Speaker 1: Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm not you.
Speaker 1: Don't impersonate you. My way would say hello, welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 4: Hello, yay mate, are you bloody?
Speaker 1: Do you like to start the podcast? Mates?
Speaker 4: Get a gazees, welcome to the bloody podcast.
Speaker 5: Anyone's being different about mastg She's off the three, the Booze,
Speaker 5: the gram.
Speaker 6: She's on the ground.
Speaker 7: I'm back on the ground, on the ground and off
Speaker 7: the men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: I'm sober, sober Sally. I think it's two months, two
Speaker 4: weeks in, and I feel good.
Speaker 2: You're two weeks.
Speaker 6: I'm going two weeks into two months.
Speaker 5: I haven't worn off yet, but they're slowly getting there. No, yes,
Speaker 5: do you have your thing ready?
Speaker 1: How would you like to start the podcast?
Speaker 8: I would just like to say, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: A great way to energetic.
Speaker 8: Good morning, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're listening at night, listening at night?
Speaker 1: Good day? Are you well, motherfucker?
Speaker 2: Jazzy?
Speaker 1: Irish?
Speaker 7: Fun?
Speaker 1: Is that Irish?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Well, you're welcoming like you know English booklight fun.
Speaker 1: I did not understand.
Speaker 7: Does anyone watched Top Boy like English? Like what they
Speaker 7: say fun?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that lingo.
Speaker 4: I don't understand it, but for some reason that reminds
Speaker 4: me of some sort of Australian lizard.
Speaker 1: Stick with hello because it's your podcast. But it's all
Speaker 1: about podcasts, I.
Speaker 5: Know, but I think it's good to understand the intro,
Speaker 5: Like if.
Speaker 2: I get canceled for this.
Speaker 9: Isn't one not sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't even need to think.
Speaker 8: Okay, waiting on Brodie for that thing as well. He
Speaker 8: has it.
Speaker 2: Oh, where's where is the thumb?
Speaker 8: That is a good question.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a PowerPoint we show that.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm confused, so.
Speaker 2: It's too good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, get it, get it out?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, get it out. So Nandos and I were
Speaker 5: exchanging pickies last night.
Speaker 6: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we take our chat. You're comparing offsite.
Speaker 6: Kind of picky.
Speaker 2: Work.
Speaker 6: Oh, I kind of worg photos skirt skirt.
Speaker 2: It was photo.
Speaker 8: So when he was younger, started to get weird.
Speaker 5: So we were talking about Clint spray tan and Nandos
Speaker 5: has some history of spray tans low.
Speaker 8: On m So my first ever moment in radio was
Speaker 8: when I was nineteen years old and it was on
Speaker 8: the Over Network.
Speaker 2: I told you he was a little cook and some stories.
Speaker 8: I was coming on a post about sprayed hands from
Speaker 8: Ryan Montan Whippa and.
Speaker 1: I loved that show. I always listened.
Speaker 8: I love that show too, And I said that sprayed
Speaker 8: hands often looked like people have been covered in Dorito's crumbs,
Speaker 8: very orange. So they had me come in. They didn't
Speaker 8: and covered me in vaseline and then Dorito's crumbs. And
Speaker 8: this is the Oh my.
Speaker 3: Gosh, hang on, you look like Lumberjack.
Speaker 2: He does, doesn't he?
Speaker 1: You look like dj? Oh my god, the old video
Speaker 1: gun Jake. Oh okay, and more importantly.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Perry, Perry none, did you do that against
Speaker 3: your will?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No take to clean up?
Speaker 8: You know, I don't even remember. They did have a shout.
Speaker 8: I think it was quite a whit.
Speaker 1: Did you work it over? And they made you?
Speaker 8: That was listen. I worked at sin for a bit
Speaker 8: and I was pretty keen to get on radio, and obviously, yeah,
Speaker 8: did you have a look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whip with hair? Okay, bit to unpacked.
Speaker 1: Whip has so much hair? What do you mean whip
Speaker 1: with hair?
Speaker 2: No, whip was bolding and then he got the plugs.
Speaker 1: No whipper is covered in hair?
Speaker 2: Stinning on top for a what. He didn't get plugs,
Speaker 2: You got some hair treatment.
Speaker 1: Wat thing to try and get it off his body
Speaker 1: from the head.
Speaker 2: He was losing it. I'm pretty sure he did some
Speaker 2: sort of treatment. Back to c seats. How did it go?
Speaker 5: Getting off with the vaseline very difficult.
Speaker 8: It requires a lot of soap.
Speaker 2: Not plugs. Treatment. It might be treatment treatment, trying to
Speaker 2: remove turkey. Treatment.
Speaker 8: I'll come back to you with the vastly. It is
Speaker 8: a hard wash off. It's not yeah, just a one
Speaker 8: soap job. It's a soaper scrub another soap.
Speaker 7: Water doesn't next with oil, no dish washing liquid getting
Speaker 7: that off.
Speaker 5: My wife used to work in promo, Ma wife for
Speaker 5: a show that will remain unmated.
Speaker 4: Let's call them JK JK rolling.
Speaker 5: She had to hate rub people in lubricant and then
Speaker 5: they would roll around in honey. Sorry, and then they
Speaker 5: would roll around in a waiting pool of money whatever.
Speaker 8: This sounds like a JK stunt.
Speaker 2: Ye whatever got stuff for them. They won rolls of cash.
Speaker 7: That's honey.
Speaker 8: Honey is a nightmare. My daughter's banned from any honey
Speaker 8: at the moment.
Speaker 7: You would be able to use the money, well, you could.
Speaker 1: You just got to wash it, use the money, honey,
Speaker 1: didn't you do that?
Speaker 2: No? It wasn't me. It was me wif can you
Speaker 2: wash my? And I dearly deported. That was my moment
Speaker 2: radio guys.
Speaker 4: There is I just got an email from Jetstar and
Speaker 4: there's trips to Bali for a hundred thousand dollars at
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 3: So to his wife on the jets.
Speaker 5: A bit of a mouth, this is your cabin.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and he got to get up and
Speaker 1: get on the throne, you.
Speaker 7: Know, got on. I didn't put a lot of heart
Speaker 7: into that speech, really was yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: As well if that happened to you, Yes.
Speaker 7: On the plane, you go, what the hell am I
Speaker 7: doing on jet Star?
Speaker 5: You know how awkward to be being the passengers where
Speaker 5: you got to be like.
Speaker 1: No, they're filming them and they're all like some of
Speaker 1: them are.
Speaker 2: Like what, Yeah, we're at the pringles.
Speaker 6: That's a random place to propose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, please and stand up.
Speaker 8: That's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like dark Dari space page and stuff. And
Speaker 2: actually a person recommend.
Speaker 8: You hold on to.
Speaker 1: He's pretty jersey.
Speaker 9: It's a good sorry, that's lovely.
Speaker 4: And then makes you down like, I mean, congratulations, beautiful.
Speaker 8: We love twenty kilos of luggage.
Speaker 9: Pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Just a random choice like if you, I'm assuming if
Speaker 4: you're on a jet stuff, like you're obviously going on
Speaker 4: a holiday exactly.
Speaker 5: You know what I would expect it from, like Nick
Speaker 5: the aerosexual, you know what I mean, who loves planes?
Speaker 4: Or was it they were on their way back from
Speaker 4: the holiday and he hadn't gotten it done yet and
Speaker 4: then he.
Speaker 6: Was like, my holidays.
Speaker 2: Terminal, Right, well yeah, do it anywhere.
Speaker 8: Don't drop that ring on the package carousel.
Speaker 4: But you know what, each to their own, and I'm
Speaker 4: sure it was super special and congratulated.
Speaker 7: Welcome Brody, Congratulations Brodie.
Speaker 5: Never understood people propose and go I don't know she
Speaker 5: I know which way she's going to go?
Speaker 2: Then why are you asking the questions?
Speaker 3: They think that that's showing a commitment, and the person go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you really.
Speaker 1: Do love me.
Speaker 2: People do it to save relationships.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people.
Speaker 2: A car save relationships.
Speaker 8: I bought a dog. I've still got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your relationship didn't need saving at the time.
Speaker 8: I did at the time yet and it saved you. No, No,
Speaker 8: I didn't, different wife, and I've got the next dog.
Speaker 8: I've got the next dog. Yeah, I've got one. I've
Speaker 8: got to tell you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know where it isn't I hope it's
Speaker 10: all right.
Speaker 3: Well she took the dog, she got the dogs. May
Speaker 3: see everyone else in here likes animals.
Speaker 2: I got a car with this girl, and then we
Speaker 2: broke up and I didn't have my license, So you
Speaker 2: can't just set.
Speaker 1: Well, then you didn't buy a half with the girl.
Speaker 1: You bought the car for the girl. If you didn't have.
Speaker 3: Your license, you bought a cart yourn bus ticket.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I hide that really should have.
Speaker 6: Wow, that's generous.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it wasn't for her because when we broke up,
Speaker 5: she didn't get the car.
Speaker 3: Well, it was for her because you didn't have a
Speaker 3: driver's license. It was for her to drive you in.
Speaker 3: It was for her to be your uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did, Yeah, because split did it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, why didn't she buy you out of it?
Speaker 8: Keep the car.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. It's a good point.
Speaker 9: I gotta stop.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything that's going to remind me of him.
Speaker 2: You've got the drunk.
Speaker 7: You can blame me out of it.
Speaker 2: Let's the reason we hide you because you still have
Speaker 2: the drive.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, then you're not getting dru.
Speaker 2: Shopping the drone to hide and seek.
Speaker 7: No, no, drop you in food might give it away
Speaker 7: like your own cameras that you can have a dim
Speaker 7: sim hanging from that.
Speaker 2: I reckon that's where they're going.
Speaker 8: That's just the one that you took from the old place.
Speaker 2: I didn't take it. You didn't take it.
Speaker 8: I was gifted to you. That's that what That's what
Speaker 8: I was told.
Speaker 2: What were you told that you were? Were you told them?
Speaker 2: I just took it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just told that you took It's my own
Speaker 8: drone for two years.
Speaker 2: It was a sign on gift.
Speaker 1: He says. It was a sign on gift. Hey, I
Speaker 1: must go, You must go. Do you want to come
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 9: Quickly?
Speaker 2: Where you go?
Speaker 1: I've got an appointment at eleven thirty and it's eleven twenty.
Speaker 2: Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the appointment with the gynocologist.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad, I asked. Tell them, I said, Hi,
Speaker 2: have fun.
Speaker 10: That's talking about parting gifts. I worked at a place
Speaker 10: once and a guy got to you. We used to
Speaker 10: get huge alcohol deliveries and there was like, you know,
Speaker 10: like ten slabs slabs of Jim be mccoke. There were
Speaker 10: bottles of wine, the whole lot, and as his own
Speaker 10: part and gift to himself as he resigned. He took
Speaker 10: the entire load, put it in the back of his
Speaker 10: car and drove and he was moving to Queensland, and
Speaker 10: drove to Queensland and the company lost out on a
Speaker 10: thousands and thousands and thousands.
Speaker 2: I believe the rumor around the old mob was that
Speaker 2: I took the drunk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was what I was told.
Speaker 5: No, because I wanted to sign on gift of a
Speaker 5: drunk to give you money for my wife won't let
Speaker 5: me buy it.
Speaker 1: Where am I going? Good question?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: And so they were like, okay, we'll buy the drunt,
Speaker 5: but some fringe benefits I don't know. So it was
Speaker 5: as a company drone, but it was.
Speaker 8: Okay, well I was told it was.
Speaker 2: It was I don't know.
Speaker 8: I can't remember now, were they Yeah, he's my own
Speaker 8: equipment of that company for two years, so.
Speaker 2: You can put your hands on my equipment while you're here.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, well, good chat all I see you on the apps.
Speaker 6: No, God, no either, I.
Speaker 2: Think maybe I need to play cup it.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, I'll do it. No, I don't. I can
Speaker 6: let you keeping me. I don't need no, man, I
Speaker 6: know you don't need independent.
Speaker 2: Are you a girlfriend girl? I mean boyfriend girl.
Speaker 6: I'm calling it a men's clan.
Speaker 2: Are you a relationship girl? Ah?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Do you reckon?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: You sound stoned right now?
Speaker 6: So I have had a bit of all. I went
Speaker 6: in box this morning. Do you yeah?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 8: I did see you with a baby in the office
Speaker 8: the other day. You looked very natural with the baby.
Speaker 6: Hates animals, I do hate children.
Speaker 2: A lot of dirt on it.
Speaker 6: It was my nephew. That's kind of different.
Speaker 5: When I saw the photo of you pushing the pram,
Speaker 5: I'm like, she's going to push that thing right off
Speaker 5: a cliff.
Speaker 6: No, well, did I tell you my intrusive thought?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it in the podcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I can't do that, can I? You know
Speaker 4: when you just have that really horrible intrusive thoughts all
Speaker 4: day long?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So, Jace, do I tell them or not?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You do you? No?
Speaker 6: No, No, I'll tell you. Can we can we time
Speaker 6: stamp it?
Speaker 2: If we need to.
Speaker 5: You know what, I'm sorry, time stamps are getting thrown
Speaker 5: around way too lucy around here.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like it's something that everyone because as
Speaker 4: soon as I said it, you will like, oh, I've
Speaker 4: actually had that thought as well.
Speaker 2: You're definitely not saying.
Speaker 6: It, do you know what I mean? But it was
Speaker 6: something that I said.
Speaker 4: That's tapman, And then you've given me a bizarre look
Speaker 4: and then you've gone, I've actually had that.
Speaker 6: More common than you think.
Speaker 8: Do you want me to tell you something that andrua
Speaker 8: thought that I had about my daughter the other day
Speaker 8: to make you feel more Yes, please do. My daughter
Speaker 8: took her first steps the other day on her birthday,
Speaker 8: and I thought it would be funny if I kicked
Speaker 8: her in the back when she took the other ones.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty similar to that.
Speaker 8: Just a little stumble, nothing hard.
Speaker 6: But but don't you reckon.
Speaker 2: That's horrible.
Speaker 6: You're a horrible man. I would do that too, just.
Speaker 2: A little tap in the back played in court. Yeah,
Speaker 2: evidence too, for she's taking the tape.
Speaker 4: Intrusive thoughts are real, and sometimes they're dark and you go,
Speaker 4: what the heck, But it's just the way of life.
Speaker 6: Maybe it was because you're sober.
Speaker 8: It's just it's clarity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your audio tape seats by the Federal Police.
Speaker 5: Before really we did a Hey Dad reunion show in
Speaker 5: Brisbane's Saturday.
Speaker 2: Remember no No, Hey.
Speaker 5: Dad Australian soap like comedy soap.
Speaker 8: Opera and oh I know about this.
Speaker 5: And we were getting the cast back together and all
Speaker 5: the casts were like, yeah, so what you're getting. All
Speaker 5: the casts were like yeah, you'll track them all down.
Speaker 5: They're like, good luck getting the dad, and we're like, no,
Speaker 5: we'll get them all And funnily enough, we couldn't get
Speaker 5: the dad.
Speaker 2: We couldn't work out why.
Speaker 5: So my co host played the role of the dad
Speaker 5: and then we redid a whole scene. All the actors
Speaker 5: were involved in everything. And then two weeks later the
Speaker 5: Australian Federal Police knocked on the radio station door and
Speaker 5: seized all the recordings because.
Speaker 2: The dad was a pedal.
Speaker 8: Oh I remember that? You sorry?
Speaker 6: Interesting? That is quite juicy. Oh yeah, radio.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we say a lot of stuff on record.
Speaker 8: Don't got the tape times times down?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How's that's when?
Speaker 5: Because they hadn't come out, like the investigation hadn't launched,
Speaker 5: the reunion well, the cast obviously knew, but the reunion
Speaker 5: bringing them all back together made them talk, and someone
Speaker 5: obviously went.
Speaker 8: To the reminisce about all the Yeah, yep, it's crazy.
Speaker 8: I remember that. That was a big story at the time.
Speaker 8: Big story makes you're gonna tell us what your your thoughts.
Speaker 2: It's not bad, it is bad.
Speaker 4: But I was holding the baby and I was standing
Speaker 4: over a three building, a three high rise building, and
Speaker 4: I thought.
Speaker 6: I, I, well, that's horrible.
Speaker 4: But that's just the thought I had. Obviously I didn't
Speaker 4: go through with it, and I would never.
Speaker 8: My kick was playful.
Speaker 2: There was a tap.
Speaker 6: We need a time in that out before I get canceled.
Speaker 4: Jason, Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 8: Remote, not to bring my border into the office.
Speaker 2: Just don't bring her up to this level ground.
Speaker 6: You cannot tell me I think of beat these swimmers.
Speaker 1: That's mine.
Speaker 6: You've had those thoughts.
Speaker 2: Okay, On that note, I reckon. We wrap it up there, Mace,
Speaker 2: What do you think for you tell it? That didn't
Speaker 2: help her? Hi