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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and this
Speaker 1: is High Scrollers, the podcast version of your favorite group chat.
Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your grouped, we're.
Speaker 2: Talking about it coming up on this episode. I've gone viral,
Speaker 2: but it's not on a platform you think I'd be
Speaker 2: going viral on it, and I'm kind of excited about it,
Speaker 2: but it's not for a very good reason.
Speaker 1: Plus an update on my next door a but that
Speaker 1: absolutely hates AJ and I. It is still going on
Speaker 1: and it's getting worse.
Speaker 2: Yep, shit has hit the fan gel Aj is raging.
Speaker 2: Plus I give you a bit of an update on
Speaker 2: my Kylie situation. If you missed it online, don't worry,
Speaker 2: I've got the full story here. Let's just say we
Speaker 2: went above and beyond what we expected to do. I'm
Speaker 2: very happy about it and.
Speaker 1: I have learnt something once again. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: always learning, but I've learned something that I feel like
Speaker 1: I should have known a really long time ago, and
Speaker 1: I need to know if I'm.
Speaker 2: The only one deal me in. Duh, let's go.
Speaker 1: So Matt has had some hate good morning, Oh, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. I'm too excited to talk about this. Someone
Speaker 1: has told Matt that he breaths too loud.
Speaker 2: Someone has noticed my nose whistle in episodes, which just
Speaker 2: makes me feel like a fifty year old man.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's so like I feel like we've
Speaker 1: already spoke about this before, but like couple coded when
Speaker 1: as we already spoke about this when AJ's breathing too
Speaker 1: loud sometimes like you stop breathing like that and he's like,
Speaker 1: what what.
Speaker 2: That's you? Matt? Yeah? Sorry, if you've been a victim,
Speaker 2: a victim of my nose whistling, I think it's a
Speaker 2: septum piercing. Maybe I need to bring the septum.
Speaker 1: Down, bring it out for this episode.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it out for this episode. Sorry, pick me
Speaker 2: nose over here. I haven't done a mirror check. That
Speaker 2: might be bookas or something wrong. It's fine for me, okay, Oh, Wow,
Speaker 2: look that really clear the sciuss, didn't it?
Speaker 1: Bloody hell, I forget that you have it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten any weird piercings or tattoos that
Speaker 2: you regret?
Speaker 1: No? I okay, I've got a few things to say here. Okay,
Speaker 1: when I was maybe thirteen or fourteen, I really wanted
Speaker 1: my tongue pierced. Me took really no, this was bad.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this to make anyone look bad,
Speaker 1: but this really fucking happened in my life. I'm just
Speaker 1: spilling the fucking tea. Who cares? So I asked my
Speaker 1: mom and she said no. And this is where my
Speaker 1: dad was still in my life, just because he cut
Speaker 1: me off when I was like fourteen and he was
Speaker 1: the more cool one. So mom said no, Dad said, okay,
Speaker 1: let's fucking do it. So he took me to the
Speaker 1: piercing shop and I got my tongue pierced. And look,
Speaker 1: I know that is stupid at thirteen slash fourteen year
Speaker 1: old go and get their tongue piers like, you don't
Speaker 1: need your tongue fucking pierced at that age, mind you,
Speaker 1: I didn't think anything of it other than this is
Speaker 1: so cool, Like I just thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be so cool. So I went home, and obviously Mum
Speaker 1: found out, and so she and trigger warning, parental not niceness.
Speaker 1: She told me that I was a slut and that
Speaker 1: I was going to be pregnant before the time I
Speaker 1: was sixteen. It was this full blow up, You're a slut,
Speaker 1: like all this and that like trigger fucking warning for
Speaker 1: anyone out there. She had this full and because I
Speaker 1: was thirteen or fourteen, virgin, frigid, scared little girl like
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Like she obviously thought that tongue
Speaker 1: piercing men like something sex and so I didn't know,
Speaker 1: like I had barely kissed a boy, like I wasn't
Speaker 1: getting it for anything sexual. Like I just thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is like a curl, you know, this is when
Speaker 1: I like metal, militia and everything too. Like I was
Speaker 1: very much in that phase, which I know spoke about.
Speaker 1: And so she kicked me out and I moved in
Speaker 1: at dad's house, changed schools, and we didn't talk for
Speaker 1: a really long time.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I didn't even know this. Yes, this
Speaker 2: is the first time I'm hearing this story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit like I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: make someone look bad, but also I want to be
Speaker 1: able to share my fucking experiences. Yeah, for sure, So
Speaker 1: that was one piercing that I got that I get like,
Speaker 1: I absolutely shouldn't have got that that. It was so stupid,
Speaker 1: but thirteen and fourteen year old are going to do
Speaker 1: stupid shit, And if anything, I think she could have
Speaker 1: went about it in a better way instead of calling
Speaker 1: me a slut and saying you're gonna get pregnant.
Speaker 2: My mum wasn't as bad, but similar experience because again
Speaker 2: I wanted my tongue pierced, but didn't know that. You know,
Speaker 2: people got the tongue pierced because did I.
Speaker 1: Like I had no idea. I was so innocent, like
Speaker 1: I maybe kissed a boy at the school dance, Like
Speaker 1: that's as far as I was going in terms of
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, my mum called me a trash bag.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna look like a trash bag if
Speaker 2: you get one of those. I won't and I didn't
Speaker 2: get one. See.
Speaker 1: I feel like a better lesson could have come out
Speaker 1: of that for me, Like I could have been educated,
Speaker 1: but instead I was just kicked out. Yeah, change schools
Speaker 1: and everything, but you live and you learn, so I
Speaker 1: don't regret that at all. Like we all did shit
Speaker 1: when we're teenagers, but that's only like the really weird
Speaker 1: piercing that I got. Like I got my belly button
Speaker 1: piers when I was also around thirteen. I've still got that,
Speaker 1: and I love a belly button piercing, just saying bring
Speaker 1: them back. I think Addison Ray has one, so that
Speaker 1: must be cool. And then as for my tattoos, I
Speaker 1: hate all of them. Yeah, I hate all of them.
Speaker 1: You have no tattoos, none, Yeah, I've only got when
Speaker 1: I was seventeen, I thought I was so cool and
Speaker 1: I got like a massive rose on my rib, and
Speaker 1: I honestly forget that I have it. It's black and white,
Speaker 1: so it's not like it's red and colorful, but I've
Speaker 1: got that, and I just forget that I have it.
Speaker 1: And then maybe in summer, if I've got swimmers on
Speaker 1: and I go past the mirror, I remember it's there.
Speaker 1: Just again. I think I was still in the metal
Speaker 1: militia phase then thought it was super cool. Got it
Speaker 1: in Thailand because when I was seventeen, I got writing
Speaker 1: on my lower right hip in script writing, which is
Speaker 1: now so blurry you can't actually see it. Do you
Speaker 1: actually want me to get it out? And you try
Speaker 1: and tell me what?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, come over here. Okay, Brittany's taking your getting up,
Speaker 2: getting undressed. Pants are coming down. Yeah, it is warm today.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Uh oh my god, you
Speaker 2: literally okay. It says it says stay make boat grow
Speaker 2: deeper leaves. Oh wait, hang on, let me go again
Speaker 2: the Oh no, hang on?
Speaker 1: What's that that bad? The writing? Is that fucking squish?
Speaker 2: It's all blurry? Hang on. That says oh, storms make
Speaker 2: very grow deeper beats.
Speaker 1: What does it say its storms make trees grow deeper roots.
Speaker 2: I was close. I was close. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 2: can't believe how blurry that is. Are you going to
Speaker 2: do later? Remover? Can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: I got Tommy's out there fucking like Canadas through the window.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, she's just gone.
Speaker 1: Under us out Anything goes in the studio. So I
Speaker 1: got the rose and that script writing at the same time,
Speaker 1: seventeen in Thailand, storms make trees grow deeper roots. Because
Speaker 1: I was so like, you know, in my fields and
Speaker 1: whatever doesn't kill you makes you strung. So I got
Speaker 1: those two absolutely hate them both. I've got a stupid
Speaker 1: key on my wrist that I got with my bestie
Speaker 1: who were like still friends, but we were like fucking
Speaker 1: again like seventeen, and our friend did it. And They've
Speaker 1: got another love heart on my other wrist that my
Speaker 1: other friend made me get on my fucking thirty, no,
Speaker 1: twenty somethingth birthday. And that's it. And I hate them
Speaker 1: all and I want to get them removed. But oh,
Speaker 1: I've just seen all the videos of the tattoo removal
Speaker 1: and it takes like thirty sessions and it's apparently really painful,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, whatever, They're not in overly visible spots.
Speaker 1: But if I could have my time over again, I
Speaker 1: would not get any you live and you learn.
Speaker 2: One of my friends in high school was in their
Speaker 2: you know live faster our young face and realized, realized,
Speaker 2: realized no. And I just still to this day wonder
Speaker 2: if she regrets that decision down the wrist too, so
Speaker 2: it's very visible, realized, realized, realize, so to her sorry
Speaker 2: about that. I wonder if she regrets that these days.
Speaker 2: But I would like to.
Speaker 1: Get him removed. You know what, I might go and
Speaker 1: get the little thin love Heart one removed because it's
Speaker 1: like an outline and see how it goes. But do
Speaker 1: they ever really fully go away. You're always left.
Speaker 2: With like this scarr scar or something. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: and I don't care. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: These badtles. Scars don't look like they're feeding. Shout out
Speaker 1: to guys, Sebastian. I have a question. Yeah, how long
Speaker 1: did you have the tongue ring in for? Oh? And
Speaker 1: I just asked, how long do it do it?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: I have the tongue in for a year maybe, And
Speaker 1: it never healed. It was always swollen.
Speaker 2: Home.
Speaker 1: Every girl our school got her tongue is and it
Speaker 1: was like so big. Yeah, your tongue goes really fat
Speaker 1: and swollen. You can't eat. Like I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was thinking.
Speaker 2: The skin grew over, it had to go and get
Speaker 2: it removed.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend. It was very stupid to me, But
Speaker 1: I didn't deserve the punishment.
Speaker 2: That I got. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So we're pre recording this episode like two weeks early,
Speaker 1: so by the time this comes out, it's going to
Speaker 1: be a bit of old news, to be honest, one
Speaker 1: week early. Sorry I said that wrong, but let's just
Speaker 1: take a moment to talk about the stress of you
Speaker 1: getting Kylie tickets and actually, can I say something else, Matt?
Speaker 1: Do you have me to think why? Because I gave
Speaker 1: you the Telstra access.
Speaker 2: You did help me to an extent, But I also
Speaker 2: did have three people's Telstra accounts.
Speaker 1: On a standby, like the night before. Matt's like, no,
Speaker 1: you put on your story or maybe you on your
Speaker 1: close friends who's with Telstra? And I'm like me, so
Speaker 1: then I fucking logged in made an account and didn't
Speaker 1: I and then sent you the password.
Speaker 2: No thank you. Look, there was a lot going on,
Speaker 2: so I can't exactly know who helped me wear because
Speaker 2: I had three people's Telstra accounts going at once on
Speaker 2: three different devices, as well as three different ticketects on
Speaker 2: three different devices, as well as three different cards ready
Speaker 2: to go. And look scrollers, I know if you follow
Speaker 2: me on Instagram and you're the broadcast channel, you already
Speaker 2: would have seen I was more than successful with my
Speaker 2: Kylie Minow tickets. This is crazy like for this to
Speaker 2: have not only given me front row tickets to one,
Speaker 2: not one, but four four shows across the country. Because
Speaker 2: here's the thing. I was only going to go to Sydney,
Speaker 2: Melbourne and Brisbane. And then I realized that Perth is
Speaker 2: the first show not only in Australia but in the world.
Speaker 2: It's the world premiere of this tour. And so I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, I better go to Perth.
Speaker 1: Then you're going all the way to fucking Perth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I thought, if I'm going to Perth,
Speaker 2: I may as well go to Adelaide on the way back.
Speaker 2: So I and Adelaide was really easy to get a
Speaker 2: front row ticket out. So I'm sitting front row in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: You and I have front row in Sydney. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: got another night up in the Bleaches in Sydney. I've
Speaker 2: got another night with my friends in like a reserve
Speaker 2: in Sydney. Melbourne, I'm doing front row. I think I'm
Speaker 2: doing front row Brisbane and then another Bleaches in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I've also got a spare ticket in Brizil when I
Speaker 2: just yellowed and brought two. So I have to find
Speaker 2: someone to go row at four concerts or five front
Speaker 2: row at four concerts. But then I'm in the diamond
Speaker 2: because she's got the second stage, so she has like
Speaker 2: the big stage and that she's got like a stage
Speaker 2: at the back as well, and so that's in the
Speaker 2: shape of a diamond. And so then for three shows
Speaker 2: I'm in the diamonds.
Speaker 1: So I've got two questions. First of all, I've never
Speaker 1: sat front row at a concert or even close, because
Speaker 1: I've only been to fucking two concerts in my life
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Australian Idol when Guy Sebastian was in
Speaker 1: it Aesce right Evanescence too. Yes, So my first question
Speaker 1: is surely because the stages are so high when you're
Speaker 1: in the front row, unless the performer is at the
Speaker 1: front walking along the front, if they're back like down
Speaker 1: the set, can you still see them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as tall as you think.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not as tall as Iause here, I am
Speaker 1: thinking we're going to be like tilting our heads.
Speaker 2: And we'll be standing anyway, We'll be on the barricade,
Speaker 2: because thing about the front row is you can go
Speaker 2: and stand at the barricade, but anywhere else can't. So
Speaker 2: like we'll be right there, like and you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm planning on doing this whole thing. So my plan is,
Speaker 2: like I'm thinking, depending on funds and depending on time
Speaker 2: and depending on effort. I'm thinking each show I'm dressing
Speaker 2: as a different iconic Kylie or like almost like a
Speaker 2: cosplay or a disney Bound you know how people disney
Speaker 2: bound because at Disneyland, you can't dress as an actual character.
Speaker 1: So it's just so interesting to make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going to do like Alice in Wonderland,
Speaker 2: you might wear a blue dress with a white top
Speaker 2: or something just to like look like Alice in Wonderland,
Speaker 2: but not dressed like Alice in Wonderland. So maybe it's
Speaker 2: that cause, I mean, Kylie wears a lot of very
Speaker 2: revealing outfits, and I just feel like me in a
Speaker 2: crop top and gold booty shorts is not going to
Speaker 2: be looking very flattering, So you know, maybe it's like
Speaker 2: a kind of imagination of her, Like I'd love to
Speaker 2: do a different look of her dancing queen outfit, which
Speaker 2: obviously means so much to me. And so that's the plan.
Speaker 2: But also depending on time and effort and energy. I
Speaker 2: cannot be bothered because the thing is, I originally only
Speaker 2: planned to go the five shows, and then I yoloed
Speaker 2: with Adelaide and Perth, and then she added another show
Speaker 2: in Melbourne, another show in Sydney and another show in Brisbane,
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, I think I've had enough.
Speaker 2: I think I've got allma tickets. Like it's fine, I'm
Speaker 2: going to seven shows around the country. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I know people do that, but that is insane because
Speaker 1: I feel like, once I've seen it once, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Like if I go, I'm gonna be like, eh, I've
Speaker 1: seen this all before. I can't really watch the same
Speaker 1: movie twice unless it's been ages since I saw it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, But also I think concerts like different
Speaker 2: things happen each night, like she says different things, and.
Speaker 1: Also you're just going for all the different varieties.
Speaker 2: The thing as well is I think that for most
Speaker 2: people who come, like when big pop stars come to Australia,
Speaker 2: they never start their tour in Australia. They always kind
Speaker 2: of like, do your North America and your Europe and
Speaker 2: everywhere else, and then Australia's almost always last.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's cool and iconic that she's starting
Speaker 1: in Australia, right.
Speaker 2: But what I'm trying to say is that for the
Speaker 2: most part, we already know what's going to happen by
Speaker 2: the time the concert comes. So in the past, like
Speaker 2: I will try and avoid concerts spoilers. With the Errors
Speaker 2: to it, it was just impossible because it was all
Speaker 2: over my for you page. But you know when people
Speaker 2: back in the day would come like Katie Perry, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't watch her concert online or anything, but then I
Speaker 2: would but I would be able to access the set list.
Speaker 2: So then I would make a playlist on my Spotify
Speaker 2: with the play with the set list in it, and
Speaker 2: I would like learn all the songs that I maybe
Speaker 2: didn't know and get ready to for the concert. Like
Speaker 2: with Kylie that first night in Perth, that's going to
Speaker 2: be the first time because you know how people said
Speaker 2: that the Errors to a like if you went to
Speaker 2: the first night of the Errors tour, there were like
Speaker 2: thirty five surprise songs because you didn't know what she
Speaker 2: was going to play, so like, that's really exciting.
Speaker 1: So they won't release it before she no, so you
Speaker 1: find out the first night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that night it will be like its own experience
Speaker 2: because I'll go, we have no idea what's about to happen, and.
Speaker 1: I feel like and the artist would be the most
Speaker 1: excited on that first night, like all the most nervous. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always when I did do my comedy shows, that
Speaker 2: first show is like, You're like, how are people going
Speaker 2: to respond? People could hate this? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: People will love it. And my second question for you,
Speaker 1: Matt is, because you're sitting in the front row at
Speaker 1: five shows, do you think Kylie's going to become alarmed
Speaker 1: at any point? No.
Speaker 2: I think there's probably fans that are even more crazy
Speaker 2: and super fanny than me. But I honestly, I will
Speaker 2: say this, if her team doesn't jump on board, they're dumb.
Speaker 1: So you think they should jump on board the fact
Speaker 1: that you're sitting in front row.
Speaker 2: If they, Oh, and if I make a whole spectacle
Speaker 2: out of it on my social media, if they if
Speaker 2: I am not backstage doing some sort of TikTok or
Speaker 2: Instagram or something. When my entire audience is on board,
Speaker 2: people on the podcast are hearing about this, blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Like people message me and we're like, we
Speaker 2: bought tickets to Kylie Mino because of you, Like, I'm
Speaker 2: going clearly there's some impact here. But anyway, Kylie Mino
Speaker 2: tickets ten shows, going to all ten four.
Speaker 1: Shows front in a week is it all happened with
Speaker 1: you two weeks? Yep, So I'm even going to be
Speaker 1: able to record high scrollers in that time?
Speaker 2: No, No, I've actually I'm gonna, as I said, two
Speaker 2: weeks and you'll leave. I feel I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be able to work at all. Like I feel like
Speaker 2: this is this is bucket list moment. People. You have
Speaker 2: to understand. This is bucket least moment, and this is
Speaker 2: something that I have. This just tells you that if
Speaker 2: you put your mind to something, you can achieve it. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: if you put money in a savings account six years
Speaker 2: ago and don't touch it.
Speaker 1: You heard any first, everyone start saving for that concert.
Speaker 2: There you go. But anyway, we've got you're in your
Speaker 2: concert era well and truly because we also got Katy
Speaker 2: Perry tickets. We did. It was a bit of a fluke,
Speaker 2: well because the Carlive minogue. I mean, I know I
Speaker 2: need to work on flights and accommodation, but that'll come later.
Speaker 2: But we had some money left over. So Katy Perry
Speaker 2: then announced she's starting her tour in Australia as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I must say it's weird for me because
Speaker 1: I never booked anything in advance. Ever, So to have
Speaker 1: two things scheduled in for next year, like the Katy
Speaker 1: Perry ones when June or July.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on a Monday night.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm not. But if we're recording high Scrollers,
Speaker 1: we could just you know, make a day of it.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it just feels very weird to book something
Speaker 1: this far in advance. I'm not like I'm an organized person,
Speaker 1: but like, I mean, I'm not a concert person. I
Speaker 1: am now, but like I've never had something to look
Speaker 1: forward to this far away. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, nice? Yeah, I love that you're looking forward to
Speaker 2: Kylie Minogan Katy Perry. Yeah, it makes me excited. I
Speaker 2: feel like you're getting on board with the gay pop culture.
Speaker 1: Look next I'll be going to seven shows in a
Speaker 1: row for someone. Can you imagine essence came? Surely i'd
Speaker 1: go see them again for sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Seven times?
Speaker 1: No, just one and done.
Speaker 2: I will say though, Katy Perry's AFL performance, I know
Speaker 2: now you're listening to this Scrollers and it's probably two
Speaker 2: a week or so ago now, but oh god, it
Speaker 2: was actually really good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it was like. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the let down, the fact that it's in the middle
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, it doesn't like there was fireworks and everything, but
Speaker 1: it's fucking sunny and bright. Yeah, and it had these
Speaker 1: games at the nighttime because the vibes are better, Like
Speaker 1: it would have looked more spectacular if it was dark.
Speaker 1: And the only thing that I thought was really cheesy
Speaker 1: was the CGI that they had playing on the TV.
Speaker 1: So like if you I watched it like on the
Speaker 1: weekend on the TV and there was all these bits
Speaker 1: where CGI like animations we were on the screen, but
Speaker 1: that wasn't in real life. Ye, it was just on
Speaker 1: the screens and it looked tacky, okay, And they would
Speaker 1: have spent a lot of money on that.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I saw somewhere it was five million
Speaker 2: dollars to put on that performance. Well I think it
Speaker 2: includes the performance as well. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was just five million to her good.
Speaker 1: It was pretty extra.
Speaker 2: It was amazing. Like I thought it was one of
Speaker 2: the best, you know, performances that Australia has seen.
Speaker 1: It any I thought it was very extra for Australia.
Speaker 2: I got it was incredible and I really didn't expect
Speaker 2: that much, given you know it being Australia and also
Speaker 2: a sporting event, like I was like, oh god, this
Speaker 2: is just going to be horrendous. Oh my god, it
Speaker 2: was so so much better than I thought.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for one of the dancers to fall over,
Speaker 1: like you know on that spiral thing, how they were
Speaker 1: all like running really fast.
Speaker 2: I was just waiting for.
Speaker 1: Someone to fucking slip because it looked slippery, but they didn't.
Speaker 1: But did you see the one silver thing that had deflated? Oh?
Speaker 1: That person and they just kept dancing with like a
Speaker 1: deflated goonbag.
Speaker 2: I thought to myself, would you not just run off?
Speaker 2: Just not tail it out of there and hide, because
Speaker 2: I don't know whether in that situation it's better to
Speaker 2: just push through.
Speaker 1: And it just scrunched it up in their stomach and
Speaker 1: just ran off and no one would have really see it,
Speaker 1: but the fact that it was deflated amongst all the
Speaker 1: other ones.
Speaker 2: I also loved the part where Tina Arena came out,
Speaker 2: or I didn't love that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so random, random just for a
Speaker 1: chorus as well, And then I.
Speaker 2: Thought she was singing chains, and then I thought, surely
Speaker 2: they're going into chains to the rhythm by Katy Perry
Speaker 2: and they didn't. But then what was funny was after
Speaker 2: the song ends and you just saw Tina Arena running
Speaker 2: in the background in the silver dress.
Speaker 1: Could have been like g flip or something.
Speaker 2: Mmmm, well, Kyle would have been good, wouldn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, Tina Arena strange, strange, but maybe
Speaker 2: Katie's a huge fan maybe.
Speaker 3: Anyway, whatever, please be upstanding for the Royal Flush.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get onto our Royal Flush of the week,
Speaker 1: matt uh huh, which, by the way, our episode last
Speaker 1: week with the Mega Royal Flush that was how are
Speaker 1: we ever going to fucking top?
Speaker 2: I know that was one of our best episodes ever.
Speaker 1: I'm screaming like actually at the time that we're recording
Speaker 1: this now, that hasn't come out yet because we're pre recording,
Speaker 1: so I'm just so excited for everyone to hear that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, especially the eight am Happy Hour.
Speaker 1: We need to go to that pub and fucking record
Speaker 1: an episode there for our last episode of the year.
Speaker 1: Please like fast Day of the Year vibes and we
Speaker 1: can have a drink at eight a m. In the
Speaker 1: morning while we record. Anyway, let's get onto this week's
Speaker 1: Royal flush. I'll do mine first because it's only a
Speaker 1: little one, and I feel like this is something you
Speaker 1: definitely already would know, Matt, because you're a fan of
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But I only just learned it because I saw a
Speaker 1: TikTok her song poker Face. Yeah, the lyrics are not
Speaker 1: what I thought they were.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Am I the last person in the world to know this?
Speaker 2: Wow? I don't think you're the last. I think there'd
Speaker 2: be a lot of people learning this for the first
Speaker 2: time as you're about to tell them. But I definitely
Speaker 2: know where this is going.
Speaker 1: So her song poker Face, which we all know, the
Speaker 1: lyrics that I thought they were is per pur Pur
Speaker 1: poker face, per Pur poker face. It's not that it's
Speaker 1: pur pur pur poker face, puff fuf fuck her face.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And I had no idea, but that is actually the lyrics.
Speaker 1: And the reason why I found that out was because
Speaker 1: I saw an old interview of her saying that every
Speaker 1: radio station when she launched the song played the song
Speaker 1: fully with everyone thinking it was just poker face, and
Speaker 1: then there was only two radio stations or something over
Speaker 1: in the US that censored the part that's fuf fuck
Speaker 1: her face, and she was kind of laughing about that fact.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go. You learn something new every day,
Speaker 2: do you know.
Speaker 1: That, Hannah. I'm not a true fan of anybody.
Speaker 2: No, that's fine, But I knew that in high school
Speaker 2: because I the whole thing in high school. Like I
Speaker 2: remember when it came out in like year eight. It
Speaker 2: was like, poker face doesn't mean like a poker face,
Speaker 2: it means poke her face with your private parts, with
Speaker 2: your disgusting. That's exactly right. You know. What I'd like
Speaker 2: to do, though, is I'd like to actually try and
Speaker 2: find my Lady Gaga Fame CD and open the booklet
Speaker 2: because remember back in the day it wasn't about the
Speaker 2: vinyls and things. You had the booklet with the lyrics
Speaker 2: in it. I would like to go and actually find
Speaker 2: that booklet and look at the lyrics and see if
Speaker 2: that was actually the case back then. I'm sure I
Speaker 2: have that somewhere, but because yeah, I remember knowing in
Speaker 2: high school that that was what the lyrics were. But nowadays,
Speaker 2: like when you look on Spotify, that's what the lyrics are.
Speaker 2: But what I find strange is Spotify doesn't label it
Speaker 2: as explicit, but if you actually look at the lyrics,
Speaker 2: Spotify has written fuck her face. So yeah, i'd love
Speaker 2: In fact, you know what, I'm putting it out to
Speaker 2: the scrollers. Surely one of you out there has Lady
Speaker 2: Gaga the Fame the original CD somewhere, because I think
Speaker 2: it's up on the coast at my mum's house, in
Speaker 2: a box in the garage somewhere, so I can't be bothered.
Speaker 2: But if you have that CD somewhere, send me a
Speaker 2: photo please, and I'll put it in the broadcast channel
Speaker 2: to just determine and put to rest whether the lyrics
Speaker 2: were in that little booklet, whether the lyrics actually say
Speaker 2: fuck her face or not.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe. I didn't know that, And why
Speaker 1: did she make it sound exactly like poker face?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you actually listen it, you can tell
Speaker 2: the difference.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm going to listen to it just very quickly, now.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can tell the difference.
Speaker 1: Kind of it's kind of good honor nice. So that's
Speaker 1: my royal flushes. I didn't know that, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm the last person in the world to find
Speaker 1: that out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my royal Flush is me you Yep, I'm
Speaker 2: my own Royal flush this week because something random has happened. Now.
Speaker 2: I went viral this week on both TikTok and Instagram
Speaker 2: for that video that I posted about my friend messaging
Speaker 2: the group chat and saying, you know, when we were
Speaker 2: in year twelve graduating, the people who are in kindergarten
Speaker 2: that year are now graduating this year. And that's done
Speaker 2: numbers on Instagram and TikTok this week, which is fabulous.
Speaker 2: But I have actually gone viral on another platform, which
Speaker 2: is so random, but I'm kind of loving and that platform,
Speaker 2: of all platforms is threads.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say that I am.
Speaker 2: Currently going viral on threads or what I would consider viral,
Speaker 2: because anything more than two likes on threads is probably viral.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: But my notifications on threads, you know, my Instagram at TikTok,
Speaker 2: those notifications are off because I get so many but threads.
Speaker 2: I just haven't bothered to turn them off because I
Speaker 2: don't get that many notifications from threads, right. But I
Speaker 2: posted a thread the other day asking what do you
Speaker 2: pay for rent each week? I live in Sydney and
Speaker 2: our rent for a two bedroom apartment is going up
Speaker 2: to one thousand and sixty dollars per week in December, which,
Speaker 2: if you didn't see my Instagram story the other day,
Speaker 2: I got an email saying that our rent is going
Speaker 2: up to one thousand and sixty dollars a week.
Speaker 1: That's barked show me. Honestly, first moved out of high
Speaker 1: when I was seventeen, and I had housemates at the time,
Speaker 1: but houses like were two hundred and something dollars a
Speaker 1: week or three hundred up. Yeah, yeah, like three hundred
Speaker 1: and something dollars a week, and then if there was
Speaker 1: three of us, it would be like one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: each rent. Yeah, isn't that wild? And then I remember
Speaker 1: it crept up a little bit and then I had
Speaker 1: to pay like one hundred and forty a week, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, that's expensive. And like if
Speaker 1: it got if I was in a different house and
Speaker 1: it was closer to two hundred, like that was like whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's like a three bedroom house and I'm sharing
Speaker 1: with two other people. Yeah, And the fact now that
Speaker 1: it's one thousand and sixty dollars for a two bedroom apartment.
Speaker 2: Actually like can't bring myself to talk about how I'm
Speaker 2: feeling at the moment.
Speaker 1: What did you write back to the real estate. I said,
Speaker 1: that's a joke.
Speaker 2: No, I just wrote back and said, thanks so much
Speaker 2: for this. We'll let you know if we have any questions,
Speaker 2: because our plan is we're not staying, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, there's no way, there's no use even
Speaker 2: asking for a deco. There's no use asking for anything.
Speaker 2: And then I actually ran into one of my neighbors
Speaker 2: who said that he got the exact same letter, and
Speaker 2: so did three other people on his level, So a
Speaker 2: lot of people. It seems like they just blasted the
Speaker 2: entire like apartment block and said everyone's rent is going
Speaker 2: up to that price one thousand and sixty. Everyone got
Speaker 2: the same price across the apartment block and so it's
Speaker 2: not just us. So that goes into effect in December.
Speaker 2: So we've got a high tailt out of that apartment
Speaker 2: sooner rather than later, because there's no way I'm paying that. Like,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, you pull them a leg. We
Speaker 2: moved in and we were paying seven to seventy Okay,
Speaker 2: how does it jump that much in that little time?
Speaker 2: I'm over it. But anyway, my post on threads is
Speaker 2: going viral because you know, obviously people are jumping in
Speaker 2: saying this is what I pay. But then like landlords
Speaker 2: are coming in as well and home, Well, it's really
Speaker 2: expensive for us to own a house and rent it out.
Speaker 2: Oh what's that You can't you can't afford your investment?
Speaker 2: Sell it mate? People saying I live in so and
Speaker 2: so and pay this much. And it's so interesting if
Speaker 2: you have threads, just go and look at the thread
Speaker 2: and you'll be able to see what everyone pays all
Speaker 2: over the place, because it's just so I mean, there
Speaker 2: are a lot of variables that come into it, obviously,
Speaker 2: but some people are paying like seven hunt. This person
Speaker 2: said seven hundred and fifty dollars for one bedroom in Gleeb.
Speaker 2: I was like, are you kidding? Which across the road
Speaker 2: from me is another apartment building and one of my friends,
Speaker 2: a friend of a friend, lives in there, and I
Speaker 2: asked him to ask her what she's paying, and she's
Speaker 2: paying seven seventy for a one bedroom, which is what
Speaker 2: we originally were paying for a two bedrooms. So the
Speaker 2: thing is about this though, why I kind of wanted
Speaker 2: to bring this up is I was so naive and
Speaker 2: out of the loop. I didn't realize that these rental
Speaker 2: prices were still increasing. Now I know, obviously we had
Speaker 2: that big boom either. I think that was last year now, yeah,
Speaker 2: because we were scared our rent was going to go
Speaker 2: up a lot, but then it only went up one
Speaker 2: hundred and ten dollars a week, which we're still a lot,
Speaker 2: but we were like, that's manageable. We couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: So back then, that's when they were skyrocketing. People were
Speaker 2: getting increases of five hundred dollars a week and things
Speaker 2: that are ridiculous because in New South Wales we don't
Speaker 2: have any limits. A lot of my followers were messaging saying,
Speaker 2: that's a legal they can't do that. They can only
Speaker 2: raise it ten percent. Not in New South Wales. We
Speaker 2: have no laws around how much you can increase it by.
Speaker 2: We do have laws around how often you can increase it,
Speaker 2: which is once every twelve months or at the end
Speaker 2: of the lease. So what the cheeky buggers did last
Speaker 2: term when they raised it to eight eighty is they said, oh,
Speaker 2: we want you to sign a six month lease so
Speaker 2: that when that lease ended in six months, they could
Speaker 2: up it again, we said no, and we've just been
Speaker 2: month to month from then on and now we're just like, well,
Speaker 2: it's been lovely. We do love where we live. But
Speaker 2: also my thing is if the facilities and amenities were
Speaker 2: top tier, perhaps we could just paying that, or then
Speaker 2: I'd be bothered to go back and say, hey, would
Speaker 2: you take a lower amount? But like, our place is
Speaker 2: fucking shit, Like the security doesn't do their job. The
Speaker 2: door's always broken, the parking garage gate's always broken. The
Speaker 2: pool's down two levels underground. There's no reception in the gym.
Speaker 2: If I have a heart attack, I'm dying. No ambulance
Speaker 2: can get to you if you start drowning in the pool.
Speaker 2: The sawn is always broken. It's always fucking dirty. The
Speaker 2: cleaner is even cleaning anything. I don't know, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? And I mean it's like a
Speaker 2: Meriton apartment, like it's it's a it's meant to have
Speaker 2: all of these things. The building managers barely ever downstairs.
Speaker 2: If I need something like just I if all those things,
Speaker 2: if I didn't have to worry about all those things,
Speaker 2: And if you're going to charge one thousand fucking dollars
Speaker 2: a week. Surely that stuff, Surely that stuff has to be.
Speaker 1: There's hundreds of these things on top of one another.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So it's stressful and I can't imagine. I
Speaker 2: just can't imagine. Like I kind of forgot that people
Speaker 2: were still dealing with this, I guess for the last
Speaker 2: like however many months, because I obviously expected it to
Speaker 2: go up a little bit, but not that drastically where
Speaker 2: we're now putting the position where we're like, we're just
Speaker 2: gonna have to move.
Speaker 1: I don't really understand like inflation and everything, Like we
Speaker 1: always see it on the news, like and I get it,
Speaker 1: but I also fucking don't. And every time it comes
Speaker 1: on the news every day and they're talking about the
Speaker 1: cash raiders and this and this and that and that.
Speaker 1: I always say to Aj because he understands like how
Speaker 1: all of this works. I always say, like, what is
Speaker 1: the fucking solution to this shit? Like where do we
Speaker 1: get to where something happens or does it just keep
Speaker 1: fucking going up and up and up.
Speaker 2: So the point is from my understanding, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I think that they raise the interest rates to
Speaker 2: make things more expensive so that people stop spending money.
Speaker 2: They go down.
Speaker 1: But why don't just keep everything the same all the time?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why I have.
Speaker 1: To go up and down?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Honney, You're gonna have to do a lot of
Speaker 2: editing today because I keep having to adjust my septum
Speaker 2: and it looks like I'm picking my nose, but like
Speaker 2: it's real itchy because I haven't had it down in
Speaker 2: so long. I keep well, Okay, then I got a
Speaker 2: nose whistle. I mean, I can't, bloody.
Speaker 1: Weird, can't my whistle?
Speaker 2: Bitch. But so the point is, I don't know how
Speaker 2: inflation works, and I don't know what the end result is.
Speaker 1: I just fucking keep everything the same. Say that houses
Speaker 1: of this much, say that rent is this much, and
Speaker 1: it's all based off how many bedrooms and whatever like.
Speaker 1: Can't we just make it more fucking simple.
Speaker 2: So I think the thing is inflation. I think this
Speaker 2: is I think I'm onto something here, but I could
Speaker 2: be totally wrong, so take this with a grain of salt.
Speaker 2: But basically, they raise the interest rates so that people
Speaker 2: who need to pay interest on let's say a mortgage
Speaker 2: would have to spend more money on that, which means
Speaker 2: they'd spend less money elsewhere. To bring the cash rate
Speaker 2: down on spending elsewhere. But what happened was because there's
Speaker 2: no rules in New South Wales, for example, all the
Speaker 2: people who are landlords when well, they put my interest
Speaker 2: rates up, so the rent's got to go double now
Speaker 2: and so now they're charged like they're like, it's like
Speaker 2: the inflation is affecting the wrong people. Also tax the billionaires, babe,
Speaker 2: Come on, seriously, we all paying it your way and
Speaker 2: you've got billion dollar companies not paying a cent in taxes.
Speaker 1: I hate it all, and it's all for what it's
Speaker 1: all to make like the richer people richer at the
Speaker 1: fucking top.
Speaker 2: And where my taxes going. I drove over ten fucking
Speaker 2: potholes on the way here today, So I just I
Speaker 2: hate it all.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Is there a country in the
Speaker 1: world where things are the price that they are, Like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it make so much more sense? Well yeah, but
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be in favor of like the government or whatever.
Speaker 1: If it's like three bedroom houses are worth this much
Speaker 1: and two bedroom houses this much rent or cost like
Speaker 1: fixed fucking prices. No offense to all the real estate
Speaker 1: agents out there, but they're out there also fucking trying
Speaker 1: to like they're inflating the prices of everything too, trying
Speaker 1: to rip everyone.
Speaker 2: Off, right, And that's how it works.
Speaker 1: No offense to all your real estate agents out there.
Speaker 1: We've got friends are real estate agents and.
Speaker 2: I but like they're like, oh, this one over here
Speaker 2: went for nine to fifty a week, so that means
Speaker 2: this one's worth it. And it's like, no, dult. That
Speaker 2: apartment over there is a Mazarati and this is a
Speaker 2: Mazda three, Like do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: it's like I'm not paying just because the Maserati's worth
Speaker 2: nine to fifty doesn't mean I'm paying nine to fifty
Speaker 2: for the Mazda.
Speaker 1: Well, I always see as well. There's this one lady
Speaker 1: on TikTok that pops up and she does she must
Speaker 1: be like a real estate agent, and she says, here
Speaker 1: are five things that do add value to your home?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that girl? And here are five things
Speaker 1: that don't. And I'm like, according to fucking who? According
Speaker 1: to who? Who made up what adds value to the house?
Speaker 2: And like why, well that's the thing, Like I guess.
Speaker 1: They all copy one another.
Speaker 2: And promote stuff, because I guess it goes off the
Speaker 2: value of a house is the value to.
Speaker 1: Whoever's buying, yes, buying it? No, But there's all these
Speaker 1: little rules. If you put zip tap in your kitchen
Speaker 1: where it has boiling cold and soda, that adds no
Speaker 1: value to your home according to who.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I might walk into a home and go,
Speaker 2: that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna re who I get adding another bedroom or
Speaker 1: adding another bathroom, that's gonna add value. But all these
Speaker 1: little things like stone bench tops, they do like who
Speaker 1: said that? Who decides.
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Why are you yelling at me? Who
Speaker 1: fucking decides everything? So I got a problem with the government.
Speaker 2: Oh I love when you rant it's so good, But
Speaker 2: I think it's funny that one I was I made
Speaker 2: a joke and was like they saw me spend so
Speaker 2: much money on Kyli Minogue. They went second, it's rand dump.
Speaker 2: But the second thing is only a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: We were talking about me moving.
Speaker 1: You were talking about the one time when you wanted
Speaker 1: wanted to move to Paramatter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people messaged me straight away and looks like you're
Speaker 2: moving to Paramatta And don't even joke about that because
Speaker 2: at this point in our lives, like we are both
Speaker 2: content to pretty much wherever I'm not see you in
Speaker 2: Newcastle law, I.
Speaker 1: Can come and live next door to me, actually, because
Speaker 1: I hate my neighbor. By the way, update on the
Speaker 1: fucking neighbor, it's gone verbal between him and AJ. It's
Speaker 1: gone verbal. Are you okay?
Speaker 2: I just breathed in so hard that something called in
Speaker 2: my friend.
Speaker 1: Just a little update for anyone who's been keeping up
Speaker 1: in the Close Friends episode about our neighbor. We have
Speaker 1: one nice neighbor and one shit neighbor. The shit neighbor
Speaker 1: hates us because we're renovating our house. It's he's such
Speaker 1: an asshole that he thinks that the park out the
Speaker 1: front of his house is his. But it's on the
Speaker 1: fucking street. You know those people that they own that
Speaker 1: sport out in front of their house. It's just like
Speaker 1: it's anywhere anyone can park there. So if we park there,
Speaker 1: he gets the shits. And he said to AJ the
Speaker 1: other day because one of the trades was parked out
Speaker 1: the front. He said to AJ, you think you're above
Speaker 1: the law. And AJ said, AJ even fuck with and
Speaker 1: told him to fuck off. And I'm so I'm so
Speaker 1: mad because they rent through the landlord directly, so they
Speaker 1: don't rent through a real estate, so I can't. I
Speaker 1: was going to call the real estate and put in
Speaker 1: a complaint, but it's just straight through the landlord. So
Speaker 1: what do I do?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: When we have finished our house, hopefully really soon, AJ
Speaker 1: has installed these really loud outdoor speakers so we can
Speaker 1: play music because we want to be able to play
Speaker 1: music on the back deck. I'm fucking blaring those at
Speaker 1: the top volume every every morning when I wake up,
Speaker 1: and I am wake me up, wake me up, like
Speaker 1: it's going to turn into a war.
Speaker 2: I love being a petty bitch. Can I just say
Speaker 2: that I love being a petty bitch? Bring it on,
Speaker 2: because if you want to be a bitch like that,
Speaker 2: and if you want to come at me like that,
Speaker 2: oh I'm going to be that petty bitch.
Speaker 1: And this is like it's a J and I. We're
Speaker 1: the most easy going, down to earth, fucking whatever goes people.
Speaker 1: We could be the best neighbors. Not that I be
Speaker 1: friends with them because they're not nice, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like we're easy going people, Like why
Speaker 1: are you hating on us? Out of fucking everyone? We're
Speaker 1: actually legends. Sorry, people.
Speaker 2: But you know what, you just have to pity these people,
Speaker 2: don't you. You just what a sad fucking life to worry
Speaker 2: about whose car is parked.
Speaker 1: Well, get over yourself, it's not your And they've got
Speaker 1: the longest driveway, like they can fit multiple cars in
Speaker 1: the driveway, and like we've only been parking out the
Speaker 1: front because the trades are taken up our driveway ever day.
Speaker 1: They got to get their tools and shit, it's just
Speaker 1: for now, your fucking dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, just for now.
Speaker 1: Mates.
Speaker 2: I'm totally on your I'm totally on your side with
Speaker 2: this goad to start a brawl. Oh no, I'm the
Speaker 2: pettiest bitch when it comes to this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I just we've never had a feud with the neighbors,
Speaker 1: and I'm just off it. Yeah, can someone move next
Speaker 1: door to be you? I'm gonna kick him out, man,
Speaker 1: talk to the landlord. Yeah, but I haven't meant to
Speaker 1: know who the landlord is. We think our nice neighbor
Speaker 1: knows the landlord.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll ask him.
Speaker 1: And so we're gonna ask him this week because you've
Speaker 1: been away this week. Because his son is in the Swans,
Speaker 1: his grandson is in the Swan. Nice, so he'll be
Speaker 1: back someday soon and A is gonna go ask him,
Speaker 1: do you know this landlord?
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so keep updated everyone, all right, Well I.
Speaker 2: Might be moving in next door. That'll be fun because
Speaker 2: you can finally have the neighbor you've always wanted. Who's
Speaker 2: around for a wine having a barbecue?
Speaker 1: Ye ye, yep.
Speaker 2: Nice. So back to my royal flush. Yeah, if anyone's
Speaker 2: got a rental going, let me know. But yeah, get
Speaker 2: ready for me to move out of my stunning apartment.
Speaker 2: But I can't wait to share it with everyone because obviously, hello,
Speaker 2: privacy is a big thing. I have this really stunning view,
Speaker 2: you do, one of one of the things I would
Speaker 2: argue best view in Sydney of Sydney, Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, other people would.
Speaker 1: Have better amazing, but like yeah.
Speaker 2: But like I as a growing up, I manifested. I
Speaker 2: was like, all I want to do is live somewhere
Speaker 2: with a view of the Harbor Bridge, you know, from
Speaker 2: my back andy or from my house. And we got that.
Speaker 2: But it's funny because I'll reveal to you what that
Speaker 2: view is in due course. But I can't wait to
Speaker 2: show people that, because yeah, I think like ever since
Speaker 2: back in the day on YouTube. I remember one time
Speaker 2: I was at home and someone knocked on my front
Speaker 2: door from the local high school around the corner from
Speaker 2: where I lived. And someone locked on the door and
Speaker 2: was like this, all right, hey live here, and they'd
Speaker 2: figured out where I lived because they'd like seen my
Speaker 2: car out the front and back then I had like
Speaker 2: the dolls sitting in the behind.
Speaker 1: Start this story on the pot, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, they knocked on my house and from
Speaker 2: then on I was like, wow, I really need to
Speaker 2: be more cautious. So with my apartment, we have all
Speaker 2: these stunning things that I haven't been able to show
Speaker 2: and I kind of can't wait to show that. And
Speaker 2: I don't know, scrollers, you'll have to determine whether it's
Speaker 2: a thousand dollar view or not, because it's pretty spectrum.
Speaker 1: It is a good view, I will say, but the
Speaker 1: apartment itself is not worth a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: No way, no bloody way.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's another episode done in dusted.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, And thank you for bringing me some lollies today.
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing me the jelly bean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat those and we are going
Speaker 2: to record Close Friends. And by the way, this Close
Speaker 2: Friends episode, I think is gonna be a really fun
Speaker 2: one because we're playing a game of some sort.
Speaker 1: I love when we do an activity in the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's not like you to bring in activity, so I'm
Speaker 1: very excited. And why did I just say bring like
Speaker 1: you to bring an activity. By the way, is it
Speaker 1: a billion degrees in here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sweating. The back of my knees are wet,
Speaker 2: so we might need to turn the aircorn on today.
Speaker 2: So I usually we ask for it off, but the
Speaker 2: back of my knees are wet.
Speaker 1: It wasn't It was cold in here this morning and
Speaker 1: now it's.
Speaker 2: Hot, feeling like a Shrek over here. Got a swamp happening. Anyway,
Speaker 2: love you scrollers, Thank you so much for listening. We'll
Speaker 2: be back on Friday. I hope you had a great
Speaker 2: long weekend. If you had a long weekend. And I
Speaker 2: don't know what else to say except anyway, Jael, I
Speaker 2: better let you go. I gotta go get my tongue
Speaker 2: peers the same way A found by the day