Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great. This is Jason Lauren. Men'gel one. Well, good morning, everybody,
Speaker 2: welcome you Monday.
Speaker 3: Good morning. Are we what a magnificent weekend in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: A lot going on?
Speaker 3: The never ending summer. Oh my gosh, it was so.
Speaker 2: Nice up the ninja slusher machine.
Speaker 3: Oh, we thought about it yesterday. It's still in the box,
Speaker 3: still wrapped up in plastic.
Speaker 2: Lauren, it's time to live.
Speaker 3: I know. I think it was the thrill of the chase.
Speaker 3: Now I've got it. I'm like, well, I've sort of
Speaker 3: miss summer.
Speaker 2: Today with a.
Speaker 4: Bunch of friends of ours and the ninja slushing machine
Speaker 4: came up in combo.
Speaker 3: So did you leave the pub and go to your house?
Speaker 5: Absolutely no. He would never have guests at his house.
Speaker 3: Not on a sunny Sunday and a slushy machine.
Speaker 2: Stay here, I could have brought it here.
Speaker 4: We've got a friend of ours, Locky, who's probably the
Speaker 4: oldest of the group, and everyone's asking can't say that,
Speaker 4: well wait, wait to hear what everyone's throwing their suggested him,
Speaker 4: what are we putting the slushy? And then he goes,
Speaker 4: can you put soup in there?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with him?
Speaker 3: You just want to take his teeth out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you blaming all your meals now, Like, so
Speaker 2: what did you put in it? Uh? What I put
Speaker 2: in a backfight? I'll tell you about a little bit
Speaker 2: later on.
Speaker 3: I was story not drinking yesterday and I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe we fired. I was drinking an ice long black
Speaker 3: and I said.
Speaker 5: You can put that in a slushy machine.
Speaker 3: But there's no sugar in check.
Speaker 2: A little spoonful of sugar may be just checking, a
Speaker 2: little spoonful free.
Speaker 3: Make it like a yes see. I was thinking, sorry,
Speaker 3: in their sugar. That's the only way. It's like solidifies
Speaker 3: who knew solidifies it?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: That's why Voondkaka doesn't phrase right.
Speaker 5: No sugars there, Just a little spoon sugar. Just a
Speaker 5: spoon sugar.
Speaker 2: Makes the machine round.
Speaker 5: They should have put that in the market. That's a
Speaker 5: jingle right now.
Speaker 3: They should be jingle riders.
Speaker 2: What happened? No? Do you know what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: It's serious? How good and North helpour sensational.
Speaker 2: There's some surprises in the well.
Speaker 3: Richmond was no surprise. I think it's my suburb has
Speaker 3: hard rubbish today. And there was a lot of Richmond
Speaker 3: merching that and Melbourne to do. You know what I
Speaker 3: do a lot of RAS albums really really.
Speaker 5: Good for North Melbourne supporters because they've done it tough
Speaker 5: for so long.
Speaker 3: Well, they haven't won a game since nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 5: They've just done They've done the hard yards and when
Speaker 5: it finally the wheel turns tapping to Melbourne before, I
Speaker 5: just feel really really happy for them.
Speaker 3: Are you saying that because your brother in law is Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 5: You as well. You know they've just been through one
Speaker 5: is one isn't divide?
Speaker 2: That's always tricky, isn't it. Yeah? How does it work with.
Speaker 3: Dad normally wins?
Speaker 5: Okay, first born I think, especially if it's a boy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: straight on the.
Speaker 3: MCC my brother and sister in law. My brother is
Speaker 3: mad Richmond, My sister in law Mad at Collingwood. It's
Speaker 3: like sacrilege to beric for either opposite team. And they
Speaker 3: had a little girl and Steph when she was pregnant
Speaker 3: said if Collingwood win this Grand Final, this baby will
Speaker 3: barrack for Collingwood.
Speaker 2: That was the year we won was they were so.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately my brother has a little Collingwood supporters speaking, I think.
Speaker 2: He hates that they were on Friday and night.
Speaker 5: The old pies. They're defying age.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we are back defying gravity.
Speaker 4: Take the Ninja slushy machine into the dressing room with
Speaker 4: some soup inut celebrate to do that the Gatorade. Have
Speaker 4: a Gatorade slushy. It's not a bad idea. Actually, you're
Speaker 4: talking about language.
Speaker 3: It's a loads for a dollar. While people a running around.
Speaker 4: The town, we're a lot coming up today. Guys, your
Speaker 4: chance to win your way to gather around. We are
Speaker 4: doing a family trip. We're all going on the plane together.
Speaker 3: We're off to brad Delayed. Now we went last year.
Speaker 3: How much fun was Adelaide that weekend?
Speaker 5: Too much fun? What did you finish up on the
Speaker 5: first day? Well, I didn't actually finish up. I just
Speaker 5: rolled on through, just straight from the venue, straight to
Speaker 5: the radio show.
Speaker 2: Friday Show.
Speaker 5: Weird guests arriving just randomly, didn't we Well.
Speaker 3: Tony Jones just walked into the studio at.
Speaker 5: One point jumped on and he said, you booked us.
Speaker 3: We didn't invite you. What are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Are you lost? I think talk backs upstairs.
Speaker 3: We had lots of guests on that day.
Speaker 4: We also tried the South Australian delicacies. What was that
Speaker 4: meat that you look like in two face?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got bug Fritz, not bum Fritz, bug Fritz.
Speaker 3: Try the bump freeze to try some more bum fritz.
Speaker 4: Not only that? Do a leaper wrapped up a run
Speaker 4: in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: She was so good. I'll tell you about it next.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll get to that plus money to go.
Speaker 4: We're gonna cute show head, let's get into it. This
Speaker 4: is Nova Good morning, and you are on the air
Speaker 4: with Jason Lauren clint here as well Tops of twenty
Speaker 4: two today. As we're do it thanks to our mates
Speaker 4: at Shell already Express. How's the weather looking for the week.
Speaker 3: The weather for this week is actually very very nice.
Speaker 2: We're just holding on to it.
Speaker 3: Twenty three, twenty two, twenty three, twenty seven, twenty five,
Speaker 3: twenty four.
Speaker 4: When's the twenty seven baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Doesn't it happened in Melbourne where the artist falls out of.
Speaker 2: Oh very quickly.
Speaker 3: Like we're just work.
Speaker 2: It's like a little sea on Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: If we could hold on until Easter, I'd be happy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not for away. That's what three weeks.
Speaker 4: Yep, Sunday morning though definitely had a little bite to it.
Speaker 4: That's right, it's coming.
Speaker 3: But it was beautiful and sunny. I don't mind winter sunshine.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, let's talk to her.
Speaker 5: Watch me.
Speaker 2: Did she do this from the Barbie movie?
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously right, she did one of the best
Speaker 3: concerts I have been to. Wow it well, it was
Speaker 3: just I think I forgot how many bangers do I had?
Speaker 3: It was hit after hit after after.
Speaker 2: She's got a lot.
Speaker 3: She bought Choy Savanna. She she's just like, seems like
Speaker 3: a nice person. Her interactions with the crowd, like when
Speaker 3: she was talking to the crowd, she wasn't up on
Speaker 3: the stage. She got down on ground level, walked around
Speaker 3: chatting to fans, doing selfies.
Speaker 5: Really, she's into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the staging was awesome. It was like it felt
Speaker 3: like being in a nightclub show.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: It was the most wholesome crowd. Families.
Speaker 2: Key, she do our favorite? No?
Speaker 3: No, she did not.
Speaker 5: Elton.
Speaker 3: Well, so this is what my theory is, because I
Speaker 3: looked at the seph list and it was in there
Speaker 3: and she said in every city she goes, so she
Speaker 3: wants to sing local songs. So we've seen her do
Speaker 3: Carli Minogue. Last night she had Dean Lewis, Dean Lewis,
Speaker 3: what's the other on guitar joyar she did they see
Speaker 3: DC and when I was there, she did. She had
Speaker 3: choice of Arne who was the special guest. So I
Speaker 3: think if she doesn't have like a local artist or
Speaker 3: performance for that one, then she'll do cold Heart.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Speaker 3: Imagine if Elton came out.
Speaker 5: You know we've got melt Melbourne's Felton John. We could
Speaker 5: have got him out, yes, impersonator.
Speaker 2: Elton could have made the fly. I just know him
Speaker 2: on the news on a balcony that.
Speaker 5: Was that was the pope.
Speaker 3: Do a leaper though, I just you know what I did.
Speaker 3: First thing. I woke up on Sunday morning. I googled
Speaker 3: do a leaper workout plan she has.
Speaker 2: She's also half hour.
Speaker 3: I think she's got the best figure of she's not.
Speaker 5: She's twenty nine, but you saw plenty of the figure.
Speaker 3: But because she walks around the woman, she's got a figure.
Speaker 3: She's not like, she's not overdone, she's not two things.
Speaker 3: She just looks fit. She looks on stage like a corset.
Speaker 3: She didn't wear pants the whole shirt either. She she
Speaker 3: can move, she can sing, she got a voice on
Speaker 3: it hung from the roof. At one point, can you
Speaker 3: stop saying?
Speaker 6: And now?
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, she said, Corset?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Sounds classy?
Speaker 3: You're like, she's the face of Chanel. She was in
Speaker 3: this like Chanelle and Corset.
Speaker 2: I don't think Chanell does if she.
Speaker 5: Get me your best done.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she did come out with Troy Sevann and then
Speaker 3: she said, oh, you and I did Physical together. And
Speaker 3: I was like, let's get physical physical I want to
Speaker 3: get But it wasn't that song. Obviously, it was a
Speaker 3: dual leap as physical. She said, We've been friends for
Speaker 3: years and Troy Sevanne said, hey, last time.
Speaker 2: This one.
Speaker 1: You know you you come on, You're right, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, let's get physical to that song.
Speaker 3: So they did it. He said, hey, by the way,
Speaker 3: last time we performed together, you were supporting me. Oh,
Speaker 3: she was the support act for ten years ago.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: You have to see the photo of the two of them.
Speaker 3: It's really cute from ten years ago. Anyway, she said,
Speaker 3: then you and I recorded Physical and they wouldn't let
Speaker 3: us release it, so it never saw the light of day.
Speaker 3: I've got on a USB here. I want someone to
Speaker 3: leak it. And she went through the crowd.
Speaker 4: I got the audio, take a listen, okay, the audience, I've.
Speaker 3: Got a windows. That's what she said, because there were
Speaker 3: kids that.
Speaker 2: Were like, what's the US So doers held up.
Speaker 3: A us physically holding up the USB with a song
Speaker 3: on it, with a song on it, and she says,
Speaker 3: in here, no one's ever heard it. It's never seen
Speaker 3: light of dates. In here. She went through the crowd
Speaker 3: and people were like, oh, I don't even know what
Speaker 3: the USBs. Some of them were so young, and the
Speaker 3: one girl's like, I've got a windows. Someone said, I've
Speaker 3: got a laptop here anyway, No with a USB, A.
Speaker 2: Slim chance and I might have a un listened to song.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well there's all the reel enthusias that have their big cameras. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this girl had lined up for twenty four hours
Speaker 3: before the concert because she wanted to get to the front.
Speaker 3: She gets to the front. Name was Caitlin. She got
Speaker 3: the USB. So I was waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. She
Speaker 3: released on TikTok on TikTok, but how's Melbourne? We have
Speaker 3: the USB We have the USB.
Speaker 2: We just don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 3: We have the USB. The USB is en route to
Speaker 3: the studio and we will be playing that unreleased Troy
Speaker 3: Sevanpa song shortly.
Speaker 4: We're going to catch up with Kitlyn, the girl who
Speaker 4: who got handed the USB just after seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: Her and her Windows will be joining us after seven.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 2: Did you put your hand up to say hey, I can?
Speaker 3: Get everyone around us? Was like shake and leg it,
Speaker 3: Shake and leg It's actually called.
Speaker 5: I wonder what else is on a USB's was.
Speaker 3: Wondering a couple of did you can? And it was
Speaker 3: people were mad for it.
Speaker 5: Last tax return maybe pick of her and Jay that's
Speaker 5: the radio.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it was a peak, honestly, one of the best
Speaker 3: shows I've been. She's going to Sydney in It was
Speaker 3: a real treat in New York Zealands.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll be joined by Caitlin the USB and
Speaker 4: Windows after seven this morning morning, Melbourne, and welcome to
Speaker 4: you Monday. Hey, coming up after seven o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4: We have we've got our hands on the USB that
Speaker 4: do a Leaper gave out at the concert on the weekend.
Speaker 2: This is the unreleased track laws it is.
Speaker 3: We've got the USB. So she was on stage with
Speaker 3: Troy Sevan on Saturday night. I was there and they said,
Speaker 3: we've got an unreleased song that we did as a
Speaker 3: co lab. Who wants it on a USB to leak it? Well,
Speaker 3: we've got the USB and.
Speaker 4: We've got the girl who grabbed the USB. Kaitlyn's going
Speaker 4: to be joining us also. Seventh, the small listening out
Speaker 4: for this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a practice one. It's a practice one, MELBN.
Speaker 5: Just a reminder when that goes off, either Lauren or
Speaker 5: I will pump the siren.
Speaker 3: I mean it's more like clapp We're supposed to sound
Speaker 3: like the.
Speaker 6: Siren.
Speaker 3: Anyway, if you hear the clown corn, give us a
Speaker 3: call on thirteen twenty four ten and you will could
Speaker 3: be coming together around with us.
Speaker 5: Will have THESEUS horns on their car, you know, like
Speaker 5: get out of my way.
Speaker 3: No, people have them on the clown bikes. Hang on.
Speaker 3: If they call and they get through, do they actually
Speaker 3: win to come with us or are they in the running?
Speaker 3: Know they we're taking lots of people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're taking a heap of people, like a footy
Speaker 4: team on the plane together.
Speaker 2: All on the plane together or the hotel not same room.
Speaker 5: So the next time you hear it not then no,
Speaker 5: give us a bus.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Lauren, I hate this thing irritating.
Speaker 3: Stop pushing it clean.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 5: Jace hates it more.
Speaker 3: We can do it anytime. Clint. So he's telling a story.
Speaker 3: We're bored, you're not interested in him. We'll just go's derail.
Speaker 2: People are ringing, they are horns down.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hornstown. Next time you hear this, no, not that time,
Speaker 3: next time.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, anyway can we move on?
Speaker 5: Time for story?
Speaker 3: You were made to meet our way Expedia. We're made
Speaker 3: to plan where halfway is Expedia made to.
Speaker 1: Travel La Vegas, Howard based.
Speaker 4: I feel like we're a travel agency. At the moment
Speaker 4: we are doing flights left, right and center. And this
Speaker 4: would be the ultimate. Imagine heading off to see Gracie
Speaker 4: Abrams in New Zealand Dean Lewis in la and then
Speaker 4: wrap things up with jelly roll and post aline some
Speaker 4: stuff away. Indeed, Rachel from bon Beach, you are on
Speaker 4: the standby list. Thank you keep your phone handy or
Speaker 4: Ricky lead, Tim and Joel could give you a ring
Speaker 4: and say boom, here's your boarding pass I'm.
Speaker 3: Ready to go.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: Good, you've got your passport up to date.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: I haven't checked my passport for a while.
Speaker 3: Because he needs six months on it to go to
Speaker 3: the States.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 2: Same with the ballet.
Speaker 5: I think, why is that you need a six month
Speaker 5: or six months left?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You have to have at least six
Speaker 3: months left.
Speaker 2: We'll just change the expiry date six months, we can.
Speaker 3: You know what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, why have the window just.
Speaker 3: Well, so it doesn't expire while you're over there, right, and.
Speaker 2: Then you're duck fall in love over there.
Speaker 3: And then you're an alien.
Speaker 5: Yeah America.
Speaker 3: Oh someone said to me the other day, you nervous
Speaker 3: driving your Tesla?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Because not many people who are nervous?
Speaker 3: Actually today, because I plugged it into charge last night,
Speaker 3: I didn't charge. Oh so it's very low.
Speaker 4: You know how I hired Tesla recently when I was
Speaker 4: in Brisbane. I didn't have a great experience.
Speaker 3: Well no you did, You just didn't couldn't work out
Speaker 3: how to charge it because you're a dumb.
Speaker 4: Dumb Yesterday our mate was like, I was looking at
Speaker 4: Tesla's and I went, oh and then he goes, so
Speaker 4: I bought when I get it tomorrow?
Speaker 3: But did he get the new model?
Speaker 4: Wise it's amazing, And he's like, no, no, no, you
Speaker 4: had a tone about you before I said I.
Speaker 3: Bought a classic. Jason's so judgy when something isn't easy
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 5: Also, you love a fad, you do and then you dispose.
Speaker 3: Of the times? Is he written out of an electric bike?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that getting much better?
Speaker 2: The pub on the bar?
Speaker 3: You were going to ride it to work every day?
Speaker 3: He was going to start run club.
Speaker 5: You're not riding an electric bike to work? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I love I took.
Speaker 2: It for who? Yes? Today, thank you, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We're doing it thanks to our mates at Schell already
Speaker 4: Express you got Jason Lawrence Clint here as well. And
Speaker 4: this morning we have opened the confession lines.
Speaker 5: Confess, clean, facious confessions.
Speaker 4: We're talking Bucks and Hens with trepidation. What's what have
Speaker 4: you witnessed on the Bucks or Hens?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What happened twenty fourteen is a number? I love a
Speaker 3: good Hens party?
Speaker 5: What did you do on yours? Where were you taken?
Speaker 3: What happened on yours? Thirteen twenty fourteen?
Speaker 2: I thought you're asking Lauren, have you had the worst? Like,
Speaker 2: what's what's what? Nothing?
Speaker 3: What hens? Parties I went to or yours? Oh no, nothing,
Speaker 3: nothing to write home about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I almost got my willie burn What do you
Speaker 4: mean that happened? They hired this girl dash performer and
Speaker 4: I am awkward in those situations. And she pulled out
Speaker 4: like a bit of flammable liquid and sprayed it over
Speaker 4: that region and then let a match and then tapped
Speaker 4: it to.
Speaker 2: Put it out.
Speaker 3: It wasn't fun.
Speaker 2: Everyone was cheering.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I haven't even had a beer and trying
Speaker 4: to burn off my willie. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: See that's that doesn't sound fun to me.
Speaker 2: No. No. I spoke to Ash Gardener recently. No, no, no, like.
Speaker 5: Executive produced. He's laughing.
Speaker 4: I would love that, wouldn't you. If you're in the crowd,
Speaker 4: you're silly, that's funny. It wasn't funny. Your pants, no,
Speaker 4: like my nice jeans as well, jeans, they were.
Speaker 2: Just singed.
Speaker 3: Fire pants over there.
Speaker 4: I was talking to Ash Gardener in the newsroom. She
Speaker 4: recently got married, and I said, how was the bucks
Speaker 4: and hens? And she said her partner got beat up on.
Speaker 3: His bucks by by a lady bye, lady.
Speaker 2: Pin him and everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they came up with all these marks on him,
Speaker 4: and all the idiots were there laughing. Brodie would have
Speaker 4: be laughing at that too.
Speaker 3: That's so good to see. I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I don't understand either, Lauren. I'm so I'm so responsible.
Speaker 3: You know what the problem is. You've never been. You've
Speaker 3: never been so many times. You're the one planning these
Speaker 3: stupid things.
Speaker 5: Do you believe me? Caroline?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, what happened at your husband's bucks party? Caroline?
Speaker 9: Okay, so he was. They had this thing, whoever passed
Speaker 9: out first got something done, and of course mine was
Speaker 9: the one that got passed out first, because he goes
Speaker 9: hard and doesn't stop. And they covered him in Mercura chrome.
Speaker 2: What's that.
Speaker 9: I saw? And it's that pink stuff that you can't
Speaker 9: get off.
Speaker 3: Like better, Deine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and they covered his whole body and that, and
Speaker 9: then they either I can't remember if they tied him
Speaker 9: to the boomgate at the station, oh the roundabout on
Speaker 9: Dandy Frankston Road.
Speaker 3: What naked covered in?
Speaker 2: Brody'd you like that? You were sure? On that back party?
Speaker 2: That's a classic. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: It also like, surely people now having their Bucks and
Speaker 3: Hens parties like three or four weeks before the wedding
Speaker 3: because it used to be the weekend before and people
Speaker 3: get grooms to get their eyebrows shaved off for the wedding.
Speaker 2: Jess and danded on Good morning. What happened at the
Speaker 2: Hen's party?
Speaker 7: Hi, guys, I was part of a bridal party, and
Speaker 7: we obviously ordered a stuper for the bride and one
Speaker 7: of the bridesmaids to super home and slept with hum
Speaker 7: and I had to sleep on the floor because they
Speaker 7: took my bed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, hooking up with a schiper the adult entertainer.
Speaker 3: I think that's not uncommon, it don't they Yeah, as
Speaker 3: long as it's a bridesmaid, not the bride.
Speaker 2: I know a bride who really had a little rendezvous.
Speaker 3: With the performer, the entertainer in.
Speaker 4: The bathroom of the establishment performing. Was it a a
Speaker 4: sash or was it a no? It wasn't a full sessh.
Speaker 4: I think it was just half a that's kissing him
Speaker 4: to say how much he liked. Yes, let's let's yeah,
Speaker 4: none of thems.
Speaker 5: Okay, alrighty see they say that the chicks like to
Speaker 5: think they're now, wouldn't no, no, and I tee what
Speaker 5: those adult entertainers they do well for themselves, don't they?
Speaker 2: How much would you go?
Speaker 3: I'm very quiet, I'm just listening to you. Just talk
Speaker 3: it out. Go on, keep chatting them up.
Speaker 2: They get for a show like that for a show.
Speaker 3: Clints have been a grooms many times.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, have you booked them before?
Speaker 5: Booked?
Speaker 2: What the restaurants they had? Authenticative to the bars? Do
Speaker 2: you reckon? He's got one of those cards like at
Speaker 2: a coffee shop.
Speaker 3: He's got eight you get for free.
Speaker 2: They come in and they clip it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's a freaking flower.
Speaker 2: Good to see you again, quint, I will never be
Speaker 2: getting married.
Speaker 3: Thirteen and twenty you continue to book the box party?
Speaker 4: Thirteen and twenty fourteen is our number. We are talking
Speaker 4: Bucks and Hens night.
Speaker 3: Alison from Point Cook, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Something happened to your friend on his Bucks party?
Speaker 10: Oh it certainly did. A week out because it was
Speaker 10: quite a few years ago.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 10: He went to the printed industry and they decided it
Speaker 10: would be a really good idea if they put him
Speaker 10: in a bath of prink, printer's ink, printing.
Speaker 3: Ink, printer ink the magenta.
Speaker 10: Color, Yes, magenta. They left him in there. They basically
Speaker 10: pinned him down for a good while and then they
Speaker 10: came out. Well, we obviously came blue.
Speaker 2: And how did he get How does that wash off?
Speaker 10: Well, it kind of doesn't.
Speaker 11: It takes a while.
Speaker 3: It's funny. That's funny. Is it not funny? That seems
Speaker 3: funnier than lighting someone's nether region's on fire?
Speaker 2: Was he a smith for the wedding?
Speaker 10: He was a little he's a tinge of blue.
Speaker 4: Let's steal the waiting on And when it's just a tinge,
Speaker 4: it's almost it just looks sick.
Speaker 3: Ye oh no, at least exactly.
Speaker 4: It's just going seven o'clock. We're going to check your
Speaker 4: latest in years. You run the work and then oh,
Speaker 4: Caitlyn's arrived. This is the girl doing a LIPA gave
Speaker 4: the us B stick too.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're got the us BA stick in the.
Speaker 2: House just there.
Speaker 4: It is, need to work out how to plug it
Speaker 4: into the studio. Well, good morning and welcoming Monday. Oh
Speaker 4: she was a tough afternoon for Melbourne United. It wasn't good,
Speaker 4: was it. I was watching I was hoping they'd come back.
Speaker 3: What happened? There was some controversy about the the player
Speaker 3: of the series. Yeah, and he got booed by Ila.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're bad sports, aren't they.
Speaker 5: But Delhi ended up going to the Illawara player he
Speaker 5: thought deserved Man of the series and he gave me trophy.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he I think he maybe would have done
Speaker 3: that anyway. But I didn't like that they booed him.
Speaker 3: That was pretty bad sportsmanship from the fans.
Speaker 4: Probably for the free cheeseburger. They missed two shots, everyone
Speaker 4: gets the free cheeseburger.
Speaker 5: It's a good promotion that really.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not the most sportsmanship like, but.
Speaker 5: Like what happens so if so, you know, he gave
Speaker 5: the line for a free throw two free foes.
Speaker 3: Ye happens at every game, every game. The first person
Speaker 3: to get to.
Speaker 5: The not the home the home team that they don't
Speaker 5: they're exempt, but the away team.
Speaker 4: If they butcher it and they missed both shots, everyone
Speaker 4: in the stands and watching gets free cheese.
Speaker 3: But well if they miss them, if they get.
Speaker 2: It's like quite bad sports.
Speaker 3: They go to miss both of them and everyone cheers,
Speaker 3: yeah cheese. It's not a celebration of success.
Speaker 2: Well, it is for us because we get free ch It's.
Speaker 5: Like a cauldron like atmosphere. If they miss one, you're like,
Speaker 5: here we go, We're off.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Everyone, everyone in the stadium gets a free cheeseber wow.
Speaker 2: Love. That sucks. If you're the guys.
Speaker 4: Should I know Loss You were doing a lipa on
Speaker 4: the weekend and something special happened.
Speaker 3: I was on Saturday night do a liper. By the way,
Speaker 3: it was one of the best concerts I've seen and
Speaker 3: she called Troy Savanna up on stage. They announced that
Speaker 3: they had an unreleased collab on a USB gave it
Speaker 3: to someone in the crowd. That person was Caitlin Young
Speaker 3: Caitlan from Melbourne. She has arrived in the building with
Speaker 3: the USB. We are going to play that song shorts.
Speaker 4: Good morning, this is number one hundred. You are on
Speaker 4: the air with Jason Lauren Clinton as well. We're doing
Speaker 4: Thanks our mates. It's shell ready Express, let's talk do our.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's no secret the dou a leap of
Speaker 3: Fever has been sweeping Melbourne. She's finished her run of
Speaker 3: shows here in Melbourne. Five show she had Monday, Tuesday, Weddnesday.
Speaker 3: By the way, she Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 5: I think five days. That's sick.
Speaker 3: What does she do?
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I don't know. She did five show, she did a lot.
Speaker 3: I went on Saturday night as well. All sold out.
Speaker 3: I went Saturday night. The crowds were out of control.
Speaker 3: It was so much fun. It was heaving in Melbourne
Speaker 3: as well. Beautiful weather. She's got some bangers, yeah, and
Speaker 3: she does a she does. She said during the show
Speaker 3: she wants to do a local song everywhere she got.
Speaker 3: So she's done some pussy bangers like a CDC call
Speaker 3: him a nod. Saturday night she brought out Troy Savann,
Speaker 3: who I you reckon?
Speaker 2: Shepard'll get a run?
Speaker 5: Hey, Girana, what was that?
Speaker 2: Then that's it?
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're getting it run.
Speaker 2: So anyway, last night TROYE Savann.
Speaker 3: No, Saturday Night she drag out. We knew there was
Speaker 3: a special guest because the other she's just done covers.
Speaker 3: But we knew we'd heard whispers there was a special guest.
Speaker 3: So she bought out Troy Savan. They performed together. Then
Speaker 3: they said, we have an unreleased colab. It's here on
Speaker 3: a USB. It's her song physical we just together, so
Speaker 3: that's the original. But they did it together and they
Speaker 3: were never allowed to release. It hasn't seen the light
Speaker 3: of day. And they said it is here on a USB,
Speaker 3: and they dangled it to the friend like Karen years ago.
Speaker 4: She was the support act for Choice of Art. So
Speaker 4: they recorded it together.
Speaker 5: But then she re recorded it.
Speaker 3: As I think she'd already done it and they've been
Speaker 3: friends for so they released like a remixed colab.
Speaker 2: Let's get to it. She's dangling the USB.
Speaker 3: She walked down on the floor. She's like perusing the crowd,
Speaker 3: looking at going who wants his Everyone wanted the USB.
Speaker 3: The young woman that got the USB's name is Caitlin
Speaker 3: and she's here in the studio with us this morning.
Speaker 3: Have you got the USB? Got the USB?
Speaker 2: Caitlyn? Do you know what the USB is?
Speaker 3: There were some kids around me Caitlyn that were like, mum,
Speaker 3: what's the USB?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't air drop it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you've got talkers through it. What does it
Speaker 3: look like? What do you got there?
Speaker 6: It's one of Doer's key chain from her merch stand
Speaker 6: and it's got a small pink USB on it with
Speaker 6: both Troy and Doers signatures on it the signed both sides.
Speaker 4: What was the moment like, because I imagine you would
Speaker 4: have been screaming for it.
Speaker 3: Everyone around everyone was screaming for it.
Speaker 2: And she's handed it to you. And what did she say?
Speaker 6: She was just asking a you can aleika? I said, yes,
Speaker 6: a leika. I camped for tonight show. I camp for
Speaker 6: a Monday night show as well.
Speaker 3: So how long had you sat out trying to make
Speaker 3: sure you're in the front row.
Speaker 6: For I got there about seven pm the night before
Speaker 6: the night before. Yeh, say show as well, so you
Speaker 6: could get right.
Speaker 3: Down the front for that moment.
Speaker 5: So she's handed you the USB and the key chain.
Speaker 5: What do you do after you? I assume you'd go
Speaker 5: straight home.
Speaker 3: You're going to miss the show.
Speaker 6: I put it in my friends zipped up back so
Speaker 6: I wouldn't look smart, so I wouldn't lose it. And
Speaker 6: then yeah, I went home, listened to it on my
Speaker 6: laptop and then put it on TikTok and it kind
Speaker 6: of went everywhere.
Speaker 3: So you've got the USB right. Well, other people were
Speaker 3: they excited for you with a jealous Yeah.
Speaker 6: I had my whole group of friends around me and
Speaker 6: they're like, I'm so glad it's you, like very are you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Could you believe that she gave it to you?
Speaker 2: Was your phone blowing up?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It kind of still because you were on the big
Speaker 3: screen like you're everywhere all around that state. It was
Speaker 3: like that is the girl with the USB?
Speaker 5: Was there anything else in the USB?
Speaker 6: No, it was just the song.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, can we haven't too much? Should we try and
Speaker 3: shut it.
Speaker 4: In a computer and get those nerd experts that come
Speaker 4: to your nerds? They just called the nerds to you
Speaker 4: geaks for you.
Speaker 3: There speaks to you and there's the nerds.
Speaker 4: They can do some sort of well, I'm just thinking
Speaker 4: maybe it might have been old files that have been
Speaker 4: deleted on th days.
Speaker 2: We get the nerd the nerds, Oh.
Speaker 3: Dear no, I think that's an invasion of privacy.
Speaker 2: We won't get the nerds.
Speaker 3: Let's wack it in though. Can I pop it in
Speaker 3: this computer?
Speaker 5: I'd have been so nervous putting that in a computer,
Speaker 5: like accidentally deleting it that it's God.
Speaker 4: I hope my parents would be like, has it got
Speaker 4: a virus? Don't just plug it into the home computer.
Speaker 3: You got your anti viral?
Speaker 2: Now, how how quick?
Speaker 3: You don't even know how this doing.
Speaker 5: Laurence putting it in her laptop, which she's never opened over.
Speaker 6: There we go, it's in.
Speaker 2: Do you even know your password?
Speaker 3: No? This is not my computer USB drive?
Speaker 4: How quick did you when you got home? Did you
Speaker 4: plug it and listen?
Speaker 6: Did it straight to I coincidentally bought a USB reader
Speaker 6: from my laptop earlier in the day as well.
Speaker 3: It's it was a sign just on that day.
Speaker 5: It's a dual the stars it is. What did you
Speaker 5: think of it?
Speaker 6: So good? So good that both their voices go well together.
Speaker 2: Client check coming through this would be good. Here we go.
Speaker 4: You gotta you've got to go to settings up. Maybe
Speaker 4: get Kate, who's half your age to do it. Okay, right,
Speaker 4: okay here pause.
Speaker 3: Okay, and let's go. I don't know how to pause it,
Speaker 3: White Star. Oh there we go. Now it's opened up
Speaker 3: in a Oh no, it's going again.
Speaker 4: No surppause, just take the USB out.
Speaker 2: You going to reject the.
Speaker 3: US all right? Pause? So all right, we're going to
Speaker 3: connect this to our computer.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it didn't pick you.
Speaker 3: I was like, if you've got a c D, I'll
Speaker 3: play it.
Speaker 5: Imagine if she gave Kate then a hard disk.
Speaker 3: A floppy disc. All right, and we've got your USB
Speaker 3: in the system here and we are going to do
Speaker 3: the first radio play of.
Speaker 2: This we will.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what we're gonna intro it next as well.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, Caitlyn is with us this morning on
Speaker 4: over one hundred. She's the one that received the USB
Speaker 4: from Dual Leaper the unreleased song. We'll get it on
Speaker 4: the air for you next on Nova Morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: That is Lipa's song Physical.
Speaker 4: At the concert on the weekend, Troy Savann popped up
Speaker 4: on stage with Duer and they revealed that they actually
Speaker 4: did a duet of this song Little co Lab, but
Speaker 4: it was never released. They held out the USB stick
Speaker 4: and said who wants it? Who's going to release it?
Speaker 4: And that was Caitlyn who joins us in the studio
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, Caitlyn, you've come in with the USB. So it's
Speaker 3: a pink USB. Is this part of doua Leaper's official
Speaker 3: merch this caring?
Speaker 6: I believe.
Speaker 3: So it's got the Dual Leaper caring at the start.
Speaker 3: And then Troy Savann and dou Alepa have also signed
Speaker 3: the USB.
Speaker 2: What are you going to use it? For now. Are
Speaker 2: you going to keep it on there or just yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely very cool?
Speaker 5: So you were to TikTok with it, right, yeah, TikTok
Speaker 5: and just give yourself a shout out? What's your handle?
Speaker 2: Do you want to do?
Speaker 6: You want to Caitlan underscore camp?
Speaker 3: Well, Caitlyn underscore camera? How many? How many plays it
Speaker 3: got on your TikTok?
Speaker 6: It's just hit three hundred thousand?
Speaker 12: Good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So you had one job and it was to leak
Speaker 3: these songs.
Speaker 2: You've done your job.
Speaker 3: You've done your job.
Speaker 5: She's reached out since, not.
Speaker 6: To me, but she has posted on Twitter and stuff
Speaker 6: saying it's been successful and.
Speaker 3: Oh great, good you deserve next to Hey, do you
Speaker 3: want to do a fan as well? Which is awesome.
Speaker 3: I'm glad it went to someone who loves her so much.
Speaker 4: Would you like to do the honors? Our first radio
Speaker 4: play direct from.
Speaker 3: The USB to our computer?
Speaker 6: This is physical featuring choice of arm playing on No.
Speaker 6: One hundred.
Speaker 4: Well done, well done, well, good morning Melbourne. It is
Speaker 4: just gone nineteen to wait, it's still to come this morning.
Speaker 4: Your chance to win five dollars with the five K
Speaker 4: question and yes you can come with us to gather
Speaker 4: around I know much a fun weekend.
Speaker 3: So if you're not across it, it's where the whole
Speaker 3: of the AFL goes to Adelaide, South Australia for the weekend.
Speaker 3: All the games are played up there. It is heaving
Speaker 3: in South Australia that weekend. We're going. We want to
Speaker 3: take you with us.
Speaker 4: Get in on all the twenty twenty five AFL gather
Speaker 4: around and South Australia have to offer.
Speaker 2: It's a festival of footy.
Speaker 4: And South Australia is ready visit gather around AFL for details.
Speaker 3: Now it's the first day of us giving away these trips,
Speaker 3: right because it's not just one trip, there's a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of trips. You've got to listen out for the horn.
Speaker 3: So it was meant to sound like a siren. What
Speaker 3: is Clinton and I've been giving air horns. But when
Speaker 3: we do it, you have to that we're not allowed.
Speaker 5: To well don't know, he can't tell us what to do.
Speaker 3: Can we do a demonstration for the people who haven't
Speaker 3: heard it?
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to be very clear. This is a demonstration.
Speaker 3: Because it's the first day and don't call now is
Speaker 3: a demonstration.
Speaker 2: The demonstration is now over.
Speaker 3: So the next time you hear that sound, give.
Speaker 5: Us a court, tell me what to do.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 5: The more the more you carry on, the more we're
Speaker 5: enticed to blow the horn.
Speaker 2: Well, horn away, go your hardest.
Speaker 5: Now you're playing mind.
Speaker 3: Games anyway, Melbourne, when you hear that, and we're not
Speaker 3: putting you on the standby list or the wait list. No,
Speaker 3: you will be coming with us.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: So I'm going together.
Speaker 2: Listen every day for the horn.
Speaker 4: Your chance to join us on the family holiday coming
Speaker 4: up next, we need to celebrate a good friend of
Speaker 4: the show and we'll go there in minutes. Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You are on the air with Jason Lauren clint here
Speaker 4: as well. We're going to thanks you o mates and
Speaker 4: shell already express tops of twenty two. We are going
Speaker 4: for a little bit of cloud around today. But you
Speaker 4: know what, there's still a little bit of sunshine left.
Speaker 3: A little bit of sunshine can be nice.
Speaker 2: Week twenty seven to twenty eight. On Friday, I love that. Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: Let's head to China, Oh China for.
Speaker 12: Osco Piastree and it has been the per I think
Speaker 12: we can in terms of bouncing back from the disappointment
Speaker 12: of his home race in Australia.
Speaker 2: Out of the.
Speaker 12: Final corner comes Oscar Pastree. There's the checker flag of
Speaker 12: there's his first win in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5: Oscar Pastree.
Speaker 2: When's the Chinese Grand Prix? What a weapon?
Speaker 4: So what a turnaround? So he secured his first pole
Speaker 4: of his career. Yep, he just start at the front
Speaker 4: of the grid. Had his days in front.
Speaker 3: He would look back so fast?
Speaker 2: Was he in front of the whole way? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And he did say that because the car is so good.
Speaker 3: They said, if he gets fresh air on turn one
Speaker 3: and he gets out in front, he'll be right. But Lando,
Speaker 3: who was second, he's his brakes because they only did
Speaker 3: one stop and a lot of Grand Prize normally do too,
Speaker 3: but they thought they could get through the one in
Speaker 3: His breaks were getting softer and softer, so he ended
Speaker 3: up pulling right back. But Oscar one good on.
Speaker 5: Oscar build, his lead got out to about three and
Speaker 5: a half seconds.
Speaker 2: To a standard pit stop feedback seven or eight.
Speaker 3: It's about three seconds if it's tires, I think seven
Speaker 3: or eight. If they have to replace the wing.
Speaker 2: Then why do they need my car bo piss for
Speaker 2: so long?
Speaker 3: I agree. I couldn't agree.
Speaker 2: More like, what do you mean if there's a courtesy,
Speaker 2: can't I've got to come back this afternoon.
Speaker 3: Seven seconds is all you've got. Honestly, it's impressive, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It really is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but he did. He was on pole for
Speaker 3: the first time. So he's one Grand Prix before Oscar,
Speaker 3: but he was on pole for the first time. How good?
Speaker 3: Good on him.
Speaker 4: We thought we'd do milestone Monday. What did you achieve
Speaker 4: or do or try for the very first time this weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you do anything?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 2: I know, I'm late to the party. I tried chat
Speaker 2: g GPT, gt chat cheap peat.
Speaker 4: You try to go again, start start, start from the top.
Speaker 4: I think he tried what jas? What did you try?
Speaker 4: Chat GPT?
Speaker 5: It's hard to say, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Well a lot of people stay g TP, g.
Speaker 5: Pt T Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 2: What were you doing?
Speaker 5: People ulf the time we'll like.
Speaker 3: But hang on just quickly, because Paul was using it
Speaker 3: for something the other day and I said, how do
Speaker 3: I've never done it either? How do you do it?
Speaker 3: And do you have to download chat GTP as PGPT
Speaker 3: as an app?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes to NAP, I meany.
Speaker 3: You have to pay for it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, what? But there are various forms of chat GPT.
Speaker 3: What what is GPT stand for.
Speaker 5: General Practitioners tool?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: General? What does GPT stand for?
Speaker 2: Our teams?
Speaker 4: You should chat GPT it. I'll let me chat g
Speaker 4: G stand or stand by?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 3: Here we go by the way thirteen twenty fourteen. If
Speaker 3: you've tried something for the first time over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Chat put in GT. How do I tell my mate
Speaker 2: Nathan he's put on weight? He hasn't.
Speaker 4: We're just doing it as a right. So it depends
Speaker 4: on your relationship and how you think you take it.
Speaker 4: Number one lead by example, if you're into fitness, invite
Speaker 4: into the gym.
Speaker 2: That wasn't going to work.
Speaker 3: No, not for you.
Speaker 4: Frame it around health, mention that you're trying to eat
Speaker 4: better and exercise.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? He tells you all that stuff. But then,
Speaker 3: like even how to be gentle with humans, don't just
Speaker 3: ask a questions. You can ask it for advice.
Speaker 4: Then I've asked a follow up question. He won't appreciate
Speaker 4: me tiptoeing around. How do I be more blunt? And
Speaker 4: then it comes back.
Speaker 3: And what did it say rip the band aid.
Speaker 2: Of boy you fat?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, come on, hey guys, thanks for playing chat.
Speaker 5: Generative pre trained Transformer.
Speaker 3: That was my next guest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they've got the right branding.
Speaker 3: Then wow, first time there.
Speaker 2: Now I get my cherry.
Speaker 4: Now I get my people using it to do resumes, and.
Speaker 3: I know, is it going to make us very dumb?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: I would have thought it would have lost the human
Speaker 3: kind of empathy and the human element to it. But
Speaker 3: if you're telling you how to be kind.
Speaker 4: Like if I was like, I want to write a
Speaker 4: birthday card for Lauren. She loves motorbikes, and yeah, no.
Speaker 3: I know that because I went to a wedding where
Speaker 3: everyone had this beautiful poem written to them in weeks
Speaker 3: and nine chat. But what if I wanted to break
Speaker 3: up with someone, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It'll tell you how to do it nicely.
Speaker 5: I've got it, Jase. I asked it to write a
Speaker 5: fortieth birthday card to Lauren because she's forty.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 5: It just says, Lauren, you're forty, You're sorry, I'll start again.
Speaker 5: Are you right, Lauren, You're not forty, you're twenty one
Speaker 5: with nineteen years experience.
Speaker 2: That's a chat GPT job if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 3: I love that. I'll say I'm not forty save it
Speaker 3: for my fortieth.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: So it's an app.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm late to the party, but I'm late.
Speaker 4: It's my Milestone Monday tried on.
Speaker 5: The weekend A's store.
Speaker 3: Here we Go? Is the app called chat GPT?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: What did you try anything last weekend? Lorie?
Speaker 3: Ummm, I actually did not do anything new. I had
Speaker 3: a real comfort zone kind of weekends.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: What did you do for the very first time on
Speaker 4: the weekend in Briturn? I got free stuff to go?
Speaker 4: How about tickets? Oh, this is good. The Old Bee
Speaker 4: Festival's coming. Ah love that Gabs love beer, cocktails, whiskey
Speaker 4: and wine. Don't miss GABS the Great Australian Beer Spectacular
Speaker 4: April fourth to the fifth.
Speaker 2: Tickets at Ticke Tech. We've got tickets to get.
Speaker 5: It's a good one, that one is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gabs, I've never been to Gabs.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what's.
Speaker 4: Going to gas and then bring up for Milestone Monday.
Speaker 4: It is Milestone Monday. What did you do for the
Speaker 4: first time on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Chelsea in Lang Lang, Good morning, Good morning, Chelse.
Speaker 3: What did you do for the first time? For Milestone Monday?
Speaker 3: What are we celebrating?
Speaker 9: Celebrating going through a run club.
Speaker 1: Club?
Speaker 3: What inspired you? Chelsea?
Speaker 7: I've always wanted to go to one and we don't
Speaker 7: have one out in the country normally.
Speaker 2: So is it a bit culty?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, it's great. Did you love it? The sense of
Speaker 3: community is pretty awesome, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 13: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 7: We had a coffee van and everything.
Speaker 5: Hey, Chelse, you single? No, because apparently apparently they're very
Speaker 5: good for people. Really, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: Clinton. I did a round club during the week Chelsea?
Speaker 3: Was it four am? We didn't and we didn't fall
Speaker 3: in love? But we ran?
Speaker 5: We did run, didn't I'm still sore.
Speaker 3: I did the boots yesterday, recovery boots. I ran an
Speaker 3: athlete bro I ran on Wednesday and on Sunday I thought,
Speaker 3: these legs are still.
Speaker 4: So thirteen twenty four to ten Milestone Monday, What did
Speaker 4: you do for the first time? On the weekend of
Speaker 4: US Girl Here at Nover weell a minutes away from
Speaker 4: doing the five k question your chance to win five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars every morning at eight here on Nover You're
Speaker 4: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here and we're
Speaker 4: doing Milestone Monday.
Speaker 2: What have you tried for the very first time? You
Speaker 2: know what LORI did on the weekend? What did you
Speaker 2: do Milestone Monday? She went on a tramp.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I did public transport.
Speaker 2: She went to public.
Speaker 3: Tras city on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: Did you free trams zone?
Speaker 3: Well, I try to get I tried to get a
Speaker 3: cab ab and the taxis situation in Melbourne is just
Speaker 3: a absolute hot mess. Someone needs to sort that out.
Speaker 3: And then I thought, we're in the city, let's get
Speaker 3: a tram.
Speaker 2: I've heard people do this.
Speaker 3: Is it the Art Center? I'm very cultro. I went
Speaker 3: to see Melbourne Syphony Orchestra with Disney on Friday. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I cried. I goosebumps. I cried. Sun loved it. Anyway.
Speaker 3: They went out for a late dinner with a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: We caught the tram gee. It was good and it's real.
Speaker 5: Door to door service to did you press Did you
Speaker 5: pull the string?
Speaker 3: It stops everywhere in the city at night. No, it
Speaker 3: doesn't have a string anymore.
Speaker 5: Button is it?
Speaker 3: But I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't have a since you've been watching, I didn't
Speaker 4: have a seat.
Speaker 3: I stood. I love.
Speaker 2: A few people.
Speaker 5: No head down anyone.
Speaker 3: No, I wanted to talk.
Speaker 2: About in base what did you try? For the very
Speaker 2: first time?
Speaker 13: On the weekend, I played my first game of Scene
Speaker 13: is football?
Speaker 3: Like Sarah, how sore are you today?
Speaker 7: Very sore?
Speaker 13: So it was a stupid idea beween to about my
Speaker 13: football career at thirty five?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 13: I gave it a red hot go so cool. No,
Speaker 13: I lined up for one and then I choked the
Speaker 13: handles it.
Speaker 2: Thirty five yep?
Speaker 3: And how sore are the hammies?
Speaker 2: They're classing that as seniors?
Speaker 13: Well, anything over eighteen? Well, when I registered next to
Speaker 13: my name, it will normally have like the age group,
Speaker 13: and mine actually says Masters because Senians is cut off
Speaker 13: at like nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Masters is your Yeah? How the Hammings?
Speaker 13: No, the Hammies are good. I think when I tackle
Speaker 13: someone that lands on my left side, so my hip
Speaker 13: and my knee and are making me walk like a
Speaker 13: peak legs.
Speaker 3: But that's okay, that's some real Masters gear. When you've
Speaker 3: got to sew hip and.
Speaker 2: Saw you reckon Sarah Fro'm playing forty or Lauren standing
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 3: Tram Stiletto's mouney.
Speaker 5: So Laurence after after her tram ordeal, she's going to
Speaker 5: go the recovery boots today.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I needed the recovery boots. The tram
Speaker 3: and the Stiletto's without a seat on a combo, dangerous Comba.
Speaker 2: Can you bring in the recovery boots? Oh? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't just hire a set.
Speaker 3: You probably can.
Speaker 5: You can buy them. They're they're quite spinny. They're good,
Speaker 5: They're good.
Speaker 3: Look there I am. I took a photo senter to Clint,
Speaker 3: being like, I'm back in my recovery.
Speaker 5: She's back.
Speaker 2: You look like Christian Petraka after the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went on a tram in Steletto. The legs
Speaker 3: were s, the calves, the baby cows were.
Speaker 5: Good morning of Vet, Hello milestone, Monday, welcome. What do
Speaker 5: you do?
Speaker 10: I climbed scaffolding at the front of the house, and
Speaker 10: then when I was up there, I standed the space here,
Speaker 10: I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 8: And then I filled.
Speaker 3: All the.
Speaker 9: Look at Scott Camp and I was a little bit
Speaker 9: all morning.
Speaker 3: I see when you use muscles you didn't even know existed.
Speaker 3: When you try something.
Speaker 4: You don't great great achievement.
Speaker 2: Fixing something around the house.
Speaker 3: You didn't think you know how to do, Julie, a
Speaker 3: ladder would have been safer.
Speaker 2: Lisa, what do you do for the very first time
Speaker 2: on the weekend?
Speaker 8: Hey guys, first time call a longtime listener. Love you show.
Speaker 2: Well, technically this is your milestone moment.
Speaker 5: Firstratulations?
Speaker 8: First time was I changed this hire all by myself?
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 3: Rounded a clause for that? That's hard work. Did you
Speaker 3: use for Jack the whole thing?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 8: I did. The only reason why you usually can't do
Speaker 8: it is because I'm just too short and physically not
Speaker 8: tall enough. But I did it, and I am covered
Speaker 8: in bruises.
Speaker 2: Yeah the gun.
Speaker 3: Were you in your driveway or were you on the
Speaker 3: side of the road. Where'd you get a flat?
Speaker 8: I noticed it at home and I mentioned it to
Speaker 8: him and he's like, oh no, it looks okay down
Speaker 8: the drive way and he's like, yeah, no, that's flat.
Speaker 8: So I drove it back into the shed where it
Speaker 8: was at least, you know, solid ground. Yeah, managed to
Speaker 8: do it.
Speaker 3: This well done. I'm impressed you got a flat?
Speaker 2: Would you just torch your car, do an insurance jip.
Speaker 5: I called dad straightaway. Seriously, Now I do.
Speaker 3: Call you to call your dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but John's like John's no spring chicken. You'd stand
Speaker 4: there where he gets down on the mate.
Speaker 5: You asked if he could put up sense of lights
Speaker 5: for you the other day.
Speaker 3: I had to call him. I call John Away on
Speaker 3: Friday and do you know what sort of light globe?
Speaker 3: This is where I get it from?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My goodness, up in my roof.
Speaker 5: Oh you'd be fine. Yeah, he doesn't at my pouse.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, John stand Away is very handy.
Speaker 2: It's expensive.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, just sort of like I used.
Speaker 3: Give him the bottle of line. Yeah right, okay, make
Speaker 3: sure he doesn't have it until after he's been in
Speaker 3: the roof race.
Speaker 2: What's the first thing you tried on the weekends? What
Speaker 2: do you got?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 9: I was a godparent for the first time on the weekend,
Speaker 9: which was so exciting for me.
Speaker 3: She's become a god parent.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 7: What's very exciting?
Speaker 5: What she got?
Speaker 3: A baby's name? Crazily Well, congratulations. It's a big honor
Speaker 3: being a godparent.
Speaker 4: Don't to go to a Christian yesterday we weren't chosen
Speaker 4: as the god parents.
Speaker 5: Well that's because it's year baptized.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they threw water over me.
Speaker 3: Younger, you said yesterday, guys, i've got a golfline. I'm
Speaker 3: going to church, don't ask. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's he's confessing his sins again.
Speaker 2: I don't think you'll be in on Monday.
Speaker 3: There's not enough time.
Speaker 5: I've been asked to be a godparent, and I've got
Speaker 5: to be paired with somebody who has been baptized. Because
Speaker 5: I haven't been baptised.
Speaker 3: I don't think then you're not really you know, you.
Speaker 5: Can mix them up. You get as long as you've
Speaker 5: got a baptized one, can we throw it at the
Speaker 5: water over you?
Speaker 3: I'm a godparent to two beautiful god daughters.
Speaker 2: Now you guys getting the title, and no one's trusted me.
Speaker 5: But really, if God could take that water back, he would.
Speaker 4: Here we go every day, just after o'clock. We'll give
Speaker 4: you a chance to win five thousand dollars. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Anne Marie. Good morning, good.
Speaker 9: Morning, good good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you going good?
Speaker 3: How are you? And I empathize with you this morning
Speaker 3: because I too, am a Richmond Tigers supporter.
Speaker 10: I know anyway, early days, let's stay optimistic.
Speaker 2: What was last year? Really? Early days?
Speaker 3: Last year was a real well in the in the
Speaker 3: week round one or round zero, noting through zero, round one.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever we're up to anyway, we will
Speaker 3: be back Anne Marie. But right now, let's try and
Speaker 3: cheer you up from that terrible Richmond performance and win
Speaker 3: you some cash. I've got three questions here for you.
Speaker 3: There's a fifty dollars question, a five hundred dollars question,
Speaker 3: and a five thousand dollars question. What would you like
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Speaker 13: And I would like to play four of the five thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, five thousand dollars. Rules are simple.
Speaker 4: You will hear a question, You will have three seconds
Speaker 4: do answer. Only got three seconds You must answer in
Speaker 4: that time.
Speaker 2: Now, okay. My biggest advice if.
Speaker 3: You don't know, yes, throw something out.
Speaker 2: There because I guessed and I now that.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, we'll just say what comes to mind exactly.
Speaker 2: Here we go for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 11: Who won the twenty twenty NBA Championship three two one?
Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't guess? What would you have guessed?
Speaker 13: I would have guessed?
Speaker 10: The likeers.
Speaker 2: Like itsers.
Speaker 3: Marie, you just had to guess within the three seconds
Speaker 3: delt woman that.
Speaker 13: Any any consolation prizes.
Speaker 5: Any consolation prizes something.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I'm joking.
Speaker 5: I'm joking you.
Speaker 3: What are you in because you deserve a consolation prize
Speaker 3: for that? Because you I mean, you got it right,
Speaker 3: you just.
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Speaker 2: Oh? My wife did the dirty on the weekend?
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Speaker 4: Jay z Alicia Keys empus stat of mine here on
Speaker 4: number one hundred. Are you are on the air with
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren. We're doing a thanks to our mates. It's
Speaker 4: shell already Express guys.
Speaker 2: That's it. We are getting out of here for the day.
Speaker 2: We are what do you got on.
Speaker 3: I am what am I doing today?
Speaker 5: Recovery boots.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm doing some exercise.
Speaker 2: You stand up on the tram?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes, I was trams surfing.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, that's when you hold onto the back
Speaker 5: and you know.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't doing it. I was just wearing stilettos
Speaker 3: on a tram, not on a seat. Yeah, it felt
Speaker 3: like I was surfing.
Speaker 2: You'll be on a current.
Speaker 3: Inside the tram. On the weekend, I just you know,
Speaker 3: getting back into the week. Mondays, Mondays, I find hard.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you yeah.
Speaker 3: Mondays are just like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're out yesterday and it was like five
Speaker 4: o'clock on a Sunday and I'm like, okay, anxieties tipping in.
Speaker 2: We need to get home, we need to prepare for.
Speaker 5: The say today, all of a sudden, yeah, I was
Speaker 5: dead and then.
Speaker 2: I was back.
Speaker 3: We did a little Sunday a roaster friend's house at
Speaker 3: four thirty. This civil time, lamb solid what days they
Speaker 3: want to grand prix?
Speaker 2: I don't like. People are going We're doing a big glorifiedst.
Speaker 5: Chicken chicken a ups now bringing back a Sunday roast. Well, yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: the one I was at last night for dinner. The
Speaker 5: Grand Hotel in Richmond doing those weird that one it's
Speaker 5: on Burnley Street, fantastic establishment.
Speaker 2: It's the weird little things they do that are very UK.
Speaker 5: The Yorkshire putting York. I don't find them. She put it,
Speaker 5: mop up all your gravy in it? Dessert plate? What
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 3: Puff pastry?
Speaker 5: Sort of like do you remember? Do you remembers from
Speaker 5: the eighteen eighties?
Speaker 3: Eight very specific?
Speaker 5: Remember it's like that.
Speaker 2: It's none of us.
Speaker 3: I'm going to google how do you spell? I love
Speaker 3: live googling what's baddy spell?
Speaker 2: Just google York.
Speaker 5: She putting the look they look a lot of.
Speaker 3: Event isole event was three words the O L A
Speaker 3: U V.
Speaker 5: E from the eighteen eighties.
Speaker 3: That looks like a pie.
Speaker 6: It looks what it looks like.
Speaker 5: It's a little you know what it looks like. It's
Speaker 5: an enclosure for your food.
Speaker 3: It looks like the Donovan's Chicken Pop pie.
Speaker 6: Chicken.
Speaker 3: My friend went to Donovan' yesterday and posted a photo
Speaker 3: of the Chicken Pop pie and the Chicken pop where
Speaker 3: we must go? I need one?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: It's when the weather gets cooler.
Speaker 2: The Chicken pop it's not but.
Speaker 3: If you go and ask for a chicken pop pie, say, Jas,
Speaker 3: Lauren and Clint say, you don't know.
Speaker 2: What you last time was there? The head waiter came up.
Speaker 2: He goes, we're going to the chicken pie.
Speaker 3: Chicken pop pie.
Speaker 5: I didn't have disappointed.
Speaker 3: Before we talking about the chicken pop pie? What were
Speaker 3: we talking about?
Speaker 6: What York.
Speaker 5: Never seen one?
Speaker 3: What looks like pastry just full of gravy? Is that it?
Speaker 3: But there's no pudding in the pudding.
Speaker 5: It's just the winter's a shell.
Speaker 3: Pastry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get your gravy in there, put your peas in it.
Speaker 3: You put it in the maker pudding.
Speaker 5: Why do whatever? You want to choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2: He would pull it apart and be soaking up.
Speaker 3: You have one last night?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. Why we talk with the chicken?
Speaker 6: I don't know. Thank you for me?
Speaker 2: And I don't really know how we get to half
Speaker 2: the topics on this ship.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to the chicken pop heart.
Speaker 5: Anyway. So what are you doing today? Jason Donovan's are.
Speaker 3: You should we go? We need a colder day, perfect
Speaker 3: in a place.
Speaker 5: It's winter thick gray.
Speaker 4: They should, you know what they should do it, but
Speaker 4: they only serve it if the temp gets low enough outside.
Speaker 3: No, don dom's know what they're doing. They've been running
Speaker 3: that establishment for a long time.
Speaker 5: You know, pancake parlor.
Speaker 4: If it gets too hot and it reaches a certain degree,
Speaker 4: then you get your pancakes.
Speaker 2: Check.
Speaker 3: How on earth do you know that? Are you telling
Speaker 3: me that the pancake parlor has a temperature rule one
Speaker 3: hundred percent and if it's too cold you also get
Speaker 3: him cheaper the temperatures below eleven degrees. We're not leaving
Speaker 3: until we get this exactly right. Google it, job made
Speaker 3: to google it.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous. One of my marketing pan or it's working
Speaker 5: life cake anyway, Melchi scene.
Speaker 3: Is no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Back from today and she's so she's only.
Speaker 3: For another five minutes, like it's the bottom this pancake
Speaker 3: parlor temperature rule.
Speaker 5: Here we go, okay.
Speaker 3: According to AI, the pancake parlor in Port Philip on
Speaker 3: March twenty four, twenty five has a summer parlor promotion.
Speaker 3: We're fifty percent of the summer menu is available when
Speaker 3: the temperature reaches twenty five.
Speaker 5: So it's free. He said it's free.
Speaker 2: I said some sort of discount.
Speaker 3: Hang on, yeh, summer parlor items.
Speaker 5: It's is ridiculous. I've got to go I want to
Speaker 5: go home.
Speaker 3: Can we get it's your story new winter parlor process?
Speaker 5: So how much is a Shelly Depp?
Speaker 2: Can we go home?
Speaker 3: I don't know what year this was, but it said
Speaker 3: ten degrees or below five dollars flip an amazing ten
Speaker 3: point one to fifteen degrees ten dollars Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm late for the six pm news.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
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