Speaker 1: We are back.
Speaker 2: Jack. Yeah, Swannie, I've missed you.
Speaker 3: I've missed you so much. We really went, you know,
Speaker 3: in the parlance of our times, no contact we did
Speaker 3: for the six weeks, and it wasn't personal. It was
Speaker 3: just I was really sorting out the house and and
Speaker 3: myself and you were busy living your best.
Speaker 2: Life, sinking some serious fizz, hanging out with friends.
Speaker 3: I love this for you. I'm thrilled to say that
Speaker 3: we're going to be talking a lot about bread this
Speaker 3: year because Baker's delighted our new BFFs forever. I just
Speaker 3: want to talk a little bit about the pun oft
Speaker 3: the caussa and the cheesey mite scrolls and those little
Speaker 3: custody things. That is going to be a lot of
Speaker 3: that this year.
Speaker 2: We're thrilled to have you Bakers. And speaking of Swanny,
Speaker 2: I think we kick off with saday Let's and I
Speaker 2: think we give away some Baker's delight.
Speaker 3: Vouch yes, because as much as I missed you, Jack,
Speaker 3: I missed our beautiful listeners even more. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 3: Give us a call and tell us what your summer
Speaker 3: highlight was? Mine? Was I snorkeled twice?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Yes? I went to a pass. I know, I had
Speaker 3: flippers on and everything and those things, and I jumped
Speaker 3: off the back of a boat into the water and
Speaker 3: I wasn't even scared.
Speaker 2: Like a snorkel in your mouth set up.
Speaker 3: Yes, I went to a magical place called Magnetic Island
Speaker 3: that I've never even heard of. It is unbelievable. You
Speaker 3: would hate it. But I snorkeled twice like a real
Speaker 3: human being that loved life and doing things.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: It was amazing A.
Speaker 2: Doggie paddled in a nice pool with my mates.
Speaker 3: Well that'll do you. That'll do your.
Speaker 2: Twenty four to ten. What was your summer highlight? We
Speaker 2: want to gift you a Baker's Delight voucher. We are
Speaker 2: back live for twenty twenty five on The Cristy s
Speaker 2: One Show.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: We are back live for twenty twenty five, and it's
Speaker 3: time for this Chrissy say today, I just realized that
Speaker 3: I'm a poet and I didn't know it. Live for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. That's going to be our intention for
Speaker 3: this year. We are alive. I've in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Hey, I have a really good feeling about twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: I've been saying this to my mates. You and I
Speaker 2: both have said it to each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like absolutely, it's going to be a
Speaker 3: year to remember. Yeah, thirteen twenty five to ten. Give
Speaker 3: us a call.
Speaker 2: We've got twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten ce twenty five. I'm going to
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Speaker 3: that we are alive. Bet in twenty four ten, give
Speaker 3: us a call and say today, we've got new best
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Speaker 3: you a voucher if you tell us what your highlight
Speaker 3: of summer was. Hi Tara, Hi, guys, welcome back.
Speaker 4: I've missed hearing your voice on.
Speaker 2: My drive home.
Speaker 3: I've missed you. To Tara, what is your summer highlight?
Speaker 3: My girl?
Speaker 4: Oh, So we set ourselves a mission. My partner and
Speaker 4: I wanted to build a pool deck, and we started
Speaker 4: building it four days before Christmas, worked from seven am
Speaker 4: till seven pm and finished at Christmas Eve.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: How many right at Christmas?
Speaker 3: How many fights were there and like the throwing of
Speaker 3: the tools and going inside? How many of them?
Speaker 4: Tara actually only one, only one, but about seven trips
Speaker 4: to Bunnings.
Speaker 2: Tara, I know a guy at the block and I
Speaker 2: think they're about to start shooting the next season. Should
Speaker 2: I put you and your partner up for it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Look, he's got on the tools. I'm not so that
Speaker 4: would be a disaster.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what they're after, actually, Tara, you've got to
Speaker 3: make his delight. Bower headed your way. And it's so
Speaker 3: great to hear you, Matthew.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so good to hear everyone's voice. I
Speaker 3: feel like I've been in the wilderness for six weeks Matthew,
Speaker 3: but it.
Speaker 6: Is, it is. Yeah, just getting back into yeah, parenthood
Speaker 6: and also back into work.
Speaker 3: All right, tell us what your summer highlight was.
Speaker 6: All right, So my summer highlight on the yak of January.
Speaker 6: We've been working for two years flat with IVF to
Speaker 6: have a little girl.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's what's her name, Matthew.
Speaker 6: Her name's Evangeline.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's beautiful name. Shake And so what she's about
Speaker 3: three weeks old.
Speaker 6: Now, So she's just almost three weeks old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and how's it going that?
Speaker 6: Well, there's a lot of bad nights you get used
Speaker 6: to it.
Speaker 3: That says about I'm going to say eight years of
Speaker 3: that ahead of you, but it's all worth it.
Speaker 6: I was gonna everyone keeps telling me till twenty one
Speaker 6: because she's going to be out every night when she's
Speaker 6: eighteen onwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right, that's right, correct, Yes, it's a joy.
Speaker 2: Baker's are like voucher few math. You don't get some
Speaker 2: veggie mighte scroll so you have a late night snack
Speaker 2: when you.
Speaker 3: Absolutely get like the mini ones the six pack and
Speaker 3: then you can actually eat that while you're holding the baby.
Speaker 3: It's hands free. Hello Jasmine, Hello, Hay, I'm so good.
Speaker 3: What is your summer highlight?
Speaker 7: Okay, it's pretty spectacular. I've never been to the Australian
Speaker 7: Open and I won a double path to go see
Speaker 7: the men's final and got to see Sinner when for
Speaker 7: the second time.
Speaker 2: In a row, epic, Jasmine.
Speaker 3: I mean you can if you have started at the
Speaker 3: top there with your Australian Open experience, where can you go? Now?
Speaker 7: I know I was like, I'm not going to top that,
Speaker 7: but I do like bread.
Speaker 2: So here we are delight voucher for you, Jasmine. I've
Speaker 2: got to say Swanny. The AO this year was the
Speaker 2: best ever, Like, I had the best time and I
Speaker 2: properly love tennis.
Speaker 7: Now it's so good going and I'll be back.
Speaker 3: The good news for us, Jasmine is that Jack's now
Speaker 3: entering his tennis era.
Speaker 1: Wait, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: We are back live for the year, and we haven't
Speaker 3: seen you in a very long time. We haven't seen
Speaker 3: each other and it's time to cover off everything that's
Speaker 3: happened in the last six weeks.
Speaker 1: Yes, MTD, we have so much to discussed with Chrissy.
Speaker 2: And Jack SMTD, so much to discuss AIRMTD Swan. Where
Speaker 2: do we even begin.
Speaker 3: It's very hard to find a jump off point. But
Speaker 3: first the first thing that came to mind was you
Speaker 3: and I need to discuss the Hugh Jackman situation. Yes, so,
Speaker 3: Deborle and Hugh Jackman, after twenty seven years, announced their
Speaker 3: split in September.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd call that a success.
Speaker 3: That is an extraordinary succines.
Speaker 2: But we need to celebrate that first and foremost, two.
Speaker 3: Kids, beautiful life, wonderful careers, supporting each other through that.
Speaker 3: And then the photographs of him and his new girlfriend
Speaker 3: Sutton Foster, which is one of the great names, by
Speaker 3: the way, were released on January sixth, and they look
Speaker 3: so amazing, and I want to ask you the question,
Speaker 3: is this she was wearing? You've got it? There have been.
Speaker 3: There's been a few photos since, including a pash session
Speaker 3: in and out burger, which I am there, sign up,
Speaker 3: I am. So it'd have to be before the burger, though,
Speaker 3: because you don't want to kiss someone after they've had
Speaker 3: a burger. That's foul.
Speaker 2: That is foul.
Speaker 3: So it was deverely pre in and out, in and
Speaker 3: out burger.
Speaker 2: But I feel like when you really have the hots
Speaker 2: for someone and you're like it's a new relationship, you
Speaker 2: just do it.
Speaker 3: You do. But the first thing that crosses your mind
Speaker 3: is I liked that burger better when I was eating.
Speaker 2: It, Not on your gums.
Speaker 3: Anyway. They are so lots of final since I'm talking
Speaker 3: about the original ones, with her in a sheik manoloblank,
Speaker 3: a full length camel trench, him in a fully coordinated outfit,
Speaker 3: her with a fresh blow wave. I want to know
Speaker 3: that's been styled and set up, has it not?
Speaker 2: I think it has swan.
Speaker 3: There is no way two people have advancing years, regardless
Speaker 3: of how hot and heavy. They are for each other.
Speaker 3: Go out looking like that.
Speaker 2: You raised some really good points that I didn't consider
Speaker 2: the whole styling session. His hair is immaculately groomed.
Speaker 3: They are coordinated.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean for me? But gave it away.
Speaker 2: The pap is so far away that they try to
Speaker 2: make it look like it was like taken from such
Speaker 2: a distance and as if they had no idea because
Speaker 2: it's all pixelated. But it's like, no, most paps have
Speaker 2: a lens where they can do that and get a
Speaker 2: clear shot steal, and they've tried to make it look
Speaker 2: like it was from so far away exactly.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the giveaway was for me? No
Speaker 3: one wears high heels like that.
Speaker 2: No one really do.
Speaker 3: Not out to a dinner, absolutely not, not with your boyfriend. Nah,
Speaker 3: you don't wear high heels.
Speaker 2: Does with trav But she's Taylor.
Speaker 3: Swift, and she knows that there's cameras everywhere. They'd allegedly foster,
Speaker 3: but allegedly she didn't know that there were cameras everywhere.
Speaker 3: She was just grabbing a meal with her boyfriend. You
Speaker 3: don't wear those shoes. And also his shoes are brand new.
Speaker 3: He's been styled, and I've got nothing against that, but
Speaker 3: I just I love these two together.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's got a bit of tan On too.
Speaker 2: He's whacked some Bondo sands on.
Speaker 3: And some just for men in the hand. There's no way,
Speaker 3: no way that.
Speaker 2: He's speaking of Taylor Swift Swanye. The first thing I
Speaker 2: did when we went on holidays was watch It Ends
Speaker 2: with Us.
Speaker 3: With Blake Lively, that very controversial film. It's still in the.
Speaker 2: News every day, there's stuff coming out about it, and
Speaker 2: Justin Baldoni and Blak are for it like it feels
Speaker 2: like they're going to be at war forever.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: My thing I wanted to raise with you was that
Speaker 2: I really loved the film and it got slammed by
Speaker 2: a lot of people. People said the book was far better.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Shut up. I don't want to read the book.
Speaker 3: There's two and there's two different mediums there. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eh, I don't have time. I just need a
Speaker 2: ninety minute film.
Speaker 3: Face, But you're too hungover to read a book, right.
Speaker 2: I thought the use of this song my Tears Ricochet
Speaker 2: by Taylor was brilliant.
Speaker 1: What a song.
Speaker 2: Sleep and day, Yes, tease Swizzle, but I would like
Speaker 2: them to stop fighting. It's just come out today that
Speaker 2: Justin Baldoni is going to launch a website to start
Speaker 2: putting up receipts. As they would say on Housewives, Stop guys.
Speaker 2: Neither of you are going to win.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 2: Actually, you probably won't get work again because you're both.
Speaker 3: I mean and black. Lively wouldn't care because he's richer
Speaker 3: than God, but Justin, whoever is, clearly needs the work.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of this, you know, when you've got
Speaker 3: two friends that are getting a divorce and it just
Speaker 3: gets so dirty and revolting, and the only people making
Speaker 3: money are the lawyers. You just want to tell them, Hey,
Speaker 3: who's winning here? Not you?
Speaker 8: But yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show. It's the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: We have returned for the year. We're so excited to
Speaker 3: see each other and to be in your ears again.
Speaker 3: We're all back together. It feels great, and we've got
Speaker 3: so much to discuss Jack, Yes.
Speaker 1: Empty, We're so much to discussed with Chrissy and Jack.
Speaker 3: We've already covered off the Hugh Jackman new relationship and
Speaker 3: also the Justin Baldoni Blake Lively scandal. If you want
Speaker 3: to hear what we have to say about that, hit
Speaker 3: us up on the podcast's where you get all your
Speaker 3: podcasts from. But let's take it a bit personal, please.
Speaker 3: You and I didn't see each other. I was all
Speaker 3: over the place and you were all over the place too, yes,
Speaker 3: in different ways, and I need to discuss with you
Speaker 3: on a personal level, mister big. But there was an
Speaker 3: article in an international publication news dot com Believer, and
Speaker 3: it's a list of the top twenty five mister Biggs
Speaker 3: that there are in the entire known universe.
Speaker 2: It was just Melbourne. Thank you, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 3: Let me say the universe, the universe. So I'm going
Speaker 3: through all these names. Some of them I know, people
Speaker 3: like Tommy Little and all of that. Clint Standaway, the
Speaker 3: Great Clint Standaways on the list, and excuse me, Jack
Speaker 3: Charles has made the list of mister Biggs and that
Speaker 3: is ahead of football player Bailey Smith and the great
Speaker 3: Matt Agnew.
Speaker 2: Maddie Agnew. I like that Barslenka got his rig shot
Speaker 2: popped on there, but I didn't man no clear reason
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: It says about you. Jack is friends with Melbourne's social
Speaker 3: setting rat pack of girls, am I included in.
Speaker 2: The Absolutely you're one of You're in the rat pack.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Jack Charles is also the cheeky voice and
Speaker 3: anchor on Nova's Chrissy swanshow working his way out from
Speaker 3: producer to hot product now hot product, yes, hot pocket?
Speaker 3: How much did it cost you to get this place
Speaker 3: in the newspaper? Who is your publicist?
Speaker 2: And how do I What I've learned from this summer
Speaker 2: is that we don't make transfers or try to make
Speaker 2: money whilst on air in the media.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh my god. That Channel nine scandal Gandle
Speaker 3: even that's an SMTD. I want to talk about that.
Speaker 2: That was very lovely. I think it was Alice Costrey
Speaker 2: put me in there, so thanks Alice.
Speaker 3: And how do you feel? Do you feel like you've arrived?
Speaker 3: I mean this sort of thing is right up your alley.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you. It's a really big deal
Speaker 3: because you're really nothing, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like I remember when you were inside a costume that
Speaker 3: was a mobile phone.
Speaker 2: Ressed up as Kate Richie's.
Speaker 3: I really this is really impressive.
Speaker 2: A decade on and it's happened just giving.
Speaker 3: Away icy called cans of cold and checking the roster
Speaker 3: to see what Harvey Norman You're going to be opening
Speaker 3: with the barbecue. And now look at you. You are
Speaker 3: in the top twenty five movers and shakers and I
Speaker 3: couldn't be proud of for you.
Speaker 2: This is your year, jan it's my year, Swani. Who
Speaker 2: needs a dating profile when you have the heltzer?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 2: Okay? I want to bring something up with you. We
Speaker 2: hadn't spoken, as you said, You've been very quiet on
Speaker 2: social media, and then suddenly this video pops up on
Speaker 2: my feet. It was like a proof of life and
Speaker 2: it was great to see that you ate extremely refreshed
Speaker 2: and tanned and you and now it's what I'm going
Speaker 2: to say is a new job.
Speaker 3: Grab a coffee of this month's Australian Women's Weekly. I'm
Speaker 3: the new columnist. What an honor. Look for the gorgeous
Speaker 3: day at Judy Dench on the cover. Grab your coffee today. Yes,
Speaker 3: I am the new columnist, firstrating Women's Weekly. It's a
Speaker 3: very huge thrill for me.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Swanye. My first question is who is your ghost writer?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: You're week. You know what a control freak I am?
Speaker 3: Of course I write every word I write every word,
Speaker 3: and you know what, I agreed to do it as
Speaker 3: long as I could write every word and that no
Speaker 3: one would edit it. So I send it word perfect,
Speaker 3: spell checked everything so that I know exactly what's going in.
Speaker 3: I absolutely love it and I'm sorry for not mentioning
Speaker 3: it to you. It was just so busy last year
Speaker 3: and I literally forgot. You know, I have no secret.
Speaker 2: This is very exciting. I feel like you're in your
Speaker 2: carry Bradshaw era and I'm in my mister Big era.
Speaker 3: That is one hundred percent true the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Let's go Clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Click.
Speaker 3: I cannot get enough of Charlie XCX still. And to
Speaker 3: make it even better, she's teamed up with the iconic
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart for an Uber eats campaign. Whoever's doing the
Speaker 3: marketing for Uber eats needs an order of the world.
Speaker 3: They do a medal, it's always so good.
Speaker 2: They're fantastic. The one that ran over the AO with
Speaker 2: a tennis player and you Ma Andy Murray, that was
Speaker 2: brilliant as well. Like they just don't miss.
Speaker 3: They don't miss, and they must sell it to the
Speaker 3: celebrity in such a way that they're on board because
Speaker 3: it's quite a self deprecating sort of vibe and a
Speaker 3: lot of celebrities take themselves so seriously.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, you're right. And also I wonder who
Speaker 2: did the first celebrity ads for Aubretz because you kind
Speaker 2: of just know now if you were to be asked,
Speaker 2: you know, it's great because it's only celebrity.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that long ago?
Speaker 2: Tom? Can we do some digging now, Yeah, and we'll
Speaker 2: find out, because I think we need to say thank
Speaker 2: you to them.
Speaker 3: Absolute. I feel like it was Magna Shibanski maybe.
Speaker 2: Because she did want Kim cut Ash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was around the beginning. We'll get the
Speaker 3: we'll get the information from from our salty producer. But
Speaker 3: Charlie and c X and Martha Stewart are on board.
Speaker 3: They have recorded a campaign for the super Bowl which
Speaker 3: is looming. Have a listen to this, wi listen and
Speaker 3: we don't judge honestly, truly.
Speaker 1: When when my agent first sent me your name, I thought.
Speaker 2: It was the Wi Fi password.
Speaker 1: Well, when my agent told me you were doing this,
Speaker 1: I thought you'd be doing the caching. I thought a
Speaker 1: Super Bowl was something I could order on Uber Eats.
Speaker 2: I thought it was something else.
Speaker 1: We listen and we don't.
Speaker 3: We listened and we don't. Seriously, who are you again?
Speaker 3: We listen and we don't judge. Such a great catchphrase.
Speaker 3: And I do believe that that bowl gag was something
Speaker 3: to do with weed.
Speaker 2: A little weed gag from Martha because.
Speaker 3: Her best friend is Snoop Dogg. And I do not
Speaker 3: understand it. My love it si much.
Speaker 2: I'm so here for it. People will probably say that
Speaker 2: about you and I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know both the love that transcends everything exactly.
Speaker 3: Now let's move on to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: They've held a private after party as the chiefs head
Speaker 3: to I'm going to stop that right there. Why I've
Speaker 3: got a new vibe for twenty twenty five, Jack, What
Speaker 3: is it? You know? People say that you have friends
Speaker 3: for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, we're finally sucking Taylor.
Speaker 3: I feel like my Taylor Swift season is over.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 3: I love her. I will always love her. She saved
Speaker 3: my life on many levels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's happened over summer?
Speaker 3: I still listen to her. I still I love her.
Speaker 3: I love her. She's amazing. But she's not going to
Speaker 3: be in every clickbait. This is I am not going
Speaker 3: to be talking as much about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: I am so here for this news.
Speaker 3: Take the Google alert off your computer.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 3: She saved my life, there is no doubt about it.
Speaker 3: She is my favorite artist. But I'm pulling You're done?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, if this is the last time, for example,
Speaker 2: this week we're going to speak of her. My wish
Speaker 2: for Taylor in twenty twenty five is that she finds
Speaker 2: a stylist. That's where I'm at with Trav and Tainer.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Do we have any time to talk about this naughty elementary?
Speaker 2: It? Quickly? All right?
Speaker 3: There is a principal in America, and you know they're
Speaker 3: talking about an elementary school principle. You and I were
Speaker 3: talking about it. She held a party where everybody was
Speaker 3: so intoxicated, all the students. She provided booze for these kids.
Speaker 3: And in our mind we're thinking, oh, the year eleven
Speaker 3: and twelve. You know it's school cu this is against
Speaker 3: the law. But it's not right. Then I said to you,
Speaker 3: hang on elementary school, check what years that is in America.
Speaker 2: It is the equivalent of primary school here in Australia.
Speaker 3: This teacher gave booze to primary school kids. And here
Speaker 3: was I thinking the highlight of my primary school career
Speaker 3: was a teacher that had canned heat playing over the
Speaker 3: pr of school.
Speaker 2: This monny before we checked the news and traffic. Tom
Speaker 2: has that uber eats.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what was the first campaign? So it was
Speaker 3: there tonight, I'll be eating with Yes, the first and
Speaker 3: it was boy George, He's awful.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: Oh yes you are. Oh god, I've done it again
Speaker 3: and you. I made that to me Jack and said,
Speaker 3: just make sure you don't talk over the last week,
Speaker 3: which of course I'm going to do. You are not
Speaker 3: imagining it. We are back Live in your Ears for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. We're so excited to be back.
Speaker 2: I've missed doing this and speaking to our beautiful listeners
Speaker 2: and speaking to you every day. Swey. It's times six
Speaker 2: weeks without you.
Speaker 3: It's been so great, and I guess I've ready to
Speaker 3: remind me of things straight away. I just heard that
Speaker 3: little Specsavers ad and it reminds me I've picked my
Speaker 3: specs for twenty twenty five. There's one clear winner. It's
Speaker 3: my brown ones that I wore in my Women's Weekly
Speaker 3: post that I that I did on Instagram. Remind me
Speaker 3: to get seven pairs, one for every surface that I
Speaker 3: walked past.
Speaker 2: Are the ones you're wearing now a version of that.
Speaker 3: They're my second favorite. They're regularly ones which you love
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: I love those, so I must.
Speaker 3: Get onto that for twenty twenty fast.
Speaker 2: You really can't see it the moment.
Speaker 3: No, no, very blind. I'll tell you what I did
Speaker 3: see very well underwater. I snorkeled twice, like you know,
Speaker 3: a proper functioning, raging, loving life person. I'm still I know,
Speaker 3: Babe's in front of strangers, a cruise like a boat
Speaker 3: that left at seven am and went until you could
Speaker 3: not see land. Wow out in the Great Barrier. If
Speaker 3: it was unbelievable? Did you know that there is an
Speaker 3: underwater art gallery off It's how I know, off Townsville,
Speaker 3: with like statues under the ground under the water and
Speaker 3: like shipwrecks. Oh, I know it was unbelievable, and I
Speaker 3: saw it with my own eyes and a snorkel out
Speaker 3: of my mouth that.
Speaker 2: Like reeks of Terry Irwin sounds like something she would fund.
Speaker 2: I know, Hey, we've got a massive hour If you
Speaker 2: missed the first hour, make sure you grabbed the podcast
Speaker 2: as we caught up on a lot of stuff before
Speaker 2: four o'clock. We're going to be talking about maths. It
Speaker 2: returned to our screens last night. We're also going to
Speaker 2: talk about the song of Summer?
Speaker 3: Is it this?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Thirteen twenty four to ten Next, Chrissy's
Speaker 2: Quizy is back and there is a brand new bum
Speaker 2: bag to be one.
Speaker 8: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Shows.
Speaker 3: You know that I love her.
Speaker 2: There was a little bit of footage that did the
Speaker 2: routes a.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks ago. I've heard just singing in a
Speaker 3: living room like her friend's living room.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so it's a different one.
Speaker 3: It was so loud and so unhinged. I must have
Speaker 3: watched it seven times and thought, finally, someone's crazier than
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3: I'd like to fight it for you. You're listening to
Speaker 3: The Crizzy Swan Show or nover. We've got a brand
Speaker 3: new design of a bumbag and I'm thrilled with it.
Speaker 3: It is stylish and it is up for grabs in
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Quizzy. Hello Meghan, Hello Chrissy, Now I am you?
Speaker 3: I'm so good. Are you a Megan or have you
Speaker 3: reinvented as Meghan since Meghan Trainer and Meghan Markle.
Speaker 9: No, I'm spelt Meghan, but I've always been Megan, So
Speaker 9: I'll just go with that.
Speaker 3: We're going to go with that. How it says here
Speaker 3: that you've hurt yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I did?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 9: It all started a little while back running and then
Speaker 9: it's just blown up over the Christmas period. It's literally
Speaker 9: blew up.
Speaker 3: It's your knee, isn't it's your knee?
Speaker 9: It was my knee. Yeah, not fun.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that. Let's get you a bum
Speaker 3: bag so that you've got all your bandages and stuff
Speaker 3: in one place. All right?
Speaker 9: That sounds perfect.
Speaker 3: Your opponent is Leanne. Hello Leanney, Christy?
Speaker 9: How are you now?
Speaker 3: You didn't get to a hospital over Christmas? Well?
Speaker 7: You did, first one in about four years?
Speaker 2: Are you a bit clumsy?
Speaker 3: You're a frequent flyer.
Speaker 4: It's not me, it's the grandkids or the daughter.
Speaker 7: Yes, a year off.
Speaker 3: It says, here's something about a sliced finger. What's going
Speaker 3: on there?
Speaker 4: Oh, granddaughter last Christmas fell over on some oyster rocks
Speaker 4: and sliced her hand open quite badly.
Speaker 9: Before she did a chin.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's such such a bougie injury.
Speaker 3: She was probably. I don't think the oyster rocks were
Speaker 3: at a five star restaurant. I think the oyster rocks
Speaker 3: were like, you know, in the ocean. Is that right, Leanne?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yees yeah, I just imagined hersume slipping over a
Speaker 2: Sydney rock.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get to one of your is a
Speaker 3: bum bag, your names and your buzzes. It's the best
Speaker 3: of five. Being the first person to get three answers
Speaker 3: great wins the game and will walk away well or
Speaker 3: hobble away in Meghan's case, with a money count by
Speaker 3: Chrissy Sponto bumbag. Question number one, what dating show jugger
Speaker 3: Or launched on Channel nine last night? Yes, Meghan map
Speaker 3: it is married first Sight. I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 3: Have you had a look, Meghan?
Speaker 9: No, I missed it last night. I don't have to
Speaker 9: catch up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Thank god for all those streamer apps because gosh,
Speaker 3: that make laugh interest.
Speaker 2: And also thank god for the like, Instagram and TikTok
Speaker 2: accounts because you can basically get the highlights on those.
Speaker 2: We will speak about maths before four.
Speaker 3: We absolutely are. Question number two, Warsaw is the capital
Speaker 3: city of which country? Warsaw Canada?
Speaker 2: Names line names.
Speaker 3: And also the right answer. The answer is Poland. Question
Speaker 3: number three Martha Stewart and Charlie x e X have
Speaker 3: teamed up for an ad with which company? Me Yes, Meghan,
Speaker 3: it's Uber rates. God name are more iconic?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 2: Two points to Megan, Meghan. This next question is for
Speaker 2: the win, Leanne. You can still come back though.
Speaker 3: Who won the Australian Open Men's final on Sunday? Oh,
Speaker 3: we're not tennis fans. No Judick Singer, Dunnick Sinner Jick
Speaker 3: Yanick Yannick all right.
Speaker 2: Question number five again, still for the win, Megan.
Speaker 3: Back in my day there was a Yanick, a Yanick Noah,
Speaker 3: he was a tennis player. Little thing for him, that's hot.
Speaker 3: Question number five. Rhinoplasty is a plastic surgery that changes
Speaker 3: what part of the face? Yes, Leanne, No, it is
Speaker 3: the nose. I'm very unkind to call it rhino well plus.
Speaker 2: No, because you're getting it because you look like a rhino.
Speaker 2: So fix your nose. Get a rhino plasty.
Speaker 3: Listen. If you've got any insecurities about what's going on
Speaker 3: on your face, do not listen to this idiot child.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with a bit of plaquie surgery.
Speaker 3: Question number six, what is the school boy?
Speaker 2: Two points to Meghan, one to Leanne.
Speaker 3: Question number six Elementary school in America is the equivalent
Speaker 3: of what in Australia, Yes, Meghan, for the.
Speaker 7: Win primary school.
Speaker 3: It is primary school. Now you have got a brand
Speaker 3: new designed bum bag on its way to you. Please
Speaker 3: let us know what you think. I think it's chic
Speaker 3: and wonderful.
Speaker 9: I totally will it, you know. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're so welcome, and Leanne will be playing again tomorrow,
Speaker 2: so give us a call. Try again. Next Swani, we're
Speaker 2: gonna be talking about what we believe is the song
Speaker 2: of summer.
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 2: It could be this postable loan song what Don't Belong
Speaker 2: to Me?
Speaker 3: It's not though it's not.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: I've got to talk to you about Lola Young. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, can I tell you? I started hearing like
Speaker 3: snippets of this, this voice, this lyric, this sentiment about
Speaker 3: six weeks ago, right at the beginning of holidays, and
Speaker 3: I thought, what is I've got goosebumps all over my arm,
Speaker 3: my boobs are tingling just talking about it, and I thought,
Speaker 3: who is this person and what is she's Why is
Speaker 3: she speaking the truth to me? Why? And it's snowball.
Speaker 3: Since then, obviously I'm not the only one that has gone,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Loly Young, you are incredible. It is
Speaker 3: the song of the summer. She is God, and she
Speaker 3: has appeared on Jimmy Fallon since that song was released.
Speaker 3: Massy is a song that like seems to resonate because
Speaker 3: people currently it's not everyday clean, go exatic. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Some days you haven't wash your socks.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: need to wash your socks every day. You don't'ous.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. And I love that because I never watched
Speaker 3: my socks. Well I do eventually, but not really. I
Speaker 3: wear them a couple of times in a row, and
Speaker 3: it's very nice to hear that you're not alone with
Speaker 3: these sorts of things.
Speaker 2: I think she's very much leaning into that non perfectionist
Speaker 2: vibe like Charlie XCX did last year, and I think
Speaker 2: she will have a year like Charlie did this year.
Speaker 2: She is going to nail twenty twenty five like you
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: I agree, and I just love that she's saying things like,
Speaker 3: you know, you told me to get a job, and
Speaker 3: then you ask me where I've been. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: I do have to say, as I'm so glad we're
Speaker 2: playing it here on nov but it doesn't quite hit
Speaker 2: the same without the swear.
Speaker 3: I agree. I know you've got to get the dirty version.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with the eff work and.
Speaker 2: Belt it out in the car. It feels good man. Yes,
Speaker 2: what's the messiest thing you did on the holidays?
Speaker 3: Honestly, the messiest thing that I did was I only
Speaker 3: unpacked from taking the kids to Magnetic Island before Christmas.
Speaker 3: I only unpacked two days ago.
Speaker 2: No, that's crook. It's like you're just living in Squalor.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you. There was so much to do,
Speaker 3: and I kept on look at the sick guys, going
Speaker 3: I'll do you later, I'll do you later, I'll do
Speaker 3: you later. And then by the time I got there,
Speaker 3: the T shirts with you know, Nutchos on them were growing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that is the messiest I was thirty, twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: What was the messiest you got over the over the summer?
Speaker 3: And it can be literal like mine, or maybe figurative
Speaker 3: like yours is going.
Speaker 2: To be Jack for example. The messiest I got was
Speaker 2: probably this last weekend, this long weekend, because I had
Speaker 2: my last you know, crack yes before coming back to work,
Speaker 2: and I was staying at someone that everyone knows in
Speaker 2: Australia at their house, and I thought it would be
Speaker 2: funny after a few glasses of fizz just before I
Speaker 2: was about to go to sleep, to walk out naked
Speaker 2: with a pillow over my private What.
Speaker 3: Can you Who was it?
Speaker 2: Who's a radio king, let's say?
Speaker 3: And it was Lee the disrespect.
Speaker 2: No, he was so kind about it. And then the
Speaker 2: next morning he's like, do you remember I said, don't?
Speaker 3: That's very messy.
Speaker 2: Here is the song of summer, Lola Young's Messy on Nova.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 3: So we are talking about the song of the Summer.
Speaker 3: It is by Lola yas Oh. If you've only ever
Speaker 3: heard it on the radio, make sure you get to
Speaker 3: your little streaming service and listen to it with the
Speaker 3: rude words in it, because it's really satisfying to swear
Speaker 3: like that, it's.
Speaker 2: So good, but then go back to the radio. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're talking about what was the messiest thing that
Speaker 3: you did over the summer? Thirte't twenty fourteen. Give us
Speaker 3: a call. We've got a Baker's light boucher for you,
Speaker 3: and I mean, is there anything better?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 3: Mine was that it took me six weeks to unpack
Speaker 3: a suitcase. That is disgusting. That is that is messy.
Speaker 2: And my my version of MESSI was a few too
Speaker 2: many glasses of champagne thinking it would be funny to
Speaker 2: put a pillow over myself naked. Don't know why what
Speaker 2: you were?
Speaker 3: Were you in the were you inside or outside?
Speaker 2: Like inside? I decided to walk out of the bedroom, okay.
Speaker 3: With just a just a cushion. How big was the cushion?
Speaker 2: A big cushion, like a normal like bed pillow that
Speaker 2: you would go to sleep on.
Speaker 3: Oh good, well you need that for coverage thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten. What was the messiest thing that you achieved
Speaker 3: over the summer? Tell us We're still gonna love you. Hello, Carol, Hello,
Speaker 3: what did you actually it's not you, it's your daughter,
Speaker 3: it is I'm going to throw her under the bus.
Speaker 6: He went on a cruise.
Speaker 4: In September last year and she still has no unpacked her.
Speaker 3: Suitape, tea, things get busy. I opened it. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: what is she saying? What is her excuse? Oh?
Speaker 4: I work too much, I'm tired.
Speaker 9: I'll get to it later.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, don't be like the guy in the lyric and say,
Speaker 3: you know you want me to get a job and
Speaker 3: you ask me where I've been? The guy the girl, No,
Speaker 3: it's the guy that is saying that. They her boyfriend
Speaker 3: is saying, go and get a job. And then she
Speaker 3: gets a job and he goes, where have you been
Speaker 3: all the time? And she's like, what are you saying
Speaker 3: to me? Clean up one way or the other? Carol
Speaker 3: Baker's like, voucher for you? Hello? Annah? All right, so
Speaker 3: this is a plane situation. Yes, what happened?
Speaker 10: So we were flying back for our family holiday in
Speaker 10: w A. It was the start of the flight. We're
Speaker 10: just taken off and I ordered a cup of tea,
Speaker 10: steaming hot, a full cup of tea and I was
Speaker 10: putting the lid on a full cup of tea and
Speaker 10: it just slipped out of my hands. And this a
Speaker 10: full cup of tea stood over everyone in my row,
Speaker 10: including my mum who was sleeping in white linen everywhere,
Speaker 10: and we were soaking wet in tea for the rest
Speaker 10: of the flight.
Speaker 3: And I've got a few questions. Yeah, one, how old
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 10: Fourteen?
Speaker 3: How mature to order a cup of tea? I'm here
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 10: Oh, I take one to school every day.
Speaker 4: And a cape cut.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with you.
Speaker 3: I love this so much.
Speaker 2: And Anna talk talk to me about your mum's white linen.
Speaker 2: Did it dry clean out? I'm worried about the outfit.
Speaker 10: No dry clean out because once you go off the
Speaker 10: plane it dried. And yeah, it just there's a big
Speaker 10: brown yane all over her white linen.
Speaker 3: And also underneath that was their third degree burns because
Speaker 3: I've spilt.
Speaker 10: Hot almost it was really hot. And no, she was
Speaker 10: not happy.
Speaker 3: What is your mum's name?
Speaker 4: Anna, Catherine?
Speaker 3: All right, get Catherine to call me after hours and
Speaker 3: I will talk her through the best ways to get
Speaker 3: rid of tea staints. Because I am a killer in
Speaker 3: the landry.
Speaker 2: And we have Baker's Delight vouch you here for you,
Speaker 2: and I I think you should be the prime minister
Speaker 2: when you finish school hin now, and I.
Speaker 3: Tell you what's going to go great with your cup
Speaker 3: of tea, one of those little custody scrolls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show.
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Speaker 3: first Sight really snuck up on me this year. I
Speaker 3: don't know. Last year I said, no, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to watch it. It's bad for my mental health, and
Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent sure I am going to
Speaker 3: watch it this year, But I reckon I've got more
Speaker 3: of a chance of watching it. Okay, it launched last night.
Speaker 3: I had no idea it was coming up. I've been
Speaker 3: so busy and it hasn't disappointed. There is a crazy
Speaker 3: woman on there, and she's not even one of the
Speaker 3: contestants Slash Briars. The name is Tam Tamara Tammy and
Speaker 3: she's the sister of the bride. She had too much
Speaker 3: to drink at the wedding of Lauren Lauren Lauren, and
Speaker 3: she stole the limelight with swearing and references to her
Speaker 3: nether regions and stuff like this.
Speaker 8: Hay any und so you hung at air box shop
Speaker 8: or you can get some new boyfriends.
Speaker 9: One of our friends has had a word with her,
Speaker 9: so she's going to be on her best behavior.
Speaker 2: But we may need Vallium, champagne and a taser gun.
Speaker 3: So how would that combo work? Jack, Vallian, champagne and
Speaker 3: a taser gun.
Speaker 2: Done two of the three. But obviously I'm joking. I'm
Speaker 2: not quite sure. I think that would make for a
Speaker 2: really great maths EP though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, earlier on she was a guest at her sister's
Speaker 3: wedding and she's got dietaries, you know how I feel
Speaker 3: about that. And she's a pescatarian, which is a made
Speaker 3: up thing, and she was annoyed because she just got
Speaker 3: a vegetarian meal, which I think is fine for a pescatarian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like maybe they didn't have fish in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: She just wanted fish and she cracked it. And then
Speaker 3: the mood died from there on.
Speaker 1: And you guys have ruined my mood.
Speaker 9: I'm the sister of the bride and I'm not really happy.
Speaker 3: I think it is the worst.
Speaker 2: But this is an absolute.
Speaker 3: Abortion, I mean, settled down. You can also hear that
Speaker 3: she's had way too much yellow Glenn. She's like, I
Speaker 3: am the tister of the bride with the tea.
Speaker 2: And also the idea that in both of those clips
Speaker 2: she's having to go at the producers, like she walks
Speaker 2: off set as if she's the contestant the producer, like babe,
Speaker 2: sit down.
Speaker 3: And sister of the bride isn't a role like as
Speaker 3: mother of the bride and father of the bride. That's
Speaker 3: a phrase, sister the bride doesn't exist. Sit down. And
Speaker 3: also I'll be tuning in one hundred percent. Let's move
Speaker 3: on to the most iconic zoom I've ever seen. We're
Speaker 3: talking to me More, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy
Speaker 3: Lou reunited. How many years later, twenty one years after
Speaker 3: Charlie's Angels. Yes, I believe, so they are forever the
Speaker 3: angels to me. They got together for a Vanity Fair
Speaker 3: special chat about Demi Moore's rising and finally getting the
Speaker 3: getting the cute or she deserves for her acting chops
Speaker 3: for this movie the substance, and hears them catching up. Actually,
Speaker 3: the last time we were all together, we were there
Speaker 3: for loose sting her Hollywood Star on the Walker theme?
Speaker 1: Which where was they? Wasn't that like when we were
Speaker 1: all more together?
Speaker 10: It was ten year before COVID.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my computer is making a really loud fan sound.
Speaker 2: Do you guys hear that?
Speaker 10: It's like it's going to blow up or something.
Speaker 6: I don't know what's happening on.
Speaker 5: Yes, big explosions, be very fitting.
Speaker 3: I love that full throttle.
Speaker 2: Okay, my all time favorite film.
Speaker 3: It's your all time favorite? And what year was that?
Speaker 3: You should know?
Speaker 2: Two and two thousand and.
Speaker 3: Three, so it's twenty one to twenty two years ago.
Speaker 3: Back then a soundtrack was almost as important as the film,
Speaker 3: and I would buy it on CD soundtracks. I want
Speaker 3: to go through your favorites from the Charlie's Angels Throttle soundtrack.
Speaker 3: This is a great Pink song.
Speaker 2: Feel Good Time, because Pink also made a cameo in
Speaker 2: the film.
Speaker 5: Natalie Cole, Oh oh, I love it? What else Journey?
Speaker 5: This was the credits, I believe.
Speaker 2: And then we're washing a car. And then we've also
Speaker 2: got lover Boy, what.
Speaker 5: Weed?
Speaker 3: What a song?
Speaker 2: And let's feel with your favorite Swanny.
Speaker 3: Ah but I didn't know John bon Jovi was involved here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well that is amazing. I would love to do an
Speaker 3: entire show on what is your favorite movies?
Speaker 2: We could do that now, but we can't because our
Speaker 2: good friends Ricky Leads, Tim and Joel are back with
Speaker 2: you Live next. We can't wait to hear them and
Speaker 2: we cannot wait to be back with you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Back tomorrow. Thank you so much for joining us. The
Speaker 3: Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great
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