Speaker 1: Get you through every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: The even how you always see these videos of people
Speaker 2: beefing on a plane, like full on punching on animals.
Speaker 2: Never got it before until I went flying on the
Speaker 2: weekend and I wanted to knock a guy out.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's get to that before we do, though, the
Speaker 3: code word for text for tay take is thirteen. Now
Speaker 3: let's get back to Jody viciously beating up a poor
Speaker 3: passenger who was just trying.
Speaker 1: To get for me to be well, hazy.
Speaker 2: Flying with small children can be fraught with danger, there's
Speaker 2: no question about that.
Speaker 1: Yuck flu.
Speaker 4: And my husband hates a direct flight.
Speaker 2: I tell you he likes to take the longest route
Speaker 2: possible to get to our destinations.
Speaker 3: But he saved a coin or two.
Speaker 2: Well, we were supposed to go to lon Sston for
Speaker 2: a wedding and he booked the flights to Hobart, so
Speaker 2: then we had to hire a car and drive all
Speaker 2: the way up the guts.
Speaker 3: I thought all the cities in Tasmania were the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so today anyway, So we get on the first leg,
Speaker 2: which is Adelaide to Melbourne, and I get on the
Speaker 2: plane and I have my four year old Harper, and
Speaker 2: so because there's five of us, we can never get
Speaker 2: all like one aisle all seats together, so we get
Speaker 2: split up and we have to negotiate who takes witch child. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so I get to my row and there's me Harper
Speaker 2: and there's a guy sitting on the aisle.
Speaker 3: My god half is a nightmare too, by the way.
Speaker 4: Oh she is not.
Speaker 2: She's beautiful, she's a little angel, but she had a
Speaker 2: little upset tummy.
Speaker 4: So I wasn't quite sure how it was going to go.
Speaker 3: You're the eying ones like, oh, it's just like Cude
Speaker 3: just got an upset dummy. She was just being a
Speaker 3: gram lad.
Speaker 2: So anyway, this guy is sitting on the aisle, and
Speaker 2: I thought, if I have to get up in a
Speaker 2: hurry and take her to the toilet, then I need
Speaker 2: to get out easily enough. And I said to him, hey,
Speaker 2: you're more than welcome to have the window seat if
Speaker 2: you like, so we don't disturb you. And he goes,
Speaker 2: I prefer the isle, Okay, I was like, good start mate,
Speaker 2: he's right. As a flyer, I suppose who prefers.
Speaker 4: No one prefers.
Speaker 2: You actually have the chance of getting your leg taken
Speaker 2: off by that trolley on its way past.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, I don't care. She would
Speaker 3: just have taken plenty of legs before they're like, oh woo, sorry,
Speaker 3: his blood trickling down the aisle.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he proceeds to sit there and fogs asleep.
Speaker 4: And he was a big dude like he was.
Speaker 2: He was massive, And I was wearing a skirt, so
Speaker 2: I was thinking one and I was busting for a WII,
Speaker 2: and I was thinking I would have to sort of
Speaker 2: waking him up, climb over him like that in my skirt,
Speaker 2: so he could potentially wake up just to a middle
Speaker 2: aged woman straddling him, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so anyway, but what sort of idiot goes, I'm
Speaker 2: going to sit here and I'm going to fall asleep
Speaker 2: and trap a young family effectively in their seats for
Speaker 2: the entire duration.
Speaker 4: Of the fight.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Harper gets unwell halfway through, and she said to me, Mummy,
Speaker 2: I feel sick. So I'm like, grab the sick bag
Speaker 2: really quickly, and she's throwing up and I have to
Speaker 2: get her out, like I had to get her out
Speaker 2: of the seats into the toilet and the stewardess came
Speaker 2: down because she could see that my child was up,
Speaker 2: and she woke him up.
Speaker 4: So he's like, what's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 2: As the harbors vomiting into the sick bag, and then
Speaker 2: she said can you please get up? And so he
Speaker 2: gets up, and then she's trying to back the trolley
Speaker 2: to give us room to come out, and she had
Speaker 2: to turn to him and say, could you please move?
Speaker 2: Like move like this guy, I can see how people
Speaker 2: punch on in planes because I was ready to like
Speaker 2: absolutely knock this dude out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you completely understand that? But from his point
Speaker 3: of view, he's like, I just wanted He probably wants
Speaker 3: to be on the aisle because he wants to be
Speaker 3: able to escape from you guys.
Speaker 4: That's not for me.
Speaker 3: So you're both trying to escape each other. You want
Speaker 3: direct access out of the.
Speaker 4: Ah anyway, Just move man?
Speaker 3: And what about the big twisted kicker on the story
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Speaker 1: What's the news today?
Speaker 2: Snooze news, Yes, these are the top stories that you're
Speaker 2: waking up to. This morning can be very overwhelming, just
Speaker 2: information either a low general.
Speaker 4: Let's go to abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 6: So South Australia is currently going through a gastro outbreak
Speaker 6: as we know, and also COVID nineteen outbreak, so why
Speaker 6: not throw a cruise ship in there too. Sure, so
Speaker 6: we have the Grand Princess which is operated by the
Speaker 6: Princess Cruisers. They're expected to dock in Port Adelaide today.
Speaker 6: There's around about four thousand people on the ship. There's
Speaker 6: been a really big severe outbreak of gastro and COVID
Speaker 6: nineteen on the ship, so essay health embracing for them
Speaker 6: to disembark and to see who's sick, who needs to
Speaker 6: maybe go to hospital or who needs medical attention.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, welcome to Adelaide, everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and think of some of the best combinations of
Speaker 3: all time. I'll go first, Gastro and COVID teaming up. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's hard to beat. And saying that my wife might
Speaker 3: have beat that when she had morning sickness mixed in
Speaker 3: with verdigo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got the double whemy didn't she h?
Speaker 3: That's really nice.
Speaker 2: Can you think of any anywhere worse than the world
Speaker 2: to be when you've got either gastro and all COVID
Speaker 2: than on a cruise ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You can't really just run away from your problems,
Speaker 3: can you.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: There's reports One lady said that she saw the people
Speaker 6: that were staying across from them had breakfast, lunch, and
Speaker 6: dinner put by their door for ten days.
Speaker 5: Imagine being locked in your cabin for ten days.
Speaker 3: It's jails. You just paid to go to jail. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, newsy Well swifty fans are going absolutely coco
Speaker 3: bananas at the moment.
Speaker 2: So basically, she was on stage in Buenos Aires doing
Speaker 2: her concert and she changed the lyrics to her song
Speaker 2: to pay homage to her boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Is what you Do?
Speaker 2: Karma is the guy and the cheeks coming home to
Speaker 2: me and was like, that's me. And then they showed
Speaker 2: her walk off stage and she ran up and she
Speaker 2: wrapped her arms around him and then planted a big
Speaker 2: kiss on his lips and the crowd went absolutely berserve.
Speaker 3: I think she did a thing where she wrapped her
Speaker 3: arms around and then just lifted up the back leg.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's cheap cute.
Speaker 2: That's that's the sign that you're really in love when
Speaker 2: you do the back leg lift.
Speaker 3: She's floating.
Speaker 4: I thought she was floating, she was levitated.
Speaker 5: She was beautiful.
Speaker 7: Abby.
Speaker 4: You're a little bit too affected by this situation.
Speaker 6: Just gorgeous, I thought. And I've got no romantic bode
Speaker 6: in my body. And I saw that and I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: It is pretty nice.
Speaker 2: And I think everyone wants to see her get her
Speaker 2: happy ever after.
Speaker 4: They because she's been through the ringer Yeah, shelters.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, one of the exits, Harry Styles, shaved his head.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did see that. Bart and.
Speaker 5: He's pulling a Brittany.
Speaker 2: He's and I heard one of his supporters go, you
Speaker 2: can't be true.
Speaker 4: O God, God oved his head. It was like, calm down,
Speaker 4: true Jesus. A quick question for you, is it the
Speaker 4: Eras errors Tour? How do you pronounce it?
Speaker 3: Not fair question, but I think it is the errors Tour?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Okay, we're having the debate because it's all
Speaker 2: her different errors of music.
Speaker 4: But we've sort of been calling it the RAS tour.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought it was either errors or eras. I
Speaker 3: don't think saying RAS. What is going on? It's like
Speaker 3: anyway anyways, anyway, we are the festival States. It's so
Speaker 3: much so it's not just March where really good things happen.
Speaker 3: Confirmation gather Arounds coming back forth to the seventh of April.
Speaker 3: That's really good news it and sorry that's live golf
Speaker 3: coming back twenty sixth to twenty eighth of April. Gather
Speaker 3: Round is fourth and seventh of the April. Last year
Speaker 3: injected over eighteen million of the April. Seventh of the April.
Speaker 3: April is the same month. That's how important it is.
Speaker 3: Injected over eighty million dollars last year to a state economy.
Speaker 3: Very very good. Yes, Groys will kick it off on
Speaker 3: the Thursday night against the D's. Port Adelais will play
Speaker 3: the Bombers on the Friday night. Okay, there will be
Speaker 3: two games at Nord, two games at Mount Barker this year.
Speaker 3: That's an increase from one game last year. Ye still
Speaker 3: a no game with the Bross so they reckon that's
Speaker 3: going to happen in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: The vibe around this city when gather rounds in town
Speaker 2: is just unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Ridiculously so good. Along with that, the nord Food and
Speaker 3: Wine Festival's back, Oh what same time hanging really cool.
Speaker 2: Can you remember last year when the Audi family were
Speaker 2: riding their bikes we went to Norwood to watch one
Speaker 2: of the games, and that security guard went, Nazih, that's right.
Speaker 4: He's get off the road. I'm like, what are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 4: The road's blocked.
Speaker 3: Off, mane. I feel for that security guard. I got
Speaker 3: in a genuine verbal two cycles yesterday when I was running.
Speaker 3: Really and I'm a former cyclist as well, for that
Speaker 3: brief moment. So I get the pain and torment that
Speaker 3: you guys put yourself through. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: sometimes you just don't help yourself. Actually post snooze news,
Speaker 3: these six fifteen machine just can't trust the six to
Speaker 3: fifteen vending machine jokes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what's it done on the weekend?
Speaker 3: Who knows? War knows? Last week? Last week, what we
Speaker 3: saw cannot be unseen.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Sharon from Onkaparinga Hill. Was good morning, Sharon,
Speaker 2: good morning, We're good, We're just please. The vending machine
Speaker 2: turned up to work this morning's very big weekend. How
Speaker 2: was your weekend there, Sharon, good, busy good, it's nice. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's crack on three questions. Before you get the third
Speaker 2: one right, you get to have a selection from the
Speaker 2: vending machine. Question number one, the dates for which major
Speaker 2: golf tournament in adelaid were announced over the weekend?
Speaker 9: Oh, my goodness, golf?
Speaker 3: No idea, no jeez, I get it, Sharon, I get
Speaker 3: it a little bit the same.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well all right, lovely to speak with you.
Speaker 4: Jane from Awsom Makes good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning.
Speaker 8: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: This was huge last year.
Speaker 3: Jane, you have a fantastic day.
Speaker 4: Please, bye bye, Jane.
Speaker 2: Eric from Denon Court, good morning, good morning. Do you
Speaker 2: know which major golf tournament in Adelaide was announced over
Speaker 2: the weekend?
Speaker 3: We're getting there here, Do I give you a hint?
Speaker 3: So what should we do here? We cand say, is
Speaker 3: it's coming back? Yes, it's coming back this year?
Speaker 4: And why don't we reveal the location?
Speaker 5: Grange?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 7: Ye?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I've never I've never in my
Speaker 3: wife been to a professional golf tournament. I've never been.
Speaker 4: Did you go last year.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you will love it. Yeah, okay, and
Speaker 4: I don't like golf, but I nearly said it. Caitlin
Speaker 4: from Kapanda, Good morning, Caitlyn, good morning. Do you know
Speaker 4: which major golf tournament is coming back to Adelaide?
Speaker 3: It's lease go.
Speaker 4: Well done? Okay? Question number two in the nursery rhyme,
Speaker 4: Hickory Dickory doc. What does the mouse run up the mouse.
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 3: Kayle celebrate with a bit of baker boy the mouse
Speaker 3: run up the.
Speaker 2: Mouse?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Question number three? You get this right, then you get
Speaker 2: a crack of the vending machine. What TV show is
Speaker 2: this theme song for?
Speaker 3: Do you know? I've got the answer and find sooner.
Speaker 4: No, do you know what that is? Caitlyn?
Speaker 3: They Caitlin, What do you think, Kaitlyn? I'm leaning for
Speaker 3: Gossip Girl.
Speaker 4: Incorrect.
Speaker 3: Oh well we'll get there, We'll so j all right.
Speaker 2: Claudia from Saint Clair, good morning, good morning. Do you
Speaker 2: know what that theme song's for?
Speaker 3: Any ideas, Claudia, I do?
Speaker 2: That is from genius word.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: We need a letter please between A and C H
Speaker 2: s and a number between two and.
Speaker 4: Six four four. I just really need to avoid the
Speaker 4: chips here, Claudia.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got.
Speaker 4: Here opening it up now. Oh wow, you won the
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Speaker 3: Good job, amazing, thank you.
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Speaker 3: Good on your clod comtulations. Enjoy that.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Giry, have a great day.
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about, isn't it?
Speaker 4: That could have gone on and on and on that quiz.
Speaker 3: Com I would never have got that in a million.
Speaker 4: Got raisen Atamy at all?
Speaker 3: And make Dreamy just named sexiest man on the planet.
Speaker 4: I know something she seemed to be across that news though,
Speaker 4: don't you.
Speaker 3: He's a good looking rooster. Even I can appreciate that
Speaker 3: six fifth them Vita Machine quiz returned Smorrow coming up next,
Speaker 3: Get ready to coll thirteen twenty four ten. We want
Speaker 3: to shout your coffee love good headline and you know
Speaker 3: how culture we are here at over absolutely We got
Speaker 3: all sorts of different corners of the earth just to
Speaker 3: bring you the stuff that you need to know. A
Speaker 3: Chinese man chops off his own finger after snake but
Speaker 3: and the doctor say it was completely unnecessary. That's what
Speaker 3: our spokes can do. Sometimes you kind of overreact, doctor say.
Speaker 3: A man in China happed off his own finger after
Speaker 3: he was bitten by a snake that he believed was
Speaker 3: highly venomous. And what would you do in a situation
Speaker 3: not that you get bitten by a snake which you
Speaker 3: think is a snake that's really venomous, but it turns
Speaker 3: out it's not really venomous at all, And all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, the snake's just stood of yapping at you.
Speaker 3: How venomous are you? So then you take the life
Speaker 3: of your own finger. The man, identified as a six
Speaker 3: year old called Zang, reportedly claimed he was bitten on
Speaker 3: his index finger by a Chinese maccasson snake while working
Speaker 3: in the mountains. He said, I chopped it off to
Speaker 3: save my life. He said that to his doctor, whose
Speaker 3: name was Wanjan, who was the head of dermatology at
Speaker 3: the local hospital, said the man's actions were completely and
Speaker 3: really unnecessary and that they likely could have reattached his
Speaker 3: finger had the man brought it with him, so not
Speaker 3: only did he not need to chop it off, he
Speaker 3: then threw the finger away. One of the great overreactions
Speaker 3: from ZAG I don't know, you get yourself into such
Speaker 3: a headspace where you just assume the worst and don't
Speaker 3: dare google anything any sort of symptoms. You look at
Speaker 3: your leg and there's a slight ache. Bang is some
Speaker 3: kind of hideous STD. And you're like, how did you
Speaker 3: get to that conclusion? Google if you've got an itch
Speaker 3: anywhere on your body, if anywhere is itchy, and you
Speaker 3: google it, they're like, Bang, you got an STD. You're SICKO.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna rash on my elbow. What are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 3: What have you been up to? Your dirty bird? That's
Speaker 3: what Google it to you. So I remember as well,
Speaker 3: right in the guts are playing football, there's always like
Speaker 3: a trend for different injuries. Right so right now it's
Speaker 3: probably still in a vicula. In terms of issues with
Speaker 3: your feet. Right when I was playing, osteotis pubis huge thing.
Speaker 3: It's the inflammation of the groins in your pubic bone.
Speaker 1: Area and it's or.
Speaker 3: Some kind of sick STD. So every time we get
Speaker 3: something even slightly sore down there, even some sort of ache, bang,
Speaker 3: you're either it's ostioiitis yeah, or some kind of hideous day.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But straight away you're like, oh, twelve months where you
Speaker 3: have I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, and you go
Speaker 3: to doctor get a scan and they're like, no, mate,
Speaker 3: that's literally just a misketto it. I don't know why
Speaker 3: a spokes do that. That's what we do though, we
Speaker 3: just overreact something chronic. But there's a key message in this.
Speaker 3: If something gives you grief, just chop it off. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the world of Zang, just chop it off.
Speaker 4: Or he's an alternative. You could seek some medical attemption.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no, Just chop it off because
Speaker 3: the doctor is going to tell you something you don't
Speaker 3: want to hear. For example, I've got three kids, can't
Speaker 3: four to fourth, so I know exactly what to do.
Speaker 3: Just chop it off.
Speaker 1: It's a job.
Speaker 3: That was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job joke, a terrible job.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you want to be in this
Speaker 3: face savvy, if you're a pack of cars when you're
Speaker 3: a joke said, do you want to be the ace
Speaker 3: or do you want to be the joker?
Speaker 5: Cart I want to be the queen.
Speaker 1: You are the queen.
Speaker 3: You can be the king.
Speaker 4: You are the disputed queen of the joke. Off.
Speaker 3: I'll with a jack who wants to kick this off.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you do the honors this morning, Joe.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can all right. Let me put my glasses on.
Speaker 2: And funny when I wear my glasses and I can read,
Speaker 2: look like Snoopy. I do not look like Snoopy with
Speaker 2: glasses anyway.
Speaker 5: For the last twenty.
Speaker 1: Leaks, read the.
Speaker 3: That makes so much more sense, all right here?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: My friend once called a few house painters to his
Speaker 2: house for some work.
Speaker 4: He wanted them to paint his Porsche. So after a few.
Speaker 2: Hours, the house painters came back for the payment as
Speaker 2: their work was complete. Before leaving, they told my friend
Speaker 2: that they had enjoyed painting his car, but it's not
Speaker 2: really a Porsche.
Speaker 3: I was wondering that was gonna let that go?
Speaker 2: And then and then I said porch, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I think I just gave away the punchline.
Speaker 4: But that's okay.
Speaker 3: It's that delivery and we shouldn't uncover such things after
Speaker 3: the joke. All Right, my wife crushed a car while
Speaker 3: I was listening to Adele last night. Can you believe it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everything was okay in the end, but yeah, she ended
Speaker 3: up rolling in the jeep.
Speaker 10: Alrighty, it's going to be that type of morning, is it?
Speaker 1: Sure is okay.
Speaker 6: A young boy and his father were out in the
Speaker 6: garden and the young boy sees a bee and he
Speaker 6: goes over and he steps on it and he kills it,
Speaker 6: and the father's, oh, my goodness, can't believe you do that.
Speaker 5: No honey for you for the next month.
Speaker 6: The boy continues playing, and the father goes off and
Speaker 6: he's playing, he's doing stuff in the yard, and the
Speaker 6: little boy sees a butterfly and he goes running up
Speaker 6: to the butterfly and he jumps on the butterfly and
Speaker 6: he kills the butterfly. Dad's like, what is wrong with you? Like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, no butter for you for a month anyway.
Speaker 6: So then the whole family, including the wife, sitting on
Speaker 6: the couch that night and the mother sees a cockroach
Speaker 6: running across the floor. So she gets up and she
Speaker 6: runs over and she steps on it and she kills it.
Speaker 6: And the little boy says to the father, dad, are
Speaker 6: you going to tell her? Or am I?
Speaker 3: Wait? Does everyone get it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now we do the weekend squads rap.
Speaker 3: He is what an absolute delight, ladies and gentlemen. It's
Speaker 3: Tom Ren. It's a beautiful Tom.
Speaker 4: Just a beautiful human being.
Speaker 2: In fact, this morning in the car park he sat
Speaker 2: patiently and waited me because I've got the worst car
Speaker 2: park in the world and I had to back into
Speaker 2: it and he just sat there in his little white
Speaker 2: Master behind me, smiling away.
Speaker 3: That's what it.
Speaker 11: Doesn't sweet on the ins, Just hurry up. No, you
Speaker 11: did that really well like it was that time in
Speaker 11: the Morning's not easy.
Speaker 4: It's rough. You smashed it, thanks mate, killed it. Appreciate
Speaker 4: that word.
Speaker 3: On guys, third and twenty four to ten, How did
Speaker 3: you go with your.
Speaker 1: Did you do it in one take?
Speaker 3: Like all the hot spots. Let's talk some sport RNY. Yes,
Speaker 3: a couple of big announcements on the weekends.
Speaker 11: Well good for South Australia, isn't it? And look we
Speaker 11: knew it was coming. But confirmation now of live and
Speaker 11: also the gather round so I gather Around in the
Speaker 11: first week of neck April next year, and we're going
Speaker 11: to have two games in Norwood, two games in the
Speaker 11: hills at Mount Barker, so we've got five adelaide over
Speaker 11: whereas we had six this year. And then Live of course,
Speaker 11: is going to be later in April, so the twenty
Speaker 11: sixth to the twenty eighth of April. Hopefully we get
Speaker 11: the same kind of weather we did this year because
Speaker 11: we were so lucky.
Speaker 1: But I think it's great.
Speaker 11: You know that it's going to be a real harb
Speaker 11: again in terms of the sporting landscape and the national spotlight.
Speaker 1: So fantastic.
Speaker 2: For essay, the vibe in this town for gather round
Speaker 2: is extraordinary, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 11: And look, maybe a bit of disappointment that the Brossa
Speaker 11: didn't get one and couldn't get the facilities or infrastructure
Speaker 11: up to scratch, that's what they're saying. So brilliant though.
Speaker 11: For Nord, I think they're bringing back the Nord food mine.
Speaker 4: Was one of the good biggest stays on the calendar.
Speaker 11: I was going to say, that's that's a pretty large day. Yeah,
Speaker 11: that's that's great though, So I think that'll be really
Speaker 11: good fun. And I think it's fantastic that we're getting
Speaker 11: more games away from Adelaide Oval and out into the region.
Speaker 11: So too at Mount Barker as well, which was a
Speaker 11: raging success this year as well.
Speaker 3: So I think it's fantastic, Rennie. Let's talk strikers thirty
Speaker 3: six as Reds and Crows.
Speaker 1: Was how bad was? I mean the Crows like that
Speaker 1: was disappointing.
Speaker 11: Kick five goals in a row to start and then
Speaker 11: seven points in a row to finish. And now the
Speaker 11: only side they lost to all year was Brisbane and
Speaker 11: then they lose to them again. They're going to have
Speaker 11: to do it the hard way from here, boogie.
Speaker 3: So yeah, the lines that means that they play the
Speaker 3: Swans Saturday night nor what over. It's going to be good,
Speaker 3: a good spot and if the weather holds up ooh jamacked.
Speaker 1: It'd be a great game.
Speaker 11: And you know then I think they'd play North Melbourne
Speaker 11: away if they made it through to the prelim, which
Speaker 11: they should do. I mean they've been the best side
Speaker 11: all year for a reason, but disappointing there for the Crows.
Speaker 11: You mentioned the thirty six is just getting injuries unfortunately,
Speaker 11: it feels like every two steps they take forward, two
Speaker 11: steps back, three and seven. They're in eighth and Adelaide United.
Speaker 11: What went on there? Four nil down at half time.
Speaker 3: That's supposed to be a first v last and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden it's five to one at the
Speaker 3: end of the game. And I think I'm not good
Speaker 3: at reading cues, but I think Carl V was a
Speaker 3: little bit pissed.
Speaker 11: Up he and I don't think he was overly happy
Speaker 11: about answering questions about Nesta roy and record transfer fee.
Speaker 11: Not happy, But you're right, Hazy. But where the team
Speaker 11: that has the sacked coach. You know, they get rid
Speaker 11: of Steve Kayrika. They hadn't scored a goal in the
Speaker 11: first three games and then they score four and a half.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: You played a bit of soccer, Rennie. If you're four
Speaker 2: nil down at half time, do you bother coming back out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: There was a I think it was a decent rev
Speaker 11: up by corvid I reckon at that stage, you say, Fellows,
Speaker 11: let's get on the Beers.
Speaker 1: Game over. Just call a for Nils.
Speaker 3: You see Renny the way he moves as well. They've
Speaker 3: likened him to a young.
Speaker 1: I like to blame in the media. I like to
Speaker 1: sometimes we love him. He's one of the best, probably
Speaker 1: the best ever read with a.
Speaker 2: Yes, bless his heart quite hard to decipher in a press conference.
Speaker 3: Leave us with one of your award winning jokes. Players,
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 11: Well, every time I take my dog to the park,
Speaker 11: the ducks try to bite him. Well that's what I
Speaker 11: get for buying a pure bread dog.
Speaker 3: Ducks like bread. Yeah, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 4: Can't wait, Really, it is so time for it. Let's
Speaker 4: go girl, So time for a chick chat.
Speaker 2: So we've got produced Zoe in the studio in your twenties,
Speaker 2: in a lovely relationship with the beautiful Alex.
Speaker 4: Who we all love from life itself.
Speaker 2: We got news reader Abbey here as well, in your thirties,
Speaker 2: happily single, although that does vary from week to week.
Speaker 5: Happily single this week yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, married, Yeah.
Speaker 3: With kids? Yeah yeah. The girls.
Speaker 5: You round out the Sweety Pie Emporium.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Just for the uninitiated, Andrew wanted to call this
Speaker 2: segment the Sweeter Pie Emporium.
Speaker 4: It didn't get across the line.
Speaker 3: Which I still no one's explained to me how that
Speaker 3: didn't get.
Speaker 5: The I feel like that's an off air conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, let's talk make up.
Speaker 2: So I was telling you guys that a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, went to Melbourne to go see miss I
Speaker 2: gone over there and I forgot my makeup bag. What
Speaker 2: would you two do in that situation?
Speaker 4: I'm curious, Zoey.
Speaker 12: Be a bit bumm buy a Mscara from the server
Speaker 12: or something?
Speaker 4: Is that the extent you would go to? Probably buy
Speaker 4: a scara?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 4: What would you do? Abs?
Speaker 6: I would buy everything everything, Yep, I'd go and get foundation, contour, everything.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what I did because I can't.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't leave the house without wearing makeup.
Speaker 12: Yeah, my mum's the exact same, whereas you're the opposite,
Speaker 12: though I am. I don't wear makeup at all unless
Speaker 12: I'm going to an event or something. So so Eve,
Speaker 12: I'm going out for nice drinks or dinner with the
Speaker 12: girls and something I put someone or someone's birthday, I will.
Speaker 12: But to work, to the shops, to the gym, none
Speaker 12: of that.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I haven't always been that way. That's probably stopped
Speaker 12: when I was about twenty, is to wear makeup to school,
Speaker 12: high school and everything. But yeah, something clicked a few years ago.
Speaker 12: I just couldn't be bothered anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just looking at your skin now. If I
Speaker 2: had skin like that, thank you, I wouldn't wear makeup either.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 4: That's very much stunning. You're stunning. You're a beautiful little creature.
Speaker 12: Okay, wrap it up.
Speaker 4: This is good.
Speaker 3: Can I just say one thing and I won't say
Speaker 3: anything more. I would love to wear a genuine eyeliner
Speaker 3: all the time, like Billy Joe. Yeah, this is cool,
Speaker 3: Joe Armstrong.
Speaker 5: It's twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: If you want to wear eyeliner or lascaro, you go
Speaker 6: right ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah I can, maybe I will.
Speaker 4: Do you want to do it tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 5: You want to wear it on all?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Or do you make up, Tory?
Speaker 4: I will apply some eyeliner on you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Great, we have that much? Absolutely?
Speaker 10: Are you actually?
Speaker 4: Are you being serious right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love a bit of eyeliner. I usually have to wait.
Speaker 3: I used to have to wait till mad Monday.
Speaker 2: You wear foundations though? For work something? Do you wear
Speaker 2: foundation or did they just powder you?
Speaker 3: I think they just powder you and do all sorts
Speaker 3: of things. I don't even know what the process is.
Speaker 3: But yeah, sometimes like they keep it on there and
Speaker 3: just have a little trot out in the down at
Speaker 3: the local cafe. Yes, pretend like this is how I
Speaker 3: wake up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, as you wear it every day, I get up
Speaker 6: and put it on every day. For me, having my
Speaker 6: hair done and having my makeup done just kind of
Speaker 6: helps to wake me up in the mornings, I guess,
Speaker 6: because I'm up about three point thirty. So I don't
Speaker 6: really like the way I look, to be honest, I
Speaker 6: don't know. I just struggle, and I've got a lot
Speaker 6: of stuff after Nova that I go and do. So
Speaker 6: if I'm out and about or meeting with people or
Speaker 6: are having to do interviews, I just like to I
Speaker 6: feel like it just I feel a bit more put
Speaker 6: together and a bit more professional. But yeah, I think
Speaker 6: back to when I did regional radio hair up in
Speaker 6: a barn, no makeup on, and I just felt foul and.
Speaker 4: I'm sad that you look because I think you're beautiful.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 6: I just yeah, I struggle with not just struggle, not
Speaker 6: being put together. I guess I'd say my mum would
Speaker 6: never leave the house with that makeup on back when
Speaker 6: we were younger, so mybe it kind of stems from
Speaker 6: there a little bit.
Speaker 5: But yeah, same with my mum.
Speaker 12: But it hasn't. That didn't make me really want to
Speaker 12: wear makeup or put me off makeup in either way.
Speaker 12: I always just thought mom was beautiful and wanted to
Speaker 12: look like mum. But now that I'm older, yeah, I
Speaker 12: can't be bothered. It's expensive, and I don't know, I
Speaker 12: think it's part of a trend as well. It's a
Speaker 12: bit trendy at the moment to do the if you're
Speaker 12: wearing makeup, do the natural.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Luia Key all that sort of thing.
Speaker 12: Alicia Keys, Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 4: And also had to break it to you.
Speaker 2: But I also think that Andrew thinks your mum's beautiful
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: I think everyone thinks that's thank you.
Speaker 3: Look at this, Look at me. I'm a warm blooded
Speaker 3: human able to identify.
Speaker 1: I can't even.
Speaker 4: Hey, thirteen twenty four to ten, let's do this. We've
Speaker 4: got cheese Fest. Tickets to cheese Fest is back.
Speaker 2: The most snappable week in an essay November eighteen and
Speaker 2: nineteen in round a Park.
Speaker 4: But let's do this.
Speaker 2: Do you wear makeup? Do you leave the house without makeup.
Speaker 2: I had a friend give me some feedback once. She said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a bloke who I know who saw you down
Speaker 2: at the shopping center and I mustn't have been wearing
Speaker 2: makeup that day, And she said, yeah, he said that
Speaker 2: you were looking a little bit haggard.
Speaker 1: Oh aggressive descriptive.
Speaker 2: Ye, some feedback from we, So I don't go to
Speaker 2: the avenues anymore without I get that you look tired.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't wear makeup, but you also count very tired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you wear a makeup? Are you against the train?
Speaker 3: Are you Alisha Keys thirteen and twenty four down?
Speaker 2: I think is cool because gold and singers a song Alusia,
Speaker 2: good morning, Natalie.
Speaker 9: Hey a going good?
Speaker 4: Don't wear it at all.
Speaker 9: No, if I've put an event, I'll wear it. But
Speaker 9: on a daily basis, cannot be bothered.
Speaker 4: It does take a big chunk out of your morning,
Speaker 4: Like you always have a crack.
Speaker 2: Hazy always has a goal at me for being like
Speaker 2: to work, but it's like he just rolls out of bed,
Speaker 2: chucks and moisturizer on and away.
Speaker 3: Go sometimes no time.
Speaker 9: And then I feel like when you do have an
Speaker 9: event and you do put the effort in everyone's like
Speaker 9: bit shocked, and everyone thinks you look fantastic, just purely
Speaker 9: because they're not used to seeing you like that. That's
Speaker 9: a good feeling too.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say no because that's that's not a
Speaker 3: bad thing, is it? Because I would just use produces
Speaker 3: as an example. So I saw producers always makeup for
Speaker 3: the first time during our handball blitzer that over. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Lord knows that was a kicker. Why that was a
Speaker 3: kick off is already put on some makeup handball blitz,
Speaker 3: but it was, yeah, look really nice.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 9: It's it's untactical.
Speaker 2: Thanks Matt, Louise, good morning, Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you both good?
Speaker 4: How what's your approach to makeup?
Speaker 7: I wear make up pretty much every day, and I guess,
Speaker 7: having worked in the industry for many years in pharmacy
Speaker 7: and a makeup artist, there's lots of tricks of the
Speaker 7: train that you can do to make you look natural
Speaker 7: but with less makeup. But I also thank my grandmother
Speaker 7: for always, at a very young age, at fourteen, all
Speaker 7: of you land every day and put some powder on
Speaker 7: just so that you look nice.
Speaker 3: And wasn't that that?
Speaker 4: Wasn't that the cream of choice? The Grandmother's everywhere.
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 10: Is it all of you land?
Speaker 7: It was back then, But yeah, it's something that I've
Speaker 7: always done a bit traditional, but yeah, I do feel
Speaker 7: more complete when I have a beyond and I don't
Speaker 7: overdo it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and I guess it's working in the industry
Speaker 4: to luise.
Speaker 2: Like I know, if I go to see your makeup artist,
Speaker 2: if their makeup looks good, then that's sort of part
Speaker 2: of being professional, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you don't have to overdo it. You can
Speaker 7: still have a natural look with left.
Speaker 3: Subtle as the ty Andrew that's when you're wearing that
Speaker 3: the blue eye shadow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too fat.
Speaker 4: It's you said that you moisturize every day. What moisturizer
Speaker 4: do you use?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what it is, but it's it
Speaker 3: comes in a white thing and you can just buy
Speaker 3: it from Coals or wool Worse or any of them.
Speaker 3: Costs about nine bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, are you good morning?
Speaker 8: Good morning?
Speaker 4: Your approach to makeup? What do you think?
Speaker 8: I don't wear makeup. My mother never wear wore makeup either.
Speaker 8: I think purple and warm natural beauty without it, like
Speaker 8: and because I don't wear makeup. I don't use soap,
Speaker 8: I don't use moisturizers. I don't use anything.
Speaker 4: On my face, So you don't have to use any
Speaker 4: skin care.
Speaker 8: No, you're not taking anything. You're not affecting your natural
Speaker 8: skin oils, so I don't. I never ever put moisturizer
Speaker 8: on my face or creams or anything like that.
Speaker 2: So you're not wearing makeup and you're not doing any
Speaker 2: skin care. Cheese, you must save an absolute fortune anyway.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: That's mate. You're not exactly going over the top with
Speaker 4: your nine dollars moisturizer.
Speaker 3: You can't do my best with what I've been given.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's send we said Natalie from Paradise, off to
Speaker 4: cheese Fast. Do you want to go to cheese Fast now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love to.
Speaker 4: Thanks beautiful, very nice a.
Speaker 11: Little, but you tell me you built a time machine
Speaker 11: on this daisy.
Speaker 3: We're welcome on Monday, you beautiful workhorses. It's to grind
Speaker 3: getting back in after the weekend. But hey, hey, just
Speaker 3: keep being you because you don't want a fantastic job.
Speaker 2: I love that you're just trying to weave your nickname
Speaker 2: in there too.
Speaker 3: I see you don't means it just going naturally. Now,
Speaker 3: let's take a little trip down memory lane while you
Speaker 3: do live your best lives. Nineteen oh seven on this day,
Speaker 3: thirteenth and O, but a helicopter flight was made for
Speaker 3: the first time in France.
Speaker 4: Wow. She don't trust helicops on me either.
Speaker 3: This is something about it.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been in one?
Speaker 3: I've never been in a helicopter.
Speaker 4: Oh well, you don't have a Channel seven helicopter anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't think any of us do. But we used
Speaker 4: to travel quite frequently and terrifying.
Speaker 2: You take off and it's glass under your feet, so
Speaker 2: you're taking off the ground as you're looking at the
Speaker 2: ground getting further and further away.
Speaker 4: Horrifying.
Speaker 3: That's scary. And sheese.
Speaker 4: You got to watch out for power lines, yes, and
Speaker 4: other helicopters.
Speaker 3: Helicopters as well, and planes. I'm just going to stand
Speaker 3: especially able trusts because they're big. They'll take you out.
Speaker 4: Yes, helicopter v Albertross Albtross.
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Speaker 3: first female artist to top the UK chart over five
Speaker 3: consecutive decades with their album Disco Wasn't She just a phenomenon,
Speaker 3: not just in our country, but I probably have more
Speaker 3: sooney on it's still on fire.
Speaker 4: She's doing a residency in Vegas. If you don't mind,
Speaker 4: you're right, goodness me.
Speaker 3: It's still some very provocative lyrics that she's spitting out
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this song, I'm a bit like, Oh, okay, that's
Speaker 4: eny interesting. I want to touch you there?
Speaker 3: Wow, dear, well we whereabouts? I'm upping about professionally of course.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 3: Our twenty twenty PlayStation five was released in Australia. I'm
Speaker 3: not a gamer. I got a Super Nintendo and had
Speaker 3: a Nintendo sixty four. You had an Atari Commodore comfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a lot of Tetris.
Speaker 3: We are gamers, Yeah no, we not have a a
Speaker 3: lot of Tetris and pattible game.
Speaker 4: Then we transitioned into Frogger and a bit of pac Man.
Speaker 3: Good stuff at the arcade. Number one song November thirteen
Speaker 3: and two thousand was come on Over by Christina Aguala.
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of provocative language, come on over baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where where? Okay, this is over