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Speaker 1: Wow, I love this phone topic where people make major

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Speaker 1: life changes. Yep, you know where they might pack everything

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Speaker 1: up and they might go and live on a boat,

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Speaker 1: or travel around the world, or go and do something.

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Speaker 1: Just give it if you've got a story. Thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 1: It's quite inspiring, isn't it. He's really inspiring because this

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Speaker 1: is a story. Well this guy had to do it.

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Speaker 1: His name's David Glashan. He's seventy eight years of age now,

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Speaker 1: but he was a multi millionaire.

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Speaker 2: He was a stockbroker right lost all his.

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Speaker 1: Money in the nineteen eighty seven Black Tuesday crash, then

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Speaker 1: had massive problems with his wife. His marriage was over

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Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety one, and he said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: stuff this, I'm going to live on an island called

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Speaker 1: Restoration Island up in Cape York Peninsula at the top

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Speaker 1: of Queensland. No one else is on there except him

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Speaker 1: and dingoes. And he's two mannequins there. So that's serious.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's David.

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Speaker 3: She just look at that bed.

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Speaker 1: I know he just lives there. So he just basic.

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Speaker 1: He's like Tom Hanks on Castaway. He eats fish, but.

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Speaker 3: He looks like he eats quite well.

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Speaker 4: It's a bit podgy than I would have thought for

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Speaker 4: a man living on an island, living off the land.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's got he's got a few problem there's his

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Speaker 1: house set, there's his dingo there that's trying to attack him.

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Speaker 1: I think there's another one here where's dingo's trying to

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Speaker 1: attack him. It looks like a real castaway story fits.

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Speaker 1: It's an amazing story, and he's just packed it up.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear David's Castaway Islands isolation tips? Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's you just your basic ones. Make sure you've got

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Speaker 1: a good supply of fresh water. And he's because he's

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Speaker 1: got the island to himself. There's a couple of little

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Speaker 1: catchment places where he can go there and just come

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Speaker 1: and have a bit of a sip.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: He has a backup generator cheap, get a medical kit

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Speaker 1: and a basic set of tools. This is the thing though,

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Speaker 1: he's his health is really deteriorating now and he's gottn downhill.

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Speaker 1: So so he would like a doctor on the island,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think he's going to get one. Look

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Speaker 1: it goes through pack a collection of good books and

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Speaker 1: board games. You need a hell of a lot of books.

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Speaker 1: He's another and get a home brew beer brewing kit

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Speaker 1: so you can enjoy an alcoholic beverage. Has a change

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Speaker 1: since this is at the last one he hears the

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Speaker 1: one that's a bit a companion is good. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the hunt for a nice lady. But my two mannequins

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Speaker 1: are good for the moment.

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Speaker 2: Ew what does he doing to the mannequins?

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Speaker 4: Just dressing them up and sitting having dinner chap.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 4: It just paints a disgusting picture to see that little

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Speaker 4: hut that he's made. And then he's ripping into his

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Speaker 4: home brew. It's full of hops and green and frothy.

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Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, around the mannequin and he shuts

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Speaker 4: his eyes and he starts to wander his hands on

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Speaker 4: the maniguan's legs, sliding up the thigh and oh my god,

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Speaker 4: as hard as a rock.

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Speaker 2: Those mannequins need a restoration as well.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to say that he's as hard as

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Speaker 3: the mannequin.

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Speaker 2: Because the dingo is right there.

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Speaker 1: He's here, and everything that you're saying, that's his dad

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Speaker 1: right there can't turn.

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Speaker 4: On you rip your straight out and your sleep, won't.

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Speaker 3: It Well, this is the fall.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about as well.

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Speaker 1: I mean dingoes are I mean they can be beautiful dogs,

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Speaker 1: but wild, but then at some stage they will turn

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Speaker 1: on you for ferns.

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Speaker 4: Why bear girls says you've got to sleep off the ground.

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Speaker 4: Always sleep off the ground.

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Speaker 3: Guys, you didn't see a hammock in that picture.

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Speaker 4: No fine home he's built for himself.

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Speaker 5: No leave.

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Speaker 3: I saw an old mattress with a mannek about it

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Speaker 3: when I.

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Speaker 1: Was when I was trying to buy my first home

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Speaker 1: and it was too expensive, and I'm going, what do

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Speaker 2: And a guy said to me, why don't you?

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Speaker 1: You can buy a marina down the road from you

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Speaker 1: birth birth there will only cost you around about fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Okay, so that's your birth, that's your land.

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Speaker 1: So then go buy an old boat and live on that.

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Speaker 1: There was a moment there here where I went, Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing idea.

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Speaker 3: This guy's genius.

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Speaker 2: Just rock yourself, sleep at night with the waves.

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Speaker 5: What turned you off this wonderful idea for your life.

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Speaker 4: Girls, come back to my super yacht. Just watch your

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Speaker 4: head getting in there. Sorry, that was last night's dinner

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Speaker 1: I think there was a moment where I thought, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a loser.

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Speaker 4: Everybody loves the pranks to guys, but you know what,

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Speaker 4: there's a fine line of when that prank goes too far,

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Speaker 4: and sometimes, you know, there's a fun line between pleasure

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Speaker 4: and pain. You might be having a bit of a

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Speaker 4: laugh a minute and then they realize the joke that

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Speaker 4: it's on has not landed. Well, we've all been there.

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Speaker 4: We know that feeling of thinking it's a good idea

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Speaker 3: Oh, whoopsie Daisy.

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Speaker 4: I want to tell you about a maid of mine,

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Speaker 4: and he works in the entertainment game and he's a

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Speaker 4: big celebrator of birthdays when he works with a crew,

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Speaker 4: whether it's a TV show or whether it's a movie,

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Speaker 4: And one in particular was when he was working on

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Speaker 4: kid's party and you have a pinata, you fill it

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Speaker 4: full of Lolli's, as we all know. If it's an

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Speaker 4: adults party, you phillip full of adult content. And things.

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Speaker 4: So he decided to organize this for the adult who

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Speaker 4: was having the birthday. Pinada got underway, smashed it open,

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Speaker 4: all these different things fell out on the floor, and

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Speaker 4: the manager or the EP on the show said, it's

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Speaker 4: time you can go. This is a kid's production, so

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Speaker 4: we don't need that wiggling around on the floor.

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Speaker 3: Anyway. He's married, he's happy. He does a lot of

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Speaker 4: He goes for a lot of pranks I see quite

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Speaker 4: often comically timed for when she gets home, so he'll

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Speaker 4: She had warned him that the pranks were wearing thin.

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Speaker 4: It's fine if you want to prank, you've got your mates.

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Speaker 4: Go and do your pranks with your mates. But for me,

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Speaker 4: why don't we work on something called a normal relationship

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Speaker 4: where you don't have to prank me because I'm your

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Speaker 2: Good work.

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Speaker 3: Last, he couldn't stop.

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Speaker 4: He set up the prank where he wanted her to

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Speaker 4: think that when she woke in the door, he'd been murdered.

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Speaker 4: So he got he got some lamb's brains and sauce

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Speaker 4: awkwardly placed, and he's got the lamb's brain and and

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Speaker 4: his hand. She walks screams, my husband's been herded.

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Speaker 3: Runs out.

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Speaker 4: If he runs outside to call the police, he runs

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Speaker 4: after it. Just a joke, just a joke, gotcha having

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Speaker 4: a laugh, having a laugh, having a laugh. And that

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Speaker 4: was the last prank he'll ever play on his wife,

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Speaker 4: because she played another prank called the divorce papers. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's not so much of a good payoff that you

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Speaker 4: kind of split everything down the middle and you go

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Speaker 4: your own way and the relationship was over. Really was

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Speaker 4: that worth it?

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Speaker 5: Did he think that was worth it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Look, if you look back now, says, I don't know

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Speaker 4: where he is at his life in his romantic stakes,

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Speaker 4: but I think he would still say, not a bad joke,

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Speaker 4: not a bad prank.

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Speaker 1: Look, I've been there a couple of times. First one

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Speaker 1: was with Dad. He was a sparky. I set up

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Speaker 1: a phone call and I had a real loud crack

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Speaker 1: go off in the background, and I was talking to Dad, going, Dad,

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Speaker 2: It's just up on.

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Speaker 1: The wall here there's a wire hanging down and he's like, well,

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Speaker 1: don't touch it, don't touch it.

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Speaker 2: Then we let it off. The crack and then I

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Speaker 2: hit the deck. That's terrible.

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Speaker 5: That is so unkind.

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Speaker 6: But because he's not there to see you in person,

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Speaker 1: Said, I've had a couple of mates that have passed.

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Speaker 1: It's a silly joke. And I said, I won't do

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Speaker 1: What about that the kidnapped? The kidnap that was good.

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Speaker 1: Now we were young, dearie, and that was yeah. We

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Speaker 1: had a great group of friends. We'd go to house

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Speaker 1: and it was the best. And there was two girls

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Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere and it was pitch black, Sarah there.

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Speaker 1: We weren't even in street lights. We'd set up two cars,

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Speaker 1: We'd set up some mates beforehand. This car comes out

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Speaker 1: They go to the car, they get one of our

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Speaker 2: We were in the car with the girls in the

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Speaker 1: They're hysterical crying, and then we drive up a bit

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Speaker 1: further and the cars pulled over and there he is,

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Speaker 5: How old were you when you did this?

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Speaker 2: I was very young. I would have been twenty eight,

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Speaker 2: twenty nine.

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Speaker 3: At least you got it out of your system under thirty.

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Speaker 5: I thought this was the one where you stole that

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Speaker 5: girl in the cockroach costume.

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Speaker 2: That was different as Terry the turmoil.

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Speaker 3: Well that was legitimate kidnapping. Well you thought she was

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Speaker 3: someone else, didn't you, and you grabbed her and then you.

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Speaker 2: Want me to ring in Tom.

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Speaker 1: We've got Steph and Jack here they are in the

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Speaker 1: stage show Mary Poppins, and they're here to rap.

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Speaker 2: Hell where I am fad.

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Speaker 5: I love it when you rap battle on Friday. You

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Speaker 5: don't know how much Dad we're way on.

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Stephen one has to go first, and this

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Speaker 1: is going to be an absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Jack just had the moment where he went, what the

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Speaker 3: hell are we doing here? What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 7: You know what?

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Speaker 3: Jack, We don't know either, mate.

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Speaker 3: Now? Jack? You once so you're think you could dance?

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Speaker 8: the return of Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 3: That is true.

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Speaker 5: It was back in the day when mister Banks needed

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Speaker 6: Doesn't Whipper have ten nannies to look after his frannie?

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Speaker 5: Did you need some help around the house while you sleep?

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Speaker 6: Mary Pobbins was kind and she loved to teach, but

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Speaker 6: Whipper gets on the scales, and then he frowns.

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Speaker 5: Because spoonfuls of sugar doesn't help your weight go down.

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Speaker 5: But Fitz loves his music to Coachella, he is addicted.

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Speaker 5: Sounding show grim.

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Speaker 5: Here comes Mary from the sky, singing her loup tune.

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Speaker 6: Harry Poppins used a brolli, but Whip needs a hot

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Speaker 5: And when all is said and done, Whip you are

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Speaker 5: the grosest because that's superclories, finger licking. Whipper's got halazos? Well,

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Speaker 3: Dare you trump me on supercolor bad linguistic? This is

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Speaker 1: This is an amazing story of a woman that had

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Speaker 1: I found out why my job is that I'm a

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Speaker 1: He It turned out that he was telling his mates

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Speaker 4: It's been a pretty big difference, I think. I mean,

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Speaker 1: He actually thought, that's what sex worker meant, that the

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Speaker 3: He just said, I thought that's what the sex worker was.

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Speaker 2: And the boys all thought that okay. One she was

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Speaker 3: Slipped her a fifty making I was hoping for something

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Speaker 1: She said, Am I own unreasonable to think that he

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Speaker 3: Yes he does, he does, Yes, he clearly does.

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Speaker 4: But you're right that there's some confusion that often goes

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Speaker 3: Someone and they say what they do, and you don't

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Speaker 3: what what? What's that? What do you do? But what

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Speaker 3: I'll have to say is, okay, so what does your

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: So what do you do when you get in? What's

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Speaker 3: what's the first thing?

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Speaker 4: Get a coffee?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's not what I'm asking.

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Speaker 2: But you know that you know they work in an office.

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Speaker 5: That you work with.

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Speaker 2: I don't know exactly what you do.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome?

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Speaker 5: Have you good team? Good team, good team.

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Speaker 2: It is interesting to know. I mean, you know, we're

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Speaker 1: But sometimes I do think what the role is of

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Speaker 3: Say, well shouldn't you be doing that? They go, do

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 3: Not really? Integration promotions, publicity.

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Speaker 2: Sales, I envy you.

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Speaker 1: That's going to make you are given a gift if

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Speaker 1: you if you're good at sales, you're amazing because you're

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Speaker 1: But sometimes I think to myself, you know when you

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 2: I've got a ring to clients today for the day.

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Speaker 3: Steve House business, and I'll go catch up and have

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Speaker 2: Tom.

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Speaker 4: Let's say, for example, Laura who works here, she's part

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Speaker 2: Audience engagement? So what does that mean, Tom, Well, it

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Speaker 7: Called integration, and before that it was called promotions.

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Speaker 3: So that's you wonder, why how do you integrate?

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Speaker 2: How are we integrating into her job? Well?

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Speaker 4: If engaging audience engagement, so integration not anymore.

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Speaker 3: Integration.

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Speaker 7: People, it's pretty much all the prime Well it's part

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Speaker 7: of it's all the prizes that we give away. She organizes,

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Speaker 3: While she'll right you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I do. I do know that she's great

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Speaker 3: She's What about the human experience division?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 5: People experience?

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Speaker 2: People explain that? Used to be Hr?

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Speaker 1: Wonder why I'm we're asking about your partner? What do

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Speaker 2: Veronica?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, all I know is that for the.

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Speaker 4: Past eighteen years he's worked with construction companies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, he holds a lot of meetings.

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Speaker 5: Is it communication? Is it environmental?

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Speaker 3: What's his title? Veronica? What's his title?

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Speaker 4: Communications?

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Speaker 1: Is Veronica? You've been with him for eighteen years? Has

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Speaker 1: he ever been on the work site? Like I say,

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Speaker 1: has he done the physical stuff early on and now

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Speaker 4: He's in the office so he can he can talk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So who does he.

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Speaker 5: Site every now and then?

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Speaker 2: What he does?

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Speaker 3: Communications are so broad, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I don't really know. Like I mentioned with my sister

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Speaker 3: in risker analysis, what are you doing? What are you

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Speaker 3: looking at? Is that too dangerous? Is that risky?

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Speaker 2: She said? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean is it communication? Are you just getting two

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Speaker 2: Off you go?

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