Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to what I think will be the
Speaker 1: best ever episode of The Maths Funny Podcast. And that's
Speaker 1: because I'm just pretending it's not a podcast anymore, and
Speaker 1: this is now my platform to become a pop star.
Speaker 1: So Ever since I made that discot Gia song a
Speaker 1: week ago, the response has actually been quite overwhelming. Like
Speaker 1: I kid, you know, I have had more messages about
Speaker 1: that than I've ever had messages about something before, with
Speaker 1: so many of you still repeating it this week, playing
Speaker 1: it every day, some of you saying you're playing it
Speaker 1: around the office, You're doing singer longs in the car together,
Speaker 1: which I think is so funny, and that's what I want,
Speaker 1: like my main purpose for doing any type of content.
Speaker 1: I mean, the word funny is in the title of
Speaker 1: this Often it's not funny because I have to cover
Speaker 1: the drama. But ultimately, the thing I'm most passionate about
Speaker 1: is just creating things that bring people joy and excitement.
Speaker 1: And that song felt like it opened the door to
Speaker 1: so much new potential. So I've spent a couple of
Speaker 1: days now like jotting down some lyrics and some thoughts,
Speaker 1: and I was going to do like a song to
Speaker 1: drop after the final episode, and this morning I kind
Speaker 1: of took those lyrics. I've been playing around with the
Speaker 1: AI music program I paid for for the month, which
Speaker 1: is why I'm doing all of this. It was thirty dollars,
Speaker 1: so I'm getting my money's worth and I've done it.
Speaker 1: I've mastered the song and it's so good that I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna wait until the last episode.
Speaker 1: I need to release this now. It's Friday. We want
Speaker 1: to go into the weekend feeling good. We want to
Speaker 1: feel hyped, we want some energy. And this song, guys,
Speaker 1: it's that, It's everything. It's very rare. I record things
Speaker 1: on this podcast with a permanent smile on my Facebook.
Speaker 1: I'm literally pacing my bedroom right now holding this microphone
Speaker 1: with my lyrics sheets stuck to the wall, as if
Speaker 1: I'm about to go on stage at Wembley in London
Speaker 1: to perform this, as if I'm just in Bieber or something.
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do, right, I'm gonna play the
Speaker 1: song twice. The first one is gonna have me singing,
Speaker 1: just because I need to sing it. The lyrics are
Speaker 1: in the description, so read along sing along if you want,
Speaker 1: or maybe listen to me singing it to get the vibe,
Speaker 1: and then immediately after that, I'll play the song without
Speaker 1: me singing to end the podcast, because I think people
Speaker 1: will want to be playing this over the weekend on repeat,
Speaker 1: and you're probably not gonna want me, although some of
Speaker 1: you did say my vocals added to the Dear Scott one,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm giving you the two options, but please enjoy,
Speaker 1: because honestly, this is just I know. I said the
Speaker 1: previous ones were the best songs ever made, but this
Speaker 1: one is the best song ever made, and it now
Speaker 1: gives me great pleasure to press play the World premiere
Speaker 1: the World debut on. We kept watching.
Speaker 2: The season.
Speaker 3: In disguise, but something twist, dreaming, finger banging, scandal brought
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 4: Gia came in like fire and gasoline. Hence calculated border
Speaker 4: line mean every episode went further than before.
Speaker 3: He needs groups the door, Yeah we said this, get.
Speaker 5: Up.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: We kept watching everything he could look away.
Speaker 1: We kept watching Thanks on the White.
Speaker 3: From Catches at.
Speaker 5: Night, indeed everybody, Yeah, We're the I'm right.
Speaker 3: Standos and brand news. Poor Joel's teddy bear.
Speaker 5: He knows leak messages calling Alyssa Arato, no One forgets
Speaker 5: drama like that Sam Ride and Dru's inside his book,
Speaker 5: Scott breaking down, couldn't even look he lived, and Stella
Speaker 5: trying to save the show, dia quinin and returning every week.
Speaker 6: O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we
Speaker 6: stay yet we come back.
Speaker 2: There we go. Guys get ready, we can't and I
Speaker 2: wait down everywhere.
Speaker 6: Fine, we ken't watching thing A banging.
Speaker 3: Ray like them say it's on me.
Speaker 2: We must you fast. If we can't, we have, sir,
Speaker 2: it's about to get real? What does this say about
Speaker 2: you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.
Speaker 3: We shake our heads, but silk Press.
Speaker 7: Play addicted to the disarray.
Speaker 3: It's not just them, it's what we choose. A finger bang.
Speaker 2: We always loose.
Speaker 7: We can't watch it through every scandal, every tea.
Speaker 3: We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We
Speaker 3: can touch them. They say they've gone too far. We
Speaker 3: made them.
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, part of it.
Speaker 1: We are just I am speechless at that. If there
Speaker 1: was a category at the Grammys for like Best Australian
Speaker 1: AI generated Song about reality Television, I would put everything
Speaker 1: I own that that would win anyway, And our press
Speaker 1: playing the song again without me ruining it for you. Enjoy,
Speaker 1: have a lovely weekend. I hope this is stuck in
Speaker 1: your head until you watch the reunion. I remember we
Speaker 1: kept watching sayah.
Speaker 7: This season started like a promise in disguise, why dresses,
Speaker 7: big dreams, hoping their eyes.
Speaker 3: Something to sit underneath the vows.
Speaker 4: A finger banging scandal brought it all down. Gia came
Speaker 4: in like fire and gasoline, unhinged, calculated, borderline mean. Every
Speaker 4: episode went further than before. E Lites group chat about
Speaker 4: to burst through the door.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we set this cat cat worst can it?
Speaker 3: Did your cat up? Sir? We can't watch it. Every
Speaker 3: dinner party could look away. We can't watch it. Fixed
Speaker 3: on the wine again.
Speaker 6: Hurt any of ben bag We can touch it from
Speaker 6: our couches at night, but wo bet and every moment
Speaker 6: I got.
Speaker 3: Fine, we can't watch it. We're part of the problem, right.
Speaker 5: Standos hitting brand new Thos poor, Joel's teddy bear he knows,
Speaker 5: leak messages, calling Alyssa a rat.
Speaker 3: No one forgets drama like that.
Speaker 5: Sam Bright and troops inside his book, Scott breaking down,
Speaker 5: couldn't even look Flip and Stella tried to save the
Speaker 5: show Gea quitting and returning every week.
Speaker 6: O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we stay.
Speaker 6: Yet we come back.
Speaker 5: We kept washing every melt down, every bit of fine.
Speaker 6: We kept watching bing up, banging.
Speaker 3: Traumay I like it, Josh them say it's all a mess,
Speaker 3: map tune in, and we muskin sass. We kept watching
Speaker 3: Ye every health, create the set. What does it say
Speaker 3: about you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.
Speaker 7: We shake our heads, but still press play. Addicted to
Speaker 7: the dissarray. It's not just them, it's what we choose.
Speaker 7: A finger bang, we always lose. We can't watch head
Speaker 7: through every scandal, every tear.
Speaker 3: We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We
Speaker 3: can judge them, say they've gone too far. We made
Speaker 3: them who they are. We can't ja. Yeah, we're part
Speaker 3: of it. We are