Speaker 1: Getting every morning every day Adelaides kids swear it's affective life,
Speaker 1: do they?
Speaker 2: Or was it just yours? No?
Speaker 3: No, it's so sweare. We had a bit of an incident.
Speaker 4: The girls all went along with their dad to the
Speaker 4: Adelaide six thirty six's on Friday night and they were
Speaker 4: in a particular area and my five year old got
Speaker 4: herself a Calipo. Yum, yum, delish, huge result. Also self
Speaker 4: contained mess too, which is what parents love about calippos
Speaker 4: because it all just like into the bottom of.
Speaker 2: The thing until they tip it right at the end,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, to get that extra sweet nectar, and then
Speaker 2: it goes all over them.
Speaker 3: Very true.
Speaker 4: So she got a Calipo and she was walking through
Speaker 4: the bowels of the entertainment center and she encountered two
Speaker 4: women who how do I put this, that had a
Speaker 4: couple of sherbis.
Speaker 2: So they had a couple of champagnes or whatnot, and
Speaker 2: they were very very excited about the situation for Harper.
Speaker 4: They were excited that Harper had a Calippo. And like
Speaker 4: all good parents, when your kid says something funny, you
Speaker 4: pulled up your video, don't you, and your tape it
Speaker 4: and this is Harper recounting her encounter who do ladies
Speaker 4: who'd had a couple.
Speaker 5: We were with Matt and Summer and Elite, and then
Speaker 5: two girls came up and I had a cliff and
Speaker 5: then they said, oh, that's a nice talking Clifflow.
Speaker 2: It's just seamless, seamless use of a particular word, yes.
Speaker 4: And apparently the girls followed up with whether they realized
Speaker 4: or of their ways that they said called it callippo
Speaker 4: and they were like oh, and followed up with anothers
Speaker 4: where we're so just double down girls.
Speaker 2: There's always at moments where you're youngster discovers the F
Speaker 2: word yes and starts using it in context.
Speaker 3: Correct. If you were one of those ladies four ten,
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from all.
Speaker 4: You were at the entertayment center on Friday night and
Speaker 4: you told my daughter a new word.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, six is one. It was excellent, and your
Speaker 2: daughter was enjoying a delicious collector exactly. It was excitement overla.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to Harper. Oh, she's now in the top three.
Speaker 2: She now joins no, it's a goat, kid, It's just
Speaker 2: a goat beautiful, and also she joins monkey on the
Speaker 2: car Kid ah, mony monkey on the car.
Speaker 3: You've got one of those, one of those kids.
Speaker 2: Oh that is very nice. Congratulations to me thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten. If you've got her little example for us.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe when you toddler discovered certain words
Speaker 2: and started using him in context, Yes, can be very confronting.
Speaker 2: We don't know where he's got it from, but my
Speaker 2: six year old is in context saying for f's sake
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh really, I mean, I've got a few ideas where
Speaker 4: he got it from. We wasn't mum, Carra, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Who knows? Jardy's daughter Harper tell is a very very
Speaker 2: good story greater telling stories, particularly about situations that she's
Speaker 2: been in.
Speaker 4: So she encountered a couple of ladies who'd had a
Speaker 4: few champagnes at the thirty six game the other night,
Speaker 4: and they got very excited that she was eating a callipo.
Speaker 2: And it happens. Here's how it went down through the
Speaker 2: mind of Harper.
Speaker 5: We were with Matt and Summer and Elise, and then
Speaker 5: two girls came up and I had a clippo and
Speaker 5: then they said, oh, that's a nice talking cliff yep.
Speaker 2: Because it was a pretty good Calypo by All Reports. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was orange or lemon lime,
Speaker 3: whatever it was, it was a nice clipper the top shelf. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was thirteen, twenty four ten. Or say it again.
Speaker 4: If you're one of those ladies who taught my daughter
Speaker 4: a new word on Friday night.
Speaker 3: At the Sixers, give us a call. I'd love to
Speaker 3: hear from you.
Speaker 4: But we would also love to hear from you if
Speaker 4: your kid seamlessly drops a sweet word.
Speaker 2: Oh leave from Mount Barker. What's the kid picking up?
Speaker 2: And how old are they?
Speaker 6: Therefore, my husband has a habit of saying f F.
Speaker 2: F yes, yes, me too.
Speaker 6: And I said to him, can you just please come
Speaker 6: here and do this?
Speaker 2: And he stopped, He.
Speaker 6: Turned and looked at me.
Speaker 2: He said f F fell his eyes and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: your pardon and he was like.
Speaker 7: And I was like, please just come here and do
Speaker 7: this now, that's not appropriate, and trying.
Speaker 6: To hold in the laughter was just so hard. Yeah,
Speaker 6: the big yes yes, And I'm like, oh, yes, so
Speaker 6: your father, that's.
Speaker 4: A problem, isn't it, Because they the minute you start laughing,
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, we're on here.
Speaker 2: They pick it up.
Speaker 3: Mom, and Dad think I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yes, someone can trouble for repeating this story for my
Speaker 2: beautiful wife powder sing Shrolder to the other day having
Speaker 2: a bit of squabble with Lottie and just seamlessly oh
Speaker 2: ffs lotty Yeah, And I was like I was looking
Speaker 2: at it, mom, and be like perfect time, perfect context,
Speaker 2: body language, sopri hang on, perfect, very well used, not appropriate,
Speaker 2: but very good use of ffs.
Speaker 3: Yes, was there a little grin from you?
Speaker 2: There was a little grin and I had to be stern,
Speaker 2: but inside I was laughing and almost shaking my fists.
Speaker 2: And geez it took us about less than a quarter
Speaker 2: of a second to work out where he picked it
Speaker 2: up from. You wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Que the death stare from car.
Speaker 2: Exactly thirteen and twenty four to ten. What are the youngsters?
Speaker 2: What are your toddlers in particular picking up some of
Speaker 2: that colorful language kids swearing in particularly toddlers, they can
Speaker 2: be very unpredictable. Yes, and when you say something wrong
Speaker 2: just once, it's like you've said it to him a
Speaker 2: million times exactly right, Harper, your youngest is a prime.
Speaker 4: Example of She was at the six's game on Friday night,
Speaker 4: and there are a couple of ladies who might've had
Speaker 4: a couple suggested that she had a lovely bleepin' calipo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I can't get enough of this too.
Speaker 2: By the way, here's how the story went down from Harparoddy.
Speaker 5: We were with Matt and Summer and Elite, and then
Speaker 5: two girls came up and then I had a clifflow
Speaker 5: and then they said, oh, that's nice talking cliff flow.
Speaker 2: I mean, I hear no lies, there's no lives. She's
Speaker 2: just reciting what you heard.
Speaker 4: Truth her defense in this case, When is it not
Speaker 4: a nice bleeping caleppo good good point? Capos are amazing,
Speaker 4: aren't they?
Speaker 3: The next level? Thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 4: When has your child just see must ly integrated a
Speaker 4: bit of blue language.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sarah from Darlington. Good morning, Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you going good?
Speaker 3: Good? How old? And what are they saying? We didn't
Speaker 3: say my son.
Speaker 7: So my son was about one and a half two
Speaker 7: and he was obsessed with avengers and his grandparents got
Speaker 7: him a pack of like all the different avengers and
Speaker 7: falcon was in there. He was running with falcon above
Speaker 7: his head, going mommy.
Speaker 8: Een.
Speaker 7: I was like, excuse me, and he's like mommy, and
Speaker 7: he could not get the word out right until I
Speaker 7: saw what was in his hand. Then I clicked and
Speaker 7: was like, ah, make them falcon.
Speaker 2: Oh what a little soup. I love that.
Speaker 7: Let him continue so I could film it for dad,
Speaker 7: because that's bifos.
Speaker 6: You must see.
Speaker 4: That's just responsible parents. And Sarah, when you had to
Speaker 4: get it on video before you say.
Speaker 9: Now never.
Speaker 7: A hand, yeah, I'm pretty sure it can be fine
Speaker 7: out strong then, so exactly.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Sarah, Thank you so much. Amy from angle Val,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Amy, good morning. Okay, we noticed CeNSE for
Speaker 4: ourselves here, But what sher kids saying?
Speaker 7: My son says Elijah, and he's yeah, and we were
Speaker 7: at the park recently and a car was driving pass
Speaker 7: and he went five wide.
Speaker 2: Look what about the sass on him? Did he tilt
Speaker 2: the hip when he said that as well?
Speaker 3: Where is that come from?
Speaker 6: Amy, obvious hospital call?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, clearly.
Speaker 2: That's excep two years old. Future is bright futures. Really Hey,
Speaker 2: what we know, Amy, is that you're a little larger
Speaker 2: is going to grab up with a full personality, which
Speaker 2: is a really really good thing.
Speaker 3: Thank you. So much for the call Amy bye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your father, he's on the money.
Speaker 4: Six.
Speaker 2: That's right at that time of the morning where we
Speaker 2: can be just a little bit risque before we straighten up.
Speaker 2: Ever so slightly after seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Okay. Peeing in the shower, do you do it?
Speaker 2: Do I do it?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Pee every I'm paying right now. Okay, I only pee
Speaker 2: in the shower, Joe.
Speaker 4: Okay, So a doctor has revealed why women should never
Speaker 4: pee in the shower or and I quote standing up?
Speaker 2: Is that because I assume it looks very strange a
Speaker 2: lady standing up to pea.
Speaker 4: Sort of I don't want to demonstrate, but you sort
Speaker 4: of have to. You genuinely have to stand with your
Speaker 4: legs spread apart, and then you tip your pelvist forward.
Speaker 4: It's very odd, not as natural as it comes to
Speaker 4: your voice, where you.
Speaker 3: Can just squirt it anywhere.
Speaker 2: You want, because we're so good for direction, because you're
Speaker 2: pouring the hose.
Speaker 4: If you're so good for direction, why is it always
Speaker 4: pee around a toilet bolt?
Speaker 2: Lack of concentration?
Speaker 3: Okay, lazy spoken about this.
Speaker 2: I sit down to pee quite free, particularly at hut.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, what yeh, don't chose my manhood.
Speaker 4: So how does that work logistically? You have to tuck
Speaker 4: it down, you tu it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you tuck it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah right.
Speaker 2: There's issues sometimes when it's touching the water, I wish jelly.
Speaker 4: Doctor Emma Qureshi says it is one not very higdutic,
Speaker 4: but more importantly, it will destroy your pelvic floor and all.
Speaker 4: So it might create mental associations where you hear water
Speaker 4: running and all of the sudden you need to run
Speaker 4: to o y classic.
Speaker 10: Classic, that's the thing doctors say. I remember when I
Speaker 10: was a kid, Ye have beauty or something and I
Speaker 10: couldn't pee, and they were like, shower as soon as
Speaker 10: you get out the shower, you all need to go
Speaker 10: to the mental thing.
Speaker 4: Well, it's an interesting one, that association between running water
Speaker 4: and needing to pay, because every single night I'll put
Speaker 4: on rain sounds before I go to bed, and you
Speaker 4: would think that would make me warn a wee.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't.
Speaker 2: You still regularly pissed the bed though.
Speaker 4: Just me and Harper, just a five year old and
Speaker 4: a forty eight year old, both in contin and.
Speaker 2: Kissing the bed. Whoever does that, the other person blames.
Speaker 2: James Blunt is just a gift from the musical God,
Speaker 2: and this album, in particular, Back to bed was one
Speaker 2: of the great albums. James Blunt has promised to change
Speaker 2: his name if this album once again goes to number one,
Speaker 2: because this re released this right, we don't deserve him.
Speaker 8: My name is James Blunt, and you have the power
Speaker 8: absolutely my life.
Speaker 2: I know you've had the rumors and they're true.
Speaker 8: I'm re releasing my debut album, Back to Bedlin, on
Speaker 8: October the eleventh, so as.
Speaker 2: A way to give back to you.
Speaker 8: If Back to Bedlin re enters the chances at number one,
Speaker 8: I will legally change my name.
Speaker 2: What will I change it to? Well, less entirely up
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 8: I've bean called many things in my life, moated man
Speaker 8: in pop, annoying, James Baije.
Speaker 3: I'll let the.
Speaker 8: People decide, but if it doesn't go to number one,
Speaker 8: I'm not changing my name. It's safe to say this
Speaker 8: is the most important democratic moment of the year.
Speaker 2: Yes, so the fans have voted and they want him
Speaker 2: to change it too, blunt face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't there a fairy in Sydney in Sydney Harbor
Speaker 4: that they changed?
Speaker 2: I think it was English. He was an English, but
Speaker 2: it was bodimc boat face. Yeah, so singe from Bodie
Speaker 2: mcboth pace. We potentially hood gets if it's temporary or
Speaker 2: a full time Blant mc blunt face.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, good Hazy McCay's face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you change your name if you could? Jody
Speaker 2: mcjode face, Jody mcjode face.
Speaker 3: Quite the same ring to it.
Speaker 2: Have you always liked Jody? I feel like everyone's got
Speaker 2: a name that like. Actually, I'd prefer to be that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I can see myself as a mackenzie.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I can go McKenzie. Mckenzi's quite nice.
Speaker 2: We were talking about naming Lottie McKenzie and then she
Speaker 2: got Lotti. I dare say, if we had another daughter
Speaker 2: right now, she'd probably be McKenzie.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, because we were going to call someone McKenzie too.
Speaker 3: I love that name. Why didn't I use it for me?
Speaker 2: I've got two names and the obvious as well. You've
Speaker 2: got freight train ohol hand and steel Rocks McGee. That's
Speaker 2: another you want which would you Which would you prefer?
Speaker 2: Joe's out of freight train o'hol hand or steel Rocks McGee.
Speaker 3: Steel rocks still rocks, pretty steel rocks.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. What about some of these celebrities
Speaker 2: as well, who have actually changed their names. I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people don't understand this. We go a
Speaker 2: few of them. Of course, you've got Snoop Dogg. Snoop
Speaker 2: Dogg was originally Snoop Doggy Dog and then he had
Speaker 2: a stint as a snoop line before settling on Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4: Do you think snoop line didn't stick because of the
Speaker 4: whole paddle pop.
Speaker 2: Reference potentially paddle popline? Who knows anyway, settled back on
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg. Katy Perry, she was originally Kate Hudson.
Speaker 3: Was she?
Speaker 2: Yes? And produce a flack to explain this to me
Speaker 2: in terms of Hollywood? And is it the Screen Actors
Speaker 2: Guild Guide or something? You can't be the same name
Speaker 2: as someone else. Okay, so there's already Kate Hudson.
Speaker 8: Of course.
Speaker 10: Emma Stone, the actress Emstone, very famous, but there's an
Speaker 10: author named Emma Stone. Her real name is Emily Stone. Sorry,
Speaker 10: so she goes by Emstone, but her real name is Emily.
Speaker 10: She gets really shit grumpy when call her Emma in interviews.
Speaker 2: So that's a good example. See, I find it strange
Speaker 2: that Michael B. Jordan didn't change his name because Michael Jordan,
Speaker 2: of course arguably the greatest athlete of all time. But
Speaker 2: Michael B. Jordan has made himself incredibles.
Speaker 3: Michael B. Jordan, Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: He got voted that the sexiest man on the planet.
Speaker 3: He's so hot.
Speaker 2: He's an actor.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: It's really really good. Got another one for you, Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 2: Her first name is actually Anna Stasarkis from her Greek dad.
Speaker 2: She's Greek. Her first name is Anna Stassarkus. I think
Speaker 2: that's how you say it. Yeah, that's strange, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And this is my favorite one. Joaquine Phoenix. His original
Speaker 2: name was Joaquine Raphael Bottom. And this is one one
Speaker 2: hundred percent truth. A bit of a strange upbringing. Maybe
Speaker 2: not strange, it's a little bit alternative. His family was
Speaker 2: part of a cult called the Children of God, and
Speaker 2: when they left, they changed their last name to Phoenix,
Speaker 2: which means birth.
Speaker 3: There you go, So there you go. Who you saw
Speaker 3: that coming?
Speaker 2: I can't believe. And then go back to hello there,
Speaker 2: mister Bottom, there you go.
Speaker 3: Hello, mister bottom speaking.
Speaker 2: Mister bottom speaking, Thank you very much. What an absolute
Speaker 2: ass ofle bloke. Ah.
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes see your headline and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 2: Men, Oh my gosh, men? Am I right? I'm embarrassed
Speaker 2: at bay? Am I right? Ladies? A man who sparked
Speaker 2: backlash shaft telling husbands to stop watching their wives giving
Speaker 2: birth as it ruins sex is a podcast host. His
Speaker 2: name is Elijah Shaffer. I think it is from LA.
Speaker 2: He revealed this on x formerly Twitter. He said watching
Speaker 2: a baby come out of their wives during childbirth cause
Speaker 2: more harm than good to a couple's sex life.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, do you have a vomit sound effect?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I din't, but I can give you one. Thank you seriously, Elijah, Like,
Speaker 2: what stage? At what stage do you go? It's time
Speaker 2: to grow up? Do you know what I mean? Because
Speaker 2: I can say this from my heart. I have seen
Speaker 2: my wife.
Speaker 3: I have seen some stuff.
Speaker 2: I have seen some stuff and what I will say
Speaker 2: your life. I've seen three births now and it is
Speaker 2: the most beautiful also the craziest thing that I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. And whatever fellas you think is
Speaker 2: hard in your life or whatever pain you think you've
Speaker 2: gone through or whatever you think you've accomplished, is nothing
Speaker 2: compared to watching your significant other give birth to your child.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel a bit sick about this is
Speaker 3: the fact that he.
Speaker 4: Reduces it to oh, I can't get off anymore, Like
Speaker 4: come on, like, this woman has given you new life,
Speaker 4: this woman has created a human being for you, so
Speaker 4: you can be a father.
Speaker 3: And you're like, I'm not horny anymore. Shut up.
Speaker 2: And you did that, muscles, Yeah, you did that. That's
Speaker 2: your work. Yes, so so cargo birth without any drugs.
Speaker 2: It was this thing. She just went on, I just
Speaker 2: want to see what it's like. And I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: Two more times.
Speaker 3: After that I could have told her and I was painful.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And I said to a couple of times,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I get it, I'll get it. We've all
Speaker 2: had bad cramps, like it's probably oh no, it's quite seriously.
Speaker 2: Through three berths, I only had a quick look down
Speaker 2: there once.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: And what I will say is my big question was
Speaker 2: how did this get when when everything was getting done
Speaker 2: and created and ticked off, How was this ticked off
Speaker 2: as a natural process. Yeah, it seems so very unnatural.
Speaker 2: But the reason jdes that I wouldn't look down there
Speaker 2: is because you hear so many stories of blokes seeing
Speaker 2: some blood and fainting and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: whoever's in the room. You soak up the medical attention,
Speaker 2: which is absolute bs. You shouldn't be in any situation
Speaker 2: where you're hogging a doctor. I didn't want to be
Speaker 2: that guy, and I felt like, because I get quite
Speaker 2: squeamish for the blood, I felt like if I saw
Speaker 2: too much, I could be the guy who falls over
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden derails the whole situation.
Speaker 4: Any bloke who goes down there and then hits the deck,
Speaker 4: O man, can you imagine.
Speaker 3: Being the oh, I'm sorry, it's about you now?
Speaker 2: Is that it's at you? I didn't want to be
Speaker 2: that guy, and I was pretty sure i'd get a
Speaker 2: little bit scraamshed. I get squamished with needles.
Speaker 4: What about some of the stupid things men say too,
Speaker 4: Like it was like watching your favorite playground burned down?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I heard that as well, watching your
Speaker 2: favorite bob burned down. And then you're like, and then
Speaker 2: the other wholesome conversation, Oh say goodbye to sleep. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's actually true.
Speaker 4: And there's also should I say it stitch joke. Come on,
Speaker 4: if I was an obstetrician and had a dollar for
Speaker 4: every time you heard the stitch joke, yeah, you'd be like, actually,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm an obstration I'm rich anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So our doctor and we had that conversation
Speaker 2: and she was like, as soon as someone says that,
Speaker 2: you're like, guess what, mate, you go into this giant
Speaker 2: dickhead category. Yeah, don't say because it's not funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not funny.
Speaker 3: It's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Thurteen twenty four ten. Are there any blokes out there
Speaker 2: who've said that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, who've actually been in the process and sort of
Speaker 2: half got squeamish and passed out because you can't control it.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're trying to pass out and derail
Speaker 2: all the attention.
Speaker 4: No. I can imagine it would be quite confronting though,
Speaker 4: So I would recommend don't go down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stay, stay at the top.
Speaker 2: In or send. It's a TEXTO for double nine one
Speaker 2: nine nine one nine. Hey, hey say goodbye to sleep,
Speaker 2: fellas it is. It's so fun. It's just a fun game.
Speaker 2: We do it every week. How fun spun jokes. It
Speaker 2: looks like you're having fun and it's.
Speaker 3: Not having fun.
Speaker 2: Are you praying?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: Pray what you're doing? Are you praying the song? Song?
Speaker 4: Song? Song?
Speaker 2: Gods?
Speaker 4: Kind of focus what I'm trying to do and just
Speaker 4: block out the external noise that he's Andrew.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of noise.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 3: All right, this is how it works.
Speaker 4: We've got no songs that have been orchestralized, throwbacks and hits,
Speaker 4: and we have to try and guess what they are.
Speaker 3: We've got two players this morning.
Speaker 10: A couple of listeners on Team Jodie is Phil from
Speaker 10: Angele Vale, who got through first and chose you chose me?
Speaker 8: Phil? Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Phil?
Speaker 2: Okay. First of all, I just like to say, Phil,
Speaker 2: I feel I thought I thought it was a guy.
Speaker 2: That's why I called you filthy? Sorry Phil, Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you hate me already.
Speaker 4: After and after producers we came in and Phil is
Speaker 4: a woman, So you still feel filthy?
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Phil. You know now you're really going
Speaker 2: for joy.
Speaker 10: Women can be feelthy too. And the teammates Vicky from behind, Hello,
Speaker 10: are we playing for a Wallace Cinema? Family pass.
Speaker 2: It is a tense battle.
Speaker 10: I'm difficult, Okay, fine, I won't say anything.
Speaker 2: Song number one, sure.
Speaker 3: Faces Jody.
Speaker 4: Last Friday Night Katie Berry.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm giving it.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. Is that week Friday Night?
Speaker 3: That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: I just hope we're in a space where you're giving
Speaker 2: petty victories.
Speaker 10: Did you not say last Friday Night? Yes, that's exactly
Speaker 10: what the song is called.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a really strong start as well done.
Speaker 10: Let's keep that momentum going. So number two it's tricky.
Speaker 4: Johnny Hazy went first.
Speaker 2: What's your guess?
Speaker 3: No, he's not around? No, no is it?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Bar songs? Boozy?
Speaker 10: She's no, there's a party. No, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: See I was gonna say tipsy, but you wouldn't have
Speaker 2: accepted that. You would have accepted the Jody said, But
Speaker 2: that's to get the total. I'm going to say this
Speaker 2: now as well. Do you want to go try and
Speaker 2: go for a clean sweet now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, thanks, come on, let's finish on a high one.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? It's just fun?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: This is this is what you do?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 3: It is fun? You're right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the b.
Speaker 2: I still can't get it. We're going to sing this the.
Speaker 3: Whole break Free resisted.
Speaker 10: You've already said the name of the song.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's Jody, It's break free bye go.
Speaker 2: On, am I on you can it's break free about Ariana?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Well done?
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 9: Now you know how it feels?
Speaker 2: Is that what it feels like?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: God, I don't know what's worse that you're a really
Speaker 10: bad winner or an even worse loser.
Speaker 2: They congratulations to you, Phil, good work, feel I feel.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Vicky, Vicky.
Speaker 7: I'm proud of Jody.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: I love it when people pity me.
Speaker 2: On top of that as well, you both on the
Speaker 2: standby list to score some tickets and cold playing Sydney Flatscommodation,
Speaker 2: So good luck to you both. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 10: And that means it's no longer double. It brings us
Speaker 10: to thirteen twenty.
Speaker 2: Four, and you know what that doesn't sit well with me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy that gets jealous
Speaker 2: or gets severe cases of fomo, and that is fear
Speaker 2: of missing out. Yes, but I've got it, and I've
Speaker 2: got it real bad. Do you know my biggest furies
Speaker 2: missing out on being a sickness post a child. Oh no,
Speaker 2: so congratulations to you because you are You're you're the
Speaker 2: shingles pin up lady. You're all the poster child.
Speaker 3: I mean, no one saw it coming, but here we
Speaker 3: are as a.
Speaker 2: Feel you're a celebrity. Like you walk down the street
Speaker 2: down one's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, how are you shingles?
Speaker 2: Shingles lady? Yeah, I love shingles chat too, and you're
Speaker 2: signing autographs and get some babies and yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: hosting conferences and all sorts of things.
Speaker 4: And I'm just signing off those autographs with all the
Speaker 4: shingle ladies.
Speaker 2: The shingle lady. Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: So I got to work because you know how I
Speaker 2: feel like and we both said this that we should
Speaker 2: be on equal terms, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So if you're a health poster child, why can't I
Speaker 2: be a health poster child?
Speaker 4: Something? Have you?
Speaker 3: Have you chosen an ailment?
Speaker 2: Maybe I have? Maybe the ailment has chosen me. Oh
Speaker 2: maybe it's a beautiful collaboration.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the universe just decide your fate.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty sure you didn't choose shingles. No shingles
Speaker 2: banded together and said who should we go for. Who's
Speaker 2: going to be the best post a child for us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And they chose you. Oh yeah, so congratulations. Guess what,
Speaker 2: You're not the only one who can collaborate and be
Speaker 2: a post a child for an ailment. Really, there's a
Speaker 2: new big dog in town. You know how regular I am.
Speaker 2: What I don't tell you is just sometimes the struggles
Speaker 2: that I go through when I'm away being regular, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, and look, sometimes it can be very quite
Speaker 2: a stifling process. So I thought, what would be the solution.
Speaker 2: Is there some sort of I don't know, powder or
Speaker 2: medicine or some kind of situation where I could be
Speaker 2: the post a child for an ailment that affects so
Speaker 2: many of us, and that is constipation. So congratulations to
Speaker 2: me because I am now, thanks to this beautiful partnership
Speaker 2: with Carusos, the post a child for something which affects
Speaker 2: so many women, men and women across will. So we've
Speaker 2: actually we're about to start running an at So producers,
Speaker 2: could you just show.
Speaker 3: Like in a public space?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Can you just show Jody here? Mind you add as
Speaker 2: the poster child for Cruso's constipation. That's a cressplay on that.
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Speaker 2: herbal and fiber combination containing caskara, yellow dock, fennel, and
Speaker 2: green banana powder. These help to relieve constipation by making
Speaker 2: it easier for you to poop. So if you're struggling
Speaker 2: to poop and would like to poo more, why not
Speaker 2: try it Kruso's Constipation Ease. Thoughts on that? Can you
Speaker 2: explain that? What did you what did you just see?
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, try to do.
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Because you are? That's that's how much of a struggle
Speaker 2: it is. Sometimes sometimes you swear profusely. Great thanks to Carusos. Yes,
Speaker 2: there is a solution. He guess who's the guess who's
Speaker 2: the bose? The child? Oh my boy, your boy.
Speaker 3: That's no one's saying that, are they.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think yes, absolutely, Yeah, in fact, that'll be up
Speaker 2: I'd say almost immediately at Jodi and Hazy on Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please check it out.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, well, congratulations, I guess jealous.
Speaker 9: In twenty seventeen, Cassie Sainsbury was arrested with almost six
Speaker 9: kilos of cocaine stuffed into headphone boxes.
Speaker 4: Cassie Sainsbury is right now inside a Colombian.
Speaker 2: Courtroom where she could learn her face.
Speaker 9: Just twenty two years old. Cocaine Cassie will spend the
Speaker 9: next three years in prison in Colombia.
Speaker 6: The Australian drugs Miggeloo is finally out, having spent three
Speaker 6: years in a Colombian prison.
Speaker 9: Since returning to Adelaide, she's appeared on Essays Australia.
Speaker 4: I feel proud of myself in the sense of say,
Speaker 4: seeing everything that I didn't want to ABC again.
Speaker 9: And now releasing a tell all memoir, Cocaine Cassie, sending
Speaker 9: the record straight. Please welcome Cassie Sainsbury.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Cassie, Good morning, Good morning. I know you've
Speaker 4: been doing the media around this morning, so thank you
Speaker 4: so much for your time.
Speaker 3: We really really appreciate it.
Speaker 4: I mean, we had a lovely chat yesterday and I
Speaker 4: walked away from it just thinking what a lovely girl,
Speaker 4: like a very very sweet human being who's been through
Speaker 4: a lot. I would really like for you to tell
Speaker 4: people how this all unfolded in the sense that you
Speaker 4: trusted a woman that you said groomed you called Wendy,
Speaker 4: and she betrayed your trust.
Speaker 3: Just tell people what happened.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 6: It was a relationship that unfolded where I basically made
Speaker 6: myself vulnerable to her because she knew that I was
Speaker 6: hiding in the closet and I wasn't ready to admit
Speaker 6: my sexuality or anything like that, and so she basically
Speaker 6: used that to take advantage of me, and I just
Speaker 6: wanted to constantly please her and be there for her,
Speaker 6: which led me down this road.
Speaker 4: Tell us about that night where you were arrested in
Speaker 4: the Bogata International Airport and just the absolute horror that
Speaker 4: went through your veins when you realized what was unfolding.
Speaker 2: Yep, we've lost her.
Speaker 3: There, cat, Oh we've lost her. Oh shame.
Speaker 2: It's okay, but so but you but you caught up
Speaker 2: with Cassie yesterday. We'll see, we'll do our best to
Speaker 2: get it back on the line. Yeah, I'm just trying
Speaker 2: the whole situation and also the reputation of this particular job. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's one of the worst in the world, is it not.
Speaker 3: Well, it's horrific.
Speaker 4: And she says that the very first night that she
Speaker 4: was in there, she was abused and attacked, and that
Speaker 4: happened fairly regularly over her three years in the prison
Speaker 4: as well. So it just a horrific place and experience
Speaker 4: for her to go through.
Speaker 2: So I always think as well, that first night, if
Speaker 2: it's a first night or two, where you go from
Speaker 2: living a normal life yep into a jail cell, and
Speaker 2: how much of that adjustment that would be Yeah, for
Speaker 2: anyone in any situation, no matter what has happened. That's
Speaker 2: something I think that you could never describe unless you've
Speaker 2: been in the situation like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're definitely having troubles getting Cassie back on the line,
Speaker 4: but I will tell you that she served nearly three
Speaker 4: years and then had to spend another two years on parole,
Speaker 4: so she couldn't even come home then. And that's when
Speaker 4: she met her now wife, who she met in a
Speaker 4: nightclub and they got married over there, and she came
Speaker 4: back to Australia and was like, this needs to be
Speaker 4: a beautiful, fairy tale homecoming, but it definitely wasn't because
Speaker 4: she speaks of the absolute shame of having to walk
Speaker 4: down the street and just not wanting anyone to know
Speaker 4: who she was or her story.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think everyone in most situations, and myself included,
Speaker 2: as soon as you hear a situation like that, you
Speaker 2: automatically go into a particular coin and you're like, well,
Speaker 2: why the why it happened? Why to do this? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Everyone's got their reasons. Yeah, and particularly with something like this,
Speaker 2: whether it is smuggling and things like that, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a really it's an interesting space because you just don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on in people's lives to have to
Speaker 2: go down that point or in a situation where you've
Speaker 2: essentially maybe been tricked.
Speaker 4: But also the way she spoke hazy, like she couldn't
Speaker 4: have hated her, like that nothing anyone else could say
Speaker 4: to her could be worse than what she was saying
Speaker 4: inside her own head, Like she spent three years just
Speaker 4: absolutely beating herself up, saying how did I, how did
Speaker 4: I arrive here? And how can I be a better person?
Speaker 4: So I didn't know how she found herself in that situation.
Speaker 2: There you go, our brief chat.
Speaker 4: It was a really good one that really about forty
Speaker 4: five seconds