment. 159 00:07:19,401 --> 00:07:21,601 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be having them back, no way. 160 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:24,001 Speaker 2: But I can understand way you'd be like, oh, just 161 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:24,881 Speaker 2: bring it back in. 162 00:07:25,241 --> 00:07:25,601 Speaker 1: All right. 163 00:07:25,641 --> 00:07:28,921 Speaker 5: Say, for instance, one of your besties right was in 164 00:07:28,921 --> 00:07:32,601 Speaker 5: a relationship had a child. Then the guy topped off 165 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:36,361 Speaker 5: is off, is out yep, and she's in tears. You're 166 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:40,001 Speaker 5: spending time with her, you're supporting her, you're helping her, 167 00:07:40,641 --> 00:07:42,641 Speaker 5: and then she has them come back into the house. 168 00:07:42,721 --> 00:07:45,281 Speaker 4: So I'd be so annoyed if I was helping her 169 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:49,201 Speaker 4: though there's a resource there. Maybe I'm taking your approach 170 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:52,441 Speaker 4: too coldly, whereas you're like, no, all. 171 00:07:52,441 --> 00:07:53,241 Speaker 2: Right, I'm going home now. 172 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:58,201 Speaker 4: That's not helpful because obviously that person's gonna hear you saying, oh, 173 00:07:58,241 --> 00:07:59,041 Speaker 4: you're worth more than that. 174 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:00,201 Speaker 2: But then what do they do? 175 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,521 Speaker 5: Have you all their big girl unders on and they 176 00:08:03,601 --> 00:08:06,921 Speaker 5: get up and they start living their life for their 177 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:10,441 Speaker 5: child and themselves and building a new life without the 178 00:08:10,481 --> 00:08:10,841 Speaker 5: fuck with. 179 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:16,361 Speaker 1: Yes, But how how would you not. You've got to 180 00:08:16,361 --> 00:08:16,881 Speaker 1: work at it. 181 00:08:16,961 --> 00:08:20,561 Speaker 5: You've got to find people to help your support with childcare, 182 00:08:20,561 --> 00:08:21,521 Speaker 5: if you've got to work. 183 00:08:21,321 --> 00:08:24,321 Speaker 1: At night or during the day, or you. 184 00:08:24,201 --> 00:08:26,321 Speaker 5: Know, we've got things in place for her to go 185 00:08:26,361 --> 00:08:27,881 Speaker 5: and get the single parents. 186 00:08:27,601 --> 00:08:30,921 Speaker 1: Pension, which I'm very happy to pay people for. 187 00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:34,441 Speaker 5: But look, I'm sorry, life's too short to be in 188 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:39,161 Speaker 5: a relationship where somebody is going off with somebody else, 189 00:08:39,321 --> 00:08:41,881 Speaker 5: I agree with you, and they're making a life with 190 00:08:41,961 --> 00:08:45,761 Speaker 5: somebody else, and you're they're bringing up their child. 191 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:46,721 Speaker 1: I just think they. 192 00:08:46,801 --> 00:08:50,001 Speaker 2: Come on, it's it be so hard, of. 193 00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:52,361 Speaker 1: Course it would be. It'd be absolutely. 194 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:57,241 Speaker 4: Ask too hard, and you come in, you can and 195 00:08:57,321 --> 00:08:58,361 Speaker 4: you can't bring your wallet. 196 00:08:58,481 --> 00:09:00,961 Speaker 2: I want a meal ticket, bring. 197 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:03,801 Speaker 5: Your wallet, I want a meal. So you'd have them 198 00:09:03,841 --> 00:09:04,921 Speaker 5: come back into the home. 199 00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:07,001 Speaker 4: I think I would have them come back into the 200 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,881 Speaker 4: home and I'd be like, it's so good. 201 00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:11,281 Speaker 2: To see you. Really, yeah, it's so good. 202 00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:14,041 Speaker 4: To see you. I forgive you. And then in the 203 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:17,281 Speaker 4: back of my mind be what you little fucking bad time. 204 00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:20,561 Speaker 4: I'm going to get your bank details. I'm going to change, 205 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,321 Speaker 4: I'm going to siphon how much I'm going to try 206 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:25,281 Speaker 4: to get a leg up, and then once I get 207 00:09:25,281 --> 00:09:28,241 Speaker 4: that money, fuck it, you're out. So there's your little 208 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,721 Speaker 4: advantage to go right now, I can kick start my 209 00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:33,561 Speaker 4: life on my own, because I just think going alone 210 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:37,161 Speaker 4: after someone takes everything from you, doesn't pay any child support, 211 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,121 Speaker 4: leaves you with a child, and leaves you to have 212 00:09:39,281 --> 00:09:40,801 Speaker 4: everything on their own, what. 213 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:41,921 Speaker 1: A fucking toss. 214 00:09:41,961 --> 00:09:43,001 Speaker 2: Pot see. 215 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,081 Speaker 5: I've got the type of personality. If you cross me, 216 00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:50,241 Speaker 5: if you do the wrong thing by me or my friends, family, people, 217 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,961 Speaker 5: You're done. I wipe my hands of you. I will 218 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:57,161 Speaker 5: will not never engage with you ever again. I will 219 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,761 Speaker 5: not correspond telephone text. 220 00:10:00,321 --> 00:10:03,401 Speaker 1: You are dead to me. You know it's so blocked, 221 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:04,241 Speaker 1: it's done. 222 00:10:04,361 --> 00:10:07,841 Speaker 4: So interesting because I had that happen really recently to me, 223 00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:13,001 Speaker 4: where someone went around someone else's back, sent me some 224 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:16,641 Speaker 4: text messages, knew that I was didn't like confrontation and 225 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:19,761 Speaker 4: a real pushover, and sent me some things in order to, 226 00:10:19,841 --> 00:10:23,921 Speaker 4: I think, get their way, and I was able to 227 00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:26,361 Speaker 4: work it out. Just haven't spoken to them again. 228 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:29,841 Speaker 1: Wow, what do they wanted to do? They wanted to 229 00:10:30,521 --> 00:10:32,321 Speaker 1: make up and mean bridges? 230 00:10:32,641 --> 00:10:34,561 Speaker 2: No, No, they were burning a bridge. 231 00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:37,601 Speaker 1: Oh, they were setting light to work someone else's bridge 232 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:41,281 Speaker 1: to someone else's bridge. A bridge and someone else. 233 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:45,081 Speaker 4: No, I had a bridge to another friend that bridge 234 00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:48,441 Speaker 4: on fire, and I knew that bridge was being set 235 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,481 Speaker 4: on fire. Well, I didn't know the extent of it. 236 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,521 Speaker 4: I asked for some proof. 237 00:10:54,761 --> 00:10:56,961 Speaker 2: I can't talk you can about it. 238 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:57,801 Speaker 1: But of course that was. 239 00:10:57,921 --> 00:11:00,401 Speaker 4: Really interesting where I was like, well, I can't believe 240 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,241 Speaker 4: I made this decision. 241 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:06,521 Speaker 1: So you've washed the hands of that per and the situation. 242 00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:09,201 Speaker 2: Yep. Let's stop talking about it anyway. 243 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:15,121 Speaker 4: Good chat. 244 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,521 Speaker 1: Do you know what I love to record it? 245 00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:21,441 Speaker 5: Yeah, won't get the full effect of when you asked 246 00:11:21,441 --> 00:11:22,161 Speaker 5: me a question. 247 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:24,161 Speaker 1: To ask me the question. 248 00:11:23,961 --> 00:11:26,721 Speaker 4: You just like we just spoke about being in an 249 00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:29,761 Speaker 4: escape room together and how useless you are, and I'm 250 00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:32,361 Speaker 4: realizing this apartment is like an escape room. 251 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,401 Speaker 2: I just said to you. 252 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,241 Speaker 4: Have you done research on the tap and go? 253 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:37,201 Speaker 1: Okay? 254 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,161 Speaker 5: So tap and go for me is when I'm shopping, 255 00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:42,681 Speaker 5: I take my card out or my phone, yes, and 256 00:11:42,721 --> 00:11:43,361 Speaker 5: I tap it. 257 00:11:43,681 --> 00:11:45,721 Speaker 1: Yep, tap and go correct? 258 00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:46,681 Speaker 2: Yep? 259 00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:48,441 Speaker 1: Is that a trick question? 260 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,921 Speaker 2: Or I would just. 261 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,721 Speaker 4: Like to ask if Life Alert would be willing to 262 00:11:53,721 --> 00:11:58,881 Speaker 4: send us anything. We're here in Canberra recording season five 263 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:02,801 Speaker 4: of our podcast. In the last season, we played a 264 00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:06,601 Speaker 4: game called tap and Go. I constantly play a game 265 00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:10,121 Speaker 4: called tap and Go. And I asked you two months ago, 266 00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:13,761 Speaker 4: I said, Chrissy, you're the talent. Just show up and 267 00:12:13,761 --> 00:12:15,081 Speaker 4: be absolutely useless. 268 00:12:15,121 --> 00:12:18,361 Speaker 2: Hilarious self, I have done. I need you to. 269 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:22,121 Speaker 4: Do a little bit of research because I need why. 270 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,081 Speaker 1: We need to research. 271 00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:27,561 Speaker 5: We're not in another country like we're in Canbra Yes. 272 00:12:27,441 --> 00:12:29,681 Speaker 1: T happen. We don't standard. 273 00:12:29,721 --> 00:12:30,801 Speaker 2: She still doesn't get it. 274 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:34,681 Speaker 4: She still doesn't fucking like I'm see this is where 275 00:12:34,681 --> 00:12:35,321 Speaker 4: you don't get it. 276 00:12:35,441 --> 00:12:37,201 Speaker 1: Tilt your head ever so slight. 277 00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:39,441 Speaker 4: This is where I take the clues off you and go. 278 00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:41,641 Speaker 4: She's not got a fucking any idea here. I'm like, 279 00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:44,081 Speaker 4: four nine three, it's so simple. 280 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:48,921 Speaker 1: Door opens, Chrissy, break it down. 281 00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,281 Speaker 2: What's one of the things we're doing in camera? 282 00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,921 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know everything that we're doing, but we're 283 00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:57,321 Speaker 1: going shopping. Yes, And what are we doing your cards? Yes? 284 00:12:57,561 --> 00:12:59,041 Speaker 1: And I get to go shopping again. 285 00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:01,441 Speaker 5: Yes, And you don't get to know what I'm getting 286 00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:03,481 Speaker 5: you and it could be okay. 287 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,881 Speaker 4: So she does understand. What are you not understanding about 288 00:13:06,921 --> 00:13:07,721 Speaker 4: my question? 289 00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:09,681 Speaker 1: Well I don't. 290 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,361 Speaker 4: Two months ago I asked you, can you just have 291 00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:16,441 Speaker 4: a Google search or have a look for some shops 292 00:13:16,481 --> 00:13:21,481 Speaker 4: in Canberra that we can go to that sell Christian 293 00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:24,961 Speaker 4: Hull like things. Yes, where we can play the tap 294 00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:27,961 Speaker 4: and go game. And you're looking at me like you've 295 00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:28,761 Speaker 4: not done any of that. 296 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:31,561 Speaker 2: There's please shops in camera now. I don't want to 297 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,481 Speaker 2: go to Gym's Fish and Ships and play this game. 298 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:37,641 Speaker 5: Look, mate, just put me in Westfield shopping set in 299 00:13:37,681 --> 00:13:37,961 Speaker 5: a home. 300 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,681 Speaker 1: I reckon, I will Westfield. 301 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,161 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think there's a close one. Isn't there a 302 00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:44,561 Speaker 5: Westfield somewhere around here? 303 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,521 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's belle Connon. 304 00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:51,241 Speaker 5: Will go there, will let me loose. I've been thinking 305 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:53,681 Speaker 5: about it, processing it in my mind of what I 306 00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:54,561 Speaker 5: could get. 307 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:55,441 Speaker 2: Don't lie to me. 308 00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:58,761 Speaker 4: You're panicing. You're like, oh, now I processed. I could 309 00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:01,361 Speaker 4: go to the nearest Westfield. 310 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:03,561 Speaker 2: Is there a Westfield here in camera? Didn't even google that? Did? 311 00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:07,561 Speaker 1: You can go shout out to. 312 00:14:08,601 --> 00:14:10,401 Speaker 2: A Thermo mix? 313 00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:13,401 Speaker 1: Can I have a Fermo mix? I would love a thing. 314 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:16,041 Speaker 4: They're like seven thousand dollars and you know, they're like 315 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,481 Speaker 4: getting a Kelly handbag. You've got to join a club 316 00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:20,161 Speaker 4: and then order them. I don't think you can just 317 00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:21,001 Speaker 4: buy them off the shelf. 318 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,561 Speaker 1: You need a thermoent. 319 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:24,881 Speaker 4: My tiny home needs a Thermo mix actually, Can. 320 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:29,121 Speaker 5: I tell you they are amazing Thermo mixes. Shout out 321 00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:32,641 Speaker 5: to Thermomex if you are looking at need me play 322 00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,681 Speaker 5: with one? Of course, dead but work right and Liz 323 00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:38,001 Speaker 5: they talk about their Thermo mixes all the time. 324 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:42,721 Speaker 1: You can make yogat and then you could make like risotto. 325 00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:46,881 Speaker 1: It's a one stop shop. Christie flashbacks. 326 00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:48,681 Speaker 2: I'm in an escape room. How do I get out 327 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,801 Speaker 2: of this conversation? How do I get out of it? 328 00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:54,081 Speaker 4: You could make eggs, so you put in just a 329 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,801 Speaker 4: little bit of curd and milk. 330 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,761 Speaker 2: And then button. 331 00:14:56,881 --> 00:15:01,041 Speaker 5: I'm telling you you, you wouldn't even need anything else 332 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:06,881 Speaker 5: but the Thermo mix, yogurt risotto, soup. 333 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:13,961 Speaker 2: Wow, three of the most amazing food you can cook? 334 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:20,081 Speaker 4: Hot wet rice, no delicious, runny mashed up vegetables. 335 00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,201 Speaker 5: What did Liz make the other day? And I thought, 336 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,001 Speaker 5: bloody hell, that looks amazing. 337 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:24,921 Speaker 2: Dips? 338 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:31,281 Speaker 1: What was it? No? Probably not, but it could be 339 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:31,961 Speaker 1: an alternate. 340 00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:33,921 Speaker 2: Can it cook fries? 341 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,801 Speaker 1: No? No, it's not a deep fryer. 342 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,481 Speaker 2: Air air fry. 343 00:15:38,561 --> 00:15:41,241 Speaker 4: Oh we need to have a competition. You get a 344 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,601 Speaker 4: Thermo mix, I get an air fryer. Yes, and I 345 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:45,241 Speaker 4: would absolutely win hands down. 346 00:15:45,681 --> 00:15:47,561 Speaker 1: Look, can I tell you. 347 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:52,441 Speaker 2: Your yogurt risotto? So we're going to go to Westfield. 348 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:54,921 Speaker 4: I'm going to give you my card, We're going to 349 00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:58,561 Speaker 4: wander through and then you're going to buy something. Yep, 350 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,601 Speaker 4: the game is going to be a little bit different. 351 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:03,161 Speaker 4: Oh why because it feels very one sided. 352 00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:06,401 Speaker 5: Oh, because it's all about you. It's my credit card, 353 00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:09,081 Speaker 5: it's your credit card. I kind of think that's kind 354 00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:11,801 Speaker 5: of but I get the joy of experiencing what it 355 00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:19,801 Speaker 5: would be like to spend previously and spend, spend frivovously, frivously, 356 00:16:21,201 --> 00:16:22,281 Speaker 5: to spend frivously. 357 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:32,481 Speaker 1: Is it I'm getting worth frivovously good, almost frivolous, frivolously. Yeah, welcome, 358 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,401 Speaker 1: Oh thank you, thank you. 359 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:39,801 Speaker 4: Sorry, that was very very patronizing. I meant it absolutely 360 00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:43,161 Speaker 4: to be. I'm trying to be conscious enough to be 361 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,201 Speaker 4: a good friend. 362 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,561 Speaker 1: Oh you are so good though, Oh. 363 00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:47,161 Speaker 2: God, no, I'm not. 364 00:16:47,321 --> 00:16:47,801 Speaker 1: No, you are. 365 00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,481 Speaker 2: No, you can tell the truth here, he says. 366 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:53,601 Speaker 5: Jiss, now, listen again. I want this to be visual 367 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,881 Speaker 5: because when I know I'm visual medium, when I'm saying 368 00:16:57,961 --> 00:17:00,641 Speaker 5: something like I don't have a filter, whatever i'm thinking 369 00:17:00,681 --> 00:17:03,681 Speaker 5: will come out, and the moment that I know it's 370 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,801 Speaker 5: stupid is just at the end of you tilting your 371 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,681 Speaker 5: head and squinting your eyes and kind. 372 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:14,761 Speaker 4: Of going, I think she meant this word ye never 373 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,881 Speaker 4: change the switch up? 374 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 2: Is I'm going to buy you a gift? 375 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:23,281 Speaker 1: Yeah? No, yeah, mix, No, I'm buying. 376 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,921 Speaker 2: You a gift on your credit card. 377 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,361 Speaker 1: Yeah, just just let me check that, because no, we're 378 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: not doing that. 379 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:31,641 Speaker 2: Yes we are. 380 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,081 Speaker 1: No we're not. Thank you. 381 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,001 Speaker 4: Well, then we're not playing the game entirely in its entirety. No, 382 00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:39,081 Speaker 4: But the rule is you can take my card. I'm 383 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 4: not going to spend a lot of money on your card. 384 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 5: Your idea of a lot of money and my idea 385 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,641 Speaker 5: of a lot of money very different. 386 00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:51,201 Speaker 1: I bought you a new card, decline. 387 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,801 Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Westfield. I've already got her card. 388 00:17:56,321 --> 00:18:00,281 Speaker 4: She doesn't know, can you hear me? No, so she 389 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 4: can't hear me. 390 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,521 Speaker 2: I've got a card already. Am going to go to Wastefield. 391 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:04,721 Speaker 2: I'm going to get a gift. 392 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: I'm just going to ring Deps because I want to. 393 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,041 Speaker 2: Know what idea. Yeah you ring Deps. 394 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,001 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm winging Deps because I want to know what 395 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,481 Speaker 5: she did in the I'll please. 396 00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,241 Speaker 4: Don't say thermo mixed. 397 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,640 Speaker 2: Oh for fuck sights. 398 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,400 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm in a shop called Splatter. It is the 399 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,521 Speaker 4: most Christian whole shop I hope where she comes and 400 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:31,281 Speaker 4: buy something from here. There's absolutely gorgeous ceramic sculptures. It's 401 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,241 Speaker 4: a really this is a really great place for gifts. 402 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 4: Oh and I can't see the price of anything, and 403 00:18:38,481 --> 00:18:43,281 Speaker 4: it all looks astronomically expensive. Well, there's an heartwak on 404 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 4: the wall for three and a half thousand dollars. 405 00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:47,401 Speaker 2: It's nice. 406 00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:51,121 Speaker 4: Oh no, do I dare get something? They're cristy from 407 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:56,640 Speaker 4: here because this just stunny. Oh I found, I fucking 408 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:01,401 Speaker 4: found the mother load. So there's a staw here. It's 409 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 4: a pop up, but it's got all of these statues, 410 00:19:06,281 --> 00:19:10,441 Speaker 4: like all of these incredible. It's called Brito. Like the statues, 411 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,201 Speaker 4: I think Brito is quite a famous. The sculptor colors, 412 00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 4: I mean, anyway, there's these gorgeous ceramic sculptures of like Jasmine, Ariel, Cinderella, 413 00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 4: and they're like, they look really beautiful. 414 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,401 Speaker 2: But it's forty percent off. 415 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:33,241 Speaker 4: It says forty percent off store wide, forty percent off. 416 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,761 Speaker 4: So I don't think they're going to be that expensive. 417 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:47,041 Speaker 4: M And I think she'd love them. 418 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:51,361 Speaker 5: That was so fucking exhausted, so exhaustive, nad that was. 419 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,761 Speaker 4: About ninety minutes. I mean we did take a Santa 420 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 4: photo in amongst he. 421 00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:57,681 Speaker 1: Was amazing that Santa Santa. 422 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,041 Speaker 4: They're very good at upselling pattern. 423 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,521 Speaker 2: They were very good at upselling. 424 00:20:01,761 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 4: It's like we went there, we were like, we just 425 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:06,321 Speaker 4: want one the digital OPU, and then they took twelve phone. 426 00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:07,761 Speaker 1: Or whatever you can have. 427 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,961 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then twelve different poses and then they showed 428 00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,801 Speaker 4: us set and then I got sucker right in. 429 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,360 Speaker 1: Oh, how many did you end up getting? 430 00:20:15,441 --> 00:20:18,201 Speaker 4: I got quite a few, and I've got that upselling work. 431 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,400 Speaker 1: Well, Santa was brilliant. 432 00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:21,241 Speaker 5: If you and Bell Connor and you need to come 433 00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:24,160 Speaker 5: here and have our Santa, the one we've had today. 434 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,041 Speaker 4: I mean, keep in mind this will be going to 435 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,321 Speaker 4: air in about March of time. 436 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,721 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe next next two thousand and sixth season. Hope 437 00:20:32,761 --> 00:20:33,161 Speaker 1: he's there. 438 00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:36,481 Speaker 2: Yeah, just give it another seven months. 439 00:20:36,561 --> 00:20:37,321 Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be right. 440 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 4: I don't know if the microphones are picking this up, 441 00:20:40,961 --> 00:20:42,521 Speaker 4: but we're sitting on a go boat in the middle 442 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:45,400 Speaker 4: of Lake Burley Griffin with our cheese platter. There is 443 00:20:45,441 --> 00:20:49,281 Speaker 4: some some bells, charming silent night off in the distance, 444 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,161 Speaker 4: a little bit out of tune in out of time, 445 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 4: but that's okay. 446 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:57,881 Speaker 1: It's up for interpretation. 447 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 4: We're sorting. We are sorting these things by how many 448 00:21:03,321 --> 00:21:10,001 Speaker 4: there are most to lease jaws on a medicinal leech. 449 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,801 Speaker 2: Well one, I would assume acres in a hectare. 450 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:21,281 Speaker 4: Found about that strings on a violin, four kilometers in 451 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:30,041 Speaker 4: a mile, one point six lines in the London undergrounds. Okay, 452 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,521 Speaker 4: most would be acres in a hectare? 453 00:21:33,281 --> 00:21:33,721 Speaker 2: Is that ten? 454 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,321 Speaker 1: For that information? I do not retain that. 455 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,801 Speaker 2: I'm going to say acres in a hectare. 456 00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:43,241 Speaker 4: All right, then we've got. 457 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 1: I think lines in the underground. 458 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:50,201 Speaker 4: Oh yes, lines in the London underground. Jaws on a 459 00:21:50,281 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 4: medicinal leech. 460 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:52,360 Speaker 2: Don't know what that means? 461 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,920 Speaker 4: Well, I thought there'd only be one jaw on a leach, 462 00:21:55,961 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 4: just one big you know a leach? 463 00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:02,761 Speaker 2: So is that a red herring? Do you know the 464 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,441 Speaker 2: term red herring? Do you know the reason behind that? No? 465 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,361 Speaker 4: Fun fact? So what used to happen was hunting dogs. 466 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 4: They'd set them off to go on a hunt, but 467 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 4: they'd throw red herrings because the actual fish, the actual fish, 468 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:21,121 Speaker 4: a real red herring, into bushes and shrubbery to throw 469 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 4: them off the scent. 470 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,120 Speaker 2: Oh it's the term red herring. 471 00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: Right, well done, I like it. 472 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 4: You can't pretend to be a little bit more interested 473 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:29,761 Speaker 4: in that. 474 00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:32,721 Speaker 1: Oh that was fun, fantastic. 475 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:32,481 Speaker 2: Thank you? 476 00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 4: Okay, we're going acres in a hectare, lines in the underground, 477 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,641 Speaker 4: strings on anvilin kilometers in a. 478 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,801 Speaker 2: Mile, and jaws on a leech. 479 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:48,281 Speaker 1: Okay, wait, there's twelve. 480 00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 4: Lines in the under London underground. Oh, this is embarrassing. 481 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 4: Four strings on an island. We said that, three jaws 482 00:22:56,961 --> 00:23:01,481 Speaker 4: on a leech. Oh two point four acres. 483 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:01,761 Speaker 2: In a hectare. 484 00:23:01,921 --> 00:23:02,801 Speaker 1: Did you think that? 485 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,161 Speaker 2: No? I thought ten thousand. 486 00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:05,681 Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, quite a lot. 487 00:23:05,721 --> 00:23:07,761 Speaker 4: There's one point six kilometers in a mile. 488 00:23:08,201 --> 00:23:09,321 Speaker 1: You said that that one. 489 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:10,961 Speaker 2: Do you know how I know that one? 490 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 4: Tell me it is because when I was in year seven, 491 00:23:14,201 --> 00:23:19,041 Speaker 4: we had to do one point six kilometer walk as 492 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:22,241 Speaker 4: a fitness test and I was like one point why 493 00:23:22,281 --> 00:23:24,961 Speaker 4: not just one kilometer, but one point six And that's 494 00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:27,481 Speaker 4: because they said, well that's a mile, and we need 495 00:23:27,481 --> 00:23:28,761 Speaker 4: you to do a mile for this test. 496 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,680 Speaker 2: Oh stuck with me ever. 497 00:23:30,561 --> 00:23:32,041 Speaker 1: Since, it's dutually like glue. 498 00:23:32,321 --> 00:23:34,641 Speaker 4: I'm just full of great facts today. I know, Wow, 499 00:23:35,201 --> 00:23:37,241 Speaker 4: Christine's over there falling asleep, and. 500 00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:40,801 Speaker 5: I'm I'm just keeping an eye on how close we're getting. 501 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,120 Speaker 4: Why don't you jump on the just becuse that might 502 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,280 Speaker 4: be hot, Take the cushion and I'll just go on there. 503 00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:47,561 Speaker 2: Okay, you go over there. 504 00:23:49,921 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 4: We're going to now present them to each other, and 505 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,640 Speaker 4: we're going to find out how much we spent. 506 00:23:55,761 --> 00:23:57,921 Speaker 2: So he's how this is going to work. 507 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to look at the receipt O. 508 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,441 Speaker 1: Hang on, talk about receipts. 509 00:24:04,721 --> 00:24:09,120 Speaker 5: Kicking, keep going, Sorry, where is my bag? Just a momento. 510 00:24:09,561 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 5: I can't find a bag because it's got the receipt 511 00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 5: in it. 512 00:24:14,441 --> 00:24:16,521 Speaker 1: Right, I'm all good? 513 00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:20,241 Speaker 4: Okay. 514 00:24:21,681 --> 00:24:22,801 Speaker 2: How much is too much? 515 00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:25,160 Speaker 1: That's a million dollar question. 516 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:26,440 Speaker 2: Okay. 517 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,721 Speaker 4: I just want to see how much I paid for. 518 00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:42,521 Speaker 2: This joint Do you have a joint account? Now? It's mine? 519 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 4: Okay, that's why Ricardo hasn't seen it all called me okay, 520 00:24:46,761 --> 00:24:48,441 Speaker 4: now do you want to look at yours to see 521 00:24:48,441 --> 00:24:49,801 Speaker 4: how much you because you don't know of what you 522 00:24:49,801 --> 00:24:50,201 Speaker 4: spent to. 523 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,321 Speaker 5: You because I asked her to make sure. 524 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,041 Speaker 2: That it wasn't. 525 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,481 Speaker 5: Oh oh, I didn't think it was going to be 526 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,360 Speaker 5: quite that much. 527 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:02,281 Speaker 1: Oh okay. I would say to you worth every cent. 528 00:25:02,521 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 4: Okay, And I would say to you, have paid more, 529 00:25:05,561 --> 00:25:07,761 Speaker 4: would have been absolutely would have paid more for this. 530 00:25:08,761 --> 00:25:11,561 Speaker 1: Okay, So right, okay, so I've got a bargain. Then 531 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,241 Speaker 1: is that what you're saying? 532 00:25:12,281 --> 00:25:15,640 Speaker 4: Absolutely, you've scored yourself. You could easily sell this on 533 00:25:15,761 --> 00:25:16,441 Speaker 4: eBay for twice. 534 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:19,281 Speaker 5: I reckon, okay, not that I probably will because I'm 535 00:25:19,281 --> 00:25:21,441 Speaker 5: sure I'll love it. And it's now did you think 536 00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,160 Speaker 5: and when you saw it? See this is where I 537 00:25:23,241 --> 00:25:26,081 Speaker 5: come all right? When you saw it, did you think 538 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:30,001 Speaker 5: that is Christine? 539 00:25:30,521 --> 00:25:30,721 Speaker 2: No? 540 00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:33,921 Speaker 5: Because I need it to be a place of you know, caring, 541 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,521 Speaker 5: not just a oh well, he's a card and let's 542 00:25:36,561 --> 00:25:37,041 Speaker 5: go for it. 543 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,160 Speaker 1: A card, let's go for it. 544 00:25:39,281 --> 00:25:41,361 Speaker 2: No. No, there's a lot of thought went into it. 545 00:25:41,521 --> 00:25:47,121 Speaker 4: Great, Okay, it's very reflective of this season. Excellent, and 546 00:25:47,281 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 4: it's very reflective of I would say, more me than you. 547 00:25:52,961 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 4: But it's something that it's something that you can put 548 00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,561 Speaker 4: and look at and go. 549 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,881 Speaker 5: So I'll look at it fondly and say, oh that's beautiful. 550 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,721 Speaker 1: That's Kristine and I Yeah, right, okay, okay, here I'm 551 00:26:08,721 --> 00:26:13,801 Speaker 1: handing you over now a box lovely. Oh it's quite heavy. 552 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 1: It's quite heavy. Is that what I think it is? 553 00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:20,481 Speaker 4: Oh? 554 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 1: I love it already. 555 00:26:22,441 --> 00:26:27,441 Speaker 3: I absolutely from for this. 556 00:26:27,441 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: This is Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's do 557 00:26:30,561 --> 00:26:34,201 Speaker 1: the unveiling? Oh? It comes in parts. Of it. How 558 00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: can you not? 559 00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:36,561 Speaker 2: For people who cannot see you? 560 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:40,321 Speaker 5: Right now, you tell me, well, that is sensation. 561 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,481 Speaker 2: I want you to describe it. 562 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 5: Well, it's a bell Connon, our penis our Well, so 563 00:26:45,921 --> 00:26:48,281 Speaker 5: we'll just have a look that way and we'll just 564 00:26:48,321 --> 00:26:49,441 Speaker 5: show the camera that way. 565 00:26:49,801 --> 00:26:53,201 Speaker 1: Now, just turn it around, just a memento, just as 566 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:57,321 Speaker 1: we look like a penis. Now you can't tell me 567 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 1: that isn't. 568 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,481 Speaker 4: That's a giant cock with a knob head. 569 00:27:01,441 --> 00:27:04,921 Speaker 1: Very crass. That is absolutely. 570 00:27:04,561 --> 00:27:06,721 Speaker 2: Stunning a custom. 571 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,041 Speaker 4: So I found a shot gorgeous. I don't know whether 572 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,001 Speaker 4: you saw it. It's called splatter and you go. It 573 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:19,640 Speaker 4: was staring, stunning, and I wanted everything in that shop, 574 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,321 Speaker 4: and I fucking loved it. 575 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:21,920 Speaker 1: Excellent. 576 00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 4: And you know what, I was secretly hoping you might 577 00:27:23,801 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 4: hate that and then give it to me. You love that, 578 00:27:26,201 --> 00:27:28,281 Speaker 4: and it reminds us of our season five. 579 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,961 Speaker 5: I'm going to get a silver pen so you can 580 00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:32,001 Speaker 5: sign down the bottom. 581 00:27:32,921 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 2: Why would I sign it because. 582 00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: We can just put bell Connon. 583 00:27:36,561 --> 00:27:39,120 Speaker 5: That might ruin out, probably, But look, I thought a 584 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,281 Speaker 5: lot of thought into that. 585 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 1: Well done. High five? Okay, now wa wait, the price, 586 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,281 Speaker 1: Oh the price? 587 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,201 Speaker 2: How much can you think this fue the cant. 588 00:27:53,761 --> 00:27:56,401 Speaker 1: Sure what it would cost. 589 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,761 Speaker 5: Because something like this, and I'll just turn it around 590 00:27:58,801 --> 00:28:03,761 Speaker 5: for the players at home. It's really, i would say, priceless, 591 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,761 Speaker 5: under a hundred dollars. 592 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,681 Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the receipt, okay, and you're 593 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,400 Speaker 4: going to see how much I spent on my car 594 00:28:12,681 --> 00:28:16,161 Speaker 4: on your card. Perfect, So you basically bought this for yourself. 595 00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:25,321 Speaker 1: Okay? Oh shit, are you for real? Is that two 596 00:28:25,441 --> 00:28:31,880 Speaker 1: hundred dollars? That is your rageous You're welcome? Oh my goodness, 597 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: Oh you're welcome. 598 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 5: Couldn't your father of knocked one up for like twenty markle? 599 00:28:37,481 --> 00:28:42,041 Speaker 1: Is that right? Two hundred dollars a custom handmade. 600 00:28:41,361 --> 00:28:46,401 Speaker 5: It's a Steve in a handmade. 601 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:47,961 Speaker 1: Timber bird by one limited edition. 602 00:28:48,401 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, that is outrageous lead cheap for this beautiful work. 603 00:28:53,761 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 1: Look, I'm no doubt it's beautiful. 604 00:28:55,841 --> 00:28:58,841 Speaker 5: I'm just looking now at the returns policy and look 605 00:28:58,881 --> 00:29:00,401 Speaker 5: it does say exchange. 606 00:29:00,681 --> 00:29:06,161 Speaker 4: No, No, that's a beautiful that I've bought. 607 00:29:06,201 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: I bloody love it with my money. 608 00:29:09,241 --> 00:29:10,721 Speaker 2: How does it feel, Christine? Yeah? 609 00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:14,401 Speaker 1: Well yeah, look, gee whiz it is beauty. 610 00:29:14,281 --> 00:29:15,321 Speaker 2: So gorgeous. 611 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:17,481 Speaker 1: Wait do you see what I've got either? 612 00:29:17,601 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 4: Oh? 613 00:29:17,761 --> 00:29:18,681 Speaker 2: I cannot wait? Is this it? 614 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:22,761 Speaker 1: Yes? There it is there right? Oh it's heavy, it 615 00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: is a little bit. 616 00:29:23,681 --> 00:29:27,641 Speaker 5: Now are you going to be opening it before? Let's 617 00:29:27,761 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 5: you open it first and you can tell me the 618 00:29:30,361 --> 00:29:32,761 Speaker 5: value of what you see. You went to the same 619 00:29:32,801 --> 00:29:39,921 Speaker 5: shop and gee, but yeah, it's splatter the most amazing things? 620 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:40,801 Speaker 2: Is that? 621 00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:44,721 Speaker 5: Not the most fantastic shot in splatter in Westfield? 622 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,441 Speaker 2: Beautiful artworks? 623 00:29:46,481 --> 00:29:51,481 Speaker 1: But like not just so left of the very Australian beautiful. 624 00:29:51,641 --> 00:29:54,161 Speaker 1: So have a little look at what you've got here. 625 00:29:55,201 --> 00:30:11,201 Speaker 4: It's framed, so it's an artworom oh no, oh oh. 626 00:30:08,161 --> 00:30:10,041 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take on and open it up. 627 00:30:11,761 --> 00:30:15,041 Speaker 4: Oh that is got. 628 00:30:15,001 --> 00:30:15,881 Speaker 2: So on theme. 629 00:30:16,641 --> 00:30:23,121 Speaker 5: Isn't it beautiful? This is from a camp Barren artists. 630 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:27,121 Speaker 1: Beautiful. It's an original Lino print? 631 00:30:28,321 --> 00:30:28,561 Speaker 2: Right? 632 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:30,001 Speaker 1: Oh? Do you love it? 633 00:30:30,241 --> 00:30:31,321 Speaker 2: Christine? That's beautiful? 634 00:30:31,441 --> 00:30:31,761 Speaker 1: Isn't it? 635 00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:32,041 Speaker 2: Just? 636 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:38,081 Speaker 5: That is stunning by rowan silver spring straw flowers, that 637 00:30:38,281 --> 00:30:44,601 Speaker 5: original Lino print, A four framed pink and May thirty years. 638 00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:48,121 Speaker 1: I love straw flowers to a divine. 639 00:30:48,041 --> 00:30:50,200 Speaker 2: Oh Christine, you've done well. 640 00:30:50,241 --> 00:30:50,761 Speaker 1: I've done well. 641 00:30:50,961 --> 00:30:52,081 Speaker 2: I do love a pink flower. 642 00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: I love it. Isn't it gorgeous? So stunning, beautiful. 643 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,361 Speaker 5: All right, I'm glad you've liked it, so you know 644 00:30:58,401 --> 00:31:02,521 Speaker 5: the build up's been okay, yep, So all right, what. 645 00:31:02,441 --> 00:31:03,641 Speaker 1: Would your thoughts brought. 646 00:31:03,481 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 2: For a Lino print? 647 00:31:04,641 --> 00:31:08,801 Speaker 1: Yes? Original, Yes, I think I've got a bargain. 648 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,801 Speaker 4: So she can print multiples. 649 00:31:11,321 --> 00:31:13,601 Speaker 1: So I'm pretty sure she could if she wanted to. 650 00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:18,121 Speaker 2: So I'm going to say ninety five. 651 00:31:19,721 --> 00:31:22,681 Speaker 4: Two, one hundred and forty, oh, just a little bit 652 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,761 Speaker 4: above that one ninety just a bit more than that. 653 00:31:27,801 --> 00:31:28,681 Speaker 2: Show me the recinct. 654 00:31:28,881 --> 00:31:36,161 Speaker 1: Okay, here it is beautiful. I want you and that 655 00:31:36,281 --> 00:31:38,681 Speaker 1: apparently good frame is a top frame. 656 00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:40,081 Speaker 2: A good frame? Yep? 657 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:51,401 Speaker 1: Okay, okay to me dropping the bucket. 658 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,281 Speaker 4: For an original artwork, I think that's two hundred and 659 00:31:53,401 --> 00:31:54,361 Speaker 4: fifty three dollars. 660 00:31:54,721 --> 00:31:56,121 Speaker 1: Say it again, two five. 661 00:31:56,121 --> 00:32:00,241 Speaker 4: Three bargain, absolute steel, absolute step steel. 662 00:32:00,281 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 2: I've paid. I paid ten thousand dollars for an artwork. 663 00:32:04,201 --> 00:32:05,281 Speaker 1: Oh once. 664 00:32:05,721 --> 00:32:07,401 Speaker 4: I mean I looked at the PRIs from a friend 665 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:13,241 Speaker 4: and her artwork cost me fifteen hundred dollars, and then 666 00:32:13,361 --> 00:32:13,521 Speaker 4: I did. 667 00:32:13,561 --> 00:32:13,721 Speaker 2: Look. 668 00:32:13,761 --> 00:32:17,681 Speaker 4: I didn't get bullied into buying an eight and a 669 00:32:17,681 --> 00:32:25,361 Speaker 4: half thousand dollars frame, but it was when I was 670 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,480 Speaker 4: making pendant money. 671 00:32:26,601 --> 00:32:29,521 Speaker 1: And oh so money was not an object for it. 672 00:32:29,561 --> 00:32:30,241 Speaker 2: That's beautiful. 673 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:34,601 Speaker 5: I think that that again I've done very well, isn't 674 00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:36,241 Speaker 5: that just stuny little. 675 00:32:35,961 --> 00:32:40,161 Speaker 4: Pieces of Canberra and both of artworks, both well done. 676 00:32:40,161 --> 00:32:47,401 Speaker 1: Well done. Two hundred to fiftygain on the next. We 677 00:32:47,561 --> 00:32:48,401 Speaker 1: will always have. 678 00:32:48,721 --> 00:32:51,041 Speaker 4: And you got out your phone and you sent me 679 00:32:51,401 --> 00:32:53,121 Speaker 4: the most incredible audio message. 680 00:32:53,161 --> 00:32:54,761 Speaker 2: Let me play it, let me play it. You sent 681 00:32:54,801 --> 00:32:55,441 Speaker 2: me the funniest. 682 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,720 Speaker 4: This was obviously just a reminder that we need to 683 00:32:58,761 --> 00:33:01,881 Speaker 4: talk about something. This was the audio message that I 684 00:33:01,921 --> 00:33:02,721 Speaker 4: received from Christy. 685 00:33:04,601 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 5: I need to talk about the fact that March of 686 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:08,321 Speaker 5: Tea is shit. 687 00:33:08,561 --> 00:33:10,721 Speaker 1: It tastes like grass. Why does anybody 688 00:33:10,801 --> 00:33:11,641 Speaker 2: Love it so much?