1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: Jay guys, welcome to another fitz in Whipper podcast. Coming 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 2: up on this one a very funny round of cooting 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,399 Speaker 2: the quote face. The guys asked the question do you 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: have a special talent that we impressed the opposite sex with? 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 2: I don't have a single one. And we start off 7 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 2: with a stitch up on Sarah at Magic Mike Live. 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 3: Fitsy and Whipper said, Friday night was an absode current 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 3: if you're thinking of going to Magic Mike. I was 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 3: a bit hesitant, wasn't sure what I was getting into, 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 3: but cheese. It was fun. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,319 Speaker 1: You know how much? How many of the girls? How 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: many of the girls were there? 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 3: There were six of us? 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, right, So did you have pre drinks here? 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: Did you know? 17 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 3: Everyone was running a bit late? It was raining. It 18 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 3: was a bit of a mess, but the joint was packed. 19 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 5: And when the guy starts the show and says, all right, 20 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 5: all the hens parties, let's hear it cheer, and then 21 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 5: all the divorces and it was like, I can't describe 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 5: the sound. 23 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 4: It was insane performing their jeans. 24 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: The boys only for a bit because there's part where 25 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: there's a guy who has like a top hat covering 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: bits and pieces. 27 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 3: That was as close as it got. 28 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: And then he and he takes his underwear off. 29 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 3: That was just for two seconds. 30 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: She had a cute bum though, didn't he? I mean, well, 31 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: I was there, I snuck in. And what was beautiful 32 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: about this was the amount of times you said to me. 33 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 6: I'm so excited for magic. 34 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 1: My girls Toolers said, we're going to have the biggest 35 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: night ever. 36 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 7: Imagine you were the every Hens party would be all right. 37 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: Ladies feeling sexy Sydney that tsunami. Almost Hang on a minute. 38 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: Who's sitting in the front row says, what was exciting 39 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: that knowing that you were there and you didn't know 40 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: what was going on. I was out the back wearing 41 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: my suit because I was going to play the role 42 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: of the manager. But timing was crucial because we had 43 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: set up a guy called Chris, who you thought was 44 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: the security guard and also one of the strappers to 45 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: come and also whateveres to play a part in this role. 46 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: So what are you going to hear? First? Is Sarah 47 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: having a moment when she was removed moved from the 48 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: audience because she was being too over the top. Excuse 49 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: you do. 50 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 7: You know why I called you up. 51 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 6: Okay, your behavior in there. You need to calm down 52 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 6: in that room. 53 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 4: Okay, of course, do you understand? 54 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 3: Yeah? 55 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, listen, men, I'm not objects. 56 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 8: They're not disrespected to understand my phone. 57 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 9: Okay. 58 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 6: We'll have reports from the staff and the dance. The 59 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 6: dancer film is very uncomfortable on stage. We'll have reports 60 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 6: of yourself cat falling. 61 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 4: And we'll fickling in that kind of thing. 62 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 6: Right, I'm sorry, ma'am. 63 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: Have you had anything? 64 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: I had one glass of one glass of champagne. 65 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 4: After one glass champagne're gonna yelling at men? 66 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 3: Are you very good looking? 67 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 2: Man? 68 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: I myself right? 69 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 4: So have you taken anything? 70 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 6: You haven't taken anything? 71 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 4: Are you sure? 72 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 7: Second? 73 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 6: Can you please say that sure? 74 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 3: A little bit I got on my phone. I was 75 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 3: sitting videos to Whipper film. 76 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, while I was riding back trying to watch the footy. 77 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: But I was just sitting out the front of the lounge. 78 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 3: I was kind of mixed, amused, horrified. I was catching 79 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 3: up with a girlfriend. I sort of wasn't watching. 80 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 5: So when I got bailed up, I thought, oh my god, 81 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 5: they've mistaken me for someone. 82 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: I certainly hadn't they given you a rose too? Says 83 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: I know that much. You were certainly one of the favorites. 84 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: And that's when one of the dancers I didn't say strippers, 85 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: came out to try and defend you, almost like you 86 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: had something special going on. Have listen, what going on? 87 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 4: Did you put this leady out of here? You mate? 88 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 6: Can you please go back? 89 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: And she was broken to phone? 90 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 4: I know. Listen, listen, listen, here you go back? 91 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, it's perfectly fine. 92 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 4: We have women over earth all the time. A little 93 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 4: bit of yellingers. 94 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 7: Okay, yet something you've done? 95 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 6: Alright, he took a rose. 96 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 4: She should be perfectly fine. 97 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 10: Right now he. 98 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 4: Should be on stage, but without hesping you right now? 99 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 4: I don't understand. 100 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 6: Okay, does it look like a strip cp in there? 101 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 4: There's a there? 102 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 7: Okay, listen, fine, okay, listen. 103 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 4: You need to understand that this is a high class 104 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 4: dancer and they just haven't take that time. Understand that. 105 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: Man, I think you've been a little bit of horror. 106 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: Do you understand what they do up there? Life? 107 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 3: Dancing? 108 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 6: Yeah? 109 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 4: Have you ever danced before? 110 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,679 Speaker 3: A fuck? 111 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 4: No, I've never danced before. 112 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: I didn't even get a chance to throw my dancing dollars. 113 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 3: If you were a pile of dancing everyone gets a 114 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 3: pile of dancing dollars. I didn't even want to show 115 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 3: them before I was. 116 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: Directed and the girls need to settle down. That's when 117 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: management me decided to step in. 118 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 8: I want to send you back up there, right, but 119 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 8: you need to prove to us that you can behave 120 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 8: yourself right. 121 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 1: Boss, come in, Boss doesn't I'm not going back in there. 122 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 6: Yeah right, we're here, coming down, please, I'm so sorry that. 123 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 4: Where are we waiting for it? Wait for the post 124 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 4: to come down? 125 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 6: Okay, alright? 126 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: What am I here for? Why are you treating men 127 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: like a piece of me? You're being drinking Chris outstanding work. 128 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: Is there any chance you can go back in and 129 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: not touch the men? 130 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 4: Yeah? 131 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 9: To anyone. 132 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 3: I've been on my phone texting here. 133 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: We've all seen what's going on there because there's cameras 134 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: every Are you going to go back in and behove you? 135 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 4: Did you hear the song in the background? Nine inch Nails? 136 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 3: It was a fair going on. My girlfriends kept coming 137 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 3: out because I was missing. Apparently it was. 138 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: Out of Gary had sent me in as a mate. 139 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: I dressed up on a Friday night of security guard 140 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: just to make sure that you weren't to Pansy. 141 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 4: Did your video We've got a video, yeah. 142 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: Right now on Instagram if you want to go and 143 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: look at. 144 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:48,799 Speaker 4: The wedding. 145 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: She's very drunk. Your friend tour out of control tooler, 146 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: I know, but she's like that left. 147 00:05:56,279 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 7: There was a survey that was recently saying around about 148 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 7: seventy five percent of singles the reason why they can't 149 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 7: pick up these. 150 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 4: Days is because they're fluting is no good, terrible flirts. 151 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 4: They have no talents. They don't know how to start 152 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 4: when they see. 153 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 1: Because they don't normally do it at a bar anymore. 154 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: They're online. 155 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 7: I mean, if you do have a talent, I mean, 156 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 7: if there's anything out there, a party trick. I've showed 157 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 7: you the cigarette trick before very much, which was this 158 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 7: was always a good one for me, Sarah, because if 159 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 7: you saw a girl that I got, a girl that 160 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 7: I liked, who was smoking, I could then go over 161 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 7: to her and go, look, sorry to do this, take 162 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 7: the cigarette out of her house mouth and say, look, 163 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 7: someone beautiful as you should not be smoking, and then 164 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 7: I could make the cigarette disappear. 165 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 4: In front of her eyes. 166 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 3: Now, sig is too expensive for you to pull that off. 167 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: But then you flicker back and she can have a smoke. 168 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,359 Speaker 1: Then you know, well that's everyone's a winner. 169 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 4: Then we can have a diary and talk about it later. 170 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: On Nick mcgasko. But now I've got a back. Do 171 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,279 Speaker 1: you want a burban and coke? 172 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 7: Just I'm looking for talents that you have that has worked, 173 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 7: and you are trying on a date or you're at 174 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 7: a bar. 175 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 4: It maybe some kind of talent thirteen twenty fourteen. Give 176 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 4: us a call. 177 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: You'd be surprised by this. I think my only real 178 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: gift when it comes to impressing people is paying the bill. 179 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: Is being able to open a beer bottle with my ring, 180 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: my wedding ring. 181 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 3: But you only learned that like a year ago, and 182 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 3: you did be married. 183 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: Whenever I do it, people go, oh my god, how 184 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: did you do that? That is an unbelievable gift you 185 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: pick up. No, I haven't used it to pick up. 186 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: But if I'm trying to impress, because I learned this 187 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: technique once I was married, so I've never put into practice. 188 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: But in a social situation, if I ripped the top 189 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: off a beer using my wedding ring. Everybody goes, I 190 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: wish you were single. 191 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 3: More impressive is can you do it on your forearm? 192 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: You don't do that. 193 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 4: That's the world or your eyes. 194 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 6: Button. 195 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: It's always disgusting. I we go with your eye to 196 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: it with his three it may not come back out. 197 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 4: On a beer bottle tip. 198 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 6: Now it's a whole different time. 199 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: Yesterday's gone and it was a Darwin. 200 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 4: I sweat was a King Brown. 201 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 11: Actually I shouldn't have said anything, but mine was. 202 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: Is the mind reading? Which time? 203 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 4: Do that again to Sarah? 204 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 11: I've got to one is the one is the one 205 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 11: with your hands? But I'm going to just do straight 206 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 11: mind reading this morning. Sarah, don't tell me. 207 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 3: You've done this to me so many times and it 208 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 3: still impresses. 209 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,839 Speaker 11: Think of a number between one and ten? 210 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:39,719 Speaker 2: To me? 211 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: What is? 212 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 4: Have you got it? One and ten? 213 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 3: Says you got it writing down? 214 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: For that's what I thought of. 215 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 11: Is the number number seven? 216 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:48,199 Speaker 6: No? 217 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: Kiss, kiss. 218 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 3: Kiss, She's always tom. 219 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: I was going like that. 220 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 11: That's how that's how a brain is programmed to most 221 00:08:58,559 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 11: of the time go automatically. 222 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 4: Numbers said it wrong? 223 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: Well, then you go, yeah, I think we should kiss. 224 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: Pity cash. 225 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 4: So a girl this has gone viral. 226 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 7: A girl has got a Tinder date, he said, is 227 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 7: for a pick up from home and then we can 228 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,839 Speaker 7: go out after that. And she has invited him over 229 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 7: to the house to pick her up. She's got a 230 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 7: piano at home and family has a piano. He's walked 231 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,679 Speaker 7: in and started doing this. 232 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 1: That's good. 233 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 4: I mean, when you know you can play. 234 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 7: The piano and there's a piano in the room, it's 235 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,559 Speaker 7: like someone getting a guitar out at it. 236 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 4: That's me. It's like, do you do you get it 237 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 4: out or do you look like a wave pout option beaten? 238 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 8: Did he know that she had a piano because it's 239 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,720 Speaker 8: a very low percentage bid that this date on Tinder 240 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 8: is going to have a piano in their house. 241 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 4: True, very true. But what you don't think his eyes 242 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,319 Speaker 4: lit up when he saw or said this should help. 243 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 3: It's the same as that a pub. When I was 244 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 3: at Uni, this guy I liked. He jumped on the 245 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 3: piano and sang Drops of Jupiter for me. The atmosphere 246 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 3: was quite a good singers. It was awesome. We never dated, 247 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 3: we never even kissed, but I had such. 248 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 4: A Sarah, have you that you use to pick up. 249 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 9: Yes, I do have a great talent that sometimes, back 250 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 9: in the day when I was single, use dates a 251 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,599 Speaker 9: dinosaur impersonation, So tydactyl is what I like. 252 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 4: Do you actually do physical as well? You get into 253 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 4: the yes, many arms. 254 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 9: And I actually get down my hatch out of an egg. 255 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: But it's not weird, so I'll just do the thank 256 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: you and on behalf of those listening thank you. 257 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 3: That is so creepy. 258 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: I think we should get the bill. Yeah, come down home? 259 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 3: Has it hair by the moon? Does that ever work? 260 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,199 Speaker 4: I'll dump it an This is where you text a 261 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 4: friend and gay? Can you ring me in savings an emergency? 262 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,080 Speaker 3: You're a hot looth. 263 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: I like it. 264 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 3: You're hot? 265 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:17,599 Speaker 4: Thank you? 266 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 6: Don't you? 267 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 4: Also? 268 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,360 Speaker 1: If that doesn't work, have something else you do? Is 269 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: there another animal? 270 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 9: Are you talking about? 271 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,959 Speaker 1: The one? The dolphin? 272 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 7: That's exactly the same. Love to hear from people? Thirteen 273 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 7: twenty fourteen. Did you know someone? Did you have a 274 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 7: grandparent who refused to stop working and they worked all 275 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 7: the way until they passed away? 276 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 4: How old were they? 277 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 7: I think it called thirteen twenty fourteen. There are certain 278 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 7: people there that can't retire. 279 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: I think it's a good way to do it. I 280 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,719 Speaker 1: think it's a good way to keep your brain going 281 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: because the minute switch, i'f see you later. 282 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 4: Thank you what I'm not being I'm not going to 283 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 4: be doing a show with you when I'm ninety, that's 284 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 4: for sure. 285 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:54,960 Speaker 1: Queen. 286 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,599 Speaker 3: What is she ninety four? And she's been doing it 287 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,599 Speaker 3: since she was sixteen years old? N't get married? What 288 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 3: does she doing working? 289 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: Come on the queen, do you want to go to. 290 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 3: It is still worse? 291 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 1: And check your check your contract, mate, we signed a 292 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 1: hundred year deal. 293 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 6: No, I think that's the other king John Laws. He'll 294 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 6: just he'll go into. 295 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: He will pass away on the mine and you just 296 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: want to say you just your head would drop and 297 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,199 Speaker 1: you do a bit of thanks for thanks very much. 298 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 6: There was there was a I don't think it's snall 299 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 6: in your dad. 300 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 7: There was a punk There was a punk musician called 301 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 7: g g Allen. He used to do some shocking stuff 302 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 7: up on stage, but he said to everyone, I will 303 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,559 Speaker 7: die on stage. That's how I want to go out. 304 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,839 Speaker 7: So everyone used to. He used to get people going 305 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 7: to the shows hoping that that was going to be one. 306 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,319 Speaker 3: He goes, come along, this will be the one I 307 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 3: don't think it's that nice to see a dead body? 308 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: Did he die? 309 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 4: Not on stage right after party? Went too hard? And 310 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 4: you can get through it. 311 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: I'll get you. 312 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 7: Let's get onto this cop right now. Actually, before I 313 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 7: get onto a cop, I've got a dumb criminal for 314 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,280 Speaker 7: You're not bad. 315 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 4: This is sexually not a bad effort. 316 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 7: A man in Quebec has stolen a police car as 317 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 7: he's arrested for stealing another police car. So he got 318 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 7: arrested for stealing a police car. They took him out 319 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,319 Speaker 7: and said that's ridiculous, put him in another one. He 320 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,839 Speaker 7: got out of his handcuffs and stole that one and 321 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 7: got away. That's double that's a good effort. That's double 322 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 7: jeopardy too. Can't be done for the same crime twice. 323 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 7: So you know, even though it's a different police cart. 324 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 7: I represent him. 325 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: That's why he's the best things. 326 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 7: Talking of the police, I want to talk about this 327 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,079 Speaker 7: man who refuses to retire. 328 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 10: He drives around in an unmarked police car. But everyone 329 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 10: in Camden, Arkansas was his name? Eh maybe one year old. 330 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:50,959 Speaker 10: LC Buckshot Smith is the oldest police officer in the Steed. C. 331 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 4: Buckshot Smith ninety one years of age, now this was 332 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 4: the thing. Else. 333 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 7: He retired at the age of seventy nine for five months. 334 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 7: On his eightieth birthday, he said, can I come back. 335 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: And keep working and do the desk? 336 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 3: He's doing a chase. 337 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 7: He retired for five months, and you know, I just 338 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 7: didn't know what to do in the I don't hut 339 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 7: a long fish. 340 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 10: So in his eighties he became a rookie Camden cop. 341 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 10: He carries a firearms chase, but he doesn't have to 342 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 10: use it. 343 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: Your mama and he knew your grandmother, so he has 344 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: the authority to speaking to our lives. Wow, I mean, 345 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: you don't want to get it. You don't know how 346 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: bingo him, do you? 347 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 4: That's milk about America everything. 348 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 3: A ninety year old with a weapon. 349 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, but he would be like a community figure. Whether 350 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: it's the mad cat lady around the corner or it's 351 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: the ninety year old copper. He's like mister community. It's 352 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: just helping out. 353 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 3: You know. 354 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 1: I remember when this story used to be a gun shop. 355 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: What I was saying, he would just keep like history 356 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: tours of the town, shame and stop you're speeding. Did 357 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: you know in nine forty eight I saw a man cross. 358 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 4: It is Sourraya and Oka, good morning, Soraya. How old 359 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 4: is Tommy who works with you? How old is Tommy 360 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 4: who works with you? 361 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 1: Tommy who's eighty four years old? 362 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 4: And what does he do? 363 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: Sayah, well, he's a butcher. 364 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 4: He's a butcher. 365 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: Dangerous eighties of the new forties. 366 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 4: So what's his thoughts on on retirement, Soraya? 367 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: If he retires, that's it, he's gonna Yeah, he thinks 368 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: at the moment that he stops working, he's going to 369 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 1: drop there? Couldn't he just back it off a little bit, 370 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,680 Speaker 1: like do a whole lot of seduca or something. 371 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 7: Right like, yeah, I don't know, he hasn't got any 372 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 7: You buying meat from an eighty four year old, you 373 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,880 Speaker 7: get a few fingers thrown in as well. 374 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 3: No, I'm sure he's not lifting and chopping carcass. He's 375 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 3: doing in front of house work. 376 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: No fingers. 377 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 4: Let's go to Elena in Woolengong. How old is your 378 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 4: grandpa Rolena? 379 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 1: Oh, my grandfather's ninety seven? 380 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 7: Wow? 381 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 4: Is he still working? 382 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 3: He's got a farm. 383 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 5: So he's still working on that little spine wind and 384 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 5: driving Around's amazing. 385 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 4: See that's the thing. That's what's keeping him fit though. Yeah. 386 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 4: On the farm. 387 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 1: Remember when we went to Forbes with the drought relief 388 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: and there was the bloke on the farm and he 389 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: would have been ninety seven, ninety three or so, still 390 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: in the same house that he was born into, still 391 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: doing his thing on the. 392 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 4: Land every day, seven ninety three or so. 393 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was about twenty two your sister kids fixing fences. 394 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: But he said he'd be there when he was ninety 395 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: seven or three. 396 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 4: He was an apprentice, Louise and Taramara last school. How 397 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 4: long does your granddad talk about him? 398 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 7: It's my uncle actually, and he's a he's ninety three 399 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 7: years old and he's there tunnel beater. 400 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: Oh wow. 401 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 4: So is he still getting underneath the car, Louise? 402 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, he's. 403 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 3: Still doing it. 404 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 8: Has like vintage Ferraris and such a. 405 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: So Gordo is that and he's all right? His health 406 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: is okay. 407 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 8: Yeah, he still has like double dead and every day 408 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 8: he bounces around than I do. 409 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 1: Wow, get on away. 410 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 4: Is there a chance that he might he might pass 411 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,800 Speaker 4: down an old Ferrari to one of the kids. 412 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 3: Probably not. 413 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 7: He's nice, so he's not well off, you would think 414 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 7: ninety three have a pretty good package, wouldn't you. 415 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 6: Respect? 416 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: That's about he's an old man, fin. 417 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 10: Wickedly talented. 418 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 1: It does. 419 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 8: The quote face. 420 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 1: Quote face for your Wednesday morning, we are back, guys 421 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: and streaming live on the fift week for Facebook page. 422 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: We're just talking about daylight saving. So next week we 423 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: go forward a day? 424 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 6: Is that right? 425 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,880 Speaker 4: We lose Tuesday? 426 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: Do we really? 427 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 10: Oh? 428 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 4: My god? 429 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 1: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? What a week? 430 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 9: Hi? 431 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 4: Tom? What day is it? Instagram or face? 432 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 1: Facebook? 433 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 4: Facebook? 434 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 435 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 4: But about this yesterday? 436 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: No? We did? We just? I said Facebook? Yeah, I'm 437 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: just confused. We go back or we go for I. 438 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 3: Thought we lost in hour, so that means you go forward, 439 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 3: was what I thought. 440 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: It's so confused. 441 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 4: The good thing? 442 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: What do you think? 443 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 6: Well, it's on the long weekend because it's Easter long weekend. 444 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 6: Next weekends. 445 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 8: It doesn't really matter because your final change. But no 446 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 8: one's going to work anyway. 447 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 3: If you have kids, what time is it waking up? 448 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: You're a dad? 449 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:17,879 Speaker 9: Now? 450 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: Good? 451 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 4: Better? Best? We bought a loaf of bread the other day. 452 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 4: They gave us a free bag of chop chip hot. 453 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,200 Speaker 3: Cross bun the best that. 454 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 4: I just feel like they're trying to offload them. No, 455 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,919 Speaker 4: I give you a free back. 456 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 3: To celebrate, and once you've had one, you'll be back. 457 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 7: Buy a loaf of bread for two bucks and you 458 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 7: get a free bag of hot Cross bunds. 459 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: That is a great deal then, and then get the 460 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: free bread. 461 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 4: That's an amazing to it. 462 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 7: Either way, go back, Tom, Yeah, take it an extras great. 463 00:18:54,520 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 7: When you're partying with that one, mate, you think it's times. 464 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 4: Three, it's really too mate. 465 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 1: Al Right, here we go, guys. The first one is 466 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,200 Speaker 1: from a famous person who came out with this quote. 467 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: Feel free to play a long thirteen twenty fourteen. It's 468 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 1: nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. 469 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: Never forget that. 470 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:15,880 Speaker 4: That's nice. 471 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,400 Speaker 3: Big Bird. 472 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 6: No, big bird doesn't talk, so, yes he does. 473 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,880 Speaker 3: No he doesn't, Yes he does. 474 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: Is it oscar for gra No, it's not from Sesame Street. 475 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: Perhaps agro No? 476 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 4: Or is it animal on the drums? 477 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,440 Speaker 3: No, it's not a spaghetti. 478 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,399 Speaker 1: I don't know why we've ended up in Sesame Street. 479 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:34,680 Speaker 6: Sun. 480 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 11: It's not Dicky from Saturday. 481 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 4: Coming back on the Dancing with the Stars with Daryl's. 482 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 1: Back here, mister Sam with the ostri mister sALS. 483 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,200 Speaker 6: Not mister squiggle. 484 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 1: No, it's not mister squiggle, one of the mully grub No, 485 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 1: it's a human. 486 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 3: There was only one mullygrub fits it was the face. 487 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,919 Speaker 1: He is a brilliant actor. 488 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:05,879 Speaker 4: Who said this from John Howard from Boys, I. 489 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,439 Speaker 1: Said good, It is good love Blue Heelers, Blue Hellers. 490 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: I still cry, No, Hugh Jackman. It nice to be important, 491 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,159 Speaker 1: but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that 492 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 1: big superstar. Currently Matt Damon in Sydney. 493 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 12: No Elba No, Chris Emsler twenty second, No, no, no, no, 494 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,679 Speaker 12: Baron Cohen, Thomas Brown over there, it is. 495 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,919 Speaker 1: Him, and you know what, Tommy does a great, very 496 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 1: very Thomas. Tommy does a great borrowed impersonation. Give us 497 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: one mane much there it is guys, so much, and 498 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,200 Speaker 1: you too. 499 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 8: Chris is in New me and New Caledonia watching on 500 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 8: the Facebook Caledon, Caledon. 501 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,119 Speaker 1: Time of the year. Beautiful, here we go, guys have 502 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: a song. There's are lyrics. It's a cool place and 503 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: they say it gets colder. You bundled up. 504 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:20,919 Speaker 6: Now, hey, now you're an all star smash mouth. 505 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:30,439 Speaker 1: Your spot first T shirt com cousin. 506 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 6: Okay, let's move on. 507 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 4: There. 508 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,359 Speaker 1: She isn't Renee, but wasn't who it is? Another one didn't? 509 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 1: Next one is from a movie. This is a sorry, Yeah, 510 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: this is a line from a movie. Tell me what 511 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: the movie is. They judge me before they even know me. 512 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 6: Kim Kardashi. 513 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: That's why I'm better off alone. It's not Kim Kardashi. 514 00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: And what movie was Kim? 515 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 6: In mate? She's a couple that you probably wouldn't want 516 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 6: to be watching kids, you know where? 517 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 1: She is very good, very natural? No? Was it Judy? 518 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 4: That's the story of. 519 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 1: Judy Garland. No, it's not great film. She's water. No, 520 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. 521 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 3: It's got a lizard or something, and it's it's a 522 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,640 Speaker 3: beautiful subtitle. So Mike can't read a lot. 523 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:33,120 Speaker 1: Of me guessing on face you sure, well, I'll give 524 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,000 Speaker 1: it to you again, just in case it spurs you on. 525 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: Because there's some calls coming through as well. They judge 526 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 1: me before they even know me. That's why I'm better 527 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 1: off alone. 528 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 4: Natalie and Camden's given us a call. What's the answer that? 529 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 1: Good morning? Yesterday? 530 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 3: Get your certain today? 531 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 1: Went into the movie? If you had picked up on 532 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 1: the clothes I was giving you would have known it 533 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,159 Speaker 1: was a Shrek themed realm. 534 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 5: When I said big Bird for the first one, I 535 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 5: really wasn't off the mark. 536 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 3: You were completely on the. 537 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:07,320 Speaker 4: History. 538 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,879 Speaker 1: Oh my god, surprise, surprise. What will happen next? One 539 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 1: is unpredictable? 540 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:16,160 Speaker 11: Role with more of this great song learner, Yes, turn 541 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 11: smash mouth song. 542 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: Here we are. 543 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 3: After sums up? 544 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: This game? Doesn't it? I want to go home? I 545 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: hate myself. Let's talk about married at first sight, guys 546 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: as a TV show and at the moment Alana and Jason. 547 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,239 Speaker 1: How is Alana and the old Skimpy's cooking dinner last night? 548 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: Did you see that teachings? 549 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 4: Well, she is on the red, which is I would say, 550 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 4: at official. 551 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,680 Speaker 3: With some of the students. The next it is back in, 552 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 3: isn't it. I would never have wanted to see one 553 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 3: of my teachers dress. 554 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,360 Speaker 1: It's just on your cooking technique. I reckon your under 555 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 1: He's looked a bit tight. I mean, how awkward would 556 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,560 Speaker 1: it have been to have the sound guy in the 557 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 1: cameraman in the room. 558 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 4: No, no, no, how awkward would it be for the 559 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 4: whole series having someone that Did you. 560 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 5: See the last shot of her in the kitchen the 561 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 5: camera from her bum looking back at him. So that 562 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 5: guys said, could you just stand there getting real close 563 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 5: like David atten on your mac. 564 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: Don't pass win because I'm right there and I'm just 565 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 1: going to pick up your bloke in the background. 566 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 8: Didn't you have a teacher at school that was just 567 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 8: super hot that you would have gone? Jesus, I wouldn't 568 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 8: mind actually seeing them outside, Miss Radi. 569 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:49,640 Speaker 6: The art teacher smoking. Where is she now? Miss Radot? 570 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:56,400 Speaker 7: You a pasty young man who was losing his hair 571 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,360 Speaker 7: at the age of thirty, reckon Miss Rado. 572 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 6: Well she turns out years later having it off with 573 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 6: mister Roberts. 574 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 4: No, she was into it. That's just coming from Scott Morrison. 575 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 6: So we don't know. 576 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 1: Alana and Jason, but this was the issue they spoke 577 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: about on the counch the other day, in that her 578 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 1: sex drive is a lot higher than Jason's and Jace 579 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 1: struggling to keep up with the demand for himself. Yeah, well, 580 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,399 Speaker 1: what do you do if you're thirteen twenty four ten? 581 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship where if you've been in 582 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 1: one where the other person wants it more than you do, 583 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: well vice versa, you might want it more than the 584 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 1: other Please join the conversation this morning as we throw 585 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 1: it around the table. 586 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 4: You know what, look, ow went very healthy at home? 587 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 9: Right? 588 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 6: God? 589 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 4: Do you paint me out? Sir? 590 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 3: I don't say a word. I don't say word because 591 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 3: I love you both and I want you and BJ 592 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 3: to be happy. 593 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:53,879 Speaker 9: You know what. 594 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,919 Speaker 4: I let it go. But we are very healthy. 595 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: That's good. 596 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 4: Had it mate? Who had to do it every day right? 597 00:25:59,680 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 3: Right? 598 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 7: And it got to the point where his wife left 599 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 7: him because of it, because of that, because she said, look, 600 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 7: we've had two kids. 601 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 4: Now, yes too time. 602 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 7: Yeah, And I tell you what, every day at the 603 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 7: end of the day, I don't want to think about 604 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 7: doing it all. 605 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,679 Speaker 3: None takes away the fun. It makes you think you've 606 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,879 Speaker 3: got a brush matia stuff. 607 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. 608 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,360 Speaker 7: It was an addiction to him that he said, well, 609 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 7: he said to her, and this didn't help us. Well, 610 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,240 Speaker 7: but if I can't get it from you, yeah, I 611 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 7: have to find other ways. 612 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400 Speaker 1: What a good blow And I see you later. Mate. 613 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: You know what's an interesting one because every time you 614 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 1: do it, you go, oh my god, why aren't we 615 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: doing this every day? 616 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 6: Right? 617 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: Because it's great fun? But then you think to yourself, 618 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 1: how are we going to get to that point every 619 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 1: day because it takes a lot of work, timing, consistency, 620 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,280 Speaker 1: in the right mood. 621 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,120 Speaker 3: You got to turn the oven on before you want 622 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 3: to roast in, isn't it. 623 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,399 Speaker 1: I would never call it a roast mate, but thank you. 624 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,159 Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to have some level of lead up. 625 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: But like we've spoken about, as we do discuss relationships 626 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 1: on the show before, it's all about community, all about communication. Hey, 627 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,159 Speaker 1: I've got a great idea. Why don't we get a pizza, 628 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,120 Speaker 1: We'll watch some TV. Then you and I could maybe 629 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: go upstairs. 630 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,200 Speaker 7: I thought you need communication, leave me alone, And Lisa says, 631 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 7: go back downstairs. 632 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: It's that T shirt she wears and says, don't touch me. 633 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 3: You know, like the loney breath is not the way 634 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 3: too in Just so you know, people. 635 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: Very heavy, you know why I had the idea on 636 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: Saturday night that maybe Lisa and I might explore each other. 637 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,200 Speaker 1: Then I ordered far too much Chinese and I reckon 638 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: the MSG got the better off me. But I was 639 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 1: just like a turn on its back, sitting on the couch. 640 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 6: And you think it You think it was you that 641 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,600 Speaker 6: declared that wasn't going to happen that night. 642 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: A couple of beers. I'll be with you through on Wednesday. 643 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 1: Were you injured on the date thirteen twenty four to ten? 644 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 1: What happened? Did you have to leave that hot date? 645 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: Could have been the future you and the happiness of 646 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 1: your heart for the rest of your life, and the 647 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,920 Speaker 1: next thing you know, you're in an emergency ward. This 648 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 1: is a Sydney bloke who's ended up in all sorts 649 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 1: of We were talking about cats earlier in the studio. Andy, 650 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: who works in the engineering team, he bought Amy's cat. 651 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:20,919 Speaker 1: That's that oh man who's selling cats around the office 652 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,400 Speaker 1: these days. 653 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 3: A side hussle. She had a cat, she couldn't. 654 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 4: Keep it and. 655 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,239 Speaker 1: It's weinging everywhere, weed all over the cup. Andy's then 656 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,120 Speaker 1: had to pay for training for the cats. I wasn't 657 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: we everywhere and Amy said it never weed at her house. 658 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 4: And he's only just been taller trained himself. 659 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,479 Speaker 5: Maybe the cat is unfamiliar in the environment, so it's 660 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,640 Speaker 5: urinating as animals do to mark their territory. 661 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 7: Had no idea if it was a cat trading case 662 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 7: and cat when they mark their territory, it is horrible. 663 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 1: Oh, it's so sour. 664 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 4: Smelling, cat's a stupid. 665 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 7: This cat was this is coming from the bloke that 666 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 7: just had three Shrek questions in quote, It was too mate. 667 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 1: This cat's name is Claws. He derived on this Tinder 668 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,480 Speaker 1: date and went to pick up the girl. The thing 669 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,239 Speaker 1: was she was doing a bit of house sitting at 670 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: the time. When he arrived at the door, she was 671 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: panicking and said, I'm house sitting and the cat's just 672 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: nicked off? Can you help me out. Adam, wanting to 673 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,479 Speaker 1: impress and do all the right things before they went 674 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: off for a romantic dinner, said yeah, I hope you. 675 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 1: Adam saw Claws just outside the apartment brock and went 676 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 1: to pick him up. Claws, as you would know, ripped 677 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: into Adam's hand actual clause. 678 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 4: See that can be dangerous because cats do have back 679 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 4: to you on. 680 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 1: All yes, dug into his hand. Adam then decided, because 681 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,640 Speaker 1: he knew that the Claus had gone straight in quite deep, 682 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,040 Speaker 1: rang his dad and said, what do I do here? 683 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 1: This cat's ripped into my hand. I don't know why 684 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,640 Speaker 1: he rang his dad, it's just if in doubt called dad. 685 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,080 Speaker 1: His dad said, no worries. If you're going out for 686 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: dinner on the way. Just pick up some super glue 687 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: and super glue the wound shut. What so he's super 688 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 1: glued the holes in his hand where claws had stuck 689 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: its claws. They went out for dinner, had a lovely meal, 690 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,720 Speaker 1: went their own way. Adam woke up in the middle 691 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,840 Speaker 1: of the night. Oh, hang on, where's the photos gone? 692 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: Have a look at the size of his hands, blown 693 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,400 Speaker 1: up like a football in his spot on fits. It 694 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 1: got infected and reacted stupid. He woke in the middle 695 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,840 Speaker 1: of the night and had to go into hospital and 696 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: spent three days in there while they tried to control 697 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 1: the infection in his hand. So dangerous, purple and hue. 698 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 1: He never saw her again. It's not a love story. 699 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: It's more about the cat. There was more to this, 700 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure there was. He sunk his claws deep into 701 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 1: the right hand, scratched and swiped with a manic look 702 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: on his face. Cat's eyes were blurred. A wicked gash 703 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: opened up on my thumb, gushing blood, said, my stomach spinning. 704 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 4: I had a mate who went to a fancy dress 705 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 4: party with the girlf on their first date, Sarah. 706 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 7: So they met before him. But they said, well, she said, 707 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 7: why don't you come and meet my friends? On the 708 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 7: first date, and it was a fancy dress party. He 709 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 7: went in the Hawaiian hay. 710 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 3: The brass skirt and the coconut bruh And because. 711 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 7: No one knew who he was, they played a bit 712 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 7: of a prank on him and lit up the back 713 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 7: of the skirt and burns. 714 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 4: Up his Bat's terrible. On his first date, she had 715 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,719 Speaker 4: to wait for him in the emergency. 716 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,680 Speaker 3: That's so dire. 717 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 4: The dress went straight up. 718 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: Remember I told you the story about Maide of mine 719 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: Johnny who wanted to take his girlfriend away, and they 720 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,520 Speaker 1: were only eighteen at the time, and he even rang 721 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 1: the parents to say I want to take her away. 722 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,240 Speaker 1: They were on like a houseboat, and he got drunk 723 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: at night and they went out on a jet ski 724 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: for a bit of fun and they hit a steel 725 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 1: pylon and she broke both her legs. Got the nickname 726 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,400 Speaker 1: scrambled legs. It's terrible, terrible, It was absolutely terrible. Yeah, 727 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: just I suppose like this segment, I'm having a good time, Olivia. 728 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,239 Speaker 1: What about you? You're enjoying the segment? What was your 729 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 1: dating injury? Is? 730 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 3: Basically, I went on a day with this guy and 731 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 3: we went by the water. 732 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 1: It was a lovely waterfront, yeh ben. 733 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 8: I won't say where it was, but we were. 734 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 12: Facing the water, obviously enjoying the view, and we were 735 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 12: sat on the balcony area. 736 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: So naturally they had these large umbrellas. 737 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 10: Those outside of brellas that you can sort of put 738 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,560 Speaker 10: up and down when you lie. 739 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 8: The water. 740 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: It was a little bit windy. 741 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 3: It wasn't too bad, but it was a little bit windy. 742 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 10: Go on, and we were eating whatever, having a good 743 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 10: time and pardonly this umbrella fell straight square onto. 744 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 3: The top of my head. 745 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 4: Oh no, I didn't slice anything. You live, did it? No? 746 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 8: No, likely you didn't. 747 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 10: But I think I've never seen panic in the owner's face. 748 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: Like that. Yeah, because I think he clearly knew that. 749 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,240 Speaker 7: You know, how much did you see him? I'm a 750 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:20,840 Speaker 7: person like that, But representation. Thanks lou Anika from Dundas. 751 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,240 Speaker 7: What happened on the first darted Anika? 752 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: Hi, I met this. 753 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 3: Guy for the first time. 754 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,960 Speaker 1: We went to the movies. We caught a train. I 755 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,680 Speaker 1: mean he was wearing this really nice necklace and what. 756 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 6: And all these other things too. 757 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:41,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, this other guy, I think he was on you know, 758 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,680 Speaker 1: under the influence or something, and he saw all the 759 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: jury and he's. 760 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 10: Like, oh, I really want that. 761 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,960 Speaker 7: So he came up and he tried to take it. 762 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: He tried. He tried punching my date my date, and 763 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: then ended up hitting me in the back of her head. 764 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: So he didn't punch you date though, on the first 765 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,200 Speaker 1: that is unbelievable. 766 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,439 Speaker 4: So did you were you would have been in shock. 767 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,920 Speaker 4: Did you did your date stand up and stick up 768 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,160 Speaker 4: for you? 769 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 7: Well? 770 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: He yeah, he went to that kind of flight back 771 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,440 Speaker 1: and they ran off the train, and I was just like, 772 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: I had no idea what to do, so I just 773 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,880 Speaker 1: sat on the train shaking. And so your date was 774 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,359 Speaker 1: punching back. I don't think so. I think the other 775 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:30,560 Speaker 1: guy ran off and he called my friend back. That's 776 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: a wild train rock wow. 777 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 4: Wild. It is an opportunity for you to stand up though. 778 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 1: And real and that's an amazing story. Do you guys 779 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: have a weed on an electric fence? Why? I don't 780 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: reckon that can ruin a good day. 781 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800 Speaker 6: Your your story that you were telling, I was like, 782 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 6: jez it sounds for me. 783 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,359 Speaker 1: I know the guy, what do you mean? 784 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 8: So it was in a book. I think that's where 785 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 8: your story came from a book that came out recently 786 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,960 Speaker 8: called to Day. I fed up about people who have 787 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,239 Speaker 8: had a bad day. And the guy is listening. Who 788 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,200 Speaker 8: you were telling the story about cab? Yeah, he went 789 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 8: on the date and do you want we can call 790 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 8: him after. 791 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 4: To get done with. 792 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:14,719 Speaker 6: The show. 793 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,960 Speaker 1: Is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows 794 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,479 Speaker 2: Like this, head to Nova podcast dot com dot au.