Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Men, Jason Lauren, start your morning. The bright away be great?
Speaker 3: Is Jason Lauren? You one hundred?
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, favorite day of the way cap
Speaker 2: if I waday.
Speaker 4: Morning Melbourne morning plenty morning. Look at you your matching jumpers.
Speaker 4: That's a big You got a little team.
Speaker 5: Uniform Qush Club.
Speaker 2: I know we were all their board shorts, but they
Speaker 2: sent us some jumpers. Brady, executive producer, just said it
Speaker 2: makes me look younger. So I've jumped on their website
Speaker 2: and brought it in every color.
Speaker 4: I think it's the color that makes you look younger.
Speaker 4: Sh they very baby blue on you.
Speaker 3: Damn it, We've got you one as well.
Speaker 5: Did you color's mine?
Speaker 2: Don't wear yours yet though we don't want you do.
Speaker 2: Did you shoot yourself in it? Stop? You went well
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 4: I wasn't feeling well this morning. No, I almost didn't
Speaker 4: make the show. But I'm here because I'm dedicated to you.
Speaker 3: Are dedicated one of.
Speaker 2: God for it the old building she called in days ago,
Speaker 2: got a headache. I'm out this week.
Speaker 4: One hundred and I was feeling very unwell this morning,
Speaker 4: but I've come good.
Speaker 3: Little off color. Do I look better?
Speaker 2: Than in that's what will happen when you're out till
Speaker 2: two in the morning.
Speaker 4: I was not out till two in the morning. I was, oh,
Speaker 4: my gosh, what happened? What last night? I went to
Speaker 4: the gym, came home at dinner, it was like, what
Speaker 4: am I going to do? Started watching Ashley Madison.
Speaker 2: We were watching that as well. Ash Madison.
Speaker 5: Isn't Ashley Madison cheating website? The dating it was? It
Speaker 5: was like the o G dating app, but it was
Speaker 5: for married people?
Speaker 2: Is It just dropped on Netflix and they got.
Speaker 5: Hacked with everyone? Remember all these people didn't It was
Speaker 5: very private.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they posted like the.
Speaker 5: Identity, the addresses, the chats.
Speaker 3: Was it blokes chasing women or was it the base?
Speaker 4: It was, but men paid to sign up to it
Speaker 4: and women didn't.
Speaker 5: It just dropped on I think it only dropped on
Speaker 5: Netflix yesterday.
Speaker 2: Right because my wife was watching last night, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's this. She's like, Ashley madisone and shut down. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, tech dick, it's pretty full technic.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I watched the first episode.
Speaker 2: It's good, you should get TV.
Speaker 5: I was angry, Yeah, I was angry. I was angry
Speaker 5: at a lot of the people in.
Speaker 2: The white and Pulse photo pop up.
Speaker 3: He was watching Bright Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 4: We're both watching it and we were trying to we
Speaker 4: couldn't quite work out. Like there are a few complexities
Speaker 4: to it, like the only men paid and women didn't.
Speaker 5: But that was how they got women.
Speaker 2: On there a lot of swingers clubs, a lot.
Speaker 4: You paid for credits, so they just kept making more
Speaker 4: and more money because if you wanted to keep talking
Speaker 4: to the person yet to pay for more credits.
Speaker 2: Brough It got a man of mine who him and
Speaker 2: his partners to go to swingers clubs all the time.
Speaker 2: This is really a friend of mine. That's but dinners
Speaker 2: or no like clubs like. But but guys would have
Speaker 2: to pay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, women did.
Speaker 2: Single women don't. I guess it's a numbers thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Anyway, it's good give them something for free to entice
Speaker 6: them to get in there.
Speaker 2: Right, that's one stamp you don't still want on your
Speaker 2: hand the next day work.
Speaker 5: Everyone's married. The women were married to you. Anyway, it's
Speaker 5: true story. You should watch it.
Speaker 2: The website is still running.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I would assume the business got
Speaker 4: shut down. After they got hacked.
Speaker 2: Can you jump on Ashley Madison Forest please and see
Speaker 2: if it's still going?
Speaker 5: But what about the TVCs?
Speaker 4: I had these ads and they were cute jingles and
Speaker 4: that was like anyone but my wife, anyone but my.
Speaker 2: Wife was like, what catchy?
Speaker 5: Is so cutie? Really weird?
Speaker 2: It is very much still active.
Speaker 7: Really tagline is Astley Madison Life is short?
Speaker 3: Have an affair?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know? Do you know how many?
Speaker 4: How a guess clanned at how many members they had
Speaker 4: on the site.
Speaker 2: Oh this is nuts.
Speaker 5: In the eighties, right, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Phone sex topic, no, no full cheap sort of a
Speaker 3: free I phone.
Speaker 2: You would be a full phone creeper. What do you
Speaker 2: mean you'd be look at him, he'd be a full phone.
Speaker 5: Guess how many married people were on it?
Speaker 3: How many is in numbers?
Speaker 4: I guess how many married men signed up? For one
Speaker 4: hundred thousand, forty million?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: I thought we were doing that game warmer.
Speaker 5: We're forty million.
Speaker 6: That's quite a lot, isn't it. That's quite a scandal. Hey,
Speaker 6: just a generic login please, Brodie.
Speaker 4: Well that was the thing some people put under their
Speaker 4: real names. And then I'm got in big trouble when
Speaker 4: they done.
Speaker 2: I think we should revisit this later on in the show.
Speaker 2: I wonder if anyone Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know. If it's big, it's very American.
Speaker 2: Should we sign up? Yes?
Speaker 5: No, yes, no, you're not married, you're not allowed.
Speaker 3: I get in for free.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, you don't even need to have.
Speaker 2: Any guys coming up today. I'll tell you who is
Speaker 2: not going to need it. And that is Alban's tightest
Speaker 2: trading Jackson. Yesterday we released some photos of what he
Speaker 2: looked like as a teenager and a kid. Today, the
Speaker 2: current photo of Melbournes tightest trading You get to see him,
Speaker 2: I promise this. No, we're going the you know the photo.
Speaker 2: Did it for you? Yeah, we go on that one.
Speaker 6: I gave him my family a sneak peek lass. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: had to go down.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, that were right into us.
Speaker 2: Yeah right. They weren't hungry before us. She was starving
Speaker 2: by the end of that meal. Famished, was she like?
Speaker 2: All right, kids, thanks for visiting, get out, come on, John.
Speaker 4: Don't no, okay, So we're dropping the rigiditch real photo
Speaker 4: of our handsome trading Jackson. We're also meeting today. Well,
Speaker 4: you did some funny business yesterday. Also, the commentary around
Speaker 4: his fashion parade he did for us yesterday is quite good.
Speaker 4: If you want to jump on our socials Jason Lauren
Speaker 4: on Instagram, it is up.
Speaker 2: There all right. So we've got a lot coming up today. Yes,
Speaker 2: we are going to release the photo. We got the
Speaker 2: popo coming in after seven this morning. But next something happened.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was witnessed to something before you got here, Lauren. Yes,
Speaker 6: it's rocked me to my core. Oh, it turns out
Speaker 6: as adults, not everyone can do even the most simple
Speaker 6: of tasks.
Speaker 2: In fact, thirteen twenty fourteen, are you an adult who
Speaker 2: can't do something that most of the world can do?
Speaker 5: It's just not it's embarrassing when that happens.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing, Lauren.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. We'll go there next. This is
Speaker 2: no over. Good morning. We're about to get to what
Speaker 2: we discovered this morning pre show before we do that
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four to ten. What can't you do as
Speaker 2: an adult? Thank God, I'm not alone.
Speaker 5: There was a situation before I came to work with you.
Speaker 2: I think we'll demonstrate it after the calls. But yeah. Yeah, Clinton.
Speaker 2: I we mucking around with something in the office, and
Speaker 2: I said, before we go ahead with this, I just
Speaker 2: want you to know I'm not great at this, to
Speaker 2: give me a warning.
Speaker 3: But I just was completely by how bad it was.
Speaker 2: Jacob in Barrick, morning, mate, how are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good things, We're good. What can't you do as an adult?
Speaker 1: I still can't. I still can't write properly at all.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 4: Is it like unreadable handwriting like a doctor? Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: almost like writing. Handwriting is becoming redundant though, isn't it
Speaker 4: because we're just using computers?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But you, like me, Jacob, I get someone else to
Speaker 2: do the birthday cards and stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm like about mad Yeah, caps writing caps.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got nice handwriting.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty see.
Speaker 2: I write like a doctor. I can read it.
Speaker 3: M m.
Speaker 2: But I think anyone else would struggle.
Speaker 5: But you're not as smart as the doctor.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 5: You're not writing the same things doctors writing.
Speaker 2: No, to be fair, sometimes I look at it go
Speaker 2: what have I written?
Speaker 4: To be honest, I don't know how many like I
Speaker 4: would hardly pick up a pen outside of this studio
Speaker 4: in the morning and sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point outside of it is I don't.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of pressure on it now, isn't it
Speaker 3: justldn't even.
Speaker 1: Use a pen?
Speaker 6: Maybe we'll get journals Brianna Roxburgh Park. What is something
Speaker 6: you can't do or somebody else?
Speaker 5: No, it's me.
Speaker 3: What can't you do?
Speaker 8: I can't multitask with the basic things like if I'm
Speaker 8: walking down the street and I have.
Speaker 9: A bottle of water, I have to physically stand still
Speaker 9: so I.
Speaker 8: Can have a drink.
Speaker 3: Pause.
Speaker 2: Are you doing anything else right now while you're on
Speaker 2: the phone to us?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not actually multitasking.
Speaker 3: That's hard.
Speaker 2: And let's finish with Zach in Frankston. What can't you
Speaker 2: do as an adult.
Speaker 9: Morning guys with the life of me?
Speaker 8: I cannot use blood rap.
Speaker 2: You can't use glad for.
Speaker 10: Using blood wrapper, can't wrap anything with.
Speaker 5: It like it'll be your ripping technique.
Speaker 4: If you don't rip it off the thing properly, it
Speaker 4: gets all tangled.
Speaker 3: There's another issue.
Speaker 5: It just bundled all up.
Speaker 2: Zach.
Speaker 6: Do you know when this is what my issue is?
Speaker 6: Glad rap Sometimes it doesn't stick to certain vessels. Yes,
Speaker 6: so that means it doesn't stick to all vessels.
Speaker 5: You need to pull it longer.
Speaker 3: Come on, but some vessels it will stick too far. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what you need to do is add more
Speaker 2: glad wrap so it sticks to the glad wrap, so
Speaker 2: you go fully around it connecting to the glad rap.
Speaker 2: How's this got colad bags?
Speaker 5: I love a glad bag. I love putting things.
Speaker 3: And you get that is it?
Speaker 6: You can't decipher what vessel it's going to stick to.
Speaker 6: Some it does, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what the vessel is.
Speaker 5: Regardless of vessel, you always go all the way around
Speaker 5: to bandage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't always put it on the battle.
Speaker 2: I like to fully see it.
Speaker 5: I think it doesn't stick to you know, I just
Speaker 5: go al plastic.
Speaker 2: It doesn't stick to glass. Sometimes to wrap present.
Speaker 11: No, no tape requires yeah, because like if you get
Speaker 11: the right alfoyle, it does resemble that shiny paper.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and you probably don't need tape.
Speaker 2: You don't, you know, you just wrap it like a sandwich.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of anybody you're giving people sandwiches.
Speaker 2: I've done that for Christmas before.
Speaker 3: So Jason.
Speaker 5: Ralph is expensive all the ways.
Speaker 3: We've randomly been sent a few items, one of which is.
Speaker 11: Would reject shop package.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I thought, I love grip brilliant, the color
Speaker 5: disc that.
Speaker 2: You hold in your left hand if you're right handed.
Speaker 2: It's got velcrow on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one side, one side, grew fluffy ball.
Speaker 3: Ja, let's have a game.
Speaker 5: I love throwing a game.
Speaker 6: I'm going to take my headphones off, and I want
Speaker 6: you to if you get cars and at home, but
Speaker 6: bear witness to the throwing technie.
Speaker 5: Oh, you can't throw a ball? Can throw a ball?
Speaker 4: Beautiful pass there landed on the grip ball beautifully. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, he's gone full sideways. Looks like a four
Speaker 4: year old.
Speaker 5: You don't need you one meteor away.
Speaker 3: Give me, give me one, Give me.
Speaker 4: Who was it that tried to pitch the ball at
Speaker 4: the baseball and that was just like went straight into
Speaker 4: the ground. Oh my god, Oh my god, you just
Speaker 4: such an unexpected Do you know what.
Speaker 3: It looks like? John Howard?
Speaker 5: Yeah, ball at the crik. Okay, So he's really stiff.
Speaker 4: He goes fully side on like he's playing baseball and pitching,
Speaker 4: and then he just I can't throw it. You really
Speaker 4: can't throw No, I can't. That was the most embarrassing.
Speaker 4: That was like watching a three year old.
Speaker 2: When we picked up grip all this morning, I put
Speaker 2: it like you panics. I stuck the thing to my
Speaker 2: hand and then I was like, oh, hang on, I
Speaker 2: forgot about my fear of throwing. That was gross.
Speaker 3: That was gross.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's amazing. Can the kids throw I
Speaker 2: think so my underarm.
Speaker 5: No, but you throw it so fast at such a
Speaker 5: strange ankle.
Speaker 3: Does softballs for you? Maybe they throw underroun t ball.
Speaker 2: I like when it's just stationary, you have to hit it.
Speaker 5: Your kids get tasted at school for that.
Speaker 2: If you talk about dad can't throw.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, But you learn that stuff from your parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, That's why I think they're not mine, because
Speaker 2: they're not bad with them all. Just got eighteen past
Speaker 2: six embarrassing. Tell me about it. Let's check your under work.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jase and Lauren. You are
Speaker 2: listening to Nomber one hundred. Let's say hell out of this.
Speaker 12: Blake introducing our next guess, a friend of the show.
Speaker 10: Who you might know by his legendary role as Tyler's plumber,
Speaker 10: Extraordinariy Kenny Smith.
Speaker 13: And just watch it in there, mate, that's my shame.
Speaker 14: Might don't you press that flush air thing will probably
Speaker 14: shot your guys head.
Speaker 12: Through your bum It is not adding to his collection
Speaker 12: of classic cars, He's gracing both our screens and our stages,
Speaker 12: like in his new play The Odd Couple Plans. Welcome
Speaker 12: to the show, Shame Jacobson.
Speaker 2: Shank Jacobson, Good morning, how are we team?
Speaker 5: Fresh from your commute from Mount Macedon.
Speaker 4: What a beautiful place to leave, But it must be
Speaker 4: getting chilly there now.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I actually saw a penguin walk past me and go
Speaker 14: about enough I'm o to be able to pack bag.
Speaker 5: Mount Massaden is one of the coldest places, isn't it.
Speaker 13: Valley it's actually at height.
Speaker 14: It's one of those you know, the snow who starts
Speaker 14: at the top of the mountain things. Yeah, it's that
Speaker 14: completely wrong, but it does go down a bit before there.
Speaker 6: Culturally, I quite like the bakeries in that region. Kitan's
Speaker 6: very strong.
Speaker 14: Yeah, kill Moore, yes, yeah, and not all, not all
Speaker 14: of them are good shops. That's why it's called Kilmore
Speaker 14: because they killed a feel in the way. Now there
Speaker 14: is some great bakeries, great cafes. When it's all the honestly,
Speaker 14: not an advertisement for the Mount Masden or the mass Rangers.
Speaker 13: But you're the Shi the Shire of Victoria.
Speaker 2: But it is. It is just a great place.
Speaker 14: It's got all those things in cafes and stuff, but
Speaker 14: it's got room and trees and a.
Speaker 2: Great bloody vanilla slice. Yes, it's not block. There is there, Yes,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent. Hey, let's talk the Odd Couple. It
Speaker 2: begins at the Comedy Theater this weekend. You can get
Speaker 2: your tickets at the Odd Couple play dot com dot au.
Speaker 5: It's you and Todd McKenny. Now that is an odd couple.
Speaker 3: It is the all dancing Todd McKenny.
Speaker 5: Tom.
Speaker 2: Do you guys meet because they remember they did that special,
Speaker 2: the Full Monty. It will raise money, Yeah, to fight cancer. Yeah.
Speaker 14: I've known Todd for all of thirty minutes when he said,
Speaker 14: take your clothes off, and that's just Tuesday at his house.
Speaker 5: Get full naked in that.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Fully it was fully naked. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: You didn't really have your willies out in front of.
Speaker 14: In front No, no, I mean no, I mean fully
Speaker 14: naked the last part full full review.
Speaker 5: I mean it is the Full Monty.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 14: It doesn't it doesn't worry me. There's nothing to see. Literally,
Speaker 14: there's nothing to see. And it didn't matter because on
Speaker 14: stage with me was people like Jet Kenny.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, they wanted to see him naked.
Speaker 2: You could have been doing the star jobs.
Speaker 6: They didn't know I was on stage. How different are
Speaker 6: you as blokes? You and Todd Well on paper and
Speaker 6: in life?
Speaker 13: Very different?
Speaker 14: But you know that's what the show actually explores, which
Speaker 14: is you can be friends with someone, but as you know,
Speaker 14: you can be best friends with someone. You can be
Speaker 14: dating someone, but you don't really know them until you've
Speaker 14: traveled with them or lived in.
Speaker 4: The same I've lost friends over traveling with you. Slight
Speaker 4: you are, You've never so painful.
Speaker 2: Before we let you go, I want to ask do
Speaker 2: you still do you still have the bus?
Speaker 13: I do you know I've got a bus?
Speaker 2: Have you heard about shamee Kenny bus?
Speaker 13: He's not Can you have a bus?
Speaker 6: You mentioned that you collect cars, but you've got a
Speaker 6: bus as well?
Speaker 13: I do have a bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, tell them about this is this is a
Speaker 2: pimp and bass? Am I not supposed to know about people?
Speaker 13: Will home? She and Andy took it. It's done, It's done.
Speaker 14: It was only one of the full monties did that
Speaker 14: was I've got I've got to Yeah, I race cars
Speaker 14: a bit, so cars is a bit of a race.
Speaker 13: Cars have got a v race car at the moment
Speaker 13: and a rally you and some buggies.
Speaker 5: That's hot about Jack Kenny?
Speaker 13: That's hot.
Speaker 14: Let's stop the interview. Now A get better than that
Speaker 14: someone one day on earth here and as thought I
Speaker 14: was hot for a brief second. And because you race car,
Speaker 14: my wife says you're acceptable. Even she doesn't say you're hot,
Speaker 14: you're acceptable. Where do you take the bus? Don't you
Speaker 14: have a bus?
Speaker 3: If you guys know.
Speaker 16: You don't have We're the only show without a bus.
Speaker 16: Shake and we're happy about it. You're listening to the
Speaker 16: only show without a bus.
Speaker 2: One more of a of a van?
Speaker 13: You mean vans? You mean the shoes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoe black Dan.
Speaker 13: No, Well, I take it wherever the hell I want.
Speaker 13: That's why I've got my own bus.
Speaker 4: Did you buy the bus and then your bus or
Speaker 4: was it already pimped?
Speaker 14: No, it was a bus that had had an engine
Speaker 14: fire where the whole thing had been.
Speaker 4: Filmed with My god, don't you say engine like engine?
Speaker 1: Engine?
Speaker 2: Engine?
Speaker 3: Would you say that engine?
Speaker 5: It's with an E, not an That's what we're saying, is.
Speaker 14: That everything I need to know about that.
Speaker 6: Does your wife know that you like when you go
Speaker 6: to buy something like a bus?
Speaker 3: Do you tell her? Yeah? Yeah, And how's it going?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 13: Funny this chat?
Speaker 14: This morning we were quickly doing some paperwork before I
Speaker 14: ran out of the house and I went, oh, we
Speaker 14: won an auction. It's not a house or anything impressive
Speaker 14: like that. I said, oh, I want an auction. She
Speaker 14: said we what? And I said, I've just been on
Speaker 14: something and that's not that impressive.
Speaker 13: It's antiques. It's I don't tell her those things.
Speaker 14: And so this morning all the kids come in and said,
Speaker 14: what have we got because they heard we've done got something?
Speaker 13: It's just a S O S.
Speaker 14: You know, the the the Morse Code thing is anti
Speaker 14: So I do buy some things that in case the
Speaker 14: bus ever breaks down, Just in case my phone runs
Speaker 14: out of battery in the park, because I'm in the park,
Speaker 14: remember you, because you've got to know the park jokes.
Speaker 2: Not a joke.
Speaker 13: I wake up in parks all the time.
Speaker 2: Jacob said the anytime The Odd Couple begins at the
Speaker 2: Comedy Theater this weekend show, Yes, tickets at the odd
Speaker 2: couple play dot com dot are you? It's always good
Speaker 2: to catch up mate. I went for a walk yesterday.
Speaker 2: Did you you wracked me on my walk?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's right, you're out for out pounding the pavement power walk.
Speaker 2: Yes, I had my weight to attached to my.
Speaker 5: He was shopping on a street, but he was walking
Speaker 5: to go.
Speaker 2: From Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 5: That's his that's his.
Speaker 3: High street walk.
Speaker 5: I love it his type of walk.
Speaker 4: Hey, I asked you before when you sit on having
Speaker 4: a sneak it out? We ever smoking, Jason like you
Speaker 4: would have been?
Speaker 2: No, not really, Like if you see me having a
Speaker 2: dart at the end of the night, it's time to
Speaker 2: go home, Yes, send me home. No, my mum was
Speaker 2: a massive.
Speaker 5: Smoker, so you didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Well, when we were kids, she'd get us to light
Speaker 2: the ciggies for Clint the eighties. Yeah, I was a
Speaker 2: data so you were you?
Speaker 3: I was a data were Yeah? Well I was.
Speaker 6: I was a data like consistently consistently like bypackets.
Speaker 4: And there's lots of people that aren't full time smokers
Speaker 4: but love a sneaky dart at the end of the night.
Speaker 3: Well, and that's now where I've sort of graduated.
Speaker 2: To tell you what, it's expensey terrible fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: A pack some of what I've never bought a pack
Speaker 4: of a cigarettes. I'm not trying to be like, look
Speaker 4: at me, I'm such.
Speaker 2: No, no, some of them are like fifty bucks. Now.
Speaker 4: I just can't I can't stand the smell of it.
Speaker 4: I once kissed a boy who'd been smoking.
Speaker 2: And remember, like remember coming home from the clubs and
Speaker 2: you smell your clothes.
Speaker 6: And your head, fingers, your fingers smell, do they yeah,
Speaker 6: for the club having a dart, big night.
Speaker 2: The club, It's like they do.
Speaker 4: It's funny though, because like when someone's trying to hide
Speaker 4: it and they're like, no, I don't smoke, and it's
Speaker 4: like I can smell it on you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: But it's funny when you see someone you don't expect
Speaker 4: to be a smoker having your dart. That isn't nothing
Speaker 4: wrong with having your cheeky d I don't think we
Speaker 4: all know the risks involved.
Speaker 2: I remember working in another radio station when I was younger.
Speaker 2: I won't say who it was. Jackie O would have
Speaker 2: these scissors on the roof right during the show. Her
Speaker 2: and Kyle would go to the roof of the radio station,
Speaker 2: have a cheeky dart and you know, like when you
Speaker 2: go morning No, this was like the afternoon show. And
Speaker 2: then you know when you go to the bank and
Speaker 2: they have the pins on a chain.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She used to have these little toenail scissors, yeah, attached
Speaker 2: to a chain, and she'd cut the filter in half
Speaker 2: because they only had a four minute song she'd want.
Speaker 3: To sit more through. Yeah, So where were the scissors
Speaker 3: attached to her wrists?
Speaker 2: Like a little chain attached to the roof of the station,
Speaker 2: so no one would take the scissors. And there was
Speaker 2: a glove up there that she would put on so her.
Speaker 5: Smell like Michael Jackson smell.
Speaker 2: Her fingers didn't smell, so she wouldn't get home and
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 3: That's desperate times.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I've never seen someone with dedication. Well,
Speaker 4: someone who I wouldn't expect to smoke has been busted
Speaker 4: having a data to.
Speaker 3: Be honest, I love seeing darts in a way.
Speaker 5: Timothy Chamale, the actor, Yeah Spider Man, Timothy, wasn't he
Speaker 5: Spider Man as well? Timothy Schmale?
Speaker 2: Hang on, tim, how do I say Timothy?
Speaker 5: T I M O T. H e with anla. See
Speaker 5: if you can work out on your.
Speaker 3: Shamyl.
Speaker 5: No, wasn't he in Spider Man one.
Speaker 1: Of those films?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I don't know, but he's Dart's
Speaker 3: Spider Man's darting.
Speaker 5: He did that.
Speaker 3: We've got an issue. We've got an issue.
Speaker 5: I think of the wrong person.
Speaker 3: Jason is down. Give is there afraid of him darting?
Speaker 2: No? No, there isn't. I'm still trying to find the
Speaker 2: right Timothy.
Speaker 4: Shamala some other celebs who have been busted smoking that
Speaker 4: you wouldn't expect hit me bACC Obama, I reckon where
Speaker 4: he's got the voice?
Speaker 3: He's got the voice.
Speaker 2: Also, sorry, he's dealing with the nuclear coats Like if
Speaker 2: anyone stressed and needs he can have.
Speaker 5: A Yeah, Chamala was in that New WILLI Wonka.
Speaker 4: Definitely not, Definitely not Spider mancase.
Speaker 2: Of smoking Man confused with Spider Man's the.
Speaker 5: Guy in Spider Man Tom Holand and he's the one
Speaker 5: that did the hot lip sync.
Speaker 3: Yes, where are you going to?
Speaker 5: Dating?
Speaker 4: End? And Timothy Shamelott is dating Kylie?
Speaker 2: You smoking? Are you smoking a special dart over there
Speaker 2: or something? Can you sound off your head?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, you've never even heard of him. I just
Speaker 4: got them a little backwards. But he's what he's in
Speaker 4: that Wonka?
Speaker 3: Who else? Anyone else?
Speaker 5: Willy Wonka, Abraco Bama? What will you Arnold Schwartzenegger. I
Speaker 5: couldn't imagine him having a dart?
Speaker 2: Can we do? Celebrity smoker?
Speaker 5: Who have your bust?
Speaker 2: Thirteen dories thirteen twenty fourteen Darts in the wild?
Speaker 5: Celebrity darries Darry Lovers?
Speaker 2: Have you caught one? Clint stan Away?
Speaker 5: I've seen you having a sh.
Speaker 2: Yeah at the airport? No, no, no, no, sucking back
Speaker 2: on that vight before it's wheels up.
Speaker 4: I've seen him with my Paul when I've gone to
Speaker 4: bed and the boys have kicked on, and I've got
Speaker 4: a notification in the back lane way.
Speaker 5: It goes intruder alert because there's someone standing in the back.
Speaker 5: He's in my back.
Speaker 1: Layway right there they are.
Speaker 5: They are glass of ready one. What a little Winnie
Speaker 5: blue in the right smoke of.
Speaker 3: Where do I put it?
Speaker 1: Paul Avores?
Speaker 2: But she can't see it? Thirteen twenty four This is
Speaker 2: our number. Have you seen a celeb having a smoke?
Speaker 2: Where have you caught the darts. Give us a call,
Speaker 2: all right thirteen twenty four ten. Britney's on the phone.
Speaker 5: Who'll be caught, Brittany, Brittany from glen Iris.
Speaker 4: Did you see some a celebrity punch and a dart?
Speaker 2: Brittany? Let's go to Lauren and Torquay morning Laws.
Speaker 17: Good a god?
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 5: Have you seen someone unexpected a while ago?
Speaker 18: I'll prefer that.
Speaker 9: But I took some friends that were visiting from England
Speaker 9: to the Classic Neighbors Trivia Night?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes? Who was it? Was a doctor Carl?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 3: And Tony the Daily Double.
Speaker 4: Oh wait were they hosting the trivia night? They would Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not just trivia.
Speaker 2: About No, they host the night. They do it for
Speaker 2: good cashi jobs. Yeah right.
Speaker 5: And was it was it them punching darts?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Who doctor Carl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fish Toadfish.
Speaker 5: I could see Toadfish doing that. I don't not the doctor.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fourteen is our Susan would be.
Speaker 5: He did worse. He did way worse than having darts.
Speaker 5: The Dirty Dog thirty twenty fourteen. Do they have an affair?
Speaker 4: Have you busted a celeb having it? It doesn't celebrity
Speaker 4: smoker just.
Speaker 2: Doing a bit of research on that.
Speaker 5: I don't the phone number on.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Some of the other no, very rarely
Speaker 2: you do that. Some of the other celebs we mentioned,
Speaker 2: Guenne Paltrow, Jennifer Lawrence, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the former Queen
Speaker 2: of Denmark Margaret Well. They call it the ashtray queen.
Speaker 3: Oh how many does she suck down?
Speaker 2: I think I think she can take a lot?
Speaker 4: Didn't The queen's sister loved Queen Elizabeth's sister what's her name?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 5: Margaret Margaret wild sisters and still alive. Margaret was the
Speaker 5: wild sister.
Speaker 2: Fergie'd have a hern Yeah, she'd probably old it between
Speaker 2: the toes.
Speaker 5: Yeahr was known to have a little dart, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I believe so on the big toe, don't you.
Speaker 6: I don't know how many people are darting these days,
Speaker 6: soapes you well, hard to keep up, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Glen Iris, Britney. Whatsoelebty spotted having the dark.
Speaker 9: Good morning guy morning? When I was younger, I actually
Speaker 9: ran into the original high five group having a dart
Speaker 9: out the back.
Speaker 5: I'm not surprised one of the high Fives to hang
Speaker 5: with all those kids.
Speaker 2: Oh god, if I was a wigging whole group.
Speaker 9: Did you have the whole group, Brittany, Yeah, the whole
Speaker 9: group was back, like at the back door. So we
Speaker 9: obviously tried to go out the back to meet them afterwards,
Speaker 9: and they were all standing out the back.
Speaker 5: You know what, all the kids.
Speaker 2: If I dance around deal with those kids, I'd be
Speaker 2: on the gummies.
Speaker 5: So what's the dinosaur in the Wiggles? That one's on
Speaker 5: the gun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that one's off nice.
Speaker 5: In the pirate, The pirate, the pirate.
Speaker 3: On the gummy feather sword. I saw high five after
Speaker 3: a Logi's one year.
Speaker 5: The Originals, and they were They're loose.
Speaker 3: Very very loose.
Speaker 5: They were a big deal there they were. They were
Speaker 5: loose with Charlie and stuff.
Speaker 2: Charlie Delaney, she's great.
Speaker 5: She's now living the Draymond Getaway.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yep, yep, married to a race car driver.
Speaker 5: Where are they now doing well?
Speaker 2: I believe let's get a cat lilydal celebrity smokers. He'll
Speaker 2: be spotted.
Speaker 4: We were sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry from from the top. Hello, yep, we got.
Speaker 5: My husband.
Speaker 18: I we at a restaurant with some friends in Barron
Speaker 18: Bay and my husband had some nervous energy to burn
Speaker 18: off because there was a lot of celebrities in the
Speaker 18: restaurant that day, so we went out the front to
Speaker 18: have a cigarette and Tyger White, the director and actor,
Speaker 18: a cigarette off here.
Speaker 5: Tiger. That does not surprise me.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, you've done thor mate, you
Speaker 2: can afford your own pack. How about I bump one
Speaker 2: off you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love Tiger.
Speaker 2: That was he on the darts all the time?
Speaker 5: No, definitely, not all the time. That does.
Speaker 4: I'm not completely surprised by him having the confidence to
Speaker 4: bounce over and and bama Siggi's and yeah, no, that
Speaker 4: doesn't surprise me. Yeah, but yeah, he could, he could
Speaker 4: afford his own pack.
Speaker 2: Executive producer Brady.
Speaker 7: I once saw we were doing an interview on another
Speaker 7: show and this guest was waiting downstairs, and they said,
Speaker 7: can you please go and get her? And I walked
Speaker 7: downstairs and Bindi and was absolutely fanging back an.
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 5: I'd have to see that with my own eyes to belie.
Speaker 7: The vein was pulsating in her hedge, sucking on her
Speaker 7: Bindi on the benson and hedges.
Speaker 5: He should be on the vogue, should be.
Speaker 2: An alpine Gal, Jace and Lauren with you. Clint's here
Speaker 2: as well, and so is this. He's a treat who
Speaker 2: wants a reader?
Speaker 5: Jason Lawrence Trady?
Speaker 1: What's a lady?
Speaker 2: The treat?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 3: Shame?
Speaker 5: Well he's not here right now, Jace, but let me
Speaker 5: tell you about him quickly. Jackson the handsome.
Speaker 4: Trady twenty five years old, lives at home with his
Speaker 4: mum and dad. We spoke to mom the other day
Speaker 4: and she said he is just the dream of a time.
Speaker 4: Good looking rooster, got his life together, working hard. Wants
Speaker 4: to meet a lady, but turns out there are lots
Speaker 4: of ladies that would also like to meet it.
Speaker 5: Trady, Jay, shall we meet our first lady?
Speaker 2: What's your?
Speaker 1: My name is Chloe. I'm twenty five years old and
Speaker 1: I live on the Mornington Peninsula. I work in law
Speaker 1: as a legal personal assistant. I am a girly girl
Speaker 1: and take pride in looking after myself. I love getting
Speaker 1: my nails done, but I'm not afraid to break them.
Speaker 1: What I look for in a partner is a hands
Speaker 1: on man, you know, those strong hands I could just
Speaker 1: do some damage. Someone kind and caring, someone who's affectionate
Speaker 1: and makes me feel loved and most importantly, someone who's
Speaker 1: loyal and proud to be with me. Jackson, I'm ready
Speaker 1: for you. I'll see you.
Speaker 2: Soon, and she joins us.
Speaker 11: Now, Chloe, good morning, Good morning, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Nervous very because you could be about to meet the
Speaker 2: love of your life.
Speaker 4: Well, no, I think she's more nervous about meeting Quintanaway.
Speaker 3: Morning, Chloe.
Speaker 6: What do you think hearing a man hearing our man
Speaker 6: on the Jackson.
Speaker 1: Jackson, I heard when you in Pakenham.
Speaker 4: Yes, so I met him in Pacinhem You guys, I
Speaker 4: said he was a good looking trady. You guys hunted
Speaker 4: him down, got him on the phone and we had
Speaker 4: a flirty conversation. And I believe that's what perked your
Speaker 4: ear is up.
Speaker 1: That's when I slid into your DMS.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In fact, see, here's the thing. You know how
Speaker 2: we've said, look, how tradey wants a lady, and we've
Speaker 2: said call and if you're on a dat him. Chloe
Speaker 2: was straight out.
Speaker 11: Of the blocksfore, even before we said this was two
Speaker 11: weeks ago.
Speaker 5: So what was it about Jackson that you thought he
Speaker 5: sounds like a catch?
Speaker 1: The minute you said he was a hot trading. Literally
Speaker 1: all you got the only information you gave out, And
Speaker 1: I was like, that is me to a team.
Speaker 2: So do you always go for trading?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: What is it about trade?
Speaker 5: I mean there is something sexy about a man that
Speaker 5: can fix something.
Speaker 1: Well, absolutely, hard working man. I work with businessmen all
Speaker 1: the time, so yeah, boring, sorry, work, don't listen to
Speaker 1: his I want a man in a suit. I want
Speaker 1: a man that can wear a suit, but not every day,
Speaker 1: strong hands, hard working man. Yes, can fix things, drioll
Speaker 1: around the house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hot, you.
Speaker 2: Know what powertool got. He'd look good in a suit.
Speaker 5: He would look good in a suit.
Speaker 1: You don't see he was athletic.
Speaker 5: He is athlete.
Speaker 2: He look pretty good out of you know what you
Speaker 2: like a fit guy?
Speaker 5: Do you?
Speaker 1: Yes, someone who looks after himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he definitely does. He's well manicured. So the other
Speaker 5: catch is here, you haven't seen Jackson yet our hot trading?
Speaker 2: No, what do you think he looks like?
Speaker 1: Tall, dark, handsome stereotype is kind of guy.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I like? I like the
Speaker 2: fact that you're throwing yourself into this and it's not
Speaker 2: based on a photo or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's just Laurence judgment.
Speaker 6: You are so like you know, Chloe, I take it
Speaker 6: you are single. I am Okay, how long have you
Speaker 6: been single for?
Speaker 1: What do we mate? Thirteen? Twelve months?
Speaker 6: Okay that's great, yes, but you're ready to get amongst it?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Can I ask why you don't have a partner because
Speaker 2: you've had a great job, successful career, You're a good
Speaker 2: looking girl, you seem very nice.
Speaker 1: Um, it's hard to find someone. I have been on
Speaker 1: the dating apps, but usually it's all just.
Speaker 5: All fun yeah chat, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And everyone that's my age as well as it sounds,
Speaker 1: aren't really mature, Like women who twenty five need to
Speaker 1: really date someone who's thirty. But the thirty year olds
Speaker 1: these days are no better. They ghost you like, yeah
Speaker 1: do that. I'm like the twenty five year olds at
Speaker 1: least say hey, what up for it? Not looking for anything? Serious?
Speaker 1: Thirty year olds you don't hear from them. I have
Speaker 1: once and.
Speaker 5: It was dramatic, fair enough, like this is.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this is actually what it is
Speaker 1: to be ghosted. I was like, can you just be
Speaker 1: mature and say hey, I'm not feeling it other than
Speaker 1: like you're like you're thirty. Come on, you're a grown man.
Speaker 5: Have the hard conversation. What do you look for.
Speaker 1: In a someone kind of caring, mostly and loyal Number one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound shallow, but someone like you
Speaker 1: have to attractions your first thing you see. So someone
Speaker 1: nice on the eyes, someone looks after themselves, hard working, motivated,
Speaker 1: obviously once a family in the future, just all the
Speaker 1: fun stuff.
Speaker 5: Really, guys, I would say Jackson is all of those things.
Speaker 2: Question and more. Do you have a turn off? What's
Speaker 2: your number? One?
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Someone who drives like a commodore.
Speaker 5: He's a trade I don't.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't have a trading card where we'll be
Speaker 1: going to buy him a trade.
Speaker 3: He's actually driving a marina.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he dries.
Speaker 1: My heart.
Speaker 5: He actually just rides an electric scooter.
Speaker 1: Let me get me on the back. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Would rather a scooter than would you like to see
Speaker 2: a photo?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like do I want to go in?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 3: I do? Yeah, you want to?
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to go to a break on
Speaker 2: the other side of this.
Speaker 5: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Come on, Come on, Not only will we show Chloe
Speaker 2: the photo.
Speaker 5: It on our social.
Speaker 2: Melbourne gets to meet him as well. Hit us up
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren on instat. The photo is minutes away from
Speaker 2: going live. He's a treat.
Speaker 10: Who wants a reader, Jason Lawrence Trady wants a lady.
Speaker 2: The treated is.
Speaker 4: For the last week we've been introducing you to our
Speaker 4: Trady who wants a lady. Handsome Jackson who we met
Speaker 4: when we're out and about a few weeks ago.
Speaker 5: There have been many ladies who want to trade.
Speaker 4: It turns out one of them is here with us
Speaker 4: this morning. We're getting ready to release a picture of
Speaker 4: this very handsome rooster.
Speaker 2: Jace and Lauren on Instat Go there, now, get ready.
Speaker 2: We are about to hit post and put it in
Speaker 2: our stories. But I know Chloe is dead set keen
Speaker 2: to see him.
Speaker 3: We're gonna flashy photo up you stake.
Speaker 1: It's very brutal because I'm getting flustered.
Speaker 5: It's okay, I've got flustered to when I saw him.
Speaker 3: We're here for you.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 1: I'm like this, this is my man.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is Jackson Melbourne's trading.
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 1: He's a footy player he plays footy on the weekends.
Speaker 2: Like casual.
Speaker 5: Can you zoom in like he doesn't play in the af.
Speaker 2: L zooming in? Good thighs, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Good arms?
Speaker 2: Good arms, great arms, good ten.
Speaker 1: Mudules on the floor. Really?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's delicious, delicious, He's not he could.
Speaker 5: Be and having at.
Speaker 1: A little bit.
Speaker 5: Okay, So talk us through what you're thinking. Is he
Speaker 5: your flavor?
Speaker 1: Here's my flavor?
Speaker 5: Easy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like say it a lot.
Speaker 1: He's very yummy. Sorry, he's very yummy, clean stunaway, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He's literally tall, dark and handsome. He's perfect. He's athletic,
Speaker 1: he looks tall, he plays footy. He's a trade. My
Speaker 1: mom my mom's gonna be hungry, yes, my mom my mom, bev, bev.
Speaker 5: Keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 1: Tatters too?
Speaker 5: Are we caught with that?
Speaker 1: Oh it's my dream?
Speaker 2: Still hungry?
Speaker 5: Well weished?
Speaker 2: He is with one of his nephews.
Speaker 13: Look at the eyes.
Speaker 2: Can we ze him in on the eyes? Because I
Speaker 2: know eyes are a big thing for you? So this is,
Speaker 2: oh my god, the main of last. He follows you
Speaker 2: around the room.
Speaker 1: Has he been all my life?
Speaker 5: Where has he been all your life?
Speaker 4: Honestly though, we didn't call him Melbourn's toldest trading for
Speaker 4: no reason.
Speaker 5: We nailed the name of him, didn't we? Can you
Speaker 5: put that?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: We're getting distracted because now I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Be nervous about what do I do? What do I wear?
Speaker 3: How do I wait till he sees you? Yeah? You're
Speaker 3: a good catch. Sorry, I'm not China.
Speaker 5: No clan. You can take Bev her mother.
Speaker 1: And Bev's married to Keith.
Speaker 2: Happy.
Speaker 1: She's happy.
Speaker 2: Chloe, we are locking you in as date number one
Speaker 2: with Melbourne's hottest trading. There you go, He's.
Speaker 1: Now going to wear what do I wear? I need
Speaker 1: to know that like the vibe?
Speaker 5: Do you sister?
Speaker 2: Would you want to kiss on the first day?
Speaker 3: She said?
Speaker 5: Microphone sounds like she wants more than a kiss on
Speaker 5: the first No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: That microphone needs to share.
Speaker 1: I would share a smooth okay, I mean look at it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how funny.
Speaker 1: Is he would have to make the move. I'm not
Speaker 1: making the right okay, because you guys know I'm king.
Speaker 1: But what if he's not so like it'd have to
Speaker 1: come from him.
Speaker 5: It's true, it needs to be mute.
Speaker 2: I didn't pick up on you ken, Okay, so it
Speaker 2: wasn't the yummy.
Speaker 5: Maybe we won't let Jackson hear the heavy breathing.
Speaker 1: How do you? How do you deal with this FIELDO?
Speaker 5: Thank you? It's very tough job and I deserve a
Speaker 5: pay rise.
Speaker 2: Good looking?
Speaker 1: Is that why you're still single?
Speaker 3: Two of us?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 2: Chloe locked in for date number one with Alburt Totus Tradey,
Speaker 2: who we now describe as yummy yummy. Now the moment
Speaker 2: Melbourne has been waiting for.
Speaker 5: Come on, hurry up and do it. Post it. Post
Speaker 5: the picture of Jackson.
Speaker 2: Post please you met Jason Lauren on Insta?
Speaker 5: Are we live?
Speaker 1: We're gonna thumbs up?
Speaker 5: We are live.
Speaker 3: He's up there, He is there, He is there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those quads in all their glory.
Speaker 5: I'm never smith sided. How do you think Jackson's feeling?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: We posted him in the morning amateur.
Speaker 3: Football short shorts, short shorts.
Speaker 2: Look at it, just look at the jaw line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks good.
Speaker 5: He's got lots of muscles.
Speaker 2: You know what I thought I had good carbs.
Speaker 5: No, no, don't he don't get a look in.
Speaker 3: He's got the rest of.
Speaker 2: The package of bloody. Look at the thighs and the
Speaker 2: muscles and the fumm. Okay, he'd be able to open
Speaker 2: a jar of anything.
Speaker 13: Oh you know here.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he'd be handy to even get into a canton.
Speaker 2: Hey, all of a sudden, I feel like chicken tonight.
Speaker 2: Chicken tonight thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: To cool down, Yeah, yeah, he's gone to cool.
Speaker 2: Down thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: Did she describe him as pep?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can we check the temperature around Melbourne? Let's do it
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten. Go and have a look at
Speaker 2: him on our socials and let us know what do
Speaker 2: you reckon Melbourne's host trading? What's your thoughts? Well, good
Speaker 2: morning Marman. Yes, Trady wants a later. Ah, we have
Speaker 2: Jackson twenty five years old, absolute stallion. Let's be honest
Speaker 2: and the photo has just non live.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's on our Jason Lauren Instagram page thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: If you want to throw your hat in the ring?
Speaker 3: The lady's a fizzing?
Speaker 5: Are they?
Speaker 3: So? Two of the boys. Margaret always popular, Let's.
Speaker 2: Go to where it be morning Margaret, good morning? What
Speaker 2: do we think?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 9: I had to pull over and have a.
Speaker 5: Look how old are you, Margaret, I'm twenty four?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so what do you think? What was his
Speaker 3: best feature?
Speaker 5: The arms?
Speaker 9: I would have to say the arms, Like look at.
Speaker 3: Him, the yards are good.
Speaker 2: He's holding a football in the photo. Do you want
Speaker 2: to be reincarnated as a football?
Speaker 4: Just looking at It's a good it's look. It's a
Speaker 4: great angle. It's showing off all his muscles, isn't it, Margaret?
Speaker 9: It is and a great photo?
Speaker 5: Have you heard us talking to him this week? Do
Speaker 5: you think he's sounds charming? Also?
Speaker 9: He does?
Speaker 17: He sounds like a sweetheart.
Speaker 5: Did you hear us talking to his mum? Okay, Margaret?
Speaker 5: Margaret wants her name on the list. Okay, should we
Speaker 5: do speed dating with Jackson?
Speaker 3: And like, oh, that's really good?
Speaker 2: Fill the whole room.
Speaker 4: Jackson, Okay, Jackson's not Jackson is not a not a
Speaker 4: toy that lots of people would like him to. Jackson's
Speaker 4: not a piece of meat. He's a nice young if
Speaker 4: he was.
Speaker 2: A piece of meat, he is wagered yummy. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: now I've got it right here, you're ready.
Speaker 1: He's very yummy. He's very yummy.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Robin and Barrick. Good morning, Robin,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Robin. How old are you can I ask, Oh.
Speaker 10: Look, I'm fifty eight.
Speaker 1: But it's not for me.
Speaker 13: It's my daughter.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 2: You're bringing up like a surprise.
Speaker 1: So not if he's not a piece of.
Speaker 5: Meat, he's not a piece of Robin. Do you think
Speaker 5: he's a catch?
Speaker 18: Dunning?
Speaker 17: Specim and Lauren?
Speaker 5: What is it that you think might make him good
Speaker 5: for your daughter?
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 2: It's not about the outside.
Speaker 12: It's what he's been saying.
Speaker 5: My daughter would be.
Speaker 9: Oh he's gorgeous, and he sounds very similar to my daughter.
Speaker 16: She's twenty five.
Speaker 18: Teacher, yes, Barry, yeah close.
Speaker 6: Robert, let's not kid ourselves those quads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a true story.
Speaker 5: But you know she can apromimate. I appreciated, good looking.
Speaker 8: Possible future mother in law, things like.
Speaker 5: That, I know, Robin.
Speaker 4: Do you think you and your daughter might have a
Speaker 4: fight over him at the dinner table if you popped
Speaker 4: around for dinner.
Speaker 8: No, I don't think my husband would have.
Speaker 5: We're married, happily married.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's not allowed sleep favors, Robert, of course
Speaker 2: he could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, meggs making eggs in the morning, make bacon, and eggs.
Speaker 5: Robin, good on you. All right, you've got your daughter.
Speaker 5: What's her name?
Speaker 4: And would she just be dying a thousand deaths knowing
Speaker 4: you'd call the radio trying to find her a boyfriend.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I told her.
Speaker 5: She's like, I'll kill me now at home.
Speaker 6: So there you go.
Speaker 5: That's another perfect all right, put her hat in the ring.
Speaker 2: Our trade wants a lady is going on the first
Speaker 2: date tonight with Chloe. Tomorrow morning we will have the
Speaker 2: full wash up.
Speaker 5: Do we find out tomorrow?
Speaker 2: We find out? Will there be a little kiss tonight?
Speaker 2: This is just play a cool.
Speaker 11: The cops are here, Lawrence, tell me what's you know?
Speaker 2: Now for Pride the Pope Pie, we bring in different
Speaker 2: police officers.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's.
Speaker 5: Like the cast of Breaking Bad has just rolled in.
Speaker 2: Walter White's in the house.
Speaker 5: No, we've got detective.
Speaker 2: Acting Senior St.
Speaker 4: Michael Cougler and Detective Sergeant Paul Gilmore.
Speaker 2: Get a right, Good morning, Good morning guys. You might
Speaker 2: need to take your mask if we can't he can
Speaker 2: we hear you?
Speaker 5: Wait, we can hear it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can keep it on. So you guys are
Speaker 4: in just for our radio audience. That can't see you,
Speaker 4: but can only hear You're.
Speaker 5: In a fool? What is that suit that you're in?
Speaker 2: This is a it's called a tick suit.
Speaker 10: A suit's basically a can you call resistant and some
Speaker 10: The one I'm wearing today is also got some sort
Speaker 10: of fire resistance built into it.
Speaker 15: All we want to be on fire in this suit.
Speaker 13: We use them and we're processing the client labs.
Speaker 5: So what are you doing? Bus busting meth labs?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay, So that's world to why this is good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning, We're good, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 5: Is a hectic out been wearing?
Speaker 3: How does this room smell?
Speaker 2: We're all good?
Speaker 20: A little bit dodge, but we're just going to run
Speaker 20: some test favorite shortly we'll go.
Speaker 5: So you got so talk us through what you would
Speaker 5: do day.
Speaker 10: To day in your job essentially, well, it's pretty varied,
Speaker 10: but we investigate locally manufactured drugs.
Speaker 4: Within victory And is it like parton ignorance of scene
Speaker 4: in the movies? Are people like making meth in bathtubs
Speaker 4: in houses and stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah like that, Yeah, they are.
Speaker 10: They're making myth in houses, and making myth in berry
Speaker 10: chipping containers, and making myth in farm sheds garages, pretty
Speaker 10: much anywhere you can think of.
Speaker 2: I think it's safe to save people. I was just
Speaker 2: going to save people. Could see how this stuff has made.
Speaker 2: It's the last thing they'd put in their system, isn't it.
Speaker 20: Absolutely Yeah, it's all synthetic made, synthetically made, it's all chemicals.
Speaker 15: Yeah, really dangerous.
Speaker 4: And so by the time you guys get the call
Speaker 4: to go and I don't know what you call check
Speaker 4: out all lab, has someone already found it or they're like,
Speaker 4: we're suspected that there's suspicious activity happening in this house.
Speaker 5: And then you guys go and kick the door down.
Speaker 15: Yeah, pretty much. We're a bit of a one stop
Speaker 15: shop at our office.
Speaker 20: We get the intel, we investigate it, we do the raids,
Speaker 20: and then we prosecute the offenders.
Speaker 15: Our process a scene, which can be long if it's
Speaker 15: a big lab, and then we process the offenders.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just what happens to the goods.
Speaker 20: Well, they get taken out to a hazardous management.
Speaker 15: Unit at a location and destroyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't go let twenty percent off for the
Speaker 2: Christmas party. And then.
Speaker 3: So what's happening underground here in Melbourne? We have we
Speaker 3: got a scourge.
Speaker 6: Is there is there a problem or is it something
Speaker 6: that's happening right the way round Australia, right the way
Speaker 6: around the world.
Speaker 20: I think there's no secret that there's a significant drug
Speaker 20: problem in Australia in general.
Speaker 15: You know, look at our borders.
Speaker 20: We're an island, so it's easy to import in here,
Speaker 20: and there's a lot of chemicals that come into this
Speaker 20: country which I used to manufacture methaneta.
Speaker 10: Very high demand in Australian prices are high, which makes
Speaker 10: it there's a lot of incentive for people out there
Speaker 10: to right try and manufacture drugs or in poort drugs.
Speaker 5: So what's the worst scene you've walked.
Speaker 4: Into most like you would have seen it?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Is there one thing that comes to mind that you've
Speaker 4: walked in and gone, I cannot believe what I'm looking at?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's been so that you can everything from what
Speaker 10: we call addiction based really small labs, and some people
Speaker 10: work really neat, really methodical.
Speaker 3: Some people are really well educated.
Speaker 10: I've got science backgrounds, and some are just mayhem.
Speaker 3: It's just stuff.
Speaker 10: Everywhere, Contaminants everywhere. They're contaminated, Like you take their clothes
Speaker 10: off and they're still sitting off your coming out of.
Speaker 3: This hiding it. It's just full blown lab. Yeah.
Speaker 10: They're definitely trying to conceal yeah. Yeah, so, and they'll
Speaker 10: go to great lengths to try and be concealed. Just
Speaker 10: stick them in like sort of industrial areas, rule areas
Speaker 10: to try and hide it because they can be pretty
Speaker 10: smelly and pretty Yeah.
Speaker 4: And so I always admire the police because obviously, you
Speaker 4: guys put yourself in in really dangerous situations.
Speaker 5: Is what is the danger that you guys are in
Speaker 5: excuse me going into these labs? Is it the chemicals
Speaker 5: or is it the people?
Speaker 15: We can say both, like, you're right, you've got a
Speaker 15: bad batch.
Speaker 3: The chemicals are very.
Speaker 5: Sorry coffee in the middle of that.
Speaker 15: Anyway, the chemicals are very volatile.
Speaker 20: You mix the the wrong chemicals together and it's effectively a.
Speaker 10: Bomb, explosives, flammable, toxic, carcinogenic.
Speaker 15: And then that's just the chemical side of the house.
Speaker 10: And then you've got an offender who could who isn't
Speaker 10: real thrill to see you arrive isn't real thrill?
Speaker 2: I was about to say, when you when it gets
Speaker 2: to the point of a raid, and you guys, you
Speaker 2: know slam the door and cops were coming in. Do
Speaker 2: most of them just go I'm done and give up
Speaker 2: or they put up a fight.
Speaker 20: Most most really will generally realize what's happening, and you know,
Speaker 20: it's a big shop to them when it happens. And
Speaker 20: on the big organized crime labs, you could almost guarantee
Speaker 20: this one sort of fire arm there very expensive and
Speaker 20: it's very profitable, so to protect their.
Speaker 3: Pew that's going on.
Speaker 6: You both watch Breaking badly watched the first episode.
Speaker 15: I'm sure don't watch news shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just can't.
Speaker 3: Have you adapted yourselves to some of the techniques you
Speaker 3: see on that show.
Speaker 20: Maybe it's definitely not far from the truth Breaking, Yes,
Speaker 20: that's from our side and from from the cook side
Speaker 20: wear very similar stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I think some of the methodology and chemicals
Speaker 10: they used in the show, and it probably didn't do
Speaker 10: us any favors as well.
Speaker 3: Really, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 5: Like it taught people?
Speaker 3: I think it was from.
Speaker 10: What I've been told, it was quite accurate. Yeah, So
Speaker 10: in terms of the process, is interesting.
Speaker 5: It's like a YouTube lesson so common II.
Speaker 2: But how roughe is it in our community at the moment?
Speaker 2: And is it only myth being made here in Australia.
Speaker 3: It's not just me probaly that way, It's not just myth.
Speaker 10: There are other drugs. But you can really only manufacture
Speaker 10: synthetic drugs in Australia. If you're trying to muscle into
Speaker 10: the heroin industry, you need a lot of plant material.
Speaker 10: And if you're trying to muscle into the cocaine industry,
Speaker 10: again you need that much coca plant.
Speaker 3: It's not going to work out for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're better off.
Speaker 10: Just importing that and it becomes a border control issue
Speaker 10: or AFP.
Speaker 15: Slash border force issue.
Speaker 10: But I think drugs like meth lamphetamine you can get
Speaker 10: sources to the chemicals here and that you need here.
Speaker 10: So that's what it's a big probably the largest percentage
Speaker 10: of the work we do.
Speaker 4: I've been watching The Gentleman recently, not sure if you've
Speaker 4: seen that, but that's all about marijuana plantations. Is that
Speaker 4: something you guys do as well? Find people with the
Speaker 4: blue lights?
Speaker 5: No, not really in our office, that's not you.
Speaker 15: It's more more of a genuine local region we'll deal with.
Speaker 4: Fascinated by those ones with the props greenhouse in the backyard.
Speaker 2: I think we're using our manpower to go after more
Speaker 2: hardcore stuff.
Speaker 20: Lease days, I'd still our crops are soilicia and a
Speaker 20: very profitable organized crime.
Speaker 15: We're more specialized with the lab sort of set up.
Speaker 5: And so, do you guys only do drugs or do
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 4: Likeination, Do you guys only ray raid like drug glabs?
Speaker 4: Or are you going to places where people are building
Speaker 4: bombs and things as well?
Speaker 15: We could probably more specific.
Speaker 10: Yeah, generally we're just bargaining drug lad Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing.
Speaker 10: If we had any sort of information that it was
Speaker 10: got more of a bomb flavor than a drug flavor,
Speaker 10: we'll probably handed off to the US and explosives.
Speaker 2: For people listening right now that are like, Jesus, this
Speaker 2: could be happening in my street. Is there any sign
Speaker 2: or telltales? Is there any telltale signs that you might
Speaker 2: see from someone's house that might give an indication that
Speaker 2: they're cooking something up in there.
Speaker 20: Generally, the chemical smell gives it away, and a lot
Speaker 20: of people just write it off.
Speaker 2: As cleaning products and stuff.
Speaker 20: Your or yeah, it's you know, they're just the suspicious
Speaker 20: behavior around.
Speaker 2: You've got a crazy cat lady next door, but you
Speaker 2: don't see any cats.
Speaker 10: There's a good chance she's cooked, especially if she's put
Speaker 10: up about fifteen security cameras.
Speaker 3: It's funny should say that.
Speaker 6: I had a friend who rented out her property in Hawthorn,
Speaker 6: in Hawthorne, of all places, and when they evicted, finally
Speaker 6: victored the tenant, they discovered it had been used as
Speaker 6: a meth lab and you had to had to gut
Speaker 6: the place.
Speaker 2: Well, there was powerpoints everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeahs he rented, he moved in and then when he
Speaker 4: started actually looking at properly, there's like sixty power points
Speaker 4: in this room and a whole bunch in another room.
Speaker 2: You don't need to charge sixty I phones at once.
Speaker 20: That it sounds like a little bit of crop, yeah,
Speaker 20: or cryptoy where they were not a silarium.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, lad, look, we love doing the paper. We love
Speaker 2: the Victorian Police and the work you guys do. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for putting yourselves on the line. It's
Speaker 2: a it's a massive job.
Speaker 5: This looks fun.
Speaker 2: It looks fun.
Speaker 15: I think we enjoyed.
Speaker 2: It is fun.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, it is Jason. Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 2: It's just gone twenty eight bars st eight. We're doing it,
Speaker 2: thanks to mate. What if it is Ossie for travel?
Speaker 2: I bet the minute you start talking about this, people
Speaker 2: are going to start scratching.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a problem in Melbourne schools at the moment.
Speaker 4: It has been in many years since I attended a
Speaker 4: school or dealt with an issue like this. Jason, You've
Speaker 4: got three kids, You've got nieces and nephews, you'd know
Speaker 4: all about it. There is a headlice plague, knits knits
Speaker 4: going through schools in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Tell you what, he wasn't that funny little when you
Speaker 2: find them satisfying?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: I still have trauma from the smell of that shampoo
Speaker 4: that they used to wash your hair with when someone
Speaker 4: in the class had knits.
Speaker 5: The smell of it.
Speaker 3: Did you have at primary school?
Speaker 6: They used to march you through the sick bay and
Speaker 6: they'd check for knits with their plastic gloves.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we'd have this day where the doctors are coming.
Speaker 4: The nick nurses they were called nurse, and they'd be
Speaker 4: it was like a chair of shame in the middle
Speaker 4: of the classroom, and one by one you'd get up
Speaker 4: and they'd.
Speaker 5: Go go go to the left door or go the
Speaker 5: right door, and it was like all scratcher Nikki over
Speaker 5: there with the knits here in the left door, with.
Speaker 2: The cops in before who raided drug labs. I would
Speaker 2: want one of his hazmat suits on if I was
Speaker 2: the knit nurse.
Speaker 3: Have your kids had knits?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure We've done the circuit. We got off
Speaker 2: Scott We've got Scott free pretty good. We had friends
Speaker 2: come and stay with us. Oh, we're living in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: We had friends come and stay with us. They've rocked
Speaker 2: up and on the first night she goes, oh, I
Speaker 2: think you got knits on the plane. Oh told us
Speaker 2: when they raped at the head. It's the thing. It's
Speaker 2: not just washing the hair. You've got to wash it
Speaker 2: like there's no point just washing their hair all the sheets.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, But you've also got to use that
Speaker 4: shampoo and then you've got to comb it out because
Speaker 4: the shampoo doesn't kill the eggs and.
Speaker 5: Then they can still lay them in your skull.
Speaker 2: But you know they jumped from head to head.
Speaker 4: It's getting yours and it's not a sign of poor hygiene.
Speaker 5: It's actually they like clean hair.
Speaker 3: If you don't.
Speaker 5: I remember that was the defense if you're at school
Speaker 5: and you had n But it's because I'm clean.
Speaker 4: It's because I'm clean. Bougie knit places, knit removal places
Speaker 4: in the UK. I saw a friend of mine stare
Speaker 4: with these kids. You know, I'm scratching all over and
Speaker 4: it's like a it's like a knit sell on and
Speaker 4: you go and it's like fun for the kids and
Speaker 4: they like that.
Speaker 3: Kids get them, not oults don't get Yeah, question, I.
Speaker 4: Think kids just get They pass them on because school
Speaker 4: tolls and flus and gastro.
Speaker 2: Could you just hit your head with the diceon?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well that's what this like boogie clinic basically.
Speaker 2: Does they just suck them out? Did your parents ever
Speaker 2: have home remedies for stuff like this?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 4: We always had that toxic shampoo that I can literally
Speaker 4: still taste to this day.
Speaker 5: I don't reckon they've upgraded it either, Ikon. Kids are
Speaker 5: still us in the same.
Speaker 2: Way, you know what, I mean remedies for what whatever.
Speaker 2: I know, whenever I spill a stain when I first
Speaker 2: moved out, Mumma'd be like, so to water, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: don't don't.
Speaker 5: Rub dab dab yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do you put tomato sauce in your head? I've
Speaker 2: seen people do that online before.
Speaker 5: I've never done that. If they're putting tomato sauce, is
Speaker 5: that like? Is that like the purple champ thing instead
Speaker 5: of purple shampoos? If you can go green and.
Speaker 3: People or something.
Speaker 2: I think that's what it is.
Speaker 5: When you was the first person who worked that out.
Speaker 5: Just try some tomato.
Speaker 6: Sauce when you're on the spews. Dad always used to
Speaker 6: nick down and get some lucas set on the stomach.
Speaker 3: The lemon that horrible lemonade.
Speaker 2: And stuff.
Speaker 4: Is it made for upset? Something it's made for like
Speaker 4: athletes or something.
Speaker 3: Athletes, I think.
Speaker 6: And then if you were down the beach and you've
Speaker 6: got a jellyfish.
Speaker 2: Oh you have to weis.
Speaker 5: I've never been sung by jellyfish, and I've never weed
Speaker 5: on someone that's been never had any.
Speaker 2: For blue bottles, but you get done by jellyfish. You
Speaker 2: want someone to do a number one on you.
Speaker 5: I think it has to be your own, actually, doesn't it. No,
Speaker 5: you can get all your friends be your own way
Speaker 5: to neutralize it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure you're.
Speaker 5: Not pissing each other.
Speaker 2: I think I think it is. I think you stand
Speaker 2: in the middle and everyone surrounds you.
Speaker 3: But I think you can have you take your pick
Speaker 3: of the piss.
Speaker 4: Anyone's wait, Yeah, yeah, care we go.
Speaker 2: Let's all skull two leaders and go to the beach
Speaker 2: swimming with jellyfish. Will work it out, Mitbusters.
Speaker 4: Cake from Hyatt's called Through. Do you have a home
Speaker 4: remedy for knits?
Speaker 17: Yeah? Hi, Yeah. I was at the doctor one day
Speaker 17: and there was a lady with a big girl with beautiful, thick,
Speaker 17: long hair down of a bump, and she said that
Speaker 17: she was having nothing but problems with her little girl
Speaker 17: with knit and she was sick of it, and she
Speaker 17: didn't want to cut her daughter's hair, so she got
Speaker 17: the sleek treatment for dogs, and she put a job
Speaker 17: on the face of.
Speaker 3: Her daughter's hair.
Speaker 17: And she said she never had a problem with knits
Speaker 17: ever again. So after a few years, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 17: so sick of this. I hate that stuff. I'm allergic
Speaker 17: to a.
Speaker 3: Lot of the like.
Speaker 17: From trees. So I tried it and it actually works.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Wow. I would just ask a doctor about that before
Speaker 5: you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I once was told because I've got really thin hair,
Speaker 4: I've got lots of it, but it's quite fine.
Speaker 5: And I was told that if you use horse shampoo,
Speaker 5: it thickens it. And the company sent me always horse
Speaker 5: shampoo and it makes your hair, your hair thicker.
Speaker 4: Pop down to Horseland and get a quick little low
Speaker 4: way lovely shampoo.
Speaker 3: Well that's you know, you asked for it.
Speaker 5: I read about your hair thinning. You should try the
Speaker 5: horse shampoo. See if it thickens it. Thir pop down
Speaker 5: to horse Thank you planned for you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. What's your
Speaker 2: home remedy? Maybe if folks had one growing up, give
Speaker 2: us a call. Also, just got a call from Christy
Speaker 2: before she's on the monash. She said the amount of
Speaker 2: people in cars belting out Celine Dion no way, it
Speaker 2: was unbelievable. Love that well downe Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Little surprise.
Speaker 2: We are talking home remedies. There is a massive plague
Speaker 2: of headlights making its way around schools here in Victoria
Speaker 2: at the moment we all.
Speaker 5: We've all done the Dance with the Headlights, haven't we.
Speaker 2: We have all started that movie before long.
Speaker 4: But thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you
Speaker 4: have a home remedy for anything, let us know what
Speaker 4: it is. Olivia from Seaford, good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning. My mum's home remedy. When we were kids,
Speaker 8: whenever we I'm pretty sure she still does it. But
Speaker 8: whenever we had gastro she would give us this natural
Speaker 8: mouthwash to drink.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think you should be drinking mouthwash.
Speaker 8: I just looked it up. It is alcohol free, which.
Speaker 3: Is a positive.
Speaker 5: Before you threw.
Speaker 8: But I think it was from one of those MLM groups,
Speaker 8: and I think she heard along the great brine that
Speaker 8: it's meant to quite unquite clear out your system.
Speaker 3: Did it work?
Speaker 8: It would definitely clear out. Would make me more, that's
Speaker 8: for sure, But.
Speaker 5: Just get it all out, get it out.
Speaker 3: What's an LM group.
Speaker 8: It's like multi level marketing. So if you think of.
Speaker 19: Pyramid, like a pyramid, tuh tanya, you'd put something weird
Speaker 19: in your hair for an effect.
Speaker 18: Yes, when I was a teenager, I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 18: bleach my hair, so me and my friends. We were
Speaker 18: told that if you put lemon juice yeap in your
Speaker 18: hair and sit out in the sun, it.
Speaker 5: Gives you like natural hairl likes.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, start in this movie. Mum did it?
Speaker 5: Are you mid thirties?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the year for it? I did that too.
Speaker 2: Do you remember have something for thickening the hair, like
Speaker 2: for any hair that's falling out?
Speaker 5: No, a horse shampoo.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you you getpoo using a horse shampoo.
Speaker 5: I gave it a well once to help thick in
Speaker 5: my head. I needed it once. I think you gotta
Speaker 5: be consistent.
Speaker 2: Georgia in Packingham, what's the home remedy you.
Speaker 16: Got for us?
Speaker 9: I found it on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Instead of using like put the ulcers.
Speaker 9: Instead of whatever you use, you use vegimin Clint, that's
Speaker 9: your old trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah. SM thirty three is the stuff you normally get
Speaker 2: for ulcers.
Speaker 6: You can do that or just sult just get a
Speaker 6: whole bunch of table salt.
Speaker 3: You know when you're in the next finger and.
Speaker 2: You know, I get off on that field.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did too. I'd wondering the week I chucked
Speaker 3: it on and it was burning.
Speaker 5: Veggie saulted off you lick the veggie off.
Speaker 2: Because it goes a little here I do, so it
Speaker 2: goes a little bit numb, doesn't it. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 2: it stings a.
Speaker 3: Little bit about thirty seconds.
Speaker 5: And then that brins your mouth out with salty water.
Speaker 2: This you just get a clunk of salt and jam.
Speaker 3: It straight on out and wait for it to burn.
Speaker 5: And you know, Laur, I get bad alcers when I'm tired.
Speaker 2: That is living.
Speaker 3: That's living.
Speaker 5: You know you're alive when you feel the pain?
Speaker 2: Living? Living? Oh sorry?
Speaker 3: Living?
Speaker 5: Oh all right? Police to live?
Speaker 2: Police, put what's happened to you?
Speaker 5: You used to be my fun friend? People? Absolutely, that's
Speaker 5: what happens.
Speaker 2: Blender and.
Speaker 5: Money blender.
Speaker 2: What's remedy?
Speaker 10: So when I was a young teenager, I used to
Speaker 10: it chill blame on my fingers, like those horrible little
Speaker 10: blister things.
Speaker 5: It's really cold. What do they call chill blaine? Oh okay,
Speaker 5: And my grandmother told me to wee on my hand.
Speaker 5: Did it work?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Oh no, you were just fingers his fingers, just the tone, No, grandma.
Speaker 5: Grandmas will always have the home remedies.
Speaker 2: If you get a warp on you, is it true?
Speaker 2: You can just tie like a tight piece of string
Speaker 2: and cut the blood to it. And then yeah, like
Speaker 2: like skin tag, like a skin tag.
Speaker 4: I had a wart on my thumb when I was
Speaker 4: like five and I had to get it burnt off
Speaker 4: with like it was like dry ice or something they
Speaker 4: put on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right when I was little.
Speaker 2: Okay, skin tag, I'm thinking.
Speaker 5: That's that's an old person thing. Then and your skin tags.
Speaker 3: You got a lot of string.
Speaker 5: Why do you keep pointing at your shoulder if you
Speaker 5: got one on your.
Speaker 3: Shoulder one, I'm clean?
Speaker 5: Be you sure did you tie string around it?
Speaker 2: I am c I'll take my shirt.
Speaker 4: Like you had a wobbly you had a wobbly tooth
Speaker 4: and you didn't want to go to the dentist any time.
Speaker 4: The door undertooth and slam the door. Get your sibling
Speaker 4: to slam the door.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: That is it.
Speaker 2: We are out of here. Thank you for being a
Speaker 2: very good show today.
Speaker 5: It has been a fun show today. Get out and
Speaker 5: enjoy the sunshine.
Speaker 4: Melbourne absolutely spectacular out there and nice say it every day,
Speaker 4: but it's Melbourne.
Speaker 5: We don't know how long this sunshine is going to last.
Speaker 2: Paddle board day.
Speaker 5: No is it windy? Have you checked Willies checked?
Speaker 2: Willie's weather yet.
Speaker 6: Is it a fish and deck might be it's a
Speaker 6: dog walking day.
Speaker 2: It is a dog walking back or a working day
Speaker 2: for some. Hey enjoy mel is in next at Christopher
Speaker 2: Draca on the show tomorrow, Good track, Good luck to
Speaker 2: the Cats.
Speaker 3: Tonight, Cats and sons in Darwin.
Speaker 2: There is a chance, Mikembl'm going to say this, I
Speaker 2: reckon the Suns might get up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well the Cats have got a few big outs.
Speaker 5: Tom Hawkins isn't playing. There's a couple of mothers.
Speaker 2: She is going to be a big game tonight for
Speaker 2: wash up tomorrow. Say that bye, thank you.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren, Jason.
Speaker 2: Lauren, wake up feeling good?
Speaker 4: A number one hundred Jason Lauren, Holy, I'm on socials.