WEBVTT - We Kept Watching... (My Debut Single)

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to what I think will be the

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<v Speaker 1>best ever episode of The Maths Funny Podcast. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm just pretending it's not a podcast anymore, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is now my platform to become a pop star.

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<v Speaker 1>So Ever since I made that discot Gia song a

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<v Speaker 1>week ago, the response has actually been quite overwhelming. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I kid, you know, I have had more messages about

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<v Speaker 1>that than I've ever had messages about something before, with

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<v Speaker 1>so many of you still repeating it this week, playing

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<v Speaker 1>it every day, some of you saying you're playing it

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<v Speaker 1>around the office, You're doing singer longs in the car together,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is so funny, and that's what I want,

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<v Speaker 1>like my main purpose for doing any type of content.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the word funny is in the title of

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<v Speaker 1>this Often it's not funny because I have to cover

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<v Speaker 1>the drama. But ultimately, the thing I'm most passionate about

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<v Speaker 1>is just creating things that bring people joy and excitement.

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<v Speaker 1>And that song felt like it opened the door to

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<v Speaker 1>so much new potential. So I've spent a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days now like jotting down some lyrics and some thoughts,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was going to do like a song to

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<v Speaker 1>drop after the final episode, and this morning I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of took those lyrics. I've been playing around with the

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<v Speaker 1>AI music program I paid for for the month, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why I'm doing all of this. It was thirty dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm getting my money's worth and I've done it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've mastered the song and it's so good that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm not gonna wait until the last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to release this now. It's Friday. We want

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<v Speaker 1>to go into the weekend feeling good. We want to

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<v Speaker 1>feel hyped, we want some energy. And this song, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that, It's everything. It's very rare. I record things

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast with a permanent smile on my Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally pacing my bedroom right now holding this microphone

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<v Speaker 1>with my lyrics sheets stuck to the wall, as if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go on stage at Wembley in London

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<v Speaker 1>to perform this, as if I'm just in Bieber or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I'm gonna do, right, I'm gonna play the

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<v Speaker 1>song twice. The first one is gonna have me singing,

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<v Speaker 1>just because I need to sing it. The lyrics are

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<v Speaker 1>in the description, so read along sing along if you want,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe listen to me singing it to get the vibe,

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<v Speaker 1>and then immediately after that, I'll play the song without

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<v Speaker 1>me singing to end the podcast, because I think people

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<v Speaker 1>will want to be playing this over the weekend on repeat,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're probably not gonna want me, although some of

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<v Speaker 1>you did say my vocals added to the Dear Scott one,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'm giving you the two options, but please enjoy,

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<v Speaker 1>because honestly, this is just I know. I said the

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<v Speaker 1>previous ones were the best songs ever made, but this

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<v Speaker 1>one is the best song ever made, and it now

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<v Speaker 1>gives me great pleasure to press play the World premiere

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<v Speaker 1>the World debut on. We kept watching.

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<v Speaker 2>The season.

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<v Speaker 3>In disguise, but something twist, dreaming, finger banging, scandal brought

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<v Speaker 3>it all.

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<v Speaker 4>Gia came in like fire and gasoline. Hence calculated border

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<v Speaker 4>line mean every episode went further than before.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs groups the door, Yeah we said this, get.

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<v Speaker 5>Up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>We kept watching everything he could look away.

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<v Speaker 1>We kept watching Thanks on the White.

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<v Speaker 3>From Catches at.

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<v Speaker 5>Night, indeed everybody, Yeah, We're the I'm right.

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<v Speaker 3>Standos and brand news. Poor Joel's teddy bear.

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<v Speaker 5>He knows leak messages calling Alyssa Arato, no One forgets

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<v Speaker 5>drama like that Sam Ride and Dru's inside his book,

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<v Speaker 5>Scott breaking down, couldn't even look he lived, and Stella

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<v Speaker 5>trying to save the show, dia quinin and returning every week.

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<v Speaker 6>O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we

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<v Speaker 6>stay yet we come back.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. Guys get ready, we can't and I

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<v Speaker 2>wait down everywhere.

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<v Speaker 6>Fine, we ken't watching thing A banging.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray like them say it's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>We must you fast. If we can't, we have, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>it's about to get real? What does this say about

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<v Speaker 2>you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.

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<v Speaker 3>We shake our heads, but silk Press.

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<v Speaker 7>Play addicted to the disarray.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not just them, it's what we choose. A finger bang.

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<v Speaker 2>We always loose.

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<v Speaker 7>We can't watch it through every scandal, every tea.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We

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<v Speaker 3>can touch them. They say they've gone too far. We

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<v Speaker 3>made them.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>We are just I am speechless at that. If there

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<v Speaker 1>was a category at the Grammys for like Best Australian

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<v Speaker 1>AI generated Song about reality Television, I would put everything

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<v Speaker 1>I own that that would win anyway, And our press

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<v Speaker 1>playing the song again without me ruining it for you. Enjoy,

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<v Speaker 1>have a lovely weekend. I hope this is stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>your head until you watch the reunion. I remember we

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<v Speaker 1>kept watching sayah.

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<v Speaker 7>This season started like a promise in disguise, why dresses,

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<v Speaker 7>big dreams, hoping their eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Something to sit underneath the vows.

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<v Speaker 4>A finger banging scandal brought it all down. Gia came

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<v Speaker 4>in like fire and gasoline, unhinged, calculated, borderline mean. Every

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<v Speaker 4>episode went further than before. E Lites group chat about

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<v Speaker 4>to burst through the door.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we set this cat cat worst can it?

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<v Speaker 3>Did your cat up? Sir? We can't watch it. Every

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<v Speaker 3>dinner party could look away. We can't watch it. Fixed

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<v Speaker 3>on the wine again.

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<v Speaker 6>Hurt any of ben bag We can touch it from

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<v Speaker 6>our couches at night, but wo bet and every moment

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<v Speaker 6>I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, we can't watch it. We're part of the problem, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Standos hitting brand new Thos poor, Joel's teddy bear he knows,

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<v Speaker 5>leak messages, calling Alyssa a rat.

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<v Speaker 3>No one forgets drama like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Sam Bright and troops inside his book, Scott breaking down,

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't even look Flip and Stella tried to save the

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<v Speaker 5>show Gea quitting and returning every week.

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<v Speaker 6>O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we stay.

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<v Speaker 6>Yet we come back.

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<v Speaker 5>We kept washing every melt down, every bit of fine.

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<v Speaker 6>We kept watching bing up, banging.

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<v Speaker 3>Traumay I like it, Josh them say it's all a mess,

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<v Speaker 3>map tune in, and we muskin sass. We kept watching

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<v Speaker 3>Ye every health, create the set. What does it say

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<v Speaker 3>about you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.

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<v Speaker 7>We shake our heads, but still press play. Addicted to

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<v Speaker 7>the dissarray. It's not just them, it's what we choose.

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<v Speaker 7>A finger bang, we always lose. We can't watch head

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<v Speaker 7>through every scandal, every tear.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We

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<v Speaker 3>can judge them, say they've gone too far. We made

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<v Speaker 3>them who they are. We can't ja. Yeah, we're part

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<v Speaker 3>of it. We are