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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with with Kate Richie podcast. We always love

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Speaker 1: getting this man. And he's been here for the last

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Speaker 1: three weeks. God, he's cooked at the Grand he's cooked

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Speaker 1: at Grand Finals, He's cooked for the Prime Minister. He's

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Speaker 1: oh my god, he's done it all. The spring Carnival's

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Speaker 1: coming up, he's cooking for the Melbourne Cup as well.

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Speaker 1: It is the magnificent curd of Star What guys, we'll

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Speaker 1: just in the show.

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Speaker 2: How nice I have you in the studio? Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having the feel good to be home. I'm

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Speaker 3: so happy to be back. Yeah, he's been a long

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Speaker 3: trip though, three weeks without the kids. So it's the

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Speaker 3: first week's always magic because you get a little bit

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Speaker 3: of time to yourself, and the second week you start

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Speaker 3: getting a bit anxious, and the third week I just

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Speaker 3: get really grumpy because I just want to see him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we ask you this every time, but are you

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Speaker 1: just picking away the missus to get back home? How

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Speaker 1: close are you now? Is there is there a time

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Speaker 1: give us a time limit? Next year twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 1: when you're home.

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Speaker 3: God, I don't know, I don't know. The kids are

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Speaker 3: in school over there. There's a lot of things out

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Speaker 3: and figure out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, does that feel like home?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Of course it would be close.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: No, Well, I come back so often, you know, so

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Speaker 3: that's sort of I feel like I've got the best

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Speaker 3: of both worlds.

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Speaker 2: I get to be here, I get to be there.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I don't think anything will feel like

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Speaker 3: home once you once you're from here.

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Speaker 1: What do you cook for the Prime Minister? Like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: when you're asked to cook for mister aberneasy, what do

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 4: I mean, slumping tomahawk.

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Speaker 3: It was at the Grand Final actually, so there's six

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Speaker 3: hundred guests and you know what, they're there for the footy,

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Speaker 3: not for the food, let's be honest. So you've got

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Speaker 3: to try and get the food out fast. It's got

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Speaker 3: to be hot. And then I wrote the menu from

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Speaker 3: l A and it was a fillet of beef, roasted

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Speaker 3: fill out of beef. And then you sort of think

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Speaker 3: to yourself, it's all got to go perfectly medium rare,

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Speaker 3: you know, and then Barnesy's on before how do.

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Speaker 1: You do that? Imagine Barnsey in the kitchen screaming at you.

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Speaker 2: He did a bloody encore. He did get ball, but

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Speaker 2: it all went out. It all went out pretty nicely.

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Speaker 4: Hey what about that gig you did? I think you

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Speaker 4: was the one on Hamilton Island.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you didn't have any power hour no

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Speaker 3: power that was on the.

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Speaker 1: White Haven Oprah air And there's obviously not a kitchen

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Speaker 1: on White.

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Speaker 3: Reward, no where to put the garbage. Like, everything you

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Speaker 3: bring onto that island you take off. And let me

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Speaker 3: tell you something, when you throw a big party for

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Speaker 3: Oprah and a hundred of her friends from.

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Speaker 2: America, it's you create a lot of stuff and then

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Speaker 2: you're going to get it off off the island.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like the Five Festival. Remember remember when they

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Speaker 1: filmed the movie The Beach on pp Island, they ruined

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Speaker 1: that that destroyed the eye. Doesn't look like that anymore.

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Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't ruin my Haven, did you.

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Speaker 2: I think we enhanced it. It's never been the same.

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Speaker 2: It's always been better for us.

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Speaker 4: Any private gig requests coming through lately from a level

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Speaker 4: celebrities or politicians that might go, let's get Curtis Stone

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Speaker 4: to the White House.

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Speaker 1: Have done the White House.

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Speaker 3: We do lots of that stuff, but I don't never

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Speaker 3: tell anyone what it is.

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Speaker 1: They won't again, so just tell us no existing. But

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Speaker 1: that's great, mate, good news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've just brought myself a new barbie. So

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Speaker 1: on here we go. I am excited about this because

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Speaker 1: you have you got any barbie range out at the moment, Curtis,

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Speaker 1: Is that correct?

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Speaker 3: The good news is everyone in the country can get

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Speaker 3: it for free. You just shop at Coles and you

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Speaker 3: earn a credit every time you spend twenty bucks. And

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Speaker 3: I've put together eight products that make anybody the king

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Speaker 3: or queen of the barbie because I thought to myself,

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Speaker 3: imagine lining up one hundred dozarses barbecues. Imagine how different

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Speaker 3: they'd be. Some would work, some wouldn't, some would have

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Speaker 3: of brought no matter what you've got at home, and

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Speaker 3: it enables you to cook beautiful food on the barbie.

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Speaker 3: So there's a teppanyaki plate, there's a grill basket. You

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Speaker 3: can do your veggies that don't fall through the day.

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Speaker 1: That's what I love because when you put veggies on

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Speaker 1: the barbie, they stick. But it's sort of like a salad.

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Speaker 1: It's a steel salad bar, isn't it baxactally yeah, perforated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good ideas. Okay, this is what I love about this

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Speaker 1: because we have known you, we've had a relationship with

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Speaker 1: you for so long, but we are taking you out

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Speaker 1: of your comfort zone today.

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Speaker 3: Mister Stafe, Sure, why why did you say yes to this? Well,

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Speaker 3: I've said no to it twice. You know, like I thought,

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Speaker 3: tom we got him, I've got to give in. At

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Speaker 3: some point I thought Tommy was joking.

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Speaker 1: Stone Rap Curtis television superstar. You know him in the

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Speaker 1: kitchen as well. He's an amazing cook. But today he's

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Speaker 1: rapping for you, Sydney. He is rapping.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: The other thing that doesn't happen on the show. People

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Speaker 4: don't turn up as guests and write their own wraps. No,

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Speaker 4: there's a bit of back end that goes into this,

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Speaker 4: and you've written your own rap.

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Speaker 3: Well, the producer sent me the wrap and I thought

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Speaker 3: that's a cop out. If I'm going to do it,

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Speaker 3: we're going to embarrass myself in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be my work.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it to Cypress Hills. When this goes down,

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Speaker 1: great song, curdistone up against myself, wrap up of the week,

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Speaker 1: eggs whoa when you rap that?

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Speaker 4: A well Friday, I don't know how much Dad weather

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Speaker 4: Way on a bussy.

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Speaker 1: Curtis, you are out here, so you get the choos.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to rap first or do you

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Speaker 1: want to wrap first?

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Speaker 3: I kind of want to get it out of the

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Speaker 3: way and done with, but I sort of want to

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Speaker 3: see how you do it.

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Speaker 1: Why aren't you?

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Speaker 4: I need your help, James behind me, we're trying jump

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Speaker 4: on my back.

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Speaker 1: Cake. Let's go do this, don't do that. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: You've got this money my favorite. In fact, here we

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Speaker 1: go rapping now. Yes he can cook our man, Curtis Stone,

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Speaker 1: but if you told me you rapped ud say, get

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Speaker 1: off the cards, Cyprus Hill Set, you're insane in the brain.

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Speaker 1: Stick to the kitchen, mate, stay in your lane. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to this global wrap menu. You're greener than Curtis on

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Speaker 1: surfing the menu.

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Speaker 5: Marinate, pickle, season and stew, not cooking terms, mate, It's

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Speaker 5: what I'm doing to you.

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Speaker 1: You insploded in the us of a.

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Speaker 5: This good looking young Ossie serving up soup fla cooking

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Speaker 5: on Ellen serving Oprah rump. Then you're on the Apprentice

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Speaker 5: and impressed on overdup restaurants in La Baby scoring more touchdown.

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Speaker 1: Then Tom braces kids, the blokescott at all.

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Speaker 5: You've kicked more goals than you've done ads on coals.

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Speaker 1: We love you.

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Speaker 5: We stay that you're humble, You're as delicious as your

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Speaker 5: NaN's apple crumble. We do love your Curtis from what

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Speaker 5: you've become, and also because you wipe the bill at

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Speaker 5: the restaurant after Whippers eating a time.

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Speaker 2: On shore.

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Speaker 1: We left the tip.

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Speaker 2: I hope we left the tip.

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Speaker 1: That was good.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm nervous. But your name and Tom.

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Speaker 4: Brady in the same sentence.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know what a compliment. Two goats.

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Speaker 2: You've gone out.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know hard. I didn't go on, Curtis. Look

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Speaker 1: at the suit mc stone, you've got this.

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Speaker 2: You're fit to your Whipper studio. So that's making me shiver.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you brought me back.

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Speaker 3: Last time I was here, I told you, Whipper you're

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Speaker 3: getting real fats your diet of lettuce and kale, and

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Speaker 3: he tells us half the tail. But make get back

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Speaker 3: into the boxing gym. You know you're right. Hook can

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Speaker 3: really sing don't be embarrassed to take a fall. You

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Speaker 3: look like one of those old champions.

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Speaker 2: What's his name? Oh yeah, butter Ball.

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Speaker 3: So you can got ahead. That looks like a shoe. Dude,

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Speaker 3: I've called fry ups and I'm sure you could kick

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Speaker 3: a footy real far. But now you're here with King

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Speaker 3: Kong Bundy and you just can't get.

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Speaker 2: Him away from the bar.

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Speaker 3: So you bang a button, boil some water fits he

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Speaker 3: pul whipper away from the buffet. You know your order,

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Speaker 3: Get down to coals and follow my tips. No more

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Speaker 3: KFC or cheesburger with chips. It feels good to take

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Speaker 3: the crown from your clowns. Contractually, I have to say

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Speaker 3: you're going down to Let's be honest, like cook, he

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Speaker 3: won't help your whipper lose that spare tire because his

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Speaker 3: favorite band is Earth Wind and Fry.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Richie.

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Speaker 3: I think it's pretty obvious, even if it was just

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Speaker 3: for the sun glasses.

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Speaker 1: Curtis, that was.

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Speaker 5: Actually really cool, Wind and Fry out to finish off.

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Speaker 1: Really competent. I'm right with that.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 3: Good news is you're actually looking a lot better than

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Speaker 3: I was expecting when I write that your work your words.

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Speaker 1: World done mate, And if you want to collect Curtiston's

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Speaker 1: barbecue range at Coles, when you spend twenty dollars or

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Speaker 1: more in one transaction, you can scan your fly by

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Speaker 1: his card. Do it that way. It's great to have

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Speaker 1: you back in the country. If you want to go

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Speaker 1: and see that rat rat, go to our Instagram account.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Curtis, You're legend, buddy. That was Funy and

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Speaker 1: Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast. For more

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Speaker 1: great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com. Jodd,

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Speaker 1: are you