Speaker 1: A A lady, ad A lady, A lady, ad A lady.
Speaker 1: If you are listening to this podcast right now, chances
Speaker 1: are Lauren is currently being cut open.
Speaker 2: It's true. Currently I am giving birth to my second child.
Speaker 2: Seven layers of cutting, seven layers.
Speaker 3: You won't feel a thing because you've got a gigantic
Speaker 3: horse track.
Speaker 2: Hi as a mother guy.
Speaker 1: So we are recording this podcast three weeks before Lauren
Speaker 1: is due because we thought we'd play this when she
Speaker 1: is in birth, because you are due to give birth
Speaker 1: on the seventeenth of July.
Speaker 2: I am, and this is now the next week, and
Speaker 2: you know what, I probably would be fine, Like I just.
Speaker 1: Know, mate, We're going to give you a little bit
Speaker 1: of time because you're having your entire stomach cutopen. You're
Speaker 1: gonna give you a week or two at least maybe
Speaker 1: two and a half weeks from churning leaves.
Speaker 2: I don't how good I do? Keep calling up my holiday,
Speaker 2: don't I when I'm on holidays? Eyes?
Speaker 1: You know, when you have a cesarean and it's like
Speaker 1: they describe it as a tugging and it really is.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't feel anything, but you feel a
Speaker 1: tugging kind of sensation down there.
Speaker 2: You feel movement. I always just remember I felt all
Speaker 2: this movement and like fish were jumping in my guts.
Speaker 1: Do you remember feeling a bit sick because they pushed
Speaker 1: the baby up before they get it out.
Speaker 3: That's where you feel you can you can be a bit,
Speaker 3: feel a bit like it's gonna come out of my throat.
Speaker 2: I don't understand because the cuts so small, how.
Speaker 3: Does the bait get It's so small.
Speaker 2: It's literally minds like that tiny, like just on my people.
Speaker 3: They must stretch it. Oh yeah, I think that's what
Speaker 3: your fan is.
Speaker 2: I'll speak for yourself. Huge shinenormous here. It comes love
Speaker 2: with they're.
Speaker 3: A big fan. So it's a shame that babies didn't
Speaker 3: just walk out of it. I know, are you feeling
Speaker 3: weird that you'll never have a vagina birth?
Speaker 2: No? I So for Sophia, I was told that I
Speaker 2: highly recommend that you have cesarian because I had issues,
Speaker 2: But in my head I always wanted a cesarean. So
Speaker 2: when the doctor said that, I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I guess I'll do it. I don't think my brain
Speaker 2: could work with being able to give birth at any point.
Speaker 2: Like I liked the organization of six am, get in
Speaker 2: seven o'clock, eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: You've got a baby, Yeah, I do too. Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not about pushing out and splitting open. And then
Speaker 1: do you know why as well, the thought about anything
Speaker 1: going up there?
Speaker 3: Again, mentally, I don't think I could just I would
Speaker 3: really struggle. I would feel like it's gonna it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 3: It's gona hurt, It's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2: Do you know what great form of contraception.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even after cesareans without we always promise were
Speaker 1: we talk about banging on this show, but after cesareans
Speaker 1: it really.
Speaker 3: Does hurt a bit. It's just a really weird Yeah,
Speaker 3: god we did with so much. Yeh.
Speaker 1: You know, when you have a baby and you have
Speaker 1: you're needed, Okay, you're about to enter this.
Speaker 3: Moment where you're needed by everyone. So fear is going
Speaker 3: to need you.
Speaker 1: The baby needs you to survive. Burgo's gonna want a
Speaker 1: little piece of you. Like you're needed in every sense
Speaker 1: of the word, which is lovely to feel needed. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you just want to go. Can I just have half
Speaker 1: an hour to myself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where showers like even now, you know, half
Speaker 2: been saying like morning, noon, and night and having a
Speaker 2: shower and wetting my hair, and it's like the one
Speaker 2: time a day where I just I feel like that's
Speaker 2: the same you know when someone pops over, like Mumble
Speaker 2: pop over or Burgo's Umble pop over and they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: do you want us to look after the baby?
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yes, I would love her.
Speaker 2: And then I'm just gonna go have like a half
Speaker 2: an hour shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really nice.
Speaker 2: Kind of weird if like the most exciting thing in
Speaker 2: your day is a shower.
Speaker 1: No, it's the small things, yeah, thettle things a coffee
Speaker 1: and a shower, oh yeah, and a baked good. And
Speaker 1: then when you feel like you've got your life together
Speaker 1: when you first have a baby, and you know, some
Speaker 1: days it can be the shambles. Some days you don't
Speaker 1: get out of your jummies and you feel gross and
Speaker 1: you feel isolated and lonely and all the things. But
Speaker 1: then some days, like you managed to put the baby down,
Speaker 1: your house for some reason is clean. You sit on
Speaker 1: the couch with a cup of tea and go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is actually quite easy. I've got
Speaker 3: my shit together.
Speaker 2: I'm nailing it. Yeah, I remember the first time I
Speaker 2: left the house with Sofia, we took a bag of stuff.
Speaker 2: We had nappy, she had like seven types of clothes everything,
Speaker 2: and I went out in a dress that you couldn't
Speaker 2: breastfeed in, and I had mascar on one eye and glade.
Speaker 2: I kept looking at me like, you just look different,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why it because I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, and so I've done on getting it on
Speaker 2: one eye, I know. So she was two weeks and
Speaker 2: we were like, gosh, we're nailing this pregnancy thing. And
Speaker 2: we went to Preeasy's and we had a delicious pasta
Speaker 2: and then halfway through, I was like, if she cries,
Speaker 2: I have to get nude to feel like. I didn't
Speaker 2: think on this like one long dress so I couldn't
Speaker 2: feed her, and I looked weird with one. I'm as garage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually quite stressful anyway, But at that point
Speaker 1: you'd have just gone to the toilet w dressing.
Speaker 2: My pastor and left feeling happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a PRES's pastor. That was the first
Speaker 1: thing you wanted straight after you had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Fear, Mom and Dad brought it to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Was it? What was the exact dish, so it's like
Speaker 2: a panchada pasta and a chicken risotto and wish you
Speaker 2: got it. And then I proceeded to eat a bag
Speaker 2: of Hagg's freckles. But do you know what, there's no
Speaker 2: judge after that day.
Speaker 3: You could do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry after that day. Also, I had been made
Speaker 2: to felt during pregnancy that I had to like I
Speaker 2: ate really healthy, ate light and easy. I wasn't allowed
Speaker 2: to put on weight because I had a high b
Speaker 2: in my Some days I felt like I was the
Speaker 2: fattest person in the world to have a baby.
Speaker 1: That's right, let's talk about that. Did you go somewhere
Speaker 1: the doctor made you feel like shit?
Speaker 2: Yes, but he was just trying to like scare me
Speaker 2: into knowing that if I go over a certain part
Speaker 2: in my be and my you actually can't have a
Speaker 2: baby in a private hospital. You have to go public
Speaker 2: because the risk is so much higher of blood clotting
Speaker 2: and death.
Speaker 1: So I know with I have underneatheis friend and she said,
Speaker 1: if you are if your b and is really high,
Speaker 1: it's actually really dangerous to put you under because you
Speaker 1: have to keep giving you more anesthetic to go under
Speaker 1: and then things can go wrong, so exactly.
Speaker 2: So it's a medical thing. It's and often I go
Speaker 2: b and my's they're stupid. I don't like them. But
Speaker 2: I've always had a high bar in MI. Even when
Speaker 2: I was like a lot lighter, My be and MI
Speaker 2: was always high.
Speaker 3: Is weird.
Speaker 1: If I was to check my bear my, I bet
Speaker 1: you anything, I'll be like overweight or something.
Speaker 3: It is weird. It is were a little outdated.
Speaker 2: But I am very dense and so that whole mean,
Speaker 2: what do you mean by that big boned, heavy, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not slight.
Speaker 3: You're not slight. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I look at some of my friends and their kids
Speaker 2: and their slight.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like we're heavy to pick up, yes, yeah, Like
Speaker 1: if you would pick me up, I look like I'm
Speaker 1: quite light, but you pick me up and I'm dead
Speaker 1: weight because we were like we've.
Speaker 3: Got big feet, We've got big, heavy, strong bones.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like our skeletons would be heaps bigger
Speaker 1: than other people's, but they would be like big skeletons
Speaker 1: walking around with big bones.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of phones, there's a lot of But
Speaker 2: I'm totally fine with that. So then during the pregnancy
Speaker 2: I was so good. I was I didn't get one
Speaker 2: like Maca's Run or ice cream run or anything. So
Speaker 2: then the night I had Sophia, it's like I've been
Speaker 2: so deprived of anything. I ate a whole packet of
Speaker 2: freckles without even thinking and pasted it. And so I
Speaker 2: actually put on my way after giving birth because I
Speaker 2: put on ten kilos with her, and then by the
Speaker 2: time I got home from the hospital lost her.
Speaker 1: But this baby, you haven't put on anyway. I look
Speaker 1: at you now and like your face, you haven't even.
Speaker 3: Got any fluid.
Speaker 2: I've put on. I've put on fifteen kilos.
Speaker 3: You now, Yeah, you do not look like you have
Speaker 3: put on kilos.
Speaker 1: No, because I look at you since before and your face, yeah,
Speaker 1: so much slimmer now.
Speaker 2: But because I just started lighter because I lost twenty
Speaker 2: heroes and then I got pregnant, I'm still way lighter
Speaker 2: than I was. Yeah, but I've actually put on my yeah,
Speaker 2: fifteen kilos, and I've just amazing, thank you. But I've
Speaker 2: had a lot of fun eating, that's okay, But at
Speaker 2: this pregnancy I've enjoyed more. The first pregnancy, I was
Speaker 2: so scared to put on weight that be and my number. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's it's not a it's not a criticism or anything.
Speaker 2: The medical profession know what they're doing and they were
Speaker 2: trying to make sure I were safe. And if you
Speaker 2: ever want to dangle something at me, it's like that
Speaker 2: was if you want to have your baby here, you
Speaker 2: need to be good. And I was like, okay, so okay,
Speaker 2: I think if your BMI gets higher than fifty, you
Speaker 2: can't deliver at a private hospital. You have to go
Speaker 2: to a public hospital. We'll just fact check, fact check that. Really,
Speaker 2: what was your my bm I got to forty eight?
Speaker 2: How do they check its height? It's height and weight?
Speaker 2: It was. It was really scarier. It was a thing.
Speaker 1: Would you ever wonder you pay so much for private
Speaker 1: health if something ever goes wrong, you end up going
Speaker 1: public anyway.
Speaker 2: So is Lauren in fact correct? I've turned over a
Speaker 2: new leaf, guys. I'm all about facts now. Milli's just
Speaker 2: confirmed it after a few weeks, I've decided to check
Speaker 2: my fact weld on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the first time I've ever been corrected for
Speaker 3: fact yeah on their show.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's only taken us fifteen weeks to get here
Speaker 2: to have a correct fact. All right, so yay, all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lauren is currently having a baby at the moment.
Speaker 1: That's why this is recorded a few weeks ago. So
Speaker 1: today we've got a little mem and then we've got
Speaker 1: actually a little fun thing we're going to do where
Speaker 1: Millie's written some questions for us that are kind of
Speaker 1: like would you rather questions, So you're going to get
Speaker 1: to know us a little bit deeper.
Speaker 2: Would you rather? It's like it's been the bottle.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: It's nothing like spin the bottle. But if you want
Speaker 1: to kiss me, I'm always here.
Speaker 2: For shoejag Mary.
Speaker 1: Shoot jag Marry is our favorite game. Okay, if you've
Speaker 1: never played shoetjag marry with your friends, do it when
Speaker 1: you're a brunch new time and you pick three people
Speaker 1: that you know and then you organize who you would shoot,
Speaker 1: who you would shag, who you marry.
Speaker 2: Oh. I do it sometimes with my parents and my
Speaker 2: dad gets so angry because I'll pick like mom, mom,
Speaker 2: someone else, someone else, like a politician. He goes this bullshit,
Speaker 2: I'd shoot them all, shag them. He just doesn't get
Speaker 2: the game, whereas Mum takes it really seriously lovely husband. No,
Speaker 2: he's quite good looking. He's a good provider. Yep, I
Speaker 2: definitely married. I'd shag him and I'd kill him.
Speaker 3: That is so good.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're gonna play shoeshag Mary a little bit later.
Speaker 1: My little Member of the Week is something that happened
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: And this just shows where my mental brain is at.
Speaker 1: And you know me, when I'm when I'm hungry and
Speaker 1: I crave something, I have to have that one thing
Speaker 1: and I can't.
Speaker 3: Let it go.
Speaker 1: You get hungry, I get like I just need sushi.
Speaker 1: I need sushi, and I know the exact sushi I want.
Speaker 1: I want chuna avocado and I want a honey chicken
Speaker 1: and that's exactly what I want, and I know where
Speaker 1: I want it. And I was in rund A Wall
Speaker 1: and I wanted to go down to David Jones because
Speaker 1: I was like, they do great sushi down there.
Speaker 3: There's a little like sushi shop.
Speaker 2: Yeh's great.
Speaker 1: So as I'm walking out of wherever I was going,
Speaker 1: I was leaving Alexander Landree walking across, I could hit it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, somewhere is on fire right now.
Speaker 3: There's an alarm.
Speaker 1: And then I walk closer and closer more DJs, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's coming out of here. There's
Speaker 1: people coming out. No one's rushing, no one's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's a fire or anything, but it was it. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go downstairs toill. I'm going to go
Speaker 1: down and just see if I can get my sushi
Speaker 1: because i want my sushi.
Speaker 3: So I wait.
Speaker 1: So everyone's running out, and no one's running at this point,
Speaker 1: but people are walking out and the alarm is going off.
Speaker 1: So first of all, I actually race down the side.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, Hailey. I raced down the side avenue
Speaker 1: to see if there was like fire trucks. There was
Speaker 1: a fire truck on North Terrace. I could see that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, one looks too alarmed right now.
Speaker 1: So then I raced back down.
Speaker 2: I'm just hoping they're doing like Chief one sushi because
Speaker 2: everything's on fire. I might get three staved because I'm
Speaker 2: going to get a discount.
Speaker 3: I went downstairs to the basement and I'm walking and dude,
Speaker 3: I walked closer to the sushi place.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hi, and there's one lady there. The other
Speaker 1: lady has run for her. She wasn't running, but she
Speaker 1: was walking out. I was like, Hi, can I just order?
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm the alarms on, we need we
Speaker 1: need to get out, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, can I just have it? I just want to
Speaker 3: cheer in an avocado? Is that a right? And she's
Speaker 3: like no, we're not serving the alarms. And then they
Speaker 3: all walked out and I have to leave and I
Speaker 3: never got my freaking sushi.
Speaker 2: Why don't you take it?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to break into the sushi joint.
Speaker 2: Well it's all going anywhere.
Speaker 1: That would actually make front page paper because he can
Speaker 1: get on the front page for anything.
Speaker 3: He can fight and he'll be in the front page
Speaker 3: of the paper.
Speaker 1: But I mean, we do something nice, I raise like
Speaker 1: one hundreds thousand dollars to cancer research, but we don't
Speaker 1: even make the paper.
Speaker 2: Well, go steal, Go steal something, and you get on
Speaker 2: the front page.
Speaker 3: How we'll get on the front page.
Speaker 1: I should have climbed over the counter and grabbed a
Speaker 1: couple of sushi rods.
Speaker 2: I can see it right now. They would have gone
Speaker 2: to town. And you like, people are sick and dying
Speaker 2: and old mates stealing. Yeah, no such thing as bad.
Speaker 3: But there's my man, what's yours? Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? This is only dawn on me, adorned
Speaker 2: on me in the shower? Do you remember we once
Speaker 2: had a friend who once said women become invisible.
Speaker 3: At thirty seven?
Speaker 2: Thirty seven?
Speaker 3: Yep, I do remember him.
Speaker 2: And he said that, And how are you dead?
Speaker 3: Mate? You said that?
Speaker 2: How old am I?
Speaker 3: Now? Thirty seven?
Speaker 2: I'm invisible? And I remember the day you turned thirty seven.
Speaker 3: I know you called me and said, Hey, remember what
Speaker 3: that guy said. You're invisible as of today? And it's
Speaker 3: kind of what does he mean by that?
Speaker 2: Weird things happen in your life, like I can't remember
Speaker 2: what I had for breakfast, But then some people say
Speaker 2: things in your life from you know, you can remember
Speaker 2: something when you're ten.
Speaker 3: Like I know all the words to Ice Eized baby, Yes, stop.
Speaker 1: Club rate and listen. Ice is back with a brand
Speaker 1: new invention. Something got a hold of me tightly for
Speaker 1: like a whole harpoon daily and nightly.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to stop your I don't know, turn
Speaker 3: off the lights and I'll go.
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, Haley, where did you park your car?
Speaker 2: And You're like ding ding ding ding, so it's always
Speaker 2: stuck with me. So I just wanted to say, this
Speaker 2: is two ghosts right now, sitting on a couch holding
Speaker 2: a mic, like do you reckon? People are just seeing
Speaker 2: mics right now, but.
Speaker 3: Not actually invisible.
Speaker 1: So okay, let's actually dissect that for a little bit.
Speaker 1: He said that women become invisible at thirty seven is
Speaker 1: that he doesn't find them attractive as of thirty seven,
Speaker 1: which I think is bs because when you think about it,
Speaker 1: when you're younger, right, I always think about this. When
Speaker 1: you're like eighteen, you're attracted to like generally nineteen twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: maybe up to twenty five year olds.
Speaker 3: They're like, that's like your Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 3: Your target audience? Right, that's what you.
Speaker 2: Want to target audience. We're talking ratings, but.
Speaker 1: Like now, I'm not attracted to eighteen nineteen twenty year
Speaker 1: olds because I'm older. So you're attracted to as you
Speaker 1: get older, you're attracted to.
Speaker 2: Well then some people, I mean a lot of women
Speaker 2: and men are dating. Like I think I saw yesterday
Speaker 2: there's like a seventy two year old woman in the
Speaker 2: States dating a twenty year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's definitely for love. Isn't it. Yeah, it must
Speaker 3: have seen so much in common.
Speaker 2: I mean he got a visa and stuff out of it,
Speaker 2: but I think it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh he got a visa. Yeah surprising. That's so nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I get the age difference thing, but I actually
Speaker 1: think you have like hit your prime.
Speaker 2: Like once you've hit forty, you've like hit your prime.
Speaker 2: You keep getting it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be hit. I don't want to
Speaker 3: ever hit my prime. There's downhill from here.
Speaker 2: No, you keep getting you keep getting hotter.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 2: And I think it's a confidence, more of yourself. And
Speaker 2: you always look like the nanny, are not the mom.
Speaker 3: So do you? That's really no.
Speaker 1: You don't dress like the mom. You don't wear pash meanas, you.
Speaker 2: Love a posh mina.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think the confidence thing is what makes people hotter.
Speaker 2: But what's annoying is men get hotter with age. Like
Speaker 2: I look at Burjo now he is way hotter, almost
Speaker 2: forty than he was at thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, men do, but that's also what you're attracted to
Speaker 1: because you're attracted to older men.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's almost forty and he's getting that salt
Speaker 2: and pepper. He's almost there and he puts his glass.
Speaker 1: He won't hit his prime into his sixty for you,
Speaker 1: because you love old men.
Speaker 3: Yes, what is it about old men that you love?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Can I suggest what I think?
Speaker 1: It is what I think because you've always notoriously liked
Speaker 1: older men. Yes, it's not so much the age you love,
Speaker 1: and this is nothing bad.
Speaker 3: You love success that turns you on.
Speaker 1: You love someone who like is powerful and knows his
Speaker 1: shit and confident and I my.
Speaker 2: Brain, Oh it goes for money.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, no, it has to be brain.
Speaker 1: Be smart because they're smart to get to that point.
Speaker 2: Like, look I look at Burgo now, I love his brain.
Speaker 2: I love the way he ticks, I love the way
Speaker 2: he works. I love the way he challenges me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I guess when I was younger, younger men were like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's go get pest and have like vodcasts and shit.
Speaker 2: And I was like, uh so, like my ex was
Speaker 2: a lot older because I just fell in love with
Speaker 2: his brain and then everything that everything else is kind
Speaker 2: of happens.
Speaker 1: But I think it's a it's a confidence thing, and
Speaker 1: you're attracted to someone who's like confident in themselves and
Speaker 1: generally that comes with age.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That's why we're getting hotter because we're more confident.
Speaker 3: No, it's true though. In my twenties.
Speaker 1: I must have battled some serious stuff that maybe we're
Speaker 1: talking about one day.
Speaker 3: But I was not confident at all.
Speaker 1: Like I actually feel like I got more confident after
Speaker 1: having babies with my body, where I stopped caring. Not
Speaker 1: I don't like when I say caring. I just used
Speaker 1: to overthink stuff all the time.
Speaker 3: In my head.
Speaker 2: Everything becomes better, like you become better mentally, physically, sexually,
Speaker 2: everything is better noweah, And you're for me in my
Speaker 2: late thirties than in my early twenties.
Speaker 3: I think Jimmy, my husband, had a big part of
Speaker 3: that with me.
Speaker 1: I feel like he. I used to hate my bum.
Speaker 1: I used to think I had the biggest bumb like
Speaker 1: big booty. Hated it big booty, but jets I.
Speaker 3: Would always wear.
Speaker 1: I jump around my waist always because I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: my bum, And I would lie in bed at night
Speaker 1: and my tummy and feel how large it. Like it's
Speaker 1: so dumb. I don't even have a big bum. But
Speaker 1: I hated it so much. And then I met Jimmy
Speaker 1: and he he loves my bump, and it made me go, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't have a bad bump. Maybe it's okay
Speaker 1: to like not worre I jump around my waist, like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's okay to have a bit of a.
Speaker 3: Bum rather than a flat bump.
Speaker 2: Of course it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that now, and I'm fine with my
Speaker 3: bum now.
Speaker 1: Twenty year old Hailey. Twenty year old Hailey had no
Speaker 1: confidence in the way I looked at.
Speaker 2: All, So that makes me so sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I look back at photos and go, what the
Speaker 3: fuck were you thinking? Why did you like?
Speaker 2: Your tits are perky, your bellies wayflower, You don't have
Speaker 2: stretch marks, you haven't had babies. Everything's up there and
Speaker 2: now it's it down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it down there. Everything's like, hello, do
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 2: Burjo's made me feel a lot more confident about my
Speaker 2: body and last morning is being pregnant. He'll be like,
Speaker 2: thank you for growing our baby so well.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: You look beautiful. I'm like, I think I look like
Speaker 2: an ape right now, but thank you, because like, I
Speaker 2: feel like you have.
Speaker 3: To see that too. I feel you.
Speaker 2: I see this big belly with like the boobs hanging
Speaker 2: over the top sometimes and I'm like, oh, that's not attractive,
Speaker 2: and he'll be like, you're beautiful because you're carrying my baby,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, are you blind?
Speaker 3: No, he loves you. Love is blind though, so yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe he's blind.
Speaker 2: He should have gone to spec safer.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do some questions because right now,
Speaker 1: if you've just tuned in and you miss the beginning
Speaker 1: of the podcast, we are doing this because Lauren's having
Speaker 1: a baby right now.
Speaker 2: So this is now quarter three weeks ago. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: currently in there getting a zing and the zing and the.
Speaker 3: Zing and the zings. N all right, some of these
Speaker 3: questions will be fun and some will be serious. Milly
Speaker 3: has told.
Speaker 2: Us, and Millie is gonna tell us, and if we
Speaker 2: don't like, then we tell Millie no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go Milly.
Speaker 4: Would rather clog the toilet on a first date or
Speaker 4: on the first day of a new job.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a big one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, clogging the toilet. Remember I did it
Speaker 3: on again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the train, yeah, going to Darwin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a number two though, it was because I
Speaker 1: know because I used baby wipes. Yeah, and then it
Speaker 1: wouldn't and then it kept rising and then I vomited
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh my god. Oh, and then
Speaker 1: it was before and it wouldn't flush, and I died
Speaker 1: and I had to go out to the bloody bar.
Speaker 3: Manager and say, I'm so she was a female. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm so sorry. I've clogged the gam the
Speaker 3: toilet won't flush. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: And I remember her putting on gloves.
Speaker 3: She was so cooled.
Speaker 2: She was about to like birth a cow, Charlotte, Charlotte,
Speaker 2: and she put on these gloves and she went.
Speaker 3: In there, yep, I got this for you, baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was so.
Speaker 3: Kind to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, why don't you read the sign?
Speaker 3: So I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I clogged the toilet on a very expensive train ride,
Speaker 1: which is again that is a worldwide phenomenon.
Speaker 2: The great thing is Charlotte and our old Soundy are
Speaker 2: still together. Like you started a love story, No, I brought.
Speaker 3: Two people together and it all started from your poo.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the poom? Maybe why yeah, okay, So
Speaker 3: question would you rather clog the toil on a first
Speaker 3: day or first out of a job? First out of job?
Speaker 3: Because I just pretend it wasn't me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's always a different cubicle. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't just walk out and get over my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you rather time travel to the past or to
Speaker 4: the future?
Speaker 2: Time travel to the past or future?
Speaker 3: Definitely the past, Definitely the past.
Speaker 2: Where would you go back to, like eighteen seventy three?
Speaker 1: Oh this, I've thought about this a lot. Why would
Speaker 1: I go back to eighteen seventy three?
Speaker 3: I don't know when your porns. I'd go back to
Speaker 3: like the seventies.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I gotta.
Speaker 3: Move Beop beopop rain and I moved.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what was that?
Speaker 3: I'd probably go back. Did you know what? If I
Speaker 3: had a day that I could go back, I'd probably
Speaker 3: go back to a day where my boys were like
Speaker 3: a year old and I could just cuddle them again.
Speaker 1: I would love to do that. Really, I could go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'd probably do that. Yeah, what would you do?
Speaker 2: I'd go back to like nineteen eighty seven, and I'd
Speaker 2: go to like time warp or something.
Speaker 3: Let's you can do that now?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, time warp shut and I wouldn't go to Adelaide.
Speaker 1: If you were going back in time, you can go anyway.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you go to like Woodstock or something. Would you
Speaker 1: on the street.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd go to like the fifteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Why were you getting like raped and pillaged?
Speaker 2: Just to see what it's like.
Speaker 3: Witch.
Speaker 2: I would have been a witch, wouldn't i? Yeh, with
Speaker 2: my little caldron.
Speaker 3: They diet thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have gone back there just to suss
Speaker 2: it out. See the cowboys, see how old they are,
Speaker 2: ride a horse majestically in the sunset, and then come back.
Speaker 4: Okay, would you rather read out loud every text you've
Speaker 4: sent this week? Or show us every photo in your phone?
Speaker 3: Show us every.
Speaker 2: Photo on my phone, every photo on your phone, because
Speaker 2: not even DBH can say about texts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've always wondered if you delete a thread,
Speaker 1: like if I delete the text between you and I,
Speaker 1: but you don't they still exist?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's this thing on text now that you can get?
Speaker 3: What's the word?
Speaker 1: You go on a text and it's like encrypted? Have
Speaker 1: you seen that when you go on a text message?
Speaker 1: Now with some people, they've encrypted their messages, so all
Speaker 1: the messages that you've ever sent them aren't there anymore. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's happened with certain people I'm like, why are you
Speaker 1: encrypting your text messages?
Speaker 3: Are your dodgy?
Speaker 2: Clearly dodgy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Anyway, I would we send each other screenshots about
Speaker 3: stuff a.
Speaker 2: Lot certain people. It's not very nice. We should be better.
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna say that part.
Speaker 4: Next question, really, would you rather accidentally send a sexy
Speaker 4: text message meant for your partner to your partner's mom
Speaker 4: or your own dad?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, partner's mom, partner's mom, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If I send any form of anything to my dad,
Speaker 2: I would die die. My parents are so prudish. Your
Speaker 2: dad is they've only banged twice to have my brother
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: No, they don't know, they haven't.
Speaker 2: Just stop they stop it.
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 3: He loves it, she loves it. Stop it. No, I
Speaker 3: don't want to it.
Speaker 2: I doubt send the sexy text to Burgo's mom because she'd.
Speaker 3: Laugh and he's so fun.
Speaker 2: She'd get it because I.
Speaker 3: Know that she does it. So you're going to get
Speaker 3: in trouble.
Speaker 2: Whereas you're not Dad. Okay, so that was easy.
Speaker 4: Would you rather be remembered by millions of people after
Speaker 4: you've gone or deeply cherished by the five people you
Speaker 4: love the.
Speaker 2: Most deeply cherished by the five people, millions of people.
Speaker 2: Why I don't know, like Michael Jackson state funeral.
Speaker 3: But but wouldn't you care?
Speaker 2: Does that show flowers and balloons?
Speaker 3: I just no, you're not you know, you would be
Speaker 3: like statue to my men.
Speaker 1: Like Michael Jackson's actually really sad, like his final some
Speaker 1: of his final conversations that he's the most loneliest person
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 3: Well, he doesn't feel love because he's never felt like
Speaker 3: he's been really loved for who he is.
Speaker 2: We should have a ding every time we bring Michael
Speaker 2: into this your eyes.
Speaker 1: Again, of Michael Jackson. There's a lot of Michael fancy
Speaker 1: are gonna come?
Speaker 2: I know what is the lady in the Pink's dumb?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm warring navy. Now, bitch, I've changed.
Speaker 4: Would you rather always be fifteen minutes late or two
Speaker 4: hours early?
Speaker 3: Oh? Here we go, okay.
Speaker 1: I I get really annoyed at late people. I get
Speaker 1: really annoyed by it. But I'm also equally as annoyed
Speaker 1: when someone is fifteen minutes early.
Speaker 2: I would always choose to be two hours earlier than
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: With his strange face, so I find it quite rude.
Speaker 3: So we have to beat somewhere. At one, you'll go,
Speaker 3: I'll leave home at one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you wait, you're making them wait, You're
Speaker 1: making them Your time is more important than there's no.
Speaker 2: I just try and fit so much in the room
Speaker 2: when we started, and I would have a meeting at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock, ten, twelve o'clock, one o'clock, and by nine
Speaker 2: point thirty, Like my whole day is skewed.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: And I just had all this, Like I'm going to
Speaker 2: be able to do everything in my day.
Speaker 3: But what about the other people? They're waiting for you?
Speaker 2: I text them and tell them what about anything?
Speaker 3: Get so stressed by that. But I also get really stressed.
Speaker 1: Dad is really early, and I'm like, it's okay to
Speaker 1: be early, but park around the corner and wait in
Speaker 1: your car for fifteen minutes. Like I love getting some
Speaker 1: way for ten minutes to just sit in my car,
Speaker 1: sound off, just scroll, get my head around whatever I'm
Speaker 1: about to do, and then go in. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be wait for I hate making other people wait
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, it doesn't bother me, It really doesn't,
Speaker 1: does it.
Speaker 2: No, it's a deucezza thing. My dad or my don't
Speaker 2: care about how they feel. We just don't think about it.
Speaker 2: Burgio calls it to Chaza very time you've traveled with us.
Speaker 2: I know it's so annoying, but.
Speaker 3: We just Jimmy's like that too, My husband's like that.
Speaker 2: We just run on different times time zone. I'm an
Speaker 2: Italian times out so much?
Speaker 4: Would you rather know when or how you're going to die?
Speaker 3: Shit? Oh, I don't know. If you know how, you
Speaker 3: can pretend you can potentially stop it from happening.
Speaker 2: No, but then it would change your whole life. Like
Speaker 2: think about if you knew how you were going to die,
Speaker 2: but you don't know whether it's like fifty or ninety,
Speaker 2: it's going to ruin your whole life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could stop it, like if you knew
Speaker 3: that it was like.
Speaker 2: You can't stop it, like it's written in your it's
Speaker 2: written on your palms when you when your time's out,
Speaker 2: your times up?
Speaker 1: I know, I hate this is why did you say
Speaker 1: a question like this? I'm so more, But now I'm
Speaker 1: going to start thinking about this.
Speaker 2: I think I'd rather know when, But then you're just
Speaker 2: counting down the days. I've got thirteen if.
Speaker 1: You yeah, it's like fifty, you're like, shit, I haven't
Speaker 1: got much time left.
Speaker 2: But you'd live your life. Think about how you change
Speaker 2: your life if you found out, which a lot of
Speaker 2: people have to go through. It's a horrific thing. Everyone
Speaker 2: changes what they do. But imagine if we could live
Speaker 2: our lives changing now. That makes no sense, Yes it does,
Speaker 2: and it makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: If you live your life changing now what Okay?
Speaker 2: No, wait wait wait okay, So if you worked out
Speaker 2: that you've got to die at fifty, Yeah, the next
Speaker 2: five years, you'd completely change and think about you'd say
Speaker 2: no to that, yes to that. That's how you'd live
Speaker 2: your life. Whereas we should be living.
Speaker 3: Our life be so scared, like how am I going
Speaker 3: to die? What is it like? What can I change it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I change fate?
Speaker 2: We should be living our life like it's the last
Speaker 2: day anyway.
Speaker 3: I know, I know we don't.
Speaker 4: Would you rather accidentally like a five year old photo
Speaker 4: on your ex's Instagram at three am? Or accidentally send
Speaker 4: a screenshot of a text change to a friend that
Speaker 4: you've been complaining about.
Speaker 3: Ah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Both of them give me full blown anxiety. I reckon
Speaker 2: I've done both.
Speaker 3: Both bad both. I accidentainly send that text and you
Speaker 3: try and recall, recall, delete delegally for all.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then all you can do is like turn
Speaker 2: your phone off.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know.
Speaker 1: When something that happens, I freeze and then I call
Speaker 1: you and go, oh my god, I just did this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god. How do I say?
Speaker 3: Help me, help me, help me, help me? And then
Speaker 3: I need someone to talk me through it.
Speaker 2: And then I go, It's gonna be fine. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not going to be fine.
Speaker 3: This has happened. Bringing that memory happens.
Speaker 2: We've done a lot of shit in that time.
Speaker 3: Okay, final question, did you answer no?
Speaker 4: Would you rather fight a hundred duck sized horses or
Speaker 4: one horse sized duck?
Speaker 1: Would I rather fight a hundred horses that are duck sized.
Speaker 3: Or one giant one? Oh god, I love horses.
Speaker 2: That is the dumbest question I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to picture a picture like a giant, my
Speaker 3: giant duck.
Speaker 2: But no. But if a hundred tiny horns are running you,
Speaker 2: Oh they're so cute and they start like knifing you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd probably be better off with the one, just
Speaker 1: the one. I'm just hired somewhere. I'd get milk picturing
Speaker 1: like that one from you know, the one from Family.
Speaker 3: The chickens.
Speaker 2: Them and the scene goes on for like three minutes
Speaker 2: and it's just stopping there it goes again.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: Would you rather have teeth that glow in the dark
Speaker 4: or eyebrows that.
Speaker 2: Fall off once a month? That is the dumbest question
Speaker 2: I've ever heard. Millie's fired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't even think of a way to respond
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 2: No, at this point, I've already I've had, I've got
Speaker 2: all the drugs in me, I've given birth to the baby.
Speaker 2: Now we can rap up.
Speaker 3: I think definitely teeth that glow in the dark. They'd
Speaker 3: be nice and white.
Speaker 2: Eyebrows smiling in the middle of the night. I reagine
Speaker 2: my eyebrows falling off and then recalibrating to another shape,
Speaker 2: like every month there's something dinner e free calibrating.
Speaker 3: Well, that was a very interesting episode. We hope he
Speaker 3: like sat through the whole thing because this was recorded
Speaker 3: because Lauren is currently having a baby.
Speaker 2: Beep beep, have a great week.
Speaker 3: Love you,