Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy's One show.
Speaker 2: I mean, if there's something I can get behind, it's
Speaker 2: Tina Arena on Nova.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, shouts have done a brilliant job at bringing
Speaker 3: a fresh week to that. Yes, hey, can we just
Speaker 3: enjoy her singing I kissed Girl obvious?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh god, I just can't wait for my
Speaker 2: leveld and say, hey, do you have this cool new singer,
Speaker 2: Tina Arena.
Speaker 1: I'm like Noah's joking.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's click bait.
Speaker 2: All right, we need to talk about Jacober Lordie, and
Speaker 2: we need to talk about.
Speaker 1: Him right now?
Speaker 3: Do we ever?
Speaker 2: If this is not a name you that immediately evokes
Speaker 2: an image for you, We're talking about the guy that
Speaker 2: played Elvis in that the One.
Speaker 1: Yes, have you seen that?
Speaker 3: By the way, No, I haven't. It is good, and
Speaker 3: also Felix in Saltburn. But I came to love him
Speaker 3: as Nate in Euphoria.
Speaker 1: See I haven't seen Euphoria because I'm a little bit old.
Speaker 2: But yes, okay, So Jacob Elordi is the most magnificent
Speaker 2: creature that's ever drawn.
Speaker 1: Breadth end of story, isn't it. That's that's the end
Speaker 1: of the story.
Speaker 3: He is my like number one dude, if he asked
Speaker 3: me to stuck his toil, I would toes. Yeah, ohould
Speaker 3: suck Jacob Lordy's toe and that yuck.
Speaker 2: It's cheesy, even Jacob e Lord he's cheesy.
Speaker 3: It's not he's Jacob Elaordia. Tuck it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is a really big that's a
Speaker 2: really big.
Speaker 3: I know, because I'm a germophobe, clean free.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. But what would I do? What would I do?
Speaker 1: Dear No, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want any part of his body.
Speaker 1: In my mouth.
Speaker 2: I would I would not yell at him if he
Speaker 2: filled the sink with water and then put dirty dishes
Speaker 2: in it and left them there.
Speaker 3: And that's where you and I did, because I.
Speaker 1: Normally lose my crap over that.
Speaker 2: Jacob Elordi has been papped, and he knew that he
Speaker 2: was being papped. And because he's Jacob e Lordi and
Speaker 2: we love him, we're fine with him.
Speaker 1: Post.
Speaker 2: He's got the most magnificent pair of specs on. He's
Speaker 2: got his hair in some up some down with one
Speaker 2: of his girlfriend's pink clips.
Speaker 1: That's hot.
Speaker 3: That is anything he does.
Speaker 1: But he wears now polish too. He does. I think
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 3: I have seen him with it.
Speaker 2: He is wearing a shiny pair of sort of disco shorts,
Speaker 2: not unlike our girl Kylie Minogue's in Spinning Around, but
Speaker 2: they're green brue and he's reading a book. Now Daily
Speaker 2: Mail has zoomed in on the book. It is not like,
Speaker 2: you know, Harry Potter or something. Of course, he's chosen,
Speaker 2: probably from the Airbnb library, the Art of cinema.
Speaker 3: That is so Jacob Elordie.
Speaker 1: He knew he was being photographed.
Speaker 3: That's how we know. We know he knew.
Speaker 2: I think it would have been cooler if he was
Speaker 2: reading like Flowers in the Attic. Do you remember everybody
Speaker 2: read flowering Virginia Andrews totally.
Speaker 3: And also he's on holiday with his girlfriend's parents, Olivia.
Speaker 3: What's her name? Olivia?
Speaker 1: J Olivia j.
Speaker 2: Now she's the daughter of Laurie Lockton, who I think
Speaker 2: was from full House.
Speaker 3: And Laurie paid for her to get into a college
Speaker 3: right and went to jail.
Speaker 2: I think I think she went to jail, or she
Speaker 2: was at least like properly in court convicted over it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what else I love about Jacob A.
Speaker 3: Lordie Because he doesn't care about stereotypes, et cetera. He
Speaker 3: has the most incredible handbag collection, so he's always papped
Speaker 3: with like these beautiful designer bags, like there's Burkens, Like
Speaker 3: he collects them and he completely rocks them in a
Speaker 3: really masculine way. It's sick.
Speaker 1: I just love him so much. What's he doing next?
Speaker 1: Where can I see him?
Speaker 3: He'll be doing something, But I'm glad he's having a
Speaker 3: little holiday because he deserves it. No Swanny. The next
Speaker 3: thing they need to do is film a new Euphorious season.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean that we've yes, agreed, agreed, and then I.
Speaker 1: Will watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think we're just going to skim over
Speaker 2: the headline. Why now I'm going to read the headblage.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about it because it's a
Speaker 1: bit off color. Jacober Laudie, Is that a banana in
Speaker 1: your pocket? Or are you just happy to see Olivia chat?
Speaker 3: Which you know?
Speaker 2: I just I love the headlines on these naughty sort
Speaker 2: of publications.
Speaker 1: All right, what are we talking about next? Audi Audi Aldi?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you think the Middle Aisle in Aldi can't
Speaker 2: get any better? Imagine if I told you that they
Speaker 2: are bringing their special buys to your holidays. And I'm
Speaker 2: not talking about like convertible stools and tents and canopies.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about they are opening up a travel arm
Speaker 2: hue and we're talking like Vietnam for five nights before
Speaker 2: ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Wow, like unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I hope they don't sell out as quickly as you
Speaker 2: know the solar powered fairy light Ivy Trellis.
Speaker 3: Oh, they absolutely will.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's talk
Speaker 2: travel kil.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's cliqueait Hey.
Speaker 2: Look, we are going to be doing correspondence on Friday,
Speaker 2: so send us a letter if you don't like the
Speaker 2: fact that I've mentioned Taylor Swift and Travis Kelts in
Speaker 2: the same show.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like today there's several things we've spoken
Speaker 3: about that a lot of people might not like. Please
Speaker 3: slide into our DMS at the Cristy Swan Show. That's
Speaker 3: exactly what you think, including our boss. I'd love to
Speaker 3: hear from her.
Speaker 2: Travis Kels has got a new boss who he is
Speaker 2: now a game show host and his boss is a network.
Speaker 2: He is now the host of Are You Smarter Than
Speaker 2: a Celebrity?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I thought that this wasn't going to happen, or it
Speaker 2: was going to be way down the track.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we only spoke about this a couple of
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there he is. It is sort of
Speaker 2: you know, cream on cream suit.
Speaker 3: That suit looks terrible on him, just whoever's styling him. Pale,
Speaker 3: pink or blush is not for trav No.
Speaker 2: And it's a bad sort of Miami vice look. So
Speaker 2: he could have been a lot better. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: he probably did get it from Big and Tall totally.
Speaker 3: Should we listen to the trailer and see how else?
Speaker 4: Listen, Hello, everybody, I'm Travis Kelcey, and welcome to are
Speaker 4: you the game show where people can win ridiculous money
Speaker 4: just by answering questions about stuff we all learned back
Speaker 4: at elementary school.
Speaker 1: He sounds really nice.
Speaker 3: You know what. He's got the right amount of like
Speaker 3: goof and boganicness to be a perfect host of those
Speaker 3: types of shows.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he's got the AUTOQ down.
Speaker 2: Pat I'm very very critical of autoq people because you
Speaker 2: can hear when someone's reading something. You can't tell that
Speaker 2: he's reading that, No, and just hearing his lovely voice
Speaker 2: like that you know that it took him about six
Speaker 2: months or closet of a year to stop calling his
Speaker 2: girlfriend Taylor Swift ma'am.
Speaker 1: What yeah shard to say to him? Don't have to
Speaker 1: call me ma'am anymore? Is that yes, ma'am? No, ma'am.
Speaker 1: He's one of those proper brought up Southern guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get irritating, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Now I want to know who in Australia sucks at
Speaker 3: auto Q? Can you off air? Can you think of
Speaker 3: someone that you can tell me? Now?
Speaker 1: I block it out.
Speaker 2: It's that traumatizing for me. I can't think of any names.
Speaker 2: I hope he does well. I like him a bit
Speaker 2: more after that, do you.
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I'm happy for him, Like good people like
Speaker 3: that deserve those sort of shows and success.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: Nicole Kibman's daughter, Sunday Sunday Rouse has made her runway
Speaker 2: debut for Mew Mew Is that how you pronounced Swanny
Speaker 2: at Paris Fashion Week? And she I'm sorry, I know
Speaker 2: that you think she looks like her mom.
Speaker 1: She looks so much like her dad. Keify looks like Keithy.
Speaker 2: She is the image of Keify, the little one. What's
Speaker 2: her name Faith. She's like Nicole all right, but this one.
Speaker 2: And it goes with y rule that the firstborn daughter
Speaker 2: always looks like the dad got the firstborn son always
Speaker 2: looks like the mum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's the case for my sister.
Speaker 1: To you the rules.
Speaker 3: Hey when she there's a photo here of her walking
Speaker 3: down the.
Speaker 1: Catwalkers, I'm very serious.
Speaker 3: She looks like I do or did sorry in primary
Speaker 3: school when I was asked to go to the school
Speaker 3: principal's office. It's like you're walking with swift pace, but
Speaker 3: your eye gaze is slightly down, just so no one
Speaker 3: catches your.
Speaker 1: Right and you have to explain where you're exactly.
Speaker 2: She I cannot believe she's only sixteen. Yeah, nuts, that
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, that Jenny girl.
Speaker 3: She upstage Sunday.
Speaker 1: I got to say, oh my god, because.
Speaker 3: We're used to seeing Kendall Jenna walk down the run way,
Speaker 3: but Kylie has walked daily.
Speaker 2: And I saw a little snippet on Instagram this week
Speaker 2: of her getting ready for an event, and I think
Speaker 2: it was this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks remarkable.
Speaker 3: She's never looked better. I agree, she's snatched. She's let
Speaker 3: go of some of the filler, like she's dissolved some
Speaker 3: of that filler. I think. So she looks more natural.
Speaker 1: Just and she seems like a nice girl.
Speaker 3: She's a vibe. Yeah, I'd love to party with her.
Speaker 1: And she goes to Timothy Shalomete.
Speaker 3: That's a really great question, swam.
Speaker 1: I think she is.
Speaker 2: But remember she did that big thing where she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about it. I've been in the public
Speaker 2: eye since I was ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, leave me alone. Love. It also pretty cool to
Speaker 3: walk in front of Disneyland Paris. That's the runway she
Speaker 3: walks down.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like that's chic enough. I don't like
Speaker 2: that as a backdrop. I don't like people to get
Speaker 2: married there. I don't like people to get you know,
Speaker 2: baby showers. Nah, it's just a family theme park and leave.
Speaker 2: Don't try and turn it into something else.
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow, and if you have an unpopular
Speaker 3: opinion like that, make sure you call us for sweeping statements.
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