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Speaker 1: He's producing our next guests, soo hilariously talented comedians known

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Speaker 1: for heckling those in the public eyes.

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Speaker 2: I have said that Tim and I have taken a

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Speaker 2: superficial attitude towards news and current affairs.

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Speaker 3: In twenty twenty four, Melan I promised to turn any

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Speaker 3: leaf and cover only the important stories. Plan on pooing

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Speaker 3: on anyone today.

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Speaker 1: George, Well, it's good to know there's still some journalistic

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Speaker 1: integrity out there.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Mel Raswell and Tim McDonald po yay.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, morning guys.

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Speaker 3: Morning, love to be here. We thought we'd rock up.

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Speaker 3: Not everyone on the Jason Lauren team does.

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Speaker 5: Jase isn't here today, he's off sick. Our executive producer

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Speaker 5: also is you today? So we've got no idea.

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Speaker 1: What's been going well?

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Speaker 6: So we were told we're getting two of the best

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Speaker 6: in the business in town.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're welcome, And then Robin and Julia pulled

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Speaker 3: out and we came in. Great to be here.

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys are celebrating one hundred shows on the cheap seats.

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Speaker 6: We've just had our one hundred shows.

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Speaker 3: We're having a party, celebrating.

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Speaker 2: Are we having a party? I mean term can be

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Speaker 2: sober driver. I guess I know you can't drive.

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Speaker 4: You can't drive.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a license.

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Speaker 6: I'm taking off. You have never had one in the.

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Speaker 3: First never had one. I get the gist. You know

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Speaker 3: there's the wheel on the pedals, but never have.

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Speaker 2: One to get around person with a Formula one podcast

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Speaker 3: If you can't go three hundred kometers an hour in

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Speaker 3: the school zone, what is the point exactly? What is

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Speaker 3: the point around town? I'm so sorry, I really it's

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Speaker 3: amazing Clinton. You wouldn't know that there's public transports, and

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Speaker 3: there's buses and trains and trams. Bus guy, not a

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Speaker 3: bus guy. No, I'm a train guy.

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Speaker 2: He's a tram guy. Well, you're not a tram guy

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Speaker 2: anymore because you did get.

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Speaker 3: A fine incentually last week. I got fined for not

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Speaker 3: having a markey. I didn't touch one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 6: Well, how old are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm twelve, Laurence, so that should be a concession fine.

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Speaker 6: You've been catching the train. You don't have a market.

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Speaker 3: We're here to talk about the cheap seats history.

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Speaker 6: Your fence jumper? Do you jump the little tiny I touched.

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Speaker 3: On every single time. The one time you don't touch

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Speaker 3: on is the time that the ticket inspectors get on

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Speaker 3: the next stop.

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Speaker 1: You also tags trains as well with his Caffeiti made

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Speaker 1: at least I'm a man of the people. I'm on

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Speaker 1: public transport. The last time you encountered even catch buses,

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Speaker 1: you don't. I've caught the skybus once upon a time,

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Speaker 1: airport option.

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Speaker 5: I was once the ambassador for the skybus. I'd never

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Speaker 5: been on it before, and they said, well, you can't

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Speaker 6: And I was like, I just soon have time. So

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Speaker 6: they made me do the meeting about being an ambassador

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Speaker 6: on the skybus. We had to go to the airport.

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Speaker 3: Now Lauren in terms of in terms of the great

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Speaker 3: brands to be the face of, you know if Saint

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Speaker 3: Laurent Chanell with the skybus was that? Was that a

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Speaker 5: The ad was want to have more money for ice

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Speaker 5: creams on your holiday?

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Speaker 6: Don't catch a taxi, catch the skybus and.

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Speaker 3: Did you do to take the first one going? We're

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Speaker 5: Is it any surprise I didn't get invited back to

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Speaker 5: be the ambassador the next.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, well we don't have We're not lucky enough

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Speaker 3: Metro Rality.

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Speaker 1: With Channel ten doesn't have budgets.

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Speaker 3: Well, seriously, we're celebrating one hundred episodes at Channel ten.

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Speaker 3: We're just about to get one hundred minutes. Honestly, because hey,

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Speaker 3: let's talk cheap seats.

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Speaker 1: Because I went to bed early last Tuesday night and

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Speaker 1: I woke to a flood of text messages on Wednesday morning,

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Speaker 1: because because this happened on air.

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Speaker 2: But no one went further for the story this week

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Speaker 2: than Channel nine's Clint stand Away.

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Speaker 3: I win for Hawthorn fans tonight with more flights justinnounced

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Speaker 3: to help get supporters to Adelaide On Friday, Clint stand

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Speaker 3: Away is at his computer. What are you doing, Quens Clean?

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Speaker 3: Stand Away?

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Speaker 2: Well, like Clint standards stage.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad Clinton is at his computer because he can

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Speaker 3: now Google seek dot com to get a different job.

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Speaker 3: What are you clean? Let's see how Clint did you

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Speaker 3: got one?

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Speaker 1: At two ten in the afternoon as well, break counts

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Speaker 1: things are a little bit more expensive.

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Speaker 3: That always happens.

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Speaker 1: Your session has expired, got to fresh the screen.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. This is live television, jobs.

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Speaker 6: Clean, smooth.

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Speaker 2: I love this because you know this is terrestrial television,

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Speaker 2: and you try and not remind.

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Speaker 3: People terrestrial real telelevision.

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Speaker 4: And mean, what your report was is here? I am

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Speaker 4: on my computer because that's dot com because you don't

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Speaker 4: go on yourself. We've got to watch Clint go on

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Speaker 4: and have a session expired.

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Speaker 3: We're so used to reporters, you know, traveling to far

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Speaker 3: from the locations. You know, you got the London Bureau,

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Speaker 3: you got Washington Correspondence.

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Speaker 1: You literally did that report from your dead seven Burk

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Speaker 1: Street in Docklands.

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Speaker 5: It though, because I was sitting on the couch and

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Speaker 5: I saw that live and I was like, what are

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Speaker 5: you doing? So I'm glad you took it out of it.

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Speaker 3: That's called Phil. Where are you doing the sports? Are

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Speaker 3: you going to do the sports report from home? Exactly?

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Speaker 4: Without fil we would not have a TV show. Thank

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Speaker 4: you for your ser Clint.

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Speaker 1: You did.

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Speaker 3: You did win Reporter of the Week and so we've

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Speaker 3: come in here to present you with the official with

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Speaker 3: the official certificates. You can hang that up on your

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Speaker 3: desk or as you call it, the Melbourne Bureau.

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Speaker 4: Either way.

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Speaker 6: We don't have desks here. We're not that professional.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: When we moved in, they said we'll put your desks here,

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Speaker 5: and we said, no, we just want one big couch.

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Speaker 5: So we all just sit on one big couch like

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Speaker 5: the Simpsons.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe we work on Channelton and yet I

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Speaker 3: feel like giving you guys money.

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Speaker 1: Is everything number one apparently as well. Well, congratulations Clint.

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Speaker 1: Do you go into the running for Reporter of the Year,

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Speaker 1: which will announce in our end of your show?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are now award ceremony.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's an episode of the Chips that way.

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Speaker 4: It's a ceremony.

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Speaker 3: We get every report of the week and they go

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Speaker 3: into the running for Report of the year.

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Speaker 5: Has there been a reoccurring reporter like up front running, Well,

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Speaker 5: there is and he's our guest on Tuesday Night.

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Speaker 3: Is if you're in Melbourne you would know him, the

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Speaker 3: great Alan Rascal, one of your colleagues, Clint. He he's

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Speaker 3: been reported the week basically every week we've been on air.

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Speaker 3: He does amazing reports.

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Speaker 6: He does jazz hands lancing.

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Speaker 3: Correct, here's the worst one.

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Speaker 4: Some time he was he was nighteng sir, hummus.

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Speaker 3: Literally it was the week of the King's Coronation and

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Speaker 3: all the other reporters are at Buckingham Palace and Alan

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Speaker 3: Rascal was doing a story about a man who just

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Speaker 3: ate a lot of hommus and so he was not

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Speaker 3: a chimpiece.

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Speaker 5: You can catch it all on the Cheap Seats Returns

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Speaker 5: Juesday thirty, April eight and ten play congratulations on one

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Speaker 5: hundred shows.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 3: That's and if you're heading to the airport you can

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Speaker 3: check out the skybars as well.

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Speaker 6: I'm going for that role yet again. Thanks for joining

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Speaker 6: his guys.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Jason Laws, Jason Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on

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Speaker 5: number one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Lauren on Socials