Speaker 1: Quick get day adelaides. Sometimes Joe's a story just sort
Speaker 1: of stumbles across your desk and you're like, Wow, that's
Speaker 1: hit me. That's something I can really connect with. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're ready for this?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 1: Jael's monkey has gone on a drunken rampage and Russia,
Speaker 1: biting several people in eating cookies before three men were
Speaker 1: able to restrain him. And then straight away you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is my life. According to you
Speaker 1: can't make this up too. By the way, according to
Speaker 1: a Russian media outlet, Garrick that's his name, Garreck a
Speaker 1: monkey from the village of Maliki, come from also minoor So, Russia.
Speaker 1: He escaped after his owner's husband remember that as well,
Speaker 1: his owner's husband let him out of his cage right.
Speaker 1: Garrick apparently drank from an open whiskey bottle before running outside,
Speaker 1: where he proceeded to attack five people, including a pregnant woman.
Speaker 1: A Russian news outlet reported that Garrett picked tulips to
Speaker 1: eat the buds, as well as dining on cookies and
Speaker 1: an apple. Garret was reportedly so strong it took three
Speaker 1: men to austray in the drunken primate luring him in
Speaker 1: with sugar cookies. Another media outlet reported that the mean
Speaker 1: drunk was examined by events for any sign of disease,
Speaker 1: who only reported him a strong stench of alcohol. He
Speaker 1: just wreaked a whiskey. Everyone Garret attack received a Rabi's injection,
Speaker 1: including a local journalist who was a bit on the
Speaker 1: lip and required stitches. Oh my goodness, this is the kicker.
Speaker 1: Garrick's poor behavior apparently started two years ago when his
Speaker 1: owner got married, causing him to become jealous and aggressive
Speaker 1: on of his owner's new husband. So there's a kicker.
Speaker 1: The monkey will now live at a zoo as his
Speaker 1: owner cannot control him.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't sound like it.
Speaker 1: And isn't that just life? Baby?
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 1: Isn't that just life, isn't it? I mean, I think
Speaker 1: everyone at some point in their life can connect with Garrey.
Speaker 4: Well, so you know how when people go out and
Speaker 4: they have a few drinks and I have to be careful.
Speaker 4: We are in a school, but people have a few
Speaker 4: drinks and then they develop an alter ego. From this
Speaker 4: day forth, when we venture out into public and there
Speaker 4: is an open bar, you will forever be known as garrettred.
Speaker 1: Because that time that I attack five people and I
Speaker 1: bit one of them, and of course her to have
Speaker 1: stitches in her lips, remember that. No, And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: does he have rabies? No, he just reeks of alcohol.
Speaker 3: It just stinks of whiskey.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, thank you Garret for shining a light on
Speaker 1: what is pretty stock standard human behavior. It's a story
Speaker 1: of alcoholism. It's a story of self growth. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: a story of jealousy. Yes, and that's life, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: And completely unrelated. But Josh Michelle is just a right, it's.
Speaker 1: All ahead of you, young man. Let's introduce our next guest, Jodes,
Speaker 1: as part of seven Yews and one of the absolute
Speaker 1: dawings of the news room before that, an absolute drawing
Speaker 1: of the football field for Port Adelaide, for South Australia
Speaker 1: and North Melbourne for Collingwood. Would you believe it? It's
Speaker 1: bloody Brooks, bloody bru.
Speaker 5: Hazy.
Speaker 1: Thanks mate, there we go and you're welcome you too.
Speaker 6: Jody with the Nana rug Oh, I know, okay, I
Speaker 6: got to plaint.
Speaker 5: A picture because I realized it's not TV.
Speaker 6: Jody's here, rugged up and she's got the Nana rug
Speaker 6: the and what would you describe that?
Speaker 3: It was quilt.
Speaker 4: It was handcrafted by my mother in the war and
Speaker 4: it is one of the children's But also under the
Speaker 4: Nana rug.
Speaker 3: Is a weak beut.
Speaker 1: In between songs as well, I think, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Some knitting as well a crocheting?
Speaker 3: Actually, okay, she's a little bit fresh. Bruce Hazey always
Speaker 3: says such nice things about you. In fact, he was
Speaker 3: saying twenty two Yeah.
Speaker 4: When he's at the footy with you, you can barely
Speaker 4: walk through the crowd without getting not harassed.
Speaker 3: But a lot of attention, is that right?
Speaker 1: And it's an uncomfortable situation for Bruce because even though
Speaker 1: it's happened, his whole life doesn't deal with the attention
Speaker 1: as well as somehow in a good way. Yeah, other
Speaker 1: people do you know? Elements listening you carry on?
Speaker 6: You made me catch a tram once to a Port
Speaker 6: Adelaide and I'm.
Speaker 4: Not well, what did you make of Hazes come back
Speaker 4: to the football field after ten years in retirement, Jode.
Speaker 6: It was great to see him. The comment he had
Speaker 6: to the Elizabeth Eagles. But what happens is in every
Speaker 6: man's life he realizes at some stage he's not the
Speaker 6: young man he used to be, right, And that happened
Speaker 6: to Hazy. The look on his face was shattering. It
Speaker 6: happened to me. I was sixty, but that's okay. But
Speaker 6: was just I am broken, I am busted, and I'm
Speaker 6: just not me anymore.
Speaker 3: Well for a man who prides himself on his rig too,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: The rig, Yeah, you know what, happy for it to
Speaker 1: be in the hamstring. Hamstring's not getting much for flex
Speaker 1: these days. Anyway, he did you did you get many injuries? Happened?
Speaker 1: We injured it all?
Speaker 5: No, you're kidding.
Speaker 6: Actually can't injure a roll through yet to get near
Speaker 6: the ball exactly, It was easy running down the side.
Speaker 4: Make of Port Adelaide's season so far, well, we've showed highlights,
Speaker 4: we've showed low lights.
Speaker 5: We've for three quarters we didn't deserve to win the game.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you win games you don't deserve too. Sometimes you
Speaker 6: lose games you should win, and you put that down.
Speaker 5: That's why they are twenty three rounds.
Speaker 6: So we work it out, should make the finals. All
Speaker 6: that matters in Port Adelaide is what happens in the
Speaker 6: finals now, because we've made finals for years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bruce.
Speaker 1: We love your work of course seven years on the
Speaker 1: weekend as our sports presenter. But also I mean this
Speaker 1: is a bloke who is yes, a double maybe triple threat.
Speaker 1: The Car Club Season two about to launch it seven
Speaker 1: mates seven plus streaming tomorrow from ten thirty Season two.
Speaker 5: That's that's the words I lot got in here. Look, look,
Speaker 5: we're a great.
Speaker 6: Car stay here in South Australia and Peter Malanaskis worked
Speaker 6: that out just before the election and got himself elected
Speaker 6: with the VAILO and of course the great stories. We're
Speaker 6: lucky enough to do a show about cars because I
Speaker 6: love my cars too.
Speaker 5: Highlighting everything in South Australia and it goes nationally.
Speaker 6: So to take the story of South Australia in our
Speaker 6: car history, heritage and what we've got to the country
Speaker 6: is fantastic.
Speaker 1: The other thing you've got as well, which I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know, is a young lady
Speaker 1: by the name of Amelia Mulkay who is a genuine
Speaker 1: car enthusiast.
Speaker 6: Well she will we so does Mark setterstor Roll. We
Speaker 6: start foot the idea up and Amelia came to said
Speaker 6: we've been involved because I grew up with my dad
Speaker 6: building hot rods and my childhood was going to all
Speaker 6: these hot rod shows with my dad with cars. And
Speaker 6: I'm looking at Amelia going, You're the last person I
Speaker 6: would have said. She loves her cars, knows and gets
Speaker 6: involved with people at car shows, and you know that
Speaker 6: takes her back to her time as a child with
Speaker 6: her dad.
Speaker 3: I never knew that of Amelia. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Rest before I let you go. Of course, we are
Speaker 1: here at our Lady Queen of Peace at Albert Park.
Speaker 1: I think you you're allowed.
Speaker 5: I'm allowed back on school grounds.
Speaker 1: Okay, that finished. You're you're a rose water children just
Speaker 1: across the road at Chldren.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't come over the side of the port
Speaker 6: road because the children he was there, that was scary.
Speaker 1: But your high schooling days, can you tell us the
Speaker 1: story about being a young premiership player, because Bruce was
Speaker 1: in this rare category where he was winning sample premierships
Speaker 1: when he was still in his high school What exactly
Speaker 1: would happen for a youngster when you've got schooling duties
Speaker 1: but also you've just won a premiership with Port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't realize on Monday. It was a pub crawl.
Speaker 5: I just thought we'd go to school.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And it was year twelve, and I was doing
Speaker 6: the suicide five as they call it now. And in
Speaker 6: the chemistry class, I look out a bit of commotion
Speaker 6: to the quadrangle and the entire Port Adelaide League and
Speaker 6: reserves football teams. We're running around the school at Woodville
Speaker 6: Highchool looking for me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And they run into chemistry class and a scary bloke
Speaker 6: called Dave Grange. You looked at my chemistry teacher and
Speaker 6: said I'm taking him, of which there was no refusal,
Speaker 6: and I got sent home in a taxi about seven blind.
Speaker 3: Not that we encourage that year twelve.
Speaker 1: You just sort of feel like the times have changed.
Speaker 6: That we had a round to go nowadays, and it
Speaker 6: was all these school girls running around getting autographs.
Speaker 5: Just forget school for about two hours.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna cut you off there. We're going to
Speaker 1: cut you off there and not take the next step
Speaker 1: in that conversation exactly.
Speaker 4: Also, congratulations, you are a grand a brand new grandfather.
Speaker 5: Yes, young Jack, he's the first. As you know, it
Speaker 5: would be great. We take eight million pictures of him.
Speaker 6: And by the time we get to grandchild three or four,
Speaker 6: there we get none.
Speaker 5: But that's all right.
Speaker 4: Well the way it works, Bruce, thank you so much
Speaker 4: for coming down my pleasure.
Speaker 6: Thank you very just for having me the car Club
Speaker 6: ten thirty seven Mate tomorrow.
Speaker 3: To plug himself? Don't he a.
Speaker 6: Great stories hazy because Hazey is no good at it.
Speaker 1: If no one else all plug, you might as well
Speaker 1: plug yourself. That's what we've always said.
Speaker 5: Isn't it.
Speaker 7: He's what you're waking up to Adelaide. What's the news today?
Speaker 3: Your posts? Not but you Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: But I get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff
Speaker 4: on my phone. So what we like to do for
Speaker 4: you is break down all the big stories from the
Speaker 4: last twelve to twenty four hours, starting off.
Speaker 3: With the fact there.
Speaker 4: Is a multi multi multi millionaire walking around in Adelaide
Speaker 4: and they don't even know it yet.
Speaker 3: Am I rid Abs good morning?
Speaker 8: Well yes, unfortunately I am here, which means it's not me,
Speaker 8: but one lucky ticket holder did win the whole one
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty million dollars. So, as you said before,
Speaker 8: it's the biggest lottery prize in Australia. Basically, there were
Speaker 8: nine winning ticket holders who took away or second prize
Speaker 8: with two hundred and seventy six thousand each.
Speaker 3: Take second, abs, sorry, just take second. I will just
Speaker 3: take that. Yeah, that would have been good for me.
Speaker 8: But the whole thing is today is that the ticket
Speaker 8: was unregistered, so it basically means that there's no way
Speaker 8: of contacting the winner, which means everybody needs to if
Speaker 8: you've got a ticket last night, go and check it
Speaker 8: and make sure. Yeah, you go and check it, and
Speaker 8: you get your money.
Speaker 3: So this is a question, it's a horrible question without notice.
Speaker 4: But what happens if they don't find them just jackpot
Speaker 4: again or they just is that ticket valid for perpetuity
Speaker 4: like you can always claim it?
Speaker 8: No, I think they've got a certain amount of time.
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure. But I do remember a few year
Speaker 8: ago we're talking about this in the office. Somebody won
Speaker 8: like fifty million dollars, but it took them ages to
Speaker 8: claim it. They'd put the ticket in a bag or
Speaker 8: something and they found out ages later. But I'm not
Speaker 8: quite sure what the timeframe is for them to go
Speaker 8: in and say, hey, the one fifty is mine.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the frantic search. If you knew it
Speaker 1: was your ticket but you couldn't find it, and you
Speaker 1: knew it was somewhere in your house.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you'd be freaking out when you They usually they
Speaker 8: usually are able to be able to trace it and say,
Speaker 8: you know it's from this area. So we'll see what
Speaker 8: happens today. But I would say that the person maybe
Speaker 8: is waking up and checking it this morning.
Speaker 4: And can I just say that everything you've ever lost,
Speaker 4: ever is in a jacket pocket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where it always turns up.
Speaker 4: You've got twelve months, according to produce a m so
Speaker 4: twelve months to claim it. Goodness gracious. All right, well
Speaker 4: let's move on to some Brittney news, shall we.
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 4: News it Ritney's posted on Instagram, which brings much excite
Speaker 4: to our little studio, and Brittaney's post naked and I
Speaker 4: can confirm she is completely and utterly naked. She's on
Speaker 4: some tropical island and she's lolling around in the sand
Speaker 4: and the shallow water.
Speaker 3: Hazy your first thoughts.
Speaker 1: She looks like a beached sea lion, just trying to
Speaker 1: find her way out of the water. And I'm speaking
Speaker 1: on every single person with eyeballs when I'm looking at it,
Speaker 1: going well, it just sort of feels like she's making
Speaker 1: too much contact front on with the sand and excess
Speaker 1: sand getting into places where I'd imagine if you're a female,
Speaker 1: you don't want sand to get into do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Joe God, male or female? Just sand in your bits?
Speaker 3: You know you just don't need it.
Speaker 1: That that was your slogan and your bio for a
Speaker 1: long time. Don't get sand in your bits.
Speaker 8: You're wondering whether she won the well, you sort of
Speaker 8: go if she won the one fifty one hundred and
Speaker 8: fifty million, she went to a secluded island, good for her,
Speaker 8: But she she didn't have clothes, so maybe she didn't
Speaker 8: win it. Like if you if you want one hundred
Speaker 8: and fifty million, you can afford some bathers.
Speaker 1: Sure, how much is sand extraction surgery?
Speaker 4: Also special shout out to the highly original caption that
Speaker 4: says hello to my ASSA.
Speaker 1: Hello to my ass in a real American way?
Speaker 7: What about you?
Speaker 1: What about your words as well? If foun'ly not sure
Speaker 1: I can say this bit, you're like, oh, how about
Speaker 1: that post from Brittany And that's a little bit hitney,
Speaker 1: that's very good.
Speaker 4: But you.
Speaker 1: Britney Spears on fire.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 6: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's what you get with Britney Spears. So I
Speaker 1: mean do yourlf de self favorite just chack or a follow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because every now and then she's just going to do
Speaker 1: something that makes you go, what's going on in that
Speaker 1: beautiful brain of yours, Brittany.
Speaker 4: It's been sent in three hundred and eighty nine thousand
Speaker 4: times already.
Speaker 3: Goodness gracious that certainly gave rale I would say this
Speaker 3: on behalf of her children.
Speaker 4: Mum, mum, Mom, we've talked about this.
Speaker 3: If she did it again, did you do that little bit?
Speaker 1: Look good to sit there and be like, where's that
Speaker 1: bloody conservatorship?
Speaker 6: Go on?
Speaker 1: All right? That is your post snooze news coming out
Speaker 1: next even on location, Jode's is going to drop the
Speaker 1: first question for the six fifteen vending Machinequise my right,
Speaker 1: jo am? I right, all right, coming to your life
Speaker 1: from our lady Queen of Peace at Albert Park. It
Speaker 1: is Friday's like school.
Speaker 3: Feedback I think is important.
Speaker 4: It's the only way you grow as a human and
Speaker 4: you evolve and you develop and you get better. So
Speaker 4: that's why I like to deliver it to you each
Speaker 4: and every week in the form of diary.
Speaker 1: Okay, stand by, ladies and gentlemen. This is Jody's diary,
Speaker 1: the week that was in the eyes and ears and
Speaker 1: knows of Jody, Ottie.
Speaker 7: Judy's diary.
Speaker 3: Dear Diary.
Speaker 4: Well, we started the week with some real medical chat
Speaker 4: after Hazy ripped his hamstring in his return to footy
Speaker 4: after nearly ten years. Had a bit of a chat
Speaker 4: to your hamstring? Oh didn't it just screamed.
Speaker 7: Just screamed. What it sounds like when it screamed.
Speaker 3: Sounded like med Flanders from the Simpsons.
Speaker 7: Really, that was my hamstring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a real breakdown on my bung shoulder
Speaker 4: from a bloke with a dodgy hemmy.
Speaker 7: He once you got a bunk shoulder though, I have
Speaker 7: a bunk shoulder.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If anyone knows that cure for burst artists, let me know.
Speaker 7: Please, it's you artist.
Speaker 9: You probably have to get a drained oh, brother, probably
Speaker 9: have to get If you got a burst artist, it
Speaker 9: means you've got a colder sack in your shoulder.
Speaker 1: It's probably full of fluid.
Speaker 7: You might have to get a drainer.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Yeah, did you just say, colder sack is
Speaker 4: in the dead end street.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to the tapes please.
Speaker 1: It means you've got a colder sack.
Speaker 4: Oh God, bring on hump Day already Wednesday, it's Jodie
Speaker 4: and Hazy welcome Andrew.
Speaker 1: It is Tuesday.
Speaker 7: O'h god, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: What about when you try to say the name of
Speaker 4: one of the most loved members of the Nova family, please,
Speaker 4: welcome to the studio, Michael Whipper whip Fly and Hazey
Speaker 4: wasn't getting any love from his hammy or his daughter
Speaker 4: last night?
Speaker 1: Just quickly, Yeah, I was putting my daughter's and maybe
Speaker 1: it's habit, Maybe it's what she's actually thinking. I said,
Speaker 1: good night, Lottie, I love you, and she said, I
Speaker 1: love you too.
Speaker 7: Mummy.
Speaker 3: Some real solid feedback about my hair.
Speaker 7: You have never, in the history of me knowing you,
Speaker 7: ever had your hair out.
Speaker 10: If I was curly.
Speaker 8: She did once she held it for ten years. First, yeah,
Speaker 8: you're on the desk. I only thing for you if
Speaker 8: you just run a brush through, because it was very
Speaker 8: like twenty ten curls. Yeah, people say sorry anyway, that's all.
Speaker 1: I was saying. She looked like justin Tim Blake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but at least mine don't sprout out
Speaker 3: of my chin.
Speaker 8: I just had a shower in my jomies and I'm
Speaker 8: fucking the hair out of my chin.
Speaker 3: As you know, I swim enough to do I reckon.
Speaker 1: Everything was fine. But the reason it was fleeing is
Speaker 1: because you pete for your window saw fucking she has?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: We asked the question what have you seen? In hospitality?
Speaker 4: Our abs had a run in with a woman in a.
Speaker 8: Toilet three o'clock in the morning, and I get a
Speaker 8: call over the radio because I was in charge, and Abby,
Speaker 8: can you come to the toilets in the front bar.
Speaker 3: So I walked down there.
Speaker 8: And this woman has got her underwear at her knees
Speaker 8: and she's sitting on the toilet and pretty much like asleep.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, you know we're packing up tom tool. I thought, well,
Speaker 3: she's not throwing up, so that's good.
Speaker 8: Off the toilet and she turns around and she rips
Speaker 8: off the toilet sea and I went, sorry, like for that,
Speaker 8: that's our toilet seat.
Speaker 3: Can you just leave it there? She was so out
Speaker 3: of it that she just looked at me.
Speaker 8: She pulled her nickers up, she grabbed the toilet seat,
Speaker 8: put it under her arm, and.
Speaker 5: She pulled out the front door.
Speaker 8: And the next night she came in again, she lined
Speaker 8: up out the front and I thought, I don't know
Speaker 8: if she remembers what she did last night and so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But also I laugh about that story every time I
Speaker 3: tell it, and did you say produces Oh, you can't
Speaker 3: be doing that.
Speaker 6: In here.
Speaker 4: Call a Luke from the murray Lands revealed how one
Speaker 4: woman in a pub actually made money on a night out.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Luke from Murrayland's good morning, Luke, what
Speaker 4: are we seen in a pub?
Speaker 11: So we have a young girl come in ask for
Speaker 11: free drinks? I told you we didn't do that. Now
Speaker 11: fifteen minutes later she came back with a heap of money.
Speaker 11: Later on we texted security cameras. She picked up a
Speaker 11: glassy train and was filling up cups with everybody's leftovers
Speaker 11: and putting them as drink specials.
Speaker 1: Speaks it's not sure for her.
Speaker 4: Well, I can't even give me for Tata away hatred
Speaker 4: times you.
Speaker 3: Have so much hatred for my for Tarta.
Speaker 1: Do for Tata Shitata, Whatever do you want?
Speaker 7: To talk.
Speaker 3: Let's finish the week with a little nose bleed, shall we.
Speaker 1: I'm Joe's just dealing with a bit of a blood
Speaker 1: noise too, by the way, out rageous stuff, It's okay.
Speaker 7: And then dealing with this all morning, just blood everywhere.
Speaker 3: It happened to grown adults.
Speaker 7: It can, it sure can, thank you, missus Wiggham.
Speaker 9: Doctor said I wouldn't have so many yours please if
Speaker 9: I kept my finger out of there.
Speaker 7: You should listen for doctors.
Speaker 1: Don't start it'll start up.
Speaker 4: Again, so do all the strachin hairs, the sight of
Speaker 4: sufferers and tasty for tatas go off this weekend, Kings
Speaker 4: and queens, Oh my love joy. Yes, it happens each
Speaker 4: and every week. We both select a song each he
Speaker 4: goes head to head. You get to Joe vote on
Speaker 4: the Jony and Hazy Instagram page, and then whichever song wins,
Speaker 4: we'll play after eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look's fair to say, and I don't mean this
Speaker 1: in an noxious arrogance space.
Speaker 3: We'll stop talking there, all right. It's eleven five. We
Speaker 3: get it. You're winning every competition that we ever have
Speaker 3: on this show.
Speaker 1: Pretty comprehensive at the minute, but the theme this week
Speaker 1: is breakup song soccer backers. Me and my hamstring. Look
Speaker 1: sure we're going through some times, right, Yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: through a bit of a difficult patch. I mean, I
Speaker 1: suppose temporarily hopefully we have broken up.
Speaker 4: So this is the problem with your hamstring, and your
Speaker 4: hamstring let you down in a critical moment, which was
Speaker 4: your return to football after ten years, right, and.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you get that trust back in
Speaker 3: your haste.
Speaker 1: So it's both ways. I'm trying to convince the hamstring
Speaker 1: to reattach yourself to me and effectively pick up the
Speaker 1: relationship when I should be angry because it let me
Speaker 1: down when I needed it the most.
Speaker 3: This is a very have you considered relationship counselor no?
Speaker 1: But I will now, Oh my god, we should all
Speaker 1: right watch this space. Okay, So it destroyed my hamstring
Speaker 1: playing for Elizabeth Eagles on the weekend.
Speaker 4: So my song is a quintessential relationship breakup song, but
Speaker 4: also very apt in this space because you have torn
Speaker 4: your hamstrings.
Speaker 3: So let's go this lon.
Speaker 1: It makes sense on so many different lessons.
Speaker 7: Well done, thank.
Speaker 1: You, it's a good tune.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Up against this absolute banger from the Food Fighters. There,
Speaker 1: there you go, two very different songs.
Speaker 5: Might hate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really know that that song's about breaking up?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Necessarily?
Speaker 4: He's just posing the question is the person you're with
Speaker 4: getting the best out of you?
Speaker 3: Have they actually split?
Speaker 1: It's all abuse. Don't try and dissect my song, okay,
Speaker 1: because if I dissected some of your songs, we've sat
Speaker 1: here sometimes, we've sat here sometimes ladies and gentlemen. And
Speaker 1: Joe's has forgotten the song that she has sold. So
Speaker 1: if we're going to critically analyze, I'm not sure that's
Speaker 1: a space.
Speaker 3: It's endearing, it's cute when I do that?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 1: Producer Emily? Put your hand up. If it's cute, I
Speaker 1: think producer Emily has a shoulder issue because she's not moving. Okay,
Speaker 1: i'd see you what boats fifty two?
Speaker 3: Do we know which way swinging?
Speaker 1: Do we know which way? Do we reveal.
Speaker 3: Get voting? Or what you want to hear this morning?
Speaker 4: Which is obviously an absolute Australian classic from our girl
Speaker 4: Natalie and Brulia torn This could be an absolute.
Speaker 1: Droughtbreaker for you. Billy and Jelly on the purly flying
Speaker 1: through the Goalie singing.
Speaker 13: Nearly with the please welcome to the show, Josh for Shelley.
Speaker 1: Our lady Creative Peace at Albert Park. Can you please
Speaker 1: welcome Josh for Shelley, Josh, come.
Speaker 12: On, Jade Hazy.
Speaker 4: Well, and I have to say you've been extremely patient
Speaker 4: because there was a line about one hundred deep to
Speaker 4: have a photo with you at the photo booth.
Speaker 3: How many do you reckon you had taken this morning?
Speaker 12: Yeah, probably not that much, but it was quite big.
Speaker 12: I was just saying before, I don't remember coming to
Speaker 12: school this earlier ever in my life as a kid,
Speaker 12: I was always time. It's all about nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well today, can I ask when you were at school?
Speaker 4: Did you ever have any famous footballers or people come
Speaker 4: and visit you when you're a kid?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, lucky you. I had a few AFL clubs
Speaker 12: come to my school. I think one day we had
Speaker 12: the Carleton Boys. I'm pretty sure I jag Wding came
Speaker 12: and I was a Blue Sport at the time, so
Speaker 12: that was a massive fan girl moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, massive, been to go boy Shepperdon. Shepperdon Right, So
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 4: Did you get shy or did you hit him up
Speaker 4: for an autograph.
Speaker 12: I was a little bit shy, but I was like
Speaker 12: still U nine year team at this stage, and I
Speaker 12: was still a little bit scared to go to talk
Speaker 12: to him. But yeah, yeah, I got the photo, got
Speaker 12: the autograph and moved on.
Speaker 1: How young is Josha was shirley because we aing still young.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing to his school.
Speaker 4: No, exactly, Now, Josh, I just broke the news to
Speaker 4: you about Hazy's hamstring during the week and he's comeback.
Speaker 4: You were very kind last week because you're taught in
Speaker 4: a few potential celebrations if you kicked a goal.
Speaker 3: He did kick goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an absolutely disgusting seagull effort, but it's
Speaker 1: a goal nonetheless taken when you can't, don't your job.
Speaker 12: That's exactly right, goal square fifty meters. Because of the matter,
Speaker 12: it's all the.
Speaker 4: Same on the stats ship, and I would say less
Speaker 4: than fifty six seconds later, he went to tackle someone,
Speaker 4: went down like a saco. You know what, and we've
Speaker 4: got he's gone, We've got the order.
Speaker 3: He's just like, oh god hot, I'm no good. I'm
Speaker 3: you knew straight away and yet I.
Speaker 1: Knew straight away, and we had a camera there camera
Speaker 1: guy Josh was there right there, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of words that I want to use here,
Speaker 1: but I really can't. So I was like, I think
Speaker 1: I've hurt myself here. Yeah, but luckily some of the
Speaker 1: people in the crowd gave me some of that feedback
Speaker 1: and kind of blurt out what I was thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I got my fix from the swear words. But
Speaker 1: I reckon, Josh, I don't know, have you given me
Speaker 1: an injured much?
Speaker 4: Have you have?
Speaker 12: I you've been injured my first year, I injured my
Speaker 12: kid yet it touch would have been pretty lucky in
Speaker 12: my career.
Speaker 1: Touch would you've been good? I'm not sure who Who's
Speaker 1: who does their hamstring the most at the Crows that
Speaker 1: you've seen.
Speaker 12: We used to have Andrew mcpherston who played at the club.
Speaker 12: He was very unfortunate. He had hamstrings caught. He do
Speaker 12: something nearly every time, so he was very unfortunate at
Speaker 12: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks. Six to twelve, Yeah, eight to twelve.
Speaker 4: I reckon out this week, which means you get to
Speaker 4: run around in the midfield a little bit more.
Speaker 3: It's exciting.
Speaker 12: Hopefully that's the aim, especially against the West Coast on
Speaker 12: the weekend. It's going to be quite scary coming up
Speaker 12: against some of the guys like Carlie Reid. Young player,
Speaker 12: but he's quite scared to play on.
Speaker 4: Can I just say he as good as everyone saying
Speaker 4: that he is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, So he's a Tom Garla boy. So he's from
Speaker 12: Shepherd and all his juniors. He was an absolute free
Speaker 12: kicking hundreds of goals in seasons and from what I've
Speaker 12: seen so far, he can take it up against the best.
Speaker 1: So did you know, Yeah, I know him.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And good kid.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's a lovely kid, is I think, very similar
Speaker 12: to me, very confident, loves the.
Speaker 10: Have fun.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's a great kid.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a question, and you're probably gonna
Speaker 1: look at me like, what are you even talking about?
Speaker 1: Do you guys train to the fendoff? He's got a
Speaker 1: dust and mud esque fendoff. Do you guys do specific drills?
Speaker 1: Do you ever train for how to handle someone who's
Speaker 1: got an extremely good palm?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So the two kind of things for that is, if
Speaker 12: you're close enough, you've just got to go and impact
Speaker 12: straight away. But if you're too far away and you've
Speaker 12: already seemed putting out his dame. You kind of just
Speaker 12: like corral him because you know it's just going to come,
Speaker 12: and because he's always upright when he does it, you
Speaker 12: kind of need to tap him before he kind of
Speaker 12: gets extended.
Speaker 10: It's quite hard to do.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to try this in real time.
Speaker 4: So you haven't seen this video, but this is the
Speaker 4: moment that Andrew Hayes for the Elizabeth Eagles who got
Speaker 4: belted by eighty two goals. You came into rescue them,
Speaker 4: kicks a goal for the Eagles out north where were
Speaker 4: we at Garner Park Park with down and this is
Speaker 4: the moment that he does the Josh Rochelle celebration that
Speaker 4: you taught him.
Speaker 10: You've got the wings going and everything.
Speaker 12: The boys didn't really get around you though.
Speaker 3: The boys gave him nothing.
Speaker 1: So mate, you shouldn't have seen that goal. You should
Speaker 1: have gone and put on a hip shoulder and shepded
Speaker 1: the person that originally had the water. But it's okay,
Speaker 1: exactly so we got we got it done, Josh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got that.
Speaker 12: Was the main name.
Speaker 10: Josh.
Speaker 3: All the best for the weekend.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for coming down to the school
Speaker 4: this morning. I know You've made a lot of kids
Speaker 4: really really happy this morning, So yeah, good luck against
Speaker 4: the Eagles James Day.
Speaker 1: Have everyone there hate ladies and Jemmy kids, please thank
Speaker 1: Josh Michelley. I assume that was all positive feedback. A
Speaker 1: few power supporters near?
Speaker 2: Is that that's rough, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: The Battle of the ban Yes, Battle of the Bangers
Speaker 1: on location our Lady Queen of Peace at Abbert Park
Speaker 1: for Friday's Live at Your School. Thanks for seven News
Speaker 1: and pure DAPT. Doesn't get much better than that, Joe.
Speaker 3: Certainly does not.
Speaker 1: What a morning we've had, which a morning we are
Speaker 1: having right in the guts of the kids starting really five,
Speaker 1: which is perfect just before they start school. Theme for
Speaker 1: this week's Battle of the Bangers is breakup songs, because
Speaker 1: I'm fortunately going through a bit of a break at
Speaker 1: the moment with my Hams. We viciously and quite abruptly
Speaker 1: broke up yes Saturday whilst playing for the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 3: Yeah you split, didn't you?
Speaker 10: We split.
Speaker 4: Whether it's temporary or you get back together, who's to say.
Speaker 1: We're certainly not sleeping in the same bed at the moment.
Speaker 1: But we did speak last night, which was a very
Speaker 1: positive step in the right direction.
Speaker 3: That's nice to repairing your relationship.
Speaker 1: All right, what did you choose for your breakup song?
Speaker 4: Okay, so I thought it apt because you tore your
Speaker 4: hamstring to go. One of the most iconic songs this
Speaker 4: country has ever seen in that is Natalie Andmburulei are Torn.
Speaker 1: It's a good song. It's a really lovely song, and
Speaker 1: like you said, it just makes sense on so many
Speaker 1: different levels.
Speaker 3: It seems to fit, doesn't that.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: There's so many layers to you, isn't there. Yeah, versus
Speaker 1: the best of you by the food Fighters. All right,
Speaker 1: so many times the food Fighters and failed miserably. But
Speaker 1: maybe you will break it today. You need this, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's the eleven.
Speaker 4: Filings into the school eleven six feels much more durable
Speaker 4: in terms of a comeback.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. Welcome to the microphone camera, guy, Josh.
Speaker 10: Hello, guys, h all right.
Speaker 12: I was really hoping for Food Fighters, especially with.
Speaker 1: All these kids here, that it's a song for the people,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 13: It's definitely a song for the people, and I hope
Speaker 13: it pulls through.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a butck coming. Let's let's have
Speaker 1: a little drum roll.
Speaker 6: First, it's song for the People Torn by Natalie.
Speaker 4: Back.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean, what could possibly get better? I
Speaker 1: hope thought it couldn't get much better when you're on
Speaker 1: location for Friday's Lave Year School at Albert Park. But
Speaker 1: then we get to speak to the one and only
Speaker 1: Brian Fitzgerald morning.
Speaker 10: What could possibly go wrong? That's the question.
Speaker 13: You could absolutely annihilator hamstring in the first three minutes
Speaker 13: of the game.
Speaker 10: I can't believe this and I feel everything at you, Hazy.
Speaker 13: I got David Park and one of the greatest coaches
Speaker 13: of all time, Chocko, wanted to get involved. Mickey, Oh,
Speaker 13: gave you a message, mate. You know what, just it's
Speaker 13: the football gods and you know that they're out there. Yeah,
Speaker 13: it's just saying Andrew and hang up the Kopa Mondold
Speaker 13: you've done.
Speaker 1: Do you know what they said that eleven years ago?
Speaker 1: And I said, it's all good and I'll be back someday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the moment fits me when it happened as well. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've done much of a hamstring or
Speaker 1: genuine soft tissue injuries, like the football gods jumped down
Speaker 1: and stabbed me in the back.
Speaker 13: Of the league, and I looked, did you do Some
Speaker 13: people say it sounds like a shotgun.
Speaker 5: It was there? Allowed? Was there? Allowed?
Speaker 10: Bang when it went.
Speaker 1: I've snapped things like I've snapped my hamstring tendon and
Speaker 1: I've ripped groins off the bone and you can feel
Speaker 1: it go bang. But this was like, it felt like
Speaker 1: someone punched me as hard as they could in the
Speaker 1: back of the head string and there was there was
Speaker 1: a camera there right away, So I was like, I
Speaker 1: wanted to say two words in particular that I really
Speaker 1: want to scream at the top of my lunes. Instead
Speaker 1: I was like, I think my hamstring's gone.
Speaker 7: Hay.
Speaker 13: Well, you are out in the northern suburbs, so things
Speaker 13: can hit you from from behind. Usually at Elizabeth Shopping
Speaker 13: Center or wherever you are. They come from everywhere. You've
Speaker 13: got to be on the ball.
Speaker 4: It was Chocolate's to board lollies because honestly, he snapped
Speaker 4: a goal Sea Gold one and then did the Josha
Speaker 4: Shelley celebration. Win was so up and about and then
Speaker 4: one minute like what less than a minute?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: It was yeah, maybe forty five seconds.
Speaker 3: And then he went down like a sacho.
Speaker 13: Can I ask what the opposition crowd were like as
Speaker 13: you were coming off the Groundhose.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they had some strong feedback. The best
Speaker 1: feedback I got was some of the Century Nighted boys
Speaker 1: FITZI and they're the Bulldogs. Of course, I played for
Speaker 1: Central Districts back in the day. My first kick I thought,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Kane Farrell.
Speaker 5: I was just going to switch.
Speaker 1: At forty meters, I had five centimeters to play with.
Speaker 1: Try to switch kick completely, turn it over. They kicked
Speaker 1: their first goal. Bloke comes up and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: guess what, mate, you don't play for the Bulldogs anymore?
Speaker 1: But thanks.
Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 13: How did the team embrace you though, Hazy, because I
Speaker 13: know that they've and well done and just the promotion
Speaker 13: of this game. I think they've got a lot of
Speaker 13: new players to the club and they're looking a lot
Speaker 13: better than what they were. But what was the what
Speaker 13: was the whisper in the change rooms before the game
Speaker 13: with you got around you?
Speaker 3: They so got around you. But tell Pitzzy.
Speaker 4: About the guy who checked you when you would try
Speaker 4: when you're talking to your teammate and one of the
Speaker 4: opposition players was like tell us his.
Speaker 1: Namemte that's a boy came up. He is like, if
Speaker 1: you're leaning out, I'll be at your feet. I'll be
Speaker 1: at your feet. And I was like, nah's make good stuff.
Speaker 1: And then the blow and goes, oh, what's his name?
Speaker 3: He could have just gone mack At or Dazzer, who
Speaker 3: would have been one of.
Speaker 1: Those embraced me so much it was so fun literally,
Speaker 1: and then we stayed about two or three hours afterwards
Speaker 1: and had a few beers before the boys sort of
Speaker 1: went on to the next step and caught up with
Speaker 1: everyone and had a really good time. But there was
Speaker 1: one moment before the game and I was quite nervous.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting on the lou just doing what you
Speaker 1: do when you're a little bit nervous. And I could
Speaker 1: hear two of the Eagles boys at the urinal and
Speaker 1: one of them goes, cheez, I reckon' on today we
Speaker 1: could actually win, and the other one goes to your hope,
Speaker 1: so because as soon as we win, those bloody hits
Speaker 1: from the media will leave us alone. It was a
Speaker 1: moment I was like emotion I was like, do I
Speaker 1: say something. I was like, nah, I just give a
Speaker 1: mouth shut.
Speaker 13: You did well, mate, We'll get yourself right, ice up.
Speaker 13: You'll be back in six weeks and you're back again
Speaker 13: pushing for finals.
Speaker 3: Fitz. I have to say we had on your mate
Speaker 3: during the week.
Speaker 4: We had Whipper on our show just talking about his
Speaker 4: new initiative thirty six months that he's doing, which is
Speaker 4: absolutely brilliant. He pushed real hard to replace you on
Speaker 4: our show, real hard.
Speaker 13: He's kidding himself. Do you need someone with footy experience
Speaker 13: on that show? I mean he retired at the age
Speaker 13: of eighteen, and do you know what he keeps a Yeah.
Speaker 13: I played first for Scotch College when I was fifteen
Speaker 13: years of age.
Speaker 10: That's because at the year nine's camp.
Speaker 13: He went on a year nine camp and the teachers
Speaker 13: had a bid growing contest and with for one, with
Speaker 13: for one. As a student, he was a man child
Speaker 13: at the age of nine. He had two kids by
Speaker 13: the age of eleven, and he was driving around at
Speaker 13: you at the age of thirteen.
Speaker 1: Look at this kid, he looks like Bruce Dahl put
Speaker 1: him in the back pon.
Speaker 3: It's absolute pleasure to have you on as always. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much, Love you guys.
Speaker 10: Speak to you next week.
Speaker 4: The biggest story of the morning and this is absolutely
Speaker 4: blowing my mind. Someone has become Australia's biggest individual lottery
Speaker 4: winner in history and doesn't know.
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Speaker 4: the winning numbers eighteen twenty nine, thirty four eight four
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Speaker 3: Is supplementary? Yeah, that's eleven. So there are.
Speaker 4: Conversations going on in households all across Adelaide and South
Speaker 4: Australia to want did you have Powerball tickets?
Speaker 1: I didn't get a ticket. Did you guys get tickets?
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't get there.
Speaker 1: I just sort of feel like I'm at the stage
Speaker 1: now where it's like, well, I've never entered before, so
Speaker 1: if I was to win, it just seems even more unlikely,
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Speaker 4: Even crossed by the way, I didn't tell you how
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Speaker 3: I just have been bought a few. I do know
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Speaker 3: But you only get one line.
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Speaker 4: were nine winners who came second and one two hundred
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Speaker 4: No Some go on a lavish holiday, and most helped
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Speaker 4: who was so excited because they did a skydive over
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Speaker 3: You around hundred million bucks.
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Speaker 11: Who knew?
Speaker 3: Andrew Hayes unbelievable. So there you go.
Speaker 4: There is someone out there walking around South Australia today
Speaker 4: oblivious to the fact that there are one hundred and
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Speaker 1: Or they know and not telling anyone, and they want
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Speaker 3: One hundred percent? Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 4: I think in the US they do the big song
Speaker 4: and dance and take the photos and stuff.
Speaker 3: But you don't have to hear. You don't have to.
Speaker 4: You can just say a woman from South Australia, he's
Speaker 4: the winner for the.
Speaker 1: Most and then it wouldn't be long until your friends
Speaker 1: picked up, because you'd certainly throw it some signs when you're.
Speaker 4: She was driving a hole in an astra and now
Speaker 4: she's in a cane push.
Speaker 3: What happened to Julie?
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