Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to the Maths Funny Podcast with
Speaker 1: me Joshua Fox.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I conducted what I would most probably describe as
Speaker 1: my stupidest interview today with the Warrior himself, Ryan, And
Speaker 1: I say stupid solely because instead of going into all
Speaker 1: the drama, the back and forth between him and Jackie,
Speaker 1: the core applications on both sides, and all that stuff
Speaker 1: that it's just confusing and not really fun to follow,
Speaker 1: I thought, let's focus on Ryan specifically all of the
Speaker 1: memorable moments that he has given us this season. Okay,
Speaker 1: very special episode of the Maths Funny Podcast with the
Speaker 1: Warrior himself.
Speaker 2: How are you, josh I'm good.
Speaker 1: I need to apologize you do for judging you to
Speaker 1: you too soon? Now. I do think at the start,
Speaker 1: the where they presented you as the Warrior, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: he's going to.
Speaker 2: Be a flop.
Speaker 1: I looked like there tis and then slowly okay, that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the clown moments. Sometimes the clown moment to
Speaker 3: look at myself and go, what is that dick?
Speaker 2: Get doing?
Speaker 1: Like so you can at least have fun and laugh
Speaker 1: at yourself.
Speaker 3: I used to get around with like twenty to fifty
Speaker 3: my mates and just crack our page.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good then, so you've got a sense of
Speaker 1: humor exactly, because that didn't quant each other. That didn't
Speaker 1: come across on the show very often. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, puny money so kind. But I do have
Speaker 1: to say, I know we can't talk about one thing
Speaker 1: for various reasons.
Speaker 2: No idea what you're talking about your ex wife? Yeah,
Speaker 2: who's exactly.
Speaker 1: But I do want to bring up there was one
Speaker 1: scene on the show that really touched me and it
Speaker 1: made me quite emotional with you, and it felt really
Speaker 1: sad because you.
Speaker 3: Were emotional, my friend, after everything you've been through. It's
Speaker 3: feet in itself.
Speaker 1: It was when we were in your house and then
Speaker 1: you were so proud and you had a vision board
Speaker 1: with no visions on it. So Ryan, it's time to
Speaker 1: do a vision board.
Speaker 2: God, I'm dying than you so much.
Speaker 1: Now, just for a visual reference. As you listeners obviously
Speaker 1: can't see this, but at this point in the interview,
Speaker 1: I wield a large whiteboard over to where we were
Speaker 1: standing with a couple of micropatters so we could fill
Speaker 1: in his vision board together.
Speaker 3: Did you ever think I left that board blank for
Speaker 3: a reason you.
Speaker 1: Have no visions in life.
Speaker 2: I knew she was going to write shit on there.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just thought you had no dreams.
Speaker 3: No, none at all. I hid them from her. So
Speaker 3: we hit them deep, dark away.
Speaker 1: But what's one we can put in there for twenty five?
Speaker 2: Right? All right? Use instagram less?
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's great since you've just get in the
Speaker 1: follow it. Use ig less doesn't really bold well for
Speaker 1: the influencing career, does it?
Speaker 2: But you didn't expect that one.
Speaker 1: No, you're really from me that what else do we got?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put have a bath?
Speaker 3: Yep, I've never used my custom bath, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: the show never the show never went in that room,
Speaker 3: which was the fully renovated bathroom, and Jackie said, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm going to live in here, et cetera,
Speaker 3: et cetera.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to have a bath and celebrate.
Speaker 1: Okay, So g you buff often never Okay, it's made
Speaker 1: clean clean, cleanliness as a whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? We can inspire the greater things? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Elliotts want to be the smelly one, isn't he.
Speaker 2: Of the season? Okay, be a better man.
Speaker 1: Be a better Okay, I mean, how do we be
Speaker 1: a better man?
Speaker 2: Very very slowly? Okay, with time, So.
Speaker 1: Masculinity is with speed, so slow things.
Speaker 3: Okay, literally, that's That's one of the things I say
Speaker 3: to myself every year. And I think mass made me
Speaker 3: a better man, better person?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: Definitely? Definitely?
Speaker 3: I had to take a big look at myself and
Speaker 3: what other people witness, those close to me, those from
Speaker 3: high school, everyone you've ever worked with. It's throwing such
Speaker 3: a huge halo over everything. It can quickly go sour
Speaker 3: and people like I never thought he was that way?
Speaker 1: What way is that?
Speaker 3: I know some guy who says.
Speaker 1: Oh, the head comment wasn't great.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that was tragic, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: So what made you say? Why did you do that?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know, Like there was that little intrusive
Speaker 3: thought matrix going on, but even still, like I just
Speaker 3: had no self awareness in that mind, Like this is
Speaker 3: going to millions.
Speaker 2: Other Ryan, I call him other Ryan.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll put split personnel.
Speaker 3: From your estimation what you've seen to me, How can
Speaker 3: I be a better man? I know you love me already,
Speaker 3: but still, I mean, I'll be honest. I do find
Speaker 3: your entertainment. I mean We've just spoke about the comment
Speaker 3: about giving a head. I didn't enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Like it was derogatory, but like, I see you you
Speaker 1: regret that, so that's fair.
Speaker 2: I seriously do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like mom and Dad were like, what did
Speaker 1: you say? Yeah, like a bat of mine maybe wouldn't
Speaker 1: be boasting about that partner giving good head. Fully agree, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. A better man, Well, you're gonna bathe more
Speaker 1: so I'm okay with that. Oh my god, very professional there, Ryan,
Speaker 1: a very serious interview. It's Tony time.
Speaker 2: I'll put him on speaker. I am Tony.
Speaker 1: You stick go Tony. We're doing an interview, mate.
Speaker 3: Tony, I'm doing an interview with Josh.
Speaker 1: Josh not John aiki mate. Hey, Tony, have you have
Speaker 1: you got the time?
Speaker 2: I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: No, it's Tony time. That was the joke. Then, after Tony,
Speaker 1: ever so rudely interrupted us there, it was back to
Speaker 1: the vision board and I wanted to bring up Ryan's
Speaker 1: budding acting career as a silent extra stood in the
Speaker 1: background of many shows, which is quite random, but he
Speaker 1: just keeps popping up here, there, and everywhere, most recently
Speaker 1: in the back ground of The New Bin series The
Speaker 1: Last Anniversary. Maybe more acting, because I've seen you popping
Speaker 1: up as an extra in many things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well I do have a few things going
Speaker 3: on there. But honestly, there's a misconception I want to
Speaker 3: clear up. I cannot act in maths. You get maths SMA,
Speaker 3: all right, get all blocked up and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just put on the spot.
Speaker 3: And like any any subterfusis, you have always flips on
Speaker 3: its head. So even if you're there acting as such,
Speaker 3: you just you can't sustain it. You're living with the
Speaker 3: person breathing the same air as everyone else.
Speaker 1: Some people tried to act.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that is do you think that is?
Speaker 1: No, I did see you in that new Bin series
Speaker 1: the Last Anniversary. Oh yeah, I really liked your work.
Speaker 1: When you were stood by the photocop here in the background,
Speaker 1: I was convinced you were a real office worker. Honestly,
Speaker 1: at this point in the interview, I then brought up
Speaker 1: the whole warrior thing just so I could basically pull
Speaker 1: out this free foot actual Samurai said that I brought
Speaker 1: as a prop for literally no reason other than the
Speaker 1: fact I saw that friend had a saw it and
Speaker 1: I thought that's funny. I'm going to take that for
Speaker 1: my interview with Ryan. You've inspired me to release my Warrior,
Speaker 1: so I have a gift. It's not actually the gift.
Speaker 1: I bought myself something to hit me with, something, something
Speaker 1: very big, something very big and hard. I'm a warrior
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got this, but.
Speaker 1: This is like legit. I didn't. It feels just real,
Speaker 1: like it's solid blood.
Speaker 2: I am. I am dubiously. You wouldn't be banging it
Speaker 2: against that if it was real. Touch the blade, you're right, well,
Speaker 2: is this a jewel?
Speaker 3: You're saying you want to because you can't do with
Speaker 3: these swords right there for cutting through bone and flesh.
Speaker 1: And I think broke some laws by walking through this hotel.
Speaker 3: Put that in your pants again. I'm putting things, you know.
Speaker 1: I did want to ask, what how did you? My
Speaker 1: favorite scene of the season was when they randomly cut
Speaker 1: to you just playing with you summer sad, and they
Speaker 1: brought in like the Japanese music.
Speaker 2: Oh lord.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't leave my house until I got it.
Speaker 2: Around like they made.
Speaker 1: They were like, we're not going until you've filmed that.
Speaker 3: Oh like you know they were. They were gassing it
Speaker 3: up in a way of like it's unique. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like it is, it is an antique. But I
Speaker 3: was like, guys, I don't even want to take it out.
Speaker 3: It's that old and like that valuable, fragile. They're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: just like I can't swing it around, I can't do
Speaker 3: anything crazy with it.
Speaker 1: Just unsheath, it's for you dancing against the wall with it.
Speaker 1: They really saw you coming.
Speaker 3: Look look you see you see a little gold nugget,
Speaker 3: you know, stoopid pick it up?
Speaker 2: And do you go? Depends on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from me off that we speaking of people going low.
Speaker 1: You did drop your dear wife at the wedding?
Speaker 2: Nice? Ye? Yeah, nice? Nice? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that reaction strong, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh Lord?
Speaker 1: You wanted to what was the quo? Can we remove
Speaker 1: this from the broadcast? Yeah, no, it's really Yeah.
Speaker 2: You gotta understand my mind was in panic mode. Yeah
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: Hey, it was for yourself, for her, huh, for yourself,
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 2: For the whole thing, like hunging.
Speaker 3: I asked if she was okay about fifteen times after that,
Speaker 3: Hey yeah, and she was just kept laughing.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's going to be iconic. It's going to be a
Speaker 3: meme bye by this and that it was a mean
Speaker 3: and then what happened It was no longer a meme,
Speaker 3: So narrator it was funny, though, God damn, wasn't it funny?
Speaker 3: They played it about fifteen times.
Speaker 1: Actually, but did you genuinely believe they would cut out
Speaker 1: the show? Because you asked nicely?
Speaker 2: Lord? No, no, good lord no.
Speaker 3: But like I was like physically sick in the stomach
Speaker 3: because like, who what dickhead drops his wife after his
Speaker 3: mates is just telling his new wife how much he
Speaker 3: can squat.
Speaker 1: I feel this sat there tone for the whole marriage,
Speaker 1: didn't they just dropped.
Speaker 2: That's right, and then apologetic.
Speaker 1: That's that first night I made that meme of you
Speaker 1: where it cut between you singing that of course you're
Speaker 1: the voice.
Speaker 3: Look, the man's good, all right, he's good.
Speaker 1: But then again, I have to ask why did when
Speaker 1: producers said, hey, why don't you stand here and sing
Speaker 1: a song? Why did you go? Okay?
Speaker 3: I had no other thought in my mind, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck it, I'll give a crack.
Speaker 1: What would you like to sing us out of the podcast?
Speaker 2: Okay? I can't do it.
Speaker 3: I can't, all right now, No, I'm gonna do the original,
Speaker 3: the original.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, this is gonna be.
Speaker 3: Terrible, guys, I apologize in advance to you everyone in
Speaker 3: this room. Yep, that's the way it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: little time.
Speaker 1: Then, No, just a vision board. We're gonna singing lessons,
Speaker 1: singing singing lessons.
Speaker 2: See, I told you, I told you.
Speaker 3: See I was coerced into this. I did not want
Speaker 3: to fucking do that.
Speaker 1: I learned from the master producers. Oh God, Ryan, it's
Speaker 1: been a pleasure, mate. After that sing, you got sweaty pumps.
Speaker 2: I think we have to sing like.
Speaker 1: You've told us, are to release in a warrior. God
Speaker 1: insure you are God bless. So that was it. Possibly,
Speaker 1: as I said my most stupid interview today, I'm still
Speaker 1: pulling together my part two of what happened over the
Speaker 1: weekend when I spent forty eight I was with the cast.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be big and hectic, and I'm still every
Speaker 1: two minutes I'm remembering something else now, like my Hangovers,
Speaker 1: fighting and tonight. So last episode of the season, So
Speaker 1: let's all look forward to that and then I will
Speaker 1: speak to you tomorrow. Goodbye.