Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello Special Today You've got a special guest.
Speaker 3: Hi there everybody, Hi, everybody.
Speaker 4: Hello, jeez, Hello, is you bought your mommy?
Speaker 5: This day week has arrived?
Speaker 6: Actually is this day week?
Speaker 5: I don't call her mommy. She I would have called
Speaker 5: her more than her mummy, call her mom mammy.
Speaker 1: She is my mom confirmed, but her mom is her mammy.
Speaker 2: Well, back in the day, the Irish people used to
Speaker 2: say mommy. I think I saw it.
Speaker 6: With us.
Speaker 1: No, no, okay, right, so but if you talk about her,
Speaker 1: she would be.
Speaker 5: Your her mom. She goes my mommy, yeah, grandmammy, yeah,
Speaker 5: grand mammy, mammy. I would have called her my nana.
Speaker 6: No, no, that's confusing, so many variations. But and this
Speaker 6: isn't mom, this is this is my mom.
Speaker 1: So you there's no and then she have grandparents take
Speaker 1: on different ones.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that's.
Speaker 6: Pop grandma culture that calls a mom a mom.
Speaker 7: The UK would as well, mummy, m O m mom
Speaker 7: mo or m m m M is British, m O
Speaker 7: M is American.
Speaker 6: The Irish ad been both ways.
Speaker 5: Because they say am the best of everything or just.
Speaker 6: The dregs of everything.
Speaker 1: So give us a Rundown. Your mammy is in town
Speaker 1: for six weeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she arrived Friday, eleven years pretty much.
Speaker 6: Citizenship it is.
Speaker 5: She might get citizenship before I do.
Speaker 1: I legally a trip she's at.
Speaker 5: It was supposed to get here Monday last week last week,
Speaker 5: two days Monday, two days.
Speaker 6: A week ago.
Speaker 5: For their flight. Their flights were canceled because she was
Speaker 5: duel because she was due to ful through Dubai and
Speaker 5: obviously the middle stuff, so she had to go the
Speaker 5: other way. So she flew from Dublin to Chicago to
Speaker 5: Los Angeles to Fiji to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Does she have to pay for that or did they.
Speaker 5: Just they rebooked but she had to pay a couple
Speaker 5: of hundred euro extra.
Speaker 1: That's it, Yeah, bloody.
Speaker 2: Have just been canceled?
Speaker 8: Did she?
Speaker 1: Did she stop the She stopped?
Speaker 5: She stopped in l A for twenty four hours, which
Speaker 5: worked out well because she's got a cousin there, so
Speaker 5: she stayed with him, Barry.
Speaker 6: And Mammy, and then Barry was.
Speaker 5: Mammy has has prepared a surprise, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: get her.
Speaker 6: I can see she's splitting the.
Speaker 9: Gy if she splits the Gring Irish.
Speaker 3: But Irish, no, you can't say cure potatoes Irish coffee?
Speaker 9: Do you think she brought us potatoes? I'm in a
Speaker 9: calorie deficit at the moment. Happily, it's nothing too sweet.
Speaker 1: You know what, Lauren, he'll be off the bandwagon in
Speaker 1: two days?
Speaker 6: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I just don't calorie deficit quakened.
Speaker 9: It's not how much do you spend a coles I've
Speaker 9: spent two hundred.
Speaker 6: I think I threw it away.
Speaker 1: But there was some Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 6: My god, it is Irish coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's get a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's an Irish coffee whisky.
Speaker 6: Let's get letdy we go.
Speaker 4: I can't be having whiskey at nine o'clock in the
Speaker 4: morning on a Wednesday, getting lady with Mammy.
Speaker 1: You got to get on this one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, what is there?
Speaker 1: Maybe welcome to the studio, clin can you this? Of course,
Speaker 1: we're just.
Speaker 10: A few.
Speaker 6: Don't what's your name?
Speaker 1: And you get to see your son in action here.
Speaker 1: This is what he does for the guests.
Speaker 5: So don't ask the guys how they are, don't say hello,
Speaker 5: just jump straight in with your story.
Speaker 6: Take the phone off, lead speaker, right.
Speaker 2: Up to your here, how are you.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 10: I'm good, sorry into the microphone.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling. You've had a big couple of
Speaker 2: days of traveling?
Speaker 11: Yeah, the travel was a bit rough. It took me
Speaker 11: about three and a half days.
Speaker 10: But worth it.
Speaker 2: And you're staying for a while.
Speaker 10: I have a mistake. Weeks altogether amazing. Do you miss
Speaker 10: your boy are Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: It wasn't sure.
Speaker 6: Excuse Mike. Do you have other children? No, he's the
Speaker 6: only one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you have another one when you've got one?
Speaker 6: Perfect as well?
Speaker 1: And was he was he a good boy growing up?
Speaker 10: It was great? Yeah, seriously, everybody loves them. Always.
Speaker 1: Does he say nice things about us? Yeah? Does he say?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: He does?
Speaker 6: He does.
Speaker 2: Besides the fact he has not told us your name.
Speaker 2: He just calls you man, my name.
Speaker 6: Is That's a beautiful name.
Speaker 1: The voice. What's the anxiety like having your mom on
Speaker 1: the with us?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hi, Hi, so.
Speaker 12: Nobody just deep, Well, I must have done a very
Speaker 12: good job as a mom.
Speaker 6: What have we got?
Speaker 2: Did you have you got booze in front?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: No, no, this doesn't kind just booze?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 10: It's an Irish coffee? I did have a spotted bother
Speaker 10: with your cream. I don't know.
Speaker 1: What's the cream going on?
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I just know a undred millions different
Speaker 11: versions of what's in it?
Speaker 10: Really strong coffee? Drop a patty?
Speaker 2: What's a drop of petty?
Speaker 5: Is a drop?
Speaker 11: Drop?
Speaker 6: Scott Paddy?
Speaker 10: Irish whisky Scotch?
Speaker 1: Sorry, now to day?
Speaker 6: What do we say when we drink it?
Speaker 10: Launcher going to get?
Speaker 6: She just means cheers? Health? Which one is what it means?
Speaker 5: Healthy lunch?
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's would you like to try mine?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, you know, trying trying wrong.
Speaker 2: It's Irish lovely coffee.
Speaker 10: You know what.
Speaker 6: You make?
Speaker 2: More paddy? Need more whiskey? Whiskey?
Speaker 1: That's something you at Starbucks over there, like, we're.
Speaker 6: How did you drink after me?
Speaker 10: Probably? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, there we go. You're wrong.
Speaker 8: Gen Z Hello, Hello, I'm sorry, yeah.
Speaker 2: Saying it's great, It's very good.
Speaker 6: It's it's just a lot.
Speaker 4: At this time in the morning. Is what Irish people
Speaker 4: drink in the morning. You get for breakfast every.
Speaker 5: Now, we're not doing the stereotype any favors.
Speaker 2: He's already drunk, you like, and do you have any labrichors?
Speaker 5: We were making them and I did I genuinely have
Speaker 5: to say we need half that amount of whiskey in
Speaker 5: those glasses there were there was twice the already.
Speaker 2: You don't double?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, that is Irish whiskey, jameson, Yeah, I'm goody.
Speaker 6: Do you think your do you think your son's accent
Speaker 6: has softened since he got to Australia.
Speaker 10: I haven't noticed.
Speaker 6: Do you think.
Speaker 8: You're a lot more because he likes I reckon, you're
Speaker 8: a lot more Irish than he is accent?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, probably yeah, but when jazz started on radio first story.
Speaker 10: He was told to down.
Speaker 6: Was a little bit on the side.
Speaker 5: My mom is actually part I'm not Yes you are
Speaker 5: any Irish people listening, of which there are many Irish
Speaker 5: Party listeners. Mom is from rock in Black Rocks actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Blacks of Melbourne as well.
Speaker 2: Have you been to Ireland?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I have been to County Kong and County Mail.
Speaker 6: Are you going to what you're going to do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good girls?
Speaker 14: And I place called Kong, Yeah there is yeah in
Speaker 14: County Mail.
Speaker 4: My mom and I County said that doesn't exist, but
Speaker 4: they said it does.
Speaker 9: Stand away and I my mom hied a car, just
Speaker 9: her and I and we drove around the entirety of Ireland.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you drive on the same side.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yes, it took her three four days.
Speaker 1: You're going to drive while you hear them?
Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully give car I'll give you your coat.
Speaker 1: My car liner.
Speaker 6: What do you think about the nuptials your son's yeah,
Speaker 6: bring up.
Speaker 10: Like, yeah, we do. We love every where.
Speaker 6: Should the wedding be.
Speaker 2: In the next wake?
Speaker 6: Should we do the wedding now to the registry office?
Speaker 10: Hilarious? But when they were home for the engaging party,
Speaker 10: I was, yeah, do.
Speaker 6: You think we'll get an invite?
Speaker 10: You will?
Speaker 2: You don't have to m C.
Speaker 6: We'll come if it's in Ireland. Who goes, imagine us
Speaker 6: at Marble Bar. We'll be taking thanks to Visit Ireland.
Speaker 2: Visit Island said. That's when I went to the.
Speaker 6: Table called Marble Potentially.
Speaker 2: I went to Ireland with Visit Tourism Ireland.
Speaker 14: That's trying to all I think Visit Visit Island should
Speaker 14: send us for the wedding and you could call him
Speaker 14: for and the Irish equivalent of the Super Bowl, Super
Speaker 14: super Bowl, the All Ireland Final.
Speaker 1: Today merge we like jackets.
Speaker 6: Should we fly there on air links?
Speaker 2: Do we have to go All wrote that your mom too.
Speaker 8: That's so fun, you know he writes the mom as
Speaker 8: an m O m Yeah.
Speaker 10: Actually was getting your until he was about three or four.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 10: Sorry? He called me until.
Speaker 11: He was and then his minder at the time insisted
Speaker 11: called me.
Speaker 2: He's minder. Who was your minder?
Speaker 5: Like a child minder? Like his mind told him to
Speaker 5: call me mammy.
Speaker 2: That is mind me is mammy? Posh?
Speaker 10: No mammy? Isn't like mammy.
Speaker 2: Call their mom's mom.
Speaker 10: I used to say to call me Dan, pretend I'm
Speaker 10: your sister.
Speaker 1: No, no mum? Just right? Can you? Can you tell
Speaker 1: us a story about Jazz from when he was a
Speaker 1: young little that's what we call him on the show?
Speaker 6: Is I know?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think it's very inappropriate. Day his mummy named
Speaker 3: Lauren and I call him produced jazz. Him has no respect.
Speaker 10: I did hear the podcast where what? What were you
Speaker 10: calling me?
Speaker 1: What did you call it?
Speaker 6: What did he call? It's a big d?
Speaker 2: Because without the.
Speaker 6: Sorry question was just spitting.
Speaker 2: Grandmum is never all out on the.
Speaker 1: Podcast when you're going sick? Is filling in?
Speaker 6: What's your favorite Irish delicacy? Because it food?
Speaker 2: What is Irish get us pie.
Speaker 6: Give us steak in something like.
Speaker 2: Potatoes rusher the Irish?
Speaker 6: What about an Irish?
Speaker 1: To no, no, I would to find out producer jazz
Speaker 1: when he was younger? Any embarrassing stories? You remember him?
Speaker 1: Producer jazz, producer je when he was just a young
Speaker 1: little jets? Did he bring? How many girls?
Speaker 10: I'm not telling that one.
Speaker 1: There's the anxiety. Now is a bit wrong?
Speaker 6: Happened?
Speaker 10: Story of the stories?
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: We've just made By the end of the six weeks, we'll.
Speaker 4: Have all the time.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Only day one day, one day?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Are you coming in every morning?
Speaker 1: You are welcome?
Speaker 2: When did you arrive yesterday?
Speaker 11: I right, Briday lunchtime for you to have a good time.
Speaker 10: I was brilliant.
Speaker 1: You're a big Formula one thing, aren't you.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I got entered there a couple of years ago. The
Speaker 11: last two years I was lacking my teacher. You know,
Speaker 11: so kind of still all these you guys now, you guys,
Speaker 11: I'm not too sure.
Speaker 1: Or you here. Are you going to be attending any
Speaker 1: bingo loco events that your son host?
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't go to the one the other day.
Speaker 6: I know the crack, the crack joke.
Speaker 1: So have you seen action giving away the didos on
Speaker 1: stage must be so proud.
Speaker 5: Well, we did go to the Formula One over the
Speaker 5: weekend because yeah, Mum loves it as well, and I
Speaker 5: was like, Mom, mummy, and so we went Saturday, Sunday
Speaker 5: and Sunday. I was lucky enough to get for a
Speaker 5: Sunday for race Day and a ticket to the Cadillac
Speaker 5: Lounge on the in the paddock, and I was.
Speaker 6: Like, okay, I've got I've got you in the red bill.
Speaker 5: So I was at Red Ball, but I had one
Speaker 5: ticket for Cadillac, and I was like, I can't Cadillac
Speaker 5: the good people.
Speaker 2: Thanks for shout out that producer has got the good.
Speaker 6: Zipping around in the same car that.
Speaker 4: So I was at home if anyone came with Mercedes.
Speaker 2: Sis was on TV with Martin.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I can't have us both here
Speaker 5: on Sunday and me take the really good ticket. So
Speaker 5: I gave the great ticket to Mom to represent the show.
Speaker 5: To represent the show, had her decked out and Jason
Speaker 5: Lauren pj's I'm kidding, but she went in and she
Speaker 5: had the corporate hospitality on Sunday. But I wasn't there
Speaker 5: to show her around and show her where to go,
Speaker 5: and part of that ticket was a pitwalk and getting
Speaker 5: to see the track up close. But I wasn't there
Speaker 5: to show her.
Speaker 2: A boy, you sacrifice that for you, man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so obviously, you guys know, I have to get
Speaker 5: there at a certain time, meet the host, make sure
Speaker 5: you don't miss any of this really exciting stuff. And
Speaker 5: you go in through the nice the MX lounge, and
Speaker 5: then you go through to the pits. So I was like,
Speaker 5: text me and make sure that you're getting in because
Speaker 5: I don't want you to miss this pit pitwalk. This
Speaker 5: is once in a lifetime stuff. Yep, don't miss it.
Speaker 5: She goes in, she goes, I'm here, I've got a champagne.
Speaker 5: It's amazing, sends me a photo and she's not there.
Speaker 5: She's just literally scanned into the Amex luget exactly all
Speaker 5: the way through and through the suite and down to
Speaker 5: the end. She stopped, and I was like, you have
Speaker 5: five minutes to make it there, otherwise you don't get
Speaker 5: to do the pit walk.
Speaker 2: Then that.
Speaker 5: So then I don't have contact with her apart from
Speaker 5: one text saying made it, and I just have to
Speaker 5: like release control and say she'll be fine, and then
Speaker 5: I caught up with there, probably like an hour and
Speaker 5: a half later. We met up because I found had died,
Speaker 5: and we had a meeting point, and I was like,
Speaker 5: did you make the pitwalk?
Speaker 6: Like? Tell me you did?
Speaker 5: And I was also saying to her before, like don't
Speaker 5: be embarrassed, grab a stranger and say take a photo
Speaker 5: of me, take lots of photos because you didn't want
Speaker 5: you to not have photos of it. And she goes,
Speaker 5: I think I did, okay, And she takes out her
Speaker 5: phone and.
Speaker 11: First dies because I was trying to send your video.
Speaker 11: He goes, why, oh my god.
Speaker 10: I say it.
Speaker 2: She's waving. How the hell did you get?
Speaker 10: My god, you're waving? Who gave you that thing? I
Speaker 10: love it?
Speaker 2: Who gave you the flag?
Speaker 4: He just went and grabbed it.
Speaker 10: A couple of people to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's amazing.
Speaker 6: Did you die the same reaction as he did? Make
Speaker 6: the pit.
Speaker 13: Going to be here?
Speaker 8: He wasn't, k my, that's funny, good.
Speaker 4: Day you now the brief you got the photo has
Speaker 4: just told you well done.
Speaker 5: And then she came into the Red Bull sweet with me,
Speaker 5: and she was he did have the b I came out.
Speaker 5: I came out to meet her and she's chatting to
Speaker 5: this very big, both handsome dude one on one, like
Speaker 5: a big muscly dude, one on one getting on like
Speaker 5: a house on fire. I came out and he said
Speaker 5: he like said hello to me, and then he left
Speaker 5: and I was like, who's that and she goes, oh,
Speaker 5: that's domb Tomato. I look up dom Tomadow and he's
Speaker 5: a red Bull sponsored parkour athlete. But four million followers
Speaker 5: on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Was he lovely?
Speaker 10: Yeah? He was?
Speaker 2: Was he hot?
Speaker 10: Yeah? But really likely? Alive face.
Speaker 2: I've never had.
Speaker 5: Mommy four million followers, four million followers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is day one of them. We must go,
Speaker 6: We must go again. Long Good Cracks and Lauren.
Speaker 8: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials