Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Men, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right.
Speaker 3: Away, be great day.
Speaker 4: This is Jason Lauren on Melbourne's Nogel one hundred black black.
Speaker 2: Back.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning.
Speaker 2: Melbourne, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Morning plenty.
Speaker 2: Want a day to be alive, Lauren.
Speaker 5: What a day to be live?
Speaker 2: Morning? Jason's back, funny buggers.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we had a caller actually that wasn't us that
Speaker 5: you were replaced with a duck. I actually had nothing
Speaker 5: to do with that, so well done. Whoever did that.
Speaker 2: We asked Melbourne, what should we do in Jason's absence.
Speaker 5: Had a day off yesterday, and they said replace you
Speaker 5: with a.
Speaker 2: Duck, which which made a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: Actually for years, but apparently it's frowned upon for years.
Speaker 4: Lauren has said a monkey could do my job, and
Speaker 4: I've tried to get the zoo to bring a monkey
Speaker 4: in to see.
Speaker 5: If you comparitive. We can't do that.
Speaker 4: We don't know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do know that, mate.
Speaker 4: If dolphins are still flipping on the Gold Coast put.
Speaker 5: On, they haven't shut that stuff down.
Speaker 4: I think they're still flipping. Yeah, they're still flipping.
Speaker 2: I think they don't do the thing with it.
Speaker 5: I thought they freed all the willies.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, the willies are like back in the ocean.
Speaker 4: But the dolphins. People are still surfing dolphins at seawell.
Speaker 4: So why can't we get a monkey handle?
Speaker 5: It's not monkeys, maybe more protected.
Speaker 4: It's not fair. I missed you guys yesterday.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: We missed you too, Jays, thank you for covering the show.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: We had no Jase, we had no Brodie.
Speaker 2: I know executive producer hands on deck.
Speaker 4: He is back today. Hey, congratulations on the port.
Speaker 6: When wasn't it It was one of the most incredible
Speaker 6: moments of my life.
Speaker 5: I would have been so excited.
Speaker 4: Well, I send him a message on Saturday, going welfare,
Speaker 4: checking you alive, and except one back, going, oh it's
Speaker 4: pretty inappropriate things last night?
Speaker 5: How did you celebrate? What did you do? Talk us
Speaker 5: through it?
Speaker 6: Well, we were at the pub and it's obviously started
Speaker 6: off well for us, and so I was trying to
Speaker 6: be humble at this point. But then Hawthorne started to
Speaker 6: come back, and that's when it kind of turned for me.
Speaker 6: And I was the only Port supporter in the pub,
Speaker 6: and then I was making it pretty unpleasant for every
Speaker 6: other person that was dining there.
Speaker 5: So it was a real wave of emotions for you.
Speaker 6: It was. And then I was just cursing and just
Speaker 6: yelling things at the TV and people around me that
Speaker 6: were talking about the football, but not positively about Port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: So can you ever go back to that pub?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? Not what pub the London?
Speaker 2: Who would have thought that you'd be the only Port
Speaker 2: Adelaide supporter in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. If you are not welcome back
Speaker 4: to the London, you've gone rock bottom because you know,
Speaker 4: normally can get anyone can get in at the London.
Speaker 4: If Billy's saying you're you're not welcome there, mate, he's
Speaker 4: the ultimate publican.
Speaker 7: That's a footy pub. You'll be allowed back. Yeah, that
Speaker 7: behaviors acceptable during forty finals. I him in from well done,
Speaker 7: well done, big weekend the head. Try and keep a
Speaker 7: lid on it. Oh yes, yeah, we keeping a lid
Speaker 7: on it.
Speaker 2: Are you road tripping?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure because I've got tickets to the game,
Speaker 6: but flights are a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: A thousand dollars. Yeah, that's taking the piss seriously.
Speaker 5: We tried to get you tickets and we got you tickets.
Speaker 4: No you did not.
Speaker 5: And then we called your wife and she said, he's
Speaker 5: already got tickets.
Speaker 4: No you did not. We gave it.
Speaker 6: I've got to stretch my legs out and everything.
Speaker 7: We were surprising you with flights and tickets, but she
Speaker 7: said you already had them.
Speaker 5: I didn't know you didn't have your flights, but we counted. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we thought you already had them. So you got to
Speaker 5: sort about yourself now.
Speaker 6: A thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I think what you mean is thanks, guys, it's the
Speaker 4: thought it counts.
Speaker 6: That was really nice of you. You owe me too.
Speaker 5: If they make it to the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Just a little joy flight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll pay for you.
Speaker 4: Over the old mystery what you could get.
Speaker 2: They always ended up in one system, They really did,
Speaker 2: didn't they.
Speaker 4: You'd rock up at the airport, I wonder where I'm going.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't mind a little trip to Tazzy this time
Speaker 5: of year, it's beautiful in the winter.
Speaker 4: You'd get to the airport and just look up, and
Speaker 4: then you'd find.
Speaker 5: Out I went around home.
Speaker 4: Ago, I want on the plane, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 4: this is where we're going.
Speaker 5: A mystery flight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what they did in New Zealand during COVID.
Speaker 4: You know how they put people in lockdown As you're
Speaker 4: flying back into New Zealand. That's when the pilot would
Speaker 4: tell you which city you're going to. You wouldn't know
Speaker 4: which city you're going to be in lockdown.
Speaker 2: Then you just have to drive to your destination.
Speaker 4: They'll get your back some of the way. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: some big keywi in a van. Hey, bro, you'll take
Speaker 4: you home.
Speaker 5: I had a huge show today, Jays.
Speaker 4: How are you feeling me?
Speaker 5: I'm a bit crook then crooked for a couple of days.
Speaker 4: Hen's party.
Speaker 7: No, I'm just sick Black half of Melbourne. I think
Speaker 7: I wasn't a Hen's party, but I'm sick like I'm sick.
Speaker 7: Rundown going into it.
Speaker 4: Email out over the weekend. The school is infested with everything.
Speaker 4: There's a whole list.
Speaker 5: See I already had COVID four, so it ate that.
Speaker 5: So that's good. Them just changing weather.
Speaker 2: All the seasons of change, seasons.
Speaker 5: Of change, you know that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, coming up this morning, Olivia Rego Guts World Tour.
Speaker 4: We have tickets to go, and I'm talking a truckload
Speaker 4: of tickets. When you hear Olivia. That's when you ring us.
Speaker 4: Not only that talking about free stuff. Yeah, we gave
Speaker 4: all those tickets away yesterday.
Speaker 2: You're not away. We meant how many were meant.
Speaker 4: To give away two doubles? How many?
Speaker 5: But we got hate still I don't know quite a few.
Speaker 5: We had a great date. It was like Christmas for us,
Speaker 5: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: We were like Oprah, This wouldn't happen if he was here.
Speaker 5: You get a ticket, You get it to get you
Speaker 5: want to take it? You got a ticket?
Speaker 4: How many did you give a work?
Speaker 5: Still got more? Don't worry?
Speaker 2: What else do?
Speaker 4: We got one single ticket to Olivia Rodrigo this morning.
Speaker 4: Not only that. Af L Grand Final Breakfast are sold
Speaker 4: out as well.
Speaker 7: I think we've still got some of those left. But
Speaker 7: we did give quite a few away. You want a ticket,
Speaker 7: You got a ticket.
Speaker 4: We were very charitable. Five hundred dollars thanks to Bedched.
Speaker 7: We gave that away. There's another five hundred today. All
Speaker 7: you got to do is listen out for our.
Speaker 5: Alarm our wake up alarm.
Speaker 4: You got there, jays, yep, We've got the wake up
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Speaker 4: So it was the everything must go so yesterday.
Speaker 7: Everything we tried to give you away too, but no one.
Speaker 7: There were no takers.
Speaker 4: I sent Clinton message yesterday and you just say, hey,
Speaker 4: thanks for covering me today. His reply was, no worries,
Speaker 4: it's what if for trouble.
Speaker 5: We had a full deep brief as to why you
Speaker 5: said traval and trouble.
Speaker 2: We said, we have discussion on the air.
Speaker 5: What do you go into autopilot when you say what if?
Speaker 2: It's easy for it's trying to be.
Speaker 4: A bit more posh. Got a friend of mine He's
Speaker 4: called Chantell and she goes, no it chantell Darling.
Speaker 5: Oh really, always is it Chantell Darling? It's always chant Darling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you has Chantell? What time it is? Chantell Darling?
Speaker 4: Oh I'm like, okay, sorry Chantell.
Speaker 5: You Chantelle's scare me a bit. All the have been
Speaker 5: quite sassy oh this one sassy shrom Tel not shan Tell.
Speaker 4: No, I love it a bit.
Speaker 2: Shanny Yah Chancey used to work with.
Speaker 4: Her on the Hot thirty. Her name was Mama Jugs.
Speaker 2: I remember JUG's got a real night.
Speaker 5: Shan't tell you that if your nickname is Mama Jokes.
Speaker 2: I don't remember Jugs.
Speaker 5: They don't go hand in hand. Shomp Tell Darling and
Speaker 5: Mama Jougs.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's Persona's batman, Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 2: So what's Mama Joug's doing these days?
Speaker 5: I think it's an alter ego.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sweaking for juicing?
Speaker 2: Is she?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mama Jug?
Speaker 2: You radio people, do you know what, Clint?
Speaker 7: I'm so glad when you and I started in radio
Speaker 7: they never gave us one of those dicky nicknames that
Speaker 7: they give people on radio, like you a lab rat.
Speaker 7: Imagine if when they were started they were like, okay,
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Speaker 4: Hops you scream rat.
Speaker 5: You imagine they were like, Okay, this is what we're
Speaker 5: nicknaming you.
Speaker 4: Why now we're just do it with the team like Brodie's.
Speaker 5: It's Bugsy and Summer. No one goes. She used to
Speaker 5: go by their normal name.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I almost found myself, Lauren how Vanilla.
Speaker 4: I almost found myself doing breakfast in Narah part of
Speaker 4: the Bacon Boys.
Speaker 2: Yea, Bacon boys.
Speaker 5: Who are the bacon Are you going to be called
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Speaker 7: Who are the brains trust sitting around your boardrooms going
Speaker 7: what are we going to call this breakfast?
Speaker 4: So? Who do you reckon?
Speaker 5: Actually know a few of them? All right, there's none
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Speaker 2: We're very boring normal station and we've.
Speaker 5: Got Tim Rickey and Joel all the other stations. It
Speaker 5: was called their real names. I've been here for a while,
Speaker 5: just realized that, Thank god, you.
Speaker 4: Know what, Shute would be happy if you want to
Speaker 4: take her mother jokes.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's just going thirteen past six. We're in a huge
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Speaker 6: Yes, normal name, normal name.
Speaker 2: Normal name, Mel who does days here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Mel who does days here at Nova has just been
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Speaker 2: It was terrible Channel seven it was all pre recording.
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Speaker 5: He did anyone see the Emmys?
Speaker 4: Oh? I did pieces.
Speaker 7: I love her so much. Who made a beautiful Yeah,
Speaker 7: she played Princess Diana. She's stunning. She made a magnificent speech.
Speaker 7: And someone got the dreaded wind up music in their
Speaker 7: speech at the most inappropriate of times.
Speaker 2: Wander up.
Speaker 5: There, she goes, Hey, guys, did anyone see, watch, or
Speaker 5: read about the Emmys yesterday?
Speaker 4: I did shoot you a funny little clip that I
Speaker 4: liked someone that they were doing on the red carpet.
Speaker 4: They were getting people, celebrities to sign really old school
Speaker 4: pr photos of themselves. Oh that's good, like photo shoots,
Speaker 4: because let's be honest, we've all done some absolute shockets. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's a great city, isn't it. You see one of them?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that was on the red carpet. What
Speaker 2: about inside? How did the Levies go? Well?
Speaker 5: Okay, Baby Reindeer, that game the Nightmares?
Speaker 2: It did?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Was this the Stalker one?
Speaker 9: Ye?
Speaker 5: Well they won four Emmys. Richard gad took out the
Speaker 5: Best Lead Actor awards because also in that he's the
Speaker 5: actual guy that it's about. So he's the actor in it,
Speaker 5: but it's a story about something that happened to him
Speaker 5: and his speaks was really amazing because he was saying, like,
Speaker 5: years ago, when I was going through all of this,
Speaker 5: I never thought I was going to come out the
Speaker 5: other side and look at me. Now, I'm winning Emmy
Speaker 5: Awards for telling my stories. One of my favorites Elizabeth
Speaker 5: de Becky. Now she plays Princess Diana in The Crown.
Speaker 2: She's a Melbourne girl, Lauren, She's like us. She's from
Speaker 2: Glen waver.
Speaker 7: Three one fives since and I both went to school
Speaker 7: in glmo Ovy.
Speaker 4: I know. But she's at the Emmys.
Speaker 2: Well we're talking about Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, yep.
Speaker 5: She is stunning. I love Elizabeth de Becky. So she
Speaker 5: played Princess Diana in The Crown. She made a real eloquent,
Speaker 5: beautiful speech.
Speaker 10: Playing this part based on this unparalleled, incredible human being
Speaker 10: has been my great privilege.
Speaker 5: It has been a gift.
Speaker 11: Thank you so very much.
Speaker 4: See listening to the way she speaks and then listening
Speaker 4: to the way you guys speak. I do have questions
Speaker 4: about you coming from the same suburb through.
Speaker 5: One to five, I swear all the big stars.
Speaker 4: Are from Was there a better part of Glenmoverley in
Speaker 4: a rougher part or was just glomoverly?
Speaker 5: I mean we went to difference.
Speaker 2: Do you think she used to hanging out at glen
Speaker 2: Wavey train station?
Speaker 5: I wonder if my old boyfriend's name is still engraved
Speaker 5: in the new concrete there.
Speaker 4: What was his name?
Speaker 2: None of your business, Ted Warren. I did some of
Speaker 2: my best work at that train stays.
Speaker 5: Did I? So did I? I reckon we cross paths? Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely good tonight.
Speaker 5: I caught the same bus before we're friends and the
Speaker 5: same train before for friends.
Speaker 4: You reckon could have been history. You just don't remember now.
Speaker 4: I's a bit older.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you do like.
Speaker 5: I sure do?
Speaker 4: And Clint you like him with the heartbeat. So there
Speaker 4: is a chance.
Speaker 5: How old's Elizabeth to Becky? Where does she sit in
Speaker 5: the pecking order of our she was in my class?
Speaker 5: I don't know, Sandy, I certainly don't have history with
Speaker 5: Elizabeth to Becky on the bus, but you might please
Speaker 5: find her age. Have a guess, I reckon, she's thirty four?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 5: Can she's younger than me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Come still, she's born in nineteen ninety, so what does
Speaker 2: that make it.
Speaker 5: Thirty four?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have there anyway.
Speaker 7: There was also a sort of unfortunate moment when John
Speaker 7: Oliver was making his Space speech and he won Best
Speaker 7: Variety Series for last Week Tonight, and in the middle
Speaker 7: of his speech he started thinking his dog, and they
Speaker 7: gave him the wind up music.
Speaker 5: But the reason he was thinking his dog was because
Speaker 5: his dog had just passed away.
Speaker 12: I always want to think, it's gonna be very silly,
Speaker 12: odd dog. We had the most fantastic dog, and she
Speaker 12: was and she got us through a pandemic. She was
Speaker 12: with us for the two pregnancies and perfect choice of music.
Speaker 12: We have to say goodbye to.
Speaker 4: Her, and.
Speaker 12: It is I would guess I want to. This isn't
Speaker 12: just for her, this for all dogs. All dogs. You're
Speaker 12: all very good girls. You're very good boys. You all
Speaker 12: deserve a tricks play me off now.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much so that actually.
Speaker 4: Stopped the He knew what he was doing. He's good.
Speaker 5: They stopped the music.
Speaker 7: He yelled out, f you in the middle of that speech,
Speaker 7: which we backed out there, but yeah, they stopped the
Speaker 7: music and letting Patriot to saying goodbye to his.
Speaker 4: Imagine some poor sound guy in the booth and he's
Speaker 4: he's thinking the dog. They want to wrap up now
Speaker 4: the wrap up music is the best.
Speaker 2: How down fat it down? How long do they normally
Speaker 2: get I think they're told, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know what, the oscar, that's your moment.
Speaker 5: I think that depending on the award, you should get
Speaker 5: more time.
Speaker 4: Best Cinematographer, Yeah, like best lighting in an action movie's
Speaker 4: second cheers for the support thanks to moment by the music.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, anyway, I love the lead.
Speaker 2: Actor, Elite actor. You get a couple of mints, but also.
Speaker 5: Sometimes won four other awards, and then you hear the
Speaker 5: same Remember.
Speaker 2: When I doesn't need a long speech, lifetime achievement, we
Speaker 2: know what you've done.
Speaker 4: Just remember the Radio Awards.
Speaker 5: Tribute to you?
Speaker 4: Remember the first radio Awards I took you guys in
Speaker 4: the lifetime achievement or still speaking?
Speaker 5: Who won that? I don't even remember.
Speaker 4: What price he'd been like this guy up in North
Speaker 4: Queens and been on the air for years.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember that speech.
Speaker 2: But I might have left then, No you didn't.
Speaker 4: You came back and I'm still going because I remember
Speaker 4: you were like, he's still going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I was new to the industry. I didn't
Speaker 5: the end of that.
Speaker 2: We got.
Speaker 7: We thought was our first and last one. It is
Speaker 7: just so we have to go this year.
Speaker 4: We do. Indeed, we're going to see the enterprising speech.
Speaker 4: Oh look at the time, should we get a little.
Speaker 2: Speaking of news jays, this one has just come across
Speaker 2: my desk.
Speaker 5: What's happened?
Speaker 2: Let me take you to Ballarat if i can. There's
Speaker 2: been a road incident which is now in court. A
Speaker 2: driver from Wendouree, which is a suburb on the outskirts
Speaker 2: of Ballarat, has been seen kissing and having oral sex
Speaker 2: with his passenger on a stretch of the Western Freeway
Speaker 2: while still driving.
Speaker 4: The camera get him?
Speaker 2: Did the camera get them? Hang on, Jase, did the
Speaker 2: camera get them? They were spotted by a police helicopter.
Speaker 5: Way hang on who was driving?
Speaker 2: So the car was allegedly speeding alerted police to the.
Speaker 4: On in the car goings on, he's excited, stretched his feet.
Speaker 5: He's driving and he was driving.
Speaker 2: Allegedly and she was.
Speaker 7: Not driving, not driving, No, he wasn't driving and not
Speaker 7: looking up lind screen anyway.
Speaker 2: Police kissing and having was well speeding at court has
Speaker 2: heard that's.
Speaker 5: You can't be doing that. That's a hard note.
Speaker 2: Well, it certainly was a hard note.
Speaker 5: That's a hard No, that's reckless.
Speaker 4: The speeding part's dangerous.
Speaker 5: No, you can't be doing that, can't be doing that
Speaker 5: on the roads.
Speaker 4: What about in the park situation?
Speaker 5: How did a helicopter spot them? Were they in a convertible?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: I think if you.
Speaker 2: Look through the winds Chevy chase in the National lampourns.
Speaker 5: They have been going very fast to alert a helicopter.
Speaker 2: Wow, exactly.
Speaker 4: They've obviously dispatched the chopper. The choppers use it because
Speaker 4: some of those cameras on the helicopter run real.
Speaker 5: Very serious when there's like serious police chases, aren't.
Speaker 4: They who looking for cars out of control of the
Speaker 4: choppers up there? They'll just h accepted it.
Speaker 2: He was caught unlicensed and in possession of a flick knife.
Speaker 4: Wow. And she was in possession like a hunting knife
Speaker 4: something else. Yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 5: There's many things going wrong in that person.
Speaker 4: Yes, you ever gotten friskin a car?
Speaker 5: Didn't we talk about this last week?
Speaker 4: Did we? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Short memories? You two go on. Have you ever got
Speaker 5: friskinner car? I don't actually want to know about your
Speaker 5: getting friskin a car?
Speaker 4: Have you got any action on the road? No, not
Speaker 4: on the no parked park car? Yeah, yeah, where are
Speaker 4: not in your hatchback?
Speaker 5: Surely were you on your own?
Speaker 4: You can't be doing that on your own, mate.
Speaker 5: Go home.
Speaker 2: No, we we get into a into an uber to
Speaker 2: get to the let me finish the story. Jumped in
Speaker 2: an uber to get the car because you've both been drinking,
Speaker 2: and then got to the car and thought we can't
Speaker 2: drive because it's been drinking.
Speaker 5: But we're here now.
Speaker 2: But we're here now and the car was parked at
Speaker 2: a train station.
Speaker 4: Now to do?
Speaker 7: Hang on, have a throw down, and then get on
Speaker 7: the V line home.
Speaker 2: We've got slept in the car until we were sober
Speaker 2: enough the next morning to drive on home.
Speaker 4: Question.
Speaker 5: People would have thought you were gassing yourself in there to.
Speaker 4: Go another round the next morning.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I can well light of day.
Speaker 2: Oh my memory.
Speaker 5: You mentioned did you ever see her again?
Speaker 2: Do you know? The funny thing? This is rome When
Speaker 2: I when I work up the next morning, I sort
Speaker 2: of looked out the window to see where the CCTV
Speaker 2: cameras were because I was like.
Speaker 5: Working on Channel nine news at this point.
Speaker 4: No, Lauren, of course haven't been around that long since
Speaker 4: he was seventeen. Can you imagine the scene would have
Speaker 4: been like Titanic with the hair the handprint on the.
Speaker 5: Channel nine publicity would have had on their.
Speaker 2: Hand would have got swept under.
Speaker 7: The morning commuters rock up to go to work and
Speaker 7: in their cars and pull up next to you.
Speaker 4: I can't remember cart there overnight. I would have laughed
Speaker 4: if your wheel clamped as well. Imagine if they told.
Speaker 2: You I remember the car.
Speaker 5: Actually, what was the car?
Speaker 2: It was a blue Mazda hatchback.
Speaker 5: Hatchback.
Speaker 2: Plenty of rooms for.
Speaker 4: Anyone who was swinging at a blue Masda hatchback the
Speaker 4: last couple of years might have might have been stand away,
Speaker 4: Hey it ain't twenty four to ten, have you gotten
Speaker 4: some action in a car? Where were you in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Part driving whatever? Train station?
Speaker 5: They're just not practical, No no, but.
Speaker 4: Sometimes if that's all you've got available, then that's all
Speaker 4: you've got available. Some of us aren't running off to
Speaker 4: the hotel. You don't want to go to a hotel
Speaker 4: all the time. It takes like twenty minutes to check in.
Speaker 4: They could change their mind. Twenty four to ten, have
Speaker 4: you got an action in a car? Melbourne? Losa? We
Speaker 4: were allowed to talk about the text message you received
Speaker 4: yesterday which absolutely sent you.
Speaker 5: Which text message was it?
Speaker 2: Would it happen to have been one that I sent her?
Speaker 4: Yes, it would have been Clint.
Speaker 2: She was outraged. Almost ended our friendship.
Speaker 4: I think we need to dive.
Speaker 5: Into do you think it was going to end our friendship?
Speaker 7: All I will say is about two hundred people contacted
Speaker 7: me afterwards.
Speaker 5: It was a text disappointed. I was disappointed. But you
Speaker 5: know what.
Speaker 7: You came in this morning and you told me you've
Speaker 7: rectified as a redemption story.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll get to that just after seven. At
Speaker 4: the moment, though, we are asking on thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 4: have you got action in a car.
Speaker 2: Distil stems from a bloke from Ballarat who was caught
Speaker 2: by a police helicopter kissing and having oral intercourse with
Speaker 2: a young lady.
Speaker 4: What sort of fine do you get to that it's
Speaker 4: before the court, Laurence, so oh no, don't tell me, judge.
Speaker 4: Judy's going to play the footage in court. That'll be
Speaker 4: awkward surely.
Speaker 5: With mum and dad watching. No, no, Mum and dad.
Speaker 5: I don't want yours my support person for this one.
Speaker 2: I'll be fine day thirteen, twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Have you got an action on four wheels? Let's go
Speaker 4: to the phone.
Speaker 5: Elesia from Johnny Brook. Good morning. What happened when you
Speaker 5: went on a road trip?
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I love you guys, Welcome back
Speaker 8: to cheers.
Speaker 4: Mate.
Speaker 10: We were on a road trip.
Speaker 8: My partner was driving, and we was just I was
Speaker 8: feeling a bit interest. Decided to give him a.
Speaker 5: Treat like he was driving while he was driving, a treat,
Speaker 5: a little treat.
Speaker 7: And he didn't accidentally hit the accelerated speed and.
Speaker 5: Get it over like that.
Speaker 8: No, he he concentrated, very very very well.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest. If my wife, what were you like
Speaker 4: with my wife said I've got a trick for you,
Speaker 4: I'd be thinking she bought snakes at the server.
Speaker 7: Treat doesn't really make me randy when you're just sitting
Speaker 7: in nothing else to do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, And it was the excitement on holiday.
Speaker 4: You're going to watch for the overpasses though, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, like the bridges that go over If anybody.
Speaker 2: Those phone cameras now, yeah they do. You know you
Speaker 2: don't want to be snapped by one of them.
Speaker 5: Now, so a lot of people are coming undone from those.
Speaker 4: Cameras have always said, don't put your face in the photo.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Chantel or Chantel on thirteen twenty four to.
Speaker 2: Tell you a Shante or a Chantelman.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 8: A little bit of a solo story hit with this.
Speaker 13: Where were you long road trips back from Adelaide, driving
Speaker 13: back into Melbourne, coming in on the freeway.
Speaker 4: That much detail, right? A peak out? Was a peak out?
Speaker 5: Oh it was?
Speaker 13: It was late afternoon, it was probably around five, So
Speaker 13: there's traffic.
Speaker 8: The traffic.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna guess you drive an auto.
Speaker 7: Yeah? And what put you in the mood? Was it
Speaker 7: a song you heard on the radio to see a
Speaker 7: handsome rooster getting.
Speaker 4: Out of Adelaide?
Speaker 14: Oh lovely?
Speaker 2: You know sometimes we hit that time of the month
Speaker 2: where you just free lane a little bit, Randy and
Speaker 2: I just hit.
Speaker 5: You at five o'clock in the car driving on from Adelaide.
Speaker 4: You just never know where you're going to be.
Speaker 5: Chantelle Darling, good for you.
Speaker 4: Laurence looks so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: I don't know what question I could give.
Speaker 4: It's better than I spy.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm a big fan of I spy.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm stumped, Stacy. Good morning Stace. What happened to you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 13: I want to press this was many years ago when
Speaker 13: my partner and I were nineteen and childless. So we
Speaker 13: were coming back from the football. It was popular ten
Speaker 13: or eleven o'clock at night from the g and he
Speaker 13: was driving and I may have given him a little
Speaker 13: treat as well. It was yeah, from the g. Yeah,
Speaker 13: we were driving from the football.
Speaker 4: Did you win that.
Speaker 12: We did?
Speaker 9: Can?
Speaker 2: I think ten?
Speaker 4: We were both a little bit two wins.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you said it's when you were childless, you know,
Speaker 5: the kids in the baby seat.
Speaker 4: That's just reminded me of something. What I mean, many
Speaker 4: many years ago. I don't think to.
Speaker 5: Cut him off. You can't even look.
Speaker 4: I hooked up with a girl and we went to
Speaker 4: her car and I I hit my head on a
Speaker 4: car seat and I was like, why is there a
Speaker 4: car seat? And you can't I didn't realize she had
Speaker 4: a kid. Obviously the kid wasn't in the car seat.
Speaker 4: That'll be wrong.
Speaker 2: Is it a booster seat or is it a was
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, not the capsule.
Speaker 4: It was like a obviously we have a toddler.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we don't capsule a bid capture.
Speaker 4: That's a bit fresh. They shouldn't be happy, especially if
Speaker 4: it's a clip out one.
Speaker 5: I'm staying right out of this one.
Speaker 4: I will point out it's a it's been all female
Speaker 4: callers so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to anonymous Randy.
Speaker 4: No, this is always fun interact Darling. What happened with you?
Speaker 10: Morning?
Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, morning, what's your story?
Speaker 10: Many moons ago, living in Melbourne, going on the country
Speaker 10: side and picking up the girlfriend to go camping, and
Speaker 10: called in said hi to her mother and father. We
Speaker 10: helped the car. We're going camping, And on the way out,
Speaker 10: she says, have you ever received wild And no, I haven't.
Speaker 10: And one thing led to another. Anyway, I was turning
Speaker 10: the pages and she was doing whatever, and yeah, whatever,
Speaker 10: So I had a great weekend camping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so continued, Should we just fill in the
Speaker 2: gap set whatever?
Speaker 5: I actually don't know what he was talking.
Speaker 4: He was reading the paper, turning the page, and she
Speaker 4: was and then whatever, whatever, you know, whatever. Oh, there's
Speaker 4: more to the story.
Speaker 10: There's more. Okay, there's a bit of a twist of
Speaker 10: the story. So we've had a great weekend camping and
Speaker 10: we called back to a country town mom and dad
Speaker 10: has and we call in, and as we walk in,
Speaker 10: her mother and father starts hailing abuse. Now, what's going
Speaker 10: on here? Then all of a sudden, the mother starts
Speaker 10: mimicking me, and then her daughter. So what's happened? As
Speaker 10: her daughter has length over giving, she's blinked on the
Speaker 10: last dold number on a mobile phone. Mother and father
Speaker 10: heard the whole conversation.
Speaker 5: Well, mom and dad should have hung up.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, that's your mom, I would.
Speaker 4: Start, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7: We are going to Paris, Jason, I want to talk
Speaker 7: to Emily in Paris now. Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 7: our number. If you love it, if you hate it.
Speaker 7: I feel like everyone is talking about it. So the
Speaker 7: final season, this is Lily Collins. Were not the final season.
Speaker 7: The most recent season is Lily Collins.
Speaker 4: Phill Collins touch.
Speaker 2: That's right, Jays, it is my not so secret obsession.
Speaker 2: Really so Clinton loves I was a Gossip Girl fan
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 5: Easy watch.
Speaker 2: You can devour all four seasons in a sitting.
Speaker 4: Give give me headline. It wraps up the show.
Speaker 7: Emily in Paris is a American pr girl who gets
Speaker 7: job moves to Paris, and it's how her love life,
Speaker 7: her romance is, her career unfolds, many twists and turns.
Speaker 4: Gossip Girl meets Devil West Brother kind of gotcha?
Speaker 7: Kind of So season four and why do people why
Speaker 7: do people like Netflix do this? They drop the first
Speaker 7: half of the season and the episodes are what like
Speaker 7: forty minutes, So everyone watched the first half of the
Speaker 7: season in like one season will.
Speaker 4: Give you four episode, yeah, because they hook.
Speaker 7: You in, but then you have to wait five weeks
Speaker 7: to get that's another four because no one's sitting down
Speaker 7: on a Wednesday night going, let's watch one episode and
Speaker 7: then watch the next episode next Wednesday and then watch
Speaker 7: the next one.
Speaker 5: We used to everyone bewind doctors.
Speaker 7: So I think it was like when did it drop?
Speaker 7: Maybe like the fifteenth It was only recently the second
Speaker 7: part of the season. Yeah, I needed to vent when
Speaker 7: I finished it, and I sent Clinton text saying I'm.
Speaker 2: Not happy because you assume that i'd be watching.
Speaker 5: Kind of ending was that? And don't turn off if
Speaker 5: you haven't seen it, and I promise I won't spoil it.
Speaker 4: Question question, I don't want to spoil it, but and
Speaker 4: I only answer this if you won't spoil it, but
Speaker 4: is it an ending that wraps up the show or
Speaker 4: the show's coming back.
Speaker 5: It's one of the greatest talks of all So it's
Speaker 5: coming back. It's got to. But the problem is it's
Speaker 5: not going to be for like another eighteen months.
Speaker 2: They've left you on it as a man who appreciates
Speaker 2: a good hook, Jason, Yeah, you would love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's a big take. I do find that frustrating.
Speaker 5: But many things in this season. First of all, can
Speaker 5: we talk about.
Speaker 2: Quickly say I've caught up?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: Caught up? So he finally finished it last time because.
Speaker 2: I Lauren text me and she got angry with me,
Speaker 2: and I stayed up till eleven o'clock last night. Serious
Speaker 2: back to back to back to back episode?
Speaker 4: How many? How many?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 5: I devoured You're up to the Christmas episode before?
Speaker 4: So was it was three hours back to back of him? Question?
Speaker 4: Is your sister still living with you? She's early twenties, but.
Speaker 2: She like she need to sleep in bed?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Was she like you need to grow up? You're
Speaker 4: my older brother.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 7: Forty So there's this one hot chef, Gabrielle, who's progressively
Speaker 7: got less and less?
Speaker 5: Hasn't he just what has he done today?
Speaker 2: Gone downhill? All of a sudden he was season one.
Speaker 5: I was like, what team Gabrielle Like, I'm in love
Speaker 5: with Gabrielle and now I'm like, Gabrielle, Lauren, you're a loser.
Speaker 2: What's he done to the hair?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Did he have dreads?
Speaker 5: And Alfie turning out Alfie? Why is Alfie just all
Speaker 5: of a sudden back b Brav B well done, Brav.
Speaker 4: I think I think I'm.
Speaker 7: And asked for Sylvie. Well, she's got more boyfriends and
Speaker 7: hot dinners.
Speaker 4: It's Sylvie been with Alfie the chef.
Speaker 5: Gabrielle's the chef. Alfie was in the early season.
Speaker 4: Alfie was Emily in the French class right, So she's
Speaker 4: been with Alfie, but she hasn't been with Gabe the chef.
Speaker 5: You know, she was with Gabrielle ship, but Gabrielle the chef,
Speaker 5: she can go write her out now.
Speaker 2: Camie is a waste of space, you know what. She's
Speaker 2: a trainer, get out of my life.
Speaker 5: We talk about her ski outfits though she sup once
Speaker 5: she gave him.
Speaker 4: Has cam been with Alfie the chef?
Speaker 2: Alfie Camie has been with Gabrielle with the ship Haut.
Speaker 2: But there's a bit of a triangle going on with
Speaker 2: the ship. There was and now there's a don't say it,
Speaker 2: don't ruin the ending. Not ruined endings. I say, there's
Speaker 2: you love.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's the one in the ending. What are
Speaker 4: you doing?
Speaker 5: There's new love for someone someone?
Speaker 4: Is it the chef because that's the only character.
Speaker 5: I know, Gabrielle. Gabrielle's really chef the Englishman.
Speaker 2: Gabriel's put just for men in his hair.
Speaker 7: Gabriel you know what, he looks like He's put the
Speaker 7: cooking oil in his hair and brushed it forward, like
Speaker 7: he's in.
Speaker 5: Dumb and dumber Anyway, Who's Emily, She's in Paris broke.
Speaker 4: But issue, well, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 5: If you know, you know, you're gonna have to watch it.
Speaker 4: Trust me, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Introducing our next guest.
Speaker 1: There one of the rare cases in the music industry
Speaker 1: where a drummer is actually capable of holding a churn too.
Speaker 1: It's rare, like a golden unicorner double rainbow. Yes, now
Speaker 1: that icon calling what nothing?
Speaker 10: Let Joe lose on?
Speaker 2: Please rocking in the studio.
Speaker 5: Jeez up, good morning. Hey you're back in Australia, back
Speaker 5: in Melbourne for fashion week if you don't mind, Is
Speaker 5: there anything you can't do? Yeah, I've been been, you know,
Speaker 5: traveling around a bit.
Speaker 11: It's good to be home in Melbourne and yet it's
Speaker 11: very exciting to be announced as the ambassador for Melbourne
Speaker 11: Fashion Week.
Speaker 5: Do you see yourself as a bit of a fashion
Speaker 5: stuff or were you surprised when you were asked to
Speaker 5: be the face of fashion Week?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You know what, Like, when I think about it, I'm
Speaker 11: obviously married to someone who's very fashion forward, so I've
Speaker 11: never thought of myself as being like a super fashion person.
Speaker 11: But you know, when it comes to fashion, it's how
Speaker 11: you express yourself, and I've always expressed myself in such
Speaker 11: an individual way ever since I was really young. So
Speaker 11: I may not know, you know, a prior of person
Speaker 11: from a Gucci person.
Speaker 5: I definitely.
Speaker 11: I love expressing my health and expressing my gender identity,
Speaker 11: and you know who I am from a very young age,
Speaker 11: so fashion has always been something that's been really unique
Speaker 11: and special to me.
Speaker 5: Well, he takes that more wardrobe space between you and Kroshelle.
Speaker 11: Definitely Krishelle, We've actually had to build build me a
Speaker 11: wholebecause because none of my clothes could fit in your wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Her wardrobe. Yeah, I like that. Hey, will you try
Speaker 2: to kill two birds with one stone? You got fashion Week,
Speaker 2: but also in September? Will you maybe thinking Collingwood might
Speaker 2: be playing in September.
Speaker 5: Look, I do have a.
Speaker 11: Little meeting with my team every year and we block
Speaker 11: out the last weekend of September just in case.
Speaker 5: What I you know, you know, we've got a little
Speaker 5: bit of work to do. You know, we went through
Speaker 5: a couple of injuries.
Speaker 11: You know, there's some stuff going on. But I'm very
Speaker 11: you know, if we made the finals, I reckon we
Speaker 11: have had a good crack. We unfortunately just missed out
Speaker 11: by points. But you know, next season, the team will
Speaker 11: week gather. I was just with Darcy Moore yesterday, so
Speaker 11: you know we'll be back at it next season.
Speaker 5: Great blow. Darcy Moore, he is.
Speaker 11: He's a good maid of mine and he's a bit
Speaker 11: of a fashion guy himself.
Speaker 5: Is he involved in fashion Week or are you guys
Speaker 5: talking footy or fashion? Well we talk a little bit
Speaker 5: of everything.
Speaker 11: Mean Darce, you know it's his off season so you know,
Speaker 11: hopefully he'll be he'll be in town for fashion week
Speaker 11: or you know, like all the footy players, they seem
Speaker 11: to go to Europe.
Speaker 5: Get into trouble, off away from Australia, run along, get
Speaker 5: out of here.
Speaker 2: Hey gee, what do what do you like as a
Speaker 2: as a footy tragic?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: What do you like in the stands? Are you a
Speaker 2: bit like do you have a bit of lip? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: c g what do you like?
Speaker 11: I get a bit lippy, you know, obviously, you know,
Speaker 11: if someone doesn't call ball, I'll be absolutely yelling ball
Speaker 11: at the top of my lungs.
Speaker 5: It lungs so bogan Australia, isn't it?
Speaker 4: We all do it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do get a bit lippy.
Speaker 11: But I'm passionate and you know, I just love AFL.
Speaker 11: I love Collingwood and it's a big part of my life.
Speaker 11: And I think I really felt like I made it
Speaker 11: as a musician once I had the captain's phone number
Speaker 11: and yeah, mamore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like pride of place in your phone. Hey,
Speaker 5: I want to ask you quickly about the drums, because
Speaker 5: obviously Australia has totally fallen in love with you playing
Speaker 5: the drums. But did you see Chris Hemsworth playing the
Speaker 5: drums with Ed Sheeran the other day?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: Have you not seen it?
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna You're gonna have to check it.
Speaker 5: Out now, was he? Was? He so giving it a crack. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're mates. And I was around it his house recently
Speaker 5: and he said, I've got a drum kit set up.
Speaker 5: I'm training to get on stage with Ed Cheeran and
Speaker 5: play with him.
Speaker 7: And I watched Chris rehearse and for someone who's an
Speaker 7: absolute perfectionist, he's took his training very very seriously.
Speaker 5: But he never played the drums before. And within about
Speaker 5: five weeks he was up on stage with Ed Cheran
Speaker 5: at one of his concerts and belted out a whole song.
Speaker 5: You haven't seen this yet too, drummers, you had rhythm?
Speaker 5: You need a unite.
Speaker 14: No, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 5: I've got to see this footage.
Speaker 2: How hard is it? Really?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 11: Drummers said to be the heartbeat of the band. So
Speaker 11: if you're out of time, then you're really going to
Speaker 11: muck up everyone else around you. So it is a
Speaker 11: pretty important role, I would say.
Speaker 5: Very important. Are you going to be playing the drumas
Speaker 5: at Fashion Week this week this year, I was just in.
Speaker 11: The car speaking about what the little closing performance might be.
Speaker 11: For the very closing runway, I will be doing a
Speaker 11: cheeky little performance. So we're currently going through that.
Speaker 5: Now what that might look like? Are you walking the
Speaker 5: run around?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 11: Actually? This morning, I've been dressed today in some really
Speaker 11: beautiful clothing by Carla Laidlaw, and I was in my
Speaker 11: house trying to work out how to do a runway walk.
Speaker 11: I don't think I will be hitting the runway, but
Speaker 11: I think I've kind of nailed the dead pan face.
Speaker 5: You've got to watch Australia's Next Top Model. You know,
Speaker 5: when they teach them.
Speaker 2: How to walk. Apparently you smile, right, big smile, raise
Speaker 2: your eyebrows and then you close your mouth and that's
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 5: Give it so smile because you look like a stunned mullets, raise.
Speaker 2: Your eyebrows and then close your mouth.
Speaker 5: Suprama. I think you just gotta look get the most
Speaker 5: bitchy face you can. I bet you might be right,
Speaker 5: although I don't know how how well you do resting
Speaker 5: bitch face. We love you, gee, thank you so much
Speaker 5: for joining us. We can't wait to see your fashion
Speaker 5: week awesome, see you may bye.
Speaker 7: Yesterday, Jace was off work and early in the show,
Speaker 7: Clint you and I were talking about how we had
Speaker 7: keys to the car, the kids are in charge, what
Speaker 7: could we do while Jace wasn't here? And one caller
Speaker 7: took it upon themselves to have a bit of event
Speaker 7: about our very own Jason Hawkins in the Clinton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we opened up the phone lines to ask what
Speaker 2: was the actual question we asked was what could we
Speaker 2: do well Jason? Jace wasn't here. That's yeah, well it
Speaker 2: was our lead story.
Speaker 7: Really we had a wow for time, didn't we. It
Speaker 7: was like when your parents go away and you have
Speaker 7: a house party and they don't know.
Speaker 5: That's how it felt. Anyway, this is not what we
Speaker 5: asked for. But what woman called up and had a
Speaker 5: real story about you, Jace.
Speaker 8: Do you know how Jace always got huffy puffy?
Speaker 9: So, oh, hang on, I go to the airport. It's
Speaker 9: the wrong cheese on my carca. It's not for it's Turkish.
Speaker 5: Even you know that's true.
Speaker 4: You were like honestly.
Speaker 5: Looked to I think she also referenced totally different. Did
Speaker 5: he ever find the white chocolate and raspberry muffin, when
Speaker 5: my eye has been wining about that since we arrived.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to spoke about the chunks of pineapple.
Speaker 5: That it was the pineapple and the muffin.
Speaker 4: Who puts pineapple in a muffin?
Speaker 2: That is irritating, that's psychotic, bat And.
Speaker 5: You know what else is mildly in fact, more than
Speaker 5: mildly infuriating hidden ingredients?
Speaker 4: Are you just doing this to wind me up? Look
Speaker 4: at him? I like, honestly, because nothing, nothing annoys me
Speaker 4: more than when they like they'll go eggs benedict and
Speaker 4: then they'll be like poached eggs, holand days muffin and
Speaker 4: then we'll come out with avocado. Why mention ninety percent
Speaker 4: of the ingredients? Why would you run out of ink.
Speaker 5: Just hitting Yep, it's not hard. I love seeing him
Speaker 5: r Do we do mildly? What's mildly infuriating? Guys, let's
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 15: It's mildly infuriating.
Speaker 4: It really grinds my gears. Do you know what?
Speaker 14: It's?
Speaker 4: Big stuff really upset me, but the small stuff over
Speaker 4: the edge, a price.
Speaker 5: Line, farmac, everything's there.
Speaker 4: This is what does and this isn't just targeting price
Speaker 4: line because a lot of places are doing this. Alrighty
Speaker 4: are you part of our loyalty program?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would offer up the card then and there
Speaker 5: if I had to thank you.
Speaker 4: You're not. Do you understand that if you sign up
Speaker 4: today you'll get an extra No, you just need to
Speaker 4: email address. No, it'll take two seconds. No, it doesn't
Speaker 4: cost me.
Speaker 5: I actually want to pay extra for you to leave
Speaker 5: me alone. I know.
Speaker 7: But if you've got a loyalty, can't just pull it
Speaker 7: out at the start. So they absolutely it's on you
Speaker 7: if you forget to give it to them.
Speaker 2: What about the names of the loyalty programs, they're quite
Speaker 2: There's one at Baker's Delight called the Not Dough Lovers,
Speaker 2: but something like that, Yes, what's good like do lovers? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like you're a car back, you call your car happens.
Speaker 5: I want to leave me alone, don't judge me, and.
Speaker 4: I will lead as many taste testers as ieen.
Speaker 5: Twenty four ten is our number. If you'd like to
Speaker 5: vent about something that's mildly infuriated, I'll.
Speaker 4: Tell you what. In return, someone's going to walk away
Speaker 4: with a two hundred dollars QT or rooftop vouch. Your
Speaker 4: QT rooftop is the only place to spend your spring.
Speaker 2: Something happened to me today in the car park.
Speaker 5: Are you not in the car park?
Speaker 4: The car park.
Speaker 2: I was getting out of the car and you know,
Speaker 2: if you've got shallow pockets, your keys down the crack
Speaker 2: in the seats and it's just you just it's in
Speaker 2: that spot you have to you just can't.
Speaker 1: Your hands are to be Yeah, you're fat, but your
Speaker 1: hair got that hands.
Speaker 2: And then if you sort of if you put the
Speaker 2: seat back, some guys more strap.
Speaker 4: You want to get out, put the seat forward, you
Speaker 4: get down your hands and there it's quite.
Speaker 7: Dropping things down in the car seat very you know,
Speaker 7: it does my head in And it's not so much
Speaker 7: a Melbourne thing. But I was in Barron last weekend
Speaker 7: and three places I went to had the same shoe.
Speaker 7: It's like eleven thirty and they said on no breakfast
Speaker 7: finishes at eleven and lunch starts at no.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, well, what do you do for the hour?
Speaker 5: You don't need an hour to clean and.
Speaker 4: Recep maca Maca's have got its salt and they got
Speaker 4: the all day menu.
Speaker 5: There's an hour where you can just get you've just got.
Speaker 2: Access to the cabinet.
Speaker 5: But it's eleven the cabinet, the cab what's in the cabinet.
Speaker 4: Eleven o'clock the cabinet's looking that sand That sandwich has
Speaker 4: been there someday.
Speaker 5: Eleven o'clock is peak brunch time.
Speaker 4: I'll give you a hot tip. Don't glad wrap what's
Speaker 4: in the cabinet, because we know it's been there for days, days, days, day,
Speaker 4: days and days on end thirteen twenty four in the cabinet,
Speaker 4: actually have your cheese. Croissants are tasty, you scream, cabinet guy.
Speaker 5: To make not What else is mildly annoying? Nothing?
Speaker 7: I'm doing it today. When people sniff and just go
Speaker 7: all the time, like when they've got a running nose,
Speaker 7: it's like, just blow your nose. I can't stand listening
Speaker 7: to it.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: Pack a kleenex one. Sort it out, bro.
Speaker 4: This is cheaper than therapy. What do you find mildly infuriate?
Speaker 4: My god, the phone lines have lit up. We're going
Speaker 4: to take your calls on the other side of this.
Speaker 4: Here on over Taylor Swift to cleans down away. I'm
Speaker 4: backing vocals. This is nomber one hundred. What a song,
Speaker 4: absolute banger. It is Jason he hates her. I know,
Speaker 4: how was that capital letters? I hate Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5: Was it actually him that said it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought it was mocker Well who. I don't know
Speaker 2: who has access to his Twitter, whether he's actually tweeting
Speaker 2: with his fat little fingers. But I hate Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Maybe voice to text could have got him.
Speaker 5: Single cat Lady'll do it.
Speaker 4: We've opened the phones. It's mildly Infuria really grinds my
Speaker 4: gears thirteen twenty four. Ten small things they fire you
Speaker 4: up in a big, big way.
Speaker 7: It's so annoying when you wake up just before your alarm.
Speaker 7: But like with ten or fifteen minutes together, yes, yeah,
Speaker 7: and you're like, oh, I could have got another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: That really grinds money.
Speaker 4: Sarah in East Kill or kil morning, Hello. What sets
Speaker 4: you off.
Speaker 3: When you order like a toasted for kasher or sandwich
Speaker 3: and the cheese is.
Speaker 5: Cold and not melted.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's hard warm bread and just you might as
Speaker 8: well have just got it fresh.
Speaker 5: Toast a couple of moments, and also just don't get
Speaker 5: everything on different types of cheese.
Speaker 2: Exactly except for the cold cheese.
Speaker 5: Nothing's real icky about the cheese.
Speaker 7: Some situation in his toasty sometimes Why they put this
Speaker 7: cheap cheese in again?
Speaker 4: I don't mind the cheap cheese. Charlesburg on a toasty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think then you have to specifically say,
Speaker 5: could I have Charlesburg? You can't read your mind?
Speaker 4: Or a good tasty?
Speaker 2: Tasties strong?
Speaker 4: What's the sharp one?
Speaker 2: Cheddar?
Speaker 4: Cheddar? Don't mind a cheddar.
Speaker 5: I don't think you want to cheddar in a toast.
Speaker 2: It could be worse.
Speaker 5: It could be worse. You went through an em face?
Speaker 4: Did we did? Good morning?
Speaker 2: Cartier? What mildly irritates you?
Speaker 13: I don't matter what size the water bottle I get.
Speaker 13: It never fits in my car's water bottle holder.
Speaker 5: That's annoying. MYU has two drink holders and one is
Speaker 5: smaller than the other, and I can't work it out.
Speaker 5: Why nothing fist in the smaller one.
Speaker 4: The drink bottles at our place disappear like a magic trick.
Speaker 5: They them, They must their names on them.
Speaker 4: They've got their names on them. I've attached a chain
Speaker 4: like the pen at the bank.
Speaker 5: What are they called a night tack?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 2: They just disappear, can't you get an insert cartier for
Speaker 2: your big bottles, the old frank green.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have one, but it doesn't have to cut
Speaker 4: it up. Well, you need to sell the car. Your
Speaker 4: keep the drink bottle, sell the car. Yeah, let's go
Speaker 4: to Oakley. John Nichols cakes.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 13: You, I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And just something really get on your nerves, John.
Speaker 13: Yes, when the wind screen, like I wipe the whole
Speaker 13: screen at the bottom of the winds, there's just this
Speaker 13: little triangle that.
Speaker 4: It never again.
Speaker 5: It's annoying driving John, big driving John, cute John. Also
Speaker 5: when they turn on automatically, but there's like one sprinkle
Speaker 5: and you know what, and now order on it and
Speaker 5: now it's a dry white or it's smear. You smeared
Speaker 5: the full rate not toss my windscreen when there's no
Speaker 5: water left in the wipers.
Speaker 4: As well. I used the car wash it Wingfield the
Speaker 4: other week.
Speaker 2: How to like the car is perfect?
Speaker 5: And did you get it done by human or one
Speaker 5: of the laser.
Speaker 2: On human magic human the magic car washing.
Speaker 4: And as I'm driving out, I'm like, I put the
Speaker 4: window down now to use the ticket to get out.
Speaker 2: Ye's so it's not that was it was.
Speaker 4: It didn't enjoy that anymore. Fun's over.
Speaker 5: Party is over.
Speaker 2: It's always good when they find a few coins though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they leave it in the console. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: lost my bracelet for what I thought was gone. I
Speaker 5: hadn't seen it for like four months, got my car clean,
Speaker 5: came back sitting in a center console and I said,
Speaker 5: where did you find this? And it's like under the
Speaker 5: foot map?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: They keep? I would have pocketed that.
Speaker 5: I would have pocketed it too if I was Then.
Speaker 4: Should I put a swatchwatch under the seat next time
Speaker 4: as a test?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: You should? You know me, you should. Day, I've noticed
Speaker 4: there's no swatchwatch in the cup holder. They didn't find it.
Speaker 5: No, you can't blame the cleaner people who blame the
Speaker 5: cleaners for losing things.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll set the trapped like a current affair. That's good.
Speaker 5: Danny from carram Downs, good morning. What irritates you?
Speaker 8: Or when I go to a restaurant and they say, yes,
Speaker 8: we've got a veggie burger and the burger comes out
Speaker 8: with a large portobolo mushroom on it instead of a
Speaker 8: veggie paddy.
Speaker 7: Oh you got a mushy burger and you wanted like
Speaker 7: a paddy still.
Speaker 8: Vegetari, Like, how hard did your wife, guys get a paddy.
Speaker 5: Get a paddy, get a veggie paddy. She doesn't want
Speaker 5: to port a bellow mushroom. She wants a vega for it.
Speaker 5: I don't mind a musher.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it's time to start eating meat.
Speaker 4: Danny, Danny, don't joint if you tried the fake meat.
Speaker 5: No no, not the Bunnings in Bitzroy they used to
Speaker 5: do to.
Speaker 2: No, no, what's it's turkey?
Speaker 5: But that's.
Speaker 4: And I'll be honest, I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 4: there's real meat in the sausages they normally say anyway,
Speaker 4: but you know, to turkey's crossing the line beyond that's it,
Speaker 4: beyond meat. You can buy it like well, some holes
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 5: That looks like me taste like meat. Should we try it?
Speaker 4: We shall Should we go?
Speaker 5: It looks like meat, taste like feet, We shall go,
Speaker 5: We shall go.
Speaker 4: It is just tend to wait. I don't think looks
Speaker 4: like meat, tastes like feet. Is what's on the label.
Speaker 5: That's not going to sell it.
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Speaker 4: she's got two kids, she's a fan of the Cats,
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Rachel, Morning Rachel.
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Speaker 14: I hope?
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Speaker 12: I am.
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Speaker 13: Yes, I am so turn for this year.
Speaker 5: At the same time, Oh my gosh, So what day
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Speaker 13: If it's not a leap here's the twenty eighth, because
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a fair point.
Speaker 2: Who needs botox?
Speaker 8: Eh?
Speaker 4: Probably I'm going to mate of mine. Who Yeah, leap
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Speaker 6: Which continent touches all four hemispheres?
Speaker 5: Three two? Is Antarctica doesn't reach the northern hemisphere, But
Speaker 5: the answer is Africa. Africa touches all four hemispheres.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's not your fault.
Speaker 4: It's not like you're a teacher.
Speaker 5: It's to the west. To be honest, I didn't know
Speaker 5: that either. Same I didn't know that once. Rachel.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, look, thanks to giving a giving it a shot.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what that was tricky.
Speaker 5: But there there's only seven continents, so you got to
Speaker 5: one in seven chains.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, good luck to the cats this weekend as well. Yeah,
Speaker 4: thank you. No worries going to get them cats. I
Speaker 4: think we all need to get behind the Catters.
Speaker 5: I agree them the whole finals.
Speaker 4: Well, after the way Richmond was playing, you didn't have
Speaker 4: a choice. On the other side of Sabrina Carpenter, I've
Speaker 4: got a question which I think is going to divide
Speaker 4: a lot of parents in Melbourne. Get your opinion on it.
Speaker 5: Next on nov Question question for us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something happened in our life the other day and
Speaker 4: it was one of those moments where it's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: we need to make a decision here, one of those
Speaker 4: life decisions. It comes along.
Speaker 15: I got three young boys ten eight and two writing
Speaker 15: it down ten eight eight two?
Speaker 4: Can I broak that bit of paper reference? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Lou was out with two of the boys. I was
Speaker 4: at home at the ten year old and I had
Speaker 4: to duck out and get something, and I said to Lou, hey,
Speaker 4: can I leave him at home? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, where are you going? And how long you going for?
Speaker 4: I was going probably twenty minutes down the road. Still
Speaker 4: it's twenty.
Speaker 5: Minutes, twenty minutes each way, or you're going to be out.
Speaker 2: Twenty each way, so you're gone for an hour?
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. You know what I'm like, Zaiah, bloody
Speaker 4: drive through. That'll get me.
Speaker 5: Why couldn't you take him with it?
Speaker 4: He didn't want to go. We were having that, like, well,
Speaker 4: that was the discussion. It was like, why don't you
Speaker 4: come with me? And he's like, why can't I stay home?
Speaker 4: And I was like, no, I want to do it's
Speaker 4: a good but I just want to play video games.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you know what, it's a good point.
Speaker 4: At what age can you let kids stay home?
Speaker 5: I don't have kids. I've got no idea.
Speaker 4: No, but what age were you left at home?
Speaker 2: The first light?
Speaker 5: An older brother?
Speaker 4: But was he always there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm scared of my own shadow. I didn't want
Speaker 5: to stay home on my own.
Speaker 2: I would dare say that times have changed a little
Speaker 2: bit because I reckoned. We were offending for ourselves.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, but mate, I was the fourth child. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm pretty much sure. I was in the capsule when
Speaker 4: I was left him.
Speaker 5: But we didn't have mobile phone if I needed something, no,
Speaker 5: I like, I didn't even have moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. So I was just you said to wait.
Speaker 7: Now, I wasn't an at home on my own kind
Speaker 7: of kid. I don't think unless my brother was there.
Speaker 4: Well, I did the full lock of the doors.
Speaker 5: He left him for it.
Speaker 4: I did leave him. I locked the doors. I said,
Speaker 4: do not open the door, even if it's someone you
Speaker 4: think you know. And when I came home, I'm like,
Speaker 4: came out, it's me And he goes, what's my middle name?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, it's me, Like you can let me in?
Speaker 5: What do you mean? What's my middle name?
Speaker 4: He had a whole bunch of questions. He was prepared
Speaker 4: to ask the person before he unlocks the door.
Speaker 2: Where were you keys?
Speaker 4: I left him with him?
Speaker 5: Oh, how'd you get there?
Speaker 4: I'm the car keys, the locks on our house crook.
Speaker 4: But yeah, at ten years old, is that allowed?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean the parental police out there will have something
Speaker 7: to say. I think it's I don't judge any parents
Speaker 7: for what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Well, I got thirteen twenty four ten? What age should
Speaker 4: you leave kids at home? And maybe you've got a
Speaker 4: story about when you were left behind?
Speaker 2: And then what I would say is that our parents,
Speaker 2: or my parents anyway, they freestyled with us a lot
Speaker 2: more than parents would these days.
Speaker 4: When I was left at home, but that's when I
Speaker 4: lit Mam and Dad's curtains on fire.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't be left at home on your own now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you should be able to supervision at all times.
Speaker 7: I think it depends how long you're going for, what
Speaker 7: time it is. Do you think like you're not popping
Speaker 7: out at eleven pm and leaving him at home in bed.
Speaker 4: I'm not popping at eleven pm anywhere, Lauren, I am
Speaker 4: too lazy.
Speaker 5: For I don't know.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, it was fine, I want to be home.
Speaker 5: Would you leave him with his brother?
Speaker 4: Absertainly?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 4: You know his brother?
Speaker 5: Oh, you'd prefer him to be on his own? Then together?
Speaker 2: What about the neighbors together they get up to trouble.
Speaker 4: Don't know the neighbors just moved in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my parents will be like, call the neighbors if
Speaker 5: you have a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not next door to the swinging Sarah or
Speaker 2: whatever name.
Speaker 4: Was, Sharon, Sharon. The neighbors just in passing, just in passing.
Speaker 5: You live on a busy road, don't after they haven't
Speaker 5: got on the street kids.
Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, not sure. Yeah, I so I
Speaker 4: stand out. I need to investigate it. Hi, it's got
Speaker 4: a pineapple dropped off you guys. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 4: is our number? Have you left the kids at home?
Speaker 4: Or where you left the kids at home? Were you
Speaker 4: left home as a kid and something bad happened?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 4: You I want to know, like you left at home
Speaker 4: at ten and you know all hell broke loose?
Speaker 5: Oh so you don't want to know what age?
Speaker 4: Kitschen, Well, I'm going to decide after hearing those stories.
Speaker 5: You've already done. It was everything fun when you got home.
Speaker 4: It's hard to tell I live with three young kids.
Speaker 4: Was the place trash before I left?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number? What age should you
Speaker 4: be leaving kids at home? Melbourne? A little bit of
Speaker 4: cloud around today's chili one again, seventeen is the top
Speaker 4: ten At the moment you are listening to Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 4: We've got your invites to our grand final breakfast coming
Speaker 4: up very soon. But thirteen twenty four ten? What age
Speaker 4: should kids be left at home? We're going through this
Speaker 4: debate at our house at the.
Speaker 5: Moment, and you're saying ten double figures.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, yeah, I'm saying my opinion's changed after overhearing
Speaker 4: some of the kids.
Speaker 5: Trust yourself with your ten year old, with your two
Speaker 5: year old?
Speaker 2: No, so the oldest can't be babysitting there.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's fair to give that responsibility to
Speaker 4: the ten year old, Like, hey, you're in charge of
Speaker 4: the two year old, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 4: East two? Yeah, yeah, I think that's about Yeah. I
Speaker 4: say the same to I can't be trusted with the
Speaker 4: two year old. No, that's unfair to me. And you're
Speaker 4: forty five exactly.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Jamie and Greenvale morning.
Speaker 3: Hey you going, guys, We'll done. Congrats on the latest ratings.
Speaker 5: Thanks Tom.
Speaker 3: I think the kid depends on the kid. I think
Speaker 3: sometimes ten thirteen mine, I wouldn't trust them till eight am,
Speaker 3: and I think if I had just set the curtains
Speaker 3: on fire, i'd be worried about my child's DNA. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't trust them. Think they're part of me. But when
Speaker 3: I was little, I was about four and I was
Speaker 3: in the eighties and Mum was in there hairdressers, and
Speaker 3: she came out and I just wanted to draw picture.
Speaker 3: So I just drawn all over my face with a
Speaker 3: whole stick of lipstick and couldn't get it off. She
Speaker 3: used jecks like steel wolves. Every time. I think I
Speaker 3: have like a massive phobia.
Speaker 5: Where were you when Mum was at the hairdresser. Were
Speaker 5: you at home? Would she leave your car locked in? Y?
Speaker 4: That was me outside Franklin's every week. Mum would Franklin's,
Speaker 4: no frill.
Speaker 7: I remember in the car to do the grocery shopping
Speaker 7: we had like it was a new car and it
Speaker 7: had an alarm on it, and she locked it with
Speaker 7: the buzzer and I sat in the car and didn't
Speaker 7: move the whole time because.
Speaker 5: I thought what if I said the alarm motion? I
Speaker 5: thought it was like a home because we had a
Speaker 5: home alarm and if you moved, the alarm went off.
Speaker 4: Mum was just like for her. It was cheaper, but
Speaker 4: was otherwise. I'd eat things as they go in the trolley. Oh, yes,
Speaker 4: your parents ever to do that? Scan the empty package?
Speaker 5: It can be quiet, okay?
Speaker 7: Naomi in Greenvale morning. Hi, How old do you think
Speaker 7: kids should be before they left at home?
Speaker 5: I think it should be ten years old?
Speaker 4: If your parents have cameras and if you can call.
Speaker 2: Them, Oh how old?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And he wants very convenient?
Speaker 2: Sorry, what's your name? What logan?
Speaker 4: Do you like?
Speaker 2: Staying at home by yourself?
Speaker 4: Sometimes when I want to talk to my friends, Well, that's.
Speaker 2: The question isn't it it's what they're doing, what do
Speaker 2: they want to do?
Speaker 7: But it depends how long you leave, Logan. How long
Speaker 7: do you get left at home on your own?
Speaker 5: Four?
Speaker 4: Ah, the limit would probably be an hour?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, And what about you?
Speaker 13: Knowing me, I do have cameras and stuff. He wouldn't
Speaker 13: open the door or anything like that.
Speaker 8: He clearly thinks it's cooler to stay at home on
Speaker 8: his video games, I imagine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cameras. Cameras are a game changer.
Speaker 2: Hey, Logan, is there any good stuff in the cupboard?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you pick out.
Speaker 5: Sometimes all the snacks?
Speaker 4: Your mom's not there to go ha ha ha. That's
Speaker 4: your second magnum, you know, as many as you want kept,
Speaker 4: not on my dad. Yep, exactly. Let's go to Monica
Speaker 4: and pascov morning.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 5: How are you going?
Speaker 8: Great to hear you're all back on?
Speaker 2: Thank you good Monica?
Speaker 4: What's your story? This is going to worry me?
Speaker 8: Okay, So back in the nineties, my auntie and uncle
Speaker 8: were migrants and had to work full time and had
Speaker 8: three boys, and there were probably about twelve fourteen at
Speaker 8: the time, and they decided to make some hot chips
Speaker 8: on the stove oil.
Speaker 4: Hot oil, hard oils.
Speaker 8: No exactly, And so what happened was, I think the
Speaker 8: oil was too hot, so it caught fire. And what
Speaker 8: they didn't think so they threw water over it.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's what you think is the right thing
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, good bye kitchen, good bye kitchen caught
Speaker 8: on fire. It was just the kitchen. No, just the kitchen.
Speaker 8: But yeah, they had to basically, you know, I spent
Speaker 8: thousands of working and stuff. When to redo the whole kitchen?
Speaker 5: When did mum and dad get home and assess the damage.
Speaker 8: So I think we all got a phone call. I
Speaker 8: think the boys rang their parents straight away, and they
Speaker 8: came home once it had been extinguished, And yeah, they
Speaker 8: were just mortified.
Speaker 4: They they're lucky.
Speaker 2: Everyone was Monica, it's funny you should say that. He'll
Speaker 2: be listening to this story. But my brother Ryan Standaway,
Speaker 2: God love him, he did exactly the same through water
Speaker 2: on oil the kitchen. Goodbye kitchen. It was so badly
Speaker 2: burnt that the cupboards were like we we sort of
Speaker 2: lived with, you know, the distressed look. So Mum decided
Speaker 2: to treat them with the distressed look post fire, because
Speaker 2: we couldn't afford to renovate the kitchen.
Speaker 5: The chip What did Ryan do?
Speaker 2: He's cooking chips with oil in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: What a waste of chips.
Speaker 2: I know he really bugging that.
Speaker 4: Up, didn't he?
Speaker 10: Ryan?
Speaker 5: Did you ever let him live it down?
Speaker 4: I mean it now.
Speaker 2: We did the McCain pizza in the oven. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not caught on fire.
Speaker 4: No no, no, just like that was the only thing
Speaker 4: would be brave enough to cook. You pull that pizza out,
Speaker 4: It look exactly cardboard. Is the actual cardboard?
Speaker 7: Great?
Speaker 4: They wouldn't great, never great.
Speaker 5: I just called pizza hut deliberate.
Speaker 4: But you can't open the door.
Speaker 2: Remember that's my middle name, Hawayan.
Speaker 4: Yep, that'll know. You are on the air with Jason
Speaker 4: Lauren Clinton from the newsroom as well. You need to
Speaker 4: rest today?
Speaker 5: Me, yes, yeah, I'm not feeling pretty well.
Speaker 4: You sound like that guy I know down at the
Speaker 4: balls club with the I.
Speaker 5: A going sound that bad?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you've warmed up a little bit now,
Speaker 4: but I can tell you.
Speaker 5: I'm not that well.
Speaker 7: I'm going around need to rest a little rest. I
Speaker 7: rested all day so I hardly left my house.
Speaker 2: Did you because you were going to go and get it.
Speaker 2: Encouraged to get a bar sparna or something.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I stayed home. All I wasn't feeling
Speaker 5: I wasn't feeling well enough.
Speaker 4: My sisters used to do this. You get the big
Speaker 4: tub of hot water and put all the herbs and oils.
Speaker 4: Then I was surprised.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's I think it happened a few times, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean. Yeah, No, I was going to
Speaker 7: do a sauna and I was like, not feeling good.
Speaker 4: Vis thank you to YouTube for holding down the fort
Speaker 4: yesterday while I was away. Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: mixed mixed reactions. I said to Laura, No, no, no,
Speaker 4: you guys killed it. But I did say to Laura,
Speaker 4: I was in a shop yesterday and the guy goes,
Speaker 4: you better get back there. They're doing mystical chat.
Speaker 5: Yeah we did things. You hated that.
Speaker 2: We lovesoveryone talking dreams.
Speaker 7: Actually a lot of people spoke to me about it
Speaker 7: and said, I loved that. Well, mixed reactions because George
Speaker 7: the coffee shops didn't it. Half the team were off yesterday,
Speaker 7: so someone had to keep the show going, didn't we
Speaker 7: I loved it with a ball, Let's do it again.
Speaker 7: Now when should Jake to stay his next dale?
Speaker 4: Are you done?
Speaker 5: You said it was mixed. We thought we did a
Speaker 5: good job and you said mix.
Speaker 4: I said you did a good job. He came in bloody,
Speaker 4: your guns blazing, so it was the best show ever.
Speaker 2: I said, great success.
Speaker 4: We're got our Grand Final breakfast show coming up.
Speaker 2: We love doing this.
Speaker 4: It's going to be at Maroon Manateee, which is a
Speaker 4: cracking location for Footies final. You want to head to
Speaker 4: Melbourne's best rooftop, you can book up rhumanity dot com
Speaker 4: dot are you if you would like to come along,
Speaker 4: invites R up for grabs. Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 4: our number. We're gonna whole a bunch of footy legends there,
Speaker 4: Mike Brady performing and we'll have the cup on side
Speaker 4: as well, so you can get a fender with the cup.
Speaker 2: It's important to note that anyone can come along. Your
Speaker 2: team doesn't have to be playing on the big day.
Speaker 4: No it does not.
Speaker 2: In fact, it could be a celebration for all of
Speaker 2: us losers out there whose team hasn't made it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a.
Speaker 5: Chance there'll be no Victorian team.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, We're on the Cats we're on
Speaker 4: the Cats.
Speaker 5: I reckon the Cats will be.
Speaker 4: In So thirteen twenty four ten is our number if
Speaker 4: you want to win your way to our Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 4: Hey's something we all grew up with and loved is
Speaker 4: coming back. We're going to dive into that in minutes.
Speaker 4: Right across Melbourne and is Jason, Laura and this is
Speaker 4: no bar.
Speaker 2: In the room to the whole.
Speaker 15: Dream Jason Lawrence Grand Final Breakfast.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 7: It's going to be so much fun. It's the Rhumanity rooftop.
Speaker 7: It's David and Nats's pub.
Speaker 5: Great bloke. It's a bit of a footy puppy Old Rhumanity.
Speaker 4: We stand on.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Just what?
Speaker 2: We're there kicking on.
Speaker 5: Laura and I have it very I have to work
Speaker 5: all day and all night.
Speaker 2: Teleth on the nine, my room telethon that night.
Speaker 4: I'll get you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, hang out with Nats to have
Speaker 2: a few in the caldroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah the room.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: If you want to come along to Rhumanity for our
Speaker 4: Grand Final breakfast, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: You cannot buy tickets.
Speaker 5: To this, No, you can't. It's gonna be lots of fun.
Speaker 5: Emily from Bacchus Marsh who are going for in the finals?
Speaker 8: I am going for Jelon Cat.
Speaker 7: You're on the Cats me too. Would you like to
Speaker 7: join us for our Grand Final breakfast next Thursday?
Speaker 12: I would love to.
Speaker 8: That'd be fantastic.
Speaker 5: Thanks you amazing, Bring a mate and come on down.
Speaker 4: That's right, We're going to take care of everything. Food,
Speaker 4: drinks will be sordered, whole bunch of special guests and
Speaker 4: maybe even get a photo with the cup, which is
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 2: Good for the gram Well, Jemma might be hoping for
Speaker 2: a picture with the cup because the Swans might be
Speaker 2: holding out final day. Gemma, yeah, get the fun.
Speaker 4: Jim. How confident are you on them taking out the
Speaker 4: Grand Final? Oh?
Speaker 8: Hopefully more confident than last time they in the Grand Finale.
Speaker 2: You've got absolutely pulverize.
Speaker 7: And it could be a rematch. It could be Sidney
Speaker 7: Swans Geelong Cats all over.
Speaker 4: Again, save Swans were in the final. Would you be
Speaker 4: confident enough to get a Swan's premiership tattoo in the morning,
Speaker 4: A funny tatoo?
Speaker 5: So I reckon I could? Why not? Good on your Gamma? Well,
Speaker 5: we will see you next Thursday. You're coming to the
Speaker 5: Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 2: Think we're going to need a tattoo artist at least
Speaker 2: with the swan, Like you know you can retain the swan.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah right, yeah yeah yeah, like when you change
Speaker 4: a partner's name into something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like you can do the same with
Speaker 2: the suns. You get a nice little son.
Speaker 5: What put a dolphin jumping over?
Speaker 4: God? You really love the weather there, don't you. Clinton?
Speaker 4: It's going to be an car Morning banker. You're a
Speaker 4: Cats fan morning.
Speaker 5: Do you want to come to our Grand Final breakfast?
Speaker 5: Ban car?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 10: And we're ready for the kick on Jake.
Speaker 5: He's all yours Bianchi. Clinton and I are off to work,
Speaker 5: but Jason is all yours. You see then she's going
Speaker 5: to be a hoop.
Speaker 2: What do you like if I was to sit next
Speaker 2: to you at the footy celebrated girl?
Speaker 5: Do you want me to be on it?
Speaker 8: Look, I'm I love football, but it's mainly for my
Speaker 8: husband that I'm all about too long because if they
Speaker 8: don't win, his moody So I'm a bit louder.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: So he couldn't give it. Husband go you're like, whoa peace,
Speaker 2: peace and quiet?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah I go, I go upstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 7: You can be as loud as you like at the
Speaker 7: Grand Final Breakfast on Thursday.
Speaker 4: It is happening at Broomandy. It is Melbourne's best rooftop
Speaker 4: to watch the footy Finals. You can book now brumanity
Speaker 4: dot com dot are you and the only way to
Speaker 4: win tickets to our Grand Final Breakfast is here on Nova.
Speaker 4: We'll give you another chance tomorrow on the show. Hey guys,
Speaker 4: something from our youth is coming back. Big Brother is
Speaker 4: coming back.
Speaker 2: To Channel Ten's time to go.
Speaker 5: Grattel.
Speaker 15: Yes, that's right, she ain't coming back because there is
Speaker 15: a new girl in the house.
Speaker 4: I was announced yesterday Channel ten upfronts that they are
Speaker 4: bringing Big Brother back to Channel ten and the host
Speaker 4: is Novah's very own Day announcer Meltrosina.
Speaker 2: Good morning, congratulations. Just the freezer do a good job these.
Speaker 4: Days, it really does.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 14: I've seen the Instagram posts, the comments on the Instagram posts.
Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't have absolutely Okay, what were they?
Speaker 5: Who is Meltrosina?
Speaker 4: Get a lot of her?
Speaker 5: Gretel looks different. Hey, congrats, it's so exciting. I mean,
Speaker 5: thank you. I love Big Brother. Did you love the show?
Speaker 5: I loved it.
Speaker 14: I remember how much of a juggernaut it was when
Speaker 14: it came to Ozzie TV's how obsessed we were. We're
Speaker 14: just watching people living in a house. And that's what
Speaker 14: it was in two thousand and one when it started.
Speaker 14: People were doing housework. Do you remember that ble mcdonna
Speaker 14: and all those guys. Yeah, proper just living in a house.
Speaker 14: And I grew up watching it. I wasn't old enough
Speaker 14: to watch up La. It's so Mum would always make
Speaker 14: sure that I'm always in bed, but neither was I
Speaker 14: but I did. Yeah, yeah, what kind of rebellious.
Speaker 4: It was just easier than trolling the internet looking for
Speaker 4: free websites.
Speaker 5: I don't know if the internet existing.
Speaker 2: Launch people having showers. There's a little bit of full.
Speaker 4: Way on TV.
Speaker 14: Yeah, wow, you really were watching its TV?
Speaker 5: Like that's not late coming back? I don't know. I
Speaker 5: don't think it is for this seed, probably in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe speaking of unthoring things, Mike.
Speaker 5: Goldman, unthawing things, crusting, throwing things.
Speaker 4: Out, Mike Goldman, the old voice that is, he is
Speaker 4: he back, Oh, I don't know. God for a host,
Speaker 4: you really don't know.
Speaker 5: They really haven't told me the same Big Brother boys,
Speaker 5: I hope.
Speaker 14: So I'm excited to meet Big Brother, but they probably.
Speaker 5: Won't let me now.
Speaker 4: No way.
Speaker 7: So you're hosting, so you'll interact with the housemates in there. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and then will you be on the big stage when
Speaker 7: they get a victim.
Speaker 5: Yes, because it's live nominations, live evictions.
Speaker 14: So they're taking it back to old school when.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 14: They don't have a location as yet. They're speaking to
Speaker 14: some boomers at the moment.
Speaker 5: Properties do you think the couch? I thought it was
Speaker 5: a casting couch, but sure no, poor bought a new
Speaker 5: couch is very big. It is like the Big Brother.
Speaker 5: If you need a house, I'm having to rent it
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 4: I was so obsessed with the show growing up. I
Speaker 4: was working on the Hot thirty at the time, and
Speaker 4: I remember getting home and someone hadn't take the episode
Speaker 4: that so we rang the late night announced at radio
Speaker 4: stations and can you put us on the air, And
Speaker 4: we offered like five hundred bucks with the CD and
Speaker 4: someone tape the episode and then eleven o'clock and we're
Speaker 4: driving around to this random person's house to get people
Speaker 4: with that addicted.
Speaker 7: It's gone through so many seasons though, because remember those
Speaker 7: people that came out of the early seasons were like
Speaker 7: rock stars, and then they all had remember hot Dogs up,
Speaker 7: Late Game Show, Yeah, Jess got married, their.
Speaker 5: Own little reality Showsy.
Speaker 4: Got over Sydney.
Speaker 5: Can we test you, brother?
Speaker 4: Yes, Christy Swan, Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, huge names all here at Nova.
Speaker 4: Now me watch this season and we'll find out who's
Speaker 4: taking our jo.
Speaker 2: So what happens if they bring someone like Merlin back
Speaker 2: to Yeah, and you're tape over the lips like as hosts,
Speaker 2: Yeah that's you.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're just going to do like five minutes of
Speaker 14: stand up. I think if he's not going to talk after, well,
Speaker 14: you know. I think what I'm most excited about is
Speaker 14: the announcements come out, and I know that there's going
Speaker 14: to be so many Aussies now that are like I
Speaker 14: want to go on the show, And I'm so excited
Speaker 14: about people preparing themselves to put it forward an application,
Speaker 14: and that's what the show is about. Like I'm just
Speaker 14: a facilitator to be there for these contestants. They are
Speaker 14: going to make the show and they're going to bring
Speaker 14: all this content and I get to be the first
Speaker 14: person they speak to you before they enter and then
Speaker 14: when they get out, which is pretty awesome.
Speaker 5: So when's it on. It's going to be in the
Speaker 5: fourth quarter of next year. Next year, I don't know dates,
Speaker 5: so exciting.
Speaker 4: Don't ask the hosts any questions about where or when.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I know your question.
Speaker 2: It's a very secret operation. Yeah, very well, read my contract.
Speaker 2: But congratulations, friends, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: For chatting with me about it's going.
Speaker 4: To be live like the good Channel seven Live.
Speaker 5: I've already said, Clinton, give me some tips on life.
Speaker 5: And then it's Channel ten.
Speaker 4: I was about to say Channel seven shat the bed.
Speaker 4: When they had it, they did the whole pre recorded.
Speaker 5: It came like Gladiator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was terrible, terrible.
Speaker 5: See you Sonya in with mel.
Speaker 15: Thank you for being.
Speaker 4: Good. You are going to absolutely kill that pick.
Speaker 5: I wonder if they'll bring back any of like you know,
Speaker 5: when they do these shows the years later, they sometimes
Speaker 5: have like a bit of heritage, like an old contestant
Speaker 5: or someone we already know, new people.
Speaker 4: I need to bring back the original Big Brother voice. Yes,
Speaker 4: it did change. I think I know, Peter was creepy.
Speaker 5: Looking another voice and like the nighttime one. You hear
Speaker 5: the other voice and oh yeah all the.
Speaker 4: Day and be like this is big brother and then
Speaker 4: this bag brother. I'll get off the counter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a producer quick say something, I
Speaker 5: have a great day of Ron lossy. You need to
Speaker 5: go home into and go home to rest today. I
Speaker 5: just like it's got cold and I've got sick Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You're right. We spoke about it last early. We've merged
Speaker 2: from winter and we were very happy with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a good round.
Speaker 2: Now we've gone back in and.
Speaker 5: We really have clean I'm on Melbourne, do better buy up.
Speaker 4: Hey, have a great day everyone, and we will see
Speaker 4: you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 5: Ja Jason Lauren.
Speaker 8: Wake up feeling good.
Speaker 11: On Nober one hundred Jason Lauren them on socials.