1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. What have they done now? Okay? 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,279 Speaker 1: Next one is Ashley. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 2: You know when they just like sign They're like it's like, really, 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 2: what do you have to be signing about? 5 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: Relatable relata. 6 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 3: Relatable's podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy, 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,279 Speaker 3: and Oddie Clark aka Mummy, Mummy and Daddy and all 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 3: the baddies. You guys are the baddies. 9 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: That's it. 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 3: I had something weird happened. I was driving home from 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 3: Sydney the other day and I was driving. 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: I didn't take the tolls roads sevens of money. 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 3: I was just saving. Yeah, it's like the tolls, it's. 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: Like twenty bus it's twenty dollars and very often, unless 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: it's peak our traffic, you're what you are saving twenty 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: to thirty minutes. 17 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 3: If there's no traffic, you're saving zero minutes. It's the 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 3: exactly amount of time. Really crazy. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: They just put it in. I swear they put maps 20 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: in the toll so it makes it look like a 21 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: gone fast and you spend money. Is this a rant? 22 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 3: No, it's just something weird having So I took I 23 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 3: risked it and I was like, look, it's Sunday avo. 24 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 3: Surely there's no traffic going out of Sydney. So and 25 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 3: there was a little bit, but it wasn't bad. It 26 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 3: probably only added five minutes. But I was driving and 27 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: there's I'm in the middle lane. There's three lanes. I'm 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 3: in the middle lane. Just like one car up to 29 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 3: the right, it was like an older Mercedes, was like 30 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 3: nice older Mercedes sun roofs blah blah blah. Right next 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 3: to me behind that car was a guy in a 32 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 3: rental car, one of there's no birds rentals to We 33 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 3: had a Hatchback with his green Pea plates. And so 34 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 3: I just randomly the guy in the front Mercedes caught 35 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 3: my eye and he was doing this in his mirror 36 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 3: to the guy behind him. 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 4: He was like putting the finger. 38 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: Up and then he starts to clap it and I'm like, 39 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: what the fuck? 40 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 4: And then we went again. 41 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 3: I was like, what was like the guy must have 42 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 3: done some I don't know, and he's driving too close 43 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 3: to him. And the guy was older in the Mercedes, 44 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 3: by the way, and so he's doing this, he's doing stuff. 45 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 3: And then we get to another light stop, same positions, 46 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 3: and I look at him and he starts doing in 47 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 3: the back mirror this, I'm not even shooting you. 48 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: He starts going like. 49 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: This, like putting his having a sex. Yeah, he's like 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: doing finger through the hole in his other hand. And 51 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 1: then he's like clapping again and he's like mad at 52 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: this dude for some reason. And so I still am. 53 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,800 Speaker 4: Just like what the fuck is going on? 54 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm so intrigued he does having cass cks. 55 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 4: I don't know what was going on. 56 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 3: And so and then they kind of their lane went 57 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 3: quicker than mine for some reason, and I was like. 58 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: No, I was so invested in this. No, I'm so invested. 59 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,679 Speaker 1: My lane catches back up and I was this time, 60 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: I was like fuck it. I'm like I want to 61 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: be involved. Yeah, And so he's doing this shit again. 62 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 4: He's like fuck you clapping to it, and I'm like, 63 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 4: what's he doing? So I was like, fuck it. 64 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: I look over to my rio at the other at 65 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: the other guy, and he looks over. He must have 66 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: seen me t me. He looks over and I was like, 67 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: what's going on and he goes, I don't know. 68 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 4: We both just started laughing. I was like, what's going on? 69 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: And then the guy in the Mercedes starts doing it 70 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: to me because I'm now on this guy's side. Is 71 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: this all going on in the freeway? 72 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 4: It was no. 73 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: It was like not in the freeway yet, it was 74 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: like going out of Sydney, just on the normal roads. 75 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 3: And I was just like what the fuck? And all 76 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 3: I wanted to do was just follow this Mercedes and 77 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 3: pull out of the car and just be like, look, 78 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 3: I just want to know what. 79 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: Was going on. But I didn't, obviously, But the guy 80 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: started like doing it. 81 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,959 Speaker 4: He was doing it to both of us. 82 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: What does that mean? What's that? Does that mean? 83 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 4: Like this means like, fuck off, wanker. It was weird. 84 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: It was the weirdest thing ever. And I was like, 85 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: that guy, the guy in the white car must have 86 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: he must have been too close, so she's on his 87 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: green peas. But everyone, it was, everyone was like this 88 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: far from each other, so that's funny. Though I have 89 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: no idea what he would have been doing. 90 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 3: It was. 91 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: I was so invested, you have no idea. I turned 92 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: to my podcast off, I turned everything off. I was invested, 93 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: and I was like driving like this. I was driving 94 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: like how a girl drives. I was like this, and 95 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: I was like I was like, fuck. 96 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 4: It was so funny. 97 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: It's funny. That's funny. But yeah, and I got involved 98 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: and now I'm part of the plot. I think you 99 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: might have got car fucked. 100 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 4: I think I got car fun Oh god. 101 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: But today, Jake, I wanted to start the podcast with 102 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: husband material signs his husband material. So this is signs 103 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: his husband Material, wonderful last time. 104 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 4: What do we do? 105 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: We did boyfriend material last signs his boyfriend Science his 106 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: boyfriend material one step above. Yeah, the boyfriend was easy. 107 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 1: This is one step we're actually a little bit harder 108 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: to think of. 109 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: I found these Oh okay, I did find these little 110 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 3: harder to think of as well. But I was doing 111 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 3: a little bit of research and I was like going 112 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 3: on TikTok and I was like I just wrote in 113 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 3: like Science's husband material, and. 114 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 4: All these people were doing like mad. 115 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: Serious stuff like he's got purpose, like blah blah blah, 116 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: and I was like fuck that I wouldn do something different. 117 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: So I had to go and like get half of mine, 118 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: like serious and half a funny. Okay, okay, I'll start 119 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: signs his husband Material. No matter how bad your day is, 120 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: he always makes you feel better and brightens it. 121 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 5: Up. 122 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 3: I like that one. Yeah, that's that's it. 123 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,239 Speaker 1: That's good. That's fair, warm and fuzzy feeling. 124 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 5: Yeah. 125 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 4: I to go off that, I said one. 126 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: If he knows you've had a bad day or a 127 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: hard day, he surprises you with your favorite takeaway meal. 128 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I had. This makes you feel good 129 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,480 Speaker 1: in the stomach. Yeah yeah, yeah, even just thinking about it, yeah, exactly. 130 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: Husband material. When you go to the beach, he's waiting feud. 131 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: Rub sunscreen on his back so he can build sand castles. 132 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: He just wants to go play. All he wants to 133 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: do is play. He's got to let his interchild in 134 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: out every once and there with sunscreen in his hands. 135 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: Come on, come on, at what age do you think? Like? Never, never, 136 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: I was gonna. 137 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 3: Say, like, at what age do you think? 138 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 1: Say we take our kids and the wife, the whole 139 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: family go on a date of the water park. You know, 140 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 1: went wild in Sydney, big fucking water park, big slides. 141 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 3: The mom's growing up. I feel like they all always 142 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 3: all they want to do is use it as a 143 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 3: day to kind of sit and they stay and they 144 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 3: protect the food, and they protect them all the towels 145 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 3: and shit, and they relax and the dad's quite often 146 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 3: will take everyone on the slides. At what point does 147 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 3: that not become fine and become a chore? Like, I 148 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 3: think I'm just gonna love it. I thought the whole 149 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 3: reason we have kids and so we could be a 150 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 3: child again. 151 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 5: Yeah. 152 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: Literally, it gives us an excuse because I can't go 153 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: to the water park when I'm like forty by myself. 154 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: You best believe if I even if I don't have 155 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: the money, I'm saving as much as I can for 156 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 1: those fast passes, so we're not waiting seriously, signs his 157 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: husband Material. 158 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 3: He treats you the way you would want your daughter 159 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 3: to be treated. 160 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 1: Oh that is good. I thought you were gonna go funny. 161 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 4: That's a good one. 162 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: That's a really good one. Very good. Signs his husband Material. 163 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: He can reverse a trailer. Facts, bro, there's something about it. 164 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 1: Why Yeah, and I reckon that's getting rare and rarer 165 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 1: as we go. 166 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 4: I'm so happy my dad told me how to do that. 167 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: I can send me to it. I wouldn't back myself, 168 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 1: but I can do it. 169 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, I'm pretty confident my dad told 170 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 3: me to do it. But my dad has a big trailer, 171 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 3: and the bigger the trailer, the easier it is. It 172 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 3: is the smaller the trailer. It's like a little turn 173 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 3: makes that thing turn heaps for some reason. This jack knife, Yeah, 174 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 3: oh jackknife. But dad is so true. 175 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: That's manhood right there. 176 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 3: That's like a test. There should be a husband test. 177 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: And it's like, can you reverse a trailer? That's all 178 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 3: you have to do is reverse a trailer. 179 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: Well, think even about like the caravan trips you know, 180 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: to go when you have kids. You can't afford like 181 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: fancy hotels. You're going to giget in the caravan for 182 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: five kodot first that in the campsite. 183 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 3: Oh fuck, that's a good point. Science his husband material 184 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 3: he encourages your online shopping spreees. 185 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: Oh should he encourage or should he? 186 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 4: You don't want to be hiding it from him? 187 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: Or should you? Should he put her in your place? 188 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 3: No? 189 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 4: No, no, don't put her in her place. I don't reckon. 190 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: You should be encouraging. That's giving her his card and encourage. 191 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: That's their money now exactly. They could buy their money. 192 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 4: So whatever. 193 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can buy a new golf club. Golf 194 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: clubs are like four grands. Sometimes true, true, true little 195 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: things that up though, Yeah, when are we going to 196 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: get into golf? I don't know. I don't think I will. 197 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 4: I think you will. 198 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: I think if my dad said he wasn't really and 199 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: now he's into it, I reckon, we're going to get 200 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: into golf. So we're still athletics, so we can go 201 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: to the gym and run and do everything. Like there 202 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: comes to a point in your life where you can't 203 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: do those things. 204 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 3: Golf Apparently it doesn't always have to be. But apparently 205 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 3: I've heard golf is a rich man's game. Is that 206 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 3: so maybe if we get rich, If we get rich 207 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 3: one day we'll be like, oh, we have to like 208 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: if we have to go be amateur golfers with five 209 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 3: thousand dollars golf clubs. 210 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: Obviously, if you come to me one day and go, Odie, 211 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: how much money you got in your bank account, I 212 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: go just two meal time to get some clubs. 213 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 4: Let's go get it. Let's go get that membership. Let's 214 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 4: go get that membership. 215 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: We get the we'll get someone in the golf cart 216 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,680 Speaker 1: and bring around a couple of beers. It's ridiculous how 217 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: much money those golf clubs, membership cuss. 218 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, some of them are like hundreds of thousands. 219 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:02,959 Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. 220 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Is a rich man's sport, very rich 221 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: man's sport signs his husband material time doesn't exist when 222 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: you're together. 223 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, that could go both boyfriend and husband. 224 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, a husband. 225 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 3: So it's just like that's a timeless one. 226 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: I think timeless. I think it transcends to like because 227 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: when you're in the boyfriend's stage, like it's sort of 228 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: it doesn't disappear because I reckon the longer you with someone, 229 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: that timeless thing kind of disappears a little bit. If 230 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: it stays there, then you can husband. 231 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 3: Yeah facts, if you you know how there's like the 232 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 3: honeymoon phase. Yeah, and then you kind of come out 233 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 3: of it and you're dating for a few years when 234 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 3: once he drops a knee, I assume like it's exciting, 235 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But then once you get married, like, 236 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 3: do you ever reignite the honeymoon. 237 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: Phase when you do a new big thing? Because the 238 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: start of a relationship's. 239 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 4: A big thing. 240 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: That's a good point. I think you always recognite it 241 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: with little gestures. Yeah, wedding's got to be one has 242 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 1: to be what I reckon I'm gonna have, like the 243 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: is wedding s like outside and spend all my money 244 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: on like a hectic holiday. Same bro, why am I 245 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 1: paying for other people's fun? I'm having the tiniest wedding. 246 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 3: Also because I don't want to stay up late and 247 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 3: I want to say goodbye to minimal people. 248 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. I don't like like small talk conversations. 249 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,959 Speaker 1: Fucking no way, bro, people actually want to have converse 250 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: with and then get pissed with after Yeah, like, come 251 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: to my wedding, bring me a wedding gift? Do they 252 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: still do gifts? Is that a thing? 253 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 4: I think a wedding. 254 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: Gift is a thing that you bring gift my list. 255 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,960 Speaker 1: Some people have that, remember what's it called? But some 256 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,600 Speaker 1: people have a lift of things that we want for 257 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: our wedding gifts. And it's just going to be like 258 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: I get it if you have kids on the way 259 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 1: or you have kids, like because kids are expensive. But 260 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: like if I'm asking for like a Nintendo DS, like 261 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 1: I'm asking for like a I'm going to what I'm 262 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,960 Speaker 1: gonna ask for is I'm going to be like the 263 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,199 Speaker 1: main thing we want is a matching Smeg appliance as kid, 264 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 1: Oh get me, like the Smeg toaster, the Smeg kettle, 265 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 1: the Smeg everything. Do your parents still have nice plates 266 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: from their wedding like my parents do. 267 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 3: Some people put their wedding cake in their free zone, 268 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 3: have a slice of at every anniversary. 269 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: That's weird. 270 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 3: That's not weird. 271 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird. Eat it. Who cares, it's just cake. Honestly, 272 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm chucking that ship out if it doesn't get eat 273 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: just eat it, or like, yeah, that's weird. 274 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:23,080 Speaker 3: Scigns his husband material. He doesn't leave toothpaste stains in 275 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 3: the sink. 276 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 1: Oh, that would be I guess I'm not a husband material. 277 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:29,959 Speaker 1: Like why does it matter? 278 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,560 Speaker 4: Because I reckon that would be so annoying. 279 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,720 Speaker 1: What why is it annoying? I just think that it 280 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: would be so annoying to for the toothpastetains that always 281 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 1: be in the scenk. Yeah, but like, you don't. It's 282 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: not like you're putting your hand in the scenk. 283 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 3: It's the little thing. 284 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: It doesn't. 285 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 4: It doesn't doesn't. It's not about you, it's about her. 286 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,320 Speaker 1: It doesn't the performance of the sink. 287 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,439 Speaker 4: It doesn't it what it makes it look ugly if we. 288 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: Have company ugly one day, I'm not going to say 289 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,199 Speaker 1: you look like. 290 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 4: Just let it be. I'll do one more than signs 291 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 4: his husband Material. 292 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 3: Changes the toilet paper roll when it runs out. 293 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: I do that, Okay, Yeah, the toilets are going pretty good. Yeah, yeah, 294 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,199 Speaker 1: I do the toilet paper thing because like I'm just 295 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,719 Speaker 1: leaving it an empty toilet roll there, Okay, fair, I 296 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: might leave the thing on like not in the bin, 297 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: but like I put a new I'll put a new 298 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 1: roll on even mid poop and it runs out as 299 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,560 Speaker 1: a roll behind you. So you get the thing, you 300 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 1: just throw it. You just like miss the bin and 301 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,079 Speaker 1: then you put your new one. You just leave it 302 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: on the ground, throw behind the door or something. All 303 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: the time, signs his husband Material. You guys don't need 304 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,720 Speaker 1: to have sex to have a good time. 305 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 3: I love that. I don't think I'm the horniest dude. Ah, 306 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 3: I don't know. 307 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: Like, don't get me wrong, I like it, but I 308 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 1: am also fully content with going like three separate times 309 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: of hanging out not doing it. I'm kind of Yeah. 310 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,119 Speaker 1: Do you who has the highest sect drive in your relationship? 311 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,439 Speaker 1: I want to say it's not me. Honestly, I want 312 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: to say it's not me really, it's it's equal. 313 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 4: It's definitely equal. 314 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 3: But yeah, I told you about I told you the 315 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 3: funny story of that, of that thing she did, of 316 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,680 Speaker 3: how she acted like a guy where that was my 317 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 3: last chance. Fuck, that was funny. But I definitely I 318 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 3: think like there's a there's a fine line if it 319 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 3: gets to if we get ready for bed and get 320 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 3: into bed, I'm I'm ready for sleep. 321 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 4: I'm not. 322 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,199 Speaker 3: I'm not keen on ramping up my heart rate to 323 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 3: get into a sexy mood. So like I would, I 324 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 3: would prefer to do it then get ready for bed. 325 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 3: So if I for bed, I'm kind of like, nah, 326 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 3: we're not doing it. 327 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 4: I like. 328 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:49,680 Speaker 1: I like that, like six seven o'clock marks like prime time, perfect, perfect, 329 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,719 Speaker 1: you have a shower exactly. It's a good way to 330 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 1: get some laugh bitter energy out for the day because 331 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 1: you wanted to be like spontaneous and like you're just 332 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: sitting there and then one of you come on to 333 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 1: each other. But then like like that's six or seven, 334 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 1: like it's just come on, like. 335 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 3: Signs his husband material. You aren't afraid of how he's 336 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 3: going to react. If you tell him something that he 337 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 3: did made you feel like shit, Oh that is good. 338 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not afraid of his reaction. 339 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 3: He's not going to be like super defensive and just 340 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 3: kind of make you feel like it's not worth it. 341 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: I think as soon as you want to keep something 342 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: to yourself because you're afraid of how he's going to 343 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 1: react or she's going to react, is when there's she'll 344 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,720 Speaker 1: probably reassess your relationship. 345 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, think about. 346 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 3: It and just yeah, because I would want to know 347 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 3: if I was to make someone feel that way, I 348 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 3: would want to know because I don't think I would 349 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 3: ever do it on purpose. 350 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: But some people get very defensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I 351 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: mean like I definitely would. 352 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 3: I think I've gotten defensive in the past because you 353 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 3: don't want to think that you're doing something wrong. 354 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 1: No, I think there's also something beautiful in husband material. 355 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: They can see before what they do is if it's 356 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: going to affect you in that way, they're not going 357 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: to do it, or they talk to you before they 358 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: do it and they get your opinion. Yeah, I like that, 359 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,040 Speaker 1: but they can see they know you as a person. 360 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, even if it's not a bad thing, 361 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 1: but it's that's how they react. Yeah, yeah, signs his 362 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 1: husband Material. He already has a dad sense of humor 363 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: and dad jokes are on fire. 364 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 3: I like that one good. 365 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's got to be default. 366 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's got to be our dad jokes pretty good. 367 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 4: I don't think I'm a big dad joke on we are. 368 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: Really we just laugh at each other and think it's funny. 369 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 4: Well we think that. 370 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: Hold up here you go signs his husband material when 371 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 1: he's with his mates, hit their laughs, sinker. I all 372 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: Beth says to me, is every video you post, you 373 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: guys laugh and then the end of the videos you 374 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,720 Speaker 1: guys just going together, And I'm like, it's just wearing. 375 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 4: Periods of. 376 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: That's a's My girlfriend would say, that's connection. 377 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's connection exactly. 378 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,560 Speaker 1: Are you out? Yeah? Okay, my last one signs his 379 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: husband Material. He has good genetics. 380 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 4: Hey, sometimes a couple of uglies will make it pretty. 381 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: He but like if you're looking at it and you're 382 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 1: thinking about maybe I can have kids with him, like 383 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 1: you want him to be like six for it, you 384 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: wanted to be six like nice jawline. He's still got 385 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: his hair, Like, let's be honest, Like, let's true. If 386 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: he's twenty five and he's got all those things, he's 387 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 1: doing all right, Yeah, okay, if he's twenty five and 388 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: he's bored, he kind of like fuck, I don't know, yeah, 389 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: like that, want to. 390 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 4: Give my kids the best chance. 391 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: I don't want my kid to get bullied. Like that 392 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: was husband material. 393 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 3: Radio Guys got dilemmas again this week, And if you 394 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 3: want to send one in Instagram, link in bioscroll to 395 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 3: the bottom confession sorry, not confessions, dilemmas and send them 396 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 3: in and we'll read them on the pod. 397 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 1: And this dilemma might be relatable for our small percentage 398 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: of male listeners. Oh okay, but it's going to give 399 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: an insight to how we think. Okay, maybe okay, my 400 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: boyfriend can't get it up. For context, he is a 401 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: virgin and I'm not, so I understand that there would 402 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: be quite a few nerves going around. It must be hard. 403 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: I forgot to get it up when this happens. This, however, 404 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: is the fifth time it has happened, and we've been 405 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: trying to get it up. But it's getting to the 406 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: point where I'm starting to worry that we're just never 407 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: gonna have sex ha haha. It's great to know that 408 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,160 Speaker 1: he doesn't just want to hook up and generally likes 409 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: me for me. But at what point do I talk 410 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: to him about it? Or do I just wait it out? 411 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,120 Speaker 1: Thanks a worried girlfriend. 412 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 3: I mean, look, girls want to have sex too. 413 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 414 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 5: I know. 415 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,640 Speaker 1: So he's a virgin. He's tried to have sex five 416 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,919 Speaker 1: times and it's just not happened. 417 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 3: I wonder if just major nerves coming to play there. 418 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 1: I reckon, they reckon, they do for sure. I don't know. 419 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 1: As me, I. 420 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,160 Speaker 3: Wouldn't say I've ever struggled to get it. 421 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: I've struggled on the piss yeah, fair, and that's sort 422 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:46,360 Speaker 1: I think it's majority whiskey dick. But it's also like 423 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:51,360 Speaker 1: new girl, like the nerves are there, like I don't 424 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: really know him. I'm a big person who gets in 425 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,720 Speaker 1: my own head, but I've never ever struggled with someone 426 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm comfortable like I'm dating my girlfriend. 427 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to make this girl feel like 428 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,680 Speaker 3: because it's his first time, I think there's got to 429 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 3: be a big old nerves thing coming on. 430 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 1: Oh, firstly, we address I always think this, never said. 431 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: Girls often think if the guy can't get it up. 432 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,440 Speaker 1: It is them. 433 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,360 Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, it's not You're never ever. 434 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: The girl, like they think pretty enough, I'm not sexy enough. 435 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: It's never ever the girl. 436 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, it's an It's a very very uncommon occurrence 437 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 3: that a guy. Sometimes. I'm sure you've had this, Like 438 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,080 Speaker 3: you go, you're having you're doing the deed, and for 439 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,720 Speaker 3: some reason you just can't finish. 440 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 441 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'll have times where I can finish in 442 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,680 Speaker 1: literally twenty seconds, and then I've had it's very uncommon 443 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 1: for Colin for me, but where you just can't finish 444 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 1: at all and and you don't know why, And I 445 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,119 Speaker 1: feel bad because then your girlfriend's like, fuck, like it 446 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 1: genuinely makes her feel like shit because it's so it's 447 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 1: more common for her not to finish than the guy. 448 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 1: And she's like, it's not wrong with me, and it's like, no, 449 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,119 Speaker 1: I don't know what. They always think there's something wrong 450 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: with me. It's not that, it's not that ever, it's. 451 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,920 Speaker 3: Like, I wish I could really ease your mind. 452 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. 453 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 1: I just forgot for some reason, I can't. Yeah, it's 454 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: just the biology of a male. Sometimes I think. 455 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 3: That what I think it is though, in that case, 456 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 3: is if you try so hard to not finish early 457 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 3: on and you get to a point where you can 458 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:08,239 Speaker 3: just go forever, yeah, and then you're just like, oh, 459 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 3: it's gone, You're locked in. Yeah, I'm locked in and 460 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 3: it's gone forever. 461 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about so this guy, I'm assuming he's young, 462 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: he's a virgin. I'm thinking, to be fair, I reckon, 463 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: it's very sexual talk. The first couple of times I 464 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,200 Speaker 1: had sex in life, I wasn't completely hard. 465 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 3: Oh I was. 466 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,959 Speaker 4: I definitely was. 467 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: I think I was like I was definitely past semi 468 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: but like I reckon, I was like functioning on like 469 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: seventy five percent hard enough to go in yeah yeah 470 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 1: yeah ye just because of nerves. I think, until I 471 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,640 Speaker 1: found my way something. How can you help a young 472 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 1: nervous mail out because it's all nerves. 473 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 3: It's not I'm pretty sure. 474 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,200 Speaker 4: Like he might just have ed. 475 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,760 Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I think it's nerves, like the ED 476 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: that common in people. 477 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,159 Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean I feel like this is 478 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 3: like I think it's. 479 00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:59,639 Speaker 1: More common in people over forty oh yeah yah yeah, yea, 480 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:03,920 Speaker 1: yeah yea, but what could they do? I think it's 481 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: just like baby steps, like to start off with like 482 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,639 Speaker 1: are you doing the initial four? Play good? Like for 483 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: guys need that too. 484 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 3: I reckon he's terrified about finishing earlier. Honestly, I think 485 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,240 Speaker 3: one hundred percent of his own head. I'm just thinking, 486 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 3: how can she ease she obviously is ready to go. 487 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 3: How can she ease him being in his own head 488 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 3: and he's scared that he's gonna finish. He scared he's 489 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,160 Speaker 3: not going to be good, because that's every guy's thought, 490 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 3: it's process. Mmm, I'm thinking just baby steps, like hand 491 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 3: like what was the dude like? I like hand inside 492 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 3: the thigh? We still like that, like just warming him up, 493 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 3: a bit of kissing, like slow kissing, and then maybe 494 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 3: stop for a little bit and then get back into it, 495 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:45,160 Speaker 3: like just intimate. This is actually so tough. I want 496 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,359 Speaker 3: to put myself in his head because I would like, 497 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,920 Speaker 3: I want to put myself in his head to see it. 498 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 3: Like what what I think I would need? 499 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: She asked? He obviously wants, she asked. If she doesn't 500 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: say anything, I think she should. Would that ease your 501 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: mind if you couldn't get it up? And your girlfriends 502 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: obviously hasn't said anything yet. 503 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,639 Speaker 3: Yeah shit, she's just kind of accepting it. Should she 504 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 3: say something? Do you think say something would make him 505 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 3: more stressed? Would it make it feel like he's failing her? 506 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 3: Maybe actually a little bit, because he can't get it 507 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 3: up because at the same time, so she thinks she's 508 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 3: failing him and he thinks he's failing her. 509 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: Now, m this is hard. Maybe I think I would 510 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: want to know. I think I would want to hear 511 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 1: from because they're obviously not comfortable with each other yet. Yeah, 512 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 1: I think i'd want to hear what. I would want 513 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: to hear something from her because it's not working for me. 514 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: Need some help? 515 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 3: Fuck, man, I actually want to think about this. 516 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: If I was I would want to hear. So they 517 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,360 Speaker 1: say his name is James, I'd be like, I'm the girl, 518 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,120 Speaker 1: Hey Jane, like you've just been kissing on the couch 519 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 1: and she goes, hey James, Like you would about just 520 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,400 Speaker 1: like a confidence ego boost, just hearing like your sexiest. 521 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 3: Fuck like I want you? 522 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 4: Yeah. 523 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,400 Speaker 1: That always gets me going I want you so bad? 524 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,679 Speaker 1: Yeah ah, rather than addressing the point like trying to 525 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: turn him onto the max, like you're looking so stunning 526 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: sexy tonight, Like I just want to fuck. 527 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. 528 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 3: Shit, I wonder if there's somehow you could get in 529 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 3: his head as well that that you don't care if 530 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 3: he finishes earlier, Like you got to start somewhere. Yeah, 531 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 3: he's a version, Yeah, exactly, like you got to start somewhere, like. 532 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 1: One hundred percent shorts nerves. 533 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,879 Speaker 3: I also am too. I wonder he surely he masterbates. 534 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should bring some porn out start masterbating. 535 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 3: Maybe maybe, I don't know. Maybe you need to say 536 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 3: to him, like, look, let's not have sex first time. 537 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 3: Let's start with a hand job. Yeah, and U let's 538 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 3: see if I can get you off with a hand job. 539 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 3: Just try different shit. 540 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,399 Speaker 1: Hands because he's used to a hand Maybe he goesas 541 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 1: his mind. Actually, I think you're right. Say something ease 542 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: his mind, say to him. 543 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 3: You could even just be like, hey, look like I've 544 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,960 Speaker 3: noticed that we've tried a couple of times and you're 545 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 3: not getting up. It's like, I don't know. You could 546 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 3: just be like, look, I don't know what it is. 547 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 3: It might be nerves, blah blah blah, but I really. 548 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:00,080 Speaker 1: Want to like you. 549 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 3: Just be like I just want to sort it out. 550 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,439 Speaker 3: I want to fuck you, like I want you to 551 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:04,879 Speaker 3: fuck me. 552 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,159 Speaker 1: So I want to get to the bottom of this 553 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: with you. 554 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, like I want to get to the bottom. And it's like, 555 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,120 Speaker 3: I am confident in myself as a woman that you're 556 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 3: attracted to me. I believe you that you're attracted me 557 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 3: when you say it. So let's just yeah, if you 558 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,879 Speaker 3: he might be hiding something. He might know what it 559 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 3: is and he might not be able to tell you. 560 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,080 Speaker 3: Or here you go, viagra sprinkling to the drink. 561 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,159 Speaker 4: He doesn't even know and he's like, babe, I am brick. 562 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 4: I wonder. 563 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I know friends have taken viagra. I've never 564 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: done it. It's not never, it's not good for the 565 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: old heart. 566 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 3: I was gonna say, it can't be very dangerous. 567 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: I think. So one of our friends had done it 568 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,000 Speaker 1: and he what did you doing? He ended up taking it. 569 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: To be fair, we have a friend that needed to 570 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,640 Speaker 1: take it because his things so big. 571 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,200 Speaker 4: That's too much. 572 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,879 Speaker 1: Like all the blood going down there is gonna like 573 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,479 Speaker 1: fucking make him faint on that. That's the guy who 574 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,439 Speaker 1: did it. And he woke up the next morning and 575 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,919 Speaker 1: it didn't go down for like six hours. 576 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 4: Oh scary. 577 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kind of scary, scary in his situation because. 578 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,160 Speaker 4: Couldn't live the house. 579 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way you're hiding that. But all jokes decided. 580 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,160 Speaker 1: I don't think I think that's the last result result 581 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: and you shouldn't. You should get his permission if you 582 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,600 Speaker 1: want to do that, probably, But yeah, talk about communication 583 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,200 Speaker 1: is the best thing for it to say, Hey, let's 584 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this as work this out together. 585 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 1: What do you need from me? 586 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 6: Like? 587 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 1: Why is what's going on in your head? Like I 588 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 1: just want to have sex with you so hot and staying, 589 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 1: let's make this happen. Yeah, and also, there is this 590 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,880 Speaker 1: chocolate you can buy. 591 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,480 Speaker 4: Dude, just don't laugh at me. 592 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 3: There's this chocolate you can buy and you could just 593 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 3: buy it and be like, look, I got this chocolate. 594 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,159 Speaker 3: We both eat half and it makes us both sep hawny. 595 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: Really Yeah, maybe it's a whipped cream like like such 596 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: fun with it. Sex is meant to be fun, Like 597 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,480 Speaker 1: you got to get him out of his own head. 598 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: Once he realizes that it's meant for me for fun, 599 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: he'll he'll be all good. 600 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 3: It's got to be nervous. 601 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. Coming up next is what have they done now? 602 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 3: Oh, guys, I think we've got some juicy ones today. 603 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,880 Speaker 1: We do have some juicy ones that you haven't heard these. Yeah, yeah, 604 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: he hasn't heard him. If you want to send in 605 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: what have they've done now, anything like petty or like 606 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 1: sort of funny but annoying that your boy does, or 607 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: your cousin or your mum. Send us a little voice 608 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: message on Instagram. That's all you gotta do. So the 609 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: first one is from April when I wake. 610 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 2: Up to his alarm. He gets out of bed and 611 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 2: opens the curtains and I don't have to be up 612 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 2: for another two hours. 613 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,920 Speaker 4: That is criminal, isn't it. That is criminal. 614 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 1: That's borderline breakup material. If you ask me, that's your 615 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: That can't be real. That would piss me off to 616 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 1: the max. 617 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 4: You have no idea how angry I would get. 618 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,880 Speaker 1: You imagine. And that would be so many relationships where 619 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,679 Speaker 1: the guy gets up to be a trading first and 620 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,640 Speaker 1: this leaves his girl in bed. 621 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 4: Rather than sign oh my god. 622 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:47,639 Speaker 3: I used to fucking when I had when I was 623 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 3: a trady. This is and I was with a girlfriend 624 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 3: ages ago, ex girlfriend, so she would stay over and 625 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 3: it was during COVID. Yeah, and I was because I 626 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 3: was a trade I got to keep working because I 627 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 3: was apparently a profect something that was me. But she 628 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 3: was on job keeper or job seeker or something, so 629 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,919 Speaker 3: she just like was doing nothing but getting paid. I 630 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 3: was living. 631 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: I was fucking living, by the way. But she would 632 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: stay over and I would have to wake up at 633 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,439 Speaker 1: like five thirty. I get up, I get out of 634 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,919 Speaker 1: bed slowly. 635 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,679 Speaker 3: She'd just be snoozing, and then I'd go out and 636 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 3: I'd like make my coffee in the breakfast really quietly, 637 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 3: and then I'd go in and I would i'd like 638 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 3: give her a little like kiss on the head goodbye. 639 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 1: Lah lah lah, and I'd just be quiet as fun. 640 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 1: And I'm try and be so quiet, even the kiss 641 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: on the floyd it's so cute. Yeah, but I just 642 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 1: couldn't imagine what she would have done if I work, 643 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, let's get this day going. 644 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 1: Whoa boom boom boom. You want a coffee? All good, 645 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 1: I'll have one, La la la la, flyings open. 646 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 4: That's all we're all around there. Fuck that are you serious? 647 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,720 Speaker 1: I'd pat that so much. Oh my god, So that 648 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 1: is not valid. 649 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 3: No, that was even that was a relationship that started 650 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 3: to break down real bad in the end, and we 651 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 3: didn't have sex for age you. Yeah, really we didn't 652 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,959 Speaker 3: have to the end of the war. 653 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,880 Speaker 1: Was this number one or two two? 654 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 3: Nearly going back into the relationship, we didn't have sex 655 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,639 Speaker 3: like months oh's. 656 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: And I remember I used to she'd stay over still, 657 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,200 Speaker 1: like every night, did you have load taste? 658 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 3: I was like, where the funk am I gonna? How 659 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 3: am I going to masturbate? Because I would wake up 660 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,359 Speaker 3: so early. 661 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, I would go. 662 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 3: I would close the door and I do it in 663 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 3: the lounge room while. 664 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 4: She's sleeping in my bedroom. That's wild. 665 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:27,360 Speaker 1: Why somehow that's fucking wild. She's in the next room sleepy. 666 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: Imagine she got off to p one day, I was stressing. 667 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 4: I'd stress it just like two minutes. 668 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,399 Speaker 1: Don didn't make it better, but like knowing that, like 669 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,640 Speaker 1: maybe she'll come out and find you. Yeah, a little sneaky, 670 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: a little scary. 671 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, world, I never got called. 672 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 3: I can't believe I never got called. 673 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: That should be what have they done? 674 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 5: Now? 675 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 1: So my girlfriend is to sleep like we didn't have 676 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: sex on going to another room and have a wake 677 00:27:52,000 --> 00:28:01,640 Speaker 1: wold crazy. Next one is dumber, dumber, damla. 678 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonna say damla, not dama. 679 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 6: Okay, when we were having sex with my ex boyfriend, 680 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 6: he didn't want to use condom, and we never used condom, 681 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,439 Speaker 6: and when I asked the reason, what was the reason? 682 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,760 Speaker 6: I mean, he told me. 683 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 5: There is no big enough condom for him. 684 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,640 Speaker 6: And I take the bait. 685 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 5: Sorry, I take the bait, but don't do the thing 686 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:36,760 Speaker 5: that I did. Use condom always that's a sponsored wish. 687 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 4: You gonna condom sponsor? I any we need one? 688 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: That's funny as oh my god, I have never I 689 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: haven't literally never even been game enough to buy xl 690 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: ones because it's like, if that's loose, I will jump 691 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,040 Speaker 1: off my balcony. I've always got this isn't it just 692 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,480 Speaker 1: one size fits all? There is ones that are just 693 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: like a universe oh same, Yeah he could. That's all 694 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 1: I've ever bought. And look, they're tight enough, all right, 695 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: But the big ones, I'm going to say I don't 696 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: need them. I reckon that's fine, but not using a 697 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: condom and saying that's probably not fine. 698 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,920 Speaker 3: But like the joke of it's funny, The joke of 699 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 3: it is quite funny. Yeah, but yeah, it's always good 700 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:18,959 Speaker 3: to wear protection. 701 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: Next one is Amy. 702 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 7: Okay. So something my ex would do that would really 703 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 7: annoy me is when he'd do the laundry, which was rare, 704 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 7: but he'd do the washing and he'd take the clothes 705 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 7: out of the washing machine. And I feel like you 706 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 7: should at least give your clothes like a shake or 707 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 7: something before you hang them on the drying rack. But 708 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 7: he he would just throw them on in any order, 709 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 7: just like screwed up, like you know, boxers on top 710 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 7: of a shirt, like it would be smelling damp, and 711 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,080 Speaker 7: he never noticed that it smelled dump. They'd be so 712 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 7: wrinkled and just like not dry, and then they'd go 713 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,880 Speaker 7: like crunchy. I just how can this man in society 714 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,520 Speaker 7: if that's how he puts his clean clothes out to dry, 715 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 7: I can't. 716 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: I can tell you how he survived because his mom 717 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: always is washing for him. And he was like, wait, 718 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: how with my clothes always used to be so nice 719 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: and flat and eye and and everything, and now whenever 720 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: I do it, it looks like shit. They smell like shit, 721 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: Like have I got a bad washing powder? 722 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 4: Fucking hell? 723 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,600 Speaker 3: That's crazy. I would hang my washing. I had to 724 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 3: hang my washing out for years. I just got a dryer. Finally, 725 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,120 Speaker 3: for two years I was hanging my washing out, but 726 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 3: uh it, I would hang him out. And I would 727 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 3: never let two pieces of clothes touch each other. No 728 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 3: another couldn't, No way I would. I wouldn't have any 729 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 3: order like mine wouldn't be neat. 730 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 4: No or I go undies next to a shirt but 731 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 4: not touch. 732 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe you wash socks and undies together. 733 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: I think that's weird. 734 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,680 Speaker 3: Socks and undies, yeah together. 735 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 1: I do a different sock wash and two of my 736 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 1: normal clothes, like you chuck everything in one when Yeah, yeah, 737 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 1: I do socks as its own wash. I don't mesh 738 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: my genitalia with my socks. 739 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 4: Have been. 740 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 1: You, we've come up with. 741 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 4: You or getting washed? What are you talking about? 742 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: I don't think. I reckon socks have a little bit 743 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: of residue of dirtiness in them. You mean, like, what 744 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: the fuck is the point of a washing machine? 745 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 4: Then they get there to get washed. 746 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: They make them. I reckon, there's still your genitalia. I 747 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 1: reckon you should do a separate one to be safe. 748 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 1: One hundred percent. I'm right. 749 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,239 Speaker 4: I reckon disagree. I don't understand there's no wash if 750 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 4: that's the case. 751 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,240 Speaker 1: Throw your socks out every time you wear them and 752 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 1: get new ones if you don't trust your washing machine. 753 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,959 Speaker 1: Way so, i'm theory though, so would you put your 754 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: socks on your will even though they're clean? You wouldn't 755 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: wait to see what I wouldn't if I clean sock, 756 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 1: I reckon that's and someone goes here's and you put 757 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: it put it on your willy, I wouldn't be. I'm 758 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 1: not afraid to put a sock on do it, or if 759 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: it's clean, I'm not gonna put a dirty one on it. 760 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna put a clean one out of 761 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: the washing machines. And fine, I wouldn't do that. That's 762 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 1: probably just me, must be you have no trust in 763 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,680 Speaker 1: society's engineering to make a washing machine with good soap there. Yeah, yeah, 764 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: well I don't reckon. I reckon the Gelly Popster on myself. 765 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: I don't reckon they do what everything else. 766 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 3: Reason I don't reckon they're on your side is because 767 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 3: they'll wear a brath for three weeks without watching it. 768 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't sweat all the time like socks 769 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: are dirty. I have very sweaty feet though as well. 770 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: I mean like if I run, I do, but no 771 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 1: matter what, right, Okay, I might be another reason. Okay, 772 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,720 Speaker 1: next one is Ashley. 773 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, you breathe, but like you 774 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 2: know when they just like sighn They're like, it's like, really, 775 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,760 Speaker 2: what do you have to be sighing about. I'm just 776 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,440 Speaker 2: like cooks and clean intown the whole house, and you 777 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 2: just sat there sighing. 778 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 4: Let me breathe say. 779 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 1: The reason it's not valid is because sometimes we just 780 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,680 Speaker 1: breathe like that. He's not sighing about anything. He's taking 781 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: a deep breath. And you want to know why. I 782 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: know the scientific like thing behind it. What is it 783 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: so like right now if you take a big brea 784 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 1: thin and then take like one more suck in and 785 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: then breathe out. What it does is it like opens 786 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: It's like it's like Andrew human Andrew Huberman I saw, 787 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: I think he was talking about it. It like opens up 788 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,760 Speaker 1: your lungs in a way and it destresses you. But 789 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 1: that's why we saw it. 790 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 3: We naturally do it like once every five minutes or 791 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,600 Speaker 3: once every minute even or something like that. Every couple 792 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 3: of breasts we take a deeper one and it's our 793 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,520 Speaker 3: body doing that to distress. 794 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: Do guys do it more often? 795 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,000 Speaker 3: I don't know, but we just must do it louder. Yeah, 796 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 3: And so girls are always like, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong? 797 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 3: Thanks for doing the washing and all that. 798 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,120 Speaker 4: Nothing to do. 799 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,040 Speaker 1: But nothing's wrong has nothing to do with anything. I'm 800 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: not valid, not valid valid. Okay. The last one for 801 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: what have they done now? Is, as we've maybe noticed 802 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: if you're on Patreon not yet on the Spotify episode 803 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: we're test running and you what was his title? B A, 804 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: it's Jack the producer. Jack. He looks up all the 805 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: stuff and proof check reads everything. 806 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's on Patreon if you want to go here 807 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 3: and Jack Jack talking a bit. 808 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,560 Speaker 1: We've got his girlfriend for what have they done now? 809 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,560 Speaker 8: Back with another complaint yet again. So another thing my 810 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,399 Speaker 8: partner does is sleeps on the left side of the bed, 811 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,360 Speaker 8: which is not the wall side, and I sleep on 812 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 8: the wall side. I don't know when this. 813 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,640 Speaker 9: Started happening, but I get up first. So for me 814 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 9: to fucking get out of bed, it's a fucking mission. 815 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 9: When I have to get out of bed at five 816 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,720 Speaker 9: 's thirty every morning, and it just fucks me off 817 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,840 Speaker 9: because we have the dog in between us. Or next 818 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,920 Speaker 9: to me on the wall. 819 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: So I have to ah, back, where's get gone. 820 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 9: So if anyone's selling a single bed, let me know, 821 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 9: because that's. 822 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,720 Speaker 4: The way it's going. 823 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 1: Like say, at the start of it, you could tell 824 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 1: where she goes back with another complaint. 825 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,399 Speaker 4: She's living, She's over it. 826 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: So this is relatable for me because when my girlfriend 827 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,319 Speaker 1: used to live in Sydney had this thing, so was 828 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,280 Speaker 1: on the wall side. Yeah, and not only am I bigger, 829 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,719 Speaker 1: but I wake up in the middle of the night 830 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 1: to take a piss and she doesn't. So in the 831 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: middle of the night, like two am, it's pitch black, 832 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,839 Speaker 1: I've got to like crawl off the arol over her 833 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: and like and it's the most annoying thing. You don't 834 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,320 Speaker 1: want to wake her up, so then you have to 835 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: crawl back in and then you like hit foot on something. 836 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,080 Speaker 4: Definitely wake up. There's no way you're not waking her up. 837 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 1: She's a heavy sleeper, and I'm like, I'm like, why 838 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 1: am I sleeping on this side? I wake Are you 839 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 1: sleep all night? I'm going to take a pier. 840 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,560 Speaker 3: Funny like, girls have their side and they stick to it. 841 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,719 Speaker 1: I don't mind crazy, I really don't care. 842 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,359 Speaker 3: I at my house have a side. Yeah, and I'm 843 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 3: not giving it up because it's like the sleep. But 844 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 3: I would like to actually defend Jack. Yeah, I was 845 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 3: because I. 846 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: Was talking to him the other day he was here. 847 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,360 Speaker 3: I don't know how we got on topic to it, 848 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 3: but I think I was just talking about some missus 849 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,600 Speaker 3: did and then he goes, yeah, he goes, just the 850 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,280 Speaker 3: other day, she she wanted to swap sides in bed, 851 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279 Speaker 3: and I was like, fine, argument, and then like he 852 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,319 Speaker 3: was like finally, he was like, fine, swap sides with you. 853 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,560 Speaker 3: But then before we went to sleep, she wanted to 854 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 3: swap back. 855 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,279 Speaker 4: So in Jack's defense, I think he might have given 856 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:11,959 Speaker 4: her that side. 857 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: Then she want a good boyfriend. Most guys wanted the 858 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: other one back. You get used to it. We won't 859 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,319 Speaker 1: have to call Jess up and ask if this is 860 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: true next episode. The next episode, guys will call Jess 861 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 1: and we'll say, is this true. We'll get to the 862 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,319 Speaker 1: bottom of it. Yeah, but that's what have they done now? 863 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for listening. You know what 864 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,960 Speaker 1: to do. If you want a bit more, what do 865 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: you want more of us? 866 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 3: It's not if you want more, it's you need you. 867 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 1: Need more of us, you need Patreon is sitting there 868 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 1: just with a five dollars pay Well, that's all you 869 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,880 Speaker 1: gotta do it. Five dollars a month. Do people think 870 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: it's a week? 871 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:53,480 Speaker 5: Like? 872 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,920 Speaker 1: Why you don't even notice? That's throw that stuff on 873 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 1: the street. Literally must be nice, mate, So jeez, fancy 874 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,439 Speaker 1: pains Rich McGee over here. 875 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 4: Fucking hell. 876 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 1: But all jokes aside. 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