WEBVTT - Would you rather... 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:05.800 A A lady, ad A lady, A lady, ad A lady. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:10.440 If you are listening to this podcast right now, chances 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:12.440 are Lauren is currently being cut open. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:18.239 It's true. Currently I am giving birth to my second child. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.279 Seven layers of cutting, seven layers. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.200 You won't feel a thing because you've got a gigantic 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:23.680 horse track. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.760 Hi as a mother guy. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:31.360 So we are recording this podcast three weeks before Lauren 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.360 is due because we thought we'd play this when she 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:37.400 is in birth, because you are due to give birth 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.400 on the seventeenth of July. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.479 I am, and this is now the next week, and 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.320 you know what, I probably would be fine, Like I just. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.600 Know, mate, We're going to give you a little bit 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.680 of time because you're having your entire stomach cutopen. You're 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.360 gonna give you a week or two at least maybe 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.400 two and a half weeks from churning leaves. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:58.320 I don't how good I do? Keep calling up my holiday, 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.320 don't I when I'm on holidays? Eyes? 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.760 You know, when you have a cesarean and it's like 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.679 they describe it as a tugging and it really is. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.880 It's like you don't feel anything, but you feel a 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.240 tugging kind of sensation down there. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.000 You feel movement. I always just remember I felt all 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.160 this movement and like fish were jumping in my guts. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.399 Do you remember feeling a bit sick because they pushed 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.640 the baby up before they get it out. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.160 That's where you feel you can you can be a bit, 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.480 feel a bit like it's gonna come out of my throat. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.839 I don't understand because the cuts so small, how. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.960 Does the bait get It's so small. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.040 It's literally minds like that tiny, like just on my people. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:42.200 They must stretch it. Oh yeah, I think that's what 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:42.800 your fan is. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:50.240 I'll speak for yourself. Huge shinenormous here. It comes love 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:50.840 with they're. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:56.960 A big fan. So it's a shame that babies didn't 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:00.800 just walk out of it. I know, are you feeling 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.520 weird that you'll never have a vagina birth? 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:08.160 No? I So for Sophia, I was told that I 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.000 highly recommend that you have cesarian because I had issues, 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.200 But in my head I always wanted a cesarean. So 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.160 when the doctor said that, I was like, all right, 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.520 I guess I'll do it. I don't think my brain 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.600 could work with being able to give birth at any point. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.000 Like I liked the organization of six am, get in 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:26.760 seven o'clock, eight o'clock. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.600 You've got a baby, Yeah, I do too. Yeah I'm not. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.040 I'm not about pushing out and splitting open. And then 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.880 do you know why as well, the thought about anything 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:36.600 going up there? 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:40.960 Again, mentally, I don't think I could just I would 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.400 really struggle. I would feel like it's gonna it's gonna hurt. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:44.320 It's gona hurt, It's gonna hurt. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.440 Do you know what great form of contraception. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:51.040 Yeah, but even after cesareans without we always promise were 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:55.480 we talk about banging on this show, but after cesareans 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:56.760 it really. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:00.880 Does hurt a bit. It's just a really weird Yeah, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.919 god we did with so much. Yeh. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.000 You know, when you have a baby and you have 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.800 you're needed, Okay, you're about to enter this. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.440 Moment where you're needed by everyone. So fear is going 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.000 to need you. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.280 The baby needs you to survive. Burgo's gonna want a 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.840 little piece of you. Like you're needed in every sense 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.680 of the word, which is lovely to feel needed. Sometimes 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.280 you just want to go. Can I just have half 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.720 an hour to myself? 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:28.320 Yeah, that's where showers like even now, you know, half 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.720 been saying like morning, noon, and night and having a 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.519 shower and wetting my hair, and it's like the one 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.360 time a day where I just I feel like that's 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.520 the same you know when someone pops over, like Mumble 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.240 pop over or Burgo's Umble pop over and they'll be like, oh, 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:41.560 do you want us to look after the baby? 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:43.640 I'll be like, yes, I would love her. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.000 And then I'm just gonna go have like a half 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:45.720 an hour shower. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.240 Yeah, that's really nice. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.320 Kind of weird if like the most exciting thing in 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.280 your day is a shower. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.880 No, it's the small things, yeah, thettle things a coffee 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:59.280 and a shower, oh yeah, and a baked good. And 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.480 then when you feel like you've got your life together 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.040 when you first have a baby, and you know, some 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.560 days it can be the shambles. Some days you don't 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.440 get out of your jummies and you feel gross and 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.440 you feel isolated and lonely and all the things. But 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.200 then some days, like you managed to put the baby down, 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.920 your house for some reason is clean. You sit on 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.680 the couch with a cup of tea and go. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.560 Oh my god, this is actually quite easy. I've got 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:21.240 my shit together. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.360 I'm nailing it. Yeah, I remember the first time I 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.159 left the house with Sofia, we took a bag of stuff. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.400 We had nappy, she had like seven types of clothes everything, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.680 and I went out in a dress that you couldn't 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:36.599 breastfeed in, and I had mascar on one eye and glade. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.000 I kept looking at me like, you just look different, 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.719 and I'm like, why it because I was like, oh 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.040 my god, and so I've done on getting it on 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.599 one eye, I know. So she was two weeks and 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.320 we were like, gosh, we're nailing this pregnancy thing. And 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.360 we went to Preeasy's and we had a delicious pasta 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.920 and then halfway through, I was like, if she cries, 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.520 I have to get nude to feel like. I didn't 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.240 think on this like one long dress so I couldn't 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:06.200 feed her, and I looked weird with one. I'm as garage. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.760 Yeah, that's actually quite stressful anyway, But at that point 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.600 you'd have just gone to the toilet w dressing. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.159 My pastor and left feeling happy. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.400 Yeah, I love a PRES's pastor. That was the first 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.000 thing you wanted straight after you had. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.120 Yeah, so Fear, Mom and Dad brought it to the hospital. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.200 Was it? What was the exact dish, so it's like 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.000 a panchada pasta and a chicken risotto and wish you 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.840 got it. And then I proceeded to eat a bag 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.880 of Hagg's freckles. But do you know what, there's no 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.080 judge after that day. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:34.200 You could do whatever you want. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:38.479 I'm sorry after that day. Also, I had been made 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.680 to felt during pregnancy that I had to like I 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.400 ate really healthy, ate light and easy. I wasn't allowed 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:45.680 to put on weight because I had a high b 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.320 in my Some days I felt like I was the 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.960 fattest person in the world to have a baby. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.080 That's right, let's talk about that. Did you go somewhere 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.480 the doctor made you feel like shit? 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.320 Yes, but he was just trying to like scare me 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.719 into knowing that if I go over a certain part 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.240 in my be and my you actually can't have a 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.760 baby in a private hospital. You have to go public 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.360 because the risk is so much higher of blood clotting 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:06.840 and death. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:11.960 So I know with I have underneatheis friend and she said, 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.920 if you are if your b and is really high, 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.520 it's actually really dangerous to put you under because you 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.040 have to keep giving you more anesthetic to go under 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.560 and then things can go wrong, so exactly. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:27.000 So it's a medical thing. It's and often I go 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.200 b and my's they're stupid. I don't like them. But 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.240 I've always had a high bar in MI. Even when 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.040 I was like a lot lighter, My be and MI 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.080 was always high. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:36.960 Is weird. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.120 If I was to check my bear my, I bet 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.040 you anything, I'll be like overweight or something. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.279 It is weird. It is were a little outdated. 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.760 But I am very dense and so that whole mean, 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.880 what do you mean by that big boned, heavy, Like 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.160 I'm not slight. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:52.919 You're not slight. No, I'm not. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.080 I look at some of my friends and their kids 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:55.640 and their slight. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:56.400 Yeah. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.000 It's like we're heavy to pick up, yes, yeah, Like 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.440 if you would pick me up, I look like I'm 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.880 quite light, but you pick me up and I'm dead 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:04.760 weight because we were like we've. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.239 Got big feet, We've got big, heavy, strong bones. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.520 Yes, And I'm fine with that. 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.280 Like I feel like our skeletons would be heaps bigger 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.560 than other people's, but they would be like big skeletons 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:16.720 walking around with big bones. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.920 There's a lot of phones, there's a lot of But 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.080 I'm totally fine with that. So then during the pregnancy 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.920 I was so good. I was I didn't get one 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.760 like Maca's Run or ice cream run or anything. So 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.880 then the night I had Sophia, it's like I've been 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.080 so deprived of anything. I ate a whole packet of 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:39.000 freckles without even thinking and pasted it. And so I 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.960 actually put on my way after giving birth because I 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.320 put on ten kilos with her, and then by the 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:45.920 time I got home from the hospital lost her. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.240 But this baby, you haven't put on anyway. I look 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.840 at you now and like your face, you haven't even. 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.320 Got any fluid. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.080 I've put on. I've put on fifteen kilos. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.920 You now, Yeah, you do not look like you have 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:59.280 put on kilos. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:03.120 No, because I look at you since before and your face, yeah, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.800 so much slimmer now. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.920 But because I just started lighter because I lost twenty 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.840 heroes and then I got pregnant, I'm still way lighter 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.640 than I was. Yeah, but I've actually put on my yeah, 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:17.040 fifteen kilos, and I've just amazing, thank you. But I've 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.640 had a lot of fun eating, that's okay, But at 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.080 this pregnancy I've enjoyed more. The first pregnancy, I was 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.920 so scared to put on weight that be and my number. Yeah, 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:29.360 and it's it's not a it's not a criticism or anything. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.560 The medical profession know what they're doing and they were 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.520 trying to make sure I were safe. And if you 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.120 ever want to dangle something at me, it's like that 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.600 was if you want to have your baby here, you 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.360 need to be good. And I was like, okay, so okay, 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.200 I think if your BMI gets higher than fifty, you 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.880 can't deliver at a private hospital. You have to go 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:52.040 to a public hospital. We'll just fact check, fact check that. Really, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.079 what was your my bm I got to forty eight? 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.480 How do they check its height? It's height and weight? 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.600 It was. It was really scarier. It was a thing. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.920 Would you ever wonder you pay so much for private 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:10.360 health if something ever goes wrong, you end up going 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.240 public anyway. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.679 So is Lauren in fact correct? I've turned over a 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.040 new leaf, guys. I'm all about facts now. Milli's just 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.880 confirmed it after a few weeks, I've decided to check 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:20.559 my fact weld on. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.719 Yeah, that's the first time I've ever been corrected for 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.000 fact yeah on their show. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.720 Yep, it's only taken us fifteen weeks to get here 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.720 to have a correct fact. All right, so yay, all good. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:32.960 Yeah, Lauren is currently having a baby at the moment. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:34.800 That's why this is recorded a few weeks ago. So 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.280 today we've got a little mem and then we've got 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.400 actually a little fun thing we're going to do where 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:43.400 Millie's written some questions for us that are kind of 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.080 like would you rather questions, So you're going to get 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.120 to know us a little bit deeper. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.839 Would you rather? It's like it's been the bottle. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:48.240 I love. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.120 It's nothing like spin the bottle. But if you want 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.480 to kiss me, I'm always here. 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:52.600 For shoejag Mary. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.360 Shoot jag Marry is our favorite game. Okay, if you've 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.280 never played shoetjag marry with your friends, do it when 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.400 you're a brunch new time and you pick three people 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.840 that you know and then you organize who you would shoot, 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:05.080 who you would shag, who you marry. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.720 Oh. I do it sometimes with my parents and my 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:12.480 dad gets so angry because I'll pick like mom, mom, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.760 someone else, someone else, like a politician. He goes this bullshit, 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:22.040 I'd shoot them all, shag them. He just doesn't get 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.599 the game, whereas Mum takes it really seriously lovely husband. No, 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.880 he's quite good looking. He's a good provider. Yep, I 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.959 definitely married. I'd shag him and I'd kill him. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.160 That is so good. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.800 Okay, so we're gonna play shoeshag Mary a little bit later. 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.959 My little Member of the Week is something that happened 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.000 a couple of weeks ago. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.080 And this just shows where my mental brain is at. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.720 And you know me, when I'm when I'm hungry and 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.640 I crave something, I have to have that one thing 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:48.520 and I can't. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:49.120 Let it go. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.200 You get hungry, I get like I just need sushi. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.920 I need sushi, and I know the exact sushi I want. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.280 I want chuna avocado and I want a honey chicken 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.000 and that's exactly what I want, and I know where 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.439 I want it. And I was in rund A Wall 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.240 and I wanted to go down to David Jones because 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:04.960 I was like, they do great sushi down there. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.440 There's a little like sushi shop. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:07.040 Yeh's great. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.240 So as I'm walking out of wherever I was going, 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:16.679 I was leaving Alexander Landree walking across, I could hit it. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.040 And I was like, somewhere is on fire right now. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:18.960 There's an alarm. 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.360 And then I walk closer and closer more DJs, and 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.720 I was like, yeah, it's coming out of here. There's 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.960 people coming out. No one's rushing, no one's like, oh 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:30.599 my god, there's a fire or anything, but it was it. Dude, 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.280 I'm just gonna go downstairs toill. I'm going to go 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.200 down and just see if I can get my sushi 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.360 because i want my sushi. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:36.719 So I wait. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.320 So everyone's running out, and no one's running at this point, 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.800 but people are walking out and the alarm is going off. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.760 So first of all, I actually race down the side. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.680 This is crazy, Hailey. I raced down the side avenue 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.040 to see if there was like fire trucks. There was 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.240 a fire truck on North Terrace. I could see that, 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.280 and I was like, no, one looks too alarmed right now. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:57.600 So then I raced back down. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.200 I'm just hoping they're doing like Chief one sushi because 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.000 everything's on fire. I might get three staved because I'm 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:03.920 going to get a discount. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:09.080 I went downstairs to the basement and I'm walking and dude, 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.800 I walked closer to the sushi place. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.520 I'm like, hi, and there's one lady there. The other 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.320 lady has run for her. She wasn't running, but she 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.080 was walking out. I was like, Hi, can I just order? 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.000 And she's like, I'm the alarms on, we need we 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.000 need to get out, and I'm. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.160 Like, can I just have it? I just want to 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.560 cheer in an avocado? Is that a right? And she's 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.400 like no, we're not serving the alarms. And then they 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.400 all walked out and I have to leave and I 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.720 never got my freaking sushi. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:32.960 Why don't you take it? 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.640 Well, I'm going to break into the sushi joint. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.080 Well it's all going anywhere. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.560 That would actually make front page paper because he can 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:40.680 get on the front page for anything. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.040 He can fight and he'll be in the front page 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:42.360 of the paper. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.400 But I mean, we do something nice, I raise like 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.640 one hundreds thousand dollars to cancer research, but we don't 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:47.360 even make the paper. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.400 Well, go steal, Go steal something, and you get on 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:51.040 the front page. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:52.559 How we'll get on the front page. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.160 I should have climbed over the counter and grabbed a 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.720 couple of sushi rods. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.680 I can see it right now. They would have gone 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.559 to town. And you like, people are sick and dying 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:05.400 and old mates stealing. Yeah, no such thing as bad. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:10.360 But there's my man, what's yours? Oh? 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.640 Do you remember? This is only dawn on me, adorned 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.320 on me in the shower? Do you remember we once 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:21.280 had a friend who once said women become invisible. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.080 At thirty seven? 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:22.880 Thirty seven? 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.160 Yep, I do remember him. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.480 And he said that, And how are you dead? 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:27.679 Mate? You said that? 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:28.960 How old am I? 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:29.959 Now? Thirty seven? 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.439 I'm invisible? And I remember the day you turned thirty seven. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.240 I know you called me and said, Hey, remember what 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:40.080 that guy said. You're invisible as of today? And it's 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:41.720 kind of what does he mean by that? 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.600 Weird things happen in your life, like I can't remember 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.960 what I had for breakfast, But then some people say 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:48.680 things in your life from you know, you can remember 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:49.600 something when you're ten. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.359 Like I know all the words to Ice Eized baby, Yes, stop. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.800 Club rate and listen. Ice is back with a brand 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.520 new invention. Something got a hold of me tightly for 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.120 like a whole harpoon daily and nightly. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.840 Well, I want to stop your I don't know, turn 0:13:58.880 --> 0:13:59.800 off the lights and I'll go. 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.000 But then I'm like, Haley, where did you park your car? 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:08.760 And You're like ding ding ding ding, so it's always 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.480 stuck with me. So I just wanted to say, this 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.640 is two ghosts right now, sitting on a couch holding 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.200 a mic, like do you reckon? People are just seeing 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.000 mics right now, but. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.520 Not actually invisible. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:21.280 So okay, let's actually dissect that for a little bit. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.520 He said that women become invisible at thirty seven is 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.960 that he doesn't find them attractive as of thirty seven, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.800 which I think is bs because when you think about it, 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.440 when you're younger, right, I always think about this. When 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:38.120 you're like eighteen, you're attracted to like generally nineteen twenty twenty, 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.680 maybe up to twenty five year olds. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.200 They're like, that's like your Yeah, what do you call it? 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.280 Your target audience? Right, that's what you. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.560 Want to target audience. We're talking ratings, but. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.720 Like now, I'm not attracted to eighteen nineteen twenty year 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.560 olds because I'm older. So you're attracted to as you 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:58.160 get older, you're attracted to. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.040 Well then some people, I mean a lot of women 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.680 and men are dating. Like I think I saw yesterday 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.440 there's like a seventy two year old woman in the 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:04.760 States dating a twenty year old. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.280 Yeah, that's definitely for love. Isn't it. Yeah, it must 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:08.280 have seen so much in common. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.840 I mean he got a visa and stuff out of it, 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:10.520 but I think it was. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.480 Yeah, oh he got a visa. Yeah surprising. That's so nice. Yeah. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.760 No, I get the age difference thing, but I actually 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:19.760 think you have like hit your prime. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.040 Like once you've hit forty, you've like hit your prime. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:23.920 You keep getting it. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.120 I don't want to be hit. I don't want to 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:26.800 ever hit my prime. There's downhill from here. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.520 No, you keep getting you keep getting hotter. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.760 Oh that's so nice. 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.920 And I think it's a confidence, more of yourself. And 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.840 you always look like the nanny, are not the mom. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.560 So do you? That's really no. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:44.080 You don't dress like the mom. You don't wear pash meanas, you. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.760 Love a posh mina. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:46.200 No. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.880 I think the confidence thing is what makes people hotter. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.520 But what's annoying is men get hotter with age. Like 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.800 I look at Burjo now he is way hotter, almost 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.960 forty than he was at thirty. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:59.200 Yeah, men do, but that's also what you're attracted to 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:00.640 because you're attracted to older men. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.280 Yes, and he's almost forty and he's getting that salt 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.960 and pepper. He's almost there and he puts his glass. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.400 He won't hit his prime into his sixty for you, 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:09.520 because you love old men. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:11.720 Yes, what is it about old men that you love? 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.040 I don't know. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:15.000 Can I suggest what I think? 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:19.040 It is what I think because you've always notoriously liked 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:23.600 older men. Yes, it's not so much the age you love, 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.320 and this is nothing bad. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:29.080 You love success that turns you on. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.800 You love someone who like is powerful and knows his 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.280 shit and confident and I my. 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.080 Brain, Oh it goes for money. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.720 Well no, no, no, no, it has to be brain. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.080 Be smart because they're smart to get to that point. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.680 Like, look I look at Burgo now, I love his brain. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:47.480