Speaker 1: This is the Christy Swan show. Let's do this.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love accent.
Speaker 1: Where are you from, Jenna?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm from Sydney, but I grew up watching the Simpsons,
Speaker 3: So I have an accent. Wait wait wait, wait, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, No, this is a thing. My son is
Speaker 1: the same. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, If I had a dollar for every time someone
Speaker 3: asked where I was from, I wouldn't need the thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I my son is the same. He even says Tomato everything.
Speaker 3: Where has he learned that the Simpsons?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was just a neglectful mother.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1: It is a thing. It is a thing. And that's
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever heard anyone else who has
Speaker 1: that problem.
Speaker 4: Oh, we need to talk to tom Please keep Jenny's number.
Speaker 4: I'd like to talk about that further tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so interesting. All right, let's move on
Speaker 1: to Clicky Katy Perry has has made a sweeping statement.
Speaker 1: Doesn't she know that we don't do that on a.
Speaker 3: Tuesday, only on Thursday's babe.
Speaker 1: She's posted a picture. Oh no, no, no, not a
Speaker 1: picture of the film.
Speaker 3: She's tweeted.
Speaker 1: Sheers tweeted this very simple sentence. Who tweets anymore?
Speaker 3: What do we call it? Now? You've xed? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It does, doesn't it? The substance dash the best film
Speaker 1: this year? And someone take that on the surface as
Speaker 1: a statement that makes sense. Of course, she's speaking about
Speaker 1: the new Demi Moore Margaret Qualifilm. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see it. My nephew took off straight after dinner on
Speaker 1: Sunday night to go and see it with his friends.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to see it.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's not for the fainthearted. It's pretty hectic. But
Speaker 4: I love hectic, oh same, and I love Demimore Madison.
Speaker 1: So do I have your birthday by the way.
Speaker 3: To move yesterday?
Speaker 1: But of course we like to find conflict where there
Speaker 1: is none, and we've decided. What Katie Perry is saying
Speaker 1: with this very simple, one dimensional statement for substance best
Speaker 1: film misses is she's saying that Wicked is not.
Speaker 4: Reit.
Speaker 3: She's saying I hate Ariana Grunde.
Speaker 1: That's what she's saying.
Speaker 3: That's what she's saying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm seeing this Sunday night, I know,
Speaker 1: saying what are you wearing? Am I going to see
Speaker 1: you there?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm going are you gonna wear green and pink?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: So I have a green long sleeve that I will wear?
Speaker 4: Do you think I could get away with white jeans?
Speaker 4: I don't have pink pants or a.
Speaker 1: Long sleeve like are you going as the green wiggle?
Speaker 3: No, Like it's like a khaki green assembly label like.
Speaker 1: Long sleep car Ki it's green.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the only shade of green I have.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I may or may not see you because
Speaker 1: the person that I've invited to come with me, beautiful Jess,
Speaker 1: I said, this is a text message. I've got a
Speaker 1: free ticket to go and see Wicked. It's going to
Speaker 1: be amazing and it's close to home. Would you like
Speaker 1: to come with me? And then the might get out
Speaker 1: of jail free card is I also haven't left the
Speaker 1: house in a long time. So if you get it
Speaker 1: text message at about four pm saying I can't make it,
Speaker 1: is that okay? She's like, everything is all okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Suggest if you're listening, you will not be seeing Chrissy
Speaker 4: and you will not be seeing Wicked.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show. We are
Speaker 1: not done just yet.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique fait chovl.
Speaker 1: Ron's at it again. Just she's making some powerful enemies.
Speaker 1: This time is Billboard magazine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's once you could maybe worn
Speaker 3: on site. Given it's about music and her industry.
Speaker 1: So they have their job is to keep us abreast
Speaker 1: of everything music right, particularly on socials. There's updates all
Speaker 1: the time, and they've posted an update news article saying
Speaker 1: Chavaron has split with her management team, the sources confirmed
Speaker 1: to Billboard. The news comes after the breakout star scored
Speaker 1: her first slate of Grammy nominations. More details at the
Speaker 1: linkoln bios seems pretty shape forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also not that scandalous, just some news.
Speaker 1: It's reporting the news. She says, you'll suck for this.
Speaker 3: Oh it's true.
Speaker 1: You all suck for this. Why Chapel Piggy battles'te.
Speaker 3: And just I just want to say to Chapel, care
Speaker 3: a little bit less, I think, so, just care a
Speaker 3: little bit less.
Speaker 4: Yeah, delete your social media apps, don't don't follow Billboard,
Speaker 4: don't look at like it does.
Speaker 1: Take a little a shift though, like you need to
Speaker 1: get in the practice of not being obsessed.
Speaker 3: I reckon it like flicks. I think it's for me.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously I'm no one like Chapel Roane, but
Speaker 4: I remember even starting this show, I cared what people
Speaker 4: thought or if I saw a bad comment.
Speaker 3: It affect me I reckon. It took three months and
Speaker 3: now I could.
Speaker 1: Not care less. Yeah, well you can't. You can't because
Speaker 1: you can't change people's opinions. No, And Chapel just needs
Speaker 1: to understand that she's in two different worlds. The Chapel
Speaker 1: Roane that Billboard is speaking about looks like the Chapel
Speaker 1: roane that she looks at in the mirror, but it's
Speaker 1: it's different person. You've got to let that one go
Speaker 1: and do all that stuff, make the money and be
Speaker 1: the job, and then just concentrate on yourself at home
Speaker 1: and the real you good like It's like, you can't.
Speaker 1: She'll never get peace. No, if she tries to control that.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there's like anyone in the industry, or
Speaker 4: if she confide in anyone about that.
Speaker 1: Well, didn't someone come up to her at a show,
Speaker 1: someone really Fergie or someone from Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 4: Or someone like quiet It looked out for Kesher, Kesher, keshha, Yes,
Speaker 4: call Kesher next time you're losing your mind.
Speaker 1: Chapel rhyme. Now, my, you know I've got the pile
Speaker 1: of optimism, which is the stack of books next to
Speaker 1: my bed that I never get time to time to read.
Speaker 1: I now have a pile of optimism on my watch lists.
Speaker 3: Of course, the Martha.
Speaker 1: Stewart documentary on Netflix haven't seen.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait.
Speaker 3: I need to watch that.
Speaker 1: Can you forced me to watch it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll text you on Friday night and be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: on Monday we are talking about this.
Speaker 3: You must watch it for work. It is a work
Speaker 3: commitment when though I don't know, surely not, every hour
Speaker 3: of your weekend is taken up. That is so grim.
Speaker 1: It is literally every minute. Anyway, The White Lotus season
Speaker 1: three is about to be added to my watch list
Speaker 1: of possibility and optimism. I loved the first two and
Speaker 1: I watched them every frame. But when the second season finished,
Speaker 1: I thought, am I out? Like Jennifer Coolidge is maybe dead? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Could you question whether you were dead or ali?
Speaker 1: Well, I check my pulse and I'm still here allegedly.
Speaker 1: But I just thought, am I gone from The White
Speaker 1: Lotus in the same way that Jennifer Coolidge is?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Because he is so good at creating this show and
Speaker 4: making you fall in love with the new characters.
Speaker 1: I do love that black woman who plays the therapist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's back. I believe so.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 4: There's a black pink, Yes, she is back. There's a
Speaker 4: black pink singer and at Lisa. And in the little
Speaker 4: teaser they've given us, they've given us six seconds.
Speaker 3: This is what we hear.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the White Lords in Thailand. Yes, in Thailand.
Speaker 3: I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: I hope they feature how to make a good pad tie.
Speaker 1: Also in that showcase was the Game of Thrown spin
Speaker 1: off A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, and that is
Speaker 1: another one that I'll never watch, but god, I'd love
Speaker 1: to a documentary about Pee Wee Herman your mate?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why is he my mate?
Speaker 3: Because you do the Is that the guy you impersonate?
Speaker 1: I think so. I don't wait to hear who you
Speaker 1: think it is.
Speaker 3: We've got to go regularly him, Jola up next to him.
Speaker 1: I think you know I'm not impersonating him like alone
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