Speaker 1: I'm actually a bit excited about Eurovision.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been a bit blue the last
Speaker 1: few years. I haven't been excited for a while, but
Speaker 1: I feel like the temperature is about to heat up.
Speaker 1: SBS has picked the candidate who's going to perform.
Speaker 2: So none of this Eurovision decides stuff.
Speaker 1: Australia decides. Remember that it was a whole show. We
Speaker 1: would perform, you'd vote, which is like the olden days,
Speaker 1: double low, double five.
Speaker 2: I mean that screams cost cutting. Sorry, I'll putting on
Speaker 2: a show. We'll just decide.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe Australia doesn't know how to decide, is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Also that I mean they screwed it up with Reggie Bird?
Speaker 2: Am I right? Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Jokes? Crisis one was the real winner.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they have chosen a exciting and unusual act. The
Speaker 1: song he's going to be performing is called Milkshake Man.
Speaker 1: I've already chosen that. I love it.
Speaker 2: He should do a remix with Kellus.
Speaker 1: What does he mean by that? I can tell you
Speaker 1: on a taste of the milkshake man.
Speaker 2: Don't ask me that on it Okay, he's.
Speaker 1: A French background and I should call him by his
Speaker 1: name Gojo.
Speaker 3: If you want to look at him on Instagram, his
Speaker 3: handle his Hey, I'm go Jo.
Speaker 1: Hey, Gojo. His father is French, so he's got that
Speaker 1: downpat the whole eurobiz got it. And he's like there
Speaker 1: are French words in the song in the Milkshake Man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you know he's hoping that that gets him a
Speaker 1: few votes. But as he says, you can't dictate boats,
Speaker 1: maybe they won't like milkshakes.
Speaker 4: Australia. My name is Gojo and I would be representing
Speaker 4: Australia at Eurovision twenty twenty five. I'm would be bringing
Speaker 4: the Milkshake Man to Basil and Switzerland and I can't
Speaker 4: wait to see you there, Dunn.
Speaker 1: Imagine how horrified his father would be. Who is you know?
Speaker 1: I imagine quite an elegant frenchman wee.
Speaker 2: Wie and.
Speaker 1: His son. He never would have thought growing up on
Speaker 1: the outskirts of Paris that he would have a son
Speaker 1: that sounded like that when he opened his mouth.
Speaker 2: Make him speak again, Jack, make him speak yes.
Speaker 4: Good Australia. My name's Gojo and I would be representing
Speaker 4: Australia Europe.
Speaker 1: Australia. Well, I'm gay Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, he grew up off the greed with his family
Speaker 3: in w A, so I wonder if his dad was
Speaker 3: there for that.
Speaker 1: I just love it so much. If you've spent any
Speaker 1: time at all on TikTok, we are just talking rubbish
Speaker 1: and you're like, I've been all over this for ages.
Speaker 1: He became famous on the tiki talkie, as my friend
Speaker 1: Aaron calls it. For this number.
Speaker 2: She's got a town where she.
Speaker 1: Wait. Well, I love it, missus Hollywood. That's a true talent.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited. I reckon wear a chance?
Speaker 2: Should we go over?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Awesome?
Speaker 1: I just can I tell you like, Europe is wonderful.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a long way way, but man, is it
Speaker 2: worth it.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I've got it in me.
Speaker 2: No, So don't be like that yet, don't.
Speaker 1: Be that's it. No, I think last year that was it.
Speaker 1: I was one and done.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. We'll talk about this off theair. We
Speaker 2: can't put a nail in your europe coffin already.
Speaker 1: Hey, guess who's on a plane. Not me obviously on trake.
Speaker 2: He's out of here. Man, he's got.
Speaker 1: Four more shows. My mind is blown. I'm such a
Speaker 1: good girl that it would not cross my mind. Ye,
Speaker 1: if I had four things booked that people were counting
Speaker 1: on me to turn up to do, it would not
Speaker 1: cross my mind unless I was dead to not do it.
Speaker 1: To brazenly fly out. People are following him on Flight Raider.
Speaker 3: Yes, So he took off out of Brisbane this morning
Speaker 3: after performing last night.
Speaker 2: It's showing because they have to log where they're going.
Speaker 3: It's showing that his jet is going to stop in
Speaker 3: Fiji and then I believe why, and then onto Canada,
Speaker 3: back home to Toronto. And he's still got four shows left.
Speaker 3: He's got a show in Brisbane on March four. He's
Speaker 3: then got to go to Auckland for a couple of shows.
Speaker 3: He had another Sydney show left.
Speaker 1: What does he just go now?
Speaker 2: I'm going Well, here's my theory. He went real hard.
Speaker 2: Right at the start of his trip.
Speaker 3: He was at Mason Bitade, and he was at Crown
Speaker 3: and went to Perth, went to Sydney.
Speaker 2: I think he's just like, I've had enough, I want
Speaker 2: to go home.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think?
Speaker 2: Hold on, we're going home.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think? I think he had
Speaker 1: an inside spy in his entourage and Australian represented it. It
Speaker 1: that gave him all the great places to go to
Speaker 1: in Melbourne because they're your places. Now, how much time
Speaker 1: have you spent in Brisbane to recommend anywhere for Drake
Speaker 1: to go. He's had a loss, he misses Masombitade.
Speaker 2: So he's back to Toronto.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show. Well, that
Speaker 1: song feels like it's from a very long time ago.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show. The reason I
Speaker 1: say that is because we're going here Chrissy's click fate,
Speaker 1: red alert emergency. What Justin Bieber is not well? Some
Speaker 1: footage appeared not that long ago and it's still up.
Speaker 1: You reckon it's because he's on a plane.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I mean I think the forty which is fun,
Speaker 3: but I could see in the footage.
Speaker 1: You think it's fun.
Speaker 3: Well, like he seems like he's having a good time.
Speaker 3: He doesn't seem unwell in the footage. Jack, No, look
Speaker 3: he's not.
Speaker 2: Like go to his Instagram at Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: I shared it to my story because it makes I
Speaker 1: arrived at a party or a house and you were
Speaker 1: in the kitchen with someone I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Doing this happens most weekends.
Speaker 1: I would drag you out by your clickable t shirt
Speaker 1: ha ha, and of call your mother like a.
Speaker 3: Like a.
Speaker 2: He's dabbling in a bit of wrap.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds fine, but we've seen the visual his eyes.
Speaker 1: He looks like the screen that that piece of art
Speaker 1: by Edvard Munch. You know, he looks.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's been hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2: Let's just look.
Speaker 1: The eyes looked like the two eggs that I cracked
Speaker 1: in a bowl for my son this morning, just glossy,
Speaker 1: staring up at me.
Speaker 3: High like a magpie.
Speaker 2: I go, like a bad guy. That guy, he flies
Speaker 2: high like a magpie.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? He's that's a Billie Eilish thing. May
Speaker 1: apparently that the magpie that has a face of a
Speaker 1: seagull inside it was a Billie Eilish thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she said at one of her shows. I think, and
Speaker 1: then that the second one, the second line of that
Speaker 1: stupid drug addled song also references Billie Eilish like a magpie.
Speaker 1: I go like a bad guy. There you go?
Speaker 2: Maybe he did he did feature on that guy?
Speaker 1: May god, I really, I really wish she would check
Speaker 1: himself into someone, clean up his act something there. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about Zoe Cravats queen now Lenny Kravats.
Speaker 1: I'm old enough to know her father, and he is magic.
Speaker 1: Have you done a deep dive into Lenny Kravitz's music,
Speaker 1: like properly? He would really like it? I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he had a daughter with Lisa Bonnet from The
Speaker 1: Cosby Show and that is the result. I know, the
Speaker 1: most brilliant. She's such a great actress. She went out
Speaker 1: with Channing Tatum for a while.
Speaker 3: We were talking about Nicole Kidman earlier. I fell in
Speaker 3: love with Zoe on Big Little Lights.
Speaker 2: That's when I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was great in that she was She's like
Speaker 1: a I don't know, she's a kinetic energy.
Speaker 2: She's a full vibe.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she sat down with El magazine and talked about
Speaker 1: the end of her relationship with Channing Tatum. I just
Speaker 1: never thought they looked right together.
Speaker 2: You did always say it, whereas I'm the complete opposite.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing the pat peaks of them riding their.
Speaker 3: Bikes through New York City and I was like, what
Speaker 3: an iconic cool couple like love them?
Speaker 1: That is a very cool thing to do. But what
Speaker 1: is the term when a woman leaves a man and
Speaker 1: she just it's not a glow up?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? It's it should be a specific thing. No,
Speaker 1: because you can have a glow up anytime. You don't
Speaker 1: have to be newly single revenge like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go glow up a breakup glow up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, in fact, most of the time, women just they
Speaker 1: just look magnificent a relationship. There's nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the man. It's you know, I'm not being mean here,
Speaker 1: but look at her.
Speaker 3: She's been reborn.
Speaker 2: But what did she say about him?
Speaker 1: She said it was grateful. She's grateful for him.
Speaker 3: You didn't even want to read the main part of
Speaker 3: the story because he was nice about it.
Speaker 2: Read the quote. It's lovely.
Speaker 1: I love this thing that we made together, and I
Speaker 1: care for him very much. I just feel so grateful
Speaker 1: that we got to go on that journey together. When
Speaker 1: she win Australian Idol, so he has so much more
Speaker 1: coming and I think he's in a place as an
Speaker 1: actor where he's feeling really confident and people are seeing
Speaker 1: different sides of him.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they get back together. I love them.
Speaker 3: I love Billy Eilish more and coming up on Ricky
Speaker 3: leat Tim and Joel Next they are sitting down with her.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to hear this same.
Speaker 2: I've also had a sneak peek at the log and
Speaker 2: there's a lot of Billie Eilish fantastic log.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the consummate professional and radio god Tim
Speaker 1: Blackwell will actually have a few rough feathers over Billy Eilish.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
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