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Speaker 1: Fizzy and.

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Speaker 2: Now we're just talking about the lollipop ladies before one

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars an hour that they're getting. The discussion in

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Speaker 2: here is why are the ladies getting one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: and why they are on the lollipops? Now, I think

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Speaker 2: it'd be more of a calming experience when you're getting

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Speaker 2: angry in the traffic, Sarah, Sarah is that? Sarah says

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Speaker 2: that sexist? Brendan's giving us a girl from Mount Anna. Though, Brendan,

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Speaker 2: you're a site manager. Why do you hire female, lonely

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Speaker 2: lollipop ladies.

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Speaker 3: Well, that just make slights a lot easier out of

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Speaker 3: the site, especially out the front when you've got some

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Speaker 3: angry drivers, you know, or angry progestans. Mate, there they

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Speaker 3: calm them down a lot easier.

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Speaker 1: Tactical, is it, Brendan?

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Speaker 3: It is, yeah, exactly right, good looking bloke.

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Speaker 4: Though for the lady drivers.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's not just the drivers. It could be to

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Speaker 3: the guy that actually work on a building side as well.

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Speaker 1: It's not about you, Branda, Brendan.

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Speaker 2: How does how does a lady? How does a female

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Speaker 2: go and get the job as a lollipop lady?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Mate, it's a very simple. Course. That's why a lot

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Speaker 3: of overseas backtackers do it because it's only a couple

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Speaker 3: of days course, right, and you require different tickets for

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Speaker 3: different things, but just to do the lollipop you only

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Speaker 3: require a low level sort of ticket. Yeah, and within

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Speaker 3: a couple of days you can be out on the

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Speaker 3: building sites around on the streets.

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Speaker 1: And Brendan can you can you confirm like this article

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Speaker 1: saying that you can make one hundred bucks an hour.

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Speaker 3: Oh, as for the dollars, I don't deal too much

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Speaker 3: with that because we outsource a lot of it and

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Speaker 3: I don't deal with the finance side. Yeah, if there

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Speaker 3: if they Sometimes you spend money can save a lot

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Speaker 3: of a lot of issues.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you were a young guy and you

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Speaker 1: be better off getting on a nice blonde wig and

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Speaker 1: standing out in the front. You could be dressing up.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you there's probably a few of those

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Speaker 3: that do.

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Speaker 2: Needs to do it at the moment is barnabye Joyce.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've read the paper. Yeah, Barnaby's

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Speaker 2: doing a bit tough at the moment. He's busted Okay,

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Speaker 2: So people are blowing up about this because Barnaby Joyce

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Speaker 2: actually makes over two hundred thousand dollars a year.

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Speaker 1: It's a decent it's a good wicket.

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Speaker 2: And I would do say that he would have his

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Speaker 2: fingers in a couple of pies of businesses, wouldn't he

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Speaker 2: business wise?

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Speaker 1: In general? I think actual traditional meat pies.

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Speaker 2: So he wants to up the new Start limit. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so this is for people on the doll Now. A

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Speaker 2: lot of the elderly are blowing up about this as well, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: because they're like, well, what about us, we don't get

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Speaker 2: enough on the pension.

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Speaker 4: Why would he be backing new start because he wouldn't

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Speaker 2: Well, he said, look, I'm not crying in my beer

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Speaker 2: because he knows he has started this by saying I

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Speaker 2: know there's thousands and thousands doing it much tougher than me.

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Speaker 2: But he's got to the point now, Sarah, where he's

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Speaker 2: killing his own meat, he's killing his own sheep to eat,

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Speaker 2: he's buying the cheapest groceries, not going out for dinner,

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Speaker 2: night even when it's minus ten degrees, he says, and

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Speaker 2: he's trying to fix things himself. Break down. It's been

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Speaker 2: a massive change for the bloke who used to take

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Speaker 4: Two kids in and he's really regretting his disposable disappear.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is, said. It's the reality of the

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Speaker 1: new family, not to mention the money that's probably dripped

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Speaker 1: feeding through the old family.

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Speaker 4: Because the four kids, four.

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Speaker 1: Kids over there, and he's getting to sort of ten

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night and saying, darling and I have to

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Speaker 2: You just can't try to raise as well.

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Speaker 1: I mean he is.

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Speaker 2: He said, he's supporting two families now as well.

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Speaker 1: That was your choice, buddy, and didn't He.

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Speaker 2: Got paid for the interview on Sunday nine.

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Speaker 1: That was big, But that went into a fund for

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Speaker 4: That is pretty ugly if you hack into that fund for.

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Speaker 1: The heating, isn't it? And you're annoyed if you're the

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Speaker 1: second kids said, because there's no interview offer, so the

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Speaker 2: He's had to drop a cup of coffee at the

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Speaker 2: end of the month as well. You're giving him.

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Speaker 1: So did you ever play netball?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: It wasn't just for your needles.

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Speaker 1: Bad, isn't it? Because you're catching and you're stopping it.

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Speaker 1: But if you're great at the game, you take one

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Speaker 1: step and keep playing past the ball. You're allowed to

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what this. And we used to go

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Speaker 2: was called it was the Big Netball Stadium and it

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Speaker 2: was just freezing cold, Sarah, the breath the wind would

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Speaker 4: You the bloke who makes his kids play footy at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't She was a good netball thing, Louise whip Flee,

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Speaker 1: terrible netballer, absolutely hopeless. And you get out there and

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Speaker 1: the ball to her, and we'd have to stand there.

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Speaker 1: You're right freezing on the side, yet not interested. Dad.

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Speaker 2: We attacked.

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the doughnuts stand so later.

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Speaker 2: The only wings that you've attacked over the years made

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Speaker 2: has been a KF.

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Speaker 1: S eleven seconds and spices. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: This is which is Kentucky Fried Chickens.

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Speaker 1: Making a change back to that, it's not it's.

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Speaker 2: Not going to be KFC anymore. You actually have to

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Speaker 2: say it's Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Speaker 1: Wow, some belovaal things have changed. This was the Giants

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Speaker 1: Magpie is a bit of a blow up to There

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Speaker 1: was a coach, Rob right and he was having a

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Speaker 1: was saying, all you're doing is giving me negatives and

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Speaker 1: I need some positives. Have a listen. This is the

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Speaker 1: half So this was broadcast on TV. This was the

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Speaker 1: dressing down that the coach gave her at halftime. Have

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Speaker 1: a listener, positive, have a doing something rather than to

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Speaker 1: me at the moment you're not. I can't give you

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Speaker 1: but two years old, do your role?

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, I disagree. What do you

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Speaker 2: mean if you if you if you're if you say

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Speaker 1: You're not performing this serious?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that what coaches do, Like in the middle of

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Speaker 4: a footy game, would you not get to pump up

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Speaker 6: You dropping the well ones?

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Speaker 4: But we can do this and listen it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, not at all. So if someone's not doing anything,

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Speaker 2: are you going to go over there and go you're look,

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Speaker 2: you're you're making lots of mistakes. But apart from that,

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Speaker 2: you've got to smile on your face.

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Speaker 1: Give me at come here and give me your hand

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Speaker 1: because look at you. You've got your top on. You know,

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Speaker 1: you've got a great family.

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Speaker 2: Little are you playing really well?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you saw this postage.

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Speaker 1: I'm brown Cardigan. Listen to this.

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Speaker 2: One and then we come in about twenty minutes you

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Speaker 2: uns down?

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Speaker 1: Whoa no?

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Speaker 2: Really wait before.

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Speaker 1: I had to round that, we got it. We've gotta

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Speaker 1: play that fireman's footage when the coach goes on to

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Speaker 1: inspire the team about a woman that was in the

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Speaker 1: Olympics but has no understanding of the story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how anybody store the Olympics.

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Speaker 8: Somewhere in the eighties, there was this chick that did

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Speaker 1: But that's not important. The poor running.

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Speaker 8: She actually crawled to the She didn't give up. She

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Speaker 8: pushed herself. She pushed herself. She pushed herself to the exhaustion.

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Speaker 8: That's what I'm asked, head you brice.

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Speaker 1: Story.

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Speaker 2: Once I heard the story, I just.

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Speaker 7: Want you guys to finish tenth or twentieth or somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Down there was this chick thirteen twenty fourteen. What do

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Speaker 1: you really do it work? I mean, in your quiet time,

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Speaker 1: when you think no one's really looking over your shoulder

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Speaker 1: you really really doing when your mind wanders? I mean,

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Speaker 1: guaranteed somebody's on asos or whatever what do they called?

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Speaker 2: You know what, I think you always have one job

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Speaker 2: in your career. It was a few for mine. You know,

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Speaker 2: wild o'clock. I think that's a job where you go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is going to last.

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Speaker 1: Not for me.

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Speaker 2: If I'm looking at my clock and there's nothing worse

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Speaker 2: and you're going Art's on an extrafa you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: not really into this show.

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Speaker 1: You're not very productive. It's not worth the money when

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Speaker 1: you hit three point thirty and you're considered that the

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Speaker 2: When I was a cartel and I've just shown someone

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Speaker 2: else another Seiko watch and I looked down, it's only

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Speaker 2: one thirty five.

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Speaker 1: Or you could do what the South Australian MP has

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Speaker 1: been doing. John Gene's name is good on you, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: He was playing a bit of solitaire. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've sent this footage. It's unbelievable because it's it's

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Speaker 1: a parliamentary meeting and the Police Minister is up there

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Speaker 1: presenting and he's talking about the budget and you meant

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Speaker 1: to scrutinize the budget and go through the breakdown and

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Speaker 1: what's there this bloke he's just got the laptop open.

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Speaker 1: You can see him choosing a couple of cards and

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Speaker 1: as he wandered out after the meeting, a reporter pulled

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Speaker 1: was doing over Listen, John, you're playing Solitaire on that here?

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Speaker 2: Yes, look, it just popped up on my screen, just

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Speaker 1: You know when you flood out in the middle of

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Speaker 2: It just popped up. Finally, an ace of spades come

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Speaker 2: up and I was able to complete.

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Speaker 1: But what level? What's You can see him playing solitaire.

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Speaker 2: Mate broken into. I mean, there's nothing worse. I remember

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Speaker 2: only thing they took was mum's lingerie? So why do

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Speaker 1: How could your mum's undies? How how are your mum's

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Speaker 2: Is it out of frustration? Bug?

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Speaker 1: The hole, Oh don't isn't it annoying?

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Speaker 1: Isn't an annoying? Like if they if there was some

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Speaker 1: when the cops chased him out. The cops chase him, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: We gave him a couple See, this is I wonder.

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Speaker 2: I always say to b J when a burglar looks

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Speaker 2: We've got security, we do have an alarm, we have

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Speaker 2: There's a guy that's gone on morning television over in

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Speaker 2: the UK. He's an actual form of burglar Sarah. He

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Speaker 2: used to break into her eyes.

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Speaker 7: Right.

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Speaker 2: He teaches people about home safety and what you should do.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is convenient. Has he ever actually robbed something?

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Speaker 4: Or is his own marketing and it's.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just little pieces of advice, like if

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Speaker 2: you've got two locks on the door, deadlock. There's a

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Speaker 2: lot of people that don't do the deadlock, he said, that's.

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Speaker 1: The most they don't. Don't push it in.

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Speaker 2: He said, what burglars do with doors is they put

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Speaker 2: a little bit, they know that one of the locks

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Speaker 2: that we can get into this place, check the movement.

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Speaker 2: So just little things like that. This was the other one. Now,

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Speaker 2: this was interesting because I think everyone would have one

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Speaker 2: of these in their house. All right, This is what

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Speaker 9: A lot of people put calendars up in their kitchen,

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Speaker 9: and the calendars up with the dates on of when

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Speaker 9: they're eight. And what they don't realize is the burglar

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Speaker 2: So baible.

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Speaker 1: How many houses could you walk up to and be

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Speaker 1: I'm away.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't burgle, he says, as a former burglar.

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Speaker 2: You quite guy, And you know what a lot of them.

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Speaker 2: You can see them on the fridge, you can see

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. Actually, if you think about it. If

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Speaker 1: she's got you know, hair dress up one o'clock Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: Well you know when you're coming back, don't you.

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Speaker 2: No one is still using those.

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Speaker 1: Mechanic. One has the spiral calendar. But you turn over

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Speaker 1: and it'll it'll say coffee with Harry on Thursday.

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Speaker 2: My dad's still got a far side calendar. Remember that

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling a bit down on this Monday.

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Speaker 1: Big story over the weekend, guys. You would have seen

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Speaker 1: it the foot Tommy's holding it up here on the

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Speaker 1: screen for you guys. A big moment between two umpires

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Speaker 1: in the a f L. What game was it? Fits?

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Speaker 10: Don't mention the score, did not mention the score?

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Speaker 2: Say he's furious.

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Speaker 1: This is beautiful. This is a great moment. So you've

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Speaker 1: got Dylan who's a boundary umpire, and ELLENI Eleanie Leanie.

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Speaker 1: Let's go with Eleanie. She's an umpire as well. And

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Speaker 1: the game has finished. The two of them have wandered

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Speaker 1: drop a knee. So still as the game, there's people

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Speaker 1: on the big screen SETD. They ran it on the

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Speaker 2: There was a little bit cheer from the crowd.

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Speaker 1: He pulled out the ring and there it was.

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Speaker 2: It's really hard to watch two umpires be happy.

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Speaker 1: Australia and everyone was yelling out.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was it's tough. But you know what they've done

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Speaker 2: it at work a public proposal. I mean it's a

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Speaker 2: pretty big effort. Jeff it is does the celebrants say,

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Speaker 2: you know, do you do you? Green maggot take this

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Speaker 2: green man.

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Speaker 1: And she got done folding the man. Look at that,

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Speaker 1: Oh May, What a great effort though, I mean, that's

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Speaker 2: You tell me think about maybe proposing to Inger and

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Speaker 2: Lisa at some stage at work? Was there any time if.

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Speaker 1: You think about it, like I still remember where I

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Speaker 1: met Lisa for the first team. I could show you

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Speaker 1: in our office. Imagine that just outside near the photo copier,

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Speaker 1: you might pretend to restat tray three, get down on

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Speaker 2: Rating survey a dreams. That could have been a great.

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Speaker 1: Guys, don't worry about today's book. There's something else I'd like.

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Speaker 2: To do with point five and my knees gone down.

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Speaker 1: Numbers are down twenty four to fifty, but that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Will you marry me? T four ten? Did you propose

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Speaker 1: the work? I mean, we've spoken about public proposals before,

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Speaker 1: but at work is another level because then you've got

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Speaker 1: to think, okay, well people have seen me do it,

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Speaker 1: so who's going to be expecting an invite to the weddings?

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Speaker 1: And how many romantic places are there at work? Not

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Speaker 1: everybody is an umpire and you can wander out in

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Speaker 7: A good friend of mine, Mark Godfrey, his his now

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Speaker 7: wife is a teacher yep, And he went into her

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Speaker 7: classroom before class and all the desks are love heart

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Speaker 7: shape and hid in the in the closet and then

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Speaker 7: when she came in, he jumped out and I was like, Mark,

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Speaker 7: that could really go pear shaped because you're not allowed

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Speaker 7: in their schools already, but she loved it.

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Speaker 2: Rose petals and desks shaped.

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Speaker 1: Does a love.

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Speaker 10: Heart coming from the back of the room dropped the room.

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Speaker 2: You'd never do it at work because the other thing is, well,

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Speaker 2: let's be honest, you're not inviting everyone from now, You're

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Speaker 2: not You're not the thing, and you're dropping my knees here.

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Speaker 2: Then everyone at work goes on, that's beautiful. Then then

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Speaker 2: everyone knows you're about to get married.

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Speaker 6: What's moral?

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Speaker 4: MAT's the group said to me on the weekend, She's like,

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's let's says sorry. So we saw the emails

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Speaker 1: flying around last week. There was still some bitterness about

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Speaker 1: who follows who on Instagram around this office. We know

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Speaker 4: Mine was by accident that I didn't follow Leno. He

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Speaker 4: came back from holidays. He was going on about how

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Speaker 1: And then I realized and the g think I mean, says,

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Speaker 1: if we'd considered your wedding list at the moment, let's

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Speaker 1: say you and Gary had had a brainstall. I mean,

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Speaker 1: but how's how's MDG looking? Because you know how you

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Speaker 1: put together the B list and you go considerations.

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Speaker 2: But is it inviting former flames to your wedding.

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Speaker 4: I'll let you know if I think about inviting any

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 7: When I invited Gary, I thought, well, that'll absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Lock me out.

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Speaker 1: You were chasing the lot.

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Speaker 2: I've always said this without a doubt. Whenever you build

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Speaker 2: like that, I think you can only be let down, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: because you know you pump it up so much. The

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Speaker 2: best nights out you ever have in your life are

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Speaker 2: the ones that are not playing.

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Speaker 1: Expect nothing.

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Speaker 4: Go out with your mates and it goes Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It starts with why don't we just grab a quick beer,

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Speaker 1: Just grab a quick bee. I've got nothing on you

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Speaker 1: got anything to have a quick bee? Next thing, you know?

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Speaker 2: This is what I want to fourteen. I want to

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Speaker 2: hear from people.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about it.

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Speaker 2: Spontaneous trips right where you've decided let's go for a

445
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Speaker 2: couple of dreams. The next thing you know, yeah, no, no, no, no,

446
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Speaker 2: next thing you know, you're booking flights or you're going

447
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Speaker 2: somewhere overseas. Has anyone ever done this before? Give us

448
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Speaker 2: till thirteen twenty fourteen. This is Ross and Ross and

449
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Speaker 2: Callum sorry over in the UK and they wanted to well.

450
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Speaker 2: Ross was looking after mum's dog, so he was at

451
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Speaker 2: home by himself, bought out of Ukraine this weekend, and

452
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Speaker 2: he said to Tyson, why don't we go down to

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Speaker 2: the local for a couple of brutes. And then it

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Speaker 2: just turned into a great night. They were having such

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Speaker 2: a good night. The boys said, why don't we just

456
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Speaker 2: book a flight till I beether?

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Speaker 1: You know, those conversations always start with that sounds silly,

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Speaker 1: and then you break down why you can't And when

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Speaker 1: you get to a point where you realize there's no

460
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Speaker 1: actual reason why we can't do this, that's when you

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Speaker 1: go a bugger. We're on. We're on.

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Speaker 2: They're the best ones, aren't they the fortun Look, look,

463
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Speaker 2: the boys had a great time. The unfortunate thing was

464
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Speaker 2: is the dog got really crooked and the mother. This

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Speaker 2: is the thing. When Rosk actually got to Ibetha, he

466
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Speaker 2: was having such a good time until he was in

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Speaker 2: the pool with a couple of girls and he got

468
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Speaker 2: a phone call from mum saying the dog's nearly dead.

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Speaker 1: If the dog has to die for a great weekend,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to, it says. If it's

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Speaker 1: an old dog, it's a fat old lab that's roll

472
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Speaker 1: around years and it's going to be put down anyway.

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Speaker 2: But spontaneous trips, if you've been on one thirteen twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 2: where have you gone? I mean you can only but

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Speaker 2: it can be into state as well. I'd love to

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Speaker 2: know the biggest. Well, Leono, you met a bloke here

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Speaker 2: in Sydney from San Diego and what was his story?

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Speaker 6: So he was he actually had a flight from San Diego.

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Speaker 5: He had a trip book to Norway, but then a

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Speaker 5: couple of days before got drunk and bought a flight

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Speaker 5: to Sydney and just went bugger the Norway troo. So

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Speaker 5: I when I met him at the German Place in Manly,

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Speaker 5: he had been in Sydney for about six hours.

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Speaker 2: He just decided spur of the moment, I'm just going.

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Speaker 6: To go to Sydney and did he know anyone here

486
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Speaker 6: or so my mate and.

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Speaker 2: I met him.

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Speaker 5: We spent that whole night with him, and then the

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Speaker 5: next week end met up with him again, had a

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Speaker 5: few DERs and he missed his flight there.

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Speaker 1: Last story I told you about we got a call

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Speaker 1: on the show a while ago. It was about marriage

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Speaker 1: to uses and pulling out at the last minute. Was

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Speaker 1: that couple that we're going to get married on Kangaroo

495
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Speaker 1: Island in South Australia. People had flown in from overseas.

496
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Speaker 1: And he was playing golf with his best man that

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Speaker 1: morning or the day of the wedding, and the best

498
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Speaker 1: man said, you don't see myself And he said, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's nerves or whatever. And the

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Speaker 1: best man said, go back to the club house. I'll

501
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Speaker 1: be backing. I'll be back in an hour. Grab a drink,

502
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Speaker 1: I'll be back in an hour. We came home with

503
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Speaker 1: two tickets to Bali. He said, what do you want

504
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Speaker 1: to do? He went to Bali?

505
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Speaker 2: Do you want to marry the Elomon of your dreams?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to go to? Barlie?

507
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Speaker 2: Mates?

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Speaker 1: Mates mates. They took off to Ballei. He took the

509
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Speaker 1: flights and hadn't spoken to the wife to.

510
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Speaker 2: A couple and you're in for Courtney and going me

511
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Speaker 2: out spontaneous holidays. Courtney, Yes, one of.

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Speaker 11: My friends got married in just outside La and I

513
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Speaker 11: wasn't going, and then my at the time said you

514
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Speaker 11: have to go, and he gave me the money and

515
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Speaker 11: I flew out on the Friday and I came home

516
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Speaker 11: on a Sunday, so as three day LA ground trip.

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Speaker 2: So you did it on the day, did it? Was

518
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Speaker 2: it quite expensive to do it one day out courtney

519
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Speaker 2: And actually.

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Speaker 11: Wasn't too bad. I think we played like fifteen hundred too.

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Speaker 6: Wasn't that that?

522
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Speaker 11: I just crashed with the other girls at.

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Speaker 2: The wedding the class. You know, I've never been like that.

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Speaker 2: I should be more sutaneous like that. The closest I've

525
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Speaker 2: ever been is I've been with a mate who was

526
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Speaker 2: at the casino and he was winning on blackjack yep,

527
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Speaker 2: and he said, right, I'm going to bed at all

528
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Speaker 2: and if we win, we're going to Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Awesome spur of the.

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Speaker 2: Moment the next day everyone. But see, this is the

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Speaker 2: thing when you can't do the next day, you have

532
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Speaker 2: to put the flight the next that you can't to

533
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Speaker 2: go straight to the air, you can't ever keep your

534
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Speaker 2: wake up and the reality you can't do this. Christine

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Speaker 2: has given us a call from Penrith, What was your

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Speaker 2: spontaneous holiday?

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Speaker 12: Well, actually just decided to spend some of the money

538
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Speaker 12: that I'd been saving for a while. I'd been working

539
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Speaker 12: really hard and said, like about twenty grand and I

540
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Speaker 12: just thought it's time to just cut and run. Sort

541
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Speaker 12: of had a bit of a break get out of town.

542
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Speaker 12: A friend of mine was sort of having a bit

543
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Speaker 12: of a heartbreak at the time, and his lover took

544
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Speaker 12: off overseas. So I go, you know what, I need

545
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Speaker 12: to follow it. Just chase your heart, you know you

546
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Speaker 12: want all we can come with you. Let's to encourage

547
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Speaker 12: that person. And then they went ahead of me, and

548
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Speaker 12: not thinking that I was going to follow her anything,

549
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Speaker 12: And I was ringing to try to find out what

550
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Speaker 12: this white fan was so that I could meet them then.

551
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Speaker 12: And they finished from They tripp in Lebanon and we

552
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Speaker 12: met in Germany. We left from Germany. I met them

553
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Speaker 12: in Germany airport, so I caught this white I made

554
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Speaker 12: a passport in I went to the photo like ten

555
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Speaker 12: minutes before the photo passport photocoly It was like an

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Speaker 12: old printing photo drinking. So yeah, they just printed the

557
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Speaker 12: photo and I went to the pasport office and I

558
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Speaker 12: had to make my passport in twenty four hours to

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Speaker 12: get it, and when I got to the travel agency,

560
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Speaker 12: the book like when I rang my friend to ask

561
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Speaker 12: his flight pan, he actually said that I could go

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Speaker 12: to his cousin travel agents and looked the same ticket

563
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Speaker 12: as he had went the travel agent, and when I

564
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Speaker 12: booked the ticket, he knew that I was through it over.

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Speaker 2: Long. I think it was Germany. I'm personally was it Germany?

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Speaker 2: But there was a passport involved, and I know this

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Speaker 2: is Kaig.

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Speaker 1: Guys A been on the holiday. I took the last

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Speaker 1: night off there. It is some of the paints, guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll have to say fed Linguini, thanks and keep the

571
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Speaker 1: sprits is coming God a lot, you know, and it's

572
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Speaker 1: quite often I wouldn't order. I looked like I wasn't

573
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Speaker 1: eating a lot because I'd order for the kids as well,

574
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Speaker 1: and then I'd polish off half their meal, to which I.

575
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Speaker 2: Just like spaghetti Bolinnei's. That was how many serfs of

576
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Speaker 2: spaghetti bolinas? Did the boys have a non stop, non

577
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Speaker 2: stop what do you want for breakfast?

578
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Speaker 1: Spaghetti bolinnaies? What do you want for lunch? Spaghetti bolinnies?

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Speaker 2: Was it all homemade pasta. You can tell the difference.

580
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Speaker 2: I don't know san Remo. Did you go to san

581
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Speaker 2: Remo to go to the warehouse now, just to see

582
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Speaker 2: how they make it.

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Speaker 1: I had a bit of an issue halfway through it

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Speaker 1: because I got stuck on a pool lounge because I

585
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Speaker 1: I the kids had these these like sticky geckos, like

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Speaker 1: a little rubber toys. They kept throwing them and they'd

587
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Speaker 1: stick on the roof, which was fun. Anyway, we couldn't

588
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Speaker 1: go for breakfast for a spaghetti bolonnais without getting the

589
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Speaker 1: gecko off the roof, so I said, I'll get the

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Speaker 1: geko off the roof, and I was like jumping. You

591
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: know when you do that jump test where you have

592
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Speaker 1: to tap the thing to see how high you can jump.

593
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Speaker 1: I was doing that trying to get the gecko off

594
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Speaker 1: the roof because I didn't want to pull a chair

595
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Speaker 1: over landed throw them back out For a few.

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Speaker 10: Aftershocks, hotel the damage build the hotel floor was shaken.

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Speaker 1: They thought, man Cecily is boiling, and anyway, I threw

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Speaker 1: my back out. So I did a lot of time

599
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Speaker 1: by the pool. That was kind of my excuse as well.

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Speaker 1: While Lisa was in there with the kids, and they

601
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Speaker 1: had the Spider Man float. He's never had a good time.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of matching outfits, so many matching out

603
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Speaker 2: it was how did you co ordinate that in the suitcas.

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Speaker 1: So many people say why do you dress them the same?

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Speaker 1: Here's the reason. We dressed them the same one. It's

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Speaker 1: simple and it's easy. Secondly, if one's wearing something the

607
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Speaker 1: other one's not wearing, it turns into a fight. It's

608
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Speaker 1: easy to put the same clothes on. What was different though,

609
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Speaker 1: was we had two rooms. So the kids are in

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Speaker 1: one room and we're in an adjoining room. We're in

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Speaker 1: the other room. Who were the kids with they were?

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Speaker 1: The kids were just in there, they were there, So

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Speaker 1: who did the kids? The kids would well, well, we

614
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Speaker 1: could hear them because it was an adjoining room. Sometimes

615
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Speaker 1: Lisa had take them for breakfast and then I'd go

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Speaker 1: down for breakfast and I'd put on the same shorts

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Speaker 1: and a look, I'd look like the daggy dad that's

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Speaker 1: trying to dress up the kids. Let's move on to

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Speaker 1: the more interesting. Let's move on to the more Let's

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Speaker 1: move on to the more interesting frequent flypoints. Let's move

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Speaker 1: on to the more interesting. Part two. It says fair

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Speaker 1: beitest celebrity spotting going on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was hoping for some good stuff.

624
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Speaker 6: What do you go?

625
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Have some really good gear? So to start with, sat

626
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Speaker 1: next to Zo venture on the plane going over married

627
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Speaker 1: to Daniel mcphirst. A great start. When here we get

628
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Speaker 1: her banging into some big names you would have you

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Speaker 1: would have seen thanks to our insta page too. Good

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Speaker 1: friend of the show, Bethany Frank or Good to catch Pardons.

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Speaker 7: New York is awesome.

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Speaker 1: She came into the studio.

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Speaker 2: She is a surrounded housewife. Awesome.

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Speaker 1: And there I was in the pool and just having

635
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Speaker 1: a bit of a swim while she was doing her

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Speaker 1: You were.

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Speaker 2: In the background. That was in the Sunday Telegraph yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I know you got in at six o'clock. You made

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Speaker 2: the Sunday comment.

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Speaker 1: That's good news. Good to catch up with. Bethany sat

641
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Speaker 1: next to her at un and I said to her,

642
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Speaker 1: she's Busy's busy being a real house.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what was awkward organizing home and stuff?

644
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Speaker 1: I walked up and Lisa was sitting at the table

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Speaker 1: with the boys, and then she was just there with

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Speaker 1: her bloke, Paul, I think his name was anyway, So

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00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: she jumped up to go to the buffet and I

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00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: kind of just walked into I said, oh, Bethany Frankel,

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Speaker 1: how are you. You know we met, you came into

650
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Speaker 1: the studio and everything, and.

651
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 2: The guy from riddlet.

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Speaker 1: She said, I didn't think I'd do too much celebrity

653
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: spotting here either, and I went, oh, well, it looks

654
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: like we're both him. So then I said to her,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a member, but we tried

656
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Speaker 1: to hook you up with set you up with Russell Crowe.

657
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Speaker 1: And then the boyfriend, Paul stands up and says, oh,

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00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: so I have to fight Russell crow to keep my woman, and.

659
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: Laughed so much.

660
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 10: I said, Paul, sit down, I'll get you in the

661
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 10: bag bowl on a sprints mate, your bloody character.

662
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: He grab azo. Anyway, the big one.

663
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: Here's the name for you, sir, And there was a

664
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 2: I had a drone. This has to be big. This

665
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: is because if you're going adventure, Frank, this is not.

666
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: This is big. So we'd get We got up in

667
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: the morning and the normal area where you have breakfast

668
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: doors shut security standing at the door. Oh god, this

669
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: is interesting. Then we went to the pool roped the

670
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: rope roped off section. Everywhere we went there was this

671
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: posse of girls.

672
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 2: Is this story going to be so hot? Is this

673
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: story going to be longer than the spontaneous trip story?

674
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: We had about half and hour again.

675
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: So so then I wander out to the pool one

676
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: day and security was I could tell security was kind

677
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: of keeping an eye on those that were hanging around

678
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: or looking a little bit long.

679
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 7: You may need to restart that drone matter.

680
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: Anyway. And then she turned the corner in a robe

681
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: having got out of the pool. Got that audio clue

682
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: for us here it is, can't keep nice to myself,

683
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: bangs Selena Gomez. Wow, the Gomez at the hotel she

684
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: just got, I said, and get out of my face.

685
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: Take your boyfriend, Paul. I don't care about Russell Crow,

686
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez. You should have seen the team style money

687
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: they weren't. That's amazing, Selena. One hundred and fifty four

688
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: million followers. And there we were just hanging out, Paul side.

689
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: The two of us.

690
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: Didn't get in the background of out showers.

691
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: We couldn't stop talking.

692
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: Over the years, I've watched my father. He's a very

693
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: passionate football for supporter, Sarah, and I've been to the

694
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: footy with my dad growing up when I was a kid,

695
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 2: and there were moments. One of my favorite players growing

696
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 2: up was a man by the name of Peter Carey.

697
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: I was at the footy once and I heard a

698
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: man yell out, Carrey's a fairy.

699
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I then, you did not say that about Peter Carey.

700
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: I then watched my father get into a wrestling match

701
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: with this guy for three minutes, got a physical, a

702
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: physical wrestling match. Half Nelson yep, saying you cannot call

703
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: to carry a fairing. He's one of the toughest blokes

704
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: I've ever made in my life and I'll fight you

705
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: for that. So this is my old man. Is very passionate,

706
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: doesn't like umpires, refs, doesn't like anything supporter. Yeah, but

707
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: it's got to the point now where I cannot take

708
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: my father with.

709
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: Me to the football. So is that how he got

710
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: the nickname Mouth of the South, Mouth of the South? Okay,

711
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: he wasn't a great kisser, no at all.

712
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: So on the weekends here at Portland Unger our local

713
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: team that we grew up with, and you know, Dad's

714
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: been a part of since he was a little boy

715
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: and I have as well. They had their big grudge

716
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: match their nemesis Christie speech and here we go. So

717
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: I ring Dad to find out the results. Now I start.

718
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: I thought I might start recording this call before Dad

719
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: even picks up the party, because I'm interested. I could

720
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: tell straight away. And Mum picks up the call and

721
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 2: she's like, Ryan, I'll put him on. Ever listened to

722
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: his voice, and ever listen to what happened. Goal up

723
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: was three minutes ago three for kicks and a writer

724
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: Christians two goals to win the game.

725
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: They'd better us buy seven points running the.

726
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 12: Troops to give to the umpires coming off. And then

727
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 12: when it came to the time, we were too scared

728
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 12: to do it because we got dubbed in my reputation.

729
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: Has shot the pieces.

730
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: Right, allow me to do one of the greatest pleasures

731
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: on Earth's abusing umpires that level boys.

732
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: So he tried to rally everyone together. He abused the

733
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: umpires as they walked off.

734
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: And see they get all the old players that Dad's in.

735
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: Dad's nearly seventy.

736
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 4: Four, Sarah, My god, he needs to calm down.

737
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 2: Definitely. He gets guys that are his age. B J Wilders.

738
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 2: He gets Phil McKay and he tries to in their seventies.

739
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 2: He gets them together and he goes, let's go and

740
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: approach the umpires after the game.

741
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: Let it go, mack mate, let kid kick.

742
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: Imagine some poor young bloke out there umpiring mate. He's

743
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: probably getting paid fifty dollars a gard.

744
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: Just to keep the thing.

745
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 2: He's getting abused by some bloke he's got to do

746
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,479
Speaker 2: in who's got his fingers are at right angles because

747
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: they were dislocated so much. Yeah, he's just when is

748
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: he going to wind up?

749
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 4: Does your mom go to the football with him?

750
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: Well, she does, but she struggles because you said a

751
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: while ago, I don't know if I can go to

752
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: the footy with him again.

753
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 9: No.

754
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: Well, see this was the big one. When the Crows

755
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: made the Grand Final back in twenty seventeen, I had

756
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: an opportunity to get some extra tickets and I ended

757
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 2: up giving it to a guy who played a big

758
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: part of my footy career growing up, who was my

759
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: A grade captain when I was young. Gave it to

760
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 2: him and his son. Then your dad and dad didn't

761
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 2: say anything. Luckily we lost the Grand Final, but he

762
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 2: did say to me afterwards that one hurt? Did he

763
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: really that one hurt? Did he want to wrestle you?

764
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, mate, I grabbed him and I

765
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 2: looked him in the eye and I said, I and

766
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: give a stuffy.

767
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: The Frankie Zapter Frankie frank and not frank Zappa. Frankie Zapptera.

768
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: He was the guy who invented the hoverboard. God so,

769
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: but this is the one where you actually fly through

770
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: the sky. So it's like a jetpack ho.

771
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: Aboard, because you know jas he was on a hard board.

772
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't what the ones with board as well

773
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: called a board, and they kept catching on fire when

774
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: people took them on aeroplanes.

775
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: You don't see them anymore. What about the one the

776
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 2: rusty rusty try to get it onto a virgin flat on.

777
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: What about the ones the unisuckle one where you step

778
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: on either side of the wheel and then it just

779
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: cruises around smoke. I took off that one either anyway, Frankie.

780
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: And this is what concerned me when I read this headline,

781
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: because he decided that he wanted to cross the English

782
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: Channel right on his jetpack hollboard.

783
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: What they got the fattery charge would have to run

784
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: out at some stage.

785
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 1: Well you're on fuel here, but that's okay. Fits because

786
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: he had that covered. What he decided to do was

787
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: he had on a boat, so he'd be doing one

788
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: hundred and forty k is an hour at about fifteen

789
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: to twenty meters above the water. He's going to cruise along.

790
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: And then he had a boat and on the back

791
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: was a square meter, a square platform, a meter biometer,

792
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: and that was his refueling station. So halfway across, seeing

793
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: this channel, there's the big crowd cheering as Frankie lifts

794
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: it into the air and then he jets off, which

795
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: is awesome. The thing was, he got halfway and he

796
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: just sort of lowered himself down and he's lowering down

797
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: onto the boat onto the square meter. He took a

798
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: bit of a stumble, he missed the platform and ended

799
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: up in the drink. Oh god, he ruined. Volum practiced

800
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: the maneuver over and over again and nailed it. But

801
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: on the day he just as you're right here and

802
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: he's ended up in the water and ruined.

803
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: You want to impress everyone, Frankie, do what everyone else

804
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 2: does and swim the rest of the way with the

805
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 2: jet path on jet You know when you fall into

806
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 2: the water and you're fully closed, you got your jeans

807
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 2: on that how hard.

808
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: It is to swim if you had your jet packs

809
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: and your jet pack to the bottom. Frankie's okay, he survived.

810
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 2: He was yelling out of my phone in bottom. It

811
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 2: would be great if Channel ten could look after people

812
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: who do work in breakfast radio and bring have you

813
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: been paying attention back a little bit earlier for us, Sarah.

814
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: I know when we stay up at nine o'clock of

815
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: the week, but we.

816
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: Do struggle Tuesday morning the man have you been paying attention?

817
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: The host Timmy lies.

818
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 6: And it's even worse tonight.

819
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 2: We're on at about nine o'clock.

820
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: Mate.

821
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 6: It used to be used to be Master Chef was

822
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 6: always the problem. We couldn't go on untill that Preston

823
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 6: don't mention that.

824
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't mention MasterChef. I don't mention the war. That

825
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: president is still finishing that dessert.

826
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 2: Survivor now survivor.

827
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 6: They've got to kind of put a yellow ring on

828
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 6: a on a hole or something.

829
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: To me.

830
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 13: Last week, it was it last week, fifty years since

831
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 13: when first man first landed on the Moon and we

832
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 13: saw all the images of Parks and the dish out

833
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 13: there and you made the movie.

834
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: Does it bring back special memories? You spend a lot

835
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: of time out there, great field.

836
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 6: We did Parks was the problem with though. When we

837
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 6: were shooting in Parks, we needed to make it look

838
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 6: like it was back in the nineteen sixties and their

839
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 6: parks have done a big sort of upgrade of their

840
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 6: main street. So we had to shoot some of the

841
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 6: scenes in Wait for It Forbes.

842
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: Next door well down the road.

843
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you think they'd be friends. It's Palestine and Israeli.

844
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: Aubrey were Donga, that's the one gets ugly and Tommy congratulations.

845
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: Also on the Logis, I mean the report was he

846
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: spent most of the night hanging out with the kids

847
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: from Summer ab But you know, it was a great night.

848
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 6: I believe I was with Conrad Saul for most of

849
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 6: but thank yeah, no, it was. It was fun. It's

850
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 6: always fun on the Gold Coast. When they moved the Logis,

851
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 6: everyone from Melbourne and Sydney went, ah, can we really

852
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 6: be by Gold Coast? Is like a school camp.

853
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 2: It's good fun. I love how Ed and Pangy weren't

854
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 2: even there. And then they do a video and you

855
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: throw to the video and Paint doesn't even.

856
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,479
Speaker 1: Talk in the video.

857
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 6: Could you put less effort?

858
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: That's why we're all right now, Tommy. A lot of

859
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 2: people talk about have you been paying attention? They say,

860
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 2: how can you have content and come up with this

861
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: content every week? But it's so easy. Politicians just give

862
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 2: you this amazing content every week.

863
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 6: It's the gift that keeps giving. I mean, you've got

864
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 6: a Trump in the White House and a couple of

865
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 6: Kardashians and a royal family. Really the show just right.

866
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: Did you see the blog getting around overnight? What was

867
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: his name? South Australian MP John Gee or g his

868
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: name is. He's been busted. He's just playing solitaire, he's

869
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: in a meeting, he's got the police commissioner talking about

870
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: budgets and there he is and you can just see

871
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: your screen. He's playing Tetris.

872
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 6: Would have been worse on that screen.

873
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 2: Then moved onto the cricket highlight, especially in South Australia.

874
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 2: Barrels up there. You think you'd be in trouble now,

875
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: talking of content, you're up against Maddy to greet our

876
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: newsreader this morning headline off, Tommy We're gonna give you

877
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: a topical story. You have to give us your best headline.

878
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: Now you've had a few minutes to prepare for this.

879
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: You're ready to go, young man.

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00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not good off the cards, but let's see

881
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 6: how we go.

882
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere?

883
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 2: Tom Gleisner versus Maddie de Groot next in the headline,

884
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 2: off the man. Have you been paying attention to the host?

885
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 2: Tommy Gleisner is with us nine pm tonight on Channel ten.

886
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: But we've got topical stories that we need their best headlines,

887
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: Tommy versus Matt Degrut. Let's do this well.

888
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 1: Read out headline.

889
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: That great, sometimes not everywhere and not sticking around.

890
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: Well metaphorically.

891
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: Tommy, We're gonna let Maddie go first. There's a little

892
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 2: bit of a sting in there, a Novas sting before

893
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 2: you deliver your headline. But I'm going to give you

894
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: a topical story. Are you ready to go?

895
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 6: Tommy, Dan might lower your expectations.

896
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 7: The difference with this one is usually their hardened journalists,

897
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 7: where this is a comedian and I feel like Saiah

898
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 7: is going to be swayed by the comedy. But keep

899
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 7: your head in the mindset of the news headline.

900
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 4: Is my favorite.

901
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: Should we even go through with this? Okay? First story,

902
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: I saw vision of this. It was quite scary. Grasshopper

903
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: invasion Los Vegas and it may last weeks on end.

904
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: There's a huge grasshopper invasion in Las Vegas. Maddie, greet

905
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 2: your best headline.

906
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: Here we go.

907
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 7: It's all news. The plague is in Vegas. Is whopper hoppers, chokey,

908
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 7: the pokes?

909
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 8: What was that?

910
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: It's good?

911
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 2: Really happy? That was just a rhyming dots.

912
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: You've seen with the bars been confidence is clearly high.

913
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: You ready to go all right?

914
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 6: Frustrate yourself in here. It's not hookers or drugs, the

915
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 6: bugs taking a dip on the strip.

916
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: Easy, It was understandable.

917
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 6: That was the difference to her story, is.

918
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: Fun, Tom, you can go first on this month. Next story,

919
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: Influenza reveals how her pet cat makes five hundred and

920
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: fifty dollars per Instagram post. So there's an influenzer. The

921
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 2: cat makes five hundred and fifty dollars per Instagram post.

922
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: Your best headlines on this?

923
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 13: Is it?

924
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 6: Friends? You'd like to get put your pussy on the net.

925
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: Well, it's true.

926
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: It is very true.

927
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 2: That's true.

928
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: I can't I can't see.

929
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: It, Sorr.

930
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 6: I've lost Sarah.

931
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: I just need I just need to walk this through

932
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: the goals. I just can't stumble.

933
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 2: And it should be one all.

934
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: You're on the line.

935
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: Here we go.

936
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 7: Posting cats helps your account turn over, but not near

937
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 7: as much as posting whips Range Rover.

938
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: Oh, whoa cats? More Range Rover?

939
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 2: Lease would?

940
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 4: But see you went on the Late Show and after

941
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 4: so that one still goes to talk.

942
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you could.

943
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 6: Do it anywhere.

944
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. Last one, Barnaby Joyce cries poor as he

945
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 2: struggles to support two families on two hundred and ten

946
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 2: thousand dollars salary a year. Here we go, he's struggling

947
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: at the moment. Barnaby Joyce, your best head was.

948
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 7: Polly who enjoyed naughty sleepover. Should also start posting whips.

949
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: Range Rover, Oh, so lazy, lazy, lazy, You're a stinker.

950
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: Your first one was crad scrape Tommy g Sorry mate,

951
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: there were going.

952
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 2: To bed.

953
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 6: Sunburned face in race for cash. Wife Cheetah needs a heater.

954
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: Shocking you guys for coming in mate? Have you been

955
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: paying attention back? Nine pm tonight. Thanks for coming in, Tom,

956
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: Thanks thanks legend.

957
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: Guys back from a bit of a bloody holiday. Took

958
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: the family over.

959
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 4: First, did you get us a gift while you were

960
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 4: gone and grab us anything?

961
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: Great stories? Mate? I just told you the same hotel

962
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: as Selena go nothing from that.

963
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: So it was just you lease your two boys, anyone

964
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: else We went with the Blakes. You're right, anyone else

965
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 2: because a couple of photos on a boat. But there

966
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 2: was two girls there that I didn't know.

967
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Help you out with the captain of the boat. And

968
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: then the deckhand which was there, invited them to and dinner.

969
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: Were they on the boat? Obviously we were had the

970
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: people helping with how much do you reckon?

971
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: You form down for?

972
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: Then it doesn't matter. You don't want to know about that,

973
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: and you don't want to know about how much the

974
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: bloody holiday cost?

975
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: Did she enjoy business?

976
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: He was the issue I said to Dad. I was

977
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: telling to Dad before we went. I said, Dad, it's

978
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: going to cost a fortune. It's a bloody hell, mate.

979
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: You can't spend that. You can't go and do that.

980
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: He said, you could invest the money and go and

981
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: buy some Commonwealth Bank shares, And I said dad. Let's

982
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: just let's cut to ten years later when I sit

983
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: down with the boys and we have a look at

984
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: the photo album of the trip and we did this.

985
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 2: I won't remember it.

986
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: The kids are the best time anyway, and then we

987
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: could do that. I go, guys, come over here and

988
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: have a look at the photo album of when we

989
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: spent the money on the Commonwealth Bank shares. Here's the

990
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: bought them online and let's turn the page and that's

991
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: when I.

992
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: Sold them and we made oh god, thing about it.

993
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 2: Weeper would have photo books of the shares that he's

994
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: bought over the years.

995
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: We want to somehow. Here's the issue, guys. I don't

996
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: think there's a problem with this, but I turned into

997
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: one of those tourists that get over there and you know,

998
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: the sun's out and you've got your top off and

999
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: you end up in the pool, right and I'm playing

1000
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: with the kids, so responsible dad in there with the

1001
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: two of them. Lisa did a lot more banana lounge

1002
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: work than I did. But it would get to sort

1003
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: of three o'clock in the afternoon and I'd look over

1004
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,479
Speaker 1: at the person that was serving drinks at the pool

1005
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: and I'd say I might have a bit of a beer,

1006
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: might have a sprits. Anyway. It was sort of four

1007
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: days into the holiday and Lisa said, I've noticed your

1008
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: routine is that you'll start about three o'clock and you

1009
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: won't get out of the pool till about five o'clock.

1010
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: Now I've noticed you're about six drinks in and you

1011
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: haven't got out to go to the toilet. So what

1012
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: are you holding and not breaking the seal until you

1013
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: get out When the kids are ready to get out,

1014
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: I said, we the pool. You don't worry about it.

1015
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a tinkle.

1016
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 2: When you're talking out two thousand dollars a night, I'd

1017
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 2: be weaning the pool as well.

1018
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting the bed, I'm waiting in the kitchen

1019
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: on the waiters. I didn't care if I mean, there's

1020
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: nothing wrong, says do you wean the pool? Never? Then Lisa,

1021
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: Lisa got out of the pool to take away, and

1022
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: I said, don't worry about honey there. And then then

1023
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: the kids would say loud in front of everybody else

1024
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 1: at the hotel. I needed a wee and I would

1025
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: shut up and just start. When you're here in Sydney,

1026
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: you get them to we on on things on the

1027
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: streets and then they wander off and then you play

1028
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: the joke.

1029
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 7: If I don't do that, how do you feel knowing

1030
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 7: that other guests in the pool may be doing that

1031
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 7: as well.

1032
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I really came.

1033
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 4: Has missed you because he organised iced to gift going

1034
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 4: to give it to you because he was afraid, so

1035
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 4: I wrapped it and I'm.

1036
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: Going to give it.

1037
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about it.

1038
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 4: This was a gift from him while you were away,

1039
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 4: because we did miss you and we thought you haven't

1040
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 4: had enough having three weeks off.

1041
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 2: No what the gift that I was going to give

1042
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: him was an extension at the hotel to stay there.

1043
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 2: We must playing back, Marty. She golds.

1044
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: Streaming what she got there?

1045
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 4: Buddy, what's what's arrived? You mentioned it before you went

1046
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 4: on holidays.

1047
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 6: We thought it'd be.

1048
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: Nice to come back. Wow, this is the chin lifter.

1049
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 4: For your next holiday.

1050
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: I've put on a few kegs. I mentioned my left

1051
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: breast has really got a bit more bounced.

1052
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: Get it out.

1053
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: They like stick on things that help. If you had

1054
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: a facelift and you how they just sort of pull

1055
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: the skin up. You do this just with like see

1056
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: through stick on.

1057
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 2: This is not the chin are that you're talking about,

1058
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: not the chin Is it from China? I can see

1059
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 2: the chins wouldn't be that heavy. I mean, this one's

1060
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: doing overtime.

1061
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you stick it on your first

1062
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: second or your third. I don't really know where to start.

1063
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: But you can come and strap me.

1064
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: So if you're like, it's one of those like raisors

1065
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 2: with five blades.

1066
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: You don't know what the rest one.

1067
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 2: One is a decoy for the other.

1068
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: Look like the little band aids, but there's there's sea through.

1069
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: I suppose you just peel them. How the hell is

1070
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to hold it? I feel like this

1071
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: is for maybe the Chinese or Japanese community, that they

1072
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: might be slightly smaller than the and the size of

1073
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: the band aids might be a little bit timey.

1074
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: That's not going to work at all. It's all it

1075
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 2: is see through. It's it's just it's tape.

1076
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: It's a single sided tape. If you can get of age,

1077
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: let's work on one. I feel like this might end

1078
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: up like Christmas hand. But I feel like, do you

1079
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: put it the works? Think this could be too much stubble,

1080
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 1: even though.

1081
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: Three two one

1082
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: Fitsian Whipper on Nova