WEBVTT - #53 | Ash Wicks 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.560 Yet mate up across. Yeah, live in the beach. I 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.680 was I was hoping for a schooner. Do you want one? 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:08.960 Yeah? 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.799 Okay, are rolling? 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.079 Yeah, that's right, we'll feel, we'll feel. You're going to 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:18.040 drink will keep will cup the fire slave. Yeah, man, 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.160 you just do what you're told. There ain't no hr. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:22.480 In this building. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:26.840 Brother, Sorry, you have to hear. Oh that's Cooper. Cooper 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.120 tends to sort of get ahead of himself. I don't 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.040 know what he said to you, Ash, but in this house, yeah, 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:36.520 he's he's the bottom of the bottom, bottom of Yeah. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.080 So I've got I've got two kids under six. I 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.280 get it. Yeah, I get what it's like for the 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:42.680 brain capacity is similar. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.760 I hate my kids so much. Sorry, Jack forgot Jack 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:46.159 was there. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.879 People always say to me, like how many kids you want? 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:50.120 And I'm like none, yeah, and like do you have 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:50.680 to I'm. 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.160 Like, yeah, yeah, what's the problem. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.120 I had the snip though, Oh did you did you have? 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:55.720 You have a snip? 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.000 Yeah? I had the snip? Yeah, how'd you go? I 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:01.880 was too late? Unfortunately I did the snap, had the 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.920 condoms everything. But you know, true, you know, just a 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.720 was getting the pin putting the condoms the next minute, 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.600 I've got you know, two of them, got Lloyd and 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.119 Harry here. Yeah, that's it. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:18.839 I am yeasty, that's for sure. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.880 Well Mark Karen will be happy about that. 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:26.840 Doesn't know the grudge. Come after you had Trish on 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.200 the other podcast, you and Maddie. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.920 Yeah, I had your beautiful wife in my house again. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:39.160 She was she was great, funny, lot of ship about Cooper, 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.880 which is what we really wanted. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:41.800 Bad stuff. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.800 There's bad stuff like that. I heard your room is 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.000 an absolute fucking pig style. What's what's your going swearing 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.640 on this podcast? Sometimes we're very progressive. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.960 Anything you want, like you can hammer anyone like, you 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.200 can say whatever you want and we don't even beep it. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:57.920 We won't strap it. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.440 That's one thing about our business. There ain no hr beautiful. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.520 Yeah, that's like, that's like so we had Yeah, we 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.920 had Trish on. She was great. We got a fun 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:07.560 winch fest. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:08.280 Yeah. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.640 No, look we were we were We kept it at 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.840 the highest nice fun level. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:14.280 Yeah. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:17.040 So when when is that coming out? Monday? Also this 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:17.840 is yeah. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.240 Paying on a second too, worlds collide, So when this 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:22.840 comes out Trisha's episode about two. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:25.880 Yeah, so that's about the first thing Monday morning. Well 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.320 it was great, a lot of fun and the shear 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.160 we sort of touched on the breast cancer stuff. When 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.840 when when all that happened? And which is really helpful 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:36.080 for our audience because we're like seventy five percent women somehow. 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.600 Oh really yeah we are. Yeah, women love you and 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.320 me you exactly right. Yeah, other husbands want to be us. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.120 Yeah yeah, so yeah, good Monday. Yeah, and did you 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:51.440 reverse into your bins? Not this time? This time? 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.760 So they had a scratch when she comes back. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:54.880 Its funny she had her own key. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:03:02.280 Yeah, I hope she returned it. She was horrifile when 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.120 you go back, because she said, she's like unusual toilet. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.720 She thought you're going to number one, but number two 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.200 and there was no scrubbing brush in there. 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:11.480 What's the go with that? What do you have to do? 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.280 And speaking of that, I was just watching a clip 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.840 of how she was talking about hovering above the toilet. Yeah, 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.160 and you were baffled. Let me hear go. My old 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:25.919 man who's in his sixties now, God bless her. He 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.600 he actually just survived a triple bypass. Than he's going 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:29.040 to love that. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.600 Yeah, he's going to love that. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.079 Big he's a big fan of the John's family of course, 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:37.200 so good ay whena and he's a horror when he ships, 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:43.720 even at home everywhere. What so the the the thought 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:49.080 process behind it is he he hovers because it prevents piles. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:55.120 Ah yes, yes, yes, the old ah yeah that was 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.560 It was very common growing up. People used to say, 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.400 don't sit on concrete and give you piles. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:02.960 So what is piles? They're just hemorrhoids. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:07.040 So by hovering, apparently hovering like is good for the 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.520 stool like it's the best way for it to emerge. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:13.720 In Asian nations, they generally like will stand on the 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:17.160 toilets in the Western toilets because apparently opens up the 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.480 bowel more. But anyway, if any of our Asian listeners 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:24.920 can verify that, because as I tend to throw out 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.200 facts which now people have corrected me. 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.479 This is the thing like the New Age. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.160 Right, dads lived through both ages where people don't really 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.400 fact check what you say, and now the New Age, 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.719 the things that he said on the podcast and said 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.719 religiously for twenty years on TV, now people are starting 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:40.400 to pull it up for it. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.960 Yes, that's the best when like people starting to pull 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:44.440 you up on it. Like we had a lady who 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.560 was wining about how the government didn't see her twins 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.280 as two kids, and I was like, what are they 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.640 sign means or something like that, and then we were 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.279 we sort of round off the reason, but why with 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.200 no research? And then people are like, you don't know 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:01.400 anything about having twins? He would just kick off. Yeah, 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:02.240 they get so caught. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.360 Oh yeah, so why didn't they don't see her kids 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:06.080 as twins? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.400 It's a long story. Yeah, let's not even let's a 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.159 long story. But the hover thing. So I remember back 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.839 when I was a kid, my old man would be like, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.320 don't see on the toilet for so long because hes 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.840 obviously stuff with Hammrhin's sorry, dad to really throw out 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.839 under the bus here, but yeah, he used to say 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.280 he hovers and he's only like five to five, so 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.279 it'd be tough to hover above. It must be a 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.360 low toilet, a western size toilet. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:31.280 So yeah, it's funny Like again, growing up my dad 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.000 like every Saturday morning, Saturday morning for me was Dad 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.960 basically going into the toilet with the form guide, a smoke, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.000 a black coffee and just sitting in the toilet and 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.480 it must be shitting for forty five minutes. And look 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.040 when I look back now, I was only a young 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.640 kid and he had me in his bed eighteen, so 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.680 he'd have been in his mid twenties. And I was thinking, Okay, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.200 what actually did take place in that forty five minutes? 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.480 Was he really looking at the top weight or was 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.599 he pulling his own weight? 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.320 Definitely river the end of it hundred at least one time. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.560 But like the combination of coffee in it and a 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.680 black coffee and Siggy tell you right now, if he was, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.520 if he was jerking it that come with a stunt, 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:12.719 you wouldn't want to go and melted the floor. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.880 French women basically live on black coffee and smoking. They 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:18.600 barely eat. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.880 I've heard that that that's that's a stereotype. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.479 Oh is it? 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.080 Yeah, amazing joke. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.440 I'm twenty five and a half. I'm twenty five and 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:28.880 a half. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.360 My toddlers five and a half child now five and 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:32.720 a half. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.239 Unfortunately, you don't get correct facts on Instagram. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:40.360 Yes you're doing sorry TikTok, like that's where I get 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.560 all my information. Now, you've got your manly hat on. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:47.159 When we're recording this mainly about to play the Broncos. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.719 I want to get your thought because this will come out, 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.360 you know, in a couple of days. I want to 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.839 get you're either going to look like a legend or 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:54.920 you're going to look like an idiot. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.600 Who do you think is going to win? I'm going 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.760 to look like an idiot. No, I reckon, Brisbane's probably 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:00.479 going to rollers. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.080 We saw him last night actually spike their drinks. Yeah 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.920 I did. I tried to spike a pat carry instruc 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:10.200 backing up. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.560 Yeah, I think they're all playing. They're backing up. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.720 I saw pain House last night and I raced up 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:18.120 to him and said no Vocastrian because he would be 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.480 staring at me, and I was all over like a 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.240 cheap suit, going yeah, legend and he's such a nice kid. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.640 He was see his eyes is going this. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.200 I don't even know. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.320 If Paine was there, you would have set it to 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.520 the Jesus Christ. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.240 I met him at when they meet him at It 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:42.040 was a Brisbane preseason camp. But in that's right, we 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.200 saw the video. Yeah the video, such a lovely guy, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.560 champion soft talker for how big he is a man 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.480 mountain and I was just like I was sort of 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.880 wasn't expecting him to be so like softly spoken. It 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.240 sort of took me back a little bit. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:08:00.720 It's really his articulate kids. Yeah, and what he's had 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.680 to endure in the last five years is quite it's 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:09.120 amazing what he had, what he has taken on board. Yeah, 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:10.679 it's pretty incredible. He's oppressed. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.960 He's a mentally tough bloke, like even even state of 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.000 Originally I went into camp a couple of times and 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.080 he'd only trained once and it was like very light 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.800 session that he did. He was just doing rehab all 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:20.920 week and then went out there and was like the 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:21.400 best player off. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:22.920 He was unbelievable. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.360 I remember the first time Sydney play, it was Jack 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.480 playing against you. Remember that time was you're playing under 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.520 twenties and he was playing for the Broncos under twenties 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:35.080 and he just performed a demolition job on you bokes. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.280 Yeah, they we had We had them late in the 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.520 year when I was playing twenties and twenty seventeen, and 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.120 you just there was a fuel and that came back 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.480 and they put about fifty on us and McDonald Jones 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.440 day and he just destroyed us. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.000 I could imagine, well payings my age, so to be 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:53.080 playing he could have been playing twenty five and a half. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.840 I just said that, Yeah, so he would have been playing. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.920 And at that age, two years is a big different 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.720 like to not play under eight ens go straight to 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.720 twenty like that's a big like now in NRL it's nothing, 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.079 but at that age it's a big development jump. So 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.840 he did to go out there and dominate Jack, and 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:08.560 I'm sure he ran over him a few times. Was 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.079 at the game Jack where and there was a viral 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.960 people might remember it. There was a viral video that 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:13.880 went around of Jack. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:17.160 Remember that that was just in the finals, the final. 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.000 Against the Broncos Jack shirt Jack's shirt on fifth tackle 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:21.800 got ripped off right. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:22.599 And then. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.600 Just went viral randomly of like young girls being like, oh, 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.920 good looking this, but lots of change since then. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.720 You're definitely taking credit for this one. But he threw 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:33.800 his jersey on the sideline. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.240 Jack, he couldn't get it back on because they're hard 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.400 to get on when they're sweaty, and you made like a. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.840 Couple of tackles or two. Shirt Less got to get that. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.680 I was playing six and I had to take a 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.360 second tackle carry and I carried the ball, and I 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.160 think might be pack Carrigan or something like that. Ripped 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.720 my shirt off and then it was a wind tunnel 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.800 in it was the old Ali Arms wind tunnel in there, 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:56.800 and I had to get it was fifth tackle and 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:58.360 my shirt was non so I just threw it to 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.520 the side, put a nice little in the corner. Now, 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.360 trainer Simon Webber, you know, put it back inside out 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.040 for me so I could chuck it on quickly, becauseuse 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.360 inside out. That's taking too much time. You know, first 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.920 job is, you know, put a nudge in the corner. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.560 You're a team first kind of guy, and that's you 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.000 could have got it. You could have called it. You 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.240 could have called all sorts of things. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.839 Last word jack before I turned your mic off for eternity, 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:21.760 anything else. 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.079 That Brisbane ship was the same one that we gave 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:30.240 Reese Walsh the chili the chili gummy. So I was 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.520 chatting to him and he we did like a food 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.720 challenge and I was chatting to him and I was like, oh, 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.520 I've got the world's hottest gummy here and he's like, oh, yeah, 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.040 said you should hide in a bunch of lollies and 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.280 just give it. I didn't know it was going to 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:41.839 give it to your boys. Oh that's right, because he 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.760 gave it to flat flat. Yeah. Do you remember that 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.640 when yeah? Yeah, yeah, So I gave him the weapon. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.160 You're loaded the gun? 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.280 Yeah yeah, I loaded as that. Here go, mate, do 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.160 what you like with it. Because I was kicking. I 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.320 ended up afterwards. I was out running drills with Ezra 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.520 Man and choreo it's and then he comes out out 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.040 and he was like, oh fucking just have a look 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.800 at this on his phone out and just showed me 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.680 and I was like, fuck, that's going. That was very funny. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:11.200 Yeah, that's good as opposed to the other gummies that's 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.840 starting to circulated in Australia. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:13.560 Just graceful. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:19.640 Yeah, which we are not advocates. So I'll tell you. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.200 We had Cusy on the other day. Who loves a gun? 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:22.640 Dave Hugh. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.160 He it looks like the woman on that smoking packet, 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:27.560 doesn't he. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:34.080 Yeah. He tells a really funny story where he took 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.400 some gummies in Hawaii and wore his wife swimsuit down 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.320 to the beach and didn't know. That's a fucking great story. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:41.760 He tells in his standard. 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.079 No wonder like no wonder when you walk in the 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.920 streets of New York, LA. Like you see some of 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.800 the creatures getting around because everyone's just on gummies. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.520 It's quite amazing. The smell of America now is weird. Yeah, 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.760 it's just remarkable how things turn around. I mean even 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:00.280 even more so Thailand. I mean Thailand. God, twenty years ago, 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.680 fifteen twenty years ago, you're getting light in jail with 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.680 drugs and now a lot of weed stools just pop 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:05.960 on a bed. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.920 Well, I'm here and even obviously Barley's quite strict still, 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.280 but I think since COVID, like, it's definitely loosened because 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:14.880 some of my mates were over there not long ago 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.040 and they like got their hands on gummies and stuff. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:22.920 But remember, like pre COVID, you go over there, it's like, 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.920 you know, you wouldn't you wouldn't just you wouldn't even 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.920 look for Yeah, I know she spent life for jail 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.280 and she didn't even know it was in the bookie. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.719 But I just got busted in Bali for having a 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.000 kilo and a half of coke delivered from Thailand. Yeah 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:37.800 he's gone as Aussie, but he's gone. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:41.440 Man, Why would you all the all the coke bundles 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.520 of coke kept washing up in the beach up and 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.120 around here on the Northern Northern Beach. We know someone 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.480 who found No, you don't, we know somebody. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:50.760 What do they have to do? Like the full disclosed? 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.160 They have to tell me who it is who wasn't. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:53.240 There was a. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.000 Couple of the guys and they found it, and there 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:59.160 was a they're a work crew, and there was an 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.160 older bloke there and they called it. And imagine these 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.360 young guys go right like just said boys, boys, like 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.920 just think about this. You know you do that for 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.600 the rest of your life. You're waiting for that knock 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.920 on the door. The gangsters got the Russians. The bluffed 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.679 him out of it. I know he bluffed me out 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.079 of it. Yeah, they handed it over with a tear 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:15.920 in their eye. Oh. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:21.760 I haven't seen him since working with Aaron Woods. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.599 Right, So you've got a you've got a couple of 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.360 podcasts that's going to get to But you've been doing 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.760 an NRL podcast with Renee Gardner and Aaron Woods, our 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:29.959 great friend of the Poddy. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.320 A bit of Brent take too joining it. He's just 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.560 just through origin to give us a queens perspect because 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.400 they're all it's funny, we're all in your South Wales, 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.320 we're all Manly, well, he would. It could be any team. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.520 Which which he's played for, just Red every he's got 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.080 more more clubs than justin Hamm Yeah, yeah, he's played 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.000 ten games every clubs. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.240 Just like how many I think I've asked you this 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.920 before you how many games did you play in total? 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:56.160 Nineteen and there's twenty six in a season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.199 But this is the thing I would argue, quality wise 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.959 and consistency outside of pre season, outside of pre season. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:06.920 By the way, Tony Mestro, if you're welcome for that 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.640 one hundred grand, if you know what they did with 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:09.720 the one hundred grand that I want. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.920 Them, they bought you into retirement with it. Yes, they 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.040 nudged me out. They bought a sauna for all the boys. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.720 Yeah yeah, So what are we getting to go in 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.480 that sauna? I don't know. I don't know. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.280 I don't think that you know what because Manly's facilities right, 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.480 so it's the most high tech security system you've ever seen, 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.640 like for a rugby I've walked in there, but it's 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.480 for training its face I d so like the building 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.960 where the sauna is in the locker room is you 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.840 have fingerprint with your face to get in and as 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.720 soon as you finished, literally I reckon. The day after 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.480 Brad Parker said the same thing because he went he 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.440 left some boots in there. He went to go back 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.720 into his locker to get them and mate. The day 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.520 after the season finished, bulls they had to race. They 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:50.560 had raced out. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.280 We were still got to clear our locker out. You 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.400 still want to clear it out for you? 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.480 It was pretty confronting. I remember when I was working 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:02.520 at Triple Amp there were people who it was so ruthless. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.320 I was watching, going what is happening? And these people 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.040 laid off. I forget what it was, but there was 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.920 no sentiment, there was no empathy. They sent the security 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.760 in Marster, they picked up their computers and master them 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.320 out of the office. That's wild, that's crazy, And it's 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.240 that's his court, that's his corporate world. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.160 I mean, I used to work in corporate world, and yeah, 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.040 fu at cb A sitting in CBA and people just 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.040 walking out of the box. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:28.600 Of their ships. Wild. So we're actually thinking about putting 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.400 a going to put a sworn around the back. And 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:32.640 if we're going to do a sworn, and let's do 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.360 it just a whole bath house made. If we put 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.520 the bath and made come over me. 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.800 Yeah, there's going to be like a massage. I don't 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.200 want Maddie over here though he's rigg put you put 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:44.680 it a shame. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:45.680 I saw the calendar. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:50.560 Oh my goodness, do so that calendar was. I did 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.400 three weeks in Bali and landed that morning to do 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:57.360 that shoot. So I'm bodied by bintang and bloated as fuck. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:01.520 You were very really tan, and Matt's just halfway through 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.040 the Ned Brockman challenge. The guy, I've seen youre body 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.600 fat or skeleton fucking help, And then I had to 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.360 stand next to him a bunch of animals as fuck. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.240 Do you know? It was really funny that day we 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.320 did that shoot a It was the it was like 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.760 a petting zoo out dural. It was closed for a 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:20.000 private event, a seniors event, and then they were like, oh, 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.920 I suppose you can do it while we're doing that anyway. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.240 They had an ambulance on site just in case, because 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.160 Maddie's walking around with no shirt on and all these 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.720 old ducks. It's just like, shit, I'm milking a cow 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.440 while looking like a cow. And it was just like 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.120 they were just dropped. They were dropping like fliers. 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:40.680 Yeah, but the picture in there June. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.600 Now, Maddie Jay, obviously he's your main podcast two Dotting Dads, 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.040 as opposed to the one you. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:47.680 Do with Woodsy. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.120 He's your right hand man, Maddie. I wanted to ask, 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.080 how did that come about. I'm always very interested when 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:56.000 a show comes together, whether you've been friends for ages, 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.520 or whether you just admired each other's content work and 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.040 you just got together really really. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:03.720 A couple of years ago, he reached out to me 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.240 just with a content idea and we sort of met up. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.240 It was funny. We the first time we met was 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.080 like a bit of a blind date situation where he 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.520 messaged me and said, I've been invited to this meta 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.000 event do you want to come? And I was like, yeah, sweet, 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.320 you never met nah, but we were like we wanted 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:22.159 to do some content together, and then we ended up 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.760 making a video in it like it was in a 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:26.879 playground setting that was really like it was meant to 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:28.960 be really funny, but it was ended up being really dramatic. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:30.800 It was like the music behind it. It was like 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.080 when you spot someone you when you spot another dad, 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:34.720 you know, in a park because being in a park 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:37.359 with a bunch of kids, it's fucking so boring torture 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.359