WEBVTT - 🐵 🍺 Jealous Drunk Monkey Attacks His Owner's New Husband! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:09.399 Quick get day adelaides. Sometimes Joe's a story just sort 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.360 of stumbles across your desk and you're like, Wow, that's 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:15.120 hit me. That's something I can really connect with. Okay, 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:15.840 you're ready for this? 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:16.160 Yes? 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:16.439 Please. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:19.280 Jael's monkey has gone on a drunken rampage and Russia, 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.040 biting several people in eating cookies before three men were 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.119 able to restrain him. And then straight away you're like, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:30.560 oh my gosh, this is my life. According to you 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:32.880 can't make this up too. By the way, according to 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:37.479 a Russian media outlet, Garrick that's his name, Garreck a 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:42.479 monkey from the village of Maliki, come from also minoor So, Russia. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.640 He escaped after his owner's husband remember that as well, 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:49.120 his owner's husband let him out of his cage right. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:54.560 Garrick apparently drank from an open whiskey bottle before running outside, 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:58.720 where he proceeded to attack five people, including a pregnant woman. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.400 A Russian news outlet reported that Garrett picked tulips to 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.319 eat the buds, as well as dining on cookies and 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.520 an apple. Garret was reportedly so strong it took three 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.280 men to austray in the drunken primate luring him in 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.600 with sugar cookies. Another media outlet reported that the mean 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.600 drunk was examined by events for any sign of disease, 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:24.640 who only reported him a strong stench of alcohol. He 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:29.319 just wreaked a whiskey. Everyone Garret attack received a Rabi's injection, 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.000 including a local journalist who was a bit on the 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.800 lip and required stitches. Oh my goodness, this is the kicker. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:38.200 Garrick's poor behavior apparently started two years ago when his 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.360 owner got married, causing him to become jealous and aggressive 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.679 on of his owner's new husband. So there's a kicker. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:46.800 The monkey will now live at a zoo as his 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.120 owner cannot control him. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.280 No, it doesn't sound like it. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:50.520 And isn't that just life? Baby? 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:51.040 Isn't it? 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.080 Isn't that just life, isn't it? I mean, I think 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.400 everyone at some point in their life can connect with Garrey. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.240 Well, so you know how when people go out and 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:59.680 they have a few drinks and I have to be careful. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.080 We are in a school, but people have a few 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.840 drinks and then they develop an alter ego. From this 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.840 day forth, when we venture out into public and there 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.120 is an open bar, you will forever be known as garrettred. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.639 Because that time that I attack five people and I 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.080 bit one of them, and of course her to have 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.240 stitches in her lips, remember that. No, And they're like, oh, 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.600 does he have rabies? No, he just reeks of alcohol. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:21.840 It just stinks of whiskey. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.480 Oh oh, thank you Garret for shining a light on 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:30.400 what is pretty stock standard human behavior. It's a story 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:34.799 of alcoholism. It's a story of self growth. Yes, it's 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.600 a story of jealousy. Yes, and that's life, baby, Yeah, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:38.959 that's what it's all about. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:43.840 And completely unrelated. But Josh Michelle is just a right, it's. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.920 All ahead of you, young man. Let's introduce our next guest, Jodes, 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.200 as part of seven Yews and one of the absolute 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:54.200 dawings of the news room before that, an absolute drawing 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:56.720 of the football field for Port Adelaide, for South Australia 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.440 and North Melbourne for Collingwood. Would you believe it? It's 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.080 bloody Brooks, bloody bru. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.040 Hazy. 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:07.360 Thanks mate, there we go and you're welcome you too. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:11.880 Jody with the Nana rug Oh, I know, okay, I 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:12.639 got to plaint. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:13.919 A picture because I realized it's not TV. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.600 Jody's here, rugged up and she's got the Nana rug 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.120 the and what would you describe that? 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:21.760 It was quilt. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.600 It was handcrafted by my mother in the war and 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:25.320 it is one of the children's But also under the 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:26.240 Nana rug. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.119 Is a weak beut. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.079 In between songs as well, I think, what are you doing? 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.040 Some knitting as well a crocheting? 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:39.360 Actually, okay, she's a little bit fresh. Bruce Hazey always 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.040 says such nice things about you. In fact, he was 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.000 saying twenty two Yeah. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.120 When he's at the footy with you, you can barely 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.360 walk through the crowd without getting not harassed. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.120 But a lot of attention, is that right? 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.680 And it's an uncomfortable situation for Bruce because even though 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.520 it's happened, his whole life doesn't deal with the attention 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.440 as well as somehow in a good way. Yeah, other 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.560 people do you know? Elements listening you carry on? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:04.800 You made me catch a tram once to a Port 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.120 Adelaide and I'm. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.360 Not well, what did you make of Hazes come back 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.040 to the football field after ten years in retirement, Jode. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.120 It was great to see him. The comment he had 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.279 to the Elizabeth Eagles. But what happens is in every 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.839 man's life he realizes at some stage he's not the 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.320 young man he used to be, right, And that happened 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.880 to Hazy. The look on his face was shattering. It 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.080 happened to me. I was sixty, but that's okay. But 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.520 was just I am broken, I am busted, and I'm 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:37.440 just not me anymore. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.920 Well for a man who prides himself on his rig too, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:40.680 you know. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.200 The rig, Yeah, you know what, happy for it to 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.520 be in the hamstring. Hamstring's not getting much for flex 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.960 these days. Anyway, he did you did you get many injuries? Happened? 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:50.760 We injured it all? 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.440 No, you're kidding. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.480 Actually can't injure a roll through yet to get near 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:59.520 the ball exactly, It was easy running down the side. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.560 Make of Port Adelaide's season so far, well, we've showed highlights, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:05.479 we've showed low lights. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.360 We've for three quarters we didn't deserve to win the game. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.760 Sometimes you win games you don't deserve too. Sometimes you 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.760 lose games you should win, and you put that down. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.279 That's why they are twenty three rounds. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:19.720 So we work it out, should make the finals. All 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.320 that matters in Port Adelaide is what happens in the 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.080 finals now, because we've made finals for years. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.599 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bruce. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.360 We love your work of course seven years on the 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.080 weekend as our sports presenter. But also I mean this 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.640 is a bloke who is yes, a double maybe triple threat. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.800 The Car Club Season two about to launch it seven 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:40.360 mates seven plus streaming tomorrow from ten thirty Season two. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:45.039 That's that's the words I lot got in here. Look, look, 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:46.680 we're a great. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.479 Car stay here in South Australia and Peter Malanaskis worked 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.520 that out just before the election and got himself elected 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.600 with the VAILO and of course the great stories. We're 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.880 lucky enough to do a show about cars because I 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.040 love my cars too. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.920 Highlighting everything in South Australia and it goes nationally. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.000 So to take the story of South Australia in our 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.120 car history, heritage and what we've got to the country 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:06.760 is fantastic. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.480 The other thing you've got as well, which I think 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.880 a lot of people don't know, is a young lady 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.960 by the name of Amelia Mulkay who is a genuine 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:14.960 car enthusiast. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.040 Well she will we so does Mark setterstor Roll. We 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.800 start foot the idea up and Amelia came to said 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.479 we've been involved because I grew up with my dad 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.360 building hot rods and my childhood was going to all 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.960 these hot rod shows with my dad with cars. And 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:31.840 I'm looking at Amelia going, You're the last person I 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.679 would have said. She loves her cars, knows and gets 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.360 involved with people at car shows, and you know that 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.080 takes her back to her time as a child with 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:39.479 her dad. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:42.680 I never knew that of Amelia. That's amazing. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.280 Rest before I let you go. Of course, we are 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.240 here at our Lady Queen of Peace at Albert Park. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.200 I think you you're allowed. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.080 I'm allowed back on school grounds. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:55.479 Okay, that finished. You're you're a rose water children just 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.600 across the road at Chldren. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.360 Yeah, we didn't come over the side of the port 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.960 road because the children he was there, that was scary. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.800 But your high schooling days, can you tell us the 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.240 story about being a young premiership player, because Bruce was 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.840 in this rare category where he was winning sample premierships 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.560 when he was still in his high school What exactly 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.360 would happen for a youngster when you've got schooling duties 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.760 but also you've just won a premiership with Port Adelaide. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.240 Well, I didn't realize on Monday. It was a pub crawl. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.640 I just thought we'd go to school. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.400 Yeah, And it was year twelve, and I was doing 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:27.000 the suicide five as they call it now. And in 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.880 the chemistry class, I look out a bit of commotion 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.800 to the quadrangle and the entire Port Adelaide League and 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.440 reserves football teams. We're running around the school at Woodville 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.320 Highchool looking for me. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:37.200 Oh my god. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.720 And they run into chemistry class and a scary bloke 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.880 called Dave Grange. You looked at my chemistry teacher and 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:46.360 said I'm taking him, of which there was no refusal, 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.480 and I got sent home in a taxi about seven blind. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:52.880 Not that we encourage that year twelve. 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.400 You just sort of feel like the times have changed. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.320 That we had a round to go nowadays, and it 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.680 was all these school girls running around getting autographs. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.640 Just forget school for about two hours. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.200 We're just gonna cut you off there. We're going to 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:06.560 cut you off there and not take the next step 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.040 in that conversation exactly. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.520 Also, congratulations, you are a grand a brand new grandfather. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:16.080 Yes, young Jack, he's the first. As you know, it 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.480 would be great. We take eight million pictures of him. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.480 And by the time we get to grandchild three or four, 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:21.480 there we get none. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.120 But that's all right. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.280 Well the way it works, Bruce, thank you so much 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:25.520 for coming down my pleasure. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.120 Thank you very just for having me the car Club 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:31.040 ten thirty seven Mate tomorrow. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:31.360 To plug himself? Don't he a. 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.920 Great stories hazy because Hazey is no good at it. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.120 If no one else all plug, you might as well 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:37.640 plug yourself. That's what we've always said. 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:37.719 Isn't it. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.559 He's what you're waking up to Adelaide. What's the news today? 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.720 Your posts? Not but you Andrew Hayes. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.160 But I get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:50.520 on my phone. So what we like to do for 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.360 you is break down all the big stories from the 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:56.200 last twelve to twenty four hours, starting off. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.199 With the fact there. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:02.000 Is a multi multi multi millionaire walking around in Adelaide 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.120 and they don't even know it yet. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.920 Am I rid Abs good morning? 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.960 Well yes, unfortunately I am here, which means it's not me, 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.000 but one lucky ticket holder did win the whole one 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.440 hundred and fifty million dollars. So, as you said before, 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.920 it's the biggest lottery prize in Australia. Basically, there were 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:21.439 nine winning ticket holders who took away or second prize 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.280 with two hundred and seventy six thousand each. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.760 Take second, abs, sorry, just take second. I will just 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.520 take that. Yeah, that would have been good for me. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.240 But the whole thing is today is that the ticket 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.559 was unregistered, so it basically means that there's no way 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:38.160 of contacting the winner, which means everybody needs to if 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.160 you've got a ticket last night, go and check it 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.040 and make sure. Yeah, you go and check it, and 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:44.160 you get your money. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:47.560 So this is a question, it's a horrible question without notice. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.440 But what happens if they don't find them just jackpot 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:54.120 again or they just is that ticket valid for perpetuity 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.320 like you can always claim it? 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.880 No, I think they've got a certain amount of time. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.000 I'm pretty sure. But I do remember a few year 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.439 ago we're talking about this in the office. Somebody won 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.960 like fifty million dollars, but it took them ages to 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.240 claim it. They'd put the ticket in a bag or 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.560 something and they found out ages later. But I'm not 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.640 quite sure what the timeframe is for them to go 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.600 in and say, hey, the one fifty is mine. 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.440 Can you imagine the frantic search. If you knew it 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:21.920 was your ticket but you couldn't find it, and you 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.839 knew it was somewhere in your house. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.480 Yeah, you'd be freaking out when you They usually they 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.640 usually are able to be able to trace it and say, 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.440 you know it's from this area. So we'll see what 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.880 happens today. But I would say that the person maybe 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.040 is waking up and checking it this morning. 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.280 And can I just say that everything you've ever lost, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:39.600 ever is in a jacket pocket. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.520 Yeah, that's where it always turns up. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.520 You've got twelve months, according to produce a m so 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:49.920 twelve months to claim it. Goodness gracious. All right, well 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.319 let's move on to some Brittney news, shall we. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:53.280 Of course? 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:59.920 News it Ritney's posted on Instagram, which brings much excite 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:05.240 to our little studio, and Brittaney's post naked and I 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.520 can confirm she is completely and utterly naked. She's on 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.319 some tropical island and she's lolling around in the sand 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:14.520 and the shallow water. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.760 Hazy your first thoughts. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.960 She looks like a beached sea lion, just trying to 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.760 find her way out of the water. And I'm speaking 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:26.079 on every single person with eyeballs when I'm looking at it, 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.520 going well, it just sort of feels like she's making 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.120 too much contact front on with the sand and excess 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.760 sand getting into places where I'd imagine if you're a female, 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.719 you don't want sand to get into do you know 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:38.080 what I mean? 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.800 Joe God, male or female? Just sand in your bits? 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.600 You know you just don't need it. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.640 That that was your slogan and your bio for a 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.600 long time. Don't get sand in your bits. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.920 You're wondering whether she won the well, you sort of 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.719 go if she won the one fifty one hundred and 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.319 fifty million, she went to a secluded island, good for her, 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.440 But she she didn't have clothes, so maybe she didn't 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.839 win it. Like if you if you want one hundred 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.360 and fifty million, you can afford some bathers. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.680 Sure, how much is sand extraction surgery? 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.800 Also special shout out to the highly original caption that 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.320 says hello to my ASSA. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.480 Hello to my ass in a real American way? 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:19.320 What about you? 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.920 What about your words as well? If foun'ly not sure 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.679 I can say this bit, you're like, oh, how about 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.920 that post from Brittany And that's a little bit hitney, 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.200 that's very good. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:28.720 But you. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.520 Britney Spears on fire. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.480 Oh yeah, that's nice. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:35.560 Isn't it. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.520 Ah, that's what you get with Britney Spears. So I 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.680 mean do yourlf de self favorite just chack or a follow? Yeah, 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.200 because every now and then she's just going to do 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:46.400 something that makes you go, what's going on in that 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.880 beautiful brain of yours, Brittany. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.520 It's been sent in three hundred and eighty nine thousand 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:51.240 times already. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:54.800 Goodness gracious that certainly gave rale I would say this 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:56.679 on behalf of her children. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:03.680 Mum, mum, Mom, we've talked about this. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.000 If she did it again, did you do that little bit? 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:09.920 Look good to sit there and be like, where's that 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:10.960 bloody conservatorship? 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:11.199 Go on? 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.800 All right? That is your post snooze news coming out 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:19.360 next even on location, Jode's is going to drop the 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.720 first question for the six fifteen vending Machinequise my right, 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.000 jo am? I right, all right, coming to your life 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.520 from our lady Queen of Peace at Albert Park. It 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.440 is Friday's like school. 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:29.920 Feedback I think is important. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.560 It's the only way you grow as a human and 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.840 you evolve and you develop and you get better. So 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.480 that's why I like to deliver it to you each 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.760 and every week in the form of diary. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.559 Okay, stand by, ladies and gentlemen. This is Jody's diary, 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.880 the week that was in the eyes and ears and 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.239 knows of Jody, Ottie. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:48.760 Judy's diary. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:50.080 Dear Diary. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.880 Well, we started the week with some real medical chat 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.600 after Hazy ripped his hamstring in his return to footy 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.360 after nearly ten years. Had a bit of a chat 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:02.520 to your hamstring? Oh didn't it just screamed. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.959 Just screamed. What it sounds like when it screamed. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.680 Sounded like med Flanders from the Simpsons. 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.600 Really, that was my hamstring. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.280 Yeah, we got a real breakdown on my bung shoulder 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.839 from a bloke with a dodgy hemmy. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.040 He once you got a bunk shoulder though, I have 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:16.880 a bunk shoulder. 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:17.480 Oh my god. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.640 If anyone knows that cure for burst artists, let me know. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.160 Please, it's you artist. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:29.280 You probably have to get a drained oh, brother, probably 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:30.640 have to get If you got a burst artist, it 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.440 means you've got a colder sack in your shoulder. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:33.280 It's probably full of fluid. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:34.160 You might have to get a drainer. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.680 Oh really, Yeah, did you just say, colder sack is 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.840 in the dead end street. 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:40.480 Let's get back to the tapes please. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.640 It means you've got a colder sack. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:47.960 Oh God, bring on hump Day already Wednesday, it's Jodie 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.280 and Hazy welcome Andrew. 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:50.880 It is Tuesday. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.200 O'h god, a lot of stuff. 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:57.440 What about when you try to say the name of 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.520 one of the most loved members of the Nova family, please, 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:04.840 welcome to the studio, Michael Whipper whip Fly and Hazey 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.400 wasn't getting any love from his hammy or his daughter 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:08.480 last night? 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:12.200 Just quickly, Yeah, I was putting my daughter's and maybe 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.840 it's habit, Maybe it's what she's actually thinking. I said, 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.640 good night, Lottie, I love you, and she said, I 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:18.280 love you too. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:18.720 Mummy. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.520 Some real solid feedback about my hair. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.960 You have never, in the history of me knowing you, 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:26.760 ever had your hair out. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:27.840 If I was curly. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.920 She did once she held it for ten years. First, yeah, 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.920 you're on the desk. I only thing for you if 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.720 you just run a brush through, because it was very 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:39.000 like twenty ten curls. Yeah, people say sorry anyway, that's all. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.640 I was saying. She looked like justin Tim Blake. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:45.520 Yeah, I mean, but at least mine don't sprout out 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:46.000 of my chin. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.040 I just had a shower in my jomies and I'm 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.360 fucking the hair out of my chin. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.720 As you know, I swim enough to do I reckon. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.760 Everything was fine. But the reason it was fleeing is 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.520 because you pete for your window saw fucking she has? 0:15:59.520 --> 0:15:59.840 What's that? 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:00.120 Oh? 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.760 We asked the question what have you seen? In hospitality? 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:05.960 Our abs had a run in with a woman in a. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.640 Toilet three o'clock in the morning, and I get a 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.400 call over the radio because I was in charge, and Abby, 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:13.560 can you come to the toilets in the front bar. 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:15.600 So I walked down there. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:19.120 And this woman has got her underwear at her knees 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.960 and she's sitting on the toilet and pretty much like asleep. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.280 Excuse me, you know we're packing up tom tool. I thought, well, 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:26.440 she's not throwing up, so that's good. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.960 Off the toilet and she turns around and she rips 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.840 off the toilet sea and I went, sorry, like for that, 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.080 that's our toilet seat. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.680 Can you just leave it there? She was so out 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.040 of it that she just looked at me. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.720 She pulled her nickers up, she grabbed the toilet seat, 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.120 put it under her arm, and. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:45.640 She pulled out the front door. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.000 And the next night she came in again, she lined 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.800 up out the front and I thought, I don't know 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:53.360 if she remembers what she did last night and so embarrassing. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:55.880 But also I laugh about that story every time I 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.960 tell it, and did you say produces Oh, you can't 0:16:58.000 --> 0:16:58.480 be doing that. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.120 In here. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.360 Call a Luke from the murray Lands revealed how one 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.120 woman in a pub actually made money on a night out. 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.240 Let's go to Luke from Murrayland's good morning, Luke, what 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.200 are we seen in a pub? 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.119 So we have a young girl come in ask for 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.520 free drinks? I told you we didn't do that. Now 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.440