Speaker 1: Friend's family, enemies and our eyes. Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many people fall into the enemy and
Speaker 2: allies category. Anyway, you won't.
Speaker 1: Listen to the podcast if you're an enemy of the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, turn it off. Go away, Cozzy, No, you
Speaker 2: can't bit going on in the potty. I've been busy
Speaker 2: chasing the third Greg around town. Greg Norman. This time
Speaker 2: he has been the mastermind engineering the Lift golf tournament
Speaker 2: here in South Australia, and I was assigned the task
Speaker 2: of stalking him.
Speaker 1: You know what I reckon. I could go get a
Speaker 1: broomstick called Greg and you'd be like, Hello, that nice
Speaker 1: to meet you.
Speaker 2: Hello, you look cancer.
Speaker 1: I am interested.
Speaker 2: Come over here, big boy.
Speaker 1: Come overy, big boy. But I'm just a broom I
Speaker 1: don't care. Your name's Greg's, I'm India. Are you schnitting me?
Speaker 1: Nice little version of that morning. I spoke about some
Speaker 1: of my pet rats, and you spoke about what we
Speaker 1: could only call extreme tough love back in the day
Speaker 1: in the roots of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right. Scratchy and squeaky they were called, weren't they?
Speaker 1: They were blessed them? Long live. They're still on the
Speaker 1: property at rowe Allen in southwest New south Wales.
Speaker 2: Give them a nice burial without giving away the ending.
Speaker 1: I did, but I dare say because I did the burial,
Speaker 1: they only were buried about five centimeters deep, so real surface.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that a fox probably dug them up
Speaker 1: really quickly and took them to a different place, took
Speaker 1: them to the crematory.
Speaker 2: Real shallow grow baby.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we welcome to the podcast. Thanks for tuning in
Speaker 1: and all the best with it.
Speaker 2: Good right, chat, You have two stories.
Speaker 1: One is a big old lie and one is the truth.
Speaker 1: You need to correctly identify which is which.
Speaker 2: You can use. I'm sorry to cut you off.
Speaker 1: Then that's okay. We really apologize, but I thank you
Speaker 1: very much. I go first, Okay, it's nice. So when
Speaker 1: I was a youngster and specific mid primary school, so
Speaker 1: I would have been like seven or eight, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what Muma Dad was thinking by letting me
Speaker 1: have this, but I pet rats. I might have mentioned
Speaker 1: this before as well.
Speaker 2: I know there's been a lot of animal gear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the farm, A couple of pet rats and
Speaker 1: classic we got the rats and both female rats. Because
Speaker 1: for those young players at home, you don't want the
Speaker 1: male rats. They're really quite aggressive.
Speaker 2: They stink, okay supposed to.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're lovely, really, yeah, they're absolutely lovely. So we
Speaker 1: got this rat and it had babies. Who knew that
Speaker 1: it was pregnant when we brought it home, So we
Speaker 1: had to take the babies back to the pet shop
Speaker 1: and I was left with basically one rat. So had
Speaker 1: a mother daughter combination, and eventually both of the rats
Speaker 1: died and it was quite traumatic, Like, I absolutely love
Speaker 1: these rats.
Speaker 2: What were their names?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, this is not very originable. One is called squeaky,
Speaker 1: one was called scratchy. So in hindsight, I would have
Speaker 1: liked to had more formal names like Patricia or something
Speaker 1: like that, Nancy Nancy, Yes, Jennifer would have been nice.
Speaker 1: But they were very, very stereotypical, small pet naps, squeaky, scratchy,
Speaker 1: squeaky and scratchy.
Speaker 2: I mean that story had it all, had highs, had lows,
Speaker 2: you know, because she had pet rats. She loved them,
Speaker 2: squeaking scratchy, and then.
Speaker 1: They died, Yes, they did die. And then because I
Speaker 1: love music throughout yeah, favorite band by the way, while
Speaker 1: we're playing this age seventeen back in the day really,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, post is on a wall. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 1: I penned a little song it's the Squeaks. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 1: make the top forty and I don't think it even
Speaker 1: had music to it. But and I don't think. I
Speaker 1: think I was too embarrassed to tell Dad about it.
Speaker 2: Oh you should have.
Speaker 1: Growing up on the farm.
Speaker 2: Just go with that instinct. Probably don't tell Dad about
Speaker 2: the song of penn for squeaking Scratchy.
Speaker 1: Didn't tell him on the way to our football that
Speaker 1: morning as he jumped off the header, because he's probably
Speaker 1: been working since about three thirty in the morning that
Speaker 1: I wrote a song about my deceased rats. Anyway, took
Speaker 1: a while with here we are your story?
Speaker 2: Oh good God? Who do I work with? Anyway?
Speaker 1: The best we laughed to stop ourselves from crime.
Speaker 2: I am cry, What's it's counterproductive? Isn't it all right?
Speaker 2: When I can't identify when I was a child, I
Speaker 2: remember viviably. We lived in Werribee in Victoria for a
Speaker 2: little while. Sure yep, And so we decided as a
Speaker 2: family we'd all get bikes. So we jumped on the train,
Speaker 2: went to Geelong purchase the bikes. The train back and
Speaker 2: brought the bikes home. And it was probably one of
Speaker 2: the best things that ever happened in my childhood. I
Speaker 2: got a bike. It was amazing, and so.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't have bikes, Andy, Sorry, sorry, look, we'll
Speaker 1: cut that out. We'll cut that out and we'll move on.
Speaker 1: No more tazzy jokes.
Speaker 2: Pretty you were live mate, anyway, just that last talking
Speaker 2: to who. So you got the bike anyway, got the bike,
Speaker 2: couldn't ride it properly. So my mom and this was
Speaker 2: back in the days where there were no rules about
Speaker 2: parenting or anything. This is when you get smoke durries
Speaker 2: in the car and no one cared with your children
Speaker 2: in the back, that.
Speaker 1: Sort of vibe. It was a different time, folks.
Speaker 2: It's a different time. And so Mum got me on
Speaker 2: the back of the bike and we were riding back
Speaker 2: from the shops and Mum's riding away and my foot,
Speaker 2: which had no shoes on, got caught in the spokes
Speaker 2: and she didn't stop riding.
Speaker 1: So my poor little plowed through it.
Speaker 2: Heaven year old foot was and I've screamed and we've
Speaker 2: crashed the bike and I've come off. Anyway, my foot
Speaker 2: was unbelievably okay, given what could have happened, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my story about my first bike. Thanks mum.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Good work, Colleen.
Speaker 1: And you say that cost you a career at the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 2: That amongst a few other things, lack of talent, skill, dedication.
Speaker 1: Or minor things or minor ingredients. Alright, you have me
Speaker 1: I reckon as a truth in there. And there was
Speaker 1: a lie? Which one is which gives call thirteen twenty
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Speaker 1: If that, what if it's Aussie for travel? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: through it's one lie. So yes, did tell sorry about
Speaker 1: how a pet rats scratching squeaking yep, And unfortunately they
Speaker 1: are no longer with us, given it was twenty five
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 2: Rip scratching, squeaky.
Speaker 1: Append a little song on their behalf which never saw
Speaker 1: the light of day.
Speaker 2: Oh that's beautiful though, My sorry about how my first
Speaker 2: bike how we went and picked it up from Geelong.
Speaker 2: Riding around and where are be? Mum was dinking me
Speaker 2: on the back because I didn't know how to ride,
Speaker 2: and I got my foot caught in the spokes and
Speaker 2: Colin just kept plowing through it, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, oh gosh, am I going crunch crunch.
Speaker 1: I went through Colin's like, I've got to get back home.
Speaker 2: My foot, my little foot was surprisingly okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dart in one hand, VB and the other. It
Speaker 1: was a different time riding and so I admire people
Speaker 1: who can ride a bike without using the handlebus. I
Speaker 1: don't have people do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they do that, because you see
Speaker 2: some of them and they do like wheelies along the
Speaker 2: road without their hands.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Colin doing it with a dart one end
Speaker 1: VB and the other. Yeah, a kid on the back
Speaker 1: who's getting her ankle absolutely munched by the.
Speaker 2: Tape, making my mum look really bad right about now.
Speaker 2: She didn't have a VB.
Speaker 1: It was different time.
Speaker 2: She would have had a dart, not a VB. All right.
Speaker 2: Ashlynd from Birkenhair, good morning, good morning, great, thank you,
Speaker 2: how are you going good? Thank you? And who do
Speaker 2: you think is lying?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, Jody, I'm so sorry that
Speaker 1: that happened to your foot.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're a horrible liar.
Speaker 1: Yes, well done, Ashton gave it away. Well, look, I
Speaker 1: think he just added a bit too much flus.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, as too.
Speaker 3: Much going on in the story, whereas like Jody's is
Speaker 3: quite straight to the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ashland knows us very very well.
Speaker 1: I think right, friends, every morning, can I jump in
Speaker 1: on this friendship or am I'm clearly on the If
Speaker 1: you're a better liar, you could jump in.
Speaker 2: Can you can you explain to Ashland please about Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson how he did write it?
Speaker 1: Okay, So the research that I had done is that
Speaker 1: apparently Michael Jackson wrote this song when he was a
Speaker 1: kid to call Ben about his pet rat.
Speaker 2: Running.
Speaker 1: I've since been doing some more research and apparently has
Speaker 1: written for someone else and then given to Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: So let's your goers freeze.
Speaker 2: So he didn't run it. I'm sorry to put you
Speaker 2: through that, Ashley, stay on the line for that. That's
Speaker 2: not fair anyway, You've won a one hundred dollars your
Speaker 2: house about your congratulations.
Speaker 1: Thank you, You're very welcome. What a journey that was.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, twists and turns, ups and downs, and we
Speaker 1: finally got there, did we don't? I'm not even sure anymore.
Speaker 2: I've got a big show tomorrow coming up to We've
Speaker 2: got more live golf passes to give away, and that's
Speaker 2: extraordinary because this thing is sold out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, And look it's one of those things and
Speaker 1: you sort of banged it on the head today when
Speaker 1: if you're not a golf fan, you are this week.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I want to get yourself to the watering Hole in
Speaker 1: the twelfth and we're going to help you.
Speaker 2: Out live Golf adelaide a high stakes weekend of shotgun starts,
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Speaker 1: All right, they'll do from us to keep it locked
Speaker 1: and over nine for more chances you can understand while
Speaker 1: to see Lizzo and Sydney Sea Squeaky all the Best,
Speaker 1: Jode's Liddy Thorpe Senator band from a particular establishment. After
Speaker 1: a wild night out a couple of nights ago, so
Speaker 1: we're talking Maxine's at Gentlemen's Club in Melbourne, hope for
Speaker 1: going back there.
Speaker 2: See that is so contradictory that term Maxine's gentlemen's club.
Speaker 2: I don't know how any gentlemen who are twirling their
Speaker 2: mustaches and sipping on their brandy. You're going to a
Speaker 2: strip club in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: What drinking a dry martini?
Speaker 2: Saying another lap dance please?
Speaker 1: Yes? Hell of the host too is Maxine? Yeah's a
Speaker 1: shout out to her this morning. Yeah, I'm sure, just
Speaker 1: thinking though, where have you been banned from?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, because we're all very, very mature adults.
Speaker 2: There's one glaring knee on example that you've got. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there is people of Adelaide, while you're no longer welcome
Speaker 2: at the karaoke establishment that is listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm too passionate. Sometimes you just get yourself
Speaker 1: invested too much in the product, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you find you find yourself on the band list.
Speaker 1: So and look, I need to really really come out
Speaker 1: and say that it wasn't just a one off occasion. No,
Speaker 1: it's fourth striking crowd, three good solid strikes. I think
Speaker 1: your first time it started with I'll probably misplaced a
Speaker 1: few bits of clothing. Yeah, yes, And sometimes that happens
Speaker 1: when you get caught up in the moment someone mentioned
Speaker 1: that thing a bonjo, and all of a sudden I like,
Speaker 1: go oh, put the help, what's that doing out? But
Speaker 1: that was years and years ago, and I made up
Speaker 1: for it years and years later. But then had another
Speaker 1: loose moment. Do you know what it is? Those bloody
Speaker 1: guava cruise I know, and the dim sims that they
Speaker 1: used to serve as well. Somehow put alcohol in the
Speaker 1: dim seams.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they're even allowed to combine food
Speaker 2: with nightclubs. When we were eighteen, we used to go
Speaker 2: to an club and we'd get one dollar fried rice
Speaker 2: every time you had a fire engine your crime like
Speaker 2: vodka raspberry and then you're entitled five blade of one dollar?
Speaker 1: What about your guts? With vodka raspberry and rice? Just
Speaker 1: catching up down there and what a combination?
Speaker 2: Good there?
Speaker 1: Hey, look I do this? Should we go out to
Speaker 1: the surface? All right? I did ever? Mate? That got
Speaker 1: band from Scizssler as well in gog Organ. Yes, real
Speaker 1: thrifty type situation when we're kids, right, taking a tupperware
Speaker 1: container in and take some ice cream home?
Speaker 2: No, not do that, that's against all the hygienic rules
Speaker 2: of the planet.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely and I made that got banned from
Speaker 1: Empire Nightclub in Sydney because yeah, he lost a couple
Speaker 1: of pieces of too. Yeah, good guy, what goes on?
Speaker 1: Great guy's name is also Andrew.
Speaker 2: My husband is probably no longer welcome at an establishment
Speaker 2: called the Ostral on Rundle Street.
Speaker 1: Classic after just he got.
Speaker 2: A little bit lippy with a couple of say Pole's
Speaker 2: finest handcuffed him to the poll out the front.
Speaker 1: It was Calvin from Risque Entertainment.
Speaker 2: Here. Yeah, I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: It, Mexic. What you do to me, Calvin? There's no
Speaker 1: worst serious policeman. You might go to jail. Ooh I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Oh let's do this thy twenty four to ten? Where
Speaker 2: are you no longer welcome? Where have you been banned from?
Speaker 2: Could be misbehavior? Could you could have been misunderstood? We're
Speaker 2: not going to judge here, are we.
Speaker 1: That's an absolute judgment free zone.
Speaker 2: You could have misplaced every shirt you've ever had on
Speaker 2: a night out.
Speaker 1: Damn, where are my clothes again? Oh? Well, wis will
Speaker 1: finish off this bond Jovie song?
Speaker 3: Flare that up?
Speaker 1: So we put the question out there before on Thurday
Speaker 1: and twenty fourteen, and what have you been banned from?
Speaker 1: Just off the back of I mean Lydia Thorpe had
Speaker 1: a bit of an awful weekend, it must be said.
Speaker 1: Got a self banned from a gentleman's class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got herself into all sorts.
Speaker 1: And then look, I just did sort of reveal as well,
Speaker 1: that's just belting this little beautiful song out several times
Speaker 1: that were seeing every single time. It's like, did my
Speaker 1: parents are great for me?
Speaker 2: I remember? I reckon it was the night that you
Speaker 2: got banned from listening. Someone said to me, geez hazy
Speaker 2: was going off last night. It just seemed to lose
Speaker 2: your shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, several articles of clothing scale on there, loose fitting clothes.
Speaker 1: You've just got to be so careful.
Speaker 2: How did a conversation go with the manager from listening?
Speaker 2: Was he just like, mate, that's it, You're done.
Speaker 1: I remember it in flash frames. I remember it overly. Well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just it was just one of those nights. I
Speaker 1: think I think it was raining quite heavily. That's why
Speaker 1: I can't remember it. Okay, raining GWIY for cruises?
Speaker 2: Would have you been banned from? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Kirby from Manopara West, What have you been banned from?
Speaker 3: Hi, guys, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: It was my ex partner.
Speaker 3: He got barred from a pub ark in Queensland and
Speaker 3: he decided to dance on the pool table.
Speaker 1: Of course he did. Yes, but that seems that seems
Speaker 1: reasonably instid though, Kirby. Just a quick little dance on
Speaker 1: the ball table. Yeah, No, he then proceeded to dark
Speaker 1: his pants. Oh my god, take it to the next level. Yes,
Speaker 1: And it was just the same song you just played.
Speaker 2: Was blawing in the background. I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, and now his pants are off that song. It's
Speaker 1: just got a thing with you guys and losing items
Speaker 1: and clothing.
Speaker 2: Who was it with bonjo Just say, just every time
Speaker 2: you hear John bon Jovi, you don't have to take
Speaker 2: your pants off. My pants are off right now, thank you, Kerby.
Speaker 2: Lorena from Camden Park What have you been banned from? Oh?
Speaker 3: Look, it was a very very long time ago. But
Speaker 3: I was at the Ramscape one night and the service
Speaker 3: wasn't great. I leant over the bar board myself for
Speaker 3: beer the end of my night there.
Speaker 1: They don't like that.
Speaker 3: Do they No, No, but I feel there's a common
Speaker 3: theme here this morning on the callers. But generally the
Speaker 3: establishments are in bold some form of alcohol.
Speaker 2: I think, yes, that is a good observation, Lorena. What
Speaker 2: did they say to you when they politely asked you
Speaker 2: to leave?
Speaker 3: I think it was something like you, I think you've
Speaker 3: had enough to night and you can't do that here.
Speaker 3: And then they got security over and yeah, I was
Speaker 3: walked out the door.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Very nice work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you should have arked up and said, well,
Speaker 2: if the service wasn't so slow, I wouldn't be forced
Speaker 2: into this position where I have to bore myself a
Speaker 2: savion blanc are.
Speaker 1: Lorena, thanks so much for coming this. We want to
Speaker 1: send you along to the beach House here. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Oh my kids, we love that.
Speaker 1: Thanks so very good stuff. Now, looking for something to
Speaker 1: do these school holidays, beach House is a perfect destination
Speaker 1: for a fun field day out. It's more fun at
Speaker 1: their house the beach House. Quick chat about live golf
Speaker 1: as well. It's going to be here, yeah, very very soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Program starts on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you're watching the news last night, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Looking out for Channel seven nightly news of Sixperence little Cobord.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: Well, don't give it away.
Speaker 2: That's that was a test for you, I said.
Speaker 1: Something to that. A test. Give us a call right now, yees.
Speaker 1: Golf golf, golf, golf, golf is coming to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't even know who I am anymore
Speaker 2: because I'm so excited about it.
Speaker 1: Just decked out in your titlest gear, aren't you?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Taylor made just got those what.
Speaker 2: Are they called their collats? What do you what do
Speaker 2: you call those spikes?
Speaker 1: They golf spikes? Whoa are we looking at produce?
Speaker 2: Sho you want to exactly?
Speaker 1: It's not a pineapple shirt?
Speaker 2: So he to Greg Norman was this morning, so we
Speaker 2: shouldn't be looking at him for it.
Speaker 1: He asked me who Lebron James was. T's a French fellow,
Speaker 1: is he?
Speaker 2: What time does he deal?
Speaker 1: Anyway, we want to send you along to live golf.
Speaker 2: In all seriousness. I was down there yesterday at the
Speaker 2: Grange golf Course, which is a beautiful golf course, but
Speaker 2: it looks especially magnificent. They've got all the speakers set up,
Speaker 2: they've got stages set up for concerts. But they've got
Speaker 2: all the corporate areas set up for parties. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: What I just love as well when these golf courses
Speaker 1: and you look at the Masters and all these other courses,
Speaker 1: is an amazing course around the world. There's not a
Speaker 1: blade of grass out of place.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: In my new next life, I want to be like
Speaker 2: a golf greens keeper. How fun with that? But you
Speaker 2: just cruising around one of those them.
Speaker 1: Me right on, see, I was looking and go how
Speaker 1: frustrating when you've just got one of the pros who's
Speaker 1: just practicing creating the giant divots. It's almost like a pothole.
Speaker 1: I've got to repair that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to fix that now.
Speaker 1: Thanks buddy, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Brooks Coop or whatever your name is.
Speaker 1: All right, you need to listen to Channel seven. When
Speaker 1: I say listen, I said that yesterday. Watch You can
Speaker 1: listen as well, but definitely watch it because it's a
Speaker 1: visual medium. You need to watch Channel seven news last
Speaker 1: night for a man.
Speaker 2: Less to learn from his mistakes. It's like I did
Speaker 2: that yesterday, Let's not do it again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And I'm lucky make sure you're watching seven you tonight
Speaker 1: from six pm grade daily COVID and give us a call.
Speaker 1: And that is what Craig has done. Good moying to you, Craig,
Speaker 1: good morning. Are you're going very well? Thanks? I'm an
Speaker 1: ex gardener. And those potholes in.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, isn't it just a bit of fun cruising
Speaker 2: around on your right on tho?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, it used to be yes, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm better stand looking at the whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1: Hey Craig, you got a code word for us.
Speaker 2: It's swing a bag jery.
Speaker 1: You are heading along making congratulations. Oh, thank you very much. Awesome,
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 2: Just a real think tank coming up whether these code words,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: We'll go back into the mix for the next sort
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Speaker 2: Oh God, I mean lyrical genius, isn't it go the peace?
Speaker 2: A good cat got a good get The biggest freaking
Speaker 2: story of this town ever seen?
Speaker 1: This Huge.
Speaker 2: Jos blown my little black sports socks off this morning?
Speaker 2: What about this? A former star of the hit US
Speaker 2: series The OC is heading to neighbors in one of
Speaker 2: the most surprising cast announcements in the show's history. Mischard Barton,
Speaker 2: who became a household name, of course, as Marissa Cooper
Speaker 2: in the early naughties teen drama, is it to move
Speaker 2: to Ramsey Street? As production gets someone underway on the
Speaker 2: rebooted Ossie soap. My goodness this as some of the
Speaker 2: finest working.
Speaker 1: Are whoever you want me to be? Right?
Speaker 2: Can I bum a cigarette?
Speaker 1: Obsessed with The OC? And I don't realize until listening
Speaker 1: to that, I didn't realize how much that's how about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Can I have a second.
Speaker 1: At Dad too?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Jimmy had some issues Jimmy did it's just not good
Speaker 1: with money.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, No, No, And what about what about Jimmy's dad
Speaker 2: married the girl with the red hair?
Speaker 1: Can you remember Jimmy's dad married the girl with the
Speaker 1: red hair.
Speaker 2: The Australian guy Alan, Alan Older. I wanted Alan, not
Speaker 2: Alan Older. Alan. Alan was in match.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's such a tight knit group the TV bus,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Mash would come together. It's just beautiful connection.
Speaker 2: Shut up. This guy Alan, who's been on a heap
Speaker 2: of stuff in the States, was also on Neighbors, so
Speaker 2: it's comforull circle. Hang on, No, he's not there.
Speaker 1: God. Anyway, we'll do some research during the ad breaks
Speaker 1: and perhaps we'll get back to you, but hopefully not, which.
Speaker 2: I potentially should have done through Taylor Swift. Anyway, it
Speaker 2: was a divided over the new episode of Australian children's
Speaker 2: series Bluey This is ridiculous with some climbing. It featured
Speaker 2: toxic messaging about weight. So the ABC series basically you've
Speaker 2: got husband and wife, bandit and Chili. They're weighing themselves
Speaker 2: on bathroom scales, in which Bandit size he goes on
Speaker 2: man before touching all the excess skin on his stomach cavalism.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I just need to do some exercise. Tell
Speaker 1: me about it. I just take an.
Speaker 2: Exercise, same old reason, blue, your kids and work.
Speaker 1: Ah. If Chili wasn't honest, then then I don't know
Speaker 1: when she's here again.
Speaker 2: Be honestly, I think Chili was the one that was fatch,
Speaker 2: having things like to do you what?
Speaker 1: And just on that as well. Before we get on that,
Speaker 1: can we do a little story all the stuff that's
Speaker 1: circulating on the internet about Chili and her potential affair
Speaker 1: with Lucky's dad.
Speaker 2: That's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Wow, all the signs add up.
Speaker 2: We've got conspiracy theories about Chili having an affair now, yes.
Speaker 1: With Lucky's dad, next door neighbor.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, let's move on to line seamlessly. He's related
Speaker 2: to be performing at the upcoming coronation of King Charles.
Speaker 2: So the legendary singer said he couldn't believe it when
Speaker 2: he got tapped on the shoulder. He's joining Katie Perry
Speaker 2: take that, Andrea Bocelli on the grounds of Windsor Castle
Speaker 2: on seventh, one day after King Charles Is Charles is
Speaker 2: officially crowned at Westminster Abby. Can you imagine them all
Speaker 2: going off to a bit of this.
Speaker 1: And Lionel take us into the oppreak.
Speaker 2: Imagine Camilla and the King sexually dancing together to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Andrea comes in and goes time to sir goodbye.
Speaker 2: I never thought I'd say these words, Andrew Hayes, but
Speaker 2: I'm about to you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to the golf.
Speaker 1: Is golf code for netbull? Is that what we're calling
Speaker 1: netball these days?
Speaker 2: Live golf? Mainly because, as you will know, there were
Speaker 2: three people in my first marriage. There was me, my
Speaker 2: husband Greg, and a titless nine nine all just a
Speaker 2: sweet little managatour.
Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised that your first order wasn't named titleist.
Speaker 2: So I was down at Grange yesterday where they're setting
Speaker 2: up for the live golf tournament, and oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's incredible. It looks like one giant, massive party. In fact,
Speaker 2: the PA three twelfth hole is known do you know
Speaker 2: this as the watering Hole. It's just a party hole,
Speaker 2: just set up for a party at the golf. How cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Back of the Phoenix Open over in the States,
Speaker 1: which is the sixteenth Okay, sixteenth. Incredible scenes if you
Speaker 1: googled as well, like they hit a ball in the
Speaker 1: hole and just people shower the grain with beer and
Speaker 1: so one golf.
Speaker 2: Like, isn't it so yesterday? Ten years first we got
Speaker 2: cam Smith is he touched down at the airport. He
Speaker 2: flew domestically normally, Lee Westwood, etc. Some of the players
Speaker 2: were at the Saints Pies the other night. They're a
Speaker 2: guest of Mally. Dustin Johnson was there with his wife,
Speaker 2: Paulina Gretzky, who is the daughter of the greatest ice
Speaker 2: hockey player of all time, Wayne Gretzky. We all know
Speaker 2: that in this room, didn't we?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you check out her instapage, which.
Speaker 1: He's looking at you like you're speaking.
Speaker 2: If you check out her instapage, she is pretty much
Speaker 2: one of the hottest women on the planet.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that you said it though.
Speaker 2: So my husband, my husband. When you combine the concepts
Speaker 2: of ice hockey and a hot woman, wow, wee? Is
Speaker 2: he up and about? So? I called him yesterday from
Speaker 2: Greg He's like, have you seen Polina settled down? Mate?
Speaker 2: But you know who we didn't get yesterday, The man
Speaker 2: responsible for bringing this tournament here and that is the
Speaker 2: great white Shark Greg Norman. So we got word here
Speaker 2: was flying in on his private jet yesterday afternoon. So
Speaker 2: I'm down there. I find myself stalking at the airport
Speaker 2: once again looking for another Greg.
Speaker 1: Just a maggot for greets you are.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking I'm on track for gregor three here and
Speaker 2: he is wealthy, rich like I wasn't a winner anyway,
Speaker 2: he didn't land, so I had to go to back
Speaker 2: to Grange for a live cross and I interview the
Speaker 2: organizer of the tournament and then at the end of it,
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, here's the pro ams on Thursday. Starts
Speaker 2: on Thursday. There's still tickets to that. And I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: so explain the pro am to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically an absolute, ridiculously normal person can play
Speaker 1: around of golf with one of these outrageous professionals.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. And he goes, yeah, so your husband Greg's
Speaker 2: playing and I went, oh is he that's news to me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was playing in the prim and
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, no, sorry, that's your ex husband.