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Speaker 2: Let's talk about its guys. Everybody has them in the workplace.

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Speaker 2: A couple of people here on this list fits have

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Speaker 2: actually said chewing with your mouth open. You've been guilty

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Speaker 1: Are you an open mouth chewer?

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Speaker 3: You like to let everybody know that you're really enjoying it.

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Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't want to let everyone know.

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Speaker 4: I just enjoy my food.

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Speaker 1: You can enjoy your food with a mouth closed. I

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Speaker 1: mean some might say you enjoy your food more if

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Speaker 1: you chew with your mouth closed, because you're indicating to

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Speaker 1: other people when you chew with your mouth open that

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Speaker 1: you don't care if it falls out it anymore.

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Speaker 3: It's true, you're risking your food.

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Speaker 4: You guys are just lucky that you don't witness the

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Speaker 4: well the annihilation that I have with scorched the hate

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Speaker 4: scorched armaments. I really suck the hell out of those, Kate,

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Speaker 4: and get down to the arm and before I start chewing.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Some of the other ecks here were people that don't

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Speaker 2: put things back where they belong. No one replaces the

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Speaker 2: toilet paper someone else complained, and people not cleaning up

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Is that at my house or at work?

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Speaker 2: No, that's at work. The other one too is clicking

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Speaker 2: of pen, tapping on desk desks.

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Speaker 1: What about eating mints obsessively?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: That is not on the list, Tommy, And perhaps you

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Speaker 4: have an addiction to these certain mints. There are clips

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Speaker 4: and they're laxative, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: You go to the toilet or have a look at

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Speaker 1: his desk now he has he doesn't even have them

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Speaker 1: in the packet because they make noise. Obviously during the

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Speaker 1: break he has them like lined up on the desk

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what he does? He choos them.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't need a whole one, and then he leaves

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Speaker 2: You were being really critical of how my banana before,

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Speaker 2: Kate Richie, and.

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Speaker 1: You'd feel like that, have you never quite seen anything?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know you could snort banana?

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Speaker 5: Liz? Right?

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Speaker 2: Where's my banana? Hello?

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Speaker 3: Steve? What's your work? Play six? Steve? A couple of

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Speaker 3: years ago, I was working with a guy.

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Speaker 4: We're in an open playing office, and once a month

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Speaker 4: he'd sit there and he'd clipped his fingernails with one

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Speaker 3: Thause you can hear it as well. You get into

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Speaker 4: There's like a click a one week Tom wrap up

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Speaker 3: Steve's mate doing clippers.

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Speaker 2: Don't you do that at home in your bathroom?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that the general idea of you?

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Speaker 1: I think? So, I mean, keep that stuff primed.

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Speaker 3: Can we open it up to school? X? Not just work?

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Speaker 3: It's okay, what do you got? Well, we've got Christian

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Speaker 3: What really gets you fired up? Christian?

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Speaker 5: Also every day when I go to when I come

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Speaker 1: She's going to be the one kid who boots it

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Speaker 4: Lenny's school, right, they have They didn't have this knit

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Speaker 4: ball knife. Yeah, don't kick ball that was kicked over

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Speaker 3: Gone off the ball? No more ball? What a rotten

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Speaker 2: Oh whoa destroying the kids playtime and education?

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Speaker 3: To call people's name?

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Speaker 1: What was no name calling? What was for their first

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. The male should live underground, you

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Speaker 3: know what, you're on the noughties back of the class.

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Speaker 2: I'm just really protective of balls, Alex.

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Speaker 3: What's your workplace here, Alex?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? So my colleague who sit next to me, he's

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Speaker 3: What's your work play, Melissa?

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Speaker 5: The bodling noises that some people make and have absolutely no.

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Speaker 1: Like, what are you what about yawning? You know those

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, what sort of noises are you getting?

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Speaker 5: Melt Oh like the throat clearing.

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Speaker 2: That I never do.

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Speaker 3: That is a massive throat.

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Speaker 5: Clearer, you know, like a FRIENDOM felt.

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Speaker 2: Really with Kate, we get in here. I don't mind

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Speaker 2: me saying Kate, we get a lot of I've got

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Speaker 2: another funny comming today. I think I should do it.

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Speaker 2: I think I should do Injuice Cleanse again because I've

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Speaker 3: To get that IBS check.

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Speaker 1: A funny cumming might have been one of the cat.

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Speaker 1: My cooking sound so sad, it's got too many what

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Speaker 1: are you talking like that?

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Speaker 2: It's like the voice she puts on feel sorry for

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Speaker 1: Funny and I do have a story for you, a

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Speaker 5: But.

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Speaker 3: It's my life. Got bono in the system, please.

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Speaker 1: Oh please, that's all be fun?

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Speaker 3: What's going on with your crazy life? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. That's why I don't talk about my

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Speaker 1: life is because it's not really fit for radio. But

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Speaker 1: this was a bit of fun the other night. This

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Speaker 1: was something that happened in my life. It's thank you

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Speaker 4: John still paying the other members of the band away

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Speaker 4: and he takes all the money.

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Speaker 1: Went out Japanese food the other night. So we went

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Speaker 3: It's not teaki, is it? It's not wurine.

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Speaker 1: She does love that, and that's really good fun. I

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Speaker 4: Isn't it brilliant When you get home after the big

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Speaker 4: of egg white that just fall out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what the last time I went to

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Speaker 1: Teppanaki on the on the Gold Coast, they now have

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Speaker 1: rules I think around wearing the nap can high up

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Speaker 3: Usually some German guy, Oh no, I just want mate

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Speaker 1: Anyway, We're sitting there at dinner, and we've got a

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Speaker 1: you know, the salmon party and the miso soup and this,

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Speaker 1: But usually when I will go to a restaurant, I'll

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Speaker 1: of it. It was a big, red, beautiful fish.

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Speaker 3: And people steal on their arm.

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Speaker 4: If you get a sleeve on your arm, there's always

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Speaker 1: Came out afterwards. It was the kid that did it,

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Speaker 1: being brave and confident, and you know, in my own

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Speaker 3: So hard, I've dropped a dot so.

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Speaker 1: Hard on the head that I like, it's so so hard.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to draw attention to me sitting here.

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Speaker 1: I'm now and I try. You know that moment where

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Speaker 1: you think, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, it's no

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Speaker 1: big deal. I'm saying to the father beside me, it's

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Speaker 3: Good looking at you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I don't remember saying it, but I

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Speaker 1: And then I just proceeded to have a little cry

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Speaker 1: while everyone was watching me in the rest and into

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Speaker 1: my Miso soup.

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Speaker 4: And then the director went cut, Okay, everyoneunder the surf Club,

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Speaker 4: We're going to do the next show.

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