WEBVTT - Conversations with Cornesy - Steve Vizard

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<v Speaker 1>Hi everyone, Welcome once again to conversations. We missed Steve Wisad.

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<v Speaker 1>We miss those Australian television programs, you know, Fast Forward

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight Live with Steve Wisad. It was a great time

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<v Speaker 1>in Australian entertainment. We're missing that. And Steve Wisada is

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<v Speaker 1>a man of significant intellect, humor, social consciousness, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>an author. He has a new book out called Nation, Memory, Myth,

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<v Speaker 1>Gallipoli and the Australian Imaginary. Steve Wisad, Welcome to the program.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good? Intro corns. I very much like

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<v Speaker 2>that as pretty much as I braided, Very very generous

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<v Speaker 2>and great to talk to your mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we do miss those days. I mean, television is

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<v Speaker 1>not the same, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was something about live TV. And look, we still

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<v Speaker 2>do have live TV, but there was something about live

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<v Speaker 2>TV when there was no internet, there was no streaming,

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<v Speaker 2>so the only thing you had in your house, the

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<v Speaker 2>only thing we all had was kind of four or

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<v Speaker 2>five TV stations, and every one, because they were forced

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<v Speaker 2>to it, there was nothing else, watched the same four

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<v Speaker 2>or five shows. And so the power of kind of

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<v Speaker 2>the nation all being bound together watching those shows and

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<v Speaker 2>then talking about the same things the next day. It

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of a unifying thing. And I'd grown up

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<v Speaker 2>watching that. I'd grown up in Melbourne watching Graham Kennedy

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<v Speaker 2>and then the Don Lane Show, and I remembered watching

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<v Speaker 2>those as a kid live TV, seeing Bert Newton and

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<v Speaker 2>don you know Burt dressed up as Demis Rusos and

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<v Speaker 2>the real Demis Rusos came out. And then one time

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<v Speaker 2>when Sammy Davis Junior was in Australia and he had

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<v Speaker 2>a police escort live on TV from his show which

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<v Speaker 2>he was doing into the Channel nine studios and then

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<v Speaker 2>he sang for another hour with Don Lane with the

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<v Speaker 2>studio band, tap dancing and stuff, and they extended the

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<v Speaker 2>show and I thought to myself, I love live TV,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because it's the same as sport, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of the same as news. They've got something in

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<v Speaker 2>common and that is you don't know what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It could go anywhere, and to me, that's what I

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<v Speaker 2>loved about live TV.

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<v Speaker 1>You went into production after your stint on TV could

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<v Speaker 1>still be done. Is there room in the market for

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<v Speaker 1>shows like that these days?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sam Payne's got to show at the moment that

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying on Channel ten. I mean, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm a huge Sam paying fan and I

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<v Speaker 2>love Sam, so I'm all for anyone trying it. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny you should say that, Corsey, because uniquely in Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>if you look at America, they've got tonight shows galore.

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<v Speaker 2>If you look at the UK, they've got, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the Graham Norton Show, a whole lot of live shows

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much. Most other places in the world have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of live tonight shows and the other thing that

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<v Speaker 2>they've still got going in those places. If you look

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<v Speaker 2>at America, they've got Saturday Night Live, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>sketch comedy show basically takes the piece out of what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening that week. And I think we don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>big sketch comedy shows. And I think you know what

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<v Speaker 2>we did on you know, on fast forward and in

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<v Speaker 2>full frontal or beat with stupendous casts. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 2>was great fun and it's great to have a laugh,

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<v Speaker 2>but it sort of served a purpose and that is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of it sort of popped the kind of hubris

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<v Speaker 2>and the sort of you know, the pomposity of people

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<v Speaker 2>in power. There's nothing better to level things than people

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<v Speaker 2>having a laugh at them, and I think they kind

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<v Speaker 2>of serve a purpose as well, is making people laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>So I really miss those shows, and yeah, they could

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<v Speaker 2>be done. They're being done in America at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, there's so much to talk about. Obviously, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about your book. I've never had a book with so

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<v Speaker 1>many footnotes in it? Did you read all of those

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<v Speaker 1>books and papers that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't read any of them. Courts yet them

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<v Speaker 2>in the back to make it look like I was smart.

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<v Speaker 2>I sadly I did read them all, and I only

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't set out to write this book. So the

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<v Speaker 2>book's about, you know, about how national myths work. In Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Our national myth is is Gallipoli. So I just wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to understand what is it? What is it about this

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<v Speaker 2>story Gallipoli that is about a failed military campaign on

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<v Speaker 2>a peninsula on the other side of the world, where

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<v Speaker 2>nothing happened that changed the outcome of that war, where

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<v Speaker 2>it was a failure in every sense, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>done at the behest of the British Empires. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>even an Australian sort of scheme. Total failure in a

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<v Speaker 2>military sense. So what is it about this failed military

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<v Speaker 2>campaign that makes it stick in the Australian psyche Of

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<v Speaker 2>all the things you know, of all the history in

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<v Speaker 2>this country, why that thing? And I was fascinated by

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<v Speaker 2>the whole that a national myth has over a nation,

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<v Speaker 2>that makes you know, one hundred thousand people at the

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<v Speaker 2>MCG on Anzac Day who are there ready to go,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've got cans of beer in their hand, and

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<v Speaker 2>you've got pies and pasties and hot dogs in the

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<v Speaker 2>other hand, and they're there with their mates and in

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<v Speaker 2>a minute's time you won't shut them up. But for

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<v Speaker 2>that purpose, thinking about Anzac and the Anzac spirit in Gallipoli,

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<v Speaker 2>they all stand in reverend silence like it's in a

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<v Speaker 2>church and you can hear a pin drop. And that

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<v Speaker 2>happens around the country at tiny little places. People get

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<v Speaker 2>up at the cracker door and at four am and

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<v Speaker 2>they front up to a memorial in Port Douglas, or

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<v Speaker 2>a statue in Carnarvon, or the big ones in Adelaide

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<v Speaker 2>and Melbourne and Sydney where they get forty fifty thousand

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<v Speaker 2>people turning up. What is the power of that particular

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<v Speaker 2>myth and the hold over a nation that causes us

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<v Speaker 2>to do that, and the books about explaining incredible power

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<v Speaker 2>of national myths over a nation and Anzac and the

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<v Speaker 2>Anzac spirit in Australia is ours and why it's got

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<v Speaker 2>such a force over the Australian nation.

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<v Speaker 1>See in that discussion there and reading the book, to me,

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<v Speaker 1>the word myth had to be redefined. So to me,

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<v Speaker 1>a myth was a fable, something that was imagined, something

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't wasn't true, Like you know, we've had myths

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<v Speaker 1>like Romulus and Remus and Icarus flying close to the Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a myth to me. But there's elements of elements,

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<v Speaker 1>there's truth in your myth, your definition of myth? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you define that for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So myth in ancient times an explanation of something.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, you know, it was like originally before people

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<v Speaker 2>knew anything about science, it was an explanation of how

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<v Speaker 2>things worked. And then when science, you know, came to

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<v Speaker 2>be more powerful, myth kind of got a pejority of sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's something that's untrue. But you know, the main

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<v Speaker 2>meaning of myth is a story that has almost got

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<v Speaker 2>a sacred explanatory power. That is the traditional meaning of

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<v Speaker 2>a myth. And for a nation, I found myth is

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<v Speaker 2>the myth, the story, kind of the sacred story that

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<v Speaker 2>explains the nation. And that's kind of in every nation's

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<v Speaker 2>got at Korancia when you think about it. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the Americans have got sort of their Civil War and

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<v Speaker 2>Abraham Lincoln and all that sort of stuff, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Brits have got Camelot and all that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But for Australia, Gallipoli and the Anzac spirit is the

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<v Speaker 2>sacred story. It doesn't even need to be true, although

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<v Speaker 2>it's based on a true event. That's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a sacred story, like a religious story that

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<v Speaker 2>explains who we are, what makes us tick. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know anything in a kind of compressed

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<v Speaker 2>way about the Australian people, just look at our founding

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<v Speaker 2>myth Anzac and it's all in there. It's an explanation

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<v Speaker 2>of our values kind of you know that we'll have

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<v Speaker 2>a go that we kind of got that ability to

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<v Speaker 2>laugh even in the face of hardship, madship, that's all

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<v Speaker 2>in there. All the values that we say are a

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<v Speaker 2>Australian are compressed into our national myth, and that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of what it's there for, to tell us who we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I quote you? The function of the foundation myth

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<v Speaker 1>of nation is not to convey factual truths, rational explanation,

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<v Speaker 1>or an accurate historical chronological record of the antecedents of nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Rather than national foundation myth acts as a compelling, sacred,

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<v Speaker 1>and emotional touchstone of beginning, continuity, and belonging to inspire

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<v Speaker 1>and bind the community. Is it true or not? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to debate.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the thing. When we talk about an event,

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<v Speaker 2>we can talk about it in several ways. We can

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<v Speaker 2>talk about Delipli's history and historians go historians who look

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<v Speaker 2>at just clinically as an event that happened in the past,

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it. Oh, you know, it's factually you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't land at the wrong beach, we weren't better fighters, this,

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<v Speaker 2>that and the other. So therefore, historically, factually, why do

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<v Speaker 2>we celebrate it? A myth talks about the same thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but talks about it in a different way. It takes

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<v Speaker 2>that event, that actual event, and then changes it. It

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<v Speaker 2>sort of embellishes it, like you know, it fictionalizes the

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<v Speaker 2>story the truth is important, but not as important as

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<v Speaker 2>the purpose that the story is about to serve, and

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<v Speaker 2>that is to bind to people together. It's to hold

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<v Speaker 2>people together because one of the things about a nation,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not just a rational machine. It's not a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when we think of Australian nation, what holds us together

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<v Speaker 2>isn't legislation. I mean, you know, there's been some political

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<v Speaker 2>debates on God Almighty. We're not held together by the

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<v Speaker 2>political debates. You know, we're not held together by regulations

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. A nation, like a footy club or like

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<v Speaker 2>a family, isn't held together by all our rational thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>It's held together by feelings. It's held together and the

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<v Speaker 2>way we marshal feelings is through ritual and through myths

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<v Speaker 2>and through stories. You think about families, you know, all

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<v Speaker 2>the family stories that relate to your family that no

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<v Speaker 2>one else knows, and the celebrations and birthdays and anniversaries

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<v Speaker 2>and christenings and whatever, they're unique to your family. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what actually holds your family together. And so it is

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<v Speaker 2>with a footy club. You know, you don't read the

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<v Speaker 2>constitution of the footy club to understand the footy club.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear their song, you look at their colors, you

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<v Speaker 2>think about the memories of the great players, the time

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<v Speaker 2>you were at the game and you saw this happen,

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<v Speaker 2>or if you're on the field, the time that that happened,

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<v Speaker 2>that premiership cup that was raised. That's what makes a

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<v Speaker 2>footy club and a nation is exactly the same. And

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<v Speaker 2>so our national myth, amongst all of the other rituals

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<v Speaker 2>that we have that hold a nation together, our national

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<v Speaker 2>myth of Gallipoli is at the pinnacle of that. Anzac

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<v Speaker 2>is the peak emotional story that holds the nation together.

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<v Speaker 2>And people say, oh, don't we dispense with these sort

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<v Speaker 2>of things. You know what, if you say that, you

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<v Speaker 2>might as well dispense with a footy club song with

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<v Speaker 2>their footy club jumpers, with people turning up to the

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<v Speaker 2>game and just say well, let's just play a game

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<v Speaker 2>of footy, they'd be missing the point entirely.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve wisad as my guest. Folks will take a break

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll delve a bit further into this new book

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<v Speaker 1>of his nation memory myth back shortly, Welcome back, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Wizard is my guest. We're doing this by a zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we speaking to you from Steve.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting. I'm sitting in my front in my front

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<v Speaker 2>lund room, surrounded by books as similar to the books

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<v Speaker 2>you've got. I see you've got books on military things

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<v Speaker 2>and footy, and I've got the same collection behind me

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourne in my sitting room. I'm in town because I've

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<v Speaker 2>got to do a few things today. Normally, Quorncy'd be

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<v Speaker 2>speaking to me from my farm which is up on

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<v Speaker 2>the morning to Peninsula. Beautiful up there, it's got beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>vineyards and just stunning that area of Australia, most there

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<v Speaker 2>is of Australia. I love it well.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your book is called nation Memory a myth. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you remember when Anzac first touched you? I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>your father serve? For instance? Incidentally, your father's name.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad's name is Free Lancelot Pitt viisad That was

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<v Speaker 2>my dad's name. Isn't it a great name?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Fund that you should say that Godfrey and Lancelot were

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<v Speaker 2>both of his uncles who both served in the Great War,

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<v Speaker 2>since you asked, and that branch of the family, the

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<v Speaker 2>Vaizards Irish, so they all came out. There was there

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<v Speaker 2>was eleven brothers and sisters. They all came out from

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<v Speaker 2>ross Common in the middle of Ireland and they arrived

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia at the end of the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteenth century. So they said the biggest Irish accents. They

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<v Speaker 2>talked like that. I mean, I remember it was still

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<v Speaker 2>they are talked like that, and then you know they were.

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<v Speaker 2>They were greatest bullshit artists you ever met in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>But they were hard working people. So when the First

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<v Speaker 2>World War came, some of them are quite old, and

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<v Speaker 2>the youngest was only seventeen or eighteen. Well, four or

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<v Speaker 2>five of them volunteered immediately, and so my uncle Terry,

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<v Speaker 2>who was who just turned eighteen, Great uncle Terry, he volunteered,

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<v Speaker 2>went straight to the front, was served there for four

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<v Speaker 2>or five months, got shot. He got shot in the buttocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually not funny really, but it is funny. You're going

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<v Speaker 2>a good shot anywhere, but you get a good shot

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<v Speaker 2>the buttocks isn't a bad place. He then got treated

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<v Speaker 2>and he was supposed to be repatriated to Australia, but

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<v Speaker 2>he revolunteered as an ambulance stretcher and he served the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the war carrying the wounded from the front line.

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<v Speaker 2>And people think, oh, you're an ambulance stretcher carrier. That's safe.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't stop shooting and they don't stop firing the

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<v Speaker 2>cannons just because you're an ambult stretcher carrier. So he

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<v Speaker 2>got through the rest of the war and he came

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<v Speaker 2>back to Australia having seen virtually the full war and

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<v Speaker 2>became an Anglican minister because he was so affected by

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<v Speaker 2>what he saw and spent the rest of his life

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<v Speaker 2>as an Anglican minister. And another brother, another relative who volunteered,

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<v Speaker 2>was a widower. He went over there, got wounded too,

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<v Speaker 2>went to England to recover, and the nurse who was

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<v Speaker 2>treating him kind of they had a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>bond and he ended up marrying her and staying over there.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, they've all got stories. But the thing

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<v Speaker 2>that you can't we know it, but every family, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of families would have this is that these are

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<v Speaker 2>just people. They're people like you or me, or our kids,

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<v Speaker 2>or our brothers and sisters kids did just young men

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<v Speaker 2>who were going over there, each with their own story

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<v Speaker 2>that you know, they're not great warriors, they don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know where they're going, and suddenly they land in this war.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone out of nothing, and you know, there they find themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, the answer is, yeah, I did have I

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<v Speaker 2>did have relatives, but that's not you know, that was

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<v Speaker 2>sort of hovering around the back of our family gor

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<v Speaker 2>And see what actually got me interested was and it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't sort of like a click on point. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just in the back of my head. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>an old boys' school and when I was thirteen, we

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<v Speaker 2>had a this is how old I am. We had

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<v Speaker 2>a mass teacher called Frank Potts and he was this

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<v Speaker 2>really old Wisden mass teacher. But when he came in

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<v Speaker 2>he was a filling teacher by then.

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<v Speaker 1>Now no interrupt. He was South Australian, wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>It was South Australian. Mister Potts was South Australian. He'd

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<v Speaker 2>gone to had grown up at Adelaide, gone to Adelaide

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<v Speaker 2>Uni and then and then what had happened was when

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<v Speaker 2>he was just eighteen, the First World War had erupted

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<v Speaker 2>and he'd gone over there and it served in the

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<v Speaker 2>First World War and he'd seen action, he'd seen the trenches,

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<v Speaker 2>he had lost may you surf the full duration? It

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<v Speaker 2>was a sapper actually, So they were the young you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they were the blokes who went in right into the

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<v Speaker 2>front line, built the trenches, built the tunnels, built the bridges.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's kind of I reckon the worst of

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<v Speaker 2>all possible jobs, because not only you were on the

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<v Speaker 2>front line, you're underground tunneling and doing that stuff. I

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<v Speaker 2>could not think of a worse job. Frank Potts, this

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<v Speaker 2>bloody mass teacher we had, would stand in front of us,

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<v Speaker 2>literally two meters away and would tell us kids, twelve

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<v Speaker 2>year olds, were our jaws open about going on the

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<v Speaker 2>troop ship over there and that was an adventure for him,

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<v Speaker 2>and then going to England and they trained on the

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<v Speaker 2>Salisbury planes, and he remembered the time that the King

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<v Speaker 2>came and then he would tell us about that, and

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<v Speaker 2>then he tell us about the front line, and he

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<v Speaker 2>tell us about you know, the bloody rats, and he

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<v Speaker 2>tell us there wasn't a tree in sight and the

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<v Speaker 2>non stop booming of the cannons and losing his mates

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. And he gave us this, and he gave

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<v Speaker 2>us this piece of advice. He said, boys, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're ever confronted by mustard gas, and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was the nineteen sixties in Melbourne, he said, But

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<v Speaker 2>if you're ever confronted by mustard gas, boys, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>urin eate in your hanky and put the hanky over

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth, and he said, that will put it'll neutralize

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<v Speaker 2>the mustard gas. And I literally for year's corns, you

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<v Speaker 2>wandered around with a hanky in my pocket and a

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<v Speaker 2>half full bladder, just on the off chance.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. Look, it's really not funny, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, but you know, it sticks and made What was

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<v Speaker 2>important to me is a twelve or thirteen year old boy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when you're at high school, the big boys

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<v Speaker 2>are in year twelve and they were seventeen or eighteen already.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the boys, the big guys on the oval, with

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<v Speaker 2>the same age as mister Potts had been when he

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<v Speaker 2>had gone off to fight that war. And that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of that resonated with me. How could it be?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would they have gone? Where did they go? What

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<v Speaker 2>made them tick? And so this book I've written about,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Anzac and Myth and Memory is kind of

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<v Speaker 2>about the stories that we tell that would bind people

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<v Speaker 2>to want to do those sort of things, the sacred

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<v Speaker 2>stories that would compel people to join together to do

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<v Speaker 2>these sort of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I don't want to give too much away, because

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<v Speaker 1>you do want people to buy the book, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm intrigued how you describe the Unknown Soldier. You

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<v Speaker 1>finished the book with the description of the term of

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<v Speaker 1>the unknown Soldier in Canberra in War Memorial, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whether you admire this guy or whether you

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<v Speaker 1>are critical of him. Can I just read it where

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<v Speaker 1>the Unknown Soldier had been elevated as a transcendent mythic warrior,

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<v Speaker 1>as the new Man, as an immortal embodiment of purity

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<v Speaker 1>and chastity, Now he might be revivified as a mere survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>You are you're dissing this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you are.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to buy the book to sort this out.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is this when those blokes died. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>in a way, the First World War was two things colliding.

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<v Speaker 2>It was man's humans man's bride, and man's technological ability

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<v Speaker 2>at the time exceeded his ability to control it. And

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<v Speaker 2>all these new devices like long range artillery for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time, mechanical warfare for the first time, replacing horses.

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<v Speaker 2>So man's technical ability had overcome his pride and his ability,

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<v Speaker 2>and they collided and the world was devastated. But one

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<v Speaker 2>thing that had happened was all those people who had

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<v Speaker 2>died would never know. And so that's they were unknown soldiers.

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<v Speaker 2>My point is that today that unknown soldier, through the

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<v Speaker 2>very same technology that kind of gave rise to the

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<v Speaker 2>First World War, that technology through DNA, could now name him.

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<v Speaker 2>So I asked a question. I don't actually pose an answer.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked us to choose, and I ask it for

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<v Speaker 2>a reason. But that technology could now reveal who he is.

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<v Speaker 2>It could reveal him, since he was unknown, as either

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<v Speaker 2>a great hero or as a coward. It could reveal

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<v Speaker 2>him as.

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<v Speaker 1>A Why would you introduce that concept that he might

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<v Speaker 1>have I mean, he.

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<v Speaker 2>May have been, because they're men. They're just men. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I ask a question, what would you do? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think we should name these people now that we

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<v Speaker 2>can It's a question. I don't have an answer. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>asking the reader to consider this. Now that we can

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<v Speaker 2>name these unknown men, should they be named or not?

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<v Speaker 2>You leave him silent?

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely name because whether they were heroic or whether

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<v Speaker 1>they you know, they coward in the face of the

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<v Speaker 1>oncoming enemy. I don't think there's any shame that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>people would say they would be shamed, but unless you've

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<v Speaker 1>been confronted with that. But the fact that they are there,

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<v Speaker 1>they're serving, I mean that there's an element of heroism

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<v Speaker 1>about that anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Turning up all that, I don't seek to answer it.

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<v Speaker 2>I pose the question, and you've thought about it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>made you think about what you do. Other people would say,

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<v Speaker 2>leave them, leave it, leave that story alone, don't name them.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason I asked that question is because for

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<v Speaker 2>the very reason that I wrote the book is even

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<v Speaker 2>naming them and even saying they were just ordinary guys,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't the story. That doesn't tell a story. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>tell the story of why they went, what they saw,

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<v Speaker 2>how they were bound together, what they thought they were

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<v Speaker 2>doing for their nation, and the very fact that they

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<v Speaker 2>died for their nation. I asked that question so people

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<v Speaker 2>will reflect on their life and that body is more

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<v Speaker 2>than just an individual. It's the story of a nation.

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<v Speaker 2>So I asked that. I asked that question for a

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<v Speaker 2>reason to get the people to reflect on you know,

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<v Speaker 2>that person is more than just a piece of DNA.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a mythic story about our Nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Wisa is my guest. The book is called Nation Memory, Myth,

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<v Speaker 1>Gallipoli and Australia and Imaginary. It's going to make you

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<v Speaker 1>think there's no doubt about that. We'll take a break,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come back. We'll talk a bit more about that

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<v Speaker 1>glorious career you had, Steve, whether it be law, entertainment,

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<v Speaker 1>production and serving on the Special Events committee in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's stole our Grand Prix? I my add soak shortly.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back everybody. If you just tuned in, we're chatting

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<v Speaker 1>with Steve. We're arguing with Steve zad actually.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're going to talk about the Grand Grand Prix

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<v Speaker 2>then will be arguing, well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of a depth. Actually, I've got no chance

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<v Speaker 1>of countering you in a battle of words. We've spoken

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<v Speaker 1>about Steve's book, Nation Memory Myth about Gallipoli and Australian imaginery,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should buy it. It's a scholarly work. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's no doubt about that. I did reach for

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<v Speaker 1>the dictionary a few times. I was intrigued. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>about your dad, Godfrey Lancelot visor was he in between wars?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he not serve?

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<v Speaker 2>He was just short of enlistment age for the Second

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<v Speaker 2>World War, and so he was in the Air Cadets

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<v Speaker 2>and he'd started training to fly and the war ended,

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<v Speaker 2>and so he learned to fly, but he never served

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<v Speaker 2>because the war ended. But he went to UNI. But

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<v Speaker 2>he was kind of a person who was driven to

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<v Speaker 2>do unusual things. So after the Second World War, Australia

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<v Speaker 2>took control of New Guinea and it suddenly had to

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<v Speaker 2>find out how you administered this new territory. So they

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<v Speaker 2>set a school up called the School of Pacific Eiled Administration,

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<v Speaker 2>and they got all these young men, some of whom

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<v Speaker 2>had just served and some of whom, like my dad,

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<v Speaker 2>were just about to serve, and they trained them up

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<v Speaker 2>for a year to be what was called patrol officers.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were partly sort of they had the power

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<v Speaker 2>of a magistrate, a judge. They were kind of anthropologists.

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<v Speaker 2>And what they would do, they'd whacked these three or

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<v Speaker 2>four blokes in a territory the size of Tasmania or

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<v Speaker 2>jungle or unexplored. Dad was based at Kerama in the

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<v Speaker 2>Gulf Region. He was twenty four and he had the

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<v Speaker 2>power of a policeman. He had one hundred native police

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<v Speaker 2>force under him and they would administer justice in this

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<v Speaker 2>territory and they would go on these expeditions. Dad went

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<v Speaker 2>on expeditions up the Fly River and all these rivers

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<v Speaker 2>that ran into Kerama through jungles that had never been explored.

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<v Speaker 2>And the expeditions went for two hundred days, two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty days. They're well documented. Every day they'd hacked

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<v Speaker 2>through the bush, they'd set up a camp. Then the

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<v Speaker 2>next day they do the same and they're mapping and charting.

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<v Speaker 2>They're meeting natives or you know, indigenous people who've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen why people before. There's the pygmies up there called

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<v Speaker 2>the cooker cookers who were greatly fitted, who are cannibals.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad was the only bloke I've ever met who

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<v Speaker 2>had arrow wounds in his chest and his legs. I

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>mean he was, but Dad, It's not like something out

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:21.439
<v Speaker 2>of the fifteen hundreds. He was my dad, and he

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 2>had arrow wounds in him from being fired on by

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 2>these bloody pigmies for the cooker cookers. So his life

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:32.119
<v Speaker 2>was absolutely an extraordinary life. So he was up in

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:37.159
<v Speaker 2>New Guinea as a patrol officer for a decade, and

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:39.400
<v Speaker 2>then he came back on leave and met my mum

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 2>and you know, one thing happened and here I am.

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<v Speaker 1>But how did he settle down after that? What did

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<v Speaker 1>he do when he came back he.

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<v Speaker 2>Went into Well, it's funny you should say that, because

0:25:51.520 --> 0:25:53.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he ever did settle down. He was

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:56.880
<v Speaker 2>a smart guy. Ran a big clothing company in Flinders

0:25:56.960 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Lane in Melbourne called Hooper and Harrison that was an

0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 2>national clothing manufacturer, and then he had stores and he

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:07.360
<v Speaker 2>had stuff. Quit very early and we bought a property

0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:09.160
<v Speaker 2>in the bush and that's what he wanted to do.

0:26:09.520 --> 0:26:13.399
<v Speaker 2>And we were raised sort of on a farm, not

0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:16.639
<v Speaker 2>far out of Melbourne. But he was probably a farmer

0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 2>at heart, and he was an explorer at heart. So

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, he raised us kids and he was a

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 2>great dad and very focused on us, and a great

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 2>husband too. But it's funny you should say that, because

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>in my heart of hearts, I don't think he ever

0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:34.840
<v Speaker 2>really did settle back down. You're that sort of person

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:38.080
<v Speaker 2>and you've led that sort of life. That's what you

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:38.960
<v Speaker 2>cut out to do.

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:40.919
<v Speaker 1>How many kids in the family.

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.120
<v Speaker 2>So I got a brother, I did law. I got

0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a younger brother, Andy, who's a vet. He was a

0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 2>professor of Vetory Science at Melbourne UNI. But he's got

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 2>very big hands, and he learned out very early on

0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:58.240
<v Speaker 2>in his veterory career that he was shitouse with poodles

0:26:59.080 --> 0:27:02.400
<v Speaker 2>and did a little right to work at a suburban

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 2>practice and literally, you know, the owners would have let

0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 2>him near. His fingers are too big to be inserting

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 2>things whatever you have to do. So he became a

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 2>big animal vet and so he served on the board

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:17.919
<v Speaker 2>of the zoo for example here in Melbourne, is one

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 2>of the directors, and you know, he's uniquely operated on

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:27.320
<v Speaker 2>elephants and giraffes and tigers and things like that, which

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 2>is a kind of a rare thing. And then I've

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 2>got a sister, Jenny, who's a librarian, and other sister

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 2>who's been in nursing a whole life sheet tea teaches

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>people how to be nurses, a very admirable career. But

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 2>my brother's got five kids too, and I've got five kids.

0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:46.560
<v Speaker 2>So between the two of us, we've got ten kids

0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 2>who all line up. They're best friends. They all line up.

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 2>If you put him in a line corns my kids

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 2>and my brother's kids, you literally wouldn't know who's who's

0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>They all look identical, so we have good Christmases.

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<v Speaker 1>Earlier about your significant intellect? Was it obvious as a kid?

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 1>Was it obviously at school?

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I was lazy as a kid because I wasn't interested

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 2>in stuff. So I sort of, you know, did or

0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I did it well at school, but I was lazy.

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 2>And then I got into law and arts at Melbourne Uni,

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 2>and again was lazy because I just found it a

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:27.159
<v Speaker 2>bit boring. So you know, I turned up to the

0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 2>exams and got through, but I wouldn't say it was

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:31.880
<v Speaker 2>a keen study. I put it that way.

0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:35.679
<v Speaker 1>Did you not win the scholarship though to go to university?

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I did, but I mean, but it wasn't through. It

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 2>wasn't through overworking. I was lucky.

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>So when you're lucky, to explain that, what do you

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 1>mean lucky?

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Look? I could read the books at the last minute,

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 2>and I could remember things, you know, I've just got

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 2>a good memory, and I could understand things. But what

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I was more interested in, I was more interested because

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I bet an old boys school the minute I hit

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:04.720
<v Speaker 2>UNI and found girls. And also living at home, I've

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 2>been living in the country and sort of going to

0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:11.000
<v Speaker 2>a school miles away. So when I got to UNI.

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I lived in it a college, and it was like

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 2>the world had opened up. I didn't have to catch

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 2>a tram or a bus to get anywhere. I was there,

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I could sleep in, I met the other sticks. I

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 2>could not believe that life was like this, and so

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I never turned up to any studies. But what I

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 2>did do was I found things I was interested in.

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 2>So I played a lot of sport. I liked basketball

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:39.320
<v Speaker 2>and things like that. And I went in it for

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>the first time ever when they had these things called

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>an Archy Review and a law review that was you know,

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 2>it's like comedy shows things, and generally they were the

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 2>people who went in them were people who were went

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 2>in that faculty. They put a sort of an ad

0:29:55.640 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>in Farrago, which was the university magazine, saying we've got

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 2>this review cup. So I wrote some sketches, went along

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>and read them out, and the bloke in charge said,

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 2>that's good. Now you can You'll be in the review.

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:10.920
<v Speaker 2>And I just thought, I'll write some sketches. So the

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 2>first time I went on stage was in this review

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 2>with a made of mine, Roger Wallace, who was a

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 2>mathematician guy, and we loved it. You know, people were

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 2>laughing and clapping. And then what happened was there was

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 2>a bloke in the audience who had theater restaurants. And

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.560
<v Speaker 2>at that time, in the seventies, that was the big thing.

0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:32.240
<v Speaker 2>There were all these little theater restaurants of where people

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 2>would put on shows, you know, for money, and people

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 2>would come in and get a meal and watch a show.

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 2>And he said, I've got a theater restaurant. Do you

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>want to come in and do a show at Christmas?

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 2>For like, I think it was like six weeks, and

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 2>he was going to pay me and it was of money.

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 2>It was so pathetic but it but for me it

0:30:51.160 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 2>wasn't It was money. So I couldn't believe that we

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 2>go down there do a show. It had only taken hour.

0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 2>They give us a free feet and they'd pay us

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 2>some cash at the end of it. We thought we

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>were on cloud nine. Was this was? This was amazing.

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>We were a show off as a kid, Were you ANX?

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 1>We were an extrovert?

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I was. I think I was. Actually

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I had a sense of humor and I make people laugh.

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I was a really late developer like

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I was as a kid, a really late developer, so

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 2>all the other kids, I was so late developer. It's

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:28.959
<v Speaker 2>actually embarrassing. I hadn't probably chosen not to remember this,

0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 2>but I remember in year eleven, so it's one year

0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 2>off finishing school, we did a production of it was

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Richard the third of Shakespearean play, and in it is

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 2>a character called Lady Anne, who's like, you know, the

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 2>love interest. Remember this now it's coming back to me.

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually having arama remembering that I had to dress

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 2>up as the love interest, like I'm about to go

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>in the final year, and my voice hadn't broken. I

0:31:57.360 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 2>was still like, I think I look quite attractive, to

0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:05.960
<v Speaker 2>be honest, and one of the teachers thought so anyway,

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:10.680
<v Speaker 2>and I remember, yeah, dressing up Lady Anne and doing

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 2>the whole play. And I look back at it now,

0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I really was a late developer. So you

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:18.000
<v Speaker 2>asked me, was I an extra? But I don't think so,

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 2>because but I think I worked out that I could

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 2>be funny and that helped me.

0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Steve Weisard is my guess. There's still so much to come.

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>We'll try and race through the remaining fifty years of

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>his life. Back shortly. Steve Wisada is my guest on Conversations.

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 1>It's a great chatties in Melbourne. We're here in Adelaida

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:42.120
<v Speaker 1>as we're recording this. It's the weekend of gather around.

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a footy team?

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm a big Hawthorn supporter. When my dad trained for

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Hawthorne in the for the you know, the under nineteenes.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 2>He was a good footballer. So from the very early

0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 2>age and my grandpa we talked about my family. We

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 2>lived in a he'd done quite well as his irishman.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 2>My grandpa and he bought this bluestone mansion called the

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Hawthorns and it was right on the river overlooking the

0:33:09.280 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 2>city and it was the original homestead after which the

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 2>suburb of Hawthorne was named. So my dad had grown

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 2>up going to Melbourne High School from Hawthorne and it

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:22.200
<v Speaker 2>had it was a beautiful old It was built in

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 2>the eighteen forties, so it was an early place and

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:28.520
<v Speaker 2>so it was right in the middle of Hawthorne. So

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Hawthorne is always going to be our team. So I

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 2>was lucky enough to see the first premiership in nineteen

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:37.800
<v Speaker 2>sixty one, the second premiership, and in fact every premiership

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 2>has happened during my lifetime and I've seen everyone, so

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.959
<v Speaker 2>you know, I've lucked in and I thought, oh, well,

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:47.440
<v Speaker 2>we're going to go to a drought period now you know,

0:33:47.520 --> 0:33:51.239
<v Speaker 2>after Clark has left and Sam Mitchell's taken over. Well,

0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 2>boy was I wrong. We we're back.

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're really an exciting team at the moment. But

0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 1>you worked in commercial law. It seemed to me had

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 1>a really high power job because you worked overseas, you

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 1>were based overseas.

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>I did. I became a lawyer and a partner in

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 2>a law firm quite young. I was sort of twenty

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:14.320
<v Speaker 2>five or twenty six, and I got a job working overseas.

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I was working on these big deals in Germany and Switzerland,

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.279
<v Speaker 2>and one or two big deals particularly it was to

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:25.799
<v Speaker 2>do with the development I mean, boy you but it

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 2>was to do with the development it's new technology by

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 2>cr the big mining companies. It was then to turn

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 2>iron ore straight into steel. Normally it goes through a

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 2>couple of processes, yeah, pig iron and then you take

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 2>out more of the oxygen and finding it up a steel.

0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 2>But they were working on this really complex, you know

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:51.240
<v Speaker 2>smelting process that adjust all the gases in the furnace

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 2>so that you can come out with basically usable sort

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:57.919
<v Speaker 2>of steel in one process, and it would therefore say

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:01.879
<v Speaker 2>billions and billions treations of around the world. So that's

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:05.360
<v Speaker 2>what we're working on, the technology and transfers, doing deals

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:09.359
<v Speaker 2>with the big German manufacturers and the Swiss manufacturers and

0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 2>the Japanese manufacturers and all of that. And anyhow, I

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:17.320
<v Speaker 2>was in Germany at the time, of Switzerland at the time,

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 2>and I got a call. I'd written a few sketches

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.000
<v Speaker 2>and stuff while I was being on a plane. I'd

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:26.360
<v Speaker 2>always write sketches because I was I loved and sell them,

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:28.799
<v Speaker 2>you know. It's a sort of a separate business while

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I was flying around the world and just to keep

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 2>my brain interested. And so I was in Zurich with

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 2>the guy I was working with, a blow called John

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Carwell on these deals, and I got a call from

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 2>a bloke who was a programmer at Channel seven in Melbourne,

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Gary Fenton. And it was the time when the Comedy

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Company had just taken off on Channel ten and they

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 2>were all my mates who were doing that show and

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 2>it became a huge hid success. And Gary Fenton, who

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:58.800
<v Speaker 2>ran Channel seven, ranged me all the way. He tracked

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 2>me down in Zurich and said, listen, would you be

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 2>interested in you I write and stuff? Would you be

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.240
<v Speaker 2>interested in doing a sketch comedy? I owned Channel seven

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 2>to match the comedy company, and I thought, oh god,

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 2>that sounds interesting. And I went down to dinner at

0:36:13.160 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 2>the most expensive hotel we were staying. That's called the

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Barrow Luck Lake on the Zurich cost a fortune, but

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:22.680
<v Speaker 2>it was courtesy of cra or someone so I had

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 2>was having dinner with John called him a working partner,

0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 2>and I felt like I owed him this huge obligation

0:36:28.600 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>because of all the work we're doing. I said, mate,

0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:34.439
<v Speaker 2>I've been offered this job to do a TV comedy show,

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 2>but it's only eight weeks work and I don't want

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.960
<v Speaker 2>to let you down, but I'm kind of interested. And

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 2>he did this thing and I'll never forget it. There

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>was a glass of water on the table opposite it

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>was a beautiful restaurant, you know, the choker block, and

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:50.319
<v Speaker 2>he did this thing. He put his he put his

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:54.880
<v Speaker 2>finger into the glass of water and took it out,

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 2>and he said, see the hole that that left in

0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 2>the glass of water. He said, that is the hole

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:03.200
<v Speaker 2>that you will leave in the organization if you leave,

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 2>and I thought, geez, that's a bit that's a bit rough.

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 2>And then I worked out what he was saying is

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:11.919
<v Speaker 2>in the most generous way.

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 2>He said, organizations go on, they'll keep going, and they're

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of thankless places. And he said, don't worry about

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>that sort of mechanical stuff. He said, there's always away

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:29.959
<v Speaker 2>with these businesses that keep going. Go and follow your heart.

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 2>And then he was very generous. He said, and if

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't turn out after six months or whatever it is,

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>come back and you can have your old job back.

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.360
<v Speaker 2>But I'll never forgetting putting his finger in the glass

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 2>of water and saying see the hole at that left thought,

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:44.359
<v Speaker 2>oh jeez, that's a bit rich.

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 1>So within ten years you're very us staged. You're the

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 1>most popular man on Australian television, you win logo awards,

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you've nominated for logos, you're compulsory watching. We don't have

0:37:56.880 --> 0:37:59.319
<v Speaker 1>time to cover all of that, but I but I

0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:02.400
<v Speaker 1>want your memor you know, your favorite memories of those times.

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:04.520
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, were you were aware that you made

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 1>people laugh? You were you were aware of your popularity

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:08.879
<v Speaker 1>in those days? Well?

0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:11.959
<v Speaker 2>I was aware that you know when I went on air.

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 2>First we did Fast Forward and literally we got contracted

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 2>to do eight shows. And what I worked out was,

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the idea of fast Forward was really simple.

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 2>It was a week in the life of TV. It

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:26.240
<v Speaker 2>was kind of going through everything that people had seen

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 2>in a funny sort of way. So it was hinch,

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.360
<v Speaker 2>it was yan event, It was the movies that were on,

0:38:31.520 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 2>it was the TV series that were on, and we

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 2>parodied all of those shows. And I came up with

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 2>one device. It was the only decent thought I had,

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 2>which was for all the crappy bits, were just will

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 2>either change channels or we'll fast forward, and that way

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 2>you only have to watch the funny bits or the

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 2>good bits, and that way it's got a pace to it.

0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 2>So that was the idea of the show. It was

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 2>called fast Forward, so, you know, and working with those

0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 2>people you think about it. Jane Turner, Geena Riley, Magnizabanski,

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Peter Moon, you know, then later on Eric Banner, Sean mccarliff,

0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:08.800
<v Speaker 2>they were all in those shows. So they're funny people.

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 2>So like, it was really hard work. We were making

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:14.879
<v Speaker 2>an hour of comedy every week and we basically did

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:17.760
<v Speaker 2>it through Fast Forward and forefront of for ten years.

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 2>But I've got to say for all of the work,

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:24.799
<v Speaker 2>it was really fun. Like we turn up. I mean,

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 2>I remember the time. It's totally politically incorrect now, but

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I remember the time. Because I'd flown so much on planes.

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:37.359
<v Speaker 2>We were short, we were short of sketches. For that week.

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 2>We couldn't think of anything. I was sitting getting made

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:42.400
<v Speaker 2>up with Michael Veach to go and shoot something, and

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 2>we started talking about flight attendants.

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we ended up.

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 2>He started he'd flown a lot, I'd flowed a lot,

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:55.360
<v Speaker 2>and we started being flight attendants. And we thought, Christ,

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 2>we're short of material, let's just go do some flight attendants.

0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 2>So they found some costumes and wax up and put

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 2>little badges on them, and we've got this tiny little

0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 2>seat and we just shot us literally improvising being flight attendants. Well,

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 2>the audience kind of related to it, and everyone related,

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:14.439
<v Speaker 2>and so we ended up doing that for about four years.

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Those flight attendant sketches, they're totally like we would probably

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:21.440
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do those today. But funnily enough, someone said to

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.759
<v Speaker 2>me he couldn't get away with that now because they

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:28.359
<v Speaker 2>were basically gay flight minutes. Funnily enough. All of the

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>flight attendants whenever we blew used to love us. We

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 2>can get photos with people, we get taken. We were

0:40:35.200 --> 0:40:39.040
<v Speaker 2>on the front of the Quatis magazine, the House Quants magazine.

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:44.319
<v Speaker 2>People were taking offense on behalf of them. But you know,

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:47.400
<v Speaker 2>the quotas people loved it. But someone asked us, oh,

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>you couldn't do that today, and I said, well, you

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't want to do that today because it's not a thing.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 2>But if we were going to do that today, those

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:57.759
<v Speaker 2>two flight attendants, if you would do it again, one

0:40:57.760 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 2>of them would now be in charge of the chairman's

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 2>loud and the other would be running Quadas itself, and

0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 2>you'd still you'd still have them. They just would have

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.840
<v Speaker 2>They just would have got new jobs. That's all.

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Out of time, the television career. But then you do

0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 1>all this stuff. You know, we're talking about your social conscience.

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:17.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you were on so many boards or so

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:21.439
<v Speaker 1>many different organizations after that. I mean you started running

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 1>your own production company. But what do you think that

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:28.680
<v Speaker 1>was the most satisfying of those roles that you played

0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:30.319
<v Speaker 1>after after television?

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 2>One of the things I really meant two things, could

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 2>I say two things? Scorn one of them was we

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.800
<v Speaker 2>had a thing in Victoria call Victoria and major events.

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:42.240
<v Speaker 1>We know that, we know that they took the Adelaide.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 2>From pre That's one way of looking at it. Yeah,

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 2>you've got to gather around so it's all equal out.

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:51.400
<v Speaker 2>But one thing I will say is one of the

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 2>challenges they had is we had to get major events

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.399
<v Speaker 2>to Victoria. And the reason is you want to bring

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>income into the states that we all do. So all

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.680
<v Speaker 2>of the whole tells were quite in winter. So the

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.640
<v Speaker 2>idea was a really simple one. What could we do

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 2>to get people to come to Victoria in winter? So

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I had an idea and I called it Melbourne Winter Masterpieces.

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.799
<v Speaker 2>And it was literally to bring to go and get

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 2>because we've got galleries here. So I went and did.

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.720
<v Speaker 2>We went and did deals with all of the great

0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:24.320
<v Speaker 2>museums and galleries around the world to bring all of

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:28.399
<v Speaker 2>their masterpieces one each year to Melbourne and put them

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.279
<v Speaker 2>on so you could get the best, you know, you

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:33.799
<v Speaker 2>could get the best from the museums in London and

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 2>the best from whatever. Won after treasures of this and

0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:39.800
<v Speaker 2>whatever and that packed out and it's still going in Melbourne.

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Win to masterpieces. So I was very proud of that.

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:46.279
<v Speaker 2>And when people come in and see their masterpieces, then

0:42:46.320 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 2>they look at all of the domestic stuff too, and

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:51.080
<v Speaker 2>the permanent displays, and suddenly they were just died in

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 2>art or whatever. So that was one thing. And the

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 2>other great thing that's been satisfying. We set up a

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 2>foundation when you know, in nineteen eighty nine called the

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Vice Foundation, and we set up a house called Viizart

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 2>House and it's for people who are coming to Melbourne

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 2>some you know, it could be at some with an

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:11.880
<v Speaker 2>operation or whatever, and they can stay there for free.

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:15.279
<v Speaker 2>And we've now put up nearly a million people over

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:19.319
<v Speaker 2>the years there and it's really good. There's a full

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 2>time manager's there and people can just come and stay

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 2>there for free. It's right in the heart of town

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 2>and it's close to all the hospitals and some of

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the stories you hear, you know, it's often a breadwinner

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.439
<v Speaker 2>who's just suddenly had a heart attack and they can't

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.720
<v Speaker 2>afford to stay anywhere, and they've come from al Jura

0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 2>or from you know, up in the River area or somewhere.

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.800
<v Speaker 2>They don't know Melbourne at all, but they've got to come.

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of the community there that supports them.

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:48.799
<v Speaker 2>So I'm very really proud of the work. We've done

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:50.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot of other stuff, but that's I'm really proud

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:52.439
<v Speaker 2>of that particularly.

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 1>So much left unsaid, Steve. It's been great chatting. Obviously

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:58.720
<v Speaker 1>there was more, maybe there will be at some stage.

0:43:58.760 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>People need to buy your book Nation Memory myth Gallipoli

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 1>in the Australian Imaginary by Steve Wizard make you think,

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.680
<v Speaker 1>there's no doubt about that. It will make you reach

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:09.840
<v Speaker 1>for the dictionary a few times.

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Also made me reach. I've done a lot of interviews

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:17.239
<v Speaker 2>over the years and this has been one of the

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 2>most pleasurable and most informed interviews I've ever done. So

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:21.200
<v Speaker 2>thank you.

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:22.520
<v Speaker 1>March cut it out.

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what you told me to say.

0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>So thanks so good luck And I'm not sure we

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:34.319
<v Speaker 1>wish Hawthorn all that much like because they don't need it,

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 1>but the crows certainly do well.

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I wish you luck.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Steve, I I guess thanks so much for

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 1>joining us.