WEBVTT - Hayesy's Emotional Song For His Dead Rats.

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<v Speaker 1>Friend's family, enemies and our eyes. Welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how many people fall into the enemy and

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<v Speaker 2>allies category. Anyway, you won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to the podcast if you're an enemy of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, turn it off. Go away, Cozzy, No, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't bit going on in the potty. I've been busy

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<v Speaker 2>chasing the third Greg around town. Greg Norman. This time

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<v Speaker 2>he has been the mastermind engineering the Lift golf tournament

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<v Speaker 2>here in South Australia, and I was assigned the task

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<v Speaker 2>of stalking him.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I reckon. I could go get a

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<v Speaker 1>broomstick called Greg and you'd be like, Hello, that nice

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, you look cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>I am interested.

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<v Speaker 2>Come over here, big boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Come overy, big boy. But I'm just a broom I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. Your name's Greg's, I'm India. Are you schnitting me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice little version of that morning. I spoke about some

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<v Speaker 1>of my pet rats, and you spoke about what we

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<v Speaker 1>could only call extreme tough love back in the day

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<v Speaker 1>in the roots of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly right. Scratchy and squeaky they were called, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 1>They were blessed them? Long live. They're still on the

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<v Speaker 1>property at rowe Allen in southwest New south Wales.

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<v Speaker 2>Give them a nice burial without giving away the ending.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, but I dare say because I did the burial,

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<v Speaker 1>they only were buried about five centimeters deep, so real surface.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that a fox probably dug them up

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<v Speaker 1>really quickly and took them to a different place, took

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<v Speaker 1>them to the crematory.

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<v Speaker 2>Real shallow grow baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we welcome to the podcast. Thanks for tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>and all the best with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good right, chat, You have two stories.

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<v Speaker 1>One is a big old lie and one is the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to correctly identify which is which.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use. I'm sorry to cut you off.

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<v Speaker 1>Then that's okay. We really apologize, but I thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. I go first, Okay, it's nice. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a youngster and specific mid primary school, so

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been like seven or eight, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what Muma Dad was thinking by letting me

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<v Speaker 1>have this, but I pet rats. I might have mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>this before as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's been a lot of animal gear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, on the farm, A couple of pet rats and

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<v Speaker 1>classic we got the rats and both female rats. Because

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<v Speaker 1>for those young players at home, you don't want the

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<v Speaker 1>male rats. They're really quite aggressive.

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<v Speaker 2>They stink, okay supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they're lovely, really, yeah, they're absolutely lovely. So we

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<v Speaker 1>got this rat and it had babies. Who knew that

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<v Speaker 1>it was pregnant when we brought it home, So we

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<v Speaker 1>had to take the babies back to the pet shop

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<v Speaker 1>and I was left with basically one rat. So had

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<v Speaker 1>a mother daughter combination, and eventually both of the rats

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<v Speaker 1>died and it was quite traumatic, Like, I absolutely love

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<v Speaker 1>these rats.

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<v Speaker 2>What were their names?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, this is not very originable. One is called squeaky,

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<v Speaker 1>one was called scratchy. So in hindsight, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>liked to had more formal names like Patricia or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Nancy Nancy, Yes, Jennifer would have been nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were very, very stereotypical, small pet naps, squeaky, scratchy,

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<v Speaker 1>squeaky and scratchy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that story had it all, had highs, had lows,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because she had pet rats. She loved them,

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<v Speaker 2>squeaking scratchy, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>They died, Yes, they did die. And then because I

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<v Speaker 1>love music throughout yeah, favorite band by the way, while

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<v Speaker 1>we're playing this age seventeen back in the day really,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, post is on a wall. Oh yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>I penned a little song it's the Squeaks. Yeah, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make the top forty and I don't think it even

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<v Speaker 1>had music to it. But and I don't think. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was too embarrassed to tell Dad about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you should have.

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<v Speaker 1>Growing up on the farm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go with that instinct. Probably don't tell Dad about

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<v Speaker 2>the song of penn for squeaking Scratchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't tell him on the way to our football that

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<v Speaker 1>morning as he jumped off the header, because he's probably

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<v Speaker 1>been working since about three thirty in the morning that

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote a song about my deceased rats. Anyway, took

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<v Speaker 1>a while with here we are your story?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good God? Who do I work with? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>The best we laughed to stop ourselves from crime.

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<v Speaker 2>I am cry, What's it's counterproductive? Isn't it all right?

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<v Speaker 2>When I can't identify when I was a child, I

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<v Speaker 2>remember viviably. We lived in Werribee in Victoria for a

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<v Speaker 2>little while. Sure yep, And so we decided as a

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<v Speaker 2>family we'd all get bikes. So we jumped on the train,

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<v Speaker 2>went to Geelong purchase the bikes. The train back and

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<v Speaker 2>brought the bikes home. And it was probably one of

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<v Speaker 2>the best things that ever happened in my childhood. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a bike. It was amazing, and so.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I didn't have bikes, Andy, Sorry, sorry, look, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>cut that out. We'll cut that out and we'll move on.

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<v Speaker 1>No more tazzy jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty you were live mate, anyway, just that last talking

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<v Speaker 2>to who. So you got the bike anyway, got the bike,

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't ride it properly. So my mom and this was

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<v Speaker 2>back in the days where there were no rules about

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<v Speaker 2>parenting or anything. This is when you get smoke durries

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<v Speaker 2>in the car and no one cared with your children

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<v Speaker 2>in the back, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of vibe. It was a different time, folks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a different time. And so Mum got me on

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<v Speaker 2>the back of the bike and we were riding back

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<v Speaker 2>from the shops and Mum's riding away and my foot,

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<v Speaker 2>which had no shoes on, got caught in the spokes

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<v Speaker 2>and she didn't stop riding.

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<v Speaker 1>So my poor little plowed through it.

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<v Speaker 2>Heaven year old foot was and I've screamed and we've

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<v Speaker 2>crashed the bike and I've come off. Anyway, my foot

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<v Speaker 2>was unbelievably okay, given what could have happened, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my story about my first bike. Thanks mum.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Good work, Colleen.

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<v Speaker 1>And you say that cost you a career at the Thunderbirds.

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<v Speaker 2>That amongst a few other things, lack of talent, skill, dedication.

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<v Speaker 1>Or minor things or minor ingredients. Alright, you have me

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon as a truth in there. And there was

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<v Speaker 1>a lie? Which one is which gives call thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen hundred dollars snit house voucher up for grabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing but it's a cozy winter get away or escaping

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<v Speaker 1>If that, what if it's Aussie for travel? Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>through it's one lie. So yes, did tell sorry about

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<v Speaker 1>how a pet rats scratching squeaking yep, And unfortunately they

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<v Speaker 1>are no longer with us, given it was twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Rip scratching, squeaky.

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<v Speaker 1>Append a little song on their behalf which never saw

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<v Speaker 1>the light of day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's beautiful though, My sorry about how my first

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<v Speaker 2>bike how we went and picked it up from Geelong.

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<v Speaker 2>Riding around and where are be? Mum was dinking me

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<v Speaker 2>on the back because I didn't know how to ride,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got my foot caught in the spokes and

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<v Speaker 2>Colin just kept plowing through it, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was like, oh gosh, am I going crunch crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I went through Colin's like, I've got to get back home.

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<v Speaker 2>My foot, my little foot was surprisingly okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dart in one hand, VB and the other. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a different time riding and so I admire people

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<v Speaker 1>who can ride a bike without using the handlebus. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have people do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why they do that, because you see

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<v Speaker 2>some of them and they do like wheelies along the

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<v Speaker 2>road without their hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Colin doing it with a dart one end

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<v Speaker 1>VB and the other. Yeah, a kid on the back

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<v Speaker 1>who's getting her ankle absolutely munched by the.

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<v Speaker 2>Tape, making my mum look really bad right about now.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't have a VB.

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<v Speaker 1>It was different time.

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<v Speaker 2>She would have had a dart, not a VB. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Ashlynd from Birkenhair, good morning, good morning, great, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you going good? Thank you? And who do

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<v Speaker 2>you think is lying?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, Jody, I'm so sorry that

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<v Speaker 1>that happened to your foot.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a horrible liar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well done, Ashton gave it away. Well, look, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he just added a bit too much flus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, as too.

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<v Speaker 3>Much going on in the story, whereas like Jody's is

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<v Speaker 3>quite straight to the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ashland knows us very very well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think right, friends, every morning, can I jump in

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<v Speaker 1>on this friendship or am I'm clearly on the If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a better liar, you could jump in.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you can you explain to Ashland please about Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson how he did write it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the research that I had done is that

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<v Speaker 1>apparently Michael Jackson wrote this song when he was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid to call Ben about his pet rat.

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<v Speaker 2>Running.

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<v Speaker 1>I've since been doing some more research and apparently has

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<v Speaker 1>written for someone else and then given to Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's your goers freeze.

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<v Speaker 2>So he didn't run it. I'm sorry to put you

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<v Speaker 2>through that, Ashley, stay on the line for that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not fair anyway, You've won a one hundred dollars your

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<v Speaker 2>house about your congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, You're very welcome. What a journey that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, twists and turns, ups and downs, and we

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<v Speaker 1>finally got there, did we don't? I'm not even sure anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a big show tomorrow coming up to We've

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, And look it's one of those things and

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<v Speaker 1>you sort of banged it on the head today when

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<v Speaker 1>to see Lizzo and Sydney Sea Squeaky all the Best,

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<v Speaker 1>Jode's Liddy Thorpe Senator band from a particular establishment. After

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<v Speaker 1>a wild night out a couple of nights ago, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking Maxine's at Gentlemen's Club in Melbourne, hope for

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<v Speaker 1>going back there.

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<v Speaker 2>See that is so contradictory that term Maxine's gentlemen's club.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how any gentlemen who are twirling their

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<v Speaker 2>mustaches and sipping on their brandy. You're going to a

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<v Speaker 2>strip club in Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 1>What drinking a dry martini?

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<v Speaker 2>Saying another lap dance please?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Hell of the host too is Maxine? Yeah's a

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to her this morning. Yeah, I'm sure, just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking though, where have you been banned from?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question, because we're all very, very mature adults.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one glaring knee on example that you've got. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there is people of Adelaide, while you're no longer welcome

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<v Speaker 2>at the karaoke establishment that is listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I'm too passionate. Sometimes you just get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>invested too much in the product, and all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden you find you find yourself on the band list.

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<v Speaker 1>So and look, I need to really really come out

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<v Speaker 1>and say that it wasn't just a one off occasion. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fourth striking crowd, three good solid strikes. I think

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<v Speaker 1>your first time it started with I'll probably misplaced a

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<v Speaker 1>few bits of clothing. Yeah, yes, And sometimes that happens

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<v Speaker 1>when you get caught up in the moment someone mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>that thing a bonjo, and all of a sudden I like,

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<v Speaker 1>go oh, put the help, what's that doing out? But

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<v Speaker 1>that was years and years ago, and I made up

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<v Speaker 1>for it years and years later. But then had another

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<v Speaker 1>loose moment. Do you know what it is? Those bloody

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<v Speaker 1>guava cruise I know, and the dim sims that they

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<v Speaker 1>used to serve as well. Somehow put alcohol in the

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<v Speaker 1>dim seams.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they're even allowed to combine food

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<v Speaker 2>with nightclubs. When we were eighteen, we used to go

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<v Speaker 2>to an club and we'd get one dollar fried rice

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<v Speaker 2>every time you had a fire engine your crime like

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<v Speaker 2>vodka raspberry and then you're entitled five blade of one dollar?

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<v Speaker 1>What about your guts? With vodka raspberry and rice? Just

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<v Speaker 1>catching up down there and what a combination?

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<v Speaker 2>Good there?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look I do this? Should we go out to

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<v Speaker 1>the surface? All right? I did ever? Mate? That got

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<v Speaker 1>band from Scizssler as well in gog Organ. Yes, real

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<v Speaker 1>thrifty type situation when we're kids, right, taking a tupperware

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<v Speaker 1>container in and take some ice cream home?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not do that, that's against all the hygienic rules

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<v Speaker 2>of the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>It is absolutely and I made that got banned from

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<v Speaker 1>Empire Nightclub in Sydney because yeah, he lost a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of pieces of too. Yeah, good guy, what goes on?

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<v Speaker 1>Great guy's name is also Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband is probably no longer welcome at an establishment

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<v Speaker 2>called the Ostral on Rundle Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic after just he got.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit lippy with a couple of say Pole's

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<v Speaker 2>finest handcuffed him to the poll out the front.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Calvin from Risque Entertainment.

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<v Speaker 2>Here. Yeah, I'll never forget.

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<v Speaker 1>It, Mexic. What you do to me, Calvin? There's no

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<v Speaker 1>worst serious policeman. You might go to jail. Ooh I

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh let's do this thy twenty four to ten? Where

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<v Speaker 2>are you no longer welcome? Where have you been banned from?

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<v Speaker 2>Could be misbehavior? Could you could have been misunderstood? We're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to judge here, are we.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an absolute judgment free zone.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have misplaced every shirt you've ever had on

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<v Speaker 2>a night out.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn, where are my clothes again? Oh? Well, wis will

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<v Speaker 1>finish off this bond Jovie song?

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<v Speaker 3>Flare that up?

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<v Speaker 1>So we put the question out there before on Thurday

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty fourteen, and what have you been banned from?

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<v Speaker 1>Just off the back of I mean Lydia Thorpe had

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of an awful weekend, it must be said.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a self banned from a gentleman's class.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got herself into all sorts.

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<v Speaker 1>And then look, I just did sort of reveal as well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just belting this little beautiful song out several times

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<v Speaker 1>that were seeing every single time. It's like, did my

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<v Speaker 1>parents are great for me?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember? I reckon it was the night that you

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<v Speaker 2>got banned from listening. Someone said to me, geez hazy

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<v Speaker 2>was going off last night. It just seemed to lose

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<v Speaker 2>your shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, several articles of clothing scale on there, loose fitting clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You've just got to be so careful.

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<v Speaker 2>How did a conversation go with the manager from listening?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he just like, mate, that's it, You're done.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember it in flash frames. I remember it overly. Well, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just it was just one of those nights. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think it was raining quite heavily. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember it. Okay, raining GWIY for cruises?

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<v Speaker 2>Would have you been banned from? Thirteen twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Kirby from Manopara West, What have you been banned from?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, guys, it wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my ex partner.

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<v Speaker 3>He got barred from a pub ark in Queensland and

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<v Speaker 3>he decided to dance on the pool table.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he did. Yes, but that seems that seems

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<v Speaker 1>reasonably instid though, Kirby. Just a quick little dance on

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<v Speaker 1>the ball table. Yeah, No, he then proceeded to dark

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<v Speaker 1>his pants. Oh my god, take it to the next level. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was just the same song you just played.

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<v Speaker 2>Was blawing in the background. I was like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, and now his pants are off that song. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just got a thing with you guys and losing items

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<v Speaker 1>and clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was it with bonjo Just say, just every time

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<v Speaker 2>you hear John bon Jovi, you don't have to take

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<v Speaker 2>your pants off. My pants are off right now, thank you, Kerby.

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<v Speaker 2>Lorena from Camden Park What have you been banned from? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, it was a very very long time ago. But

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the Ramscape one night and the service

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't great. I leant over the bar board myself for

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<v Speaker 3>beer the end of my night there.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they No, No, but I feel there's a common

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<v Speaker 3>theme here this morning on the callers. But generally the

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<v Speaker 3>establishments are in bold some form of alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yes, that is a good observation, Lorena. What

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<v Speaker 2>did they say to you when they politely asked you

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<v Speaker 2>to leave?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was something like you, I think you've

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<v Speaker 3>had enough to night and you can't do that here.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they got security over and yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 3>walked out the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there you go. Very nice work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you should have arked up and said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>if the service wasn't so slow, I wouldn't be forced

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<v Speaker 2>into this position where I have to bore myself a

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<v Speaker 2>savion blanc are.

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<v Speaker 1>Lorena, thanks so much for coming this. We want to

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<v Speaker 1>send you along to the beach House here. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my kids, we love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks so very good stuff. Now, looking for something to

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<v Speaker 1>do these school holidays, beach House is a perfect destination

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<v Speaker 1>for a fun field day out. It's more fun at

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<v Speaker 1>their house the beach House. Quick chat about live golf

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<v Speaker 1>as well. It's going to be here, yeah, very very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Program starts on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you're watching the news last night, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking out for Channel seven nightly news of Sixperence little Cobord.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, don't give it away.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that was a test for you, I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Something to that. A test. Give us a call right now, yees.

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<v Speaker 1>Golf golf, golf, golf, golf is coming to Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I don't even know who I am anymore

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm so excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just decked out in your titlest gear, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor made just got those what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they called their collats? What do you what do

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<v Speaker 2>you call those spikes?

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<v Speaker 1>They golf spikes? Whoa are we looking at produce?

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<v Speaker 2>Sho you want to exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a pineapple shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>So he to Greg Norman was this morning, so we

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be looking at him for it.

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<v Speaker 1>He asked me who Lebron James was. T's a French fellow,

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<v Speaker 1>is he?

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<v Speaker 2>What time does he deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we want to send you along to live golf.

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<v Speaker 2>In all seriousness. I was down there yesterday at the

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<v Speaker 2>Grange golf Course, which is a beautiful golf course, but

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<v Speaker 2>it looks especially magnificent. They've got all the speakers set up,

0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:31.800
<v Speaker 2>they've got stages set up for concerts. But they've got

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<v Speaker 2>all the corporate areas set up for parties. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>What I just love as well when these golf courses

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<v Speaker 1>and you look at the Masters and all these other courses,

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<v Speaker 1>is an amazing course around the world. There's not a

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<v Speaker 1>blade of grass out of place.

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<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>In my new next life, I want to be like

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<v Speaker 2>a golf greens keeper. How fun with that? But you

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<v Speaker 2>just cruising around one of those them.

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<v Speaker 1>Me right on, see, I was looking and go how

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<v Speaker 1>frustrating when you've just got one of the pros who's

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<v Speaker 1>just practicing creating the giant divots. It's almost like a pothole.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to repair that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to fix that now.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks buddy, appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooks Coop or whatever your name is.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you need to listen to Channel seven. When

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<v Speaker 1>I say listen, I said that yesterday. Watch You can

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<v Speaker 1>listen as well, but definitely watch it because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>visual medium. You need to watch Channel seven news last

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<v Speaker 1>night for a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Less to learn from his mistakes. It's like I did

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<v Speaker 2>that yesterday, Let's not do it again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm lucky make sure you're watching seven you tonight

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<v Speaker 1>from six pm grade daily COVID and give us a call.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is what Craig has done. Good moying to you, Craig,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. Are you're going very well? Thanks? I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>ex gardener. And those potholes in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, isn't it just a bit of fun cruising

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<v Speaker 2>around on your right on tho?

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, it used to be yes, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm better stand looking at the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Craig, you got a code word for us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's swing a bag jery.

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<v Speaker 1>You are heading along making congratulations. Oh, thank you very much. Awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a real think tank coming up whether these code words,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go back into the mix for the next sort

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<v Speaker 1>of few and just trying to harden up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit for the rest of the week. I Live Golf

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<v Speaker 1>adelaide a high stakes weekend of shotgun starts, fan Village,

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<v Speaker 1>fun headline artists including Australian DJ Sensation of Fisher. Visit

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<v Speaker 1>livgolf dot com more chances tonight, just watch the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Morrow's code word will be keepka.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually reasonably difficult. Tomorrow's co word could be something

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<v Speaker 1>like put you tell me you built a time machine.

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<v Speaker 1>On this Tuesday, it is time to take a trip

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<v Speaker 1>down memory lane via on this daisy, you're coming jerdy?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I please?

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<v Speaker 1>He producers you want to see come a long. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it. A bit of knowledge. We'll whack you straight

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<v Speaker 1>in the face. Nineteen twenty four, eighth of April, a

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<v Speaker 1>crossword puzzle book was published for the first time in America.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm not a cross word person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'd like to be, but I'm just not very

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<v Speaker 1>good at that. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I don't like to challenge my brain. I

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<v Speaker 2>just like to number.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, how do you do that? I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what you do? You sit there and you watch

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<v Speaker 1>ABC Kids. That's what I do. Coco melons will turn

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<v Speaker 1>my brain into more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god came.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen thirty. According to BBC Radio in April eighteen, nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thirty was the dullest day of the twentieth century, after

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<v Speaker 1>an announcer informed the nation at the six thirty Fulton

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<v Speaker 1>Good Evening. Today is Friday. There is no news. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the national program the BBC. There was no news tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>So until nine o'clock, here is some.

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<v Speaker 2>Music on record.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the rest of the fifteen times so the station

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<v Speaker 1>played only piano music.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I really want Kate freeban on our

0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:09.800
<v Speaker 2>ten years first to say that tonight, good welcome. There

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<v Speaker 2>is no news.

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<v Speaker 1>As you were, there was no news. Here's some silverchair

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<v Speaker 1>for fifteen minutes. Twenty fifteen, the most bride'smaids to one bride,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and sixty eight were present at the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>of Tina Ackles in Floria, USA. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>But no one's got one hundred and sixty eight friends,

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<v Speaker 2>do they?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that one hundred and sixty eight dresses that she's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to fork out for? Yeah, I know, extends absolutely absurd.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought four suits from my groomsman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, they didn't pay for I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay for them. I pay for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you're generous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>For coffee around here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, we let's not go down that road. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather stay on this particular train because it's lovely. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. With Knowledge twenty twenty. Together at Home a

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<v Speaker 1>Solidarity response fun was cue racked by Lady Gaga Lady

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I mean lyrical genius, isn't it go the peace?

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<v Speaker 2>A good cat got a good get The biggest freaking

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<v Speaker 2>story of this town ever seen?

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<v Speaker 1>This Huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Jos blown my little black sports socks off this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this? A former star of the hit US

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<v Speaker 2>series The OC is heading to neighbors in one of

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<v Speaker 2>the most surprising cast announcements in the show's history. Mischard Barton,

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<v Speaker 2>who became a household name, of course, as Marissa Cooper

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<v Speaker 2>in the early naughties teen drama, is it to move

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<v Speaker 2>to Ramsey Street? As production gets someone underway on the

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<v Speaker 2>rebooted Ossie soap. My goodness this as some of the

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<v Speaker 2>finest working.

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<v Speaker 1>Are whoever you want me to be? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I bum a cigarette?

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<v Speaker 1>Obsessed with The OC? And I don't realize until listening

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<v Speaker 1>to that, I didn't realize how much that's how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah? Can I have a second.

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<v Speaker 1>At Dad too?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy had some issues Jimmy did it's just not good

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<v Speaker 1>with money.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy, No, No, And what about what about Jimmy's dad

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<v Speaker 2>married the girl with the red hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you remember Jimmy's dad married the girl with the

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<v Speaker 1>red hair.

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<v Speaker 2>The Australian guy Alan, Alan Older. I wanted Alan, not

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<v Speaker 2>Alan Older. Alan. Alan was in match.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's such a tight knit group the TV bus,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Mash would come together. It's just beautiful connection.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. This guy Alan, who's been on a heap

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff in the States, was also on Neighbors, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's comforull circle. Hang on, No, he's not there.

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<v Speaker 1>God. Anyway, we'll do some research during the ad breaks

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<v Speaker 1>and perhaps we'll get back to you, but hopefully not, which.

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<v Speaker 2>I potentially should have done through Taylor Swift. Anyway, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a divided over the new episode of Australian children's

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<v Speaker 2>series Bluey This is ridiculous with some climbing. It featured

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<v Speaker 2>toxic messaging about weight. So the ABC series basically you've

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<v Speaker 2>got husband and wife, bandit and Chili. They're weighing themselves

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<v Speaker 2>on bathroom scales, in which Bandit size he goes on

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<v Speaker 2>man before touching all the excess skin on his stomach cavalism.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I just need to do some exercise. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about it. I just take an.

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<v Speaker 2>Exercise, same old reason, blue, your kids and work.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. If Chili wasn't honest, then then I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>when she's here again.

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<v Speaker 2>Be honestly, I think Chili was the one that was fatch,

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<v Speaker 2>having things like to do you what?

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<v Speaker 1>And just on that as well. Before we get on that,

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<v Speaker 1>can we do a little story all the stuff that's

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<v Speaker 1>circulating on the internet about Chili and her potential affair

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<v Speaker 1>with Lucky's dad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, all the signs add up.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got conspiracy theories about Chili having an affair now, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>With Lucky's dad, next door neighbor.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, let's move on to line seamlessly. He's related

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<v Speaker 2>to be performing at the upcoming coronation of King Charles.

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<v Speaker 2>So the legendary singer said he couldn't believe it when

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<v Speaker 2>he got tapped on the shoulder. He's joining Katie Perry

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<v Speaker 2>take that, Andrea Bocelli on the grounds of Windsor Castle

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<v Speaker 2>on seventh, one day after King Charles Is Charles is

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<v Speaker 2>officially crowned at Westminster Abby. Can you imagine them all

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<v Speaker 2>going off to a bit of this.

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<v Speaker 1>And Lionel take us into the oppreak.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine Camilla and the King sexually dancing together to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Andrea comes in and goes time to sir goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>I never thought I'd say these words, Andrew Hayes, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to the golf.

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<v Speaker 1>Is golf code for netbull? Is that what we're calling

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<v Speaker 1>netball these days?

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<v Speaker 2>Live golf? Mainly because, as you will know, there were

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<v Speaker 2>three people in my first marriage. There was me, my

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<v Speaker 2>husband Greg, and a titless nine nine all just a

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<v Speaker 2>sweet little managatour.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually surprised that your first order wasn't named titleist.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was down at Grange yesterday where they're setting

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<v Speaker 2>up for the live golf tournament, and oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it's incredible. It looks like one giant, massive party. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>the PA three twelfth hole is known do you know

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<v Speaker 2>this as the watering Hole. It's just a party hole,

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<v Speaker 2>just set up for a party at the golf. How cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Back of the Phoenix Open over in the States,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the sixteenth Okay, sixteenth. Incredible scenes if you

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<v Speaker 1>googled as well, like they hit a ball in the

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<v Speaker 1>hole and just people shower the grain with beer and

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<v Speaker 1>so one golf.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, isn't it so yesterday? Ten years first we got

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<v Speaker 2>cam Smith is he touched down at the airport. He

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<v Speaker 2>flew domestically normally, Lee Westwood, etc. Some of the players

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<v Speaker 2>were at the Saints Pies the other night. They're a

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<v Speaker 2>guest of Mally. Dustin Johnson was there with his wife,

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<v Speaker 2>Paulina Gretzky, who is the daughter of the greatest ice

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<v Speaker 2>hockey player of all time, Wayne Gretzky. We all know

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<v Speaker 2>that in this room, didn't we?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If you check out her instapage, which.

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<v Speaker 1>He's looking at you like you're speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>If you check out her instapage, she is pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>one of the hottest women on the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking that you said it though.

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<v Speaker 2>So my husband, my husband. When you combine the concepts

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<v Speaker 2>of ice hockey and a hot woman, wow, wee? Is

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<v Speaker 2>he up and about? So? I called him yesterday from

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<v Speaker 2>Greg He's like, have you seen Polina settled down? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know who we didn't get yesterday, The man

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<v Speaker 2>responsible for bringing this tournament here and that is the

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<v Speaker 2>great white Shark Greg Norman. So we got word here

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<v Speaker 2>was flying in on his private jet yesterday afternoon. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm down there. I find myself stalking at the airport

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<v Speaker 2>once again looking for another Greg.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a maggot for greets you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking I'm on track for gregor three here and

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<v Speaker 2>he is wealthy, rich like I wasn't a winner anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't land, so I had to go to back

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<v Speaker 2>to Grange for a live cross and I interview the

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<v Speaker 2>organizer of the tournament and then at the end of it,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, oh, here's the pro ams on Thursday. Starts

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<v Speaker 2>on Thursday. There's still tickets to that. And I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so explain the pro am to people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's basically an absolute, ridiculously normal person can play

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<v Speaker 1>around of golf with one of these outrageous professionals.

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<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable. And he goes, yeah, so your husband Greg's

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<v Speaker 2>playing and I went, oh is he that's news to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was playing in the prim and

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, oh, no, sorry, that's your ex husband.