Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it's Lucky Dip time. Hi guys, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Really commit to that one for.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 3: It's mel It's Monty. Hello everyone, thanks for listening in.
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Speaker 2: Today, I'm bringing you fucked up ship people have done
Speaker 2: while they were sleepwalking. Right, I'm going to do a
Speaker 2: doozy on like the mother load of the worst story ever.
Speaker 1: But okay, are you a sleepwalker out? Oh?
Speaker 2: Mate? You know, like just add it to my list
Speaker 2: of fucking demented problems. I'm a sleepwalker. I had to
Speaker 2: have a sleep study before I was put on ADHD medication,
Speaker 2: and I had to have an MRI of my brain
Speaker 2: because my sleep stuff. The psychiatrist was like, let's rule
Speaker 2: out a brain tumor because I was seeing a sleep
Speaker 2: specialist and I've got so but on sleepwalking, it's I
Speaker 2: didn't know this. It's a behavioral disorder, right, But I've
Speaker 2: always been like that, Like from a little kid, I
Speaker 2: always sleep walk. If my mum heard me talking when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, she could come and sit on
Speaker 2: my bed and almost have a conversation with me wow,
Speaker 2: which is dangerous for me because you know, it's a
Speaker 2: good time to get shit out of people. But I've
Speaker 2: also been quite aggressive as well, like I've sort of
Speaker 2: gone into my sister's room and yelled a scary thrown
Speaker 2: shit at my brother in his sleep. But it's called
Speaker 2: a parasomnia, right, which is this sort of behavioral disorder
Speaker 2: that people have in the non rem stage of sleep,
Speaker 2: which is like your deep sleep. But there's lots of
Speaker 2: different ones. But some of the things, you know, sleep walking,
Speaker 2: sleep talking, night terrors, all that sort of stuff fall
Speaker 2: into these categories. Okay, And you know it's not a
Speaker 2: party for anybody. It's not a party for the person
Speaker 2: who does it, but also for the people.
Speaker 1: That have to have with it, because seriously.
Speaker 2: My son's only done it a couple of times. Cheery settling,
Speaker 2: because there's a vacant look. It's like you can see
Speaker 2: no one's.
Speaker 1: My son used to have night terrors and they were fucked.
Speaker 1: They're horrible, so so horrible to be like, it's mum,
Speaker 1: it's mum, and he'd be like just looking like he
Speaker 1: doesn't know me. It's awful.
Speaker 2: I know. I told you that time I scratched all
Speaker 2: down Mark's chest and drew blood because I was having
Speaker 2: a night terror and in my what I was thinking
Speaker 2: was happening was someone was holding me down and hurting me.
Speaker 2: But in reality I must have been like screaming and
Speaker 2: moving in my sleep, so he was holding me down, right,
Speaker 2: I guess that line between reality and.
Speaker 1: Oh god, the dreams.
Speaker 2: Luck he copped it though, poor bastard. Anyway, I got
Speaker 2: other skills to make up for it. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: going to tell you some fucked up sleepwalking stories.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety eight, a seventy seven year old Florida
Speaker 2: man named James Currans woke up one night unable to
Speaker 2: move his legs, and that was because they were trapped
Speaker 2: in mud in like a creek or a river or
Speaker 2: something behind his house. He was in waste deep water,
Speaker 2: fucking looking at alligators because you know, Flora is known
Speaker 2: for alligators. Yes, there were alligators in front of him.
Speaker 2: He woke up like what the fuck he had sleepwalked
Speaker 2: into the water.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He started screaming for help. A neighbor came out, saw
Speaker 2: that he's there in the water, I can't get out
Speaker 2: or whatever, so he calls the authorities. I mean, the
Speaker 2: guy was seventy seven, he had a cane. He used
Speaker 2: the cane to fend off the fucking alligators and he
Speaker 2: was rescued. I mean, I'm assuming by now it would
Speaker 2: be rip James Currans because he was seventy seven back
Speaker 2: in ninety eight. Wow, it's scary to know what people
Speaker 2: are capable of.
Speaker 1: If they see the water would wake you up too, well.
Speaker 2: You would think so, but I have. I think I've
Speaker 2: told you this as well before I tried to sleepwalk
Speaker 2: out of the house in my bra and undies one night.
Speaker 2: It's like, what if if Mark hadna heard the door,
Speaker 2: which is now on problem because Mark doesn't he shit
Speaker 2: because he's partially deaf from his keynot I'm like, you
Speaker 2: even hear that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's scary. He should lock it. Lock the door
Speaker 1: every night, like the bedroom door, so you can't get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's and then what if there's a fire Jesus okay.
Speaker 2: In two thousand and five, Rebecca Armstrong wakes up in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night to the sound of the
Speaker 2: lawn mower. She's like, strange, two am, what fuck is
Speaker 2: mowing the lawn? So she puts her arm across to
Speaker 2: wake her husband Ian, and Ian's not there. She looks
Speaker 2: out the window. There's Ian mowing their front lawn completely naked.
Speaker 2: She had to go out there and just like because
Speaker 2: she'd always been told, don't wait to sleep walk yes,
Speaker 2: turns off the mower, has to get him back inside.
Speaker 2: The next morning, she's telling him what he did, and
Speaker 2: he refused to believe it. And the only way she
Speaker 2: could convince him she said, look at your feet. His
Speaker 2: feet were all dirty from being in the whatever. Imagine
Speaker 2: explaining that to your neighbors. There's Ian with his cock out,
Speaker 2: knowing how embarrassed you'd be. Like I would have thought
Speaker 2: before I stopped this, I have to take a picture.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well now you video it? Sure? God, okay, sure?
Speaker 2: And now this one, for me feels questionable. There is
Speaker 2: a thing called sexomnia, yes, but also it's something that
Speaker 2: is like, particularly with men, it can be like it's
Speaker 2: incredibly rare, but it can be a real problem because
Speaker 2: a lot of men become aggressive. So if they wake
Speaker 2: up during the night and their partner's next to them
Speaker 2: and they've got this sexomnia thing, this can become a
Speaker 2: rape scenario. Right anyway, But this Ossie man started to
Speaker 2: get a bit sussle his wife when he started finding
Speaker 2: condoms around the house. My god, the fuck? Anyway, middle
Speaker 2: aged Australian woman, not me. She'd started sleepwalking out of
Speaker 2: the house at night and just having sex with random men.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I'm like, where would she find the random
Speaker 1: men and stuff?
Speaker 2: This is the thing. And also the fact that he
Speaker 2: didn't even know she was gone seems weird to me,
Speaker 2: Like if this is happening multiple times, like how do
Speaker 2: you not know? If it's one occasion or whatever, but
Speaker 2: how do you not know she's just constantly.
Speaker 1: And she's a safe sex sleepwalker.
Speaker 3: I know. Weird.
Speaker 1: I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: It's almost like saying, I'm sorry, I woke up and
Speaker 2: I was just on his dick. I don't know what
Speaker 2: I was doing. It's weird. Anyway, apparently it was backed up, okay,
Speaker 2: And this one is really sad. In two thousand and nine,
Speaker 2: a fifty one year old electrician named Timothy Brugman he
Speaker 2: walked out of his house in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: and he was dressed just in a T shirt and
Speaker 2: undeas because that's what he'd been sleeping and sleeping in.
Speaker 2: But he lived in Wisconsin that got really cold, so
Speaker 2: it was snowing right Anyway, in the morning, his son
Speaker 2: woke up and realized, fuck, he's not there. And he'd
Speaker 2: had a history of sleepwalking. So the kid rings the
Speaker 2: police and he's like, Dad's not here. I'm worried that
Speaker 2: he's you know, done something or whatever in his sleep.
Speaker 2: They end up finding his body one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: meters away in a vacant lot in the snow, and
Speaker 2: he died of hypothermia. And his death was linked to
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of that sleeping tablet. It's called Ambient.
Speaker 2: It's like the most popular, yeah, sleeping tablet in the US.
Speaker 2: But some of the side effects include sleepwalking. But you're
Speaker 2: not meant to use it with you know, drugs or
Speaker 2: alcohol or whatever. But this guy's insomnia was so bad
Speaker 2: that he would take the Ambient, but he'd also drink
Speaker 2: just because he was desperate to sleep. And I really
Speaker 2: sympathize with that, because that is that is horrible. When
Speaker 2: you're exhausted but you just cannot sleep. It's like torture.
Speaker 1: It's torture. It's hideous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And anyway, he had done other things before and
Speaker 2: the family had started putting like a chain on the
Speaker 2: door to stop him from being able to get out
Speaker 2: of the house. And it was just by horrible coincidence
Speaker 2: that that one night they had forgotten to put the
Speaker 2: chain on that terrible.
Speaker 1: That's sad ending on a real deal.
Speaker 3: No love a down a story, Fucky you love a
Speaker 3: down the story. I love that you just get into
Speaker 3: these fucking rabbit warrens of just depression. Everyone, thank you
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