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Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land.

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Speaker 2: Us today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land.

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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and this

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Speaker 1: is High Scrollers, the podcast version of your favorite group chat.

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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your grouped, we're.

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Speaker 2: Talking about it coming up on this episode. I've gone viral,

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Speaker 2: but it's not on a platform you think I'd be

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Speaker 2: going viral on it, and I'm kind of excited about it,

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Speaker 2: but it's not for a very good reason.

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Speaker 1: Plus an update on my next door a but that

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Speaker 1: absolutely hates AJ and I. It is still going on

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Speaker 1: and it's getting worse.

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Speaker 2: Yep, shit has hit the fan gel Aj is raging.

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Speaker 2: Plus I give you a bit of an update on

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Speaker 2: my Kylie situation. If you missed it online, don't worry,

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Speaker 2: I've got the full story here. Let's just say we

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Speaker 2: went above and beyond what we expected to do. I'm

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Speaker 1: I have learnt something once again. I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: always learning, but I've learned something that I feel like

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Speaker 1: I should have known a really long time ago, and

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Speaker 1: I need to know if I'm.

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Speaker 2: The only one deal me in. Duh, let's go.

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Speaker 1: So Matt has had some hate good morning, Oh, good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning. I'm too excited to talk about this. Someone

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Speaker 1: has told Matt that he breaths too loud.

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Speaker 2: Someone has noticed my nose whistle in episodes, which just

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Speaker 2: makes me feel like a fifty year old man.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's so like I feel like we've

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Speaker 1: already spoke about this before, but like couple coded when

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Speaker 1: as we already spoke about this when AJ's breathing too

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Speaker 1: loud sometimes like you stop breathing like that and he's like,

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Speaker 1: what what.

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Speaker 2: That's you? Matt? Yeah? Sorry, if you've been a victim,

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Speaker 2: a victim of my nose whistling, I think it's a

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Speaker 2: septum piercing. Maybe I need to bring the septum.

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Speaker 1: Down, bring it out for this episode.

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Speaker 2: I'll bring it out for this episode. Sorry, pick me

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Speaker 2: nose over here. I haven't done a mirror check. That

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Speaker 2: might be bookas or something wrong. It's fine for me, okay, Oh, Wow,

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Speaker 2: look that really clear the sciuss, didn't it?

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Speaker 1: Bloody hell, I forget that you have it.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten any weird piercings or tattoos that

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Speaker 2: you regret?

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Speaker 1: No? I okay, I've got a few things to say here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when I was maybe thirteen or fourteen, I really wanted

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Speaker 1: my tongue pierced. Me took really no, this was bad.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this to make anyone look bad,

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Speaker 1: but this really fucking happened in my life. I'm just

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Speaker 1: spilling the fucking tea. Who cares? So I asked my

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Speaker 1: me off when I was like fourteen and he was

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Speaker 1: the more cool one. So mom said no, Dad said, okay,

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Speaker 1: piercing shop and I got my tongue pierced. And look,

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Speaker 1: I know that is stupid at thirteen slash fourteen year

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Speaker 1: old go and get their tongue piers like, you don't

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Speaker 1: I didn't think anything of it other than this is

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Speaker 1: She told me that I was a slut and that

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Speaker 1: like all this and that like trigger fucking warning for

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Speaker 1: anyone out there. She had this full and because I

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Like she obviously thought that tongue

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Speaker 1: piercing men like something sex and so I didn't know,

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Speaker 1: like I had barely kissed a boy, like I wasn't

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Speaker 1: I like metal, militia and everything too. Like I was

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I didn't even know this. Yes, this

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit like I don't ever want to

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Speaker 1: I absolutely shouldn't have got that that. It was so stupid,

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Speaker 2: My mum wasn't as bad, but similar experience because again

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Speaker 2: I wanted my tongue pierced, but didn't know that. You know,

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Speaker 1: Like I had no idea. I was so innocent, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, my mum called me a trash bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna look like a trash bag if

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Speaker 1: I feel like a better lesson could have come out

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Speaker 1: don't regret that at all. Like we all did shit

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Speaker 1: when we're teenagers, but that's only like the really weird

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Speaker 1: piers when I was also around thirteen. I've still got that,

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Speaker 1: them back. I think Addison Ray has one, so that

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Speaker 1: must be cool. And then as for my tattoos, I

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Speaker 1: You have no tattoos, none, Yeah, I've only got when

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Speaker 1: And then maybe in summer, if I've got swimmers on

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Speaker 1: in Thailand because when I was seventeen, I got writing

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Speaker 1: now so blurry you can't actually see it. Do you

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, come over here. Okay, Brittany's taking your getting up,

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Speaker 2: getting undressed. Pants are coming down. Yeah, it is warm today.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Uh oh my god, you

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Speaker 2: literally okay. It says it says stay make boat grow

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Speaker 1: What's that that bad? The writing? Is that fucking squish?

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Speaker 2: It's all blurry? Hang on. That says oh, storms make

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Speaker 2: very grow deeper beats.

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Speaker 1: What does it say its storms make trees grow deeper roots.

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Speaker 2: I was close. I was close. Oh my gosh, I

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Speaker 2: can't believe how blurry that is. Are you going to

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Speaker 2: do later? Remover? Can't be bothered.

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Speaker 1: I got Tommy's out there fucking like Canadas through the window.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, she's just gone.

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Speaker 1: seventeen in Thailand, storms make trees grow deeper roots. Because

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Speaker 1: I was so like, you know, in my fields and

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Speaker 1: whatever doesn't kill you makes you strung. So I got

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Speaker 1: twenty somethingth birthday. And that's it. And I hate them

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Speaker 1: all and I want to get them removed. But oh,

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Speaker 1: I've just seen all the videos of the tattoo removal

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Speaker 1: and it takes like thirty sessions and it's apparently really painful,

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, whatever, They're not in overly visible spots.

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Speaker 2: One of my friends in high school was in their

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Speaker 2: you know live faster our young face and realized, realized,

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Speaker 2: it's very visible, realized, realized, realize, so to her sorry

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Speaker 2: But I would like to.

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Speaker 1: Get him removed. You know what, I might go and

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Speaker 2: With like this scarr scar or something. Yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: These badtles. Scars don't look like they're feeding. Shout out

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Speaker 1: to guys, Sebastian. I have a question. Yeah, how long

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Speaker 1: did you have the tongue ring in for? Oh? And

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Speaker 1: I just asked, how long do it do it?

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Speaker 1: I have the tongue in for a year maybe, And

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Speaker 1: it never healed. It was always swollen.

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Speaker 2: Home.

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Speaker 1: Every girl our school got her tongue is and it

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Speaker 1: was like so big. Yeah, your tongue goes really fat

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Speaker 1: and swollen. You can't eat. Like I don't know what

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Speaker 2: The skin grew over, it had to go and get

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Speaker 2: it removed.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend. It was very stupid to me, But

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Speaker 1: I didn't deserve the punishment.

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Speaker 2: That I got. No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: So we're pre recording this episode like two weeks early,

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Speaker 1: so by the time this comes out, it's going to

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Speaker 1: be a bit of old news, to be honest, one

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Speaker 1: week early. Sorry I said that wrong, but let's just

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Speaker 1: take a moment to talk about the stress of you

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Speaker 1: getting Kylie tickets and actually, can I say something else, Matt?

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Speaker 1: Do you have me to think why? Because I gave

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Speaker 1: you the Telstra access.

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Speaker 2: You did help me to an extent, But I also

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Speaker 2: did have three people's Telstra accounts.

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Speaker 1: On a standby, like the night before. Matt's like, no,

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Speaker 1: you put on your story or maybe you on your

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Speaker 1: close friends who's with Telstra? And I'm like me, so

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Speaker 1: then I fucking logged in made an account and didn't

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Speaker 1: I and then sent you the password.

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Speaker 2: No thank you. Look, there was a lot going on,

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Speaker 2: so I can't exactly know who helped me wear because

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Speaker 2: I had three people's Telstra accounts going at once on

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Speaker 2: three different devices, as well as three different ticketects on

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Speaker 2: three different devices, as well as three different cards ready

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Speaker 2: to go. And look scrollers, I know if you follow

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Speaker 1: Look next I'll be going to seven shows in a

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Speaker 2: just push through.

435
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Speaker 1: And it just scrunched it up in their stomach and

436
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Speaker 1: just ran off and no one would have really see it,

437
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Speaker 1: but the fact that it was deflated amongst all the

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Speaker 1: other ones.

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Speaker 2: I also loved the part where Tina Arena came out,

440
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Speaker 2: or I didn't love that.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was so random, random just for a

442
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Speaker 1: chorus as well, And then I.

443
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Speaker 2: Thought she was singing chains, and then I thought, surely

444
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Speaker 2: they're going into chains to the rhythm by Katy Perry

445
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,640
Speaker 2: and they didn't. But then what was funny was after

446
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,920
Speaker 2: the song ends and you just saw Tina Arena running

447
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 2: in the background in the silver dress.

448
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Speaker 1: Could have been like g flip or something.

449
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Speaker 2: Mmmm, well, Kyle would have been good, wouldn't it. Yeah,

450
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, Tina Arena strange, strange, but maybe

451
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,840
Speaker 2: Katie's a huge fan maybe.

452
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Speaker 3: Anyway, whatever, please be upstanding for the Royal Flush.

453
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get onto our Royal Flush of the week,

454
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Speaker 1: matt uh huh, which, by the way, our episode last

455
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Speaker 1: week with the Mega Royal Flush that was how are

456
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Speaker 1: we ever going to fucking top?

457
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Speaker 2: I know that was one of our best episodes ever.

458
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Speaker 1: I'm screaming like actually at the time that we're recording

459
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Speaker 1: this now, that hasn't come out yet because we're pre recording,

460
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Speaker 1: so I'm just so excited for everyone to hear that.

461
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Speaker 2: Anyway, especially the eight am Happy Hour.

462
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Speaker 1: We need to go to that pub and fucking record

463
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Speaker 1: an episode there for our last episode of the year.

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Speaker 1: Please like fast Day of the Year vibes and we

465
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Speaker 1: can have a drink at eight a m. In the

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Speaker 1: morning while we record. Anyway, let's get onto this week's

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Speaker 1: Royal flush. I'll do mine first because it's only a

468
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Speaker 1: little one, and I feel like this is something you

469
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Speaker 1: definitely already would know, Matt, because you're a fan of

470
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Speaker 1: Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

472
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Speaker 1: But I only just learned it because I saw a

473
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Speaker 1: TikTok her song poker Face. Yeah, the lyrics are not

474
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Speaker 1: what I thought they were.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

476
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Speaker 1: Am I the last person in the world to know this?

477
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Speaker 2: Wow? I don't think you're the last. I think there'd

478
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 2: be a lot of people learning this for the first

479
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 2: time as you're about to tell them. But I definitely

480
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Speaker 2: know where this is going.

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Speaker 1: So her song poker Face, which we all know, the

482
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Speaker 1: lyrics that I thought they were is per pur Pur

483
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Speaker 1: poker face, per Pur poker face. It's not that it's

484
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Speaker 1: pur pur pur poker face, puff fuf fuck her face.

485
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Speaker 2: Yep.

486
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Speaker 1: And I had no idea, but that is actually the lyrics.

487
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Speaker 1: And the reason why I found that out was because

488
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Speaker 1: I saw an old interview of her saying that every

489
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Speaker 1: radio station when she launched the song played the song

490
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Speaker 1: fully with everyone thinking it was just poker face, and

491
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Speaker 1: then there was only two radio stations or something over

492
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Speaker 1: in the US that censored the part that's fuf fuck

493
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Speaker 1: her face, and she was kind of laughing about that fact.

494
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Speaker 1: And I didn't know that either.

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Speaker 2: Well, there you go. You learn something new every day,

496
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Speaker 2: do you know.

497
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Speaker 1: That, Hannah. I'm not a true fan of anybody.

498
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Speaker 2: No, that's fine, But I knew that in high school

499
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Speaker 2: because I the whole thing in high school. Like I

500
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Speaker 2: remember when it came out in like year eight. It

501
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 2: was like, poker face doesn't mean like a poker face,

502
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Speaker 2: it means poke her face with your private parts, with

503
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Speaker 2: your disgusting. That's exactly right. You know. What I'd like

504
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Speaker 2: to do, though, is I'd like to actually try and

505
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Speaker 2: find my Lady Gaga Fame CD and open the booklet

506
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Speaker 2: because remember back in the day it wasn't about the

507
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 2: vinyls and things. You had the booklet with the lyrics

508
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Speaker 2: in it. I would like to go and actually find

509
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Speaker 2: that booklet and look at the lyrics and see if

510
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Speaker 2: that was actually the case back then. I'm sure I

511
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: have that somewhere, but because yeah, I remember knowing in

512
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 2: high school that that was what the lyrics were. But nowadays,

513
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 2: like when you look on Spotify, that's what the lyrics are.

514
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Speaker 2: But what I find strange is Spotify doesn't label it

515
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Speaker 2: as explicit, but if you actually look at the lyrics,

516
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Speaker 2: Spotify has written fuck her face. So yeah, i'd love

517
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Speaker 2: In fact, you know what, I'm putting it out to

518
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Speaker 2: the scrollers. Surely one of you out there has Lady

519
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Speaker 2: Gaga the Fame the original CD somewhere, because I think

520
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: it's up on the coast at my mum's house, in

521
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Speaker 2: a box in the garage somewhere, so I can't be bothered.

522
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Speaker 2: But if you have that CD somewhere, send me a

523
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Speaker 2: photo please, and I'll put it in the broadcast channel

524
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Speaker 2: to just determine and put to rest whether the lyrics

525
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Speaker 2: were in that little booklet, whether the lyrics actually say

526
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Speaker 2: fuck her face or not.

527
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Speaker 1: I just can't believe. I didn't know that, And why

528
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Speaker 1: did she make it sound exactly like poker face?

529
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you actually listen it, you can tell

530
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Speaker 2: the difference.

531
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Speaker 1: Wait, I'm going to listen to it just very quickly, now.

532
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Speaker 2: Okay, you can tell the difference.

533
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 1: Kind of it's kind of good honor nice. So that's

534
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: my royal flushes. I didn't know that, and I feel

535
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Speaker 1: like I'm the last person in the world to find

536
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Speaker 1: that out.

537
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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my royal Flush is me you Yep, I'm

538
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 2: my own Royal flush this week because something random has happened. Now.

539
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: I went viral this week on both TikTok and Instagram

540
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: for that video that I posted about my friend messaging

541
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Speaker 2: the group chat and saying, you know, when we were

542
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 2: in year twelve graduating, the people who are in kindergarten

543
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 2: that year are now graduating this year. And that's done

544
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Speaker 2: numbers on Instagram and TikTok this week, which is fabulous.

545
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Speaker 2: But I have actually gone viral on another platform, which

546
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: is so random, but I'm kind of loving and that platform,

547
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: of all platforms is threads.

548
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say that I am.

549
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: Currently going viral on threads or what I would consider viral,

550
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: because anything more than two likes on threads is probably viral.

551
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: Yep.

552
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: But my notifications on threads, you know, my Instagram at TikTok,

553
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: those notifications are off because I get so many but threads.

554
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: I just haven't bothered to turn them off because I

555
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 2: don't get that many notifications from threads, right. But I

556
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: posted a thread the other day asking what do you

557
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: pay for rent each week? I live in Sydney and

558
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 2: our rent for a two bedroom apartment is going up

559
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: to one thousand and sixty dollars per week in December, which,

560
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: if you didn't see my Instagram story the other day,

561
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Speaker 2: I got an email saying that our rent is going

562
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Speaker 2: up to one thousand and sixty dollars a week.

563
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Speaker 1: That's barked show me. Honestly, first moved out of high

564
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: when I was seventeen, and I had housemates at the time,

565
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: but houses like were two hundred and something dollars a

566
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Speaker 1: week or three hundred up. Yeah, yeah, like three hundred

567
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: and something dollars a week, and then if there was

568
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: three of us, it would be like one hundred dollars

569
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: each rent. Yeah, isn't that wild? And then I remember

570
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 1: it crept up a little bit and then I had

571
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Speaker 1: to pay like one hundred and forty a week, and

572
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, that's expensive. And like if

573
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Speaker 1: it got if I was in a different house and

574
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Speaker 1: it was closer to two hundred, like that was like whoa, yeah,

575
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: and that's like a three bedroom house and I'm sharing

576
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Speaker 1: with two other people. Yeah, And the fact now that

577
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: it's one thousand and sixty dollars for a two bedroom apartment.

578
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: Actually like can't bring myself to talk about how I'm

579
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 2: feeling at the moment.

580
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Speaker 1: What did you write back to the real estate. I said,

581
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Speaker 1: that's a joke.

582
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: No, I just wrote back and said, thanks so much

583
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: for this. We'll let you know if we have any questions,

584
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 2: because our plan is we're not staying, you know what

585
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Speaker 2: I mean, Like, there's no way, there's no use even

586
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 2: asking for a deco. There's no use asking for anything.

587
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 2: And then I actually ran into one of my neighbors

588
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 2: who said that he got the exact same letter, and

589
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: so did three other people on his level, So a

590
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: lot of people. It seems like they just blasted the

591
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: entire like apartment block and said everyone's rent is going

592
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: up to that price one thousand and sixty. Everyone got

593
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: the same price across the apartment block and so it's

594
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: not just us. So that goes into effect in December.

595
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: So we've got a high tailt out of that apartment

596
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: sooner rather than later, because there's no way I'm paying that. Like,

597
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, you pull them a leg. We

598
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: moved in and we were paying seven to seventy Okay,

599
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: how does it jump that much in that little time?

600
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm over it. But anyway, my post on threads is

601
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: going viral because you know, obviously people are jumping in

602
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: saying this is what I pay. But then like landlords

603
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: are coming in as well and home, Well, it's really

604
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: expensive for us to own a house and rent it out.

605
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh what's that You can't you can't afford your investment?

606
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: Sell it mate? People saying I live in so and

607
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: so and pay this much. And it's so interesting if

608
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: you have threads, just go and look at the thread

609
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: and you'll be able to see what everyone pays all

610
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: over the place, because it's just so I mean, there

611
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: are a lot of variables that come into it, obviously,

612
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: but some people are paying like seven hunt. This person

613
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: said seven hundred and fifty dollars for one bedroom in Gleeb.

614
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: I was like, are you kidding? Which across the road

615
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: from me is another apartment building and one of my friends,

616
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: a friend of a friend, lives in there, and I

617
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,719
Speaker 2: asked him to ask her what she's paying, and she's

618
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 2: paying seven seventy for a one bedroom, which is what

619
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: we originally were paying for a two bedrooms. So the

620
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: thing is about this though, why I kind of wanted

621
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: to bring this up is I was so naive and

622
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: out of the loop. I didn't realize that these rental

623
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: prices were still increasing. Now I know, obviously we had

624
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: that big boom either. I think that was last year now, yeah,

625
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: because we were scared our rent was going to go

626
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 2: up a lot, but then it only went up one

627
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 2: hundred and ten dollars a week, which we're still a lot,

628
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: but we were like, that's manageable. We couldn't do that.

629
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: So back then, that's when they were skyrocketing. People were

630
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: getting increases of five hundred dollars a week and things

631
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: that are ridiculous because in New South Wales we don't

632
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: have any limits. A lot of my followers were messaging saying,

633
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: that's a legal they can't do that. They can only

634
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 2: raise it ten percent. Not in New South Wales. We

635
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: have no laws around how much you can increase it by.

636
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: We do have laws around how often you can increase it,

637
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: which is once every twelve months or at the end

638
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: of the lease. So what the cheeky buggers did last

639
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: term when they raised it to eight eighty is they said, oh,

640
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: we want you to sign a six month lease so

641
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: that when that lease ended in six months, they could

642
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 2: up it again, we said no, and we've just been

643
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: month to month from then on and now we're just like, well,

644
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: it's been lovely. We do love where we live. But

645
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: also my thing is if the facilities and amenities were

646
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: top tier, perhaps we could just paying that, or then

647
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: I'd be bothered to go back and say, hey, would

648
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: you take a lower amount? But like, our place is

649
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: fucking shit, Like the security doesn't do their job. The

650
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,959
Speaker 2: door's always broken, the parking garage gate's always broken. The

651
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: pool's down two levels underground. There's no reception in the gym.

652
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: If I have a heart attack, I'm dying. No ambulance

653
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: can get to you if you start drowning in the pool.

654
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: The sawn is always broken. It's always fucking dirty. The

655
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 2: cleaner is even cleaning anything. I don't know, do you

656
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: know what I mean? And I mean it's like a

657
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: Meriton apartment, like it's it's a it's meant to have

658
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: all of these things. The building managers barely ever downstairs.

659
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 2: If I need something like just I if all those things,

660
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: if I didn't have to worry about all those things,

661
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: And if you're going to charge one thousand fucking dollars

662
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 2: a week. Surely that stuff, Surely that stuff has to be.

663
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: There's hundreds of these things on top of one another.

664
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:03,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So it's stressful and I can't imagine. I

665
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: just can't imagine. Like I kind of forgot that people

666
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: were still dealing with this, I guess for the last

667
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: like however many months, because I obviously expected it to

668
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: go up a little bit, but not that drastically where

669
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: we're now putting the position where we're like, we're just

670
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: gonna have to move.

671
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't really understand like inflation and everything, Like we

672
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: always see it on the news, like and I get it,

673
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: but I also fucking don't. And every time it comes

674
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: on the news every day and they're talking about the

675
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: cash raiders and this and this and that and that.

676
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: I always say to Aj because he understands like how

677
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: all of this works. I always say, like, what is

678
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: the fucking solution to this shit? Like where do we

679
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: get to where something happens or does it just keep

680
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: fucking going up and up and up.

681
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: So the point is from my understanding, and I don't know,

682
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 2: but I think that they raise the interest rates to

683
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: make things more expensive so that people stop spending money.

684
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: They go down.

685
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: But why don't just keep everything the same all the time?

686
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why I have.

687
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: To go up and down?

688
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: Sorry, Honney, You're gonna have to do a lot of

689
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: editing today because I keep having to adjust my septum

690
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: and it looks like I'm picking my nose, but like

691
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: it's real itchy because I haven't had it down in

692
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: so long. I keep well, Okay, then I got a

693
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: nose whistle. I mean, I can't, bloody.

694
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Weird, can't my whistle?

695
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: Bitch. But so the point is, I don't know how

696
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: inflation works, and I don't know what the end result is.

697
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: I just fucking keep everything the same. Say that houses

698
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: of this much, say that rent is this much, and

699
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: it's all based off how many bedrooms and whatever like.

700
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: Can't we just make it more fucking simple.

701
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: So I think the thing is inflation. I think this

702
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: is I think I'm onto something here, but I could

703
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: be totally wrong, so take this with a grain of salt.

704
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: But basically, they raise the interest rates so that people

705
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: who need to pay interest on let's say a mortgage

706
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: would have to spend more money on that, which means

707
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: they'd spend less money elsewhere. To bring the cash rate

708
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: down on spending elsewhere. But what happened was because there's

709
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: no rules in New South Wales, for example, all the

710
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 2: people who are landlords when well, they put my interest

711
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: rates up, so the rent's got to go double now

712
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: and so now they're charged like they're like, it's like

713
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 2: the inflation is affecting the wrong people. Also tax the billionaires, babe,

714
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: Come on, seriously, we all paying it your way and

715
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 2: you've got billion dollar companies not paying a cent in taxes.

716
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: I hate it all, and it's all for what it's

717
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: all to make like the richer people richer at the

718
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: fucking top.

719
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: And where my taxes going. I drove over ten fucking

720
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 2: potholes on the way here today, So I just I

721
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: hate it all.

722
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Is there a country in the

723
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: world where things are the price that they are, Like,

724
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't it make so much more sense? Well yeah, but

725
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be in favor of like the government or whatever.

726
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: If it's like three bedroom houses are worth this much

727
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: and two bedroom houses this much rent or cost like

728
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: fixed fucking prices. No offense to all the real estate

729
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: agents out there, but they're out there also fucking trying

730
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: to like they're inflating the prices of everything too, trying

731
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: to rip everyone.

732
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: Off, right, And that's how it works.

733
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: No offense to all your real estate agents out there.

734
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: We've got friends are real estate agents and.

735
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: I but like they're like, oh, this one over here

736
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 2: went for nine to fifty a week, so that means

737
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: this one's worth it. And it's like, no, dult. That

738
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: apartment over there is a Mazarati and this is a

739
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: Mazda three, Like do you know what I mean? Like

740
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: it's like I'm not paying just because the Maserati's worth

741
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: nine to fifty doesn't mean I'm paying nine to fifty

742
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 2: for the Mazda.

743
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: Well, I always see as well. There's this one lady

744
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: on TikTok that pops up and she does she must

745
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: be like a real estate agent, and she says, here

746
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: are five things that do add value to your home?

747
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: Have you seen that girl? And here are five things

748
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: that don't. And I'm like, according to fucking who? According

749
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: to who? Who made up what adds value to the house?

750
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 2: And like why, well that's the thing, Like I guess.

751
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: They all copy one another.

752
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 2: And promote stuff, because I guess it goes off the

753
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: value of a house is the value to.

754
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: Whoever's buying, yes, buying it? No, But there's all these

755
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: little rules. If you put zip tap in your kitchen

756
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: where it has boiling cold and soda, that adds no

757
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: value to your home according to who.

758
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I might walk into a home and go,

759
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 2: that's amazing.

760
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna re who I get adding another bedroom or

761
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: adding another bathroom, that's gonna add value. But all these

762
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 1: little things like stone bench tops, they do like who

763
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: said that? Who decides.

764
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Who?

765
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't know? Why are you yelling at me? Who

766
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: fucking decides everything? So I got a problem with the government.

767
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 2: Oh I love when you rant it's so good, But

768
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 2: I think it's funny that one I was I made

769
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 2: a joke and was like they saw me spend so

770
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: much money on Kyli Minogue. They went second, it's rand dump.

771
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: But the second thing is only a couple of weeks ago.

772
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: We were talking about me moving.

773
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: You were talking about the one time when you wanted

774
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: wanted to move to Paramatter.

775
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, people messaged me straight away and looks like you're

776
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: moving to Paramatta And don't even joke about that because

777
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 2: at this point in our lives, like we are both

778
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 2: content to pretty much wherever I'm not see you in

779
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: Newcastle law, I.

780
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: Can come and live next door to me, actually, because

781
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: I hate my neighbor. By the way, update on the

782
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: fucking neighbor, it's gone verbal between him and AJ. It's

783
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: gone verbal. Are you okay?

784
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: I just breathed in so hard that something called in

785
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 2: my friend.

786
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: Just a little update for anyone who's been keeping up

787
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: in the Close Friends episode about our neighbor. We have

788
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 1: one nice neighbor and one shit neighbor. The shit neighbor

789
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: hates us because we're renovating our house. It's he's such

790
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: an asshole that he thinks that the park out the

791
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: front of his house is his. But it's on the

792
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: fucking street. You know those people that they own that

793
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: sport out in front of their house. It's just like

794
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: it's anywhere anyone can park there. So if we park there,

795
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: he gets the shits. And he said to AJ the

796
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: other day because one of the trades was parked out

797
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: the front. He said to AJ, you think you're above

798
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: the law. And AJ said, AJ even fuck with and

799
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: told him to fuck off. And I'm so I'm so

800
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: mad because they rent through the landlord directly, so they

801
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: don't rent through a real estate, so I can't. I

802
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: was going to call the real estate and put in

803
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: a complaint, but it's just straight through the landlord. So

804
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: what do I do?

805
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

806
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: When we have finished our house, hopefully really soon, AJ

807
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: has installed these really loud outdoor speakers so we can

808
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: play music because we want to be able to play

809
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: music on the back deck. I'm fucking blaring those at

810
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: the top volume every every morning when I wake up,

811
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: and I am wake me up, wake me up, like

812
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: it's going to turn into a war.

813
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 2: I love being a petty bitch. Can I just say

814
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 2: that I love being a petty bitch? Bring it on,

815
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: because if you want to be a bitch like that,

816
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: and if you want to come at me like that,

817
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: oh I'm going to be that petty bitch.

818
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: And this is like it's a J and I. We're

819
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: the most easy going, down to earth, fucking whatever goes people.

820
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: We could be the best neighbors. Not that I be

821
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: friends with them because they're not nice, but you know

822
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like we're easy going people, Like why

823
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: are you hating on us? Out of fucking everyone? We're

824
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: actually legends. Sorry, people.

825
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: But you know what, you just have to pity these people,

826
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: don't you. You just what a sad fucking life to worry

827
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 2: about whose car is parked.

828
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: Well, get over yourself, it's not your And they've got

829
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: the longest driveway, like they can fit multiple cars in

830
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: the driveway, and like we've only been parking out the

831
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: front because the trades are taken up our driveway ever day.

832
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: They got to get their tools and shit, it's just

833
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: for now, your fucking dog.

834
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, just for now.

835
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Mates.

836
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm totally on your I'm totally on your side with

837
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: this goad to start a brawl. Oh no, I'm the

838
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: pettiest bitch when it comes to this sort of stuff.

839
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: Like I just we've never had a feud with the neighbors,

840
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: and I'm just off it. Yeah, can someone move next

841
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: door to be you? I'm gonna kick him out, man,

842
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: talk to the landlord. Yeah, but I haven't meant to

843
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: know who the landlord is. We think our nice neighbor

844
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: knows the landlord.

845
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll ask him.

846
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: And so we're gonna ask him this week because you've

847
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: been away this week. Because his son is in the Swans,

848
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: his grandson is in the Swan. Nice, so he'll be

849
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: back someday soon and A is gonna go ask him,

850
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: do you know this landlord?

851
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.

852
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, so keep updated everyone, all right, Well I.

853
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: Might be moving in next door. That'll be fun because

854
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: you can finally have the neighbor you've always wanted. Who's

855
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: around for a wine having a barbecue?

856
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: Ye ye, yep.

857
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 2: Nice. So back to my royal flush. Yeah, if anyone's

858
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: got a rental going, let me know. But yeah, get

859
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: ready for me to move out of my stunning apartment.

860
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 2: But I can't wait to share it with everyone because obviously, hello,

861
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: privacy is a big thing. I have this really stunning view,

862
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: you do, one of one of the things I would

863
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: argue best view in Sydney of Sydney, Yeah, I don't know,

864
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: Like I mean, other people would.

865
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: Have better amazing, but like yeah.

866
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: But like I as a growing up, I manifested. I

867
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: was like, all I want to do is live somewhere

868
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 2: with a view of the Harbor Bridge, you know, from

869
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: my back andy or from my house. And we got that.

870
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 2: But it's funny because I'll reveal to you what that

871
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 2: view is in due course. But I can't wait to

872
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 2: show people that, because yeah, I think like ever since

873
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: back in the day on YouTube. I remember one time

874
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: I was at home and someone knocked on my front

875
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: door from the local high school around the corner from

876
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 2: where I lived. And someone locked on the door and

877
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: was like this, all right, hey live here, and they'd

878
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: figured out where I lived because they'd like seen my

879
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 2: car out the front and back then I had like

880
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 2: the dolls sitting in the behind.

881
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: Start this story on the pot, I'm pretty sure.

882
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: All right, Well, they knocked on my house and from

883
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: then on I was like, wow, I really need to

884
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: be more cautious. So with my apartment, we have all

885
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: these stunning things that I haven't been able to show

886
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 2: and I kind of can't wait to show that. And

887
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, scrollers, you'll have to determine whether it's

888
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: a thousand dollar view or not, because it's pretty spectrum.

889
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: It is a good view, I will say, but the

890
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: apartment itself is not worth a thousand dollars.

891
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: No way, no bloody way.

892
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's another episode done in dusted.

893
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, And thank you for bringing me some lollies today.

894
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing me the jelly bean.

895
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat those and we are going

896
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 2: to record Close Friends. And by the way, this Close

897
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: Friends episode, I think is gonna be a really fun

898
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: one because we're playing a game of some sort.

899
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 1: I love when we do an activity in the podcast.

900
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: It's not like you to bring in activity, so I'm

901
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: very excited. And why did I just say bring like

902
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: you to bring an activity. By the way, is it

903
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: a billion degrees in here?

904
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sweating. The back of my knees are wet,

905
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 2: so we might need to turn the aircorn on today.

906
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: So I usually we ask for it off, but the

907
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: back of my knees are wet.

908
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't It was cold in here this morning and

909
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 1: now it's.

910
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: Hot, feeling like a Shrek over here. Got a swamp happening. Anyway,

911
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 2: love you scrollers, Thank you so much for listening. We'll

912
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: be back on Friday. I hope you had a great

913
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 2: long weekend. If you had a long weekend. And I

914
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: don't know what else to say except anyway, Jael, I

915
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: better let you go. I gotta go get my tongue

916
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Speaker 2: peers the same way A found by the day