Speaker 1: We got every morning, every day adelaide.
Speaker 2: Your kids. Sometimes Mum and dad just brought out.
Speaker 3: The special stuff, you know, whether it be food or drink.
Speaker 2: And we had a discussion.
Speaker 3: But this the other day and you were talking about
Speaker 3: your dad on the farm in Beckham, New South Wales, population.
Speaker 4: Eight and sixty five. Thank you very much, Sorry.
Speaker 2: Mate, my fault.
Speaker 3: Does it really matter when you're the only person in
Speaker 3: your year, not just your class but.
Speaker 4: Your year post office hall and a pub?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Appreciate that.
Speaker 3: It's nice every now and then your dad would bench
Speaker 3: it out. Did you have a bottle shop or you
Speaker 3: just got your golf from the pub?
Speaker 4: I don't know, actually I don't think. I think there
Speaker 4: was a bottle shop for a nearer town, but I
Speaker 4: think there was a bottle shop connected to the pub.
Speaker 4: It's second one of those old school country pub It's
Speaker 4: really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So there wasn't a Dan Murphy's absolutely not AnyWho,
Speaker 3: So you were saying that when your dad brought out
Speaker 3: a particular beer, you.
Speaker 4: Were on, absolutely, we're well as kids, we went on.
Speaker 4: Mum and dad were on. My dad mixed between VB
Speaker 4: and Melbourne Bitters exactly. And then when there were crowdies
Speaker 4: in the fridge. Yeah, something good had happened. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was a celebration, usually the end of harvest. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I'm not alone in this space as well. Produced a flat.
Speaker 4: Crownies was the top shelf celebration beer.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So my dad would only ever drink VB but for
Speaker 6: a special occasion, or if some friends were coming over
Speaker 6: or Christmas.
Speaker 4: Christmas, he'd say.
Speaker 6: To my mum, all right, love, gotta go get my
Speaker 6: box of Crownies.
Speaker 4: You know what the cutest thing is.
Speaker 6: To this day, he's in his sixties and dad's still
Speaker 6: for a special occasion, we'll buy crowdy.
Speaker 4: Yes, that is so they're still around, even cuter. He
Speaker 4: drink every single one of them. Oh twenty four and
Speaker 4: one sitting. Well done, mister Flak.
Speaker 6: It's actually not really alive, but sure.
Speaker 3: My stepdad always had Bundy Rum honey rum in the cans,
Speaker 3: but when he got the actual bottle of Bunny Rum out.
Speaker 4: Was Yeah, all of a sudden, man, that's what happens
Speaker 4: is when people drink bunderberg Ram, you.
Speaker 2: Can get a little bit angry. Not poppy, Jeff. Though
Speaker 2: not poppy Jeff mellowed him that's nice.
Speaker 3: And so when this is a sad story, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I should tell it. I've committed now though.
Speaker 3: But when he passed away because he had to mancha
Speaker 3: in the end, you.
Speaker 4: Poured rum on him? What he poured rum on him?
Speaker 4: One last little dash that rum stench going up to heaven.
Speaker 4: Then he got to the pearly gates and they're like,
Speaker 4: you're not coming to he of Rummy.
Speaker 2: It's not where this story con saying.
Speaker 3: He still had a cart and left over, so we
Speaker 3: all drank the bunderberg rum to Poppy Jeff.
Speaker 2: That's a nice story, isn't it. Of course, anyway, your
Speaker 2: story was better about.
Speaker 4: Pooring What was his special occasion food or drink? And
Speaker 4: maybe it's from child would were You're like, oh nice,
Speaker 4: because straight away when I saw that, it wasn't because
Speaker 4: Um and Dad were abrad to ge drunk. They probably weren't.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I think Dad just had one or two crownes.
Speaker 4: But it was the fact that you knew Mum and
Speaker 4: Dad were an absolute great mood. So all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: the kids are like, yeah, we're partying. We don't know why,
Speaker 4: but we're on Chinese food.
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a good story.
Speaker 3: Anyway, rip boppy Jeff, Oh my god, you have a
Speaker 3: score for twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Let's go. Let's go to Sawsby North, going to you Leanne,
Speaker 4: good morning, how are you going?
Speaker 2: We're so good? When was it a special occasion? When
Speaker 2: did you know?
Speaker 7: We know it was really special. When Mum and Dad
Speaker 7: would be getting ready with the stereo speakers, you know,
Speaker 7: remember the olden.
Speaker 1: Day stereos with the massive speakers.
Speaker 7: Dad would put one by the front door, one against
Speaker 7: the lounge room window and tell us to come out
Speaker 7: on the front random Dad would magically appear. We'd have
Speaker 7: shandy Mom, Dad, me, my sister.
Speaker 8: And then the special part was the bowls.
Speaker 7: Of Cashina and Dad would have their own bowl and
Speaker 7: Danielle and I would get one. But we were allowed
Speaker 7: to ride our bikes just a little bit further when
Speaker 7: they were having these drinks and their little dance on
Speaker 7: the step. But once, once, there's a real, real special time,
Speaker 7: we asked out if we could have a puppy, and
Speaker 7: guess what Dad said, Yes, did you get to get one?
Speaker 7: Forever That is a happy memory. And my sister and
Speaker 7: I both do the same thing with our kids.
Speaker 4: See that's perfect. You're creating core memories.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a legacy. The shandy and cashew is a
Speaker 7: legacy in our family.
Speaker 3: Perfect love the visual of the handstand, just wheeling the
Speaker 3: speaker towards the front o.
Speaker 7: The neighbors hated it. He would have it so loud
Speaker 7: the window windows.
Speaker 8: Were literally shaking.
Speaker 7: There would be a lot of daggers between Dad and
Speaker 7: the neighbor across the road.
Speaker 8: It was all forgiven in the end.
Speaker 2: And then Dad took over some cashews and always well.
Speaker 4: Everything was forgiven. Fancy pants cashws.
Speaker 2: Mel, what was your special occasion drink on this occasion?
Speaker 9: Oh, my dad, it was always the good old bottle
Speaker 9: of Saint Agnes brandy.
Speaker 4: You know, it's a question, Mel, are there any other brands? Like?
Speaker 4: Is it just.
Speaker 9: Isn'tnes had to be Saint Agnes. And as soon as
Speaker 9: that came out, him and his mate that it would
Speaker 9: be on for young and old.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So then what sort of vibes were the
Speaker 4: kids feeling when the signags came out, Like, was it
Speaker 4: like Dad's about to get really loose?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we just thought it was absolutely fantastic because we
Speaker 9: lived in the country on the outskirts Mount Gambia. Yeah,
Speaker 9: near the pine forest. So we just used to take
Speaker 9: off and we would just come back and they would
Speaker 9: just be absolutely gone, you know, all the wives on
Speaker 9: the Champagne and and on the Saint Agnes Brandy and
Speaker 9: it was just an absolute fun time.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mel. That's wonderful. Isn't that great? Responsible parents?
Speaker 3: I loved it when dad started having a few drinks
Speaker 3: because we could go for days.
Speaker 4: I think we can all agree the times are very
Speaker 4: much challenge.
Speaker 2: It's got to Caitlin from St Kilda. Good morning, Caitlyn,
Speaker 2: good morning, how are you good? Thank you? I think
Speaker 2: you're about to mention everyone's favorite dessert. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I believe it's a is it Vanetta Biennetta? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't actually pronounce it, probably I think it's Sienna or
Speaker 1: Biennetta Street pizza hat ice cream.
Speaker 4: So elite.
Speaker 2: What did that signify when that came out?
Speaker 1: Well, that was actually a treat for my brother and I.
Speaker 1: So yeah, my mum growing up we didn't really have
Speaker 1: like cokes and takeaways and but yeah, the Viennetta come
Speaker 1: out and yeah, it was all over from there. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Otherwise, we went to pizza at the time,
Speaker 1: and then they actually finally brought it out into the
Speaker 1: shops and it was a million bucks to get back then,
Speaker 1: so I'm not sure if they even make it.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Still a good question.
Speaker 4: Do some research to see if our streets been out
Speaker 4: is still around. I reckon it was a couple of
Speaker 4: years ago, and it's been so ingrained in me that
Speaker 4: even now, like it wouldn't matter if it was worth
Speaker 4: a dollar, I'd look at it and be like, oh no,
Speaker 4: we can't afford that. You can do a special occasion
Speaker 4: according to produce a flat Do you know how much
Speaker 4: it's worth?
Speaker 3: Its eight bucks, But that's on par with ice cream
Speaker 3: at the moment. Ice cream is so expensive at the minute.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what she might be. A Vannetta Nice
Speaker 3: at the yoddy Household's n's.
Speaker 2: Me homemade fish and chips, and.
Speaker 4: A voice that I reckon could genuinely knock your socks off.
Speaker 2: Absolutely listen to this.
Speaker 4: If I can. My very goodness shows that is the
Speaker 4: angelic vocals of our next guest.
Speaker 3: What a sensational voice he has, and he joins us
Speaker 3: now Brendan Xavier from Beauty and the Beast, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, hello, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, make I mean Haze is a bit of
Speaker 3: a singer as well.
Speaker 2: How did you write that? Was it? Was it a
Speaker 2: bit pitchy?
Speaker 4: Or did he know those notes psychiastic? When we were
Speaker 4: listening to it before, Brendon, I sarcastically said to everyone
Speaker 4: else's a bit pitchy, isn't it? And everyone looked at
Speaker 4: me like I anything more wrong in my life.
Speaker 3: Brendan, this musical looks absolutely spectacular. I want to ask
Speaker 3: you around the prosthetics that you're wearing, and all the
Speaker 3: makeup and everything in the costumes. That's got to take
Speaker 3: hours to put together, doesn't it?
Speaker 8: It takes around five minutes. What I know, because I
Speaker 8: start the show as myself, and the makeup and with
Speaker 8: department they work magic. So basically I quickly run off
Speaker 8: stage and I've got five minutes to put all the
Speaker 8: prosthetics on. I think there's about four or five different
Speaker 8: pieces that they have to sort of glue to my face,
Speaker 8: and then I have to do a really quick costume
Speaker 8: change and then I have to run back on stage.
Speaker 3: But prior to that, you've had a life cast and
Speaker 3: a body scan and these hand sculpture prostheticts and an
Speaker 3: individual head mold as well. To put all these things together.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely incredible. That process would have been would
Speaker 3: have blown your mind.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was incredible. I mean it's such a huge
Speaker 8: thing to sort of be a part of, and you
Speaker 8: kind of never anticipate that you're going to be a
Speaker 8: part of something so highly detailed and such a huge
Speaker 8: scale and so nostalgic. So yeah, I'm just having a
Speaker 8: great fun being a part of it.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at your Instagram, are you just like, are
Speaker 3: you living your best life and living your dreams?
Speaker 2: Because traveling all over the world doing.
Speaker 3: Musical theater, which would be so much fun, But there's
Speaker 3: literally not a country that you haven't been to.
Speaker 8: I know, I'm a bit of an avid traveler. I
Speaker 8: love exploring new places and the great thing about being
Speaker 8: and Beauty the Beast. We get to travel all over Australia,
Speaker 8: which I love and I've done it before with another show.
Speaker 8: It does have its downside. It's quite physically demanding, and
Speaker 8: being on the road for that long it does get
Speaker 8: kind of hard. You do miss home. But no, it's
Speaker 8: an incredible life.
Speaker 3: You say it's physically demanding. Does I always think of
Speaker 3: people like you doing what you do. It would be
Speaker 3: cut blanche to eat whatever you want.
Speaker 2: And on your Insta you're eating.
Speaker 3: Pizza and burgers and chips and the whole works. You
Speaker 3: can pretty much fuel your body with whatever, couldn't you.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you know, you take a bit of liberty
Speaker 8: depending on how much you do and during the week.
Speaker 8: But I try and embrace the culture as much as
Speaker 8: I can.
Speaker 2: You're going to love it here.
Speaker 3: You should head to Fagazi, which is just the most
Speaker 3: beautiful restaurant here in Adelaide in a place called Peel
Speaker 3: Streets and make sure you're head.
Speaker 10: There all right.
Speaker 8: Writing that down right now.
Speaker 2: Tho Gharzi FuG as xen.
Speaker 4: Thanks Brettan, Can you repeat that? Backs on?
Speaker 8: No, I'm not braving up for that.
Speaker 4: Tickets are on sale today in the Base Adelade Festival
Speaker 4: Center from May twenty twenty five. Brendan, thank you so much,
Speaker 4: and thank you for giving insight into what actually happens
Speaker 4: behind the scenes, because the lives that you guys lead
Speaker 4: are truly fascinating.
Speaker 8: Oh it's a pleasure. Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Brendan. Can't wait to see it here.
Speaker 4: Jeez, thanks guys, mate, thank you, Oh thanks, don't worries
Speaker 4: f you gas.
Speaker 11: Your father he's on money shod and naughty six Note Jose,
Speaker 11: this particular segment is not for the elderly naughty six
Speaker 11: forty chance.
Speaker 4: For us, it's been a little bit risk gay before
Speaker 4: we straighten up to about seven o'clock, I need your
Speaker 4: help with some two by the way, Okay, you know me.
Speaker 4: You know I love a bold, humorous stunt, and this
Speaker 4: one involves lazy clinics. They've unveiled a striking field art
Speaker 4: installation believed beneath one of London's busiest flight pass. Dubbed
Speaker 4: Crotch Circles, it's an artwork that features three moon designs
Speaker 4: representing popular bikini line styles. They are the Brazilian, the
Speaker 4: Hollywood and the Bikini. So when you land in you
Speaker 4: see three particular styles of how do I say it,
Speaker 4: manicured ladies? Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Yes it does.
Speaker 4: But this is where I'm confused, and also Producer Flat
Speaker 4: is confused because we're two blokes and needs some medication.
Speaker 4: We're just trying to better ourselves. It's all out self development.
Speaker 4: Take us through it. What's a Hollywood?
Speaker 3: So what Hollywood is a complete removal of all the
Speaker 3: hair down there?
Speaker 4: Oh my, very good, you're bold essentially Okay, because this
Speaker 4: coincide and a little study I've done, thirty two of
Speaker 4: women opt for the Hollywood complete hair removal.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well, I mean layser is an interesting one.
Speaker 2: Before we digressed it, what do you want to do
Speaker 2: the other styles? First? Before we digressed into the laser's territory.
Speaker 4: Well, this is where beautiful nature produces Flack and I
Speaker 4: get a little bit confused. Yeah, what's the Brazilian? Because
Speaker 4: did you think of Brazilian? Was everything?
Speaker 6: I thought a Brazilian was completely bald?
Speaker 2: Both baffoons.
Speaker 3: No, that's like the little triangle or the little as
Speaker 3: we call the Landing Street.
Speaker 6: Oh, what's is what's the one that's the backsacket?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the Hollywood. That's everything.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, because because Flack's got the hairy back, it's
Speaker 4: actually his high school nickname, hairy Back Flack.
Speaker 2: And Crack.
Speaker 4: And finally, the classic Buchani line, Yes, what's what's happening?
Speaker 3: Oh that's essentially what most of us do. And you're
Speaker 3: just tidy up outside, so to say you've got a
Speaker 3: pair of bathers on. It's just that line. So you're
Speaker 3: bikini line, so you can't see anything.
Speaker 4: Are you gaslighting?
Speaker 2: Ess? Well, no, I'm not gaslighting gaslights.
Speaker 4: I think that everything's fine, everything's perfectly kept. You're just
Speaker 4: holding it in perfectly.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know what today.
Speaker 2: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: What you need to know with Jody and had.
Speaker 2: Everything you need to know this morning.
Speaker 3: And speaking of concerts, apparently there was a bit of
Speaker 3: a ruckus last night.
Speaker 2: At the front of Dean Lewis.
Speaker 4: I will listen to this thought with me from He's
Speaker 4: a lover, not a fighter. His music there's not like
Speaker 4: the folk violence. What the hell's gone on?
Speaker 3: And I guess emotions just boiled over because there were
Speaker 3: cops everywhere apparently when people were leaving, and there was
Speaker 3: some suggestion that someone might have been injured.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You just spoke to Hayden Nelson. He's
Speaker 2: down there on the scene.
Speaker 4: What did he well, he said, the Cherry Festival actually
Speaker 4: Cherry's top shelf, Jan Lewis second. But there's there's like
Speaker 4: reports and rumors of someone potentially getting stabbed with keys
Speaker 4: and all sorts of things. I mean to get the
Speaker 4: bottom of this, because it's just it's not the Dean
Speaker 4: Lewis concert that I know.
Speaker 2: It's not the spirit of Dean Lewis.
Speaker 4: It's not in the spirit of Deans.
Speaker 3: It's not on this Dean Lewis Bingo card is it
Speaker 3: at all?
Speaker 4: And when Dean Lewis says how do I say goodbye?
Speaker 4: In particular that Adelaide, he says, I don't have a
Speaker 4: problem with at all. When the kids spied each other. No,
Speaker 4: come on, make love. That's why I do this.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's talk wine, shall we? So what about this?
Speaker 2: Pizza Hut has launched a limited edition tomato wine.
Speaker 4: Fill it it up there it is. Oh, those beautiful
Speaker 4: tomato aromas.
Speaker 3: Legedly captures the essence of your favorite slice in every
Speaker 3: single sip. I've joined forces with Kansas based Irvines Just
Speaker 3: Pop Beyond Paradise Winery to create the unique beverage.
Speaker 2: Interested It's Friday night. We all know what that means
Speaker 2: at your house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, proper bottle of tomato wine.
Speaker 2: No steak, beers and tears night.
Speaker 4: Replace the beers with tomato wine. Yeah, gorgeous. Look. When
Speaker 4: you think wine knobs, you think of you know, those
Speaker 4: fancy people who sit there and they say outrageous things like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's danting across my palate.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well the Tannin's.
Speaker 4: Producer, flak Is is one even worse than that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is a boku walks in very snooty nose and
Speaker 4: talking about the wine that he had last night.
Speaker 6: All I said was, my sweet spot is a thirty
Speaker 6: dollars bottle of wine, and I just I don't think
Speaker 6: the wine that you occasionally drink. What's it called the
Speaker 6: ten dollar?
Speaker 2: Are you too good for stump Jump? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're saying?
Speaker 4: It's too good for Stumpy?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't want to be rude, but it's a
Speaker 5: bit basic.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 4: Do you know just a quick story. I used to
Speaker 4: get stump jump as well. Do not turn me off.
Speaker 4: I reckon. I went to Dare Murphys somewhere and when
Speaker 4: I put it over and I was with car as
Speaker 4: well to pay for it, the bloke goes, oh, good
Speaker 4: old Stumpy ache like, oh that's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: You too good for stump Jump? Now that's wrong as
Speaker 3: you too.
Speaker 2: It is the most ell.
Speaker 3: It is the most elite bottle of ten dollars red
Speaker 3: that you will ever find.
Speaker 4: Okay, produce a flag. Are you sipping on some tomato
Speaker 4: wine anytime?
Speaker 2: Thirty eight bucks? Mind you.
Speaker 3: The tomato wine may be red in color, but is
Speaker 3: advertised it's tasting similar to a white wine when chill.
Speaker 6: If someone from the Barossa McLaren vale wants to bring
Speaker 6: it out, I'll give it a try. But unless I mean,
Speaker 6: it's great that it tastes like pizza, but unless it's
Speaker 6: a wine that tastes like barbecue meat lovers, I'm probably
Speaker 6: not touching it.
Speaker 3: I guess this is such a female thing to say,
Speaker 3: but I guess the way I look at it.
Speaker 2: Is it saves on colories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you're sort of tasting pizza and drinking
Speaker 3: your wine at the same time, you're harving the calories.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Friday calorie tips from Jody.
Speaker 4: Some really really life tips from Jody on a Friday.
Speaker 4: So much in the bass.
Speaker 2: It has been such a big week, hasn't it It has?
Speaker 4: We got there, we did.
Speaker 3: We're nearly over the finish line. But I think it's
Speaker 3: important to reflect, engage, see what's happened, work out how
Speaker 3: we can be better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it's all about, isn't it? Improvement, self reflection, positivity, negativity,
Speaker 4: all those things rolled into one tomato tomato whatever, it's
Speaker 4: Jody Starry enjoy Dear Diary.
Speaker 2: There's no other way to say it.
Speaker 3: This week started off well, a little bit kinky.
Speaker 4: It's like tickling or hot wax.
Speaker 12: And that's you know, honestly sometimes so you bring this
Speaker 12: stuff on yourself?
Speaker 2: Do you forget your words mixed up?
Speaker 3: So you confuse a life saving technique with the crucial
Speaker 3: part of the female anatomy. A bit of sweet potato
Speaker 3: just lodged in my throat and I literally couldn't breathe.
Speaker 2: And at that point where I couldn't breathe, you're yelling.
Speaker 4: Incorporate the.
Speaker 1: Theme in Maneuver.
Speaker 4: It's theme, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Words you can't say? Am I right?
Speaker 6: Beck?
Speaker 3: What are the words that you get wrong or you
Speaker 3: take them out of context? Let's go to you, Rebecca
Speaker 3: from Angle Veil. Let's have a crack at at what
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Sorry, thrill? What are you trying to say?
Speaker 4: Are you trying to say squirrel?
Speaker 2: So? Why doesn't why doesn't your squirrel have an ass?
Speaker 2: Why is it a quirrel?
Speaker 4: I can't do it.
Speaker 13: I could do it if I do it alone.
Speaker 4: But then I felt like an idiot. Okay, well go again.
Speaker 2: Weird the schoolies.
Speaker 3: We're up and about and we learn how to know
Speaker 3: you've never left the Gold Coast without saying you've never
Speaker 3: left the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 4: I met someone from camera in the mosquit What the camera?
Speaker 4: Does that actually exist? The people living care cat that camera.
Speaker 4: It's good not to be bullied.
Speaker 2: Isn't it. Kids, I'll say the weirdest stuff.
Speaker 4: A four years old and she went into this big
Speaker 4: round where she explained that this family doesn't love her. Okay,
Speaker 4: I said something about mum. It might have been something
Speaker 4: food related. She said that Henry always teases her. And
Speaker 4: then I said to her, what about me? Like okay,
Speaker 4: and dad tried to break my leg. I know, I
Speaker 4: had to defend myself in my cars. She's like, she's
Speaker 4: break your lead.
Speaker 3: We learned to never pick a fight with Melanie Bracewool
Speaker 3: from the Cheap Seats.
Speaker 2: Well, well, we can.
Speaker 3: Catch all the highlights from the year on the Cheap Seats.
Speaker 3: The finale is tonight. I can't wait for it. You
Speaker 3: do a wonderful job.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being our second favorite New Zealand comedian.
Speaker 13: Well you, guys, my sick and favorite Adelaide radios suit.
Speaker 2: Just when we think things couldn't get anywhere.
Speaker 3: After sledging, mel I decided to drop a factually incorrect
Speaker 3: fun music fact and got eaten Alive. Yesterday, Harper wanted
Speaker 3: to hear the DA song, so I said, hey, Google,
Speaker 3: play the DA song and it came up as apartment
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, that's not the right song,
Speaker 3: and then my eleven year old said to me, yes,
Speaker 3: it is, because apat is short for you know, when
Speaker 3: you're shortened apartment, it's apartment. No, when you shorten apartment,
Speaker 3: it's like ap to, So it's meet me at the apartment, right,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Why do you look so blank?
Speaker 4: Is that the fact?
Speaker 2: That's the fun fact? You guys?
Speaker 4: A jerk producer flag. I've been doing some research where
Speaker 4: are we are? Great?
Speaker 6: Upatar is where you put your hands in the middle
Speaker 6: in a circle. Someone calls out a number and you
Speaker 6: go like, let's say it's ten. You go one, two, three, four,
Speaker 6: and hands keep going over the top of each other,
Speaker 6: and the one who's at the bottom has to take
Speaker 6: a shot. So it's a very much an alcohol driven
Speaker 6: game and that's called in Korea aupatar.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I'll see, that's what a fun fact is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fun. Great work flag.
Speaker 2: We should play it in an apartment.
Speaker 12: So to all the schoolies, I've got someone from camera.
Speaker 3: Small furry animals and the Lie Toddlers.
Speaker 4: I'd tried to break my leg.
Speaker 2: I'm not off this weekend, Kings and Queens, all my love.
Speaker 14: Celebrating normal dads of Adelaide doing hot things. Jody and
Speaker 14: Hazes Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are putting together a calendar the hot Dads
Speaker 3: of Adelaide. This is I mean, you don't have to
Speaker 3: be the hottest bloke on the planet, but you do
Speaker 3: have to do hot things that your partner goes, Oh
Speaker 3: my god when you do that, you're so damn sexy.
Speaker 3: The Gallander shoot is underway. We've got men doing beautiful
Speaker 3: stuff like handing out flowers, cooking after a long day,
Speaker 3: cooking shirtless. I don't know, it's all they're doing things
Speaker 3: with the children. Most of the slots are filled up,
Speaker 3: as in eleven of the slots are filled up.
Speaker 2: However, there's still.
Speaker 3: One remaining, and that one remaining month is the pinnacle.
Speaker 3: It's what everyone who's a dad in Adelaide and who
Speaker 3: is hot should aspire to, and that is December.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I put to you, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: I've spoken to Kara and she said, you do some
Speaker 3: pretty hot things around the house.
Speaker 13: This is.
Speaker 3: So it's just dawned on you when I'm about to ask,
Speaker 3: I think it's written all over your face. Would you
Speaker 3: be happy to be our hot dad's of Adelaide December representative?
Speaker 4: Let me just find this button. Sorry. What I meant
Speaker 4: to press was this.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, press anything but those buttons. Press
Speaker 3: the explosion. I don't care, but some sort of agreeance
Speaker 3: noise that you're happy to be missed a December in
Speaker 3: our calendar.
Speaker 4: You're the boss putting this on me. I thought we
Speaker 4: had a discussion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did have a discussion, but then I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'd just like to put you on the spot on
Speaker 3: live radio.
Speaker 2: It's what we do.
Speaker 4: I know that you definitely didn't have discussion my wife
Speaker 4: because we spoke about this other day and she was like,
Speaker 4: you don't do any of these things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but if we drill down long enough,
Speaker 3: I'm sure that we could find something that she finds
Speaker 3: sexy about. You.
Speaker 4: Gosh, what do I possibly do?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, ok to say yes, you gonna find something? Yeahs around.
Speaker 3: I know that's going to be the challenge for everybody
Speaker 3: involved in the calendar.
Speaker 2: But you've already had experience. You've been in the Central
Speaker 2: dis Districts calendar.
Speaker 3: What year two thousand and what twenty ten? Okay, let's
Speaker 3: recapture some of that form.
Speaker 2: Shall we.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we can. My hair was so
Speaker 4: much more thicker. I know, my skin was more bronze.
Speaker 4: My rig was in order. Had the facial hair going
Speaker 4: on as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had the smolder look. Let's read.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's recapture the smolder. That's the challenge for you
Speaker 3: as a thirty eight year old, actually thirty nine year old,
Speaker 3: mister December, you are for it.
Speaker 4: Pass me, pass me the cam. There we go, let's
Speaker 4: get the smolder look going on work.
Speaker 2: It's going to take six meers.
Speaker 4: I'll do it for thee I'll do it for the tea. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll do it for the Advertiser Foundation Kids Appeal.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 3: See we put that element in there, so you couldn't
Speaker 3: say no to the kids and the charity.
Speaker 4: My gosh, what have I got a couple of days
Speaker 4: to try and get in good Nick?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Probably less.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Birthday.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is how we roll. We give out a
Speaker 2: random day.
Speaker 3: You have to marry that up to the random month
Speaker 3: and you win a thousand dollars And I'm hoping, hope
Speaker 3: from golf you heights, that is you this morning?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 2: Morning?
Speaker 13: Good? How are you.
Speaker 2: Guys going great? Thank you? A thousand bucks. It's in
Speaker 2: your pocket. We're heading into the weekend. What happens with it?
Speaker 2: Let's blow it a girl.
Speaker 4: Oh that'sunny here, Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, Hope.
Speaker 3: Obviously you were born on the eighth, Yes, yeah, okay, camera, goy, Josh, Now,
Speaker 3: come on, Josh, you're in for.
Speaker 4: A big old, big old spin. Let's blow it baby, come.
Speaker 15: On the weekend needs.
Speaker 4: So she can't have that big old bender responsibly, of course,
Speaker 4: I hope it's all about hope.
Speaker 2: Were you born on the eighth of January? No, No,
Speaker 2: You're going to have to be sensible.
Speaker 4: It was close, wasn't It was March.
Speaker 9: Nearly October?
Speaker 2: Nearly certainly not.
Speaker 4: The same same month for Matt. Yeah, on your hope.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing never Hope. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for playing. Have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 4: Thanks guys, base Sell goods. Don't you get flat because
Speaker 4: we will play again at.
Speaker 2: Nine o'clock forty five minutes to go again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, chance to really finish off the weekend strong. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's do this, Battles.
Speaker 2: Thanks, I'm familiar territory for you.
Speaker 3: This is how it rolls out. We have a theme
Speaker 3: each week. This week's theme was Summers Come early thirty
Speaker 3: six today. Yeah, and so.
Speaker 2: We run with that theme.
Speaker 3: We choose the song each and then we go head
Speaker 3: to head on Insta, on the Journey and Hazy Page
Speaker 3: and we come up.
Speaker 2: With a winner.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know the other thing about today is the
Speaker 4: cricket starts.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you're seeing test cricket on the telly in summer,
Speaker 4: it's summer tour. It's just that's a naisy summer right there.
Speaker 3: Okay, Cabra go, Josh joins us. Now, so our two
Speaker 3: songs went head to head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had Snoop Dogg's money like this is mine
Speaker 4: Snoop Dogg, and you had a bit of Ellie.
Speaker 16: Two very summary songs, indeed, and it's good to know
Speaker 16: that you had full faith in yours, Jody.
Speaker 2: Know, I just sometimes have a little mental blank when
Speaker 2: it comes to be all the bangers. But we're are good,
Speaker 2: that's mine.
Speaker 4: You don't deserve to win.
Speaker 2: I'm heavily invested.
Speaker 16: Now, I'll tell you it was pretty close. Forty five
Speaker 16: votes in it. Yeah, no it's not so.
Speaker 5: Can I get a drum roll?
Speaker 4: Please? Are we?
Speaker 5: It's Jody Addie.
Speaker 4: It was going to go down, don't you boo.
Speaker 2: That it's supposed to be impartial over there with the buttons?
Speaker 4: I am. I am impartial with the buttons. Where's the
Speaker 4: sound effects? Where's the applause? Can't find it? What about this?
Speaker 4: That's not it? That's not eat here? Well done?
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 4: I'm a saw a loser.
Speaker 3: Though, so that I think that's that is what we
Speaker 3: call the nail in the coffin that you can't win.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: IM pretty strong. I can push out. I can push
Speaker 4: my way out of a nailed coffin's. I've done it before.
Speaker 2: It's twenty two eighteen, so.
Speaker 4: We've got three weeks left. Yeah, it's twenty to eight
Speaker 4: and three weeks left, and the last one is worth
Speaker 4: two traditionally worth always worth It's always worth two, I'll
Speaker 4: give you.
Speaker 12: So.
Speaker 4: So we're three weeks left, so there's still a chance
Speaker 4: for me. It's called five points and you're what four
Speaker 4: points ahead? So I have to win every single week
Speaker 4: then now yep, all right, okay, buddy, I'm so flat.
Speaker 2: Now I'm so comfortable that play myself.
Speaker 4: Congratulations you're winning. Song for Battle of the Bangs this
Speaker 4: week is Nelly pot in here and that takes us
Speaker 4: too twenty two to eighteen. Congratulations to you, Jody Enjoy.
Speaker 4: I'm not dance.
Speaker 2: I'm itchy.
Speaker 4: I'm itchy for a comeback. That's good, although you know
Speaker 4: it can be confused. That's how bad I dance. It
Speaker 4: looks like I'm ITCHI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to expert exactly. No, I saw it here.
Speaker 4: Twenty two to eighteen. Now, Battle of the Banks, that's
Speaker 4: the school. So from now on there's only three more opportunities,
Speaker 4: and the last one is worth double points. I need
Speaker 4: to win. It is due or die. Desperate times for you,
Speaker 4: very desperate times. Asper usual, never a dull moment when
Speaker 4: this man is on board. Fits is joining us right now.
Speaker 4: Good morning to you, fitz e Jo.
Speaker 10: And am I currently talking to Is it mister September
Speaker 10: of the Hot Dance of Adelaide calendar man?
Speaker 2: Incorrect, mister December. We're bringing it. We're bringing it home hard.
Speaker 5: Very Christmas. Imagine putting a bit of missiletoe over that one.
Speaker 4: Jode.
Speaker 5: Thanks, Actually you do look high.
Speaker 10: I don't know for me, it's a choice out of
Speaker 10: Andrew Hayes or if it's Tom Wren. I don't know
Speaker 10: who I'm going to be taking home for Christmas.
Speaker 2: F Yeah, it's a tricky one.
Speaker 4: We can both fit your stocking.
Speaker 5: Tommy. You could fit eight Tom Wren's in a stocking. Oregon.
Speaker 3: You're not giving Tommy enough credit here, Fitzy, son of
Speaker 3: Mick and Claire.
Speaker 2: We've been talking this morning about when you.
Speaker 3: Knew that something big was happening in your house, like
Speaker 3: your parents break out something special and fancy just to signify,
Speaker 3: especially Asian for example, little parents.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, usually I think it was usually at the end
Speaker 4: of either harvest or when we're sewing, and if there
Speaker 4: was a box of crown he's in the fridge man,
Speaker 4: Mister Bill Hayes, he was on he was really in
Speaker 4: celebration mode.
Speaker 5: I mean, this was what wasn't a big thing.
Speaker 10: But on a Friday night we used to pick up
Speaker 10: Mum from the dental surgery a more for vale. She
Speaker 10: would jump into the garden. I used to love how
Speaker 10: Dad would go, Dal, you're not cooking at night. We're
Speaker 10: going to junk food corner nor lunger there and you'd
Speaker 10: have a choice, Jody, you have a choice between macas
Speaker 10: KFC or pizza Haut. Dad would give you ten bucks.
Speaker 10: It was a two piece food for me every time,
Speaker 10: with a bit of coal slaw. That was always KFC
Speaker 10: for me. But we always knew that we were having a
Speaker 10: big one. The other one was we lived in Christie Downs, right,
Speaker 10: and I had no idea until Mom and Dad told
Speaker 10: me this later on we bought this house. Mom and
Speaker 10: Dad bought a house in Christi Downs for thirty grand.
Speaker 10: That was two years ago. We had two fences, right.
Speaker 10: We had a fence around the block of land and
Speaker 10: then there was another huge fence that was set five
Speaker 10: meters in from the fence.
Speaker 5: On the outside of the block. And I never understood it.
Speaker 10: I remember we used to have all these weird people
Speaker 10: knocking on our door saying is the party on today?
Speaker 10: We found out afterwards, but we bought the house off
Speaker 10: that were the head of.
Speaker 5: A nudist colony.
Speaker 10: Yes, and they used to have parties in the backyard,
Speaker 10: completely starkers and that's why they had two fences so
Speaker 10: no one could see in WHOA. The three legged race
Speaker 10: was really weird, but I apart from that, it was well.
Speaker 4: Tom randaz Re entered the conversation.
Speaker 2: Speaking of athletic ability. Let's talk the draft.
Speaker 4: Sure, As a fellow number four pick, what sort of
Speaker 4: advice have you given to new Crosed Draper.
Speaker 10: I felt like giving him a call last night and
Speaker 10: just saying, well, I know how you feel Wednesday night.
Speaker 10: I know how you feel mate, coming in at number four.
Speaker 10: The thing is he's got a bit of football ability.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 10: I'm really pumped. He's a local boy, good Southern boy.
Speaker 10: He goes to card Iro in college and he's a jit.
Speaker 10: That's the other thing. He's quick, he's agile, and I
Speaker 10: think he's only going to get stronger, faster and he'll
Speaker 10: be great for the Crows.
Speaker 3: We also had a discussion and you might be able
Speaker 3: to help us out in this with the social media
Speaker 3: now and the fact that everything is filmed. When all
Speaker 3: these kids get drafted, it's like fifteen of their mates
Speaker 3: pile in with pillows and just fists. I do their
Speaker 3: very best to try and injure their best mate who's
Speaker 3: just got drafted at that moment. Like more talk us
Speaker 3: through those celebrations. It's insane.
Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't go to the draft. I didn't
Speaker 5: do it draft camp. I didn't go to the draft.
Speaker 10: I actually we had a big night at the Crown
Speaker 10: down its Victor Harbor the night before. I remember this,
Speaker 10: and I was hung over the day. I suppose this
Speaker 10: says a lot about my football career. But yeah, our
Speaker 10: heap of friends around and you would hear it on
Speaker 10: the radio. I'm pretty sure we heard it on the
Speaker 10: radio and we were informed that I was going to Sydney.
Speaker 10: Was Mum was crying her eyes out. Dad was celebrating.
Speaker 10: He was getting rid of me. But it is, it's
Speaker 10: such a big day. But I wasn't. I wasn't actually
Speaker 10: at the draft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, did you get a night at jump food
Speaker 3: Corner after you got drafted?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Anyway, the Vince Geralds know how to celebrate with some KFC.
Speaker 4: Fitsy appreciate your time mate. We'll do it all again
Speaker 4: next week.
Speaker 5: Good on you guys, Thanks mister December