Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show, and that is the magnificent Chapelone.
Speaker 1: I've listened to that four times now today. In fact,
Speaker 1: let's talk more about her next Chrissy's clickbait. We're talking
Speaker 1: chapel Eron and Kesher and Taylor Swift all in the
Speaker 1: same break. And I could not be happy about these
Speaker 1: magnificent bitches. Now. Kesher, I love her, one of the greats,
Speaker 1: one of the greats. I just love that she's been
Speaker 1: to Helen back and she's coming back. She's got a
Speaker 1: new album and everything. She sat down with l magazine
Speaker 1: and they did this big sort of piece. She looks
Speaker 1: amazing in the shoot. She's right on point at the moment.
Speaker 1: And you know, having those big articles they grab friends
Speaker 1: and Collie whatever, they get little comments.
Speaker 2: Little insights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I that because if you're the subject of
Speaker 1: the article, you can say whatever you want about yourself.
Speaker 1: But it's when somebody else says something good that really
Speaker 1: means something totally. And chapel Rone has said that Kesher
Speaker 1: approached her one of the only people ever to come
Speaker 1: up to her after her set at Lollapalooza and see
Speaker 1: how she was ten thousand gold Stars to you, Kesha.
Speaker 3: Also not you don't have to do that as an
Speaker 3: artist like kesh has already made it, and obviously Chapel's
Speaker 3: probably killing it at the moment. But like, I feel
Speaker 3: like so many people would just walk by the green
Speaker 3: room and be like, Oh, I can't be bothers stopping.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get to dinner with my mates. I know,
Speaker 3: Like it really takes someone's show, someone's character to do that.
Speaker 1: It does, and an enormous amount of empathy as well,
Speaker 1: because Kesher obviously went from anonymity to being the biggest
Speaker 1: artist in the world totally, and she has obviously identified
Speaker 1: that in Chapel Rone and just said how are you going?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Because it was a massive crowd, chaperone
Speaker 1: would have been trembling like a little two hour Also,
Speaker 1: I love this story. Kesha reveals in the article that
Speaker 1: she took her friend to a Taylor Swift party instead
Speaker 1: of her then boyfriend, just to see where he was
Speaker 1: at in terms of was he real on his intentions?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because imagine if you started dating someone and they
Speaker 3: were friends with people like Taylor Swift and you didn't
Speaker 3: get a call up.
Speaker 1: And your spidery senses would absolutely go off. Kesha didn't
Speaker 1: even really need to test this, she knew already I reckon,
Speaker 1: But she said, I had a feeling that he was
Speaker 1: in it for the wrong reasons and he was a
Speaker 1: bit of a star bit yep. So I decided to
Speaker 1: test that theory, and I took one of my friends
Speaker 1: instead of him to Taylor Swift's party. He came over
Speaker 1: the next day and.
Speaker 2: Broke off with me, what a dog?
Speaker 3: So bro Like, wait a couple of weeks at least,
Speaker 3: even if you are a star beeba, don't make it
Speaker 3: so obvious, like, so, how pathetic has.
Speaker 1: That ever happened to you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I do you because you've got a profile and stuff
Speaker 1: and you're you're you leave the house a lot more
Speaker 1: than me. Yeah, do you get like do you get
Speaker 1: a vibe?
Speaker 3: But I never I get the vibe so quickly and
Speaker 3: on the first meat that I never let it get
Speaker 3: past that, Like I never let them in past that.
Speaker 2: Right, I've got.
Speaker 3: Such a strong circle and bond of mates to it's
Speaker 3: very yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can sniff it out straight away.
Speaker 1: I just I love your spidy senses going off. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about eminem. He's dropped some personal news. He
Speaker 1: loves to do that sort of stuff. So retiring please, yes, no,
Speaker 1: he's not far from it.
Speaker 2: I have Do you hear that Houdini song one more time?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure? What was? What's the particularly obnoxious lyric in
Speaker 1: it that I always go, oh, oh, abra cadabra, I'm
Speaker 1: going to reach in my bagra. Now you do hate
Speaker 1: that Abra Cadabra does not rhyme with bagra. You can't
Speaker 1: force that. Marshall Mathers anyway, he has written this song.
Speaker 1: It is quite odd. I think it is written as
Speaker 1: if he's dead. Song.
Speaker 2: It's called Temporary Now that I'm gone.
Speaker 1: And it's to his daughter.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, look after Rolena, Stevie and
Speaker 2: Uncle Nate, sweety, be strong. I know why I was
Speaker 2: your ruck and I still am saying goodbye? Is just
Speaker 2: not ever read? Very sad. Why you're crying? Just stout
Speaker 2: Haley here, baby, You're right, this is nothing.
Speaker 1: It sounds like something in grade five would right as
Speaker 1: an assignment and then perform at assembly music. Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the big news is that Hailey, who I only know
Speaker 1: from his big song from you know twenty years ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: is pregnant in the clip she had over a jersey
Speaker 1: and an ultrasound. So he's going to be a grandfather.
Speaker 2: Daddy, granddaddy eminem.
Speaker 1: At fifty one, a grandfather god to the Christy Swan Show,
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. But first this.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click bait.
Speaker 1: Elton John has been honored with a documentary where can
Speaker 1: we see it? We can see it on I did
Speaker 1: write it down Disney US and it is called Elton
Speaker 1: John Colan never too late. Speaking of Colon's, he does
Speaker 1: have his own coland still but he has revealed in
Speaker 1: his welcome speech, in his gratitude speech, that he's got
Speaker 1: barely any organs left. There's not much of me left,
Speaker 1: he says, and then he lists his missing organs. We're talking.
Speaker 1: The right hip's gone, the left knees gone, the right
Speaker 1: knees gone.
Speaker 2: I know he must really go off going through an airport.
Speaker 1: I know. Do you have to have like a certificate
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: I guess surely it's just on like an honesty system,
Speaker 3: because if you're pointing to your knee and your knee
Speaker 3: and your hip, surely they know you don't have a
Speaker 3: gun under your knee cup, but you could what are
Speaker 3: you going to surgically like remove it and get it out?
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, what, I've always wondered that because weirdly,
Speaker 1: whenever I go through security, my I've got nothing. I've
Speaker 1: still got all my bits.
Speaker 2: You're still going, but I get that it beeps around your.
Speaker 1: Here, it beeps around my hip. Yeah, and every single time,
Speaker 1: and they go, have you had a hip replacement? I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. And I also don't have a concealed weapon.
Speaker 1: Could be my bumbag.
Speaker 2: It's probably the bumper.
Speaker 1: And anyway, I hope that this documentary is a lot
Speaker 1: less self indulgent and excruciating than the film Rocket Man.
Speaker 2: I never saw was that awful?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So it was just basically a giant
Speaker 1: like self flagellation fest. Elton John produced it, so you
Speaker 1: can imagine all the bits he put in was about
Speaker 1: his genius and no, it was sickening and made him
Speaker 1: seem like an amazing guy, which I'm sure he is.
Speaker 1: Just ask him, Just ask him. He did serenade the
Speaker 1: crowded the Tiny Dnswer though, which I believe is his
Speaker 1: favorite best song. All right, let's move on to Jennifer Aniston,
Speaker 1: one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: The best. I wish that she had a.
Speaker 1: Bit more guts, though, do you No?
Speaker 2: I love her just as she is. I love her
Speaker 2: little quirks. I love her.
Speaker 3: I love that she can only play one character. That's
Speaker 3: fine with Me's true.
Speaker 1: She's a one trick pony, but god, I love the trick.
Speaker 1: It's great, and I can watch the trick forever and ever.
Speaker 1: And also, I take that back. I like that she's
Speaker 1: quite happily living her life and she does need to
Speaker 1: be in the spotlight, in everyone's face, talking about everything.
Speaker 1: She has sat down with Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live,
Speaker 1: and he occasionally does this. He brings up all the
Speaker 1: rumors and bits and lambs and says, this is true
Speaker 1: or is it not. Have a listen to this one.
Speaker 2: You have a ziplock bag filled with your dead therapist
Speaker 2: to ashes. That one's a little bit true.
Speaker 1: Right. Oh, I'm gonna sound like I really need a therapist.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you need one. It's a long yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions.
Speaker 3: I will never understand people keeping ashes on the idea
Speaker 3: of ashes. I know that sounds blackhearted, but like, I
Speaker 3: don't want when someone in my family passes them sitting
Speaker 3: on my mantlepiece in an urn.
Speaker 2: I do really.
Speaker 1: Yes, In fact, I gran who I loved like and
Speaker 1: I almost love her more now that she's gone. You
Speaker 1: know how that happens. She was cremated and then she
Speaker 1: was buried behind a plak in a cemetery on the
Speaker 1: outskirts of Brisbane that I'll never go to. I would
Speaker 1: much rather like a floby occupitis and statue with her
Speaker 1: in some I've got ashes in my house. My beautiful
Speaker 1: corgy Beanie is a yes is in a little timber box.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'll just take a nice photo to S and J,
Speaker 3: get it framed and whack it on a wall and
Speaker 3: that'll be my little memento.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna give you my ashes. The Chrissy
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