Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 2: Every day?
Speaker 3: Hey, how are I? Oh good? Oh gie? Weather's pretty good?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, up to much this weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah good? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Got any holidays planned?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? No, good. Thanks.
Speaker 1: That's a very bad example of small talk gone wrong.
Speaker 1: And we've all had those encounters, haven't we. Where we've
Speaker 1: walked away from a conversation that you forced into and
Speaker 1: just gone, mate, you're an absolute idiot. Why'd you say that?
Speaker 3: Why'd your brain take you down that path?
Speaker 1: What on earth is wrong with you? Why can't you
Speaker 1: just have a conversation with a complete stranger and have
Speaker 1: it been normal? A very embarrassing moment for me necessitated
Speaker 1: a conversation about small talk.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: And I was perusing Instagram and I found this guy who,
Speaker 1: every time he jumps in the car just makes a
Speaker 1: habit of pretending that his girlfriend is an Uber driver,
Speaker 1: and so he proceeds to make small talk with her
Speaker 1: and films that have a listen, you've been.
Speaker 2: Made or you started or is this your full time job?
Speaker 3: Or hell, you been doing this for job?
Speaker 5: Driving cars?
Speaker 4: I'm rough, Uber, shut up?
Speaker 3: Follow cricket?
Speaker 1: Seriously stop the NFL W final.
Speaker 3: Can you stop?
Speaker 6: I'm trying to drive NBL is getting bigger in it.
Speaker 3: I love it. I absolutely love a little a little
Speaker 3: awkward chat that's chocks chat on Instagram as well, pick
Speaker 3: up somebody's work. He's a very very funny boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that would be you getting into a bit.
Speaker 1: But I can guarantee it you'll go to Yeah, you would.
Speaker 1: You would channel your se and vibes and just talk
Speaker 1: sport the whole time, even if the Uber driver had
Speaker 1: no interest in sport.
Speaker 3: In a sport, oh h, what are we talking for?
Speaker 3: W cool crows and going all right, aren't they all
Speaker 3: that sort of stuff. There's so many different angles.
Speaker 1: So speaking of sport and small talk and.
Speaker 3: The crows, you've got anice little sorry of it. Every
Speaker 3: very awkward interaction with the crows. Big man.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rather so I saw Riley O'Brien, who's so lovely, he's
Speaker 1: so nice, and I ran into him. I was leaving
Speaker 1: the gym and he was coming into the gym, and
Speaker 1: it was one of those situations where you got to
Speaker 1: talk to each other because it's just there's nowhere to run,
Speaker 1: no where to hide. Not that I was wanting to run,
Speaker 1: but he's yeah anyway, So we were just talking I'm like, oh, hey, mate,
Speaker 1: how are you going? What have you been up to?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, And then we sort of ran out
Speaker 1: a small talk and he's like, oh, so you all
Speaker 1: finished up, are you? And I said, oh, yeah, just
Speaker 1: snuck in a little pump class. And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: a few of your teammates are up there, a few
Speaker 1: of the boys because of the Crow's Boys train it
Speaker 1: next gen and and he goes, yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: the boys are up there. We've just done some hill running.
Speaker 1: And I'm like okay, I said, yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: think a few of them are a bit jealous looking
Speaker 1: through into the pump class because it's all class right,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, I had pretty heavy,
Speaker 1: like five kilos on each end, and I proceeded to
Speaker 1: do like a little mini squad, like a pump squad.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, right. I was like, well, I don't matter.
Speaker 3: I don't know where to put my hands here, I
Speaker 3: don't know where to work, try to look what's happening.
Speaker 1: You just kind of looked at me like what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? And then I walked off and immediately
Speaker 1: pulled that face. The minute he couldn't see me, that
Speaker 1: that face of what the what did you say that?
Speaker 1: What did you pretend to do a pump squat for
Speaker 1: in front of Riley O'Brien and proceed to say your
Speaker 1: teammates would be a bit jealous because I was carrying
Speaker 1: ten kilos on my shoulders.
Speaker 3: I am in a situation like that. I'll got one
Speaker 3: for you. This will impress him. Do this like a
Speaker 3: little dance in front of him. See what happens.
Speaker 1: Your small talk encounter though with the footballer a former footballer,
Speaker 1: was even worse than my.
Speaker 3: Riley o brian welcome producers on me.
Speaker 4: Hello, Yes, it was, it was really bad.
Speaker 7: It was my first day here at Nover and there
Speaker 7: is a bit of a footy icon thattworks as part
Speaker 7: of the Nova family, and that is Tim Geniverer. And
Speaker 7: I wasn't much of a footy go and I started
Speaker 7: it Nover.
Speaker 4: I am now.
Speaker 7: I forced myself to be to this and Timmy was
Speaker 7: working commercially, so he was my boss. And so he
Speaker 7: took me around the building and good boss, lovely bloke
Speaker 7: as well. Like Timmy, anyone who knows him knows he's
Speaker 7: a bloody jet And we were just chatting and stuff,
Speaker 7: and we were talking about footy. He goes, you follow
Speaker 7: footy and I went, yeah, yeah, I like pot power,
Speaker 7: Yeah I follow Port a little bit. Yeah yeah, that
Speaker 7: was my first problem, and the oh yeah cool cool.
Speaker 4: I went, yeah, what about you? You went to footy?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: He's a multiple premiership winner for poor lazy seven. Oh
Speaker 7: my goodness. And I said it in front of all
Speaker 7: these other people that I'd never met, and when I
Speaker 7: walked out, they all looked me and went, you did
Speaker 7: not just ask Tim Ginnifer if he likes footy, let alone,
Speaker 7: after saying you're a Port lad lead fan.
Speaker 3: The beautiful Tim Gineva, Yeah, we've just gone along with
Speaker 3: you away.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I fully footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Poort too.
Speaker 7: Yeah cool, he said nothing anyway. He still holds it
Speaker 7: over my head now three years later.
Speaker 3: See for example, another seven time premiership player, Bruce Abneth.
Speaker 3: The last time I asked him if he'd won three
Speaker 3: or four premierships, I think he definitely called me. Your
Speaker 3: d were candid.
Speaker 1: I remember in the face.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was thirteen and my sister's three
Speaker 3: years older than me. So when you're thirteen and your
Speaker 3: sister's got sixteen year old girls coming to the house.
Speaker 3: It's a very nervous time human and you don't want
Speaker 3: to stuff up. You don't you want to be seem
Speaker 3: like a cool younger brother. I some of these girls
Speaker 3: turned up and one of them said, get he Andrew,
Speaker 3: and I said, oh, get he Andrew? What did I
Speaker 3: What did I call it? Andrew? I've never forgot that moment.
Speaker 3: That is the most awkward that I've ever felt in
Speaker 3: my entire life.
Speaker 4: At least you didn't say good, thanks, and you.
Speaker 1: Please let's do this this morning thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 1: small talk gone wrong? Because you have these encounters every
Speaker 1: single day. Come when we come back, can you tell
Speaker 1: that one in the kitchen about the channel seven?
Speaker 3: Jeez, I've set some stuff.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 3: We're talking about awkward conversations. For example, Joe's if you
Speaker 3: were to say to me, Hi, Hazy, what you've been
Speaker 3: up to? I would say good, thanks, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: it would be really awkward, hard for me to backtrack
Speaker 3: and steer the conversation in the right direction.
Speaker 1: And then inevitably, when you mess up some small talk,
Speaker 1: you beat yourself up for the rest of the day
Speaker 1: and just being like why am I?
Speaker 3: So you wake up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3: I say that helped me out brains a.
Speaker 1: Lot of pressure though. With small talk, you have to
Speaker 1: admit you've got a small frame of time to make
Speaker 1: an impression, and if you mess it up.
Speaker 3: Then you just first impressions or everything. Aren't they so truing?
Speaker 3: You're trying to be funny as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you go with one of the great
Speaker 1: legends of the sporting commentary world at Channel seventh.
Speaker 3: Oh, you've touched on this before. When I first met
Speaker 3: Bruce mcavany and I was at an awards night and
Speaker 3: he's so lovely that I just started working Channel seven.
Speaker 3: I only done two or three packages, and he watches stories,
Speaker 3: big stories and stuff, and he watched the news and
Speaker 3: he said, oh, I've seen some of your stuff. It's
Speaker 3: it's quite good.
Speaker 2: What on?
Speaker 3: And I said to him, thinking it was funny, I've
Speaker 3: actually seen some of your work as well. It's not bad.
Speaker 3: And then as soon as the moment I supposed to oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just joking. Of course I've seen stuff, someone grabbed
Speaker 3: him and said, Bruce, this way, we need to go here.
Speaker 3: So he left without laughing, and then it was like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: I just need that Toime again. I was joking, I was.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him since I.
Speaker 3: Never brought it up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, but's got a memory like no other.
Speaker 1: So he's so nice. The thing about Bruce mcavoney is
Speaker 1: he's a legend, right, and all you want to talk
Speaker 1: about when you're meeting meet him is him, and he'll
Speaker 1: just turn the conversation on you all the time. Soberzarre,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Bruce goes how are you? And You're like, who cares? Bruce?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Small talk gone wrong? Catherine? Tell us please?
Speaker 5: Oh Hi, I will at a part with my kids.
Speaker 5: And there was another lady with a hair child and
Speaker 5: two of its large and I asked her when she
Speaker 5: was Jue, what is said her next child? Well, she
Speaker 5: didn't really say anything. She just said or she did.
Speaker 5: She just said, I'm not having another baby yet. You
Speaker 5: put me on the spot because I was like, where do.
Speaker 1: You go from there? Though? Catherine, like once you said,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, I just said that.
Speaker 5: I think I went over and looked after my kids
Speaker 5: and I'm not sorry, you know.
Speaker 3: Is in my thoughts on Stewie Jude, do you think.
Speaker 4: I'm dragging.
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 8: I had a massive crush on Vince Colossmo and later on,
Speaker 8: like twenty years ago, when I finally got to meet him,
Speaker 8: I was so nervous and I turned around instead of
Speaker 8: saying that I was his biggest fan, I said you're
Speaker 8: my biggest fan.
Speaker 9: I was so embarrased.
Speaker 8: I had a photo with him and I couldn't get
Speaker 8: out of there.
Speaker 5: He's not a funny STU.
Speaker 6: Which is great.
Speaker 3: It's your lucky Davids.
Speaker 1: Did we have a similar thing with Peter Meladowskis when
Speaker 1: he was leaving and he went to say, oh, you
Speaker 1: know you can call me anytime?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes he did. He said something on the lines
Speaker 3: of if there's if there's anything anything, if there's anything
Speaker 3: you guys can do for me, let me know, And
Speaker 3: then he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait no, no, just reverse.
Speaker 1: That's because we've stopped and looking anything we could do
Speaker 1: for you talking about.
Speaker 3: Let you know, that sounds pretty good. Listen, awkward chat,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's pretty good. This This is hard to
Speaker 3: get your head around. Two pilots reportedly fell asleep for
Speaker 3: twenty eight minutes on a flight through Indonesia. What two pilots? So,
Speaker 3: what you do is when you've got two pilots. If
Speaker 3: one falls asleep, you make sure the second one.
Speaker 1: Doesn't cost Yeah, it's a rotation system.
Speaker 3: But then when they both fall asleep, Oh, you're in
Speaker 3: all sorts of things. You're really relying too heavily and
Speaker 3: auto pilots.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to diminish the role of pilots at all.
Speaker 1: But how much when you fly a plane is it
Speaker 1: all done for you? And how much are you genuinely
Speaker 1: in control?
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty solid, but you don't want to
Speaker 3: rely on it too much. They do you?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: According to a prelim report release on the weekend by
Speaker 3: the National Transportation Safety Committee, that's a KNKT crazy Christmas parties.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you've ever been to a k
Speaker 3: and KT Christmas party, oh my gosh, hangover for months,
Speaker 3: weren't you. Both pilots fell asleep at the same time
Speaker 3: for almost half an hour, leading to the plane going
Speaker 3: off course. All one hundred and fifty three passengers landed
Speaker 3: safely in Jakarta and there are no injuries reported. But
Speaker 3: what about when you're sitting there and just stay every
Speaker 3: sort a few minutes you're waiting for the captain to
Speaker 3: speak and just nothing. All right, here he goes nothing.
Speaker 3: Guys are just guys are just chucking z's around this snooze.
Speaker 1: Jeremy, you're awake, Not Stephen, you're awake.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. When have you fallen asleep at
Speaker 3: an inappropriate time? Quite randomly? Let's just bring news reader
Speaker 3: Abbey into this. Anything you want to add to this
Speaker 3: particular story. I mean, could you contribute to that question?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon apps?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a few times.
Speaker 11: Let's just say I've either not waken up or I
Speaker 11: have had a little nap at a time that I
Speaker 11: shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 11: It happens when you get up at three o'clock in
Speaker 11: the morning, three thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm tired as an I get it. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're the mumped two sausage dogs. It's a lot
Speaker 1: on your plate. Yeah. However, falling asleep on the couch
Speaker 1: here at nover while you're supposed to be reading the news,
Speaker 1: I mean, this question marks and but you know what,
Speaker 1: at least you had no one else to blame but yourself.
Speaker 1: So if, for example, of you and I, if you
Speaker 1: would have fall asleep while we're supposed to be on air. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I fell asleep at the same time. Who's drugging
Speaker 1: the shit?
Speaker 3: Well that's a very good point. And you've seen me
Speaker 3: fall asleep. Well I've been standing up before because I
Speaker 3: can do that. I can absolutely.
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, I don't have an excuse.
Speaker 11: I was sick, no one was here, everyone was holidays,
Speaker 11: I was dying, and I just couldn't be bothered.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have an excuse. And then you've just
Speaker 1: losted off eighteen.
Speaker 3: I remember back in the day when I was casanova,
Speaker 3: and I would never encourage your sort of behavior. But
Speaker 3: I remember after a really big night. Of course I
Speaker 3: was completely sober. I need to absolutely stamp down on that.
Speaker 3: But I was just a little bit sleep the prift
Speaker 3: and I remember genuinely behind the wheel aut of traffic
Speaker 3: light focus. What while you're driving the casanova caa getting
Speaker 3: woken up by a co casanova a little bit dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a different time, guys, it was a different time.
Speaker 1: I Andrew.
Speaker 11: Dody. Surely, with two jobs and four children, you've had
Speaker 11: a snooze at an inappropriate time.
Speaker 1: I have to say, on Saturday night when the whole
Speaker 1: family was over for a barbecue. There was like a
Speaker 1: little outdoor couch and one of my kids said to me, Mum,
Speaker 1: every time I looked over at you, you were like blinking,
Speaker 1: like trying to stay awake. There are moments like that.
Speaker 3: There's no question it's good, isn't it? Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: When have you fallen asleep at an inappropriate time? Because
Speaker 3: sometimes sleeps just whacks your right between the face.
Speaker 1: Do you know when you have fallen asleep in an
Speaker 1: inappropriate time? Every time I start talking about my netball team.
Speaker 3: And we're talking about the time where two pilots that
Speaker 3: were flying to Jitkada just fell up. It swept for
Speaker 3: twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: Twenty that's a fair time to be at. However, a
Speaker 1: thousand feet without anyone in control at the wheel.
Speaker 3: It was a little charter plane here, one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty three person plane. Both parts were just shucking some
Speaker 3: z's around. Sure, that's just catching up. Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we put it out there the inappropriate times that you've
Speaker 3: fallen asleep, because I don't want to make too much,
Speaker 3: I want to draw too much attention to it. But
Speaker 3: our very good friend news to have a couple of
Speaker 3: times let the team down, mistimed her sleep. Let's put
Speaker 3: it that way.
Speaker 11: You do get up early, though done, very good friend,
Speaker 11: we're not friends anymore.
Speaker 1: You've come to Come on, mate, we've been through worse.
Speaker 2: Than I do.
Speaker 11: Get up early, and yeah, I just haven't been been
Speaker 11: burning the candle at both ends.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well it's mad March, we get it. My
Speaker 1: life is just mad March on steroids.
Speaker 3: But yeah's mad January as well, February.
Speaker 1: It's going to end. Good morning. And but who fell
Speaker 1: asleep at an inappropriate moment?
Speaker 12: That's my partner, Dylan. He's from the UK and he
Speaker 12: used to work in the police.
Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, he was on an night.
Speaker 12: Shift and there was this emergency call through which.
Speaker 13: They were on the way to.
Speaker 12: But he must have been coming down with something because
Speaker 12: he was feeling flat and he fell asleep on the
Speaker 12: way and he woke up to all like the blue
Speaker 12: lights and the sirens and people in handcuffed and he
Speaker 12: basically missed.
Speaker 9: The whole thing.
Speaker 3: So what was he was he in the front seat
Speaker 3: or what was going on?
Speaker 12: He must have been Leah the passenger, So he just
Speaker 12: asleep in the front and everyone else handled it.
Speaker 3: So you said he's a former cop, did that he's
Speaker 3: dismissal or he just moved on to a different job
Speaker 3: and he did.
Speaker 6: It in the UK.
Speaker 13: Now he's in Australia.
Speaker 1: He got deported. Wow, thank you so much. You're in
Speaker 1: the running for first class and fifty K just for
Speaker 1: being on air. Pat who fell asleep at an inopportune time.
Speaker 6: I used to work in the family court for many years,
Speaker 6: and you know, when your blood sugar gets flowered around
Speaker 6: three o'clock in the afternoon and you listened to boring
Speaker 6: cross examination, I'd fall asleep in front of the litigants
Speaker 6: and the parties and then you know, and that was
Speaker 6: always very embarrassing. So you start to develop some tactics
Speaker 6: like I'd eat the inside of my cheek, or I'd
Speaker 6: have ice water in front of me just to keep.
Speaker 3: Awake out so you would not off quite like on
Speaker 3: the red or you'd always stop yourself.
Speaker 6: Well, sometimes I doze off and then that would be embarrassing,
Speaker 6: and then other times you'd be buying the inside of
Speaker 6: my cheek to the point where it bled. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: just stay awake.
Speaker 1: Quite often in court, look at the sheriff's officers and
Speaker 1: their shifts are quite small short, but my god, sometimes
Speaker 1: I think how to hour not nodding off?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And we used to have to make sure that
Speaker 6: the judge always had ice water as well, because they
Speaker 6: would doze off at times as well.
Speaker 1: Guilty, that wakes you up.
Speaker 3: I'm getting vibes in the Simpsons. You know that episode
Speaker 3: you probably don't know. Joe's where it's APO's involved and
Speaker 3: home is in court and he's asleep.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yes, I'd like to bring something to their
Speaker 1: goods attention. Give those glasses to the bailift.
Speaker 3: You just need to get those glass Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Danny who fell asleep at the wrong time.
Speaker 13: Well after we had a four day pass with the clipstore,
Speaker 13: and by day three I just needed a little nap
Speaker 13: under the tree, little reach.
Speaker 1: Okay, n how on earth are you falling asleep with
Speaker 1: the noise of those sleeper gas going. I'm very easy.
Speaker 13: Really napped it out for an hour and then I
Speaker 13: was good to go.
Speaker 4: Good on you.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, that's awesome. You can sleep through the noise
Speaker 3: of clips.
Speaker 1: Gosh, Danny, did you sleep with those what are those
Speaker 1: fighter JITs that go past?
Speaker 13: Quite possibly I don't remember seeing.
Speaker 1: Them, so maybe well done, Emelily. I'm going to you fall.
Speaker 14: Asleep wedding guys. After a big night out, I had
Speaker 14: basically a specialist appointment at the at the eye specialists,
Speaker 14: and then I ended up, like you know, sitting in
Speaker 14: a chair, and then I just was dozing off, and
Speaker 14: as a person is as I promised to, trying to
Speaker 14: wake me up and saying hey, you're right, I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: I'm a right, So I know you're you're snoring. I was, oh,
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, it's just when I was shinning the bright
Speaker 14: light though in my eyes, I just kept dozing off,
Speaker 14: and because I had a late night the night before,
Speaker 14: and it just kept happening. So I forty five minute
Speaker 14: appointment was turned into like an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so so really they didn't jam your eyes open,
Speaker 3: did they. So every time they're trying to look at
Speaker 3: your eyes and you were like just blinking off.
Speaker 14: I'm trying to keep my eyes open, but then they're
Speaker 14: just rolling back and I'm just like just going like snoring,
Speaker 14: and then they nudge of me, saying you're pulling asleep.
Speaker 14: I'm like, oh no, no, I'm not like yeah, you're snoring.
Speaker 2: I was like, I love that.
Speaker 1: They're trying to test Amelio's eyes and they're like, Emelio,
Speaker 1: can you read the bottom line over there? What are
Speaker 1: you saying? Just black mate, all black.
Speaker 3: We spoke about a couple of pilots who were flying
Speaker 3: across Indonesia. Yeah, who just went off track for twenty
Speaker 3: eight minutes because they both fell asleep. Unbelievable situation. That's
Speaker 3: where we've got the captain and you've got a backup pilot,
Speaker 3: so if something happens to one, then the other can
Speaker 3: take over. When you both fall, it's just disaster.
Speaker 1: As long as that drinks trolley was still in operation,
Speaker 1: I don't think the passages would have known what was
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Well that's a very very good point, isn't it. And
Speaker 3: most importantly, the drinks trolley wasn't sort of visiting the
Speaker 3: captain and his co pilot as well. That's that's something
Speaker 3: that we have since learned that it wasn't that untoward.
Speaker 3: But what I can tell you is some of the
Speaker 3: other things that have come to light very very.
Speaker 1: Concerning at a larming, Oh what's happened here?
Speaker 3: So, I mean there's a positive from the situation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because what we've found out is that these two blokes
Speaker 3: are actually massive fans of the show. And that's a great,
Speaker 3: great thing, is really huge fans of the show.
Speaker 1: I didn't matter.
Speaker 3: We would have thought that when they're flying from A
Speaker 3: to B, particularly in some of these long haul flights
Speaker 3: in between Indonesia, they're actually listening to Nova nine one
Speaker 3: nine DC.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to get on the standby least for
Speaker 1: firstcent and fifty G.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'll tell you what. At nine o'clock when Nordies
Speaker 3: at nine comes on, ches the boys up and about usually,
Speaker 3: but on this particular occasion, oh, clearly they both fell asleep,
Speaker 3: did they. Would you believe that we've actually got hold
Speaker 3: of the black bar from that situation?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Oh, and we're in a bit of trouble, I think
Speaker 3: in this particular situation. When I say we, I mean
Speaker 3: probably you. So let's just listen to what the black
Speaker 3: box tells us in the exact moment, unfortunately, where these
Speaker 3: two pilots fell asleep.
Speaker 2: Captain, this is air control. Do you read me?
Speaker 1: In the networks, we like to call it writing.
Speaker 2: You captain and co captain, this is air control.
Speaker 1: Wake up immediately, so a player should basically be on
Speaker 1: your ship the whole time, on your back.
Speaker 2: Captain. This is an emergency wake up.
Speaker 1: And there's been some language that's been used that has
Speaker 1: been control like girl shaking hands at the end, going
Speaker 1: like don't touch me, you bleep, that kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: Captain, if you're asleep, wake up, respond as.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's dangerous. It's dangerous that netball chat. Over
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty lives are in danger because of
Speaker 3: your netball chat. It's awful time. And I've got to
Speaker 3: say it on a long hall flight.
Speaker 1: And to be fair, how did they get hold of
Speaker 1: the offer conversation.
Speaker 3: As isn't it? That's part of the extras f the podcast.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to poke holes in this story,
Speaker 1: but you can only get access to the black box
Speaker 1: when the plane actually crashes. Everyone.
Speaker 3: We've got special access to that as well. There's certainly
Speaker 3: a message in this. I feel like it's not about
Speaker 3: netball because I tell you what Adelaide Thunderbirds, Yes, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 3: top notch chat Adelai B three Wildcats.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right. That hurts even more because we didn't
Speaker 1: make finals.
Speaker 3: You still managed to inject a little bit bigger. Just
Speaker 3: the most important thing in this life is that we
Speaker 3: leave a good impression, and we leave our slogan, and
Speaker 3: we do things that make the next generations remember us
Speaker 3: in a good.
Speaker 1: Way, leave a physical and emotional imprint.
Speaker 3: Spot On. Couldn't have said it better myself at Yeah,
Speaker 3: I couldn't find the words. A transplant surgeon find twelve
Speaker 3: thousand dollars and he's lost his medical license after burning
Speaker 3: his initials into a patient's organs. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say that again a little bit slower.
Speaker 1: What he's burnt his initials into patient's organs?
Speaker 3: Yes, because he's just trying to leave his mark on
Speaker 3: the future generations. Okay, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 3: So that's what I'm talking about. When you really, really
Speaker 3: quite literally leave a nice little imprint of your life. Wow,
Speaker 3: we maybe it's on someone's organs. Yeah, what's your little slogan?
Speaker 1: Oh my slogan?
Speaker 3: Did you ever sort of graffiti things around the place?
Speaker 1: I wasn't a big graffitier.
Speaker 3: Were you back in the day? Were you were Jody
Speaker 3: Oddie was here?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Because that wasn't a name for a start, It was.
Speaker 3: I mean, that was predicting your feature.
Speaker 1: Literally two marriages ago. So no, if I had written that,
Speaker 1: it would have been Jody Williams was here. I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm on the back of a few toilet cubical somewhere.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, okay, drop your phone number. And because that's outrageous,
Speaker 3: that's real, like Midwest American truck stop tup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I grew up in Hobart, mate.
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to go down.
Speaker 1: I'm very very dark, but I don't think i'd be
Speaker 1: to a tool that qupical that it hasn't had graffiti
Speaker 1: on the back of it down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, Okay, some of the messages are quite outrageous.
Speaker 1: An't but yeah they can be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to leave my mark. I've got
Speaker 3: three kids coming through and I want them to be like,
Speaker 3: you know what dad was remembered for something really really positive,
Speaker 3: for example. And if you come over here to the desk,
Speaker 3: you'll see that there's all sorts of little slogans that
Speaker 3: I've just inscripted all over the desk.
Speaker 1: Well, you do do a lot of like inscribing on
Speaker 1: the desk, which is very naughty, and you shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. They're a bunch of doodles. And it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter what your message is as long as it's
Speaker 3: a positive one. Okay, this is a positive message. Look,
Speaker 3: they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, look at them.
Speaker 3: Look at that one. Isn't he a big handsome fellow?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what it is this particular boke. His
Speaker 3: name was Simon Bramble. He's a surgeon, so branded initials
Speaker 3: under patients of liver during a transplant, leading to his
Speaker 3: loss of a medical license. The incident was one of
Speaker 3: two at a hospital in Birmingham, England. So he claimed
Speaker 3: it was a stress relieving act.
Speaker 1: Wow. So did he do it on people that had
Speaker 1: died or people that he operated on and lived?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, from recovering patients. What it wasn't my dead bodies?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: These people out there with his initials on their liver.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 3: What about body trick? Isn't it when you show you mate?
Speaker 3: So I have a look at the liver. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: got the spokes initials on it.
Speaker 1: What about me though? Oh well, I mean if they
Speaker 1: were dead, that's okay, that's ok.
Speaker 3: Have very very morbid. He was convicted of assault. He
Speaker 3: was fined and deemed arrogant by the medical practitioners tribunals.
Speaker 1: It is a bit egotistical.
Speaker 3: It is a little bit egotistically.
Speaker 1: Initials on someone else's liver stick.
Speaker 3: To drawing doodles around the place much less harmful. I
Speaker 3: will not be convicted of assault, I will not be fined.
Speaker 3: I will not be deemed arrogant. I dare say, by Nova,
Speaker 3: I'll be deemed awesome. A drawing deck.
Speaker 1: Okay, if it makes you feel better when I die,
Speaker 1: you can engrave a doodle on my livery.
Speaker 3: Doodles on your forehead, can put it out. It's bliss.
Speaker 1: All the family comes for reviewing, they're like, oh that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm off in the corner just giggling. What du what
Speaker 3: the fork?
Speaker 1: Please please please get involved in this segment. These are
Speaker 1: the things that you look at you go what the
Speaker 1: fork is that about? And four double o nine one
Speaker 1: nine at nine one nine is the text line. If
Speaker 1: you want to text us through what you're what the fork?
Speaker 1: We're having to run with it and go with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all content for us, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely know those things You just look and you go, oh,
Speaker 3: what dull? What the fork.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And yesterday I was saying what the fork? And
Speaker 1: it got me thinking about weird expressions. I'm thirteen, twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. I find that most families have these little
Speaker 1: sayings that they have in house, saying, but yesterday you
Speaker 1: dropped one on air. Can we just have a little
Speaker 1: can we go back and have a little listen please?
Speaker 3: A little bit so the little tiddley weak bits of
Speaker 3: information that you need, tiddley week bits of information? Am
Speaker 3: I right there? A little tiddley big bits of information?
Speaker 3: And just to finish that off, we threw to Abby
Speaker 3: and yes, I said, is it right? She said no,
Speaker 3: it's not right. She said what's wrong with you? Which
Speaker 3: was a whole different conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think the expression is tidbits?
Speaker 3: Ah right, Yes, thank you, thank you for the education.
Speaker 1: If you like your tid bits, you want to say
Speaker 1: tiddling wink bits, it's entirely up to you. My friends,
Speaker 1: Race twenty four ten, please get involved this morning.
Speaker 3: No doubt. The already have got a couple of very
Speaker 3: unique expressions.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I didn't know this down because we have
Speaker 1: so many. I think one of the big ones is like,
Speaker 1: if you're saying you're joking me. We always say you're
Speaker 1: terry joking me.
Speaker 4: Ah, of course.
Speaker 1: Eat a bowl is a big one in now now.
Speaker 3: Of stuff like cereal. Yeah, like a bowl of tariarchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's one I think.
Speaker 3: Actually concertain, I think. And news reader said that to
Speaker 3: me a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not rocket salad. The other one we like
Speaker 1: to go, that's good. I like that you've got someone
Speaker 1: in your family with bindy.
Speaker 7: Bin says stuff that she just thinks are real sayings,
Speaker 7: but they're not. She's just missed it, kind of like
Speaker 7: the you know, tidbits and living bits. The one that
Speaker 7: I always say because I find it hilarious and that
Speaker 7: stumps people is oh, how the turns of table? It's
Speaker 7: my favorite thing. I know, how the turns of table?
Speaker 4: And everyone goes, you know that's not the same, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's brilliant.
Speaker 7: And then Georgia, one of our coworkers, every single time
Speaker 7: she wants to agree with you and go absolutely, she
Speaker 7: goes absolutly abs And it's my.
Speaker 1: Favorite when you do it on purpose and people look
Speaker 1: like like you're an idiot. You like, I know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing.
Speaker 4: It's half the fun. I really like that. It's not
Speaker 4: rocket salad. That's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can use it, thank.
Speaker 3: You, and also just adding a little bit more to
Speaker 3: really really further the point. For example, pardon me very much,
Speaker 3: an excuse me very very much, Oh dare you very much, Joanne?
Speaker 1: If we didn't realize that we do that a lot,
Speaker 1: but it was pointed out.
Speaker 7: Every day constantly, and I do. Yeah, you guys add
Speaker 7: very much to everything.
Speaker 3: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 1: So thirteen twenty four to ten, please get involved this morning.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear your little in house expressions that
Speaker 1: you and your family use make each other.
Speaker 2: Laugh quite the port what the pork, the.
Speaker 1: What the four this morning, those stupid funny expressions that
Speaker 1: have a home you and your family. The little in
Speaker 1: jokes you outed yourself with this joke yesterday when you said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is this.
Speaker 2: A little a little bit so?
Speaker 3: The little tiddley weak bits of information that you need
Speaker 3: tiddley week bits of information my right, their apps?
Speaker 1: Since am I right there?
Speaker 3: Abs?
Speaker 1: You look at ABS for confirmation? No, absolutely, you're not
Speaker 1: right completely.
Speaker 3: Injorrects her head.
Speaker 11: Yeah, why would you come to be for support because
Speaker 11: I never give you any that's.
Speaker 1: The last place you should go thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: We'd love to take your calls this morning. Let's go
Speaker 1: to Laura from GAULA. Good morning, Laura, good morning. Good.
Speaker 1: What's your expression that you like to use.
Speaker 11: Cool and gravy instead of gravy gravy gravy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sort of gravy chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. Little I think if you if you
Speaker 3: YouTube as well, think called wanker banker. Yeah, it's one
Speaker 3: of the great sketches. This is one of the things
Speaker 3: he says, what old things glacious?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Laura.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? We add delicious to the end
Speaker 1: of most names or descriptions of things.
Speaker 3: So thinking my son Sammy and Samy.
Speaker 14: Delicious, my daughters La la la la literious. Delicious is
Speaker 14: the dog.
Speaker 3: Coming from the most list, the more jail.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right about it.
Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Joe. Hey, Joe, go on, then go on.
Speaker 9: So instead of coincidence, we use coolinkydink Oh yeah, absolute
Speaker 9: top shelf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, it's good. Do you have any others there?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: We do so instead of fresh avocado, it's free shiv
Speaker 9: arketers very embarrassing when you order it.
Speaker 4: Yes, a free.
Speaker 3: See. That's the same sort of vibes is when we
Speaker 3: go to our subway back and they when real funny
Speaker 3: as teenagers. Yeah, and instead of saying, how you ask
Speaker 3: for jelapanos and the guys like, oh god, I've heard
Speaker 3: this four times a week.
Speaker 4: I totally stood up my house mate.
Speaker 7: She's vegan, and anytime we went to a restaurant, she go,
Speaker 7: I'm just checking because I'm vegan.
Speaker 1: Lucy, you have to hit us with your expression, please, Hi, guys.
Speaker 10: So mine is from me messing it up years ago,
Speaker 10: and now we our family just use it as something
Speaker 10: we say when someone's done something good and I'm not
Speaker 10: a pretty face.
Speaker 4: I love it so much.
Speaker 3: It's very good. Jesus, some good ones out there as well.
Speaker 3: Keep the text coming through it full double nine nine.
Speaker 3: But if you've got one thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: I'm so going to my Grangrossers today when I do
Speaker 1: my fruit and bed sholling. Can I have a fresher
Speaker 1: for Kudu, h Joe.
Speaker 3: Delicious and hazy? Oh gosh, oh no, what's happening here? Emergency? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right, it's an emergency intervention. Oh and I'm sorry Jodes,
Speaker 3: this has taken so long, but you look, some things
Speaker 3: have happened over the last a few days. If you're
Speaker 3: just tuning in for the first time, to describe Jody's
Speaker 3: eyeball right now, it's very very yellow. And that's that's
Speaker 3: aftermath of a popped blood vessel, which happened on what
Speaker 3: Wednesday night?
Speaker 14: Was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I genuinely thought this was all over. I thought
Speaker 1: it's healing, it's fine, We're done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, in his space, I thought so too. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm moving forward, and that's why I've brought the whole
Speaker 3: team together. Excellent, because it's not good enough. Morning, yeah,
Speaker 3: good morning everybody. Time for an intervention. Because we are
Speaker 3: a rock solid team. We like to move forward. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to kick things off. I for one, am
Speaker 3: ready to move forward. Because what I got to think
Speaker 3: about over the weekend was if I was in your shoes,
Speaker 3: Joe's and I caught that much stick, I mean I
Speaker 3: would just be seeing red. So it's not good enough,
Speaker 3: and I feel like we can go forward in a
Speaker 3: positive space.
Speaker 11: Is in the USA apps just that you know, obviously
Speaker 11: we're really sorry. You're looking much better today, okay, And
Speaker 11: I think so that there was a bit of an
Speaker 11: issue over the weekend. Zoe, did you come back on
Speaker 11: the red eye?
Speaker 7: I'm a little tired. I came in from Melbourne read
Speaker 7: out this morning. But Joe, it's like, aside from all that,
Speaker 7: I can even I can, she looks, she looks amazing.
Speaker 7: That isn't eye catching out.
Speaker 3: It get a spot on. Well done?
Speaker 2: So thank you.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's let's let's point in a different direction. It
Speaker 3: is seriously catching.
Speaker 1: Every way you walk, eyes just follow you.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's so true.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's so true. Anything you want to say.
Speaker 1: I just don't think we want to lose sight of
Speaker 1: the importance here and we just want to make sure
Speaker 1: you're okay.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, can I say something sure so I don't
Speaker 1: see myself coming back to work tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, that's good. What I'll leave you in
Speaker 3: is that we're a tight knit group and there's certainly
Speaker 3: no iron team, but there definitely is an eye and
Speaker 3: Jodie and how ready is it? Joes, you're the captain
Speaker 3: of this team. You are the fearless captain. Okay, so
Speaker 3: if you want us to stop, just say stop stop captain.
Speaker 1: Now, that's a job.
Speaker 2: That's a joke.
Speaker 3: That's a job. Job, that's a terrible job, because despite
Speaker 3: her genuinely read complexion, today you can still deliver an
Speaker 3: award winning joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, and we do not endorse this behavior whatsoever.
Speaker 1: But news reader Abby spent a little bit of time
Speaker 1: in the sun on the weekend. It's now paying the
Speaker 1: price in the form of some third degree sunburn. I
Speaker 1: don't have third degree sunburn.
Speaker 3: Fourth degree, yeah, fifth degree degree something.
Speaker 11: Yes, she's a little sore, but she'll be fine by tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you lead us so courageously each and every week.
Speaker 3: Do you want to kick off the Monday morning joke
Speaker 3: of yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 11: All right, So I actually went to a music festival
Speaker 11: over the weekend. Yeah, and boy, you got so bun
Speaker 11: and a pull out's the joke. And a police officer
Speaker 11: came up to me with one of those drug dogs.
Speaker 11: He said, excuse me, but the dog's telling me that
Speaker 11: you're on something.
Speaker 1: I said, well, that's a bit rich coming from you,
Speaker 1: because you're the one talking to the.
Speaker 3: Dog's okay, I think we're heading in a pretty good direction.
Speaker 1: Well guess what happened. So I did some online shopping
Speaker 1: and I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon,
Speaker 1: very un brand for you. Yeah, I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: Explain it. Then, do you get it? Hazy? Do you
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 11: Because there's this thing about like the witch comes first,
Speaker 11: was going to rewive?
Speaker 3: Yes, I get it because sometimes a notoriously late. Yes,
Speaker 3: I understand the joke. Let's round this up as well.
Speaker 3: Please get involved. Send as a joke for double nine
Speaker 3: nine nine one nine. So a family's driving behind a
Speaker 3: garbage truck when a very special toy, if you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, flies out and thumbs against the windshield.
Speaker 3: Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the
Speaker 3: mother turns around and says, don't worry, dear, that was
Speaker 3: just an insect.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: The boy replies, I'm surprised you could get off the
Speaker 3: ground with a doodle like that.
Speaker 11: Come old, Abs, that deserve more. I don't want to
Speaker 11: laugh too hard because old costs.
Speaker 3: I don't think ABS gets it. Explain to Pace, Explain