WEBVTT - Jodie's 5-Year-Old Has Learned A New Word & It's F***ing Hilarious

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<v Speaker 1>Getting every morning every day Adelaides kids swear it's affective life,

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<v Speaker 1>do they?

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<v Speaker 2>Or was it just yours? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's so sweare. We had a bit of an incident.

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<v Speaker 4>The girls all went along with their dad to the

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<v Speaker 4>Adelaide six thirty six's on Friday night and they were

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<v Speaker 4>in a particular area and my five year old got

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<v Speaker 4>herself a Calipo. Yum, yum, delish, huge result. Also self

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<v Speaker 4>contained mess too, which is what parents love about calippos

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<v Speaker 4>because it all just like into the bottom of.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing until they tip it right at the end,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, to get that extra sweet nectar, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it goes all over them.

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<v Speaker 3>Very true.

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<v Speaker 4>So she got a Calipo and she was walking through

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<v Speaker 4>the bowels of the entertainment center and she encountered two

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<v Speaker 4>women who how do I put this, that had a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of sherbis.

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<v Speaker 2>So they had a couple of champagnes or whatnot, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were very very excited about the situation for Harper.

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<v Speaker 4>They were excited that Harper had a Calippo. And like

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<v Speaker 4>all good parents, when your kid says something funny, you

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<v Speaker 4>pulled up your video, don't you, and your tape it

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<v Speaker 4>and this is Harper recounting her encounter who do ladies

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<v Speaker 4>who'd had a couple.

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<v Speaker 5>We were with Matt and Summer and Elite, and then

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<v Speaker 5>two girls came up and I had a cliff and

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<v Speaker 5>then they said, oh, that's a nice talking Clifflow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just seamless, seamless use of a particular word, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>And apparently the girls followed up with whether they realized

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<v Speaker 4>or of their ways that they said called it callippo

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<v Speaker 4>and they were like oh, and followed up with anothers

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<v Speaker 4>where we're so just double down girls.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always at moments where you're youngster discovers the F

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<v Speaker 2>word yes and starts using it in context.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct. If you were one of those ladies four ten,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to hear from all.

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<v Speaker 4>You were at the entertayment center on Friday night and

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<v Speaker 4>you told my daughter a new word.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, six is one. It was excellent, and your

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<v Speaker 2>daughter was enjoying a delicious collector exactly. It was excitement overla.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations to Harper. Oh, she's now in the top three.

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<v Speaker 2>She now joins no, it's a goat, kid, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a goat beautiful, and also she joins monkey on the

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<v Speaker 2>car Kid ah, mony monkey on the car.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got one of those, one of those kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is very nice. Congratulations to me thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four ten. If you've got her little example for us.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, maybe when you toddler discovered certain words

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<v Speaker 2>and started using him in context, Yes, can be very confronting.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know where he's got it from, but my

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<v Speaker 2>six year old is in context saying for f's sake

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really, I mean, I've got a few ideas where

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<v Speaker 4>he got it from. We wasn't mum, Carra, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows? Jardy's daughter Harper tell is a very very

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<v Speaker 2>good story greater telling stories, particularly about situations that she's

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<v Speaker 2>been in.

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<v Speaker 4>So she encountered a couple of ladies who'd had a

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<v Speaker 4>few champagnes at the thirty six game the other night,

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<v Speaker 4>and they got very excited that she was eating a callipo.

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<v Speaker 2>And it happens. Here's how it went down through the

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<v Speaker 2>mind of Harper.

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<v Speaker 5>We were with Matt and Summer and Elise, and then

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<v Speaker 5>two girls came up and I had a clippo and

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<v Speaker 5>then they said, oh, that's a nice talking cliff yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it was a pretty good Calypo by All Reports. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it was orange or lemon lime,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it was, it was a nice clipper the top shelf. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I was thirteen, twenty four ten. Or say it again.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're one of those ladies who taught my daughter

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<v Speaker 4>a new word on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>At the Sixers, give us a call. I'd love to

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<v Speaker 3>hear from you.

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<v Speaker 4>But we would also love to hear from you if

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<v Speaker 4>your kid seamlessly drops a sweet word.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh leave from Mount Barker. What's the kid picking up?

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<v Speaker 2>And how old are they?

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<v Speaker 6>Therefore, my husband has a habit of saying f F.

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<v Speaker 2>F yes, yes, me too.

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<v Speaker 6>And I said to him, can you just please come

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<v Speaker 6>here and do this?

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<v Speaker 2>And he stopped, He.

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<v Speaker 6>Turned and looked at me.

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<v Speaker 2>He said f F fell his eyes and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>your pardon and he was like.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was like, please just come here and do

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<v Speaker 7>this now, that's not appropriate, and trying.

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<v Speaker 6>To hold in the laughter was just so hard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>the big yes yes, And I'm like, oh, yes, so

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<v Speaker 6>your father, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>A problem, isn't it, Because they the minute you start laughing,

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<v Speaker 4>they're like, oh, we're on here.

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<v Speaker 2>They pick it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, and Dad think I'm hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, someone can trouble for repeating this story for my

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful wife powder sing Shrolder to the other day having

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of squabble with Lottie and just seamlessly oh

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<v Speaker 2>ffs lotty Yeah, And I was like I was looking

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<v Speaker 2>at it, mom, and be like perfect time, perfect context,

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<v Speaker 2>body language, sopri hang on, perfect, very well used, not appropriate,

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<v Speaker 2>but very good use of ffs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, was there a little grin from you?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a little grin and I had to be stern,

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<v Speaker 2>but inside I was laughing and almost shaking my fists.

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<v Speaker 2>And geez it took us about less than a quarter

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<v Speaker 2>of a second to work out where he picked it

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<v Speaker 2>up from. You wouldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Que the death stare from car.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly thirteen and twenty four to ten. What are the youngsters?

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<v Speaker 2>What are your toddlers in particular picking up some of

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<v Speaker 2>that colorful language kids swearing in particularly toddlers, they can

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<v Speaker 2>be very unpredictable. Yes, and when you say something wrong

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<v Speaker 2>just once, it's like you've said it to him a

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<v Speaker 2>million times exactly right, Harper, your youngest is a prime.

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<v Speaker 4>Example of She was at the six's game on Friday night,

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<v Speaker 4>and there are a couple of ladies who might've had

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<v Speaker 4>a couple suggested that she had a lovely bleepin' calipo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just I can't get enough of this too.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, here's how the story went down from Harparoddy.

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<v Speaker 5>We were with Matt and Summer and Elite, and then

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<v Speaker 5>two girls came up and then I had a clifflow

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<v Speaker 5>and then they said, oh, that's nice talking cliff flow.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I hear no lies, there's no lives. She's

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<v Speaker 2>just reciting what you heard.

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<v Speaker 4>Truth her defense in this case, When is it not

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<v Speaker 4>a nice bleeping caleppo good good point? Capos are amazing,

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<v Speaker 4>aren't they?

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<v Speaker 3>The next level? Thirteen twenty four to ten?

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<v Speaker 4>When has your child just see must ly integrated a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of blue language.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Sarah from Darlington. Good morning, Sarah, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you going good?

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<v Speaker 3>Good? How old? And what are they saying? We didn't

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<v Speaker 3>say my son.

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<v Speaker 7>So my son was about one and a half two

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<v Speaker 7>and he was obsessed with avengers and his grandparents got

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<v Speaker 7>him a pack of like all the different avengers and

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<v Speaker 7>falcon was in there. He was running with falcon above

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<v Speaker 7>his head, going mommy.

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<v Speaker 8>Een.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, excuse me, and he's like mommy, and

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<v Speaker 7>he could not get the word out right until I

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<v Speaker 7>saw what was in his hand. Then I clicked and

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<v Speaker 7>was like, ah, make them falcon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a little soup. I love that.

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<v Speaker 7>Let him continue so I could film it for dad,

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<v Speaker 7>because that's bifos.

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<v Speaker 6>You must see.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just responsible parents. And Sarah, when you had to

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<v Speaker 4>get it on video before you say.

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<v Speaker 9>Now never.

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<v Speaker 7>A hand, yeah, I'm pretty sure it can be fine

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<v Speaker 7>out strong then, so exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Sarah, Thank you so much. Amy from angle Val,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Amy, good morning. Okay, we noticed CeNSE for

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<v Speaker 4>ourselves here, But what sher kids saying?

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<v Speaker 7>My son says Elijah, and he's yeah, and we were

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<v Speaker 7>at the park recently and a car was driving pass

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<v Speaker 7>and he went five wide.

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<v Speaker 2>Look what about the sass on him? Did he tilt

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<v Speaker 2>the hip when he said that as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is that come from?

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<v Speaker 6>Amy, obvious hospital call?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, clearly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's excep two years old. Future is bright futures. Really Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what we know, Amy, is that you're a little larger

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<v Speaker 2>is going to grab up with a full personality, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a really really good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. So much for the call Amy bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your father, he's on the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right at that time of the morning where we

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<v Speaker 2>can be just a little bit risque before we straighten up.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever so slightly after seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, Okay. Peeing in the shower, do you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Pee every I'm paying right now. Okay, I only pee

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<v Speaker 2>in the shower, Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So a doctor has revealed why women should never

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<v Speaker 4>pee in the shower or and I quote standing up?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that because I assume it looks very strange a

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<v Speaker 2>lady standing up to pea.

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<v Speaker 4>Sort of I don't want to demonstrate, but you sort

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<v Speaker 4>of have to. You genuinely have to stand with your

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<v Speaker 4>legs spread apart, and then you tip your pelvist forward.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very odd, not as natural as it comes to

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<v Speaker 4>your voice, where you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can just squirt it anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>You want, because we're so good for direction, because you're

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<v Speaker 2>pouring the hose.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're so good for direction, why is it always

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<v Speaker 4>pee around a toilet bolt?

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<v Speaker 2>Lack of concentration?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, lazy spoken about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I sit down to pee quite free, particularly at hut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah okay, what yeh, don't chose my manhood.

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<v Speaker 4>So how does that work logistically? You have to tuck

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<v Speaker 4>it down, you tu it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you tuck it down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's issues sometimes when it's touching the water, I wish jelly.

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<v Speaker 4>Doctor Emma Qureshi says it is one not very higdutic,

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<v Speaker 4>but more importantly, it will destroy your pelvic floor and all.

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<v Speaker 4>So it might create mental associations where you hear water

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<v Speaker 4>running and all of the sudden you need to run

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<v Speaker 4>to o y classic.

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<v Speaker 10>Classic, that's the thing doctors say. I remember when I

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<v Speaker 10>was a kid, Ye have beauty or something and I

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<v Speaker 10>couldn't pee, and they were like, shower as soon as

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<v Speaker 10>you get out the shower, you all need to go

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<v Speaker 10>to the mental thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's an interesting one, that association between running water

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<v Speaker 4>and needing to pay, because every single night I'll put

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<v Speaker 4>on rain sounds before I go to bed, and you

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<v Speaker 4>would think that would make me warn a wee.

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<v Speaker 3>And it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You still regularly pissed the bed though.

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<v Speaker 4>Just me and Harper, just a five year old and

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<v Speaker 4>a forty eight year old, both in contin and.

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<v Speaker 2>Kissing the bed. Whoever does that, the other person blames.

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<v Speaker 2>James Blunt is just a gift from the musical God,

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<v Speaker 2>and this album, in particular, Back to bed was one

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<v Speaker 2>of the great albums. James Blunt has promised to change

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<v Speaker 2>his name if this album once again goes to number one,

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<v Speaker 8>My name is James Blunt, and you have the power

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<v Speaker 8>absolutely my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you've had the rumors and they're true.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm re releasing my debut album, Back to Bedlin, on

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<v Speaker 8>October the eleventh, so as.

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<v Speaker 2>A way to give back to you.

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<v Speaker 8>If Back to Bedlin re enters the chances at number one,

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<v Speaker 8>I will legally change my name.

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<v Speaker 2>What will I change it to? Well, less entirely up

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 8>I've bean called many things in my life, moated man

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<v Speaker 8>in pop, annoying, James Baije.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll let the.

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<v Speaker 8>People decide, but if it doesn't go to number one,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not changing my name. It's safe to say this

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<v Speaker 8>is the most important democratic moment of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so the fans have voted and they want him

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<v Speaker 2>to change it too, blunt face.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, wasn't there a fairy in Sydney in Sydney Harbor

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<v Speaker 4>that they changed?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was English. He was an English, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was bodimc boat face. Yeah, so singe from Bodie

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<v Speaker 2>mcboth pace. We potentially hood gets if it's temporary or

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<v Speaker 2>a full time Blant mc blunt face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, good Hazy McCay's face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, would you change your name if you could? Jody

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<v Speaker 2>mcjode face, Jody mcjode face.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite the same ring to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you always liked Jody? I feel like everyone's got

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<v Speaker 2>a name that like. Actually, I'd prefer to be that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I can see myself as a mackenzie.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I can go McKenzie. Mckenzi's quite nice.

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking about naming Lottie McKenzie and then she

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<v Speaker 2>got Lotti. I dare say, if we had another daughter

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<v Speaker 2>right now, she'd probably be McKenzie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, because we were going to call someone McKenzie too.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that name. Why didn't I use it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two names and the obvious as well. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got freight train ohol hand and steel Rocks McGee. That's

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<v Speaker 2>another you want which would you Which would you prefer?

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's out of freight train o'hol hand or steel Rocks McGee.

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<v Speaker 3>Steel rocks still rocks, pretty steel rocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. What about some of these celebrities

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<v Speaker 2>as well, who have actually changed their names. I think

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people don't understand this. We go a

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<v Speaker 2>few of them. Of course, you've got Snoop Dogg. Snoop

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<v Speaker 2>Dogg was originally Snoop Doggy Dog and then he had

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<v Speaker 2>a stint as a snoop line before settling on Snoop Dogg.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think snoop line didn't stick because of the

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<v Speaker 4>whole paddle pop.

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<v Speaker 2>Reference potentially paddle popline? Who knows anyway, settled back on

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<v Speaker 2>Snoop Dogg. Katy Perry, she was originally Kate Hudson.

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<v Speaker 3>Was she?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And produce a flack to explain this to me

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<v Speaker 2>in terms of Hollywood? And is it the Screen Actors

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<v Speaker 2>Guild Guide or something? You can't be the same name

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<v Speaker 2>as someone else. Okay, so there's already Kate Hudson.

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<v Speaker 8>Of course.

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<v Speaker 10>Emma Stone, the actress Emstone, very famous, but there's an

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<v Speaker 10>author named Emma Stone. Her real name is Emily Stone. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 10>so she goes by Emstone, but her real name is Emily.

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<v Speaker 10>She gets really shit grumpy when call her Emma in interviews.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a good example. See, I find it strange

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<v Speaker 2>that Michael B. Jordan didn't change his name because Michael Jordan,

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<v Speaker 2>of course arguably the greatest athlete of all time. But

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<v Speaker 2>Michael B. Jordan has made himself incredibles.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael B. Jordan, Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>He got voted that the sexiest man on the planet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so hot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an actor.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really really good. Got another one for you, Jennifer Aniston.

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<v Speaker 2>Her first name is actually Anna Stasarkis from her Greek dad.

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<v Speaker 2>She's Greek. Her first name is Anna Stassarkus. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's how you say it. Yeah, that's strange, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is my favorite one. Joaquine Phoenix. His original

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<v Speaker 2>name was Joaquine Raphael Bottom. And this is one one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent truth. A bit of a strange upbringing. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>not strange, it's a little bit alternative. His family was

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<v Speaker 2>part of a cult called the Children of God, and

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<v Speaker 2>when they left, they changed their last name to Phoenix,

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<v Speaker 2>which means birth.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, So there you go. Who you saw

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<v Speaker 3>that coming?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe. And then go back to hello there,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Bottom, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, mister bottom speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister bottom speaking, Thank you very much. What an absolute

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<v Speaker 2>ass ofle bloke. Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you sometimes see your headline and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I hate.

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<v Speaker 2>Men, Oh my gosh, men? Am I right? I'm embarrassed

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<v Speaker 2>at bay? Am I right? Ladies? A man who sparked

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<v Speaker 2>backlash shaft telling husbands to stop watching their wives giving

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<v Speaker 2>birth as it ruins sex is a podcast host. His

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<v Speaker 2>name is Elijah Shaffer. I think it is from LA.

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<v Speaker 2>He revealed this on x formerly Twitter. He said watching

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<v Speaker 2>a baby come out of their wives during childbirth cause

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<v Speaker 2>more harm than good to a couple's sex life.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sorry, do you have a vomit sound effect?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I din't, but I can give you one. Thank you seriously, Elijah, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what stage? At what stage do you go? It's time

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<v Speaker 2>to grow up? Do you know what I mean? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I can say this from my heart. I have seen

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<v Speaker 2>my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I have seen some stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen some stuff and what I will say

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<v Speaker 2>your life. I've seen three births now and it is

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<v Speaker 2>the most beautiful also the craziest thing that I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen in my life. And whatever fellas you think is

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<v Speaker 2>hard in your life or whatever pain you think you've

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<v Speaker 2>gone through or whatever you think you've accomplished, is nothing

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<v Speaker 2>compared to watching your significant other give birth to your child.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes me feel a bit sick about this is

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that he.

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<v Speaker 4>Reduces it to oh, I can't get off anymore, Like

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<v Speaker 4>come on, like, this woman has given you new life,

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<v Speaker 4>this woman has created a human being for you, so

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<v Speaker 4>you can be a father.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like, I'm not horny anymore. Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>And you did that, muscles, Yeah, you did that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>your work. Yes, so so cargo birth without any drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>It was this thing. She just went on, I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to see what it's like. And I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Two more times.

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<v Speaker 3>After that I could have told her and I was painful.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. And I said to a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I get it, I'll get it. We've all

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<v Speaker 2>had bad cramps, like it's probably oh no, it's quite seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Through three berths, I only had a quick look down

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<v Speaker 2>there once.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And what I will say is my big question was

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<v Speaker 2>how did this get when when everything was getting done

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<v Speaker 2>and created and ticked off, How was this ticked off

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<v Speaker 2>as a natural process. Yeah, it seems so very unnatural.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason jdes that I wouldn't look down there

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<v Speaker 2>is because you hear so many stories of blokes seeing

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<v Speaker 2>some blood and fainting and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>whoever's in the room. You soak up the medical attention,

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<v Speaker 2>which is absolute bs. You shouldn't be in any situation

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<v Speaker 2>where you're hogging a doctor. I didn't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>that guy, and I felt like, because I get quite

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<v Speaker 2>squeamish for the blood, I felt like if I saw

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<v Speaker 2>too much, I could be the guy who falls over

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden derails the whole situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Any bloke who goes down there and then hits the deck,

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<v Speaker 4>O man, can you imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>Being the oh, I'm sorry, it's about you now?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it's at you? I didn't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>that guy, and I was pretty sure i'd get a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit scraamshed. I get squamished with needles.

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<v Speaker 4>What about some of the stupid things men say too,

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<v Speaker 4>Like it was like watching your favorite playground burned down?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right, I heard that as well, watching your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite bob burned down. And then you're like, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the other wholesome conversation, Oh say goodbye to sleep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's actually true.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's also should I say it stitch joke. Come on,

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<v Speaker 4>if I was an obstetrician and had a dollar for

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<v Speaker 4>every time you heard the stitch joke, yeah, you'd be like, actually,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, I'm an obstration I'm rich anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So our doctor and we had that conversation

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, as soon as someone says that,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, guess what, mate, you go into this giant

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<v Speaker 2>dickhead category. Yeah, don't say because it's not funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>It's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thurteen twenty four ten. Are there any blokes out there

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<v Speaker 2>who've said that?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, who've actually been in the process and sort of

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<v Speaker 2>half got squeamish and passed out because you can't control it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like you're trying to pass out and derail

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<v Speaker 2>all the attention.

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<v Speaker 4>No. I can imagine it would be quite confronting though,

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<v Speaker 4>So I would recommend don't go down there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, stay, stay at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>In or send. It's a TEXTO for double nine one

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<v Speaker 2>nine nine one nine. Hey, hey say goodbye to sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>fellas it is. It's so fun. It's just a fun game.

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<v Speaker 2>We do it every week. How fun spun jokes. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like you're having fun and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you praying?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>Pray what you're doing? Are you praying the song? Song?

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<v Speaker 4>Song? Song?

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<v Speaker 2>Gods?

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of focus what I'm trying to do and just

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<v Speaker 4>block out the external noise that he's Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of noise.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this is how it works.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got no songs that have been orchestralized, throwbacks and hits,

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<v Speaker 4>and we have to try and guess what they are.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got two players this morning.

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<v Speaker 10>A couple of listeners on Team Jodie is Phil from

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<v Speaker 10>Angele Vale, who got through first and chose you chose me?

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<v Speaker 8>Phil? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Phil?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. First of all, I just like to say, Phil,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel I thought I thought it was a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I called you filthy? Sorry Phil, Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you hate me already.

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<v Speaker 4>After and after producers we came in and Phil is

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<v Speaker 4>a woman, So you still feel filthy?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that. Phil. You know now you're really going

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<v Speaker 2>for joy.

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<v Speaker 10>Women can be feelthy too. And the teammates Vicky from behind, Hello,

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<v Speaker 10>are we playing for a Wallace Cinema? Family pass.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a tense battle.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm difficult, Okay, fine, I won't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Song number one, sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Faces Jody.

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<v Speaker 4>Last Friday Night Katie Berry.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I'm giving it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty good. Is that week Friday Night?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I just hope we're in a space where you're giving

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<v Speaker 2>petty victories.

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<v Speaker 10>Did you not say last Friday Night? Yes, that's exactly

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<v Speaker 10>what the song is called.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's a really strong start as well done.

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<v Speaker 10>Let's keep that momentum going. So number two it's tricky.

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<v Speaker 4>Johnny Hazy went first.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your guess?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's not around? No, no is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Bar songs? Boozy?

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<v Speaker 10>She's no, there's a party. No, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>See I was gonna say tipsy, but you wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>accepted that. You would have accepted the Jody said, But

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<v Speaker 2>that's to get the total. I'm going to say this

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<v Speaker 2>now as well. Do you want to go try and

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<v Speaker 2>go for a clean sweet now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, thanks, come on, let's finish on a high one.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? It's just fun?

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<v Speaker 3>This?

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is what you do?

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<v Speaker 9>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>It is fun? You're right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is the b.

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<v Speaker 2>I still can't get it. We're going to sing this the.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole break Free resisted.

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<v Speaker 10>You've already said the name of the song.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so it's Jody, It's break free bye go.

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<v Speaker 2>On, am I on you can it's break free about Ariana?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>Well done?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Now you know how it feels?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it feels like?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 10>God, I don't know what's worse that you're a really

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<v Speaker 10>bad winner or an even worse loser.

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<v Speaker 2>They congratulations to you, Phil, good work, feel I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, Vicky, Vicky.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm proud of Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it when people pity me.

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<v Speaker 2>On top of that as well, you both on the

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<v Speaker 2>standby list to score some tickets and cold playing Sydney Flatscommodation,

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<v Speaker 2>So good luck to you both. Thank you for playing.

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<v Speaker 10>And that means it's no longer double. It brings us

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<v Speaker 10>to thirteen twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Four, and you know what that doesn't sit well with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be that guy that gets jealous

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<v Speaker 2>or gets severe cases of fomo, and that is fear

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<v Speaker 2>of missing out. Yes, but I've got it, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>got it real bad. Do you know my biggest furies

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<v Speaker 2>missing out on being a sickness post a child. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>so congratulations to you because you are You're you're the

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<v Speaker 2>shingles pin up lady. You're all the poster child.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, no one saw it coming, but here we

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<v Speaker 3>are as a.

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Feel you're a celebrity. Like you walk down the street

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<v Speaker 2>down one's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh my god, how are you shingles?

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Shingles lady? Yeah, I love shingles chat too, and you're

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:20.199
<v Speaker 2>signing autographs and get some babies and yeah, you know,

0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 2>hosting conferences and all sorts of things.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm just signing off those autographs with all the

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:24.960
<v Speaker 4>shingle ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>The shingle lady. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>So I got to work because you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like and we both said this that we should

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<v Speaker 2>be on equal terms, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're a health poster child, why can't I

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<v Speaker 2>be a health poster child?

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<v Speaker 4>Something? Have you?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you chosen an ailment?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I have? Maybe the ailment has chosen me. Oh

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:49.679
<v Speaker 2>maybe it's a beautiful collaboration.

0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes the universe just decide your fate.

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm pretty sure you didn't choose shingles. No shingles

0:25:56.400 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 2>banded together and said who should we go for. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be the best post a child for us?

0:25:59.760 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 2>And they chose you. Oh yeah, so congratulations. Guess what,

0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:05.840
<v Speaker 2>You're not the only one who can collaborate and be

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:09.159
<v Speaker 2>a post a child for an ailment. Really, there's a

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:14.080
<v Speaker 2>new big dog in town. You know how regular I am.

0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 2>What I don't tell you is just sometimes the struggles

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>that I go through when I'm away being regular, right,

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:24.719
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So, and look, sometimes it can be very quite

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:32.159
<v Speaker 2>a stifling process. So I thought, what would be the solution.

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.959
<v Speaker 2>Is there some sort of I don't know, powder or

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 2>medicine or some kind of situation where I could be

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<v Speaker 2>the post a child for an ailment that affects so

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<v Speaker 2>many of us, and that is constipation. So congratulations to

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:51.240
<v Speaker 2>me because I am now, thanks to this beautiful partnership

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<v Speaker 2>with Carusos, the post a child for something which affects

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<v Speaker 2>so many women, men and women across will. So we've

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<v Speaker 2>actually we're about to start running an at So producers,

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:05.399
<v Speaker 2>could you just show.

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<v Speaker 3>Like in a public space?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just show Jody here? Mind you add as

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<v Speaker 2>the poster child for Cruso's constipation. That's a cressplay on that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're constipated and struggling to pooh, here's some great

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<v Speaker 2>herbal and fiber combination containing caskara, yellow dock, fennel, and

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:34.879
<v Speaker 2>green banana powder. These help to relieve constipation by making

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 2>it easier for you to poop. So if you're struggling

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 2>to poop and would like to poo more, why not

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:48.240
<v Speaker 2>try it Kruso's Constipation Ease. Thoughts on that? Can you

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:49.800
<v Speaker 2>explain that? What did you what did you just see?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just saying, try to do.

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<v Speaker 10>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you are? That's that's how much of a struggle

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 2>it is. Sometimes sometimes you swear profusely. Great thanks to Carusos. Yes,

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:12.440
<v Speaker 2>there is a solution. He guess who's the guess who's

0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:14.680
<v Speaker 2>the bose? The child? Oh my boy, your boy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's no one's saying that, are they.

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think yes, absolutely, Yeah, in fact, that'll be up

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I'd say almost immediately at Jodi and Hazy on Instagram. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>please check it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, well, congratulations, I guess jealous.

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<v Speaker 9>In twenty seventeen, Cassie Sainsbury was arrested with almost six

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 9>kilos of cocaine stuffed into headphone boxes.

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<v Speaker 4>Cassie Sainsbury is right now inside a Colombian.

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<v Speaker 2>Courtroom where she could learn her face.

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 9>Just twenty two years old. Cocaine Cassie will spend the

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<v Speaker 9>next three years in prison in Colombia.

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<v Speaker 6>The Australian drugs Miggeloo is finally out, having spent three

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 6>years in a Colombian prison.

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<v Speaker 9>Since returning to Adelaide, she's appeared on Essays Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel proud of myself in the sense of say,

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 4>seeing everything that I didn't want to ABC again.

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<v Speaker 9>And now releasing a tell all memoir, Cocaine Cassie, sending

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<v Speaker 9>the record straight. Please welcome Cassie Sainsbury.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Cassie, Good morning, Good morning. I know you've

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<v Speaker 4>been doing the media around this morning, so thank you

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<v Speaker 4>so much for your time.

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<v Speaker 3>We really really appreciate it.

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:25.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean, we had a lovely chat yesterday and I

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 4>walked away from it just thinking what a lovely girl,

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 4>like a very very sweet human being who's been through

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<v Speaker 4>a lot. I would really like for you to tell

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:38.239
<v Speaker 4>people how this all unfolded in the sense that you

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 4>trusted a woman that you said groomed you called Wendy,

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 4>and she betrayed your trust.

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<v Speaker 3>Just tell people what happened.

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:46.760
<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a relationship that unfolded where I basically made

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 6>myself vulnerable to her because she knew that I was

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 6>hiding in the closet and I wasn't ready to admit

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 6>my sexuality or anything like that, and so she basically

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 6>used that to take advantage of me, and I just

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 6>wanted to constantly please her and be there for her,

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:13.880
<v Speaker 6>which led me down this road.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us about that night where you were arrested in

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 4>the Bogata International Airport and just the absolute horror that

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 4>went through your veins when you realized what was unfolding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, we've lost her.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 3>There, cat, Oh we've lost her. Oh shame.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, but so but you but you caught up

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>with Cassie yesterday. We'll see, we'll do our best to

0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 2>get it back on the line. Yeah, I'm just trying

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 2>the whole situation and also the reputation of this particular job. Yeah,

0:30:45.920 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 2>it's one of the worst in the world, is it not.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's horrific.

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 4>And she says that the very first night that she

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 4>was in there, she was abused and attacked, and that

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 4>happened fairly regularly over her three years in the prison

0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:02.720
<v Speaker 4>as well. So it just a horrific place and experience

0:31:02.720 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 4>for her to go through.

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.719
<v Speaker 2>So I always think as well, that first night, if

0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 2>it's a first night or two, where you go from

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:11.719
<v Speaker 2>living a normal life yep into a jail cell, and

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:14.840
<v Speaker 2>how much of that adjustment that would be Yeah, for

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 2>anyone in any situation, no matter what has happened. That's

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 2>something I think that you could never describe unless you've

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 2>been in the situation like that.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're definitely having troubles getting Cassie back on the line,

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 4>but I will tell you that she served nearly three

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 4>years and then had to spend another two years on parole,

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 4>so she couldn't even come home then. And that's when

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 4>she met her now wife, who she met in a

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 4>nightclub and they got married over there, and she came

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 4>back to Australia and was like, this needs to be

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 4>a beautiful, fairy tale homecoming, but it definitely wasn't because

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 4>she speaks of the absolute shame of having to walk

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 4>down the street and just not wanting anyone to know

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 4>who she was or her story.

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I think everyone in most situations, and myself included,

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:57.240
<v Speaker 2>as soon as you hear a situation like that, you

0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 2>automatically go into a particular coin and you're like, well,

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:01.960
<v Speaker 2>why the why it happened? Why to do this? Yeah,

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's got their reasons. Yeah, and particularly with something like this,

0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 2>whether it is smuggling and things like that, Yeah, it's

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 2>a really it's an interesting space because you just don't

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 2>know what's going on in people's lives to have to

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>go down that point or in a situation where you've

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 2>essentially maybe been tricked.

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 4>But also the way she spoke hazy, like she couldn't

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 4>have hated her, like that nothing anyone else could say

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 4>to her could be worse than what she was saying

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 4>inside her own head, Like she spent three years just

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 4>absolutely beating herself up, saying how did I, how did

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 4>I arrive here? And how can I be a better person?

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:36.560
<v Speaker 4>So I didn't know how she found herself in that situation.

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 2>There you go, our brief chat.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a really good one that really about forty

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<v Speaker 4>five seconds