WEBVTT - Jodie's Toddler's Terrible Temper Tantrum 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.480 Well, this is the podcast, and can I just say 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:05.120 that this is a space where you can feel safe 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:07.160 and you feel like you can be yourself. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:08.320 Yeah, so well done. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.320 You've got yourself into a really really good, solid, wholesome space. 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:12.360 Just be you. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:14.760 No one does a better, big show too. We kick 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.000 it off with are you snitting me? Two stories, one truth, 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.799 one lie, and I'll just say that's about time you 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:21.520 spoke some. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:25.840 I'm just getting a little bit sick and tired of 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.520 you trying to say to the people of Adelaide, she's 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:29.200 not that honest. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:31.720 I'm over it, to be honest. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.279 A little white lies though, aren't they. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.680 I'm tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, little winning white lives. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.760 Jody's juice was in there as well. Rebel Wilson headlined it. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.720 Got engaged, which is great love that for her the 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.800 sponsored post getting the ring kind of maybe for free, 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.159 I'm not sure about I think that. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.199 Would go over a lot of people's heads. And you're like, 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.600 hang on a second. Yeah, there's a little deal cooking 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:53.239 in the background here. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.920 Yeah, yeah, I don't know about that for your engagement. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.400 But anyway, that's just man, I'm being judges, so shut up. Jody. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.600 Also, your three year old daughter is awful. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:07.120 Oh, she's horrible. Seriously, No, she's divine. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:10.880 However, we have testing moments, and one of them involved 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.800 a major tantrum in a supermarket. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:13.399 But that's okay. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.279 Toddlers are designed to really really test their parents. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.040 It's like having an annoying little parrot on your shoulder 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.440 constantly twenty four to seven. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.360 Man, man, ma'am, and the parrot can just flip I 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.920 You could genuinely turn into a different person instantly. That's 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.240 really good stuff. What about this as well, Jos. We 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.560 have a very very exclusive code word that you need 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.760 to remember to score yourself potentially tickets to gluttony. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:38.119 Yes. 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.200 Now, we've been brainstorming for the last six weeks on 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:45.039 what the first code word would be to score tickets 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:45.680 to gluttony. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.560 Guess what we came up with. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.480 What did we come up with? 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:48.000 Gluttony? 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:50.840 That'll do. That'll do. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.400 Okay, be armed with that code word and look, maybe 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.600 we'll speak to you on the radio the next day 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.840 or something and we'll do it like that. What's the 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.880 word again, I've forgotten? And the gluttony Okay, very good stuff. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.040 It's the podcast. It's Jerdey and hazy good stuff. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:08.079 Let's talk tantrums. I adore my three year old, I 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.160 really do. She's gorgeous, but she is also an absolute psychopath. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.800 So the other day I needed to go to my 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.600 spiritual home calls at the Avenues. I'm there like two 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.799 three times a day, and it was one of those 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.400 situations where everything I said to her was opposite day. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.240 So what mummy says, I'm going to do the opposite to. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:28.359 That those days? 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.639 Yeah, they're good. Yeah, So please get in the pram nut. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:36.280 I'm going to straight back it. You've seen the straight back, right, Yeah, 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.799 when you try and get a small child. 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.440 Into a car seat or a pram. Yeah, they're like 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.600 not doing. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.840 It straight back a lot. He goes as far as 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.919 the tilt back. It's past the degree of straight yeah, right, Yes, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.280 it's an intense thing. And it's like you could not 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.239 move a still rod. All of a sudden, she finds 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.520 his strength. Even if you try to fold up, you 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.560 just can't do it. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.320 But do you do that thing where you just like 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.520 have to push on their bellies to try and like 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.359 make them collapse and fold into. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.560 The because nothing you can do. All of a sudden, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.560 she has the core strength of an elite at. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.160 And then I'm like, put your shoes on. Nah, hate shoes. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.600 Not wearing shoes. Get in the pram or you don't 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.120 get any skittles. I want skittles. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.919 This is how it's all unfolding. So I've lost the 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.440 wheel to leave. At this point, we finally get to Cole's. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:24.040 She refuses to go on the pram, so she's running 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.520 around in the deli department, which is really cold, like 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.240 on the floor, and then she's like she starts crying. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.520 She's like, Mummy, my feet are cold on that. Put 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:37.320 your shoes on. Just wear some shoes. We been through 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.240 this so fun. 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.520 Mom's on the edge. Mummy on the edge. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.520 It's on the brink of losing them. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:50.160 So finally, after like forty five minutes of horrendous behavior, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.000 we hit the skittles aisle. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.800 She's like, oh, I want some skittles. I'm like, well, 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:00.560 usual matters, were are your mattos? I please? Can I 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:04.560 have some skettles? And she's like, I want skittles. I'm 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.960 like no, no. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.160 You're not having any, and so then she lies face 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.480 down on the supermarket aisle and she's crying. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:14.920 She's kicking and screaming, and I'm like. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.080 Darling, you cannot until you start behaving, you can't have 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.080 any skirtles shed with her face on the side, she's 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.679 got tears streaming down her face and she goes, good 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.120 Mommy's boys skittles. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.480 The the gest freaking story that's telling us several scenes. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:35.440 Its huge. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.400 We're all for me by now with the work of 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.080 the horny mum on mass, are we not. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.320 Yes, that is Melissa. Yep. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:48.880 Melissa is very adventurous, she's very active, yep. And her partner, 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.919 the partner has been let's just say, poor Joshi boy's 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.800 been caught off guard. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:58.640 Joshi Boy, what about the first night on the show, 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.360 and he's just getting around in some toy story pajamas, 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:04.479 which just seems so incongruent with what his wife is after, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:05.160 you know what I mean? 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.520 Yes, it just sort of see it paints the picture 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.320 of a guy who's a little bit innocent versus his 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.400 partner who is very, very not innocent. 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.120 Although the characters on his pajamas were called woody, so 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:20.960 who's to say. Anyway, she has shocked everyone with details 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.599 last night about the awful Mummy Daddy time that she 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.520 had leaving her husband a sobbing mess and leaving her 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.239 off the show. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:33.159 It's hard because you come out of a long term relationship. 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.960 This doesn't help, you know, wondering whether you're enough. And 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.400 then yeah, I feel like I'm pretty broken. And then 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.000 Melissa said, so you ready to go or what? 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.640 And then they went in different directions and Josh spent 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:54.599 the night alone and then said this a bit of 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:59.720 meat time for the great man by there we go 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.000 seven fifteen. First snort, that. 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:08.839 Is outrageous. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.720 Now I'm scared, I'm gonna snort again. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.479 You just need to focus on the next topic. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.840 Okay, breathe. Michael Clark has a new girlfriend. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.520 The cricketing legend has recently made a heap of headlines 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.800 following his high profile staushed with girlfriend jade Yarborough while 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.320 they were holiday in Queensland in January, but the drama 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:31.839 seemed far from his mind on the weekend. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.640 He was on a yacht. He was on a yacht. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.039 Hazy just gets. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.080 Through all this sort of stuff, doesn't he. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.240 Michael Clark caflon, isn't he on. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:43.440 To the next girls? Lord, He'll never be short of options. Clark. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:44.240 We know that he. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:48.920 Joined his new friend artist Dina Broadhurst in the Harbor. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.280 She used to be best friends with his ex Pip Edwards, 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.800 which leads me to the absolute abomination that was the 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:56.680 Aussies in India. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.640 What about that test? Goodness me, what a segue? 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.000 Yeah? 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.000 That wasn't fun, was it. If you're a cricket fan, 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.320 you would have watched that? Mean, like, what on earth 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.480 is going on? How come they can spin the ball 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.200 so much but it's not so easy for us? 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.440 No, I know, and manditions, I get it for India, 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.840 but but then like. 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:14.200 It was literally eleven blokes who just looks so perplexed 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:15.640 about where the ball was going and. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:16.280 How to deal with it. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.680 Yeah, and the small as well? What about there like 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.800 part of the Pulmer, what about the haze across the ground? 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:22.120 No idea Rageous. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.560 Classic children's books by author Roll Dahl have been partly 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.760 rewritten to remove language now deemed too offensive. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:41.360 No, this is just the fun place Everyone's offended. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.800 References to people being fat and ugly have been removed 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.560 from much love works, including Matilda, the BFG and James 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.480 and the Giant Peach and what about This You'll love this? 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.840 The Upper Lumpers from Charlie and the chocolate factory are 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:57.760 also now gender neutral. 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:59.720 I've got a perfect puzzle. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.080 I think we all saw that coming to me, did we? 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.880 From a from a mile off to the guys. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.840 So they're now them they so. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.920 So that means every time that you describe someone, even 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.320 if it's a nickname, if it's slightly offensive, you've got 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.080 to just rethink the way you go about things. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.280 I feel like this is good news for Daddy Pick, 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.720 who's been fat shamed by his entire family for a 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.400 very long time. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:27.120 He has yet from you're right, he's kids, kids, and. 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.520 He just cop said, Oh I'm a bit heavier. That's 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.000 Fine's a bit Heavy's. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.679 A lot of mates I need to just rearrange some 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.720 of their names as well. Really of course you've got 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:39.920 mud Guts Matte, fat Head Phil, one of my own 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:43.280 union mates as well, Jelly Arms, Jimmy, you got horrid Head, Hugo, 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:47.040 Baby Snake Bene. Remember Virgin Vinnie. I can't call him 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:53.600 that anymore. At two inch Tommy new nickname for Tommy anyway. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:55.199 Three assessments to come. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.280 That's some real readjusting to do, don't you do? 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.880 Absolutely and all? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.120 So a bit has been said over the last couple 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:06.560 of launch nights for the Fringe and the Garden about 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:10.240 the advertiser not covering the event this year. And my 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.319 understanding is the advertiser are just not covering the arts 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.560 as a whole due to job cuts. But I don't 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.360 I don't think. I don't think it's a targeted thing 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:18.800 that they're not. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.600 I don't know who's to say that makes sense if 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.319 they've had to cut jobs and there's people not there 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:23.720 to cover it. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.880 Yes, correct, Yeah, okay, And that's all I want to 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:27.480 say about that. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.800 I don't want to offend the advertiser ever. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.719 Very very good moved by you book. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.280 For holiday you this summer because at a little different 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:40.240 on holiday, more daring, relaxing, sometimes be more fancy and 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.480 what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit your 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:43.520 style booking. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.000 Get away on the what if it's Aussie for travel 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.400 you you built a. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:54.760 Time machine on this daisy Monday. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.840 Welcome to Monday. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.560 Let's start the week on the right foot, and that 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.679 is giving you a little history lesson going down memory 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.160 lane for on this days. In nineteen thirty four jokes 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.120 Neil Curley's birthday. He was born in Barbara in South Australia. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.679 Today would have been his eighty ninth birthday. And can 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.840 I just say one of the most iconic football figures 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.440 that this state and I'm going to say countries ever 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.880 say I hated people that generally play to win. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.040 He's amazing and I love that he just went, you 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.400 know what, I'm just going to go and live on 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:20.720 the river. 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:24.120 Yeah, Dibity want It was always on Curl's terms as well. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.840 Yeah, she'd love to be coached by him as well. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.080 But very very scary. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:28.079 What a nottter. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.679 I'm a man. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:30.679 He made me cry. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:35.680 Actually, you were cut out for the treatment of girls. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.440 I've got a sensitive little so I wouldn't have coped 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:39.240 to curly spray. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.240 Yeah, he would have sorted you out nice and early. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:44.800 Alone. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.840 Nineteen eighty eights. Rhianna was born in Barbados. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:53.480 Today's her thirty fifth birthday. Another one of those artis 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.720 where you go she's only thirty five, It feels like 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:56.840 she's been around for decades. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.000 Yeah, and you know, again, as we spoke about with Edge, 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.760 you're in the other day, do something with your laugh. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:06.560 DOWNE mean, come on th right, Rhanna. Yeah, she's what 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.240 worth what to. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.200 Two billions up two billion dollars. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.959 Yeah, that's why she didn't get paid with supers like mate, 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:14.640 that'll tip you over and your tax return. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.199 Nineteen ninety two, Bob Hawk resigned from politics. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.400 It's to day for Lawleustralia brings us all together, mab 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.679 I'll tell you what any advice who sacks and he 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:26.800 wanted for not turning up. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:30.920 The day as a bum, So no doubt he drank 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:34.200 an absolute shit tone of beers. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.640 Good on him, Good on him? Out of a funnel too, probably. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:38.480 Yeah. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.800 Twenty sixteen four inch lock of John Lennon's hair cells 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.520 for thirty five thousand dollars to a memorability collector add 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.000 an auction in Dallas, Texas. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:47.520 I'm wondering where you were going. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:51.040 With that, Yeah, I said lock. So that's when you 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:54.840 know that you're really somebody. You just scrow your own hair, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.480 you cut it off and you sell it. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.760 Well, yours is just going to dip out on you 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.600 without any choice at any moment. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:02.040 Yeah. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.000 I mean my hair just keeps on falling out in 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.280 my sleep on my pillow. Yes, and I can't clean 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.600 it up. I just have to put it in the bin. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.800 Twenty eighteen, Queen of England Elizabeth the Second, makes a 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.800 surprise appearance at a London fashion Week. I think she 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:19.200 went down the runway just really side to side. She 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.000 really worked it. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.640 Did she really swagger in her loafers? 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.839 Did look left? Left, right, left right? Straight ahead? Can? 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:30.079 She was magnificent? 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:31.720 She works a runway really nicely. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:37.000 In two thousand and three, Olivia Rodrigo was born in Murieta, 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.120 So West, so with confidence. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.400 She's born in California. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:54.559 Let's just say that today's her twentieth birthday. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:50.400 And another one? Did she start when she was nine 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:51.000 years old? 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:52.640 Why these pioples are young? 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.959 He's young achievers. It's ridiculous. I don't even know my 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:57.440 name was Nu until I was twenty five. 0:12:58.160 --> 0:12:59.640 And for a young girl, she's sung in a lot 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.240 about her who's been cheated on a lot early doesn't cheating? 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:03.640 Olivia? 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.640 Who hurts you? Olivia? Who hurts your song? Who hurts you? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:08.800 It's money, that's for sure. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.800 And then I'm on song in Australia in twenty ten 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:14.280 on this day was repay by Ias go On name 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:15.440 Me another song from Ayas. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.720 Yeah. Two stories. One is the truth and one is 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:29.160 a lie. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:34.760 You have to creactly creactly correctly identify the word correct. 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.920 So this works in really well with the story that 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.280 I'm about to tell about you. So your inability to 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.960 use the English language is extraordinary. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.199 But anyway, is it important to be able to speak 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.040 on radio speak? Good? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:47.920 Speak? Good? 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.319 Do you want to go first? 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.280 Look at ladies first? I've always said that. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:55.040 And the thing about Jodie, what you need to know is, look, 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.200 you're a very trustworthy person and a lot of people, 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.240 I mean, if we were keeping score, a lot people 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:01.680 sort of call and say, I think Jody's telling the 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:02.840 truth because she wouldn't dare lie. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.240 I'll tell you what, No, she is a bit of 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:04.839 a like snake. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:10.440 That's aggressive for a Monday morning. That's okay. Now, when 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.120 I tell you this story, you're going to remember it right, 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.520 because this was a factual event that happened between you 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.960 and I at a press conference at the Port Adelaide 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:23.800 Football Club. Okay, so in the middle of the press 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.320 and I reckon from memory might have been. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.080 Chad Corns, who was up at the time. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:32.280 Anyway, So mid press conference, you ask a question of 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:37.080 Chad and it was so like, it was so abusive 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.920 of the English language that didn't make any sense whatsoever, 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.480 and to the point where Chad Corns looked at you like, 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:43.040 what are you? 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.720 Are you even like, how do you even qualify for 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:47.240 this jaw? 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.600 And so you've asked the question and then I, in turn, 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:56.320 have gone to text a colleague to say, could Hazy 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.400 ask any stupid. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.000 Or of a question? 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.240 Which I really That's what I've just done there, but 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.760 good Hazes, questions be more stupid was the text message. 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.360 And then I accidentally sent it to you. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:11.080 That was an unbelievable scene because who would have thought. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.920 And then the response that you got from me was. 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.960 Yep, it was did you mean to send that to me? 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.360 Pretty hostile, wasn't it? It was? And then I told 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.240 Chad Corns what did the Chad say? 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:27.240 And he told Kane, and Kane told Graham and. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:31.320 Not much happened after that. All right, there we go. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.600 Do you know it's so believable, because jeez, I get 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.479 myself in trouble asking some stupid, muddled. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:39.800 Up, mixed up questions of press conferences. Yes, okay, very 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.680 very believable. A guy got one for you. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.280 When I was in year ten, I almost got expelled, 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:48.280 and not because of your stock standard things I don't know, stealing, drinking, smoking, 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.160 all those types of things. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.480 We got cab charges. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.560 At school, yeah, and I got given a cab charge. Yes, 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.120 but it gets built to the school. It's got to 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.240 be through school use. And I think, I say, I 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.960 think I said that I was got a cricket match. Anyway, 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:05.080 I ran up this cab charge and I went from 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.760 this is in Sydney. I went from Paramatta to the 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:11.000 city I think back at Pimball or somewhere like that. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:13.920 Ran up some macas on there as well, thirty bucks 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:14.640 worth of macers. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.200 Yeah. Right, And then. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.080 I got a call in, had to leave assembly and 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.000 go to the head master's office. And I said, did 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:22.520 you write this cab charge? And I said, no, no, no, 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.200 it wasn't me. I promise it wasn't me. It wasn't 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:28.200 mew because little did I know that it's basically like 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.200 a checkbook. There's few numbers that add you connect on 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.080 the bottom. So I thought I'll get off scott free here. 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:34.960 Yeah. 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.200 And I denied for a good week or so before 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.680 they finally said, right, you moron, this is how cab 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:44.080 charges work. We know it's you also spoken to the 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:48.120 cab company who identified it was you, which I said, Okay, 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:49.000 then maybe it was. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:49.960 Maybe it was? 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.680 And I was an absolute beaesy you know what? From 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.120 getting myself expelled. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.520 Thirteen twenty four ten. Which one of those stories is true? 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.600 Which one of those stories is a lie? 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.160 Yes? Who was telling the truth? 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I accidentally text you saying that was 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:31.680 a really stupid question. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.720 Yes, but you were trying to pop me to someone else? 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:35.320 Correct? 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.760 Yeah, Do you remember specifically who you were trying to text? 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.080 Ah, it was a colleague. I'm not going to mention who. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:41.440 Huh. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.160 Okay, and I got the text and I was still 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:45.960 stupid enough to be like, is this supposed to be 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:46.280 for me? 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.480 And you probably went along with it. No, No, I'm 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:50.000 texting you and yes. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.520 We're going to gloss over it because we're here now, 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.520 right and all that matters is the present. 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.760 Isn't it just a minor hurdle, Yeah, a minor hurdle. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:58.600 In our little friendship. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.200 Okay, my sorry, was in your turner. Almost got expelled 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:02.560 by running up a cab charge. I think it was 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.320