Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Hello and welcome to
Speaker 1: the Christy Swan Show. No matter what sort of day
Speaker 1: you're having today, this is the best day ever. I'm
Speaker 1: very happy for you. But nothing beats the day that
Speaker 1: a woman from Elizabeth Hills is having after taking out
Speaker 1: the full one one hundred million dollar prize on the lot.
Speaker 1: Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: I cannot one winner. I love this. I love that.
Speaker 3: One person gets to say I have won one hundred
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 2: One one hundred million And was she a part of
Speaker 2: a syndicate Swani or just her?
Speaker 1: It was just her? I mean really, it's a miracle.
Speaker 1: And I'm doing the Sydney Breakfast Show at the moment.
Speaker 1: And we spoke to the woman from the lot from
Speaker 1: the Tatsto place that had to call her. A little
Speaker 1: alert went off when all the numbers came up, going yeah,
Speaker 1: there is one winner and this is her name and
Speaker 1: this is where she lives. And the woman from the
Speaker 1: Tatsoto place called her and said, look, got to verify
Speaker 1: your identity. She's like, what, angry of course, as you
Speaker 1: would be a scam call yeah. And then when she
Speaker 1: was told I think the words the woman used were, well,
Speaker 1: I'm delighted to tell you that you are the single winner,
Speaker 1: solo winner of one hundred million dollars. And of course
Speaker 1: the woman was just like, how do I know that
Speaker 1: this is not a joke, it's not a scam. What's
Speaker 1: going on? They worked it out. She's got a hundred
Speaker 1: million bucks.
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean much like you today, Saarny. That woman
Speaker 3: is going to be serving some looks for the rest
Speaker 3: of her lifetime. Would you do I'd just go shopping,
Speaker 3: I think the first day, Like if you just knew
Speaker 3: that money was coming, even if you haven't got it yet,
Speaker 3: whack it on the credit card.
Speaker 2: Just spend up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and did you know that it comes in one go.
Speaker 1: In about two weeks, that woman's bank gets one hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations to that lady. We love to do that.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Hey, next, we're going to be doing Mystic Chrissy thirteenth
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. I have been polishing up my ball.
Speaker 4: Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 2: Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 4: Kelly so funny.
Speaker 1: Hey we're laughing now, but things are about to get
Speaker 1: super mystical. Kel, All right, let's do it. I can
Speaker 1: see the color pink around you, very strong pink. Do
Speaker 1: you like pink?
Speaker 5: I don't mind kink, I don't love.
Speaker 1: Are we talking about the artist or the color?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Interesting? I was thinking the color, but the art is yes.
Speaker 6: I do like her a lot as well.
Speaker 1: You want an electric car? You want one? Oh, you've
Speaker 1: got one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Because he was a nineteen seventy Volkswagen Beetle.
Speaker 3: That's my dream car.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm bad for the environment. I know. My sister
Speaker 1: drove one of them and they were It was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: And I tell you what, the heat that came out
Speaker 1: of that thing come straight off. Didn't have a heating system,
Speaker 1: so in winter you just opened up a vent and
Speaker 1: the heat came from the engine.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're amazing car too, amazing.
Speaker 2: What colored beetle would you have? Kel? If you got
Speaker 2: to have?
Speaker 1: You did have a pale blue one.
Speaker 5: I had a pole of white, pole, a specific name,
Speaker 5: pole of white. I miss it every day.
Speaker 1: Go and get yourself onone. They're about four dollars fifty.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Right, I've written lotto and then I'll get myself.
Speaker 1: What about that woman that won a hundred million bucks?
Speaker 1: What would you do with that? You get yourself? You
Speaker 1: sketch yourself a v W.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, what else would I do with it? That's
Speaker 5: the question.
Speaker 1: When you were growing up, Kel, you really loved that
Speaker 1: drink tang.
Speaker 3: There was a.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of tang.
Speaker 1: I just really I just brokeang tang. It was like
Speaker 1: a sugar, It's like an orange cordial. But you made
Speaker 1: it out of a pe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: You see the word plucky. You've either got you're rather
Speaker 1: very brave, or you like chickens, or you've got a
Speaker 1: fear of birds.
Speaker 5: No, I love chickens.
Speaker 4: I used to have a couple of chickens.
Speaker 1: So what it is you've got chooks? I wrote that
Speaker 1: down plucky. You've got chooks, had chooks?
Speaker 3: I love chicken.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've to bringing that down. Pets.
Speaker 2: Did you say they're a fabulous pet? That's a lie.
Speaker 2: All they're good for.
Speaker 3: But all they're good for is laying eggs. It's not
Speaker 3: like you play with them or anything.
Speaker 5: No, No, you're wrong. Jack you're wrong.
Speaker 6: They do you call their name milk? I'm running see
Speaker 6: you for a playing a caddle.
Speaker 1: They wrong? Amazing, Hey, which of your parents liked their
Speaker 1: hot beverages with that fake sugar? Equal?
Speaker 5: I know either?
Speaker 2: What did your parents? What did they like to drink?
Speaker 5: Hel Well, my dad prefers instant coffee with three sugars
Speaker 5: over like through coffee, which is just repulsive.
Speaker 6: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: I tell you what. He loves church. He loves the church.
Speaker 1: He's a church going man. And you was one of them.
Speaker 1: I've written down church. You was one of your parents already.
Speaker 2: One last hit, mister Chrissy, one last.
Speaker 1: You were not a planned baby. Your parents went all
Speaker 1: Kels on her way.
Speaker 6: I think that's my brother.
Speaker 2: Was Kell.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, thanks for playing with us today. You have one
Speaker 3: yourself vip specs save is voucher for one pair of
Speaker 3: glasses or sunglasses and two hundred and fifty bucks cash.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: You've made my year.
Speaker 1: Actually, you're a joy. Call call anytime. I have a
Speaker 1: great week. The Crispiest One show and a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know, get to February and they've made their news resolutions,
Speaker 1: and now is the time that you start to fall
Speaker 1: off the wagon. Yes, in more ways than one. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people have given up booze on January first. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: have gone My intention for the year is self care,
Speaker 1: and that's what I want to talk about. Even though
Speaker 1: self care is sort of a cringey term. I think
Speaker 1: what we've got to do is every time we hear
Speaker 1: self care, we've got to rename it in our minds.
Speaker 2: What do we call it?
Speaker 1: Happiness?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: What makes me happy?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 1: What makes me happy? That's what self care is. How
Speaker 1: do I get that little bit of happiness? And that
Speaker 1: is very different every person. What makes you happy? I reckon,
Speaker 1: you're so self care isn't massages and getting your nails
Speaker 1: done and stuff? Not for me anyway, it might be
Speaker 1: for somebody else. Yes, that's not for me. It's something
Speaker 1: very different, and for you would be like a clean house, Yes.
Speaker 2: Very much so.
Speaker 1: That is your self care.
Speaker 2: Lighting a candle and watching a trashy reality.
Speaker 1: Show that makes you happy. You get on a little
Speaker 1: thing of happiness. And I reckon, if that has been
Speaker 1: your news resolution and you've got Favruary and you're like,
Speaker 1: hang on, I'm not happy, And I also haven't had
Speaker 1: my nails done. I haven't had a massage, which is
Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do. Just spend five minutes today,
Speaker 1: ten minutes today going actually what makes me happy? You
Speaker 1: might be surprised. Okay, this is my self care.
Speaker 2: Is that butter?
Speaker 1: It's butter?
Speaker 2: Is it French? Because remember you were talking to me
Speaker 2: about a French butter last week?
Speaker 1: It's Italian?
Speaker 2: Ok.
Speaker 1: I will not open that. I will not open it.
Speaker 1: I will not eat it.
Speaker 2: Rub it on yourself.
Speaker 1: No, I will have I will place it facing outwards
Speaker 1: in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that looks shape.
Speaker 1: And every time I open it, I feel, guess what,
Speaker 1: happy happiness?
Speaker 2: But don't you want to enjoy the butter? We're you
Speaker 2: just happy to look at it.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed butter. I love Western Star. But there's something.
Speaker 2: About the knowing that that is going to face you and.
Speaker 1: I can eat it when I need, Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I just love that. And the purchasing
Speaker 1: of it, I felt I loved myself.
Speaker 2: I get that when you buy like a slightly boogie item.
Speaker 1: I also thought this is not many people would consider
Speaker 1: three tins of autis tuna in olive oil to be
Speaker 1: self care. But it is.
Speaker 2: Well, I've not tried that tuna. Is it nice?
Speaker 1: Is it? It is?
Speaker 2: But look at the packagtage is unbelievable, red green, yellow.
Speaker 1: So in the fridge where there's all boring crap kids stuff,
Speaker 1: boring as heck, ugly, I have this beautiful butter and
Speaker 1: reminds me that I'm human being and I have this
Speaker 1: in the pantry.
Speaker 2: I mean, so beautiful. It is stunning.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. That's my self care. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to finish.
Speaker 2: Send that to Sarah Arbo because she'd likes spogan tuna,
Speaker 2: doesn't she?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I mean it really changed my opinion. Who
Speaker 1: would tune with a flavor built in me? Because she
Speaker 1: was classier than that. I thought you were classier than that.
Speaker 1: And these as well, By the way, these are all
Speaker 1: from coals of wool.
Speaker 2: They look like breasting plants in a jar.
Speaker 1: They do, which is what I need with the sagular
Speaker 1: little teeths at the moment. No, it's called they're peaches
Speaker 1: in syrup, and there's just three perfect peaches. And it's
Speaker 1: just pleasing to me. I love looking at that. Isn't
Speaker 1: it beautiful?
Speaker 3: It's stunning, It's it's gorgeous. I thought you were buying
Speaker 3: them in honor of Justin Bieber because he looks like
Speaker 3: he could do some fruit.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, welfare check on Justin Bieber? Is he okay?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think he is. I think there's a whole
Speaker 1: p Diddy situation. Anyway, we digress.
Speaker 2: Wait, hey, a pead situation with bebes.
Speaker 1: Didn't you know this?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you mean like as in the connection. I
Speaker 3: thought you mean he'd been doing some Diddy behavior. Oh no, absolutely,
Speaker 3: I think the Diddy stuffs really got him down.
Speaker 1: There is some very serious stuff going on, and what
Speaker 1: he needs is to open his pantry and see three
Speaker 1: juicy peaches and three cans of autist tuna. He will will,
Speaker 1: he won't believe it. But anyway, that's my community service
Speaker 1: announcement self care. A lot of people don't think of
Speaker 1: these things for self care, but if they work for you, buddy,
Speaker 1: do the duets. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: School is back. Let's talk lunch shorders, whether it's.
Speaker 2: A school lunchbox or your workday lunch.
Speaker 4: The Biggest Delight high fiber lo Gi white blockloads has
Speaker 4: the Tasty Love with added benefits Chrissy and Jack's lunch shorder.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you've got a white high fiber low
Speaker 1: GI blockloath sliced for toast hmmm in your freezer, you
Speaker 1: are set for the week, Sangwige Wise, I.
Speaker 3: Mean you set for an apocalypse. Really, what can't you
Speaker 3: make with that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 5: Hello Olivia, Hi Chrissy, how are you going?
Speaker 1: Good mate? What is your favorite thing from Baker's Delight?
Speaker 1: You can only have one.
Speaker 5: It's got to be the veg might scroll.
Speaker 1: Giddy. They invented that, you know.
Speaker 5: I know they go through in our household.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a b D original, right a trademark?
Speaker 2: Does that mean no one else can make it?
Speaker 1: I believe that the name is cheesy might scroll? Is
Speaker 1: is there on your bakers? Of course I could have
Speaker 1: made all that up. I've got three items from the
Speaker 1: Baker's Delight menu in front of me, Olivia. I'm going
Speaker 1: to hold them up to you, Jack, because you're going
Speaker 1: to guess as well. I've ordered them in order of love,
Speaker 1: from one to three. And it's very difficult because on
Speaker 1: today's plate we have the dates scone. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: vegamite scroll I'm a mini size. I like a mini size,
Speaker 1: and I'll have two instead of one of the full size.
Speaker 1: But that's just me. This this is a mini scroll
Speaker 1: and a new wish item menu and my son's favorite,
Speaker 1: the ham and cheese Danish.
Speaker 3: I'm not a cross said ham and cheese Danish, but man,
Speaker 3: it smells unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Have a good look at it. It is just the
Speaker 1: right amount of ham and cheese.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're in Paris.
Speaker 1: Very good, all right, now I've ordered them. I'm about
Speaker 1: to put them in order from one to three.
Speaker 3: And Olivia, you need to guess which order Chrissy has
Speaker 3: put these beautiful Baker's to Light products in. If you
Speaker 3: get one correct, it's two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 3: If you get two correct, it's five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 3: But if you nail that lineup, you will win one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 2: Do you get it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: My, I got it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to lead the witness here, but number
Speaker 1: one is obvious. Number two isn't as obvious.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what do you think is in at number one?
Speaker 5: Olivia, I'm thinking you can't go past the vege.
Speaker 4: You might scroll spot.
Speaker 1: On number one spot on cash number one? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What comes second?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 6: What date?
Speaker 1: A date was gone? Or the ham and cheese Danish?
Speaker 6: I'm going to go the date's gone?
Speaker 1: Yes, you've got a rise.
Speaker 2: So what's in at number three? Live?
Speaker 6: The Danish?
Speaker 1: Three for three? Olivia? That is a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: I don't work?
Speaker 1: Can you hear?
Speaker 2: Everyone is so?
Speaker 1: How fun is that game? I love it?
Speaker 2: Sick, I love but even more now.
Speaker 1: Now, Olivia, have you ever tried the dates gone?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You must will? Yeah, you must? It is a surprise hit.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Leave? What do you do for work? I want
Speaker 3: to imagine you at work? Congratulations Live. If you would
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Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show. Let's go click in.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's Click.
Speaker 1: I love Vogue editor and a winter famous really more
Speaker 1: for her glasses than her ascetic than anything else. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'd never I don't buy Vogue. I don't look at Vogue.
Speaker 1: I've got no idea what she's done for Vogue, but
Speaker 1: I know what she looks like, and I know we
Speaker 1: never ever see without those glasses.
Speaker 3: I think she could walk past us in the street
Speaker 3: without the glasses and we wouldn't clock who she was.
Speaker 1: That's why that sort of thing is very, very smart,
Speaker 1: do I reckon? She's just like incognito all the time.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 1: She has taken her glasses off though. For the King
Speaker 1: of England, King Charles. She was at a ceremony. He
Speaker 1: was awarding her for her extraordinary contribution to fashion, and
Speaker 1: she looked him right in the eyes, raw dogged him
Speaker 1: in the eyes, no glasses at all. And she looks
Speaker 1: so proud and delighted, doesn't she. She's in a magical
Speaker 1: check suit, like a tweed suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks royal herself swany.
Speaker 1: There it does, and she just looks so happy.
Speaker 2: I love Anna Winter.
Speaker 1: It must mean so much to an English woman of
Speaker 1: a certain age.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: The royal family, you know, really, up until the last
Speaker 1: twenty years has been untouchable.
Speaker 3: In the UK, absolutely, and I think just someone like
Speaker 3: Anna the last twenty years wouldn't have registered.
Speaker 2: They are still wrecked top tier.
Speaker 1: That's right. She looks thrilled with herself.
Speaker 2: I don't think we will ever see her smile like
Speaker 2: that again.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. It reminds me though, you
Speaker 1: know when someone you know you've always known, when the
Speaker 1: beard shaves it off and it's like your eyes can't compute,
Speaker 1: or a mustache, that's what it is. I'm like going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I think what you look like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I obviously.
Speaker 2: Don't, mate.
Speaker 3: That's why I haven't shaved my beard to the skin
Speaker 3: for five years, because it completely removes my jawline, does it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You'll never see me without this?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? I've only just noticed that you've
Speaker 1: had a beer, that you've got a beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've never not had one.
Speaker 1: Do you have a beard? Tom? I don't even see
Speaker 1: things when I can grow one. Why is it fair
Speaker 1: that I can grow a beard and you can't. I'm
Speaker 1: the same fair. Speaking of fashion, let's move on to
Speaker 1: one of our favorite Well, I'm going to say my
Speaker 1: favorite big American public celebrity event, the met Gala. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is so interesting to me. It's real creative superstars
Speaker 1: being real creative superstars with the with this dress code.
Speaker 1: It's like a fancy dress party on drugs.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: We spoke about the theme last year. We didn't really
Speaker 1: understand what it was it was like tailored something we
Speaker 1: couldn't understand it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they announced the theme for the exhibitions when it
Speaker 3: was super fine tailoring black style.
Speaker 2: It's like what, like what.
Speaker 1: So that is the exhibition title? When people come to
Speaker 1: the big party, their dress code is tailored.
Speaker 2: For you that I can understand.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. And pedestrians given a little little grab
Speaker 1: bag of what we can expect, and it's fully unisex, androgynists,
Speaker 1: women wearing man ish stuff, men wearing feminine suit, slightly
Speaker 1: feminine stuff, not like a dress, but just feminine touches.
Speaker 3: I think we'll see a lot of pin stripes and
Speaker 3: someone that has been named as a host. Do you
Speaker 3: know how they have host Swani? Yes, so like last
Speaker 3: year there was a Hemsworth. I think Elsa, Chris's wife
Speaker 3: was one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And they're not hosts in the traditional way. They
Speaker 1: are sort of ambassadors correct. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think they have to really do much. No
Speaker 2: one of them. This year.
Speaker 3: We've got Pharrell Williams who is the creative director at
Speaker 3: the Uiverton asap, Rocky f One Icon, Lewis Hamil. But
Speaker 3: someone that's in there is Doci. Oh yes, it's on
Speaker 3: the committee.
Speaker 1: I only just got introduced to DOCI yesterday.
Speaker 3: She's unbelievable and I feel like super fine. What is
Speaker 3: it tailored for you?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: I feel like that is how Doughchi dresses anyway. It's
Speaker 3: like pin stripes with the men's tie.
Speaker 1: A white shirt certainly wrapping that. Look at the Grammy
Speaker 1: carpet one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: So I can't wait to see what she We'm excited
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: When is it? When is how long do we have
Speaker 1: to wait?
Speaker 3: So it is Monday May five over in the States,
Speaker 3: so it'll be Tuesday sort of May six for us.
Speaker 1: So long to wait too, I guess. Oh, hey, three o'clock.
Speaker 1: Good to see you, Good to see you Jack, and
Speaker 1: good to see me. Because today is my four year
Speaker 1: anniversary of giving up booze of any kind.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: We know four years. It's sort of flown.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it almost feels longer.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I think it feels sort of. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Fifth of fab is the day. Of course,
Speaker 1: I did try to do it on the first feb
Speaker 1: of that year. Isn't there like a there's like a fadfast? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went right. That's it good an excuses any and
Speaker 1: I lasted four days and then I fell off the
Speaker 1: wagon and I went back on it on the fifth
Speaker 1: of feb and it's stuck.
Speaker 2: Which is wonderful, amazing.
Speaker 1: And the reason I have been reminded about this is
Speaker 1: because I was sent some gorgeous hand washed Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know it's magnificent.
Speaker 2: That grave packaging is everything.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It is a local company and here it is, Chrissy.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give to you a fabulous Australian made
Speaker 1: hand wash to have in your home for everyone. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. The timing of this is significant for me.
Speaker 1: This past weekend was my third anniversary of being alcohol free,
Speaker 1: and I attribute this to listening to you talk about
Speaker 1: your journey. So she is one year behind me. She
Speaker 1: thought about it three years. She must have been watching
Speaker 1: me going And now look at her mate. Magical products.
Speaker 1: They're called Danu and good news for you. There's a
Speaker 1: set in here for Jack. I know he likes the
Speaker 1: finer things.
Speaker 2: They look chic, So there you go.
Speaker 1: You don't need to use stunted aesop like I do,
Speaker 1: or like pay you know that that amount of money.
Speaker 1: They smell gorgeous. That is for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Swany, and thank you to this beautiful listener, Jamie.
Speaker 1: Maybe occasionally you can go without a drink in honor
Speaker 1: of both me.
Speaker 3: Well, look, Swanie, I'm going to go the other way
Speaker 3: and commit to doing your portion of drinking for another year.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Next Chrissy's Quisy.
Speaker 3: If you would like a brand new design of the
Speaker 3: Christy Swan Show, bumbag, jump on the line right now.
Speaker 3: And speaking of design, I do just quickly have to
Speaker 3: mention Swanny. It is like day three in a row
Speaker 3: of you serving an absolute look.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to serving looks Now. I go to the
Speaker 1: I go to the cupboard to put a tracksuit on,
Speaker 1: and I go I can't do that to Jack.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's give
Speaker 1: away this bum bag Chrissies quizzy Emma from Jim boom Ba. Jim,
Speaker 1: what a great name, Jim Bomber.
Speaker 2: Where the bloody hell is that, Emma?
Speaker 6: It's in Brisbane, like south of Brisbane.
Speaker 1: South of Brisy stunning on the way.
Speaker 2: How's Brezzy today?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little bit cloudy, but it's not too bad.
Speaker 1: It's bloody hot, isn't it bloody hot? This time a year.
Speaker 1: I was about to say what my grand used to
Speaker 1: call it, but I'd be canceled. Hello, Rachel, Hey guys, gosh,
Speaker 1: not as energetic as you. Good on you.
Speaker 2: The vibes are high, rag, We love.
Speaker 1: It absolutely they are you a Sagittarius? Rach?
Speaker 2: Now I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 1: Apricorn cloves the one after you and me both, Rach,
Speaker 1: All right, let's get cracking. One of you is going
Speaker 1: to win a bum bag. Don't at me. I was
Speaker 1: joking about the US. Question number one, Names of your buzzes?
Speaker 1: Who did Vogue editor and a win tour take her
Speaker 1: famous glasses off? Four?
Speaker 5: Emma Emma King Charles?
Speaker 1: Correct, I still say Prince Charles. He's always going to
Speaker 1: be Prince Charles to me.
Speaker 2: Kings finally settled, settled in Still the Prince, the Prince Prince.
Speaker 2: Wonder we are so in sync it's scary.
Speaker 1: I just saw them. They look like a disfigured cow's
Speaker 1: Question number two. Audible is a platform that offers hot Rachel? Yes, Rachel,
Speaker 1: you're able to listen to books. Correct? Books podcasts, The
Speaker 1: Whole Dealer. My beautiful friend Claire boat It. She's the
Speaker 1: face of I love her.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Have you seen her lately?
Speaker 1: Yes? I have. She's the one person that I've managed
Speaker 1: to see as possible alraighty.
Speaker 2: Question number three, it is one point each.
Speaker 1: Nine years ago today, the Chain Smokers released this with
Speaker 1: DAYA great song.
Speaker 2: To you, A really good dance you could.
Speaker 1: It's always my favorite one. Do you know who who?
Speaker 2: The name of it?
Speaker 1: The name of it? Emma, Yes, Emma, don't let me down? Correct?
Speaker 1: Is that the first time you've ever heard that song? Emma?
Speaker 5: No, I remember it now.
Speaker 2: We used to really enjoy it here at Nova and
Speaker 2: that's not I did it over. I loved but never
Speaker 2: introduced me to that.
Speaker 1: Yes. Sometimes when they get hyper fixated on something, it's
Speaker 1: great because it also matches my hyper fixation totally.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: That is two points to MS, twenty one point to Rach.
Speaker 3: Question number four is for the win.
Speaker 1: M what is the study of mind and behavior called?
Speaker 2: Rachel?
Speaker 4: Just?
Speaker 2: I am gonna go like you are?
Speaker 1: Correct that, stevens Now, that's even Stephens.
Speaker 2: Question number five is for the win.
Speaker 3: Can I just say you two have both been fantastic,
Speaker 3: our best quizzy calls of this year.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: What is the name of the father of Miley Cyrus
Speaker 1: are a Semma?
Speaker 3: Billy?
Speaker 1: It is Billy Ray Ciris. Listen, because you two have
Speaker 1: been so amazing. I'm going to send you a bum
Speaker 1: bag each and in each of the bum bags.
Speaker 2: We are going to put in.
Speaker 1: A Baker's Delight voucher. I believe, Yes, we are done
Speaker 1: and just community service announcement. If there's not a date
Speaker 1: scorn in your little paper bag when you leave that place,
Speaker 1: then you did to me.
Speaker 2: Have a beautiful day, ladies, the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show. You're listening it to The Christy Swan
Speaker 1: Show on No thanks to Baker's Delight. Baker's featuring very
Speaker 1: heavily at my house at the moment because a school's
Speaker 1: back and b I have three kids, and you know what,
Speaker 1: I've made a rod for my own back. I have
Speaker 1: not taught them how to clean up after themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't. Just you've got to teach them absolutely everything,
Speaker 1: and I've missed that. I missed it. I've taught them
Speaker 1: a whole lot of other important things, like how to
Speaker 1: make an omelet, how to shop the wonderful cheese.
Speaker 2: But surely they can watch TikTok videos on how to clean.
Speaker 3: I'm always being served how to tidy and clean Marie
Speaker 3: Condo like videos.
Speaker 1: They didn't even I honestly don't think they even know
Speaker 1: that that's what happens. So I'm trying to teach them.
Speaker 2: As in, they don't know things get tidy and cleaned vite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see they don't. They don't know that's a thing.
Speaker 1: Like I literally every time something happens like the aforementioned omelet, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll come in ten minutes later and it's just the
Speaker 1: omelet's been eaten and someone's left the kitchen, and I
Speaker 1: have to go leo slash slash peg, come and have
Speaker 1: a look at this. And you can see here the eggshells, yeap,
Speaker 1: the bowl with the whisk. I'm thrilled that you're using
Speaker 1: all of that.
Speaker 3: But what happens now, Well they're like, well, looks like
Speaker 3: you best get to cleaning, mom.
Speaker 1: I know. And then I have to really bite my
Speaker 1: tongue and say, see this is what I mean when
Speaker 1: I say, and it's a recent concept. I understand. You
Speaker 1: got to clean up after yourself. So you've got to
Speaker 1: work out in your mind. Okay, do I clean as
Speaker 1: I'm making it? And why the sort of person that
Speaker 1: wants to leave that mess and enjoy my omelet and
Speaker 1: come back to it. You got to do something, But
Speaker 1: you got to do something. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Nah, They're like, we wait for mom to clean it up.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I left the house on Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm filling in on the Sydney Breakfast Show. Fits you
Speaker 1: whippup at the moment. So it's really, you know, how
Speaker 1: naturally disorganized I am to get anywhere, and I've taught
Speaker 1: myself how to do it, but you know, it takes
Speaker 1: a lot of planning. Anyway, I walked out of the
Speaker 1: house at five am on Monday or Tuesday. I can't
Speaker 1: even remember the day. Tuesday, it was yesterday, it was
Speaker 1: yesterday and no, no, I walked out on Monday. The
Speaker 1: house was spotless, the clean the cleaning had been done
Speaker 1: by me.
Speaker 2: It was spotless, ready for selling sunset cameras.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I could have sold.
Speaker 1: It's what I said to you. I could put it
Speaker 1: on the market. It looked so good and that is
Speaker 1: good for my brain. So I know that when I
Speaker 1: come home, it looks good and that's that. Then all
Speaker 1: my kids got sick whatever. By the time I came
Speaker 1: back on Monday afternoon, it looked like an army of
Speaker 1: raccoons had broken in. And I nearly.
Speaker 2: Wept when you walked in the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I nearly wept because I was so tired and
Speaker 1: I'd worked so hard to get it to look all
Speaker 1: right and it did not look all right. And I
Speaker 1: hadn't seen it. I've done nothing. I'dn't even been in
Speaker 1: the house. None of the mess was mine destroyed, so
Speaker 1: I was very upset. Anyway, I texted Leo yesterday they've
Speaker 1: all got ear infection, so it's just great. And I
Speaker 1: texted him and I said, just so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: going to read you the exact text, please, the exact text,
Speaker 1: because you did read it.
Speaker 3: To me in real time yesterday. And boy did I
Speaker 3: love it because I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know it was that funny because I meant.
Speaker 3: It, I know, but I just found it so funny
Speaker 3: because it was just so stern and savage, and I
Speaker 3: love it when you're like that.
Speaker 1: When I left yesterday morning, they were all still asleep,
Speaker 1: and I just quickly recorded what the kitchen looked like
Speaker 1: just went documented and it was disgusting because I hadn't
Speaker 1: cleaned it up, the mess that they'd made good. I thought,
Speaker 1: stuff it, I said, Leo, I'm telling you this once.
Speaker 1: If the house looks anything like this in Bracket's see
Speaker 1: video below. When I get home, I am going to
Speaker 1: a hotel. And I didn't even think that was funny,
Speaker 1: because Bloody meant it. And I could see myself walking
Speaker 1: down the path, walking in the door, looking around and
Speaker 1: just getting out my phone and going where's the nearest
Speaker 1: quest because I'm going there.
Speaker 3: I was secretly hoping last night you were going to
Speaker 3: send me a selfie from like the QT or something
Speaker 3: like and itthing's possible.
Speaker 1: I want to know loone here thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Give us a call. What is the most unhinged, out
Speaker 1: of control threat you have made to your children.
Speaker 3: You can be anonymous if you're embarrassed, or if child
Speaker 3: services might come after you.
Speaker 1: Hmuld never be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: But just for sharing it with us, we're going to
Speaker 3: give you a one hundred dollars voucher in the Roundhouse
Speaker 3: and you can buy yourself some beautiful cutlery.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you can eat off it alone in your
Speaker 1: hotel room. The chrissy swe so he just chuning in, welcome,
Speaker 1: take a seat, make your coffee. But you would have
Speaker 1: missed a text message that I sent to my sixteen
Speaker 1: year old son, who was at home ostensibly babysitting my
Speaker 1: youngest child, who is eleven.
Speaker 2: Good on your land.
Speaker 1: Look. I got home and they were alive, which is great.
Speaker 1: Your house wasn't My house, look was not. And I
Speaker 1: sort of knew that would be the case. So I
Speaker 1: made sure Leo had a copy of a video that
Speaker 1: I'd made of the house of the kitchen looking disgusting
Speaker 1: by his own fair hand, and I just said, Leo,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this once like the house looks anything
Speaker 1: like this. When I get home, I'm going to a hotel.
Speaker 1: And I bloody meant it, meant it. And it was
Speaker 1: a bonker's threat that I didn't have to follow through on.
Speaker 1: But I would have. Jack, I would have.
Speaker 2: I know you would.
Speaker 1: I was at the end of my tether.
Speaker 2: You were you were done. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: We are asking you, what's the most ridiculous threat you've
Speaker 3: made to your kid in the heat of the moment, Leoni,
Speaker 3: what was that?
Speaker 6: Oh Christia Jack?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 6: Look, we made up his name for Bertha, and we
Speaker 6: explained to our kids that she's from the Naughty Girl's
Speaker 6: Home and if I didn't improve their behavior, we were
Speaker 6: going to send them. And so on numerous occasions, we'd
Speaker 6: literally ripped the phone out and start pretending to dial
Speaker 6: and they right, we're ringing Birtha now, and they just
Speaker 6: like this a sterical girl.
Speaker 1: You know you did you ever have did you ever
Speaker 1: have a one sided conversation with Bertha? Like would just
Speaker 1: like Bertha, it's time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure we have. I haven't had to use
Speaker 6: it for quite a while because the kids are a
Speaker 6: little bit older, but yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: That reminds me. I've had one way conversations with Santa
Speaker 1: and it looks like this, like I've called and I've
Speaker 1: gone Santa and these little faces just looking at me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Satura, it's not but we're going to have
Speaker 1: to talk about what's you know, how many how many
Speaker 1: lumps of coal have you got? Because I'm going to
Speaker 1: need three three and maybe an orange and three twenty
Speaker 1: cent pieces and that's all they're getting for Christmas? And
Speaker 1: are you on the same page and these little faces
Speaker 1: going shaking. I mean, we do some mean stuff, but
Speaker 1: also we're pushed to our limit.
Speaker 2: We only that's a one hundred dollars out in the
Speaker 2: roundhouse for you.
Speaker 6: Oh thank you.
Speaker 2: Well Dad, let's go to Amy Swanny.
Speaker 1: What is the funniest, most unhinged threat you've ever given
Speaker 1: your kids?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't have kids myself yet, but I'm thinking
Speaker 5: of myself as a child, and I was a little
Speaker 5: bit of a.
Speaker 6: Cartwheel kid in the supermarket at Lolly Kid.
Speaker 5: So always asking Dad for lollies and cart will down
Speaker 5: the aisle.
Speaker 6: Bit of youngest child syndrome.
Speaker 5: So Dad would threaten to throw me into the charity
Speaker 5: bin if I was to play off.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: That is good because you would have gone on it.
Speaker 1: You can't do that, And then you would have looked
Speaker 1: the chain bin and gone, hang on, that is a
Speaker 1: big drawer I would fit in. Yeah, yes, it's quite
Speaker 1: the threat.
Speaker 2: Amy.
Speaker 3: We're going to send you a one hundred dollars voucher
Speaker 3: for in the roundhouse for that. Well done, and we're
Speaker 3: finished with you.
Speaker 1: Jilly, Hello, Jill, Hello, how are we all?
Speaker 2: What's the funniest threat you've made to the kids, Jill.
Speaker 5: So my threat to the kids was so I had
Speaker 5: three babies under three and a half, so it was
Speaker 5: pretty full on bath time. They would hop out and
Speaker 5: they would pick her, they would fight and all that
Speaker 5: sort of stuff. So to get them in order and
Speaker 5: get them dressed, I would always say, right, that's it,
Speaker 5: I'm going to jump in the bus. I'm going to
Speaker 5: get the empty the empty the bus, and it's going
Speaker 5: to take me all the way downstairs and down the
Speaker 5: plug hole. And then they didn't listen, So then I
Speaker 5: pulled the plug hole out, hit in the toilet, and
Speaker 5: then when it obviously got to the bottom of the
Speaker 5: bath and it made that really sucky noise, they would
Speaker 5: come running in like screaming and going, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: In the meantime, I've run downstairs and I'm underneath the
Speaker 5: bathroom and walk up and go see to job.
Speaker 1: Oh I got? Were you ever tempted to go?
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars in the round house is on its
Speaker 2: way to you, Jill.
Speaker 1: That's genius.
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Speaker 1: This is why we can't have nice things?
Speaker 2: I know what is?
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Speaker 1: But Sabcat Sabcats is about to release.
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Speaker 1: Valentine's has said to be released a deluxe edition of
Speaker 1: Short and Sweet, and it features a duet with Dolly Parton.
Speaker 1: I you Sabrina and Dolly on this song on this song?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Because Dolly Parton still sounds like Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3: I don't want to yuck your arm, Swan, but like
Speaker 3: I know, Dolly's amazing, but she's popping up everywhere.
Speaker 2: She needs to say no to all these collabs.
Speaker 3: No, she can't Beyonce, Miley now, Sabrina like enough Dolly.
Speaker 1: No, because all those artists love her that she's doing
Speaker 1: it for them. You can't say no to someone that
Speaker 1: loves you.
Speaker 3: You're right, she's not actively asking, to be honest, I
Speaker 3: just feel like she's just done enough.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean, you know where I'm coming from,
Speaker 2: what you.
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Speaker 1: at all of that list of people Beyonce has done,
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Speaker 1: going to be together? They're basically the same person decades apast, so.
Speaker 2: Similar, same hair, same Luke, same same.
Speaker 1: The whole thing. Drake has had his first show in
Speaker 1: Perth last night. Apparently it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable Swanny. He walked out to this song which is
Speaker 3: from Take Care. It's called over my dead body and
Speaker 3: he had a hoodie on with bullet holes in it.
Speaker 2: I just love this man so much.
Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe you're not going. I really can't.
Speaker 3: Well, the tickets were just so expensive. I was like, nah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to go, And then now I'm like,
Speaker 3: what have I done? The set list is amazing. It's
Speaker 3: got something for everyone on that set list, Like, I
Speaker 3: need to go.
Speaker 2: If anyone at Live Nation who's listening or.
Speaker 1: Nova, I would love you to go. Because also you've
Speaker 1: got a bit of a beef with him. He seems
Speaker 1: to be doing everything you love after you've done it.
Speaker 1: No boo, yeah, Maison batad, is he following you? Now?
Speaker 1: He's posted a picture of your very favorite drink that
Speaker 1: you introduced me to. You guy, never even heard of it,
Speaker 1: the Cocoa Bella chocolate version.
Speaker 3: Yes, of the chocolate version of the coconut Order. Now
Speaker 3: this has blown up over the last six months. Everyone
Speaker 3: on Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker 1: Is you knew it.
Speaker 2: I knew it first.
Speaker 3: Thanks shout out to my friend Effie Cat who introduced
Speaker 3: me to it. But like, you can't get that he's now.
Speaker 2: Posted that on Instagram. There is no way you sweanty r.
Speaker 1: I will be to get our hands, always checking it
Speaker 1: because my son loves it and he's like, can you
Speaker 1: please get some more of that stuff? I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Trying, Dolly, I'm trying shout out to everyone in Perth.
Speaker 3: And he's going to Drake tonight, He's got his second
Speaker 3: show there.
Speaker 2: I'm extremely jealous.
Speaker 1: Every time you play a song, I'm like, why didn't
Speaker 1: I go? I must be crazy.
Speaker 2: The second song he sings is this passion.
Speaker 3: If my mum Sarah McGill raises me, I'd love Drake.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Calling a woman who's not old
Speaker 1: enough to be your mum mum is not the way
Speaker 1: to get anything.
Speaker 2: Don't check us out.
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