WEBVTT - Jodie Absolutely Butchered A Conversation With This Adelaide Crow 🐦‍⬛ 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:01.000 We got. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:02.880 Every day? 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.520 Hey, how are I? Oh good? Oh gie? Weather's pretty good? 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.080 Yeah yeah, up to much this weekend? 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.040 Yeah good? Thanks? 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:17.960 Got any holidays planned? 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.120 Oh yeah? No, good. Thanks. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.120 That's a very bad example of small talk gone wrong. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:28.720 And we've all had those encounters, haven't we. Where we've 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:31.880 walked away from a conversation that you forced into and 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.839 just gone, mate, you're an absolute idiot. Why'd you say that? 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:37.400 Why'd your brain take you down that path? 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.320 What on earth is wrong with you? Why can't you 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.400 just have a conversation with a complete stranger and have 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:45.400 it been normal? A very embarrassing moment for me necessitated 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.560 a conversation about small talk. 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:48.360 All right? 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:52.680 And I was perusing Instagram and I found this guy who, 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.480 every time he jumps in the car just makes a 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.480 habit of pretending that his girlfriend is an Uber driver, 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.000 and so he proceeds to make small talk with her 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.479 and films that have a listen, you've been. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:09.120 Made or you started or is this your full time job? 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.240 Or hell, you been doing this for job? 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:12.200 Driving cars? 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.520 I'm rough, Uber, shut up? 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:16.120 Follow cricket? 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:20.480 Seriously stop the NFL W final. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:21.759 Can you stop? 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.120 I'm trying to drive NBL is getting bigger in it. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:29.280 I love it. I absolutely love a little a little 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.680 awkward chat that's chocks chat on Instagram as well, pick 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.600 up somebody's work. He's a very very funny boy. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.240 Okay, that's that would be you getting into a bit. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.680 But I can guarantee it you'll go to Yeah, you would. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.920 You would channel your se and vibes and just talk 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.800 sport the whole time, even if the Uber driver had 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:46.880 no interest in sport. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.120 In a sport, oh h, what are we talking for? 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.240 W cool crows and going all right, aren't they all 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.280 that sort of stuff. There's so many different angles. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.400 So speaking of sport and small talk and. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:02:01.120 The crows, you've got anice little sorry of it. Every 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.760 very awkward interaction with the crows. Big man. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:04.520 Yeah. 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:07.600 Rather so I saw Riley O'Brien, who's so lovely, he's 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.720 so nice, and I ran into him. I was leaving 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.480 the gym and he was coming into the gym, and 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:12.960 it was one of those situations where you got to 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.960 talk to each other because it's just there's nowhere to run, 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:16.919 no where to hide. Not that I was wanting to run, 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.320 but he's yeah anyway, So we were just talking I'm like, oh, hey, mate, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:21.480 how are you going? What have you been up to? 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.480 Blah blah blah, And then we sort of ran out 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.360 a small talk and he's like, oh, so you all 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.919 finished up, are you? And I said, oh, yeah, just 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.720 snuck in a little pump class. And I said, oh, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.200 a few of your teammates are up there, a few 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.280 of the boys because of the Crow's Boys train it 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.040 next gen and and he goes, yeah, yeah, I know 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.080 the boys are up there. We've just done some hill running. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.920 And I'm like okay, I said, yeah, I think I 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:42.720 think a few of them are a bit jealous looking 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.079 through into the pump class because it's all class right, 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.720 And I was like, you know, I had pretty heavy, 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.760 like five kilos on each end, and I proceeded to 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.040 do like a little mini squad, like a pump squad. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.600 Oh jeez, right. I was like, well, I don't matter. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:57.840 I don't know where to put my hands here, I 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.840 don't know where to work, try to look what's happening. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:05.320 You just kind of looked at me like what is 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.200 wrong with you? And then I walked off and immediately 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:12.200 pulled that face. The minute he couldn't see me, that 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.480 that face of what the what did you say that? 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.280 What did you pretend to do a pump squat for 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.800 in front of Riley O'Brien and proceed to say your 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:23.959 teammates would be a bit jealous because I was carrying 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.280 ten kilos on my shoulders. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.000 I am in a situation like that. I'll got one 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.840 for you. This will impress him. Do this like a 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.200 little dance in front of him. See what happens. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.640 Your small talk encounter though with the footballer a former footballer, 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:39.560 was even worse than my. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.440 Riley o brian welcome producers on me. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:43.360 Hello, Yes, it was, it was really bad. 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.119 It was my first day here at Nover and there 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.040 is a bit of a footy icon thattworks as part 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:55.480 of the Nova family, and that is Tim Geniverer. And 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.640 I wasn't much of a footy go and I started 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:58.080 it Nover. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:58.680 I am now. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:02.040 I forced myself to be to this and Timmy was 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.080 working commercially, so he was my boss. And so he 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.120 took me around the building and good boss, lovely bloke 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.200 as well. Like Timmy, anyone who knows him knows he's 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.120 a bloody jet And we were just chatting and stuff, 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.560 and we were talking about footy. He goes, you follow 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.920 footy and I went, yeah, yeah, I like pot power, 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:21.560 Yeah I follow Port a little bit. Yeah yeah, that 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.720 was my first problem, and the oh yeah cool cool. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.840 I went, yeah, what about you? You went to footy? 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:27.920 Oh my god. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:33.159 He's a multiple premiership winner for poor lazy seven. Oh 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.000 my goodness. And I said it in front of all 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:36.719 these other people that I'd never met, and when I 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.479 walked out, they all looked me and went, you did 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:41.960 not just ask Tim Ginnifer if he likes footy, let alone, 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.680 after saying you're a Port lad lead fan. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.800 The beautiful Tim Gineva, Yeah, we've just gone along with 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:46.680 you away. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:47.880 Yeah yeah, I fully footy. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:48.599 Yeah, Poort too. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.960 Yeah cool, he said nothing anyway. He still holds it 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.120 over my head now three years later. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.400 See for example, another seven time premiership player, Bruce Abneth. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.040 The last time I asked him if he'd won three 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.760 or four premierships, I think he definitely called me. Your 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:01.360 d were candid. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:02.880 I remember in the face. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.040 I remember when I was thirteen and my sister's three 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.120 years older than me. So when you're thirteen and your 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.960 sister's got sixteen year old girls coming to the house. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.600 It's a very nervous time human and you don't want 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.160 to stuff up. You don't you want to be seem 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.799 like a cool younger brother. I some of these girls 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:21.799 turned up and one of them said, get he Andrew, 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:28.719 and I said, oh, get he Andrew? What did I 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.960 What did I call it? Andrew? I've never forgot that moment. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.960 That is the most awkward that I've ever felt in 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:36.800 my entire life. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.320 At least you didn't say good, thanks, and you. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:43.760 Please let's do this this morning thirteen twenty four ten 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.520 small talk gone wrong? Because you have these encounters every 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:51.320 single day. Come when we come back, can you tell 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.280 that one in the kitchen about the channel seven? 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.760 Jeez, I've set some stuff. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:01.120 Right now. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.520 We're talking about awkward conversations. For example, Joe's if you 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.919 were to say to me, Hi, Hazy, what you've been 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:09.280 up to? I would say good, thanks, yeah, and then 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.400 it would be really awkward, hard for me to backtrack 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.600 and steer the conversation in the right direction. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.760 And then inevitably, when you mess up some small talk, 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.360 you beat yourself up for the rest of the day 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.359 and just being like why am I? 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.240 So you wake up in the middle of the night. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:23.080 Yeah, a lot. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.560 I say that helped me out brains a. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.279 Lot of pressure though. With small talk, you have to 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.920 admit you've got a small frame of time to make 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.839 an impression, and if you mess it up. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:35.239 Then you just first impressions or everything. Aren't they so truing? 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.559 You're trying to be funny as well? 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.520 Yeah, how do you go with one of the great 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.240 legends of the sporting commentary world at Channel seventh. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.000 Oh, you've touched on this before. When I first met 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.400 Bruce mcavany and I was at an awards night and 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.200 he's so lovely that I just started working Channel seven. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.320 I only done two or three packages, and he watches stories, 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.599 big stories and stuff, and he watched the news and 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.120 he said, oh, I've seen some of your stuff. It's 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:57.880 it's quite good. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:58.440 What on? 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.840 And I said to him, thinking it was funny, I've 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.719 actually seen some of your work as well. It's not bad. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.800 And then as soon as the moment I supposed to oh, 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.800 I'm just joking. Of course I've seen stuff, someone grabbed 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.480 him and said, Bruce, this way, we need to go here. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.200 So he left without laughing, and then it was like, oh, no, 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:20.040 I just need that Toime again. I was joking, I was. 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.960 Have you seen him since I. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:23.720 Never brought it up? 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:24.040 Yeah? 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.800 Right, but's got a memory like no other. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.080 So he's so nice. The thing about Bruce mcavoney is 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.680 he's a legend, right, and all you want to talk 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.280 about when you're meeting meet him is him, and he'll 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.200 just turn the conversation on you all the time. Soberzarre, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:38.560 isn't it. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.880 Bruce goes how are you? And You're like, who cares? Bruce? 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:41.560 How are you? 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.760 Small talk gone wrong? Catherine? Tell us please? 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.960 Oh Hi, I will at a part with my kids. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.400 And there was another lady with a hair child and 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.840 two of its large and I asked her when she 0:07:55.000 --> 0:08:03.280 was Jue, what is said her next child? Well, she 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.720 didn't really say anything. She just said or she did. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:10.520 She just said, I'm not having another baby yet. You 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:14.000 put me on the spot because I was like, where do. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.280 You go from there? Though? Catherine, like once you said, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.640 oh sorry, I just said that. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:23.400 I think I went over and looked after my kids 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:27.440 and I'm not sorry, you know. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:29.800 Is in my thoughts on Stewie Jude, do you think. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.000 I'm dragging. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:34.880 Hi? 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:39.360 I had a massive crush on Vince Colossmo and later on, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:43.240 like twenty years ago, when I finally got to meet him, 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.560 I was so nervous and I turned around instead of 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.720 saying that I was his biggest fan, I said you're 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:50.520 my biggest fan. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.000 I was so embarrased. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.319 I had a photo with him and I couldn't get 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:56.720 out of there. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.120 He's not a funny STU. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:00.920 Which is great. 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:02.840 It's your lucky Davids. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.440 Did we have a similar thing with Peter Meladowskis when 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.320 he was leaving and he went to say, oh, you 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:10.560 know you can call me anytime? 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.439 Yes, yes he did. He said something on the lines 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:18.800 of if there's if there's anything anything, if there's anything 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:24.200 you guys can do for me, let me know, And 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.480 then he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait no, no, just reverse. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:34.040 That's because we've stopped and looking anything we could do 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.280 for you talking about. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:40.280 Let you know, that sounds pretty good. Listen, awkward chat, 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:52.080 it's it's it's pretty good. This This is hard to 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.840 get your head around. Two pilots reportedly fell asleep for 0:09:55.920 --> 0:10:01.440 twenty eight minutes on a flight through Indonesia. What two pilots? So, 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.640 what you do is when you've got two pilots. If 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.520 one falls asleep, you make sure the second one. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.599 Doesn't cost Yeah, it's a rotation system. 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.520 But then when they both fall asleep, Oh, you're in 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.640 all sorts of things. You're really relying too heavily and 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:13.360 auto pilots. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:13.800 Yeah. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.360 I don't want to diminish the role of pilots at all. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.000 But how much when you fly a plane is it 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.359 all done for you? And how much are you genuinely 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:22.960 in control? 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.360 I think it's pretty solid, but you don't want to 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.760 rely on it too much. They do you? 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:27.280 Do? 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:27.880 You know what I mean? 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:28.360 Yeah? 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.480 According to a prelim report release on the weekend by 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:36.480 the National Transportation Safety Committee, that's a KNKT crazy Christmas parties. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.480 By the way, if you've ever been to a k 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.800 and KT Christmas party, oh my gosh, hangover for months, 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.640 weren't you. Both pilots fell asleep at the same time 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.760 for almost half an hour, leading to the plane going 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.640 off course. All one hundred and fifty three passengers landed 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:54.400 safely in Jakarta and there are no injuries reported. But 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.760 what about when you're sitting there and just stay every 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.560 sort a few minutes you're waiting for the captain to 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:07.880 speak and just nothing. All right, here he goes nothing. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.079 Guys are just guys are just chucking z's around this snooze. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:15.000 Jeremy, you're awake, Not Stephen, you're awake. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.080 Thirteen twenty four ten. When have you fallen asleep at 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.880 an inappropriate time? Quite randomly? Let's just bring news reader 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.640 Abbey into this. Anything you want to add to this 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.679 particular story. I mean, could you contribute to that question? 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:30.560 Do you reckon apps? 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:33.520 Yeah, a few times. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:37.760 Let's just say I've either not waken up or I 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.240 have had a little nap at a time that I 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:40.880 shouldn't have. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.120 Yeah, it happens. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.199 It happens when you get up at three o'clock in 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.640 the morning, three thirty in the morning. 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.240 I'm tired as an I get it. So yeah, yeah, 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.520 and you're the mumped two sausage dogs. It's a lot 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.680 on your plate. Yeah. However, falling asleep on the couch 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.840 here at nover while you're supposed to be reading the news, 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.760 I mean, this question marks and but you know what, 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.760 at least you had no one else to blame but yourself. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.599 So if, for example, of you and I, if you 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.719 would have fall asleep while we're supposed to be on air. Yeah, 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.200 and I fell asleep at the same time. Who's drugging 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:10.520 the shit? 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.440 Well that's a very good point. And you've seen me 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.400 fall asleep. Well I've been standing up before because I 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.280 can do that. I can absolutely. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.680 I was Yeah, I don't have an excuse. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.360 I was sick, no one was here, everyone was holidays, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.880 I was dying, and I just couldn't be bothered. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.400 No, I don't have an excuse. And then you've just 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:32.200 losted off eighteen. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.880 I remember back in the day when I was casanova, 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.480 and I would never encourage your sort of behavior. But 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.280 I remember after a really big night. Of course I 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.880 was completely sober. I need to absolutely stamp down on that. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.079 But I was just a little bit sleep the prift 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.079 and I remember genuinely behind the wheel aut of traffic 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:52.400 light focus. What while you're driving the casanova caa getting 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.880 woken up by a co casanova a little bit dangerous. Yeah, 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.480 it was a different time, guys, it was a different time. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.800 I Andrew. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.240 Dody. Surely, with two jobs and four children, you've had 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.120 a snooze at an inappropriate time. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.920 I have to say, on Saturday night when the whole 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.320 family was over for a barbecue. There was like a 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.800 little outdoor couch and one of my kids said to me, Mum, 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.040 every time I looked over at you, you were like blinking, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.760 like trying to stay awake. There are moments like that. 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.880 There's no question it's good, isn't it? Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.920 When have you fallen asleep at an inappropriate time? Because 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.880 sometimes sleeps just whacks your right between the face. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:32.960 Do you know when you have fallen asleep in an 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:39.320 inappropriate time? Every time I start talking about my netball team. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.839 And we're talking about the time where two pilots that 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.319 were flying to Jitkada just fell up. It swept for 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:48.120 twenty eight minutes. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:52.760 Twenty that's a fair time to be at. However, a 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.920 thousand feet without anyone in control at the wheel. 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.679 It was a little charter plane here, one hundred and 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.640 fifty three person plane. Both parts were just shucking some 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:06.240 z's around. Sure, that's just catching up. Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.240 we put it out there the inappropriate times that you've 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.600 fallen asleep, because I don't want to make too much, 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.199 I want to draw too much attention to it. But 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.040 our very good friend news to have a couple of 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.840 times let the team down, mistimed her sleep. Let's put 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:19.400 it that way. 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:21.800 You do get up early, though done, very good friend, 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.240 we're not friends anymore. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:28.040 You've come to Come on, mate, we've been through worse. 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:28.680 Than I do. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.720 Get up early, and yeah, I just haven't been been 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.280 burning the candle at both ends. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.920 Yes, yeah, well it's mad March, we get it. My 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.280 life is just mad March on steroids. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:45.800 But yeah's mad January as well, February. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:48.920 It's going to end. Good morning. And but who fell 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.000 asleep at an inappropriate moment? 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.680 That's my partner, Dylan. He's from the UK and he 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.200 used to work in the police. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.400 Yeah and yeah, he was on an night. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.120 Shift and there was this emergency call through which. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:04.240 They were on the way to. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.800 But he must have been coming down with something because 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.400 he was feeling flat and he fell asleep on the 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.600 way and he woke up to all like the blue 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.600 lights and the sirens and people in handcuffed and he 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:16.640 basically missed. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:16.880 The whole thing. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.120 So what was he was he in the front seat 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:21.880 or what was going on? 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.480 He must have been Leah the passenger, So he just 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.040 asleep in the front and everyone else handled it. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.440 So you said he's a former cop, did that he's 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.680 dismissal or he just moved on to a different job 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:36.720 and he did. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:37.280 It in the UK. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:38.479 Now he's in Australia. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.600 He got deported. Wow, thank you so much. You're in 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.840 the running for first class and fifty K just for 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.800 being on air. Pat who fell asleep at an inopportune time. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:51.440 I used to work in the family court for many years, 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:53.520 and you know, when your blood sugar gets flowered around 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.600 three o'clock in the afternoon and you listened to boring 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.800 cross examination, I'd fall asleep in front of the litigants 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:00.880 and the parties and then you know, and that was 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.120 always very embarrassing. So you start to develop some tactics 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.280 like I'd eat the inside of my cheek, or I'd 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.000 have ice water in front of me just to keep. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.080 Awake out so you would not off quite like on 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.680 the red or you'd always stop yourself. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.920 Well, sometimes I doze off and then that would be embarrassing, 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.720 and then other times you'd be buying the inside of 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.880 my cheek to the point where it bled. Oh my god, 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:22.760 just stay awake. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.000 Quite often in court, look at the sheriff's officers and 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.360 their shifts are quite small short, but my god, sometimes 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.120 I think how to hour not nodding off? 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:32.800 Yeah? 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:34.520 Yeah, And we used to have to make sure that 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:36.360 the judge always had ice water as well, because they 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.840 would doze off at times as well. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.560 Guilty, that wakes you up. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.480 I'm getting vibes in the Simpsons. You know that episode 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.160 you probably don't know. Joe's where it's APO's involved and 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:50.880 home is in court and he's asleep. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.200 Excuse me, Yes, I'd like to bring something to their 0:16:54.200 --> 0:17:01.200 goods attention. Give those glasses to the bailift. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.120 You just need to get those glass Thank you so much. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.760 Danny who fell asleep at the wrong time. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.520 Well after we had a four day pass with the clipstore, 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.520 and by day three I just needed a little nap 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.440 under the tree, little reach. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.600 Okay, n how on earth are you falling asleep with 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:24.719 the noise of those sleeper gas going. I'm very easy. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.879 Really napped it out for an hour and then I 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:28.760 was good to go. 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:29.400 Good on you. 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:32.000 That's amazing, that's awesome. You can sleep through the noise 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.000 of clips. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:37.200 Gosh, Danny, did you sleep with those what are those 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:39.160 fighter JITs that go past? 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:41.359 Quite possibly I don't remember seeing. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.960 Them, so maybe well done, Emelily. I'm going to you fall. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:48.320 Asleep wedding guys. After a big night out, I had 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:53.200 basically a specialist appointment at the at the eye specialists, 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:55.199 and then I ended up, like you know, sitting in 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.719 a chair, and then I just was dozing off, and 0:17:57.760 --> 0:17:59.560 as a person is as I promised to, trying to 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.720 wake me up and saying hey, you're right, I'm like, yeah, yeah, 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.040 I'm a right, So I know you're you're snoring. I was, oh, 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:05.920 I'm sorry, it's just when I was shinning the bright 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.160