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Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Menj Lauren, start your morning.

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Speaker 3: The right way.

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Speaker 4: Be great, good day.

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Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Melvin.

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Speaker 5: No, you're one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and happy for Friday Eve.

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Speaker 6: Good morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, curse you awn in the morning liness.

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Speaker 6: That was a big one, wasn't it. Sorry? I thought

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Speaker 6: i'd sneak that in before. It was my term's talk.

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Speaker 3: Are we keeping you up?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 6: You know, I've just been struggling in the mornings this week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what to change your temp as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going too bad, but this week waking

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Speaker 4: up and getting up, it's just been a slow burn

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 8: Else, We're around on the road for two weeks, shaking hands,

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Speaker 8: shaking hands, you know, doing things like you're busy, and

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Speaker 8: then it stops.

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Speaker 3: This will hit you in about four years.

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Speaker 8: Time when you slow down on Holy hell, last few

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Speaker 8: years been busy, haven't they?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Now fifty eight, I think that's it. I think

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Speaker 4: that's what instead.

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Speaker 3: I can get a seat in his card?

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Speaker 6: When did he go?

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Speaker 3: Good morning, big night tonight? What a match the Blues.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be quite the football match, quite the spectacular.

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Speaker 4: I am on the DS tonight.

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Speaker 3: If the Blues win, that's that's a statement.

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Speaker 2: I yeah, I tend to agree. I tend to they

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Speaker 2: need to win. Yeah, it's issue. They need to win

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Speaker 2: because they've had a few losses. I'm going tonight.

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Speaker 3: Tonight. I'm not nervous yet.

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Speaker 2: I'm going.

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Speaker 3: I'm not expecting a lot.

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Speaker 4: Really.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, see, I could tell I can pick it with you.

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Speaker 8: Normally your bouncing here all confident. At first I thought, oh,

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Speaker 8: maybe it's because he's not drinking. And he's like, oh,

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Speaker 8: the football is really a long game now.

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Speaker 3: It is, isn't it. Yeah? And I'm in the outer

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, oh you know what you should do really

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Speaker 8: make a night of it and get public transport.

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Speaker 3: The trap you love taking.

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Speaker 2: You often take the way in and out. My biggest

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Speaker 2: issue is because I'm off the drink, off the grog.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's meeting at the pub before. That's going to be

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Speaker 2: a psychological isn't it.

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Speaker 4: You can you got to come on, you can do it.

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Speaker 4: You can just remove yourself from society have a drinking problem.

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Speaker 8: But it's an Australian culture thing, Like I know what

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Speaker 8: you mean. It's like, let's catch up with the pub

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Speaker 8: and you sit there and tonight you'll go, No, I'm good,

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Speaker 8: I'm just exactly.

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Speaker 3: Everyone will be like, what's pregnant?

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Speaker 4: Maybe your friends are pretty like nouvo.

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Speaker 3: Just like you know it probably.

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Speaker 4: Like up with times modern fat, like balance, like they

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Speaker 4: would all be eating, non drinking free, should.

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Speaker 3: Be rolling that out in conversation, like.

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Speaker 4: Fine, just stick to your own vernacular and I'll stick

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Speaker 4: to mine.

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Speaker 3: If I go.

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Speaker 8: I'm buying a muffin and they're like, it's white chocolate,

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Speaker 8: raspberry and poppy seat very.

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Speaker 6: That's a classic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a classic.

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Speaker 6: It's not neuva. I don't even know if.

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Speaker 3: Gear seeds in it. Maybe okay with you. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to waste it. Did I hear there was a

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Speaker 3: situation outside the g last night?

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Speaker 2: No, that was last weekend. Yeah, paul a scooter dangerous

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Speaker 2: those things.

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Speaker 3: Be careful. I used to get the whole family on

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Speaker 3: one scooter when we're in Bali.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where things go wrong. One scooter, five children,

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Speaker 4: some on the shoulders.

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Speaker 8: No, just when we had the two kids. No, I

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Speaker 8: wasn't doing the pyramid like a SeaWorld the ski show. No,

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Speaker 8: I'd have like cudding at the front and he'd hold

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Speaker 8: onto the side mirrors and then I'd be riding, and

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Speaker 8: then we'd have Felix in between.

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Speaker 3: Luis holding the groceries.

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Speaker 8: We'ld balance them on our head with the funny little hats.

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Speaker 8: You don't scream scooter.

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Speaker 4: Girls, No, I don't do scooters.

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Speaker 2: Have you been on one of those Melbourne's electric scooters?

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Speaker 6: No, I don't like them. Not for me. I'm too distracted.

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Speaker 4: Wants at a bike in traffic and I thought I

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Speaker 4: was going to go into cardiac a wrestlings here. So no,

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Speaker 4: I won't be riding a scooter down punk road.

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Speaker 3: Is it because of the helmet?

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Speaker 6: I don't look good in a helmet.

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Speaker 3: No, but I find someone who does look I just.

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Speaker 6: Get too distracted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too much to.

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Speaker 2: People opening doors.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know you're safe. Then behind the

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Speaker 3: wheel of.

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Speaker 4: A vehicle, there's only one thing to focus on. It's

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Speaker 4: you and your alone in the car. Yeah, a scooter,

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Speaker 4: anything could happen.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we're going a huge day today. The Sishi Mango

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Speaker 3: boys are in love them. We love Sushi Mango mad

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Speaker 3: those three, Oh yes they are well.

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Speaker 9: She young and my father teaching me three things salami

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Speaker 9: and a concrete.

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Speaker 3: Salami and the concrete.

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Speaker 8: All right, So the Sishi Mango lads are going to

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Speaker 8: be in after seven this morning.

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Speaker 3: I need to get down to their restaurant.

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Speaker 4: I still haven't really good. It seems like a novelty restaurant,

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Speaker 4: but it's actually not. The food is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Does it feel like you're going for dinner at someone's house.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so the daycore of Johnny Vincent Sam is like

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Speaker 4: being in your old Greek or Italian grandmother's house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, but.

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Speaker 4: Food is delicious. Voga a home cooking style, but like

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Speaker 4: your vod capasta.

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Speaker 8: Lasagnas speak speaking of like, you know, going over to

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Speaker 8: the nunna's house and stuff.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 8: I've got the Croatians across the world. We love the

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Speaker 8: love the Croatian love them. I always pop over with

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Speaker 8: Archie every afternoon to check in on them.

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Speaker 6: Why they give any traits?

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, just like just hey, they sort of

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Speaker 8: remind me of my parents. And I'm like, hey, do

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Speaker 8: you guys need anything? You know, I'm ducking out of

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Speaker 8: the shops.

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Speaker 4: And then You're like, actually I might just leave Archie

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Speaker 4: here for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 8: Old we all lose, like, ah, you playing the inheritance

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Speaker 8: long game, and I'm like, no, But when I popped

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Speaker 8: in there yesterday, I'm sitting there chatting with them, and

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Speaker 8: then out of nowhere, I hear, oh, popping in are we?

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Speaker 3: It was one of their daughters, and I think it

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Speaker 3: was there.

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Speaker 6: They already have children, Jason, they don't need you.

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Speaker 3: We're not dividing is by seven? Mate?

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Speaker 2: Nice Crystal?

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Speaker 8: Oh mate, Honestly, it looks like an antique road show set.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Did I even imagine?

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Speaker 8: Uh, Well, they've been there since like the fifty so

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Speaker 8: you imagine how big the block would be.

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Speaker 2: Ends Crystal recently because we moved her into a home

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Speaker 2: and it almost caused a family buster.

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Speaker 3: Oh that happens to Crystal, luch.

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Speaker 4: But it's good it happens.

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Speaker 3: Crystal or the reporter on Channel Night.

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Speaker 11: Stash Cross No no, Stashkovski Stashky Stash and the Crystal

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Speaker 11: is squat squak.

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Speaker 3: It's a very nervos.

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Speaker 6: Giving me dry mouth listening to you two.

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Speaker 3: It's Thursday's fast becoming my favorite day.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like Thursday, because I've given up by Friday.

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Speaker 4: Thursday Thursdays like this, this is the start of the weekend,

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Speaker 4: getting over wednesdaysy huge hurdle because often on Wednesdays I

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Speaker 4: go to my other job and I film postcards on

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Speaker 4: a Wednesday, mind five point thirty Sunday nights.

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Speaker 6: Tune in y'all.

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Speaker 3: A lot of tears around the office here on a

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Speaker 3: Tuesday with the young kids. Oh yeah, they can't cope.

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Speaker 4: They sound tired on a Wednesday. So after the show

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Speaker 4: I ran to film postcards. Yesterday. I was going to

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Speaker 4: Eltona North, or sort of Eltona North and then Eltona

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Speaker 4: over the West Gate.

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Speaker 3: Question question WGB.

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Speaker 8: How does it work in the postcards office? Do they go, hey,

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Speaker 8: we've got the dog beach in Hampton the cafe and

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Speaker 8: Altona and you guys fight it out or do you

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Speaker 8: just get handed?

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Speaker 6: Now you get handed?

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Speaker 4: And generally I just do ones within about sort of

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Speaker 4: to come after work where most people would hit the

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Speaker 4: road at seven o'clock in the morning and go and film.

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Speaker 3: But they sort of how do I put this?

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Speaker 8: They connect the right host with the right activity, like

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Speaker 8: you're not doing the tree climbing down in Mornington.

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Speaker 4: When I used to have to do so, that was

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Speaker 4: always met because I was always the youngest and night

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Speaker 4: when I hosted Kids w B, they were like, Lauren

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Speaker 4: can do the activities. And I finally worked my way

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Speaker 4: out the ranks and I'm like, no, no, no, I

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Speaker 4: do wineries and desserts the team. I don't wear harnesses

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Speaker 4: at work or at home.

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Speaker 2: So where do we Yesterday?

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Speaker 4: Yesterday went to Altona, went to your Mama. It was

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Speaker 4: called your mama's yogurt. I think it's frozen yogurt, Yo mama.

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Speaker 3: Not your mom, Yo mama's yoga.

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Speaker 4: I was told no, yoch, your mama, No, your mama

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Speaker 4: jokes because it's yo mama, not your mama, right yo

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Speaker 4: yo mama, delicious frogus and yoga. And when I was.

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Speaker 3: There twenty minutes on yogurt.

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Speaker 4: No no, no no, it was just one stop. So we

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Speaker 4: did like four four locations. And when I was there,

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Speaker 4: the woman who was lovely who owned it, said to me, oh,

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Speaker 4: my daughters also here. She wanted to say hello, and

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Speaker 4: so she came and said hello, and there are lots

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Speaker 4: of people kind of standing around watching, and she said,

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Speaker 4: I bought a present for you.

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Speaker 3: Is it frozen yogurt?

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Speaker 4: And it wasn't frozen yogat. And I said, oh, thank

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Speaker 4: you so much. She didn't have to do that. And

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Speaker 4: then she said open it.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's always.

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Speaker 4: It was like, oh my gosh, there's so many just

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Speaker 4: read it. There's so many people standing around, open in

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Speaker 4: front of everyone.

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Speaker 3: It's like Christmas Day.

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Speaker 4: What if I hate it?

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Speaker 3: Birthday? Birthdays and Christmas Day. I just want to open

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Speaker 3: things at home.

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Speaker 4: I don't want all at once, not when everyone's serious here.

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Speaker 4: It is so this young woman has got a business.

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Speaker 4: So she handed me a tin. It says it says

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Speaker 4: eat me, eat me on it.

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Speaker 3: It says, eat me, oh face biscuits. Well, she's got

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Speaker 3: me already.

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Speaker 6: She has a mortal.

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Speaker 4: She's immortalized me in what sorry, she's immortalized me my

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Speaker 3: Hang on. She's made you into a cookie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's made me into a cookie. And I sculled

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Speaker 3: Pass me cookie, Lauren. It's quite heavy. My eyebrows are

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Speaker 3: quite I just want to drop it on the desk.

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Speaker 4: Just don't break it, don't break it. Yeah, if it's big,

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Speaker 4: she's a big gel. I'm a big gel.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. The reveal, I look.

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Speaker 6: I've never looked better.

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Speaker 4: It's called the convictionist face biscuits eat me, and so

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Speaker 4: they make people that you laugh, they make people that

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Speaker 4: you love, or your dog. I thought when I saw it,

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Speaker 4: I was like, this might be a cookie of my dog.

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Speaker 3: You look lovely. This is funny. This is going to

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Speaker 3: go on because the cookie face is quite smooth, right,

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Speaker 3: and it's like fuck, wait for it. And then because

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Speaker 8: Around the neck area. Well, you look like you've got

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Speaker 8: a hairy chicks a bit of felt on your chick.

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Speaker 4: It's a great idea for a kid.

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Speaker 2: It's fair.

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Speaker 6: Squealed when I opened it in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: Eat me.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean you can eat men.

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Speaker 8: You have a nibl Oh god, if I bite into

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Speaker 4: It's pretty big and it's pretty dense.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I keep looking at your net.

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Speaker 4: Stop touching it because I want to eat it on

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Speaker 4: your ear? Yeah, you can have an on my ear.

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Speaker 4: I go the hairline. Don't go straight in there, No,

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Speaker 4: go the hair have the hairline, have a nip down

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Speaker 4: the bottom. Go on, tell me what I taste.

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Speaker 3: Like, Clint kiss the cookie?

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Speaker 6: Is it good cookie?

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Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like a nice cookie. That

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Apparently you can get the maid but like dogs friends,

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Speaker 4: do you think big My mamalies would like it for

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Speaker 4: mother's dave. I got her immortalized in a cookie.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. That is.

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Speaker 8: I just keep looking at your neck and you just

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Speaker 8: look like you've got a hairy chest.

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Speaker 3: Quite chewy. They got there, they got their bloody. What

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Speaker 3: do you call cheek fillers right to don't they.

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Speaker 4: I don't have cheek fellers. I've just got chubby cheeks.

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Speaker 3: Jonas Jealous, It's just me? Is that song start a

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Speaker 3: little bit sexual healing?

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Speaker 4: It does sound a bit like sexual healing. It's the drums,

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Speaker 4: just this bit. Don't ever say again that was discussed.

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Speaker 3: Can I say one mom baby.

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Speaker 2: A little bit, a little bit?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're dear baby.

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Speaker 3: That's it, baby.

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Speaker 12: Keep track of your money with Bank West, genuinely useful.

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Speaker 13: App consider it right for you.

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Speaker 4: Have terms of you supply Jason Lawrence technology takeover.

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Speaker 3: Hey, she would just call a baby for the hot

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Speaker 2: Good luck with that, Jase. I would like to see.

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Speaker 4: You'll make yourself sick if you look at me and

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Speaker 4: say that baby isn't going to be a thing on.

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Speaker 3: Your your chance to describe thousand dollars or thanks to

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Speaker 3: Genuinely useful, app.

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Speaker 8: Consider if it is right for you, app terms of

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Speaker 3: Tell them how to.

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Speaker 4: Win, baby, don't go, don't do So we've had Jason's

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Speaker 4: some Felix in here.

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Speaker 3: A little bit yourself, and I'm thinking we even make

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Speaker 3: it to nine. We didn't even make.

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Speaker 2: Nice actually walked out.

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Speaker 3: Can't baby come back?

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Speaker 2: Baby baby, come back, baby baby?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Felix has come in.

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Speaker 2: He's tried to identify quite a few what do would

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Speaker 2: you call them?

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Speaker 3: Relics from our past? Cleanser, shambles, come back, Lauren. He

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Speaker 3: doesn't know how the game worked. Just listen, Melissa, good morning,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show. How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good here you guys, Yeah, doing well?

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Speaker 3: Baby, I'm joking. Okay, no more be words.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm back just to control them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Melissa, I will play you.

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Speaker 8: Felix, my ten year old checking out some old school

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Speaker 8: tech one more time.

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Speaker 3: Take a listen. What's that?

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Speaker 6: Describe what you see?

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Speaker 4: It's the thing that you carry around in your pocket

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Speaker 4: and you feed your pet, so you have like.

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Speaker 14: A pocket pet.

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Speaker 3: Any ideas for a thousand dollars?

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Speaker 15: Okaya, gotcha?

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Speaker 4: It isn't tamma gotchi.

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Speaker 8: You gotta thousand dollars coming your way.

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Speaker 13: So this is this turned out alright?

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Speaker 10: In it?

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Speaker 4: Did you say you killed your tama gotchi?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, confiscated them.

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Speaker 9: Yeah they died.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you forget to feed it and then it had

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Speaker 4: died chi farm with bouncer because they were big when

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Speaker 4: I was at school. And then they came back about

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Speaker 4: five years ago, the Ferbies came back as Wellerby's scream question, Yeah, yes.

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Speaker 3: Mother, it's a thousand dollars. Congratulations, you enjoyed that dart? Okay, oh,

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Speaker 3: thank you?

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Speaker 8: Wonderful, No worries, haven't I started so like it was

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Speaker 8: like coming a game boy in your pocket.

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Speaker 3: Now had a tiny look like a living pet.

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Speaker 2: A key ring, wasn't it.

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Speaker 4: I never had one, and you just had to feed

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Speaker 4: it and then you had to play with it.

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Speaker 3: In dying.

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Speaker 4: Quite often it's quite amusing when you realize you neglected it.

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Speaker 8: Okay, that's the trait of a psychopath saying something like that,

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Speaker 8: I really worry about you.

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Speaker 6: No, the joy was trying to keep it alive.

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Speaker 8: You got enjoyment out of Watch You Die Now. I

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Speaker 8: remember she used to bring kids kids help just call them.

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Speaker 4: No, I did not need to you. That is untrue.

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Speaker 4: To take those words out of your mouth and tell

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Speaker 3: I would never do that when you were young. You've

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Speaker 4: Ever ever said that.

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Speaker 3: Really, I swear to you.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding say that that's not true?

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Speaker 3: That is not true?

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Speaker 2: Pizza hut? Did you? Did you?

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Speaker 6: I love to prank.

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Speaker 4: You told me as if I would do that, good point,

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Speaker 4: as if I was character very out of character for me. Gosh,

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Speaker 4: didn't I just get on the defense. I definitely I

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Speaker 4: wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: You got more heeded about that than the baby.

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Speaker 4: You can go baby or you like, don't say that die.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean that.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 8: I feel dead, thank you, Lauren. But I might pass

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Speaker 8: what what you offered me.

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Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't think we want to be

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Speaker 4: I suggested a g P for Jason. I said, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't think we should be going to the same GP.

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Speaker 6: My GP is the best GPL.

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Speaker 2: If you tube bump into each other at the waiting room.

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Speaker 8: It'd be so, wouldn't it if, Like I know, they say, oh,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably do, but not not to me about

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Speaker 4: you and to you about message.

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Speaker 3: I don't think a GP is what we should be having.

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Speaker 6: A good GP is a game changer.

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Speaker 4: I never I never had a regular GP until about

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Speaker 3: A regular one. I shop around.

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Speaker 4: I'd moved houses in my twenties, I was living in

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Speaker 8: I'm bit of a tramp when it comes to the

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Speaker 8: It's almost like a dating app. Whoever's free and up

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Speaker 8: for it. I'll take that booking.

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Speaker 4: They're great though, those like now you can do telehealths

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Speaker 4: and do.

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Speaker 3: Them on mind.

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Speaker 8: I need I need you, right, I need stability. I

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Speaker 2: I love my doctor, family doctor for near on. I

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Speaker 8: I've been to him as Webster, but doesn't appear like

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Speaker 8: he's lecturing you.

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Speaker 2: He's now retired, so we're in this sort of like

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Speaker 2: He's one of these doctors that used to come out

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Speaker 2: stand away, good news, your STD results are.

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Speaker 3: Back in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: Like what he is? Very funny.

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Speaker 4: He was a good doctor, good doctor Webster. He did

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Speaker 4: I forgot to get all my injections and you had

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Speaker 4: all last minute for me, snuck me in not yeah no, no,

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Speaker 4: he just said I needed like I needed a contact

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Speaker 3: Mate. Would he ever go here's the script book?

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Speaker 6: He no, no, very responsible.

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Speaker 4: Did deliver you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah he did?

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Speaker 2: Really Yeah, back when GPS used to deliver the kids.

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Speaker 3: So you've seen you will and everything.

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Speaker 2: He's done it all.

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Speaker 4: He seated, GPS have seen it all.

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Speaker 3: I wonder he's we're tired.

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Speaker 8: Hope he didn't give you the al right, it's just

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Speaker 8: come twenty five seven. Good looking day here today, there

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Speaker 8: can it's going to be a nice afternoon. No wind

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Speaker 8: on the cards, actually take I'm going to go for

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Speaker 8: a little fish ten.

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Speaker 3: At the moment.

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Speaker 8: In South Melbourne we're going for tops of fourteen today.

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Speaker 8: You've got Jason, Lauren and Clinty from the newsroom as well.

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Speaker 2: There's an amusing family barney which is taking place in

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Speaker 6: We're all good barneys.

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Speaker 3: Begin big shout out to Wendy, my mother in Laura

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Speaker 4: Also, girls have just as much beef, I reckon daughters

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Speaker 2: Well, this all stems from a tub of vasoline on

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Speaker 8: I don't know how big the tub would be, just

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Speaker 8: one of those the word tub to me, it seems

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00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 8: a bit big. It seems like they've gone down to costco.

455
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 2: Container container of I.

456
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 6: Don't know that sounds like we call it vas as well.

457
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,479
Speaker 2: No vass on the bed anyway. Basically, he made an

458
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:31,560
Speaker 2: off color joke in response to her questions, her inquisitive nature,

459
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 2: and he went to Reddit to basically asked if he

460
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 2: was wrong in the feud or in the blow up.

461
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 6: Why was the mother in law in his bedroom? Firstly,

462
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 6: get out.

463
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,719
Speaker 3: You know when mother in law's come and stay, they

464
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 3: do the Washington stuff like that.

465
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,160
Speaker 6: That's fine on the dining room table.

466
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 3: Put it on the other table. You question, Yeah, I've

467
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 3: got a few.

468
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 4: Are you actually doing with a tub of well do

469
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:05,880
Speaker 4: you want to take this one?

470
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:06,480
Speaker 10: No?

471
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 2: You go, Jason?

472
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 4: And then using vassaline, maybe expirits.

473
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 3: Maybe.

474
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: He had dry lips, could be corc could be could

475
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 1: be vigorously do vigorously rubbed that vassaline on the area

476
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: that needed attention?

477
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way I would, I would.

478
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 4: Just vigorously rubbed it on the area that may have

479
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 4: needed attention.

480
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 3: That's how I would describe it.

481
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 2: That's nothing worse than a dry area.

482
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 3: That's how you'd probably read it on the label.

483
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,880
Speaker 2: Probably pretty like let's call it that's quite slippery.

484
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 3: What if he's looking down, he could knock himself out.

485
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,919
Speaker 2: Quite a thick spread, though, I know that's what a

486
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,400
Speaker 2: bedside table, so you.

487
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 4: Can't use it as a lubricant.

488
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 3: I'm at.

489
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 8: I must have got some burn a lot when I

490
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 8: was a kid, so I remember having a big tup

491
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 8: of Elvira.

492
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 4: Okay, people, my alo vera.

493
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 6: You're an all via guy, Hello Verra, hello Vera?

494
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 3: Sorry? What is he doing in there just hanging out

495
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: with via?

496
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 6: You're an alo via guy?

497
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 3: You grew up with an older brother, younger brother.

498
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:28,719
Speaker 4: I did not step foot in that disgusting stinky. We

499
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 4: actually built like another part of our house for my

500
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 4: brother because no one wanted to go near it. He

501
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 4: was older. It was more just like so he could

502
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 4: just have his own. I didn't want his bedroom anywhere

503
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 4: in mine.

504
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: He didn't share a tube of Nivea.

505
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 6: I did not share a tub.

506
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 3: Do you know where the body butter is?

507
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 6: Body butter.

508
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 17: End?

509
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 3: That's if you're doing that with body butter, they.

510
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 2: Need a dash of that?

511
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 3: You need?

512
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 4: Do you need do you need um?

513
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 3: Yes?

514
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 16: Accessories?

515
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 3: Well some day do you need do you need like.

516
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 6: Assistant liquids? What's the right word?

517
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, you just just say it. What do what? Lauren?

518
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: What do you want to ask why?

519
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 6: Why do you need a lotion or a cream?

520
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 3: What if you get some burn?

521
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 2: Ye?

522
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm so confused. What are you asking?

523
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 6: What do you?

524
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 3: I mean? I love that you inquisitive, but what do you?

525
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 3: What do you?

526
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 2: What do you need to know about the tubs that

527
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 2: we keep on our bedside tables?

528
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 4: Do you just fun without to moisturize? Do you need

529
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 4: the moisturize on? Stop moving like that.

530
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 3: Like, oh, you're asking about that?

531
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 6: Stop it?

532
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 4: Like you two weren't talking about that.

533
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, ghost, I don't I don't want to be

534
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 3: a part of it.

535
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: Teenage boys, teenage boys disgusting.

536
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 4: I'll never forget that scene from Is It American Pirates?

537
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 4: She goes, I've got four teenage boys. You could literally

538
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: snap their blankets in half.

539
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 8: There's a very funny like my comedian yeah, where it's

540
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 8: like Grandma walked in and was like, oh, no, you've

541
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 8: sneezed in the Playboy magazine again?

542
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 3: No thirteen, no not.

543
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 4: I unlike this.

544
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 3: I don't like it.

545
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 4: I don't like it.

546
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can get the pages, you need to just

547
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: be very careful.

548
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, thirty I like this one. Thirteen twenty

549
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 8: four ten is our number?

550
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 6: Shut amongst yourself.

551
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 8: Fella, teenage boy confessions, Hang on, I'm sorry what you

552
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 8: You grew.

553
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: Up all pretty and clean?

554
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 4: Yeah you know I did?

555
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 3: Oh god, still I'm pretty. There's a V eight lawnmoil

556
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: going in that one over there? Hey, thirteen twenty four

557
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: ten is our number.

558
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: Can we.

559
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 8: What someone found in your bedroom growing up? Or maybe

560
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 8: you're a parent and you've stumbled across something as well?

561
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 3: Keep it clean? Have you got the whipper snipper going? No?

562
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 3: Thirty twenty fourteen is our number? Just brushing your teeth again.

563
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: But he's doing a coldgate at in there.

564
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 16: He's a teenage boys.

565
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 8: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have you

566
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 8: stumbled across? In a teenage boys room? Nicole is called

567
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 8: three morning the Cole Morning?

568
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: All right? Teenage boy confessions? What have you stumbled across?

569
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 7: I have stumbled across a draw full of crusty odd

570
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 7: sock crust.

571
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's where they are.

572
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 4: It's like American Pie the movie.

573
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than when the socks don't match either.

574
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 4: Cole, When you found the drawer full of crusty odd socks?

575
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 4: Stop saying did you just did you just bin them?

576
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 3: I actually just closed the drawer and oh my god,

577
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 3: see that's it.

578
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: That's that's a good mum right there.

579
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, exactly.

580
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 18: He can deal with that.

581
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of those things you just never talk about, you.

582
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 8: Know what, until they're in the little turd stage. And

583
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 8: then I would walk out with the washing basket and

584
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 8: pour it out on the kitchen bench and.

585
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 4: Dirty washing, not on the kitchen bench.

586
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: Cole likes it, though, Keep that one up your sleeve, Nickel.

587
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 6: I will when his mates are over.

588
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's a bit bloody harsh.

589
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 4: But you can't embarrass them.

590
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 3: No, not in front of their mates.

591
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 4: Come on right, just at home in private? Yeah, no,

592
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 4: do it in front of his friends.

593
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: Have a good day, nic I once had a pamphlet

594
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: round you know. I used to be a delivery boy.

595
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, target catalogs, my catalogs things.

596
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 4: Yep, what did you do? Ride your bike and throw

597
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 4: a letter.

598
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 2: Box stuffer in? Anyway, got home from school one day

599
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 2: and Mum had found mustache. I hadn't delivered them for

600
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: a few I want to say a few weeks, but

601
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: it looked like a few months worth and she'd found

602
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: them and she just put them all over my mind.

603
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 4: She shamed you, as if to say you're a criminal.

604
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: You've been taking your money and not delivering.

605
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: The dad came Mami said, you know what, You're delivering

606
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: every single one of them, even though they're three weeks

607
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 2: out of date. Did you have to oh yeah, jumped

608
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 2: on the.

609
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 4: Box, only just went on the bark and chucked him

610
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 4: in the bin.

611
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no.

612
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 6: You were scared John O and tones would have been more.

613
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 2: Shocking, shocking teenage boy.

614
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: Maybe I need to be more strict. Probably, yeah, number

615
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 3: give us a call. Where are talking? Teenage boy confession?

616
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 4: Rachel from Clyde talk to us. Have you got a

617
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 4: teenage boy in your life?

618
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 19: Oh? Yes, the pre teenage boy. Actually, I was walking

619
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 19: past his room the other day when he was at

620
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 19: home and the conditioner bottle was just sitting next to

621
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 19: his bed. Okay. And then I when I was in

622
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 19: his room a little bit later when he was home,

623
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 19: I was like, what's the conditioner doing Nextra? What do

624
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 19: you turn around to me and said what do you

625
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 19: think to mum? And I was like, okay, well I

626
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 19: can I can get you something for that if you

627
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 19: like otherwise, if you don't want to have these pat

628
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 19: of conversations, then put it back next time.

629
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: Yes, that's good parenting.

630
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I want to die and I wasn't

631
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 8: even part of that combination.

632
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 4: She offered to buy him something less. She wants her

633
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 4: pantein proback.

634
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: One get rid of the dandriff at the same time.

635
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 6: She wants her pantain probac just put it back in

636
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 6: the showering.

637
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 3: As the kid, what do you think, mam preteen?

638
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 6: As well?

639
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 3: Starting early marking, Calm down.

640
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 15: Freak me outr get a legend.

641
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 2: How are we you or your teenage boy?

642
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 4: No, not me.

643
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 19: I've opened the step kids laptop and the screen there

644
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 19: is Fortnite nudes.

645
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, the characters on Fortnite.

646
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, googled up nudes.

647
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 4: Of them, nudes of the characters, the animated characters.

648
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So what the cartoon needs?

649
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: Animation? Porn is a huge.

650
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 4: Industry, huge amazing naked naked cartoon.

651
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 6: Yes, people, right, it's not like Garfield naked.

652
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 3: Tom Kong and Garfield going at it. What do you reckon?

653
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: So what it's like cartoon like sailor Moon or maybe

654
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 4: not Samon I think that's a child. Sorry, like like

655
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: character like the Simpsons, an astrooid boy as well, Blue No, no,

656
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 4: Noble Blue and being go their mum and dad aren't

657
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 4: It's gonna your.

658
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: Party tonight, Gumby's here.

659
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 4: It's flexible, so it's like cartoon humans though.

660
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I think it's not an animation. It's like, yeah,

661
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: it's a huge industry, huge industry human yeap. And they

662
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: do the deed, yeah, they do.

663
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 4: They do all the things.

664
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. I saw pop up on a dock.

665
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 4: Saw where do you catch?

666
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: Of course you did, Jason, Where do you see this? Jase?

667
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: He saw a pop up on a dock?

668
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 4: What would the Google search be? Naked cartoon?

669
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 3: Put it in?

670
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 4: Put it in naked cartoon humans?

671
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 3: Oh god, put that in animation? Animated sex, yeah, animated sex. Well, wait,

672
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: it's on the hub.

673
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 8: We'll take another call. What you're doing that? Thirteen twenty

674
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 8: four ten is our number?

675
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 20: Laura?

676
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: Oh my.

677
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: No, give u Oh my goodness, gracious, it's quite real,

678
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: isn't it.

679
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: No one of them is a bummy Laura?

680
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 14: Can I go?

681
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: How are you? Yeah? Good? Sorry, you're interrupting a very

682
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: special moment amongst the team.

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Speaker 10: I'm sitting in the car yelling at Laura and going,

684
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Speaker 10: don't do it.

685
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 3: It's too late.

686
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: She's down the rabbit holes.

687
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 3: So's the person on the screen, stop it.

688
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go Laura. Have you got a teenage boy

689
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Speaker 4: in your life?

690
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 10: I've got two.

691
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

692
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 12: This is actually about my brother.

693
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

694
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 10: So mom came home from work one day, thought great,

695
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 10: he's cleaning his room, heard the vacuum cleaner going, and

696
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 10: walked into how he was going, and he had his

697
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 10: tents down his ankle and he was cleaning something.

698
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 3: He was he was cleaning it with the vacuum yep.

699
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 4: Oh did they ever discuss it again? Or is that?

700
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you find it.

701
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 10: He denies it. I was heavily pregnant at the time.

702
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 10: He denies even to this day, and we still a

703
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 10: rubbery in his face. So he was caught with his pants.

704
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 4: Down and the vacuum cleaner.

705
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: Hope it was one of those ones with the cleared.

706
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 4: Did your mum just close the door and walk out

707
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 4: and pretend you've never seen anything?

708
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, she screwed the start and she goes, I'm going

709
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 10: for a smoke. I don't want to don't want to.

710
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 6: Know going for that, Oh not the die.

711
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 3: You don't see that on the very tricky with the.

712
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 4: Dyon comes in all shapes and don't you know.

713
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 8: What, it's time to shake up that god freeze ad.

714
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 8: I'm sick of seeing the bowling ball get picked up.

715
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 8: That's why could spice up the ads.

716
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: See don't ask what When people do that, they go, hey,

717
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 3: what do you reckon? I should get my mom for.

718
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 4: Mother's I just said to what do you think I

719
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 4: should get my mom for Mother's Day?

720
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Speaker 3: And I said, don't say what you were going to

721
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: get her?

722
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 8: But you suggested something and I was like, came more personal,

723
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 8: Like it just feels like, you know.

724
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 2: It's just can I piggyback off?

725
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 4: Well, I was going to get her like a really luxurious,

726
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 4: beautiful facial which if you know Liz, she'll love that.

727
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 4: That's expensive and it's.

728
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Speaker 6: Hard to justify, you know what.

729
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 4: You know what he said to me, what did you

730
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: guys like doing when you were younger? Did you ever

731
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 4: make sconce the conversation that.

732
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 3: You liked you? I'm trying to find that thing from.

733
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: You know, you get a scon tin She's not one

734
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Speaker 2: hundred times.

735
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 3: Trying to find that personal thing that you guys did

736
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Speaker 3: when you were young.

737
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 4: We still like, we still go to the footy together.

738
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 4: We still go to the footy together. Were there my

739
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 4: mom and stepped out of very social, bloody restaurant? Well,

740
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 4: no help me, pajamas, come on, slippers?

741
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: What about? What about? You know how she used to

742
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: drive you around when you were a kid, right, or

743
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: all these things? On Sunday?

744
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 8: You become her driver and take it all these different

745
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 8: things and say it's my turn.

746
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 4: Sunday is booked out. We have activities all day on

747
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 4: Sunday for her. Yeah, she's hosting one. We're not going

748
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 4: to mom, she's cooking one for us, and plus I

749
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 4: offered to host it.

750
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Speaker 2: Neither of them can drive, Let's be honest. Yeah, not

751
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: on Sunday.

752
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 6: Get a stretcher in the back.

753
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Speaker 4: I think she'd like a facial I once bought her.

754
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 4: You told me off, what because remember I bought her

755
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 4: botox for Mother's Day.

756
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: And Press my mum would frof that.

757
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 4: No, it's spinny.

758
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't be giving your mom botox for Mother's Day.

759
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 3: Of course you can.

760
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 4: I reckon. It was the greatest gift she's ever a.

761
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 3: Mother daughter deal. They haven't got that much to the one.

762
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 4: No, my mum's beautiful just as she is, but she

763
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 4: could do it. The facial probably, Adam ass. It's like

764
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 4: a pampering facial. It's not one of those ones that hurt.

765
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 3: Yeah right, what we're here. We most all lifted as well.

766
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, thanks to a skim peel.

767
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: It's very nova.

768
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 4: You've over Jason Lauren Single Mother's Day lunch A big

769
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: shout out to all the mums this week. It's Mother's

770
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Speaker 4: Day coming up on Sunday, as a reminder of anyone

771
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 4: who may have forgotten and needs a last minute gift. Also,

772
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 4: we're thinking of those who don't have their mums this

773
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: Mother's Day. It's always a tricky one coming into Sunday.

774
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Speaker 4: And there's another group of mums that we've been talking

775
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 4: about a lot this week who often don't get a

776
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 4: lot of love and attention, and it's the single mums

777
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 4: of Melbourne. We were talking about it the other day,

778
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 4: how so often on Mother's Day it's the partner or

779
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 4: the co parent or the dad who organizes a lunch

780
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 4: or a gift and the kids and some moms wake

781
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 4: up and well undoubtedly the greatest gift of all is

782
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 4: having the kids there. Then you know it'd be nice

783
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 4: to be pampered by someone. So we are taking some

784
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 4: single moms out to lunch. That should be quiet fashion.

785
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 8: Well, I was actually just thinking Made of Mine used

786
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 8: to stand up comedy and he said Hen's parties were

787
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 8: always much worse.

788
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 3: Than Bucks parties. Yes, so can you imagine the scene,

789
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 3: single mom?

790
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 8: More afternoon, we are going to Strato Melbourne, three hundred

791
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 8: and sixty degree views, not that you will see much

792
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 8: stretching over the city in the bay one hundred and

793
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 8: forty meters above the ground.

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Speaker 3: That'll be fun.

795
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Speaker 8: Elevator right, you can book your Mother's Day lunch at

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Speaker 8: Strato Melbourne.

797
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Speaker 3: Let's meet today's single mom join us on the air.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Michelle, Michelle.

799
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Speaker 2: Good morning.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

801
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Speaker 3: We are excellent? Happy Mother's Day for the weekend.

802
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 4: Mate, Thank you so much, Thanks to Michelle. You're a

803
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 4: single mom. How old are your kids are?

804
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 18: Twenty four and twenty two?

805
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 4: And I know mums don't like calling it a sacrifice,

806
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 4: but I imagine you've sacrificed and missed the lot of

807
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 4: things to look after the kids and make sure they're

808
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 4: always put first.

809
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 18: Yeah, there's been a bit, but if they work every

810
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 18: minute of it, and I'm blessed to have them.

811
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Speaker 3: You know, it's nice.

812
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 8: We've heard from young kids like sending messages to their

813
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 8: mum this week, but there's just something about someone in

814
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 8: their twenties when you know it's a big, cool stage

815
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 8: and you don't want to look too vulnerable, but one

816
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 8: of your kids jumped at the chance to send you

817
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 8: this message.

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00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 3: Deserves this because she's been an amazing role model.

819
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Speaker 5: To me and my sister.

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Speaker 7: She always makes sure she puts us first.

821
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Speaker 11: Even when she's been struggling financially or emotionally physically, she

822
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 11: always has made sure that we.

823
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 7: Are supported and felt laughed no matter what.

824
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Speaker 19: She's also made so many faccises in all bacts of

825
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 19: her life just because she could put us first and

826
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 19: take care of us no matter what.

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Speaker 16: There's no other.

828
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Speaker 8: It's James and Isabelle teller them beautiful kids.

829
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Speaker 12: Prayer, and you except me to talk about after.

830
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 3: That, because I'm doing you crying.

831
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Speaker 4: You know, Michelle, I think we probably all of us

832
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 4: can be guilty of not telling our mums how much

833
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 4: we love them and how.

834
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: Great that's such a good Laura.

835
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 6: We do it, and then.

836
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Speaker 4: I hear other people, do you know, talk like that,

837
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 4: and I'm my, gosh, I should tell my mom and

838
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 4: my grandma how grateful I am for everything they've done

839
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: for me. So it must be nice to hear that

840
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 4: from your beautiful kids. James and Isabella there, look.

841
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: That really is that.

842
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 3: I have to say.

843
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 18: I am so glad to have them, beautiful young people.

844
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 18: And yeah, I'm just so proud of who they are.

845
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 19: I feel very blessed to have them.

846
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 4: I reckon, they're pretty lucky to have you too, Michelle.

847
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: All right, now, let's rid yourself with the kids on Friday.

848
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: Drop the kids at home, Michelle. Yeah.

849
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 4: They both tell them they're making their own lunch and

850
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 4: their own dinner on Friday because we are taking you out, girl.

851
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 8: They're coming to pick you up after. And you know what, Michelle,

852
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 8: they can drop me.

853
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 12: Home to without doubt that'll be fine with that. They're

854
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 12: good at that.

855
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 3: For you to swing past and pick the kids up too.

856
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 4: We would love you to join us on Friday for

857
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 4: our single Mother's Day lunch if you're up for it.

858
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 3: I would have loved to thank.

859
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 4: You so much.

860
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 6: Wait to meet you.

861
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's going to be a bit of fun tomorrow, Estrato,

862
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 8: thank you so much for having us as well. What

863
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 8: a beautiful spot to wine and dine our mums. It's

864
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 8: such a good point you brought up. Was so simple,

865
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 8: just saying I love you, like I remember when mum

866
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 8: was getting sick towards the end and like i'd finished

867
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 8: the cause, not just like you know, love you.

868
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 3: And my mum's quite stubborn, or was quite stubborn. She'd

869
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 3: be like, what's this ship you're rolling out now?

870
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 8: Just just because I'm towards the end, laugh about it.

871
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 8: You gave me crap, And she's like, you know what.

872
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 8: It just it means the world, It really does. So

873
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 8: it's such a simple act. But yeah, make sure you

874
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 8: tell them this weekend and every bloody day.

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00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 3: That you speak my mum.

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00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 6: Sacrifice a lot for us, don't they.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow is going to be a bit of fun looking

878
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 3: forward to.

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00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, he's going to be a knees up

880
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 6: for the ages. I'm excited.

881
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 3: So is Clinton on a shirtless and bow tie.

882
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 4: So you see the only lads in the room do

883
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 4: we know? Oh, we've got some special guests coming.

884
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: We're doing date too much about that?

885
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, how are.

886
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 3: We dressing to the cash?

887
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: What are you're wearing a tux?

888
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 2: They don't you wanted to go to the gym today?

889
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 3: We will do some before the lunch. Have I left

890
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 3: leg day too late?

891
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 4: How does Lou feel about you knowing to hang out

892
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 4: all a single mom?

893
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: She's going on Mother's day lunch. She is wrapped. It's

894
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: kind of school Mother's Day lunch. She's like, say, I'm

895
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 3: off to mum's schoolies.

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Speaker 17: Introducing our next guests, three comedians, two brothers, one friend

897
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Speaker 17: and a sold out to young.

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Speaker 3: And my father teaching me three things, t me and a.

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Speaker 14: Concrete We've got the Mother show the hopes that they

900
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Speaker 14: bring in some of the delicious bread from their restaurant

901
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Speaker 14: in Carlton.

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00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 9: Please, welcome to the show The Incredible, So Shame Anger.

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Speaker 4: Johnny Vim, Good morning morning. Did you bring any delicious

904
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Speaker 4: traits from Johnny Vince in Sam?

905
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 13: Yes, we did.

906
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 3: We left in the cup.

907
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, Johnny, Johnny, look at the man.

908
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 4: Guys, we've playing friends for a long time and it's

909
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 4: the first time you visited us in our new home.

910
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 9: What do you think of the Indeed, I'm not seeing

911
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 9: all lions at the front, the lions at the front.

912
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: I want to call them. No, not the one to

913
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: call him anywhere.

914
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 21: He doesn't matter, not call him, call him and doesn't

915
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 21: matter because we we buy this building twenty years ago.

916
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 21: You paid rented to us easy or land alone.

917
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 8: We've got like a concrete balcony. Yes, yeah, yeah, no,

918
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 8: no no grass or anything.

919
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 9: You know, where's are the way's the veggie pat It's

920
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 9: very nice here. They congratu lighted to you.

921
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 4: We asked them to pay us in cash, but they

922
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 4: said no.

923
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 9: Well you better quit then you want to come work

924
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 9: for us?

925
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 3: Okay, oh cash o cash is king.

926
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you guys were Italian. But did I see

927
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 4: you celebrating Orthodox Easter?

928
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: No, that was our friend next to uh.

929
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 9: And that was Look, let's just society.

930
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: Easter is no good for the lamb.

931
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 4: You was gonna say, who cooks better? The Italians are the.

932
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 9: Great, Mike, You try to make it from the fight.

933
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 4: Now.

934
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 3: We love the Greek, we love the people. Sound like

935
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: us but not really trying to annoy the guests.

936
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 4: Hey guys, you got a new tour. What can we expect?

937
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 21: Oh well, oh my listen, this is We're going to

938
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 21: be on the stage. The Greek boss going to be

939
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 21: on the stage.

940
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 3: The mom.

941
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 21: This is some new character. We're going a little bit

942
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 21: of songo dance. We sing like a ship, but we'll try,

943
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 21: all right.

944
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 16: They sing like ship.

945
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: You sing like a ship. That's right.

946
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 21: But technology, it's a beautiful make sand that like number one?

947
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 6: What do you sing?

948
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 3: We sing.

949
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 4: Because can we get a snake?

950
00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 16: Pakag oh?

951
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 13: I see that song?

952
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 9: I to my wife on my wedding and night after

953
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 9: thirty seconds I finished, So to do something else?

954
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 2: It's not quite Andrea.

955
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: But no, it's not home made.

956
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 8: Is The tour goes on sale Wednesday the fifteenth.

957
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 6: He was all married, yes.

958
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 9: Years, and I'm looking for something on the side.

959
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 2: I'm not telling my wife you're not.

960
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 4: I was just wondering, like, you know when your partners.

961
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 6: It's his putty socks and sound.

962
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 4: It was on the desk, you know, when your partners,

963
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 4: like got a group of mates and you just can't

964
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 4: even shake them and you just want to have a date.

965
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 6: Do you guys ever go out on your own?

966
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 4: Are you always traveling in a pack?

967
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 3: Well, with my wife with my wife?

968
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 9: My wife once every seventy years we have just in

969
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 9: there in the in the guard together.

970
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 3: Hey, just quickly, the restaurants are going very well.

971
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: It's so have you been, yeah, very very good.

972
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: Cocktail.

973
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 21: Cocktail, Yes, got to go to the cocker.

974
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 13: Everything.

975
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 8: Any any plans to maybe expand the South Melbourne or no,

976
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 8: I don't think this.

977
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: Isn't the heart just there.

978
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 3: It's just we wanted to come here, but too many junkies, you.

979
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 21: Know, bus, too many people are running around the track

980
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 21: here with the g string in the morning and we'll

981
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 21: get in trouble from the wife. We're not coming there.

982
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: And that's having the blues up and firing in Melbourne.

983
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: Does that help business? Is that good for business?

984
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 3: No?

985
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 9: No, because John John Elliott is not there anymore to

986
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 9: give you the blood the brown of a bag should

987
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 9: come around.

988
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 13: No one to give a cash.

989
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 3: Everyone is a t the won's bloody type of dancer.

990
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 3: And actually, just quickly, how how are the cupboys going

991
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 3: this year? And they go all right, get there? No,

992
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 3: I don't think it's okay if.

993
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 4: They do win the premiership. Will you as mad Monday

994
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 4: at the restaurant?

995
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 9: Yes, of course, of course I can Tuesday Wednesday want

996
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 9: to be as.

997
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 3: Long as you buy the bill.

998
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 6: I have to put it on for them.

999
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. Sushi Mango tickets for Sushi

1000
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 3: Mango's new homemade tour go on sale on Wednesday fifteenth

1001
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 3: to May listen.

1002
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 9: One thing, yeah, Josh, if anyone wants to do, the

1003
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 9: one thing is to give your email to Sushi Mango

1004
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 9: dot com. You register, register your email and you get

1005
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 9: in to buy the tickets for pre style on Friday

1006
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 9: this week.

1007
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: This week. This isn't line Scar, no Scar, no Scar,

1008
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: not pre sale.

1009
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 9: This Friday, the tenth of May. You register your email

1010
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 9: and you'll get inside of the precise inside so she man.

1011
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 8: Next time, Olivia Rodrigo there, I remember she is coming

1012
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 8: to town.

1013
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 3: Very course he's bringing.

1014
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 6: Who's not coming to Melbourne. We're so spoilt.

1015
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 8: She's bringing the Guts World Tour to Melbourne. Rod Labor

1016
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 8: Arena tickets on so our sixteenth May to Live Nation

1017
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 8: dot com dot Au. We've given out the tickets. No

1018
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 8: more tickets, No more ticket tickets, no more.

1019
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 6: Do you have more on another day?

1020
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 3: Another day?

1021
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 6: Surely another day the ticket.

1022
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 3: Trust me, we've got tickets. Not now though we got tickets.

1023
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: No stop saying that.

1024
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 6: We don't have them for now, but we've got it.

1025
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 3: Yes, today's allocation exhausted.

1026
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 4: Okay, keep listening though, because Wigan we are going to

1027
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 4: get some more. Well we don't even know we've gone,

1028
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 4: just not today. It's more coming Melbourne. If you love Olivia,

1029
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 4: you go stay tuned to our show because all we

1030
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 4: got the pickets.

1031
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 3: But not now, But not now, Direking, more clear enough.

1032
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 6: Tickets for later.

1033
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 4: Shut up, stop saying tickets, tickets, he wants tickets.

1034
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: Shut up.

1035
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 3: No, it's not now.

1036
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 8: I want to talk about a situation that happened here

1037
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 8: in Melbourne.

1038
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 3: A situation. Yeah, we have a poo portrayer.

1039
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 4: You he didn't write that himself. He's had a headline

1040
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 4: on it.

1041
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: It's in the article.

1042
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 6: I was letting you have that. What's the poo portrayer done?

1043
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 8: A trade in Melbourne has been caught on CCTV footage.

1044
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: Are the old cameras. I'll tell you what.

1045
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 8: I've started watching the cameras back at my place over

1046
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 8: my kitchen.

1047
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 3: Rules.

1048
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 8: Yeah you know what I mean, Master, what do we

1049
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 8: watch tonight? And I'm like, let's just stream the cameras.

1050
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 4: It's great and you can do the motion sensors, so

1051
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 4: you don't have to watch the dead end.

1052
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 6: Watch when people walk past.

1053
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 8: The neighbors cats really doing my head and setting off

1054
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 8: the motion detected a. He has been caught on CCTV

1055
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 8: footage outside someone's house dropping his pants and dropping a

1056
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 8: present in the.

1057
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 4: Gutter of a house that they were working on.

1058
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: And and and semi footpath area the gutter.

1059
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh that's all right, isn't I mean, it's not ideas

1060
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 4: start on the nature.

1061
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 8: He wasn't actually working on the house. The homeowner said,

1062
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 8: no idea.

1063
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 3: Who he is? I didn't recognize him.

1064
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 6: Maybe he was sick.

1065
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: Was in Oakley.

1066
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 8: I was going to say, what in Melbourne's East, Well,

1067
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 8: I think you walk around with the so called pool

1068
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 8: and you say, is issuals?

1069
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 6: You need a dog, a doggie bat.

1070
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 3: If you're a trader, you can't be leaving that.

1071
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 2: If you're anyone, you can't be doing that. You can't

1072
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: justify I.

1073
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 8: Don't know those people go around and check the electricity

1074
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 8: and water meters.

1075
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,760
Speaker 3: They're out there for a line poo jogger.

1076
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, his front page of the papers. I

1077
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 8: meagine that was your dad.

1078
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 4: A few because maybe there's something wrong. And when you've

1079
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 4: got to go. You've got If someone did that in

1080
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 4: my gut, I wouldn't know.

1081
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 6: You can't be doing you know.

1082
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: What, servos don't have toilets. It's so hard to find.

1083
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 4: They give you a giant.

1084
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 3: No, only some of them. Only some of them. Cole's

1085
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 3: Express Bluff Road, No toilet.

1086
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: Really you had a laminated sign that says no toilets here.

1087
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 16: Really?

1088
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he tried to hide. He just looking at

1089
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: the footage now, he tried to hide behind the door

1090
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 2: of hes a Conovan.

1091
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 8: But you can see the pants down around the ankle,

1092
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 8: you can. So at least he's you know, unless he's

1093
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 8: got an apprentice in the front seat that we can't see.

1094
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 8: He's definitely leaving something behind.

1095
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 6: You can't do that on someone's front.

1096
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: No, not at all.

1097
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: So this isn't exclusive from a current affair.

1098
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, where else do you think it would be?

1099
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 10: Here?

1100
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 3: They will get out, they'll find him.

1101
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 4: I think current affair breake to poo Jogger too. Remember

1102
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 4: the one that was doing it at Roxy Giesenko's office.

1103
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 4: Every day there was.

1104
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 8: You guys ever had dramas with Trade's in the house? No,

1105
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 8: just just trade ees.

1106
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 4: I know, I haven't personally, No, we love our tradinges,

1107
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 4: so do I should out Melbourne Builder Dale Cheeseman best

1108
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 4: builders in the world.

1109
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 3: Are you do you allow them to leave a president

1110
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 3: at your place? Are they allowed to use the facilities?

1111
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 4: Of course, they're allowed to use the facilities. Clean up

1112
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 4: after yourself though.

1113
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean? But do they have to

1114
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 3: use We'll leave.

1115
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 4: It how you found it?

1116
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 3: No, I gotcha, Okay.

1117
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 4: I don't need to say that though, because they're adults.

1118
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 3: And they know that this any toilet.

1119
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 4: I mean, it would be weird if I came home

1120
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 4: and one of them was in my own swite.

1121
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 6: When we've got three.

1122
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: Chanel number five after doing a number two?

1123
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 3: Are you ing my bathroope?

1124
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 4: But I wouldn't. I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't blow up, Okay,

1125
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 4: I think they would feel more uncomfortable than me.

1126
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 8: And I was like, oh, thirteen twenty four to ten

1127
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 8: to join us on the year? What did the trade

1128
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 8: do at your place?

1129
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 6: Oh, don't go canning tr or tradees.

1130
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 3: If you've gotten away by doing something sneaky, give us

1131
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 3: a call.

1132
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 4: Remember maybe a trading done something great at your place exactly.

1133
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 8: Which brings me to my next story. Remember years ago

1134
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 8: we got a call from that girl who was still

1135
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 8: living at home and her parents were getting an extension

1136
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 8: and there was a hot Trady working on it. She

1137
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 8: looked out her window she saw the phone number on

1138
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 8: the side of the ute and text him and said,

1139
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,479
Speaker 8: I'm in the bedroom, third room down on the left

1140
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 8: in the hallway, come and visit me. Trady got the text,

1141
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 8: went in, visited her brains out, and then went back

1142
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 8: to working on the hands.

1143
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: This went the smoker.

1144
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 6: Do you can that really happened?

1145
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: Because that is like, that's sexy, that's pretty, That's a

1146
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: real rendezver ya.

1147
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 4: I mean obviously they must have made eyes.

1148
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 8: Would backfire if it was the boss's number and not

1149
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 8: the hotter premise, Yeah, I.

1150
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 17: Got your text, Terry gots Terry, Yeah, wrong number, But

1151
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 17: you're right. I mean, would you be either of you

1152
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 17: be offended if they sort of tucked into your pantry

1153
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 17: grabbed it.

1154
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 6: I don't think you can be doing that.

1155
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 8: No, I always offer cannicirk. I always go, do you

1156
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 8: want a coffee? Or some guys lobb and trees around

1157
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 8: at our place one.

1158
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 4: Day lopping or lobbing lobbing, Oh.

1159
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: And lopping have a cut.

1160
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 6: Down the trees for the thing, and they said an Arboro.

1161
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.

1162
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 8: I only saw two of the guys and I was like, hey, guys,

1163
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 8: I'm about to like far up the coffee machine.

1164
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 3: Do you guys want a laugh?

1165
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 8: And he goes yeah, we'd all love one, And then

1166
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 8: five more guys in the fence. I didn't see the

1167
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 8: five guys out at the truck till of a sudden,

1168
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 8: I'm turning into a barista.

1169
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 3: I got seven. Oh who got the Cormond?

1170
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: That's too many? Sorry, you can't say oh, I'd like

1171
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 4: an orange Mocker rappuccino. Thanks, if someone, of course, the

1172
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 4: coffee at home?

1173
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 8: Thirteen milk or no milk? Third age twenty four to ten.

1174
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 8: We're talking trade's what have you caught one doing at

1175
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 8: your place? Or if you're a trade what have you

1176
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 8: used or gotten away with at someone else's house? Give

1177
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 8: us goll it over? Let's go to Geelong. I emma, hey,

1178
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 8: how are you?

1179
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: We're good? What went down?

1180
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 12: Sorry?

1181
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: What happened to your job?

1182
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 9: Went down?

1183
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 22: So we used to come home from school like as

1184
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 22: kids like to get off the school bus, and our

1185
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 22: trading would just help himself into our fridge and eat

1186
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 22: our after school snack.

1187
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 3: What was he doing in the house? Was it a punner?

1188
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 22: He was an electrician, so they were like doing the

1189
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 22: stuff in the bed. I don't know, like the lights

1190
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,959
Speaker 22: and stuff. But yeah, we just used to come home

1191
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 22: and he just having a roll up. Oh basically like yeah,

1192
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 22: like Mum would like have all the snakes prepped and

1193
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 22: everything in the fridge, and we alway knew you know

1194
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 22: where to find them.

1195
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 4: Then Emma, when you came in, was he like, oh,

1196
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 4: I busted and try and conceal it.

1197
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 3: We did sit on the couch.

1198
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 22: He would then literally come and sit with us at

1199
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 22: the kitchen table, eating with us.

1200
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 3: Another trial.

1201
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 8: I live here now thirteen twenty fourteen is our number

1202
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 8: trade ees at your place?

1203
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 3: What have you caught him doing?

1204
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 6: Let's ask Melt from keyesbra Mel, Good morning, what.

1205
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 4: Did the trade needs to do at your house?

1206
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 3: Playing?

1207
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you're not going to believe this, but

1208
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 7: I had pilers. I was renovating my whole house and

1209
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 7: I had the tilers in doing both my bathrooms now

1210
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 7: and the toilet. Now that meant that the toilet wasn't

1211
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 7: in service. They caught him hire one, No.

1212
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: They did poo.

1213
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 7: They did poos and put them in a little bag,

1214
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 7: and then they put the bags on top of the

1215
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 7: rubbish pile for me to deal with.

1216
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 4: Hang on like dog poo bags.

1217
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 20: Yes, what did they.

1218
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 4: Pooh on the grass and then pick it up like

1219
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 4: a dog? Yes? No, can't do that.

1220
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 3: That's a servo job.

1221
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 4: That's a going down to McDonald's and get an apple pie.

1222
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: At least throw it over the neighbors fence.

1223
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 3: I mean no, no, no, no, no, that is a hard.

1224
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 4: No for me.

1225
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 8: Speaking which maccas at elston Wick, you need to pit

1226
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 8: that bathroom with some sort of blow torch or fire.

1227
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 20: People.

1228
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 6: People don't have conversations great manners.

1229
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 3: Let's just get a bas in sunshine bears. What did

1230
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 3: the trade do here? Guys?

1231
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 15: So I just moved into my best mate's place in

1232
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 15: his missus. I was a very spontaneous moving and one

1233
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 15: night I was feeling just a little bit toey, so

1234
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 15: I invited a guy to come over and sleeping in

1235
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 15: and basically afterwards we had like a bit of chit

1236
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 15: chat and he mentioned that he was an electrician and

1237
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 15: I was like, man, we're having like really crazy electricity

1238
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 15: issues in his house. But every time I switched on

1239
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 15: this light, the smoke detected as beeps and all that.

1240
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: Sort of stuff.

1241
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 15: And yes, I showed him the issue. He was like

1242
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 15: super fascinated by it and just like went through the

1243
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 15: whole house and ended up fixing it upon him on

1244
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 15: his way out, rewired the house on his way.

1245
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 2: You wanted to change your bulb?

1246
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 4: That's all stood on your backs. That's handy. Yeah, he

1247
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 4: picks up a trading How good?

1248
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten robes What happened with the trading?

1249
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 18: Mine wasn't a tradeing. My partner's actually a trade so

1250
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 18: I'm not going to dub him in today. But mine

1251
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 18: was an uber driver who in my car park with

1252
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 18: toilet paper everything, A full log was there, didn't even

1253
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 18: try to clean it up. So I live on four acres,

1254
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 18: so it's kind of like the area where all the

1255
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 18: cars pass. It was actually my engagement party. So someone

1256
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 18: got dropped off and obviously and did a very big okay,

1257
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 18: yeah yeah.

1258
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we got the idea.

1259
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: He dropped off the couple.

1260
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 4: What are all these people doing?

1261
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 2: I just I'm sorry, I would I don't like that

1262
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 2: explode before I do that to me too.

1263
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 4: Me I just remember when I did the juice cleans

1264
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is trouble.

1265
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 3: Are you shut yourself on the tam? You put yourself

1266
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 3: on the tam?

1267
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 6: I did it?

1268
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: Was it a little shot or is it?

1269
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 4: I did not?

1270
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: Turtle head spotted on the tan?

1271
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 4: I did not.

1272
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 3: I just get turtles in the air.

1273
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 6: Okay, that didn't happen.

1274
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 2: I kind of did you.

1275
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 6: Do a juice clean?

1276
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 3: Stay home, Louise, forever Louise in Park Downe.

1277
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 2: Good morning, Louise waddling up Anderson' Street.

1278
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 13: Deal.

1279
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, yeah, that straight. It's hard at

1280
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 3: the best time.

1281
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 20: I got to now, Louise, good morning, How are you going?

1282
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lawrence.

1283
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 3: Never hoped for a caller to be they're ready to

1284
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: go more.

1285
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 20: I love you guys in the morning.

1286
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 4: When I was.

1287
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 3: Hello, Louise, what happened with the trade?

1288
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: So I was.

1289
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 20: Five months pregnant at the time, and I thought I'd

1290
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 20: organize the Carver ticket thing plate. So the young guys

1291
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 20: turned up, yep, and you know, started off the job

1292
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 20: and whatnot. And so he started off with the bedroom yep.

1293
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 20: And obviously he came across the sash of some R

1294
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 20: rated magazines. My partner had at the time. Oh yeah,

1295
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 20: So he did his business while I was in the

1296
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 20: kitchen cleaning up and cooking and whatnot. And then I'm

1297
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 20: probably twenty minutes later he said he was done, and

1298
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 20: then he made his way out and all that whatnot.

1299
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 20: But then I came to the bedroom, so maga events

1300
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 20: was drawn across the bed, went to the bathroom and

1301
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 20: he'd done his business with the say cities and what

1302
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 20: I didn't blash the toilet?

1303
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 4: Oh like there was there's a lot to unpacking that.

1304
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:13,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1305
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 6: I don't like any part of it.

1306
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 2: Do you talking about the ten.

1307
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 6: No, there's there good clean trading.

1308
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 3: There's some good clean tradinges.

1309
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 4: Don't take advantage of your facilities.

1310
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 3: Be doing that?

1311
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 2: What the reading material?

1312
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 3: Honestly all of it.

1313
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 8: I mean you all bloody put on the guy suits

1314
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 8: that are hanging up there as well.

1315
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 3: Why stop it? You know, it's like.

1316
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 4: In those movies when housekeepers go into hotels and they

1317
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 4: put on all the outfits and trying to and can

1318
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 4: that actually happen?

1319
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 13: Yes?

1320
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 6: You reckon, hotels are going through people's stuff.

1321
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I spent ten minutes watching the

1322
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 3: other day and I'm like, why am I watching this

1323
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 3: and it was like the American version of a Current

1324
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 3: affair hard car, and it was hard copy going into

1325
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: hotel rooms. And they were like, what is it a

1326
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 3: hard copy?

1327
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 8: It's called hard copy, right, And they were spraying their

1328
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 8: logo on the bed sheets and pillows in hotel rooms, right,

1329
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 8: with like a special paint that only shows up on

1330
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 8: the blue light. And then they booked the same hotel

1331
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 8: room the next day under a different name, and then

1332
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 8: went back with blue lights to see if the sheets

1333
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 8: and pillows had been changed. They turned the blue light

1334
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 8: on hard copy logos all over the sheets and pillows.

1335
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 3: Yep, hadn't him changed hotels?

1336
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 6: Freaking me out a little bit.

1337
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: Surely hotels here in Australia very well kept.

1338
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Let's see how the ACA logo flushes.

1339
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, So.

1340
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 8: Anyway, big shout out, heading off to a nice little

1341
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 8: hotel for a for a stay this weekend.

1342
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 4: We go, all right, Melbourne, let's do it. Let's see

1343
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 4: if we can give away some cash. We've been throwing

1344
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 4: cash out the windows recently.

1345
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 8: Jason, I'm hearing it, and I'll tell you what today's

1346
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 8: is gettable.

1347
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 6: Is it all right?

1348
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 10: Well?

1349
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 4: We don't know if it's a five thousand, five hundred

1350
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 4: or fifty dollars question. Tanya is the only one that

1351
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 4: can decide that. Good morning, good morning morning.

1352
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 3: Oh well, thanks, thank you, Tanya.

1353
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 6: Thanks for putting up with us, Tanya in the mornings.

1354
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 3: Hey, Tanya, shall we make that the new slogan on

1355
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 3: the billboard?

1356
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 4: Thanks for putting up with us? Yeah, yeah, that's probably fair, Tanya.

1357
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 4: What what are you thinking? Do you want an easy

1358
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 4: question for fifty bucks, a medium question for five hundred?

1359
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 4: Are you after five grand for something special?

1360
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 10: Go hard or go home?

1361
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 12: Got to go?

1362
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Five thousand dollars? All right?

1363
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 4: Jason, you're in charge this morning of asking the question. Yeah,

1364
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 4: you're the question master. You're the quiz master this morning,

1365
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 4: handing over the rains.

1366
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?

1367
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 6: Are you laughing?

1368
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 8: Because Brody the thumb, who is in charge, sir, of

1369
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 8: the questions. He's the man that gets dragged into the boss'

1370
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 8: office when we give money away.

1371
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 3: He's a pink be given away a lot.

1372
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 8: I can't read out what he's writing on. What have

1373
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 8: you just written on the chat window there?

1374
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 3: Brady? Do not go that easy question that we spoke about.

1375
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 3: What did you say sorry dropping out? I am warning

1376
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 3: you right now and do not go easy.

1377
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 2: Question.

1378
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 3: We spoke about give it.

1379
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 4: The easy, Yeah, yeah, the five thousand anyway, that's why

1380
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 4: I've given it to Jake. This isn't a me problem, Brody,

1381
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 4: this is a Jay's problem.

1382
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 3: Here's your question.

1383
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 6: Okay, there's a couple of five thousand dollars questions. Which

1384
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 6: one are going to pick today?

1385
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 3: Let me go to the bottom. Are you ready?

1386
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 8: You have three seconds to answer for five thousand dollars?

1387
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 3: What year.

1388
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 8: Was the Nokia thirty two to ten phone first released

1389
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 8: three two.

1390
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety nineteen ninety six?

1391
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 4: She said the answer Jason nineteen nineteen. I'm so sad.

1392
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 4: I want to to give you that five thousand. Why

1393
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 4: We've been trying to get rid of the thumb as

1394
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 4: our executive producer, we thought that might have done it

1395
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 4: dumb for another day.

1396
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 8: Tanya, I'm so sorry. Look, you know what, You're not

1397
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 8: going away empty handed. I'm going to hook you up

1398
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,919
Speaker 8: with a five hundred dollars red balloon vouch. You're okay?

1399
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 20: Ah, thank you so much.

1400
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

1401
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 8: No way, show, mum, you truly know who this Mother's

1402
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 8: Day with a unique Red Bull sorry red Bull Red

1403
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 8: Balloon gift experience. Don't put mum on the Red Bulls.

1404
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,479
Speaker 8: You can get them emailed instantly. Just sit up red

1405
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 8: balloon dot com dot au. I can tell you out.

1406
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 8: Red Balloon have some amazing ideas.

1407
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 4: On there for Mother's got some experiences as well.

1408
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 3: So go and check them out.

1409
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 4: Well done, Tanya, That's how you play though, Like have

1410
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 4: a guess she was so close to getting it right exactly.

1411
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 4: Hey Brody, Executive producer, Brody, who's.

1412
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 6: Your favorite member of the team this morning?

1413
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 16: Lorry?

1414
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 6: Thanks Brodie. I knew who was going to ask that question?

1415
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 3: That will change by nine.

1416
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 8: The weather this afternoon is going to be absolutely ripping,

1417
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 8: chucking the boating.

1418
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: Go for a fish and crab it going to get crabs?

1419
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 6: Can we easier ways to do that?

1420
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 3: Can we not isolate that audio? Please?

1421
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 17: Awkward?

1422
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 16: Work's awkward?

1423
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 8: Each week on the show we like to run through

1424
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 8: things that awkward that shouldn't be.

1425
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 2: It's also a lovely day to get your car washed,

1426
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 2: and I get incredibly awkward when I go to get

1427
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 2: my car washed.

1428
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 3: You know the pre wash how you have to.

1429
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: Line the wheel up to carry to drive through and

1430
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 2: then they're sort of like this way, this way left,

1431
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 2: flaff flair flaft right.

1432
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:40,479
Speaker 3: Right, right right.

1433
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,479
Speaker 2: I need a couple of guys at it. But even

1434
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 2: worse still, you.

1435
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 8: Know how you get on it connects to your wheel

1436
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 8: and then it cuts the car through.

1437
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 6: You don't get that the laser car wash?

1438
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 3: Where are you going anyway?

1439
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 8: Like a like a crystal car wash on the Nepean

1440
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 8: the battle to get it into neutral.

1441
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 3: I know I got one worst work.

1442
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 8: I always pull up one hundred meters down the road

1443
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 8: from the car washing door, pre clean on the car

1444
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 8: because I just get too embarrassed and still, and then

1445
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 8: I'm sitting there cleaning the car, going what the hell

1446
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 8: am I going to drive a hundred meters down and

1447
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 8: pay them?

1448
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 6: Because you don't want them to judge you eat.

1449
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 2: You know it's awkward when you leave the plastic thing

1450
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 2: on the back wind screen and you drive off.

1451
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 8: You know it's awkward plastic cover strangers getting in your car.

1452
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 8: Remember the day you and I shared.

1453
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: A cartrig solicited visitors like you need you need, Sorry

1454
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: about the wrappers they're from the kids.

1455
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 3: I didn't need the McDonald's.

1456
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I did the other day, I

1457
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 4: went to the BP.

1458
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 3: In Richmond on Swamps Street near the Red Rooster.

1459
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 4: Yes, I drive in to get my car washed to

1460
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 4: drive through. I went to drive through and I went

1461
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 4: around the back and pulled up to the thing.

1462
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 3: No, you've got to go in first.

1463
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 4: You've got to go in and pay for.

1464
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 3: People behind you.

1465
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 4: I can't reverse out's around the corner. It's too hot.

1466
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 4: So I was either like, I just leave the car

1467
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 4: here and have to go out of the car, walk

1468
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 4: through the car wash, and go into the thing. And

1469
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 4: I was like, no, well, I'll just drive drive through

1470
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 4: the car wash.

1471
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 3: Did you go through the brushes?

1472
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 16: I drove through the.

1473
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 4: Brushes without paying for it or without turning it on.

1474
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 4: And I was just like, you drove the car through

1475
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:22,959
Speaker 4: because I have to get out.

1476
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 3: Everyone would have been watching it. She knows it's not

1477
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 3: operating right.

1478
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 4: So I just drove it really slowly because the things

1479
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 4: are kind of in so you can't do that.

1480
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 6: And I just like kind of putted my way through

1481
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 6: and then just hooned off.

1482
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 3: Imagine Lauren getting now still bloody dirty.

1483
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 6: I just honed off.

1484
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 4: I was like, well, I'm not going to walk through it.

1485
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 4: What if it turns on to.

1486
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 8: Go in, you get a code insite your access in

1487
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 8: someone's bank account.

1488
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 4: They should have a sign at the start of the

1489
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 4: driveway saying please.

1490
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 3: You know they would they did it. How much you

1491
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 3: want to bet?

1492
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 6: I'm drive it after this?

1493
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 3: Can we get it? Can we get the BP on

1494
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 3: Swan Street on the line in Richmond? Please?

1495
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 6: They don't have a sign.

1496
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 3: How much we want to bet?

1497
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:57,439
Speaker 6: Absolutely nothing.

1498
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 3: Loser washes the other one car.

1499
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 2: Not washing any hand washing, hand washing because there's a

1500
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 2: hand washed next door, like the old Scout car stayed

1501
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 2: take your dog car.

1502
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 4: I did that one instead of taking it to the place.

1503
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 4: Beause how to get my car because it's a Tesla

1504
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 4: and the key is on my phone? Do I have

1505
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 4: to leave my phone with him?

1506
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 3: No?

1507
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 8: I think there's like a concierge mode.

1508
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I don't know how to do that.

1509
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 3: Hey, here's something awkward.

1510
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 6: Just being me is.

1511
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 8: Awkward showing someone something on your phone, which I was

1512
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 8: doing to a team member. I'm like, oh, look, this

1513
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 8: is archie these days, and you know when they take

1514
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 8: your phone out of your hand to have a closer look,

1515
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 8: and then you have to do the old like.

1516
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 3: I'll just get my phone back now.

1517
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 2: Just because I don't want you swore you hover you're

1518
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 2: awkward with you?

1519
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 6: Or what did I tell you?

1520
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,439
Speaker 4: Happened to me? What happened is awkward and I don't

1521
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 4: even want.

1522
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 3: To to tell it.

1523
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 2: Isn't she more the beneficiary of the orthor.

1524
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 4: This lovely man that came up to me sink, can

1525
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 4: I get ato with you? And I said yes, of course,

1526
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 4: And his lady said, oh, take it.

1527
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 6: So she took the photos.

1528
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 4: Of us and and and then she said do you

1529
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 4: want to check it? And he said yeah, and she said,

1530
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 4: I took a couple and so he looked at it

1531
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 4: and he went to he swiped across to look at it.

1532
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 4: But you know, when like down the bottom the album

1533
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 4: of photos is up and you swipe, rider can sometimes

1534
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 4: swipe across more than moneym Matinet swiped across and this

1535
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 4: other lovely girl popped up and I said, oh, that's

1536
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 4: not me. And he said and I said, I would

1537
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 4: never wear that like I.

1538
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 3: Was talking was wearing.

1539
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 4: She was a professor, she was a professional and not

1540
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 4: much and and he goes, oh, that's my friend, and

1541
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 4: just took the phone back and I said, well she

1542
01:07:55,760 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 4: looks lovely. Thanks for the photo. Lauren and like ran

1543
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,959
Speaker 4: away and I just stood there with this woman who'd

1544
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 4: taken the photo. Like, what we just say?

1545
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 2: Did his friend work in the corn industry?

1546
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 6: Sorry? Is your farmer?

1547
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 3: Yes?

1548
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 2: What's your father? Did your farm corn?

1549
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 3: Corn?

1550
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 16: Marge?

1551
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:32,679
Speaker 4: The rains? Are you know? Juicy corn?

1552
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 3: We're all on the same page, you wrote? Surely she

1553
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 3: was in the corner. Can we just take a second

1554
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 3: acknowledge this? Oh was?

1555
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 4: I am genuinely surprised that it's taken me till eight

1556
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 4: forty three to bring this up.

1557
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 6: I thought this was a six to oh one chat.

1558
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 8: Sure tried to get the ladder printed on a shirt

1559
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 8: last night at office works, but it was too late.

1560
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 8: I am, of course, talking about the super coach tips

1561
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 8: to com dot Au selections in the Herald Sun on Thursdays.

1562
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 6: I'm impressed, Jason, where.

1563
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 3: I sitting lots in the tipping chart?

1564
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I don't looked at it, Flint. That

1565
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 4: wouldn't know either, would you, Clint? No, No, we're not sure.

1566
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 3: Do you know what I did?

1567
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 2: I did hear that Jared Whiteley's leading?

1568
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 8: Jared he is and I am sitting comfortably in number three.

1569
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 6: Okay, I didn't know that, and I cannot believe it.

1570
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,719
Speaker 3: I'm beating some I'm beaten some lot, beating.

1571
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 4: Selly cap salary cap, salary cap yep.

1572
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's some big names in there.

1573
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 6: Who's Who's Matt Turner?

1574
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 3: Where's Maddy's smart?

1575
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 2: Maddie Turner? Does Mark?

1576
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 6: You're beating him?

1577
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 8: Well I have I can see now back the D's tonight.

1578
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 8: I think they're feeling good. We spoke to Christian Petrarch

1579
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,719
Speaker 8: Or we're going to hear from him coming up inside

1580
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 8: the next twenty minutes about how they're feeling. But I'll

1581
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 8: tell you what I reckon. The days are going to

1582
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 8: get up tonight. Won't be a huge win, but it'll

1583
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 8: be just enough. Clint, however, is showing a bit of doubt,

1584
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 8: aren't you?

1585
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 2: Well there Melbourne's on a five day break, so it

1586
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 2: was tricky and the match against Geelong was taxing, it

1587
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 2: was fatiguing. No, I'm just starting to roll out the

1588
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 2: excuses ahead of tomorrow morning.

1589
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 3: Oh, like a true Melbourne fan. You know what, they

1590
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,640
Speaker 3: don't show up and they've got the excuses. Ready, what

1591
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 3: do you mean they don't show up? Stupid? No, no, no.

1592
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 8: Against the Cats, there was hardly any bloody Melbourne fans there.

1593
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 2: There was a home game, there was fifty two thousand

1594
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:22,759
Speaker 2: people there.

1595
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:27,520
Speaker 8: Don't get defensive easy turbot, Brady, Brady, what game with

1596
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,639
Speaker 8: these fans don't rock up.

1597
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 3: To the game on Saturday night? There was no one there.

1598
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 4: I think these fans are pretty good. I think you

1599
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 4: where were they all at the snow or there's no snow.

1600
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 3: Yet outside the bar at the MC would have been packed.

1601
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 16: They're at Francois.

1602
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 3: They're at nice restaurants.

1603
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 4: Oh you know what. I'd rather be at Francois too

1604
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 4: than the footy on a Saturday night.

1605
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,799
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't do this, Adelaide.

1606
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 2: I'm surprising not in.

1607
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:58,640
Speaker 4: Jail Port Adelaide fans are the most feral by a

1608
01:10:58,800 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 4: country mile.

1609
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 8: To be fair, I'm surprised he's not in Joel as well.

1610
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 8: And it's not even football or.

1611
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 4: Lated Pans have known and known to be spitters. They

1612
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 4: spit on people, and he looks like.

1613
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 3: Proud of my brothers and sisters every day. You are

1614
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 3: on the air with Jason Lauren Clincyre from the newsroom

1615
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 3: as well, and so are these lads.

1616
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 16: Introducing our next guests.

1617
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 3: Two fantastically talented musicians.

1618
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 17: Who really love Elton John and George Michael so much

1619
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 17: so that.

1620
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 2: They're putting on the thirty five piece orchestral celebration of

1621
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 2: them at hammer Hole.

1622
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 14: In November, County feet of count Please welcome to the show,

1623
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 14: Anthony Colear and Tim Camel.

1624
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 3: Good morning, dear, I say we have just sordered your

1625
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 3: mother's day.

1626
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 23: Melbourne seriously is touring and it's a perfect sorry, would

1627
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 23: be great?

1628
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, just wrap us up and give us to

1629
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 13: your mum.

1630
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 4: Seriously, my mom has the hots Anthony Klarantin Campbell like

1631
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 4: you've never seen.

1632
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 5: She's only here.

1633
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 6: She throws herself at you two, doesn't she.

1634
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing.

1635
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,520
Speaker 13: Well, when any further should be very disappointed.

1636
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 6: She loves you too, and she loves you John. So

1637
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:15,759
Speaker 6: this is like the dream collab.

1638
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 3: I reckon, I reckon.

1639
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 13: We can hook her up with a few tickets.

1640
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 6: Present yet thanks for that, we might holk.

1641
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 3: You guys up with a taser I have on you.

1642
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, very popular with the moms.

1643
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 3: Do you feel the love?

1644
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 14: To be honest, we're feeling the love this This show

1645
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 14: has only been on sale for maybe six weeks and

1646
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 14: we had to put on a third show because it's

1647
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 14: been so great the wow A get nervous, like putting

1648
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 14: up the first show, like, oh god, I think once

1649
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 14: you stop getting nervous, that's when you've got to throw

1650
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:49,000
Speaker 14: it away. But this, this show is so much fun

1651
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 14: because we're doing it with our best mate John Foreman

1652
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 14: his orchestra, the Australian Pops Orchestra, and we're celebrating these

1653
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 14: iconic songs in one of my favorite venues.

1654
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 3: And if John was here, he would say, oh, I

1655
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 3: wish I was doing.

1656
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 17: You.

1657
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 5: Notice I've never seen John Foreman and Kermit the Frog in.

1658
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 3: The same.

1659
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,640
Speaker 4: So it's you guys performing together. Is there do you

1660
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,560
Speaker 4: have any TIFFs over who gets to sing? Which, like

1661
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 4: is one Elton John and one's George or we're mixing

1662
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 4: it up?

1663
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,720
Speaker 5: Well, we did a whole tour together last year, which

1664
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,640
Speaker 5: is the first time we've ever toured together and.

1665
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 13: In sixteen years.

1666
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're still together, so that's kind of one surely.

1667
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 5: And look, if you've ever known Anthony Clee, you know

1668
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 5: he's a control for it.

1669
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 3: So some really really.

1670
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 5: Baby seeing that you sound great.

1671
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,520
Speaker 14: See John Foreman is actually working as our counselor and mediator.

1672
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 8: I bet him to talk about this at home. It's

1673
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 8: only when he's live and has sec everyone looks it

1674
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 8: on the divats him.

1675
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 4: I'm telling you there really is he actually a diva? Anthony,

1676
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,600
Speaker 4: I think I could have made. I mean, we know

1677
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 4: you're you're a diva. That's still like you're.

1678
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 3: Him.

1679
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 4: I wouldn't expect that from you.

1680
01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 5: I'm an absolute bogan. Yeah, joking me with it, well,

1681
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 5: because I kind of what a you know two thousand,

1682
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 5: he said of a nineteen ninety like that makes.

1683
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 17: Me a.

1684
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 3: Very Mariah.

1685
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,640
Speaker 2: When we got Lauren for her birthday and Elton John impersonator,

1686
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,320
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I mean would to show the boys.

1687
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 4: They told me it was going to be an Elton

1688
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 4: John impersonator and I was like SI and well, I

1689
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:19,120
Speaker 4: first of all thought I was going to get to

1690
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 4: interview Elton John.

1691
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 6: That didn't happen.

1692
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 4: Then I thought I had an impersonator and they accidentally

1693
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:27,960
Speaker 4: just booked a guy from an ELK band. And he

1694
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 4: was just some guy that came in and was like

1695
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 4: yet aarm Rex and I was. And he wouldn't even

1696
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 4: wouldn't do the voice, wouldn't do the walk, he wouldn't

1697
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 4: see he was just like no, I just sing.

1698
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 6: Elton John was in a band like me.

1699
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:38,759
Speaker 3: It was very awkward.

1700
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 5: He was probably a mega fan.

1701
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 4: Do you guys dress like Elton Johnny, Come on, Anthony,

1702
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,599
Speaker 4: You're the only person in the world that could out.

1703
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 6: Do Elton John's outfits.

1704
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 13: Oh no, that's a bit tucky.

1705
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 5: Anthony would even do Mark Singer, And he goes, I

1706
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 5: spent too much money in my face.

1707
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 15: And.

1708
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 2: I do it my way.

1709
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 3: Favorite Elton John banger. Look, I mean, I'll go.

1710
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 5: Back really early with Elton John like Daniel and Bend

1711
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 5: in the Jets and all those and your song kind

1712
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 5: of thing. Look, a song we have to do in

1713
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 5: the show is don't let the Sun Go Down.

1714
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 3: To Me, because that's that's the dand George Mine.

1715
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,160
Speaker 5: And Elton John.

1716
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,719
Speaker 3: So and I also can't wait to do sorry.

1717
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,760
Speaker 14: It seems to be the hardest word because I've never

1718
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 14: heard Tim say sorry to me.

1719
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 2: So this is going to be great.

1720
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 14: There'll be two thy three hundred people in front of us,

1721
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 14: and he's actually going to say sorry.

1722
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,680
Speaker 8: This is what This is what I commend you boys on.

1723
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 8: Like to work with a partners one thing, but to

1724
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 8: go on tour with one like my wife and I

1725
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 8: had a barney yesterday afternoon.

1726
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 3: We haven't. We haven't sent the cheeky text yet saying

1727
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 3: good morning.

1728
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 13: Oh it's a text.

1729
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 3: Stand up?

1730
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 4: Are you guys one of those couples that says, you

1731
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 4: know you always say I love you and kiss goodnight,

1732
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:47,639
Speaker 4: even if you're having a fight before you go to sleep. Yeah,

1733
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:48,840
Speaker 4: do you got to sleep angry?

1734
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 6: You know they never go to bed angry.

1735
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 14: I won't go to sleep angry in the same bed.

1736
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 14: That's why the guest room gets a good work out.

1737
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 5: Now on the little things we go. We can work

1738
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 5: this out in the morning and three days later the

1739
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 5: Italian seal got the fire.

1740
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 3: And he's always wrong.

1741
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 5: I'm doing the finance for this for these shows, so

1742
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 5: I get to book two hotel rooms when we.

1743
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 3: Take ten percent off yourself a little secret account. He'll

1744
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 3: never know, Tim.

1745
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 13: That was the key with the last tour we actually booked.

1746
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,840
Speaker 14: We did twenty seven shows and every hotel room we

1747
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 14: had two separate rooms.

1748
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good idea.

1749
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need your space, some SATs for the vocals

1750
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 5: to rest them. But it's about people go to work

1751
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 5: to get away from their partner.

1752
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 4: Looks like when we're all in lockdown, Like, no one's

1753
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,160
Speaker 4: supposed to spend that much time with are they.

1754
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 8: They put studios in all our houses. My wife to

1755
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 8: do the radio show, and my wife was like, that

1756
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,600
Speaker 8: is not happening. I would come in, she'd send me in.

1757
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be going. I wanted football on the barbecue.

1758
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,559
Speaker 4: At one point, I was just like, we're spending too

1759
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 4: much time for dinner.

1760
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 17: You.

1761
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 3: I'll put you on a spit barbecue all right, for

1762
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 3: the mums maybe hungry. Look if you want to go.

1763
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,320
Speaker 8: November eight and nine are the dates. Tickets are on

1764
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,519
Speaker 8: cell now great Mother's Day gift. I got to say,

1765
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 8: tickets just go to the website. Songs of Elton and

1766
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,559
Speaker 8: George dot Com.

1767
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 3: And Absolute Bangers.

1768
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 2: This is my movie now as well.

1769
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 3: This is my nephew's favorite song.

1770
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:24,559
Speaker 2: Because the singers, Yeah, yes, that's right.

1771
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was in the movie scene. What about do

1772
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 3: you go Crocodile roll this one in it?

1773
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:33,560
Speaker 21: I think you do.

1774
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 3: The pictures Back to be Fair is just.

1775
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, we are hosting a very special lunch and

1776
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,720
Speaker 4: I'm going to put you on the spot while you're

1777
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 4: here on Friday week Moorrow tomorrow.

1778
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,879
Speaker 3: Gosh it big notice.

1779
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 4: Well we think all moms should be celebrated. We're having

1780
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,400
Speaker 4: a conversation about how single moms often don't have the

1781
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 4: partner or the other person behind them to help organize

1782
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,600
Speaker 4: something special for Mother's Day. So we are hosting a

1783
01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:00,879
Speaker 4: bunch of loose, wild single moms for lunch.

1784
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,719
Speaker 3: On Friday, and we need two strippers.

1785
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 5: Basically, dumb, I could get buding plants by then.

1786
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 4: We know the mums love you. We'd love it if

1787
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 4: you could join and perform for them.

1788
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:14,559
Speaker 5: Single women and single moms are the best audience.

1789
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 13: And then I had a few martinis. Oh yeah, so

1790
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 13: take that as a yes.

1791
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:24,920
Speaker 4: We'll be there, Moms of Melbourne. We're being joined by

1792
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 4: these legends to be mums gone wild.

1793
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 6: I haven't even invited my mom to.

1794
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,839
Speaker 3: Know to worry when you and I are the mature

1795
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 3: ones the.

1796
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 2: Event, you know what I mean, imagine laden with these two.

1797
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's my mum you got to worry about.

1798
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 4: It's Lee's obsessed with them.

1799
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,680
Speaker 13: Bring so we're singing or stripping just so I know.

1800
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 13: All right, I'll go and get a wax and a tan.

1801
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:48,080
Speaker 5: That cousins used to be in manpower, so I'm can't

1802
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:52,120
Speaker 5: get some inspiration really yeah, and Thunder from Under in Vegas.

1803
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:58,879
Speaker 13: Yeah, cousins for the first time and like the Thong.

1804
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:06,080
Speaker 3: Story, don't bring them and and Tim Campbell join us

1805
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,760
Speaker 3: on the ear lads. It's always good to see thanks

1806
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 3: to coming in. Hey, guys, are how well would you

1807
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:12,800
Speaker 3: say we are?

1808
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:13,720
Speaker 7: Ah?

1809
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 4: Mental age or physical age? A bit of both, because

1810
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 4: I still think I'm twenty.

1811
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,880
Speaker 2: Five even though you're forty one.

1812
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,679
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm not forty one. I'm thirty six.

1813
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:27,360
Speaker 3: Let me checkly Mauti forty one. I'm not forty one,

1814
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 3: Laurens forty one.

1815
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 4: To be honest, I still feel like I'm like twenty

1816
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 4: five to twenty seven.

1817
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I'm in my thirties.

1818
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 3: Video going viral on the top that means that means TikTok, TikTok.

1819
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 3: It's comparing it on the top.

1820
01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 8: Millennial phrases with what jen Z's or gen Z's refer

1821
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:47,799
Speaker 8: to things.

1822
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,840
Speaker 4: As, because the vernacular changes as the years go on.

1823
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 3: I was telling you the other day, I was having

1824
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 3: a blow up with the kids, and my ten year

1825
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 3: old look at me and goes, hey, dad, tea tea tea.

1826
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 3: I would think me breakfast, no time out.

1827
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 6: Hands like your basket.

1828
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, how do you think that went down?

1829
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 3: I can tell you now there was no tea, No.

1830
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 6: There would be no tea.

1831
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 3: How's this right?

1832
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,360
Speaker 4: Because we used to say words like.

1833
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 2: That's sick, sick one.

1834
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 4: I'd say, that's sick.

1835
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 3: Well, you know what about remember was later though? That

1836
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 3: was that's a bit tacky. It's been replaced now with effort.

1837
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,599
Speaker 3: We ball were all effort. We all effort. We bowl.

1838
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 6: We bowl like you're on you're living.

1839
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:35,599
Speaker 4: We bowl.

1840
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:40,400
Speaker 3: You know, remember slade cool outfit? You've slayed that, oh sligh?

1841
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:41,479
Speaker 3: No you ate it?

1842
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:47,000
Speaker 6: What kids are saying eating the clothes that outfit?

1843
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 2: Ate it?

1844
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 6: If I said that's what?

1845
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 2: No?

1846
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 4: What other words did we used to say?

1847
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 3: What about this? What about this?

1848
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 4: Do you remember saying asking someone if they'd kissed someone?

1849
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:58,479
Speaker 3: You take?

1850
01:20:58,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 6: Did you get?

1851
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:00,640
Speaker 2: Did you get with?

1852
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 6: Did you get?

1853
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,720
Speaker 3: Did you get? Did you get?

1854
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,759
Speaker 6: Did you pash?

1855
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 3: Because I remember looking at my friend going get, I

1856
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:07,800
Speaker 3: don't get it.

1857
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 4: He goes, you ain't getting with anyone got and and

1858
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 4: like we'd go to a gathering.

1859
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 6: It was like a party. We'd call it a gathering.

1860
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:17,320
Speaker 3: What about this one?

1861
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,880
Speaker 8: When you're flirting with someone you're like, they've got game.

1862
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,599
Speaker 8: It's now they've got riz.

1863
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 3: Do you know what is?

1864
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 6: I know this one.

1865
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 4: I don't say it.

1866
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 6: Riz is charisma.

1867
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:33,639
Speaker 4: They're full of breeze shortened like Jason has zero riz, zero,

1868
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,120
Speaker 4: very little, not one bit of riz in his body.

1869
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 4: Where our producer the thumb, he's got risen, risen, kid,

1870
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 4: you ain't reason I'm about to you ain't you ain't Risen.

1871
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:50,759
Speaker 3: Here's another one. Instead of saying, hey, that's on point.

1872
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 4: On point, which is like you've hit the mark right exactly.

1873
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 8: Often news like you know on their game, people now

1874
01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 8: say locked in.

1875
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,120
Speaker 3: That's locked in. That's pretty good. Yeah, can you say

1876
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 3: that's locked What is that? Nope, nope, use the terms.

1877
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 6: We're too old to use any of these terms.

1878
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:11,800
Speaker 2: I don't mind anything.

1879
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 8: And the phrase type beat is fast replacing the word

1880
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 8: vibe a tight beat.

1881
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 6: I don't say it again, type.

1882
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:25,960
Speaker 4: Beat instead of saying I like your vibe, they've got

1883
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 4: a good vibe, or that restaurants full of vibe.

1884
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 2: That restaurant type beat is just a short song.

1885
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that restaurant's type beat.

1886
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:32,960
Speaker 6: I don't know that one.

1887
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 3: It's random.

1888
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just love how the how words like especially

1889
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:41,600
Speaker 4: like hip words, which obviously no IE's saying hip these Sorry.

1890
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:43,360
Speaker 8: We've got a twelve year old producer that works on

1891
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:45,320
Speaker 8: this show Ali and there's all these words coming up

1892
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:45,719
Speaker 8: on the screen.

1893
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 3: Mean slap Ali, that slaps? What does that mean that

1894
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,679
Speaker 3: that's good? That's yeah?

1895
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 16: That means like, that's so good?

1896
01:22:55,920 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 3: Like that slaps that slaps up that cookie, slap.

1897
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,520
Speaker 4: Lords your eyebrows, slaps?

1898
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 3: What slaps about me?

1899
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 2: Have I?

1900
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 6: You don't have res?

1901
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:07,200
Speaker 2: What not?

1902
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,280
Speaker 3: Gatho it gatheros?

1903
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:13,000
Speaker 4: Looks like you're going to a gather gathering, oh gathering?

1904
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 3: What's no cap? Is that about the gatherer?

1905
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:21,200
Speaker 4: Is it? Well, it's about Jason? No cap?

1906
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 6: What does that mean?

1907
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:22,680
Speaker 3: No cap?

1908
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 6: I mean you're a loser. He's better with no cap.

1909
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,720
Speaker 4: Oh, he's better with you.

1910
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,519
Speaker 3: Look at someone you go no cap and apparently they look,

1911
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 3: I'll give.

1912
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 6: You the hot tip. You should keep that.

1913
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,559
Speaker 3: That is the exception to the rule.

1914
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:39,679
Speaker 6: It's hard to keep up with what the kids saying.

1915
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 3: Hey house this right thirteen twenty four ten.

1916
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 6: But even I want to know what are you kids saying?

1917
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,559
Speaker 3: What are your kids saying that you don't understand?

1918
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:49,000
Speaker 2: Crack a lacking.

1919
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 4: That's radical I reckon, we should bring some words back.

1920
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 8: I said, Brad the other day in a meeting, and

1921
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 8: you stopped and looked at me and went, did you

1922
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:58,320
Speaker 8: just say rat?

1923
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,679
Speaker 4: What about that guy? I said to him, Hi, what's

1924
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:05,200
Speaker 4: your as L? Which we used to do on messenger

1925
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,360
Speaker 4: age location? You had to say, I'm twenty seven a

1926
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:10,120
Speaker 4: female and he said, oh yeah, I've done my.

1927
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 2: A c L. What's your backy G? What's you what

1928
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,560
Speaker 2: backy J? What's that background?

1929
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,599
Speaker 3: What's your backy G? Seriously is that what people say? Clinton?

1930
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,479
Speaker 3: You got I'm going to this gather on the weekend.

1931
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:23,160
Speaker 3: What's your backy G?

1932
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:24,120
Speaker 2: That's right?

1933
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:30,600
Speaker 6: No, cap Bra. What are your kids saying Melbourne that

1934
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:31,639
Speaker 6: we don't understand?

1935
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look at the phone lines at That

1936
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:35,680
Speaker 3: song is.

1937
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:43,480
Speaker 6: Riz It's not nos charisma.

1938
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:46,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's the week have Melbourne charisma?

1939
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 6: J Lauren?

1940
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:49,120
Speaker 3: That song is Rizzy.

1941
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,800
Speaker 4: So just for a peek behind the curtains, we are

1942
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 4: talking about what are the words the kids are saying

1943
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:56,439
Speaker 4: that we don't really understand?

1944
01:24:56,479 --> 01:24:57,559
Speaker 6: And is one of them?

1945
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,760
Speaker 3: T Lauren? Sorry you're a no Well I said that.

1946
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,559
Speaker 4: I said, Hello Melbourne, welcome back to No One. Sorry

1947
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 4: you've done all that I did the housekeeping, sorry, because

1948
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,720
Speaker 4: you were too busy trying to go back to your

1949
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:08,559
Speaker 4: youth and tea.

1950
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:09,519
Speaker 2: So tea.

1951
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,559
Speaker 4: Jason's some keep saying to him when they're in an argument, tea,

1952
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,960
Speaker 4: which means time out, Dad, time out. I wouldn't cope

1953
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 4: with that. If I was having far with Paul and

1954
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 4: he put his hands up like a basketball referee and went, tea,

1955
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 4: you chop those arms straight off, I wouldn't have arms anymore.

1956
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:27,000
Speaker 3: No, t You'd be like, can't You're not doing the arms?

1957
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 6: Makes no sense.

1958
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,680
Speaker 4: Monique from Somerville, Good morning. Do your daughter does she

1959
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,719
Speaker 4: say something that we're not going to understand?

1960
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1961
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 14: I think so.

1962
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 18: So she came home from school camp and she was

1963
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,000
Speaker 18: going billion miles an hour, year seven, and she started

1964
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,280
Speaker 18: talking about how mortified she was that friends of hers

1965
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:45,600
Speaker 18: were trying to ship her, trying to ship.

1966
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:50,439
Speaker 3: Her ship ship ship her, okay, yeah, which means.

1967
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:55,520
Speaker 10: Putting her in a relationship with someone else, a relationship

1968
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,160
Speaker 10: miles an hour and he's trying to ship and their

1969
01:25:58,160 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 10: ships together, and I was like, trying to be cool,

1970
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 10: what are.

1971
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:07,000
Speaker 4: You talking about? Love also ship? So if someone says

1972
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 4: are you single or go and arm shipped.

1973
01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 20: Someone will ship you with someone like you're.

1974
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 4: Trying to pair someone out, like Clint single ship him?

1975
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,679
Speaker 4: Should we ship him with Monique?

1976
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a firm note. It's like maybe a different.

1977
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:28,240
Speaker 6: Monique, but not necessarily his example, Monique, Manique, thanks.

1978
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:30,600
Speaker 3: Call, let's go to you know what? I love that.

1979
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,680
Speaker 3: Monique was like, I'm trying to be cool back, but

1980
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,160
Speaker 3: that's it.

1981
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 6: You don't want to say dull.

1982
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means, because that's admitting defeating

1983
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,320
Speaker 4: exactly exactly.

1984
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,479
Speaker 2: Chat to Maddie, Maddie, good morning, are you busting?

1985
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, what morning?

1986
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 4: What's busting? What's busting?

1987
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,120
Speaker 3: What's busting? Good?

1988
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 22: I don't know what busting is, but I do.

1989
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:48,760
Speaker 7: Know what chat is.

1990
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:50,519
Speaker 18: Chat chat?

1991
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:53,400
Speaker 6: Okay, put it in a sentence for it.

1992
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,880
Speaker 18: They go, you know, I was you know, I was

1993
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,320
Speaker 18: walking down the street and I saw this this bloke and.

1994
01:26:59,400 --> 01:26:59,920
Speaker 2: He was chat.

1995
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 6: Oh what does that mean?

1996
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:05,280
Speaker 22: Well, it's like disgusting, you know, oh chat?

1997
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1998
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:09,080
Speaker 10: And I mean I'm only twenty nine and I don't

1999
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 10: understand someone's a bit.

2000
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:11,840
Speaker 7: Dirty and gross.

2001
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:14,320
Speaker 6: Who say oh they're a bit chat? Bit chat? You

2002
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:14,920
Speaker 6: know what it means?

2003
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:18,479
Speaker 3: Heard may be called chat before that makes sense?

2004
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, Oh they're a bit chat a bit rank.

2005
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,080
Speaker 3: Oh locked in? Can I Kelly in Geelong?

2006
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:28,719
Speaker 4: Hello, Kelly?

2007
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,200
Speaker 6: What are the kids saying that we don't know?

2008
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,040
Speaker 4: Wow?

2009
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,200
Speaker 18: The last lady just said it.

2010
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:33,919
Speaker 19: But my kids actually say bust.

2011
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,240
Speaker 4: And bustin', bust and bustin', so what does it mean?

2012
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,599
Speaker 20: So whenever they are eating dinner, they're like, well, mom,

2013
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,720
Speaker 20: this is bust and busting, so like it means it's

2014
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:42,240
Speaker 20: really good.

2015
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,680
Speaker 3: Why don't they just say really good, delicious?

2016
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,200
Speaker 20: Yeah? Kids these days?

2017
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 4: But I wonder I want the origin of these things,

2018
01:27:49,439 --> 01:27:51,599
Speaker 4: Like some makes sense, like Reez is charisma.

2019
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:52,680
Speaker 6: I wonder what bustin is?

2020
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,599
Speaker 8: What do I feel like we're broadcasting from a nursing

2021
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,920
Speaker 8: home this morning? I feel like we're all ninety just

2022
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,280
Speaker 8: even hearing Kelly you.

2023
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 3: Go these these days.

2024
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:06,559
Speaker 4: To say that's us now? Oh my god, Steph Patterson Lakes,

2025
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,560
Speaker 4: good morning. What are the kids saying that we don't know?

2026
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:09,559
Speaker 9: Oh?

2027
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:12,720
Speaker 12: My son goes, Mum, I'm going a s K I

2028
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:13,719
Speaker 12: s k Okay.

2029
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:16,160
Speaker 4: Wait, let's try a s A s K or a

2030
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:22,960
Speaker 4: f K for fred a s K. I'm going I'm okfc, No,

2031
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:25,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask for cash.

2032
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 3: Ask nap, A f K.

2033
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:28,160
Speaker 13: What is it?

2034
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 12: He's away from keyboard, no screen time, Yeah and no,

2035
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:38,040
Speaker 12: he's online and he's talking his mates. He goes, hey,

2036
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:40,880
Speaker 12: hang on, I'm going I f K and he runs

2037
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:42,519
Speaker 12: to the bathroom or runs to get something.

2038
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 4: Neat, I'm off the keyboard for a minute.

2039
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:46,360
Speaker 2: I s K.

2040
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:49,000
Speaker 3: No, that's chat.

2041
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,320
Speaker 4: I f k A f K.

2042
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 2: We've got a long way to go.

2043
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 4: Chat again.

2044
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:54,439
Speaker 13: Chat.

2045
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,200
Speaker 3: That's rank. You know what that's next time? Steph, you

2046
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:04,400
Speaker 3: say that's chat, all right? Brat, don't check it. Brakuzzy Cap?

2047
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,760
Speaker 3: What's that? What's guzzy catkuzzy cat? He keeps saying the

2048
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,640
Speaker 3: same thing. I don't know.

2049
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:11,840
Speaker 2: You're lying, really, Kizzy Cap?

2050
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 3: Who taught you this?

2051
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:20,840
Speaker 2: I'm on the teenage dictionary, Kizzy Cat.

2052
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,559
Speaker 3: I've never heard you sound more cool in the sentence.

2053
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:26,160
Speaker 6: This is no teenage dictionary.

2054
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:28,920
Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. Sorry,

2055
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:30,559
Speaker 3: losses on the phone. She's just looking for clout.

2056
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 4: One of my friends just text me because we've been

2057
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:39,839
Speaker 4: talking about words that kids are saying, or like teenagers

2058
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,920
Speaker 4: that we don't understand. And she said, my daughter said

2059
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,680
Speaker 4: he's just looking for clout. She just rolled with it

2060
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,240
Speaker 4: and then shout to Google. What does it mean when

2061
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:51,559
Speaker 4: someone's looking for clout? It means they want their influence

2062
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 4: to be felt and respected. I'm looking for cloud, guys.

2063
01:29:55,479 --> 01:29:58,160
Speaker 4: I want to be able to change things with personal presence.

2064
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair, I'm looking to get out of here. Hey tomorrow,

2065
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:02,920
Speaker 3: do you want to do?

2066
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 6: You want cloud?

2067
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:04,599
Speaker 3: Yeah? I want cloud.

2068
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,240
Speaker 8: Hey guys, tomorrow is going to be a very special day.

2069
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,360
Speaker 8: Quick reminder Mother's Day this weekend. Make sure you go

2070
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:11,800
Speaker 8: and treat mum. We are going to do just that.

2071
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,880
Speaker 8: We're going to treat a bunch of single mums here

2072
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,760
Speaker 8: in Melbourne. We are heading off to Strato Melbourne, three

2073
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:19,479
Speaker 8: hundred and sixty degree views stretching over the city and

2074
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:22,000
Speaker 8: the bay one hundred and forty meters above the ground.

2075
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,760
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, you can book your Mother's Day lunch

2076
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:25,839
Speaker 8: at Strato Melbourne.

2077
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:26,519
Speaker 6: What do we can wear?

2078
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:26,840
Speaker 4: Guys?

2079
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:28,240
Speaker 3: I know, but I said a reminder to pick up

2080
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:29,200
Speaker 3: my dry cleaning today.

2081
01:30:29,439 --> 01:30:29,920
Speaker 2: What about the.

2082
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:30,760
Speaker 3: Entertainment as well?

2083
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:32,879
Speaker 6: Kim Campbell and Anthony Koleira coming.

2084
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,880
Speaker 3: Moms, froth Elton and George.

2085
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,479
Speaker 6: My mum is so in love with Anthony Kleaire.

2086
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:42,240
Speaker 23: It's embarrassing going to go a nice college shirt. Oh yeah,

2087
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,400
Speaker 23: it's Friday. Nice Are you telling us the other day

2088
01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:48,560
Speaker 23: you you ran out of prene was the preens?

2089
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 3: The whole bottle of prem I want shirt no, no,

2090
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:52,799
Speaker 3: all my black shirts.

2091
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 2: I igno all the black ones, just Tomato saucers.

2092
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 4: Is't is pren stain remover?

2093
01:30:58,640 --> 01:30:59,519
Speaker 6: Is that what makes your shirts?

2094
01:30:59,600 --> 01:30:59,880
Speaker 2: Chrisma?

2095
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:03,280
Speaker 3: That's crisp? Oh yeah, I think it's.

2096
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 4: Thank you for being all right?

2097
01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:09,800
Speaker 2: That is it.

2098
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:13,679
Speaker 3: We are getting out of here. Enough from us. Mel

2099
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:14,960
Speaker 3: is in next.

2100
01:31:15,439 --> 01:31:17,040
Speaker 4: I have loved today. Sure I don't want it to end.

2101
01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:19,960
Speaker 4: I've laughed so much this morning. You two have been

2102
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:21,400
Speaker 4: funny today.

2103
01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:26,160
Speaker 8: She's very out of Yeah, tomorrow night, sorry, not tomorrow night.

2104
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:30,720
Speaker 8: Tonight the blows in the day. Surely we'll get it.

2105
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:31,880
Speaker 8: We'll get ninety there.

2106
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:33,559
Speaker 6: Tonight's Thursday.

2107
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:34,920
Speaker 2: Get about seventy, I reckon.

2108
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:38,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of people, a lot of people.

2109
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:40,360
Speaker 3: If you're heading a long feel free to grab us

2110
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 3: some jam donuts. Good luck to the days tonight. We

2111
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,639
Speaker 3: will see you tomorrow, Bye bye.

2112
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:45,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

2113
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 16: Okay, Lauren, wake up feeling good?

2114
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 4: I know hundred Jason Lauren bo On socials MHM,