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Speaker 1: Well, we need content at the moment in our lockdown,

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Speaker 1: and this man has a brand new showback. We got

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Speaker 1: very excited when Question Everything eight thirty Wednesday nights on

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Speaker 1: ABC TV.

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Speaker 2: You can watch it there.

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Speaker 1: It's the magnificent Willing.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for having me this morning.

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Speaker 3: I do appreciate it. It's so nice to have a job.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's called ll You can go to work

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Speaker 3: and do something.

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Speaker 4: It's just commit where you make effort and time goes

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Speaker 4: into it and in return you get some money which

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Speaker 4: you can spend in the community.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: People say to me, They're like, tell me about Question Everything,

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Speaker 3: And I say, well, it's an excuse to get out

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Speaker 3: of my pajamas.

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Speaker 2: Once a week, I have to get out of my pajamas,

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Speaker 2: can go to a studio and make a TV show.

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Speaker 1: Is this the first time you've ever been essential in

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Speaker 1: your life? As well?

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Speaker 5: Will?

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Speaker 2: I mean even that you know you do look around

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Speaker 2: a little ago. How essential am I?

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Speaker 3: I'm like the most low profile essential worker rule time

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Speaker 3: essentially because like I feel so ashamed of leaving the

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Speaker 3: house that if anyone can questions me on what is

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Speaker 3: the essential mission?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I've got some jokes that I reckon.

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Speaker 3: Pep, we need to hear the Excuse me, sir, laughter

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Speaker 3: is the best medicine I've heard.

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Speaker 2: And I'm on my way to a medical emergency.

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Speaker 3: Anderson show me out in front of the hospital with

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Speaker 3: Patch Adams just cheering some people up.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, whizzer, I'm going to show my kids that

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Speaker 1: movie one bags, Patch Adam.

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Speaker 2: I actually rated that movie.

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Speaker 1: Will Is that a bad movie or a good movie?

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Speaker 1: In your eyes?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, Everything that Robert Williams did was great.

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Speaker 3: Like That's what I'm going to say for a start.

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Speaker 3: And then secondly, Patch Adams, come on, have a.

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Speaker 2: Heart rewatch it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I hated it in the old city world, the

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Speaker 3: old world where we were all out of everything and

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Speaker 3: we're like, I don't want to come to your party

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Speaker 3: these days, Patch Adams. That's three solid days of crime

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Speaker 3: that gives me something to do Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

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Speaker 2: That is in lockdown. So I mean, I mean, my

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Speaker 2: football team's doing a little bit of that for me

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Speaker 2: the love. But I'll work on Patch Adams as well.

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Speaker 4: It's a big game coming up between you and I Will.

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Speaker 4: I'm o Bomber's man. Hey, you know what though, when

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Speaker 4: you talk about news these days and questioning everything, it's

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Speaker 4: amazing how you don't have to look too far to

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Speaker 4: find the truth in a lot of the articles, and

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Speaker 4: the big one these days are surveys that are done

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Speaker 4: and then very quickly you look at sample size and

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Speaker 4: then who it was done by, and there you get

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Speaker 4: your truth. But it's amazing how so much of it

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Speaker 4: is out there as fake news.

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Speaker 3: Will Okay, so this is kind of the point of

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Speaker 3: the show. Where is we're going to look at So

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Speaker 3: last week on the show, we looked to say, for example,

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Speaker 3: stories that come from a single source. So it's very

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Speaker 3: much just about looking at the news and seeing where

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Speaker 3: this story comes from. So like we like, you know,

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Speaker 3: last week there was that story that we're around it.

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Speaker 2: Bet you guys saw it. They were canceling Curry.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, You're not going to be able to say

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Speaker 3: curry anymore. And then it turns out it was just

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Speaker 3: one food flocker. So just the equivalent of me making

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Speaker 3: some selling at home what can it on Instagram and

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Speaker 3: going on, I reckon, we should call this Ellen And

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Speaker 3: then suddenly Sky newses like they're banning.

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Speaker 5: The big one too, and It is the most It's

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Speaker 5: the weakest attempt at any form of journalism is taking

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Speaker 5: a comment from a punter on Twitter making it a

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Speaker 5: headline for a news website. Give me a break.

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Speaker 3: Well, particularly is there sometimes those comments that are on

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Speaker 3: Twitter aren't even real people on Twitter. They're just bore

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Speaker 3: journalists with another Twitter Like what can I whip up

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Speaker 3: for my own story?

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Speaker 2: Someone's mad on.

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Speaker 3: Twitters in the office and a hat Anyway, I'm very

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Speaker 3: mud people on Twitter and likean Well, it.

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Speaker 1: Was like yesterday when I picked up a Sunday Telegram

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Speaker 1: and the Wiggles have branched out? Have you seen that?

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Speaker 2: We're going to be.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, they have not branched out the Wiggles.

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Speaker 2: What have they done inclusivity?

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Speaker 3: They've adopted, They've.

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Speaker 2: Gone they have Yes, they have not. They're not inclusive,

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Speaker 2: they're notanchising. Bloody gone, woke and ruined everything were wiggles now?

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Speaker 1: The headline will was woke up jeffstanding.

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Speaker 5: So we got eight Wiggles now, right, awesome? Double it guys.

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Speaker 5: We're having so much fun. Why wouldn't we just get

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Speaker 5: more wiggles?

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's funny to me that it's waited this

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Speaker 3: long for more Wiggles. I would have imagined that there

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Speaker 3: were troops of Wiggles all over the world, like working

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Speaker 3: as Wiggles. Like I imagine they've got franchises in countries that

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Speaker 3: don't have the same generous labor laws we have in Australia.

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Speaker 3: There must be some cup Price Wiggles. They're making the

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Speaker 3: circuit and ours a couple of Dodgy, the famous wig.

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Speaker 5: You know, just as good, you know, with a couple

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Speaker 5: of holes in their ship.

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Speaker 1: So will I mean, we know, I mean everybody knows.

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Speaker 1: We people are addicted to this stuff, the fake news,

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Speaker 1: and and people want to click on that. We talk

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Speaker 1: about clickbait, and we know it's going on. But what

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Speaker 1: is it even surprised you after all the research that

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Speaker 1: you've been doing in the show, Can you give us

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Speaker 1: an example of how bad they've been getting?

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Speaker 3: I mean one of the ones that so Last week

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Speaker 3: on the show, we talked about the Melbourne Horney security guard,

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Speaker 3: the most famous story of COVID that all got started

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Speaker 3: by the horny security guard in Melbourne, except there was

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Speaker 3: no Horney security guard. We went back, we traced the

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Speaker 3: whole thing through.

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Speaker 2: This guy never existed. Absolutely, his story is completely made up.

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Speaker 3: It was a dude either on Twitter who was joking

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Speaker 3: about like on a dating app. No, it was the

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Speaker 3: Herald Son saying they heard it on a rumor file

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Speaker 3: on a radio. That is the only place there's actually

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Speaker 3: not if you ask everyone in Australia who started or

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Speaker 3: honey security?

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Speaker 2: I remember everyone was going remer with how many people

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Speaker 2: he had sex with?

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Speaker 3: Was that guy?

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Speaker 2: Remember?

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Speaker 1: So there was no horny security guard?

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Speaker 2: Guard security guard? Was there just a security guard that

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Speaker 2: wasn't horny? I mean, to be fair with I don't know.

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Speaker 3: There probably was some port in security guards. I'm not

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Speaker 3: saying that all security guards are without haarting this. I

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Speaker 3: am just saying, you know, in the specific instance of

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Speaker 3: spreading COVID to the community, you cannot blame that on

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 4: Because mate who works at the bank and he is

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Speaker 4: ready to go. Numbers are huge.

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Speaker 2: As well.

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Speaker 1: You put up this the other day and I got

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Speaker 1: goosebumps actually when you put this up.

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Speaker 2: But it's been.

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Speaker 1: Twenty years since the first episode of The Glasshouse went

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Speaker 1: to air. Does that bring back a lot of memories

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Speaker 1: for you? That was such a great show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you well. I mean it's a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: I saw some of the clips and like people were

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Speaker 3: sending them around, and then people, of course they go, oh,

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Speaker 3: wouldn't it be great if ABC just got all the

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Speaker 3: old episodes and put them up on ABC.

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Speaker 2: I view, and I was like, no, because I am

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Speaker 2: not ready to be canceled.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys, but there's a lot of stuff there.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad he's not public on your bone, it's funny

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Speaker 2: in your memory.

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Speaker 5: I'm not ready to.

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Speaker 3: What. I've noticed that there is no good way for

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Speaker 3: a comedian to trend on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Every day, when I wake up.

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Speaker 3: And I see one of my comedian friends names on

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Speaker 3: trending on Twitter, they're either dead or canceled.

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Speaker 5: That is it.

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Speaker 2: They are the only two option.

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Speaker 1: We're looking forward to a question everything the second episode,

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Speaker 1: eight thirty Wednesday nights on AVC.

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Speaker 2: Mate. We love you well.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the show, buddy

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.