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Speaker 2: I've been morning to you and welcome to your half
Speaker 2: day Wednesday. We're going to get to some breaking news
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Speaker 3: Can't wait for it, and you believe what that's going
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Speaker 4: Explosion climbing off the walls.
Speaker 2: Also this morning, Tazzy have unveiled their brand.
Speaker 4: New mascot and I can't wait to tell you about it.
Speaker 3: Excite for the little appllile.
Speaker 2: Yes yeah, there are so many things about this mascot
Speaker 2: that we need to drill down on, so we will
Speaker 2: do just that.
Speaker 3: While we are in design for breaking news. He said,
Speaker 3: you've got some big stuff. What's happening.
Speaker 2: South Australian Police have just put out a release.
Speaker 4: Would you like me to do this in my news.
Speaker 5: Voice, in my very make it real basic.
Speaker 4: Ready for this?
Speaker 2: It is accompanied by a cow on the side of
Speaker 2: the road with a buckets bucket on It's an al
Speaker 2: ready okay. At four twenty am, police were called to
Speaker 2: the Old Princess Highway, Indoorsley after reports of a cow
Speaker 2: acting suspiciously. The cow was spotted moving along the road
Speaker 2: in disguise with a bucket over its head to conceal
Speaker 2: its identity. After a high stakes pursuit, patrols managed to
Speaker 2: wrangle the bucket off the cow's head. The cow was
Speaker 2: cautient for wearing an article of disguise and safely returned
Speaker 2: to its paddock without further incident. Looks like the cow
Speaker 2: was trying to milk the situation for.
Speaker 4: All it was worth.
Speaker 3: Save. Very clever off to you.
Speaker 2: Some of the comments in the comments section utterly disgraceful behavior.
Speaker 2: Am glad you were able to control the situation.
Speaker 4: And it's a milkstree how it got there?
Speaker 3: That's good. I love a little punny situation very now.
Speaker 4: And then Save goes bang and I've done at.
Speaker 3: I've cracked the cigar, put the bottle of champagne out.
Speaker 3: We did it, guys.
Speaker 2: You should see the police media this morning. They are
Speaker 2: popping bottles left.
Speaker 3: Runs, so they should as well. Good stuff. A great
Speaker 3: way to kick off your Wednesday. You mentioned as well
Speaker 3: Jade's we need to really knuckle down and take a
Speaker 3: deep dive into the new mascot for the Tazzy team. Yes, please,
Speaker 3: because it's setting the standard for mascots.
Speaker 6: Is it.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it next on over.
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Speaker 1: What you need to know, what you need to know
Speaker 1: With Jody.
Speaker 2: And had let me preface this segment by saying, I'm
Speaker 2: going to be so appointed if you haven't got some
Speaker 2: sort of Tasmania Devil sound effect.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say that right here, right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, go on, we could have workshop this. I'm just
Speaker 3: not sure what sounded Tazzy Devil makes. It's really aggressive
Speaker 3: sort of hissing sound.
Speaker 4: They grow, Yeah, yeah, it's super aggressive animals. Anyway, I'll
Speaker 4: give you.
Speaker 3: From Tazzy Do you like did you just to man
Speaker 3: handle Tazzy devils all the time? He used to sleep
Speaker 3: with them, bloody married mate.
Speaker 2: Tasmania has revealed the name and look of its mascot
Speaker 2: on the first anniversary of the announcement of the new
Speaker 2: club's name and colors.
Speaker 4: So let me describe this thing to you.
Speaker 2: And it was they basically did an in credent collaboration
Speaker 2: with the Terrapin Puppet Theater.
Speaker 4: So his name is Roman, okay, right?
Speaker 3: Why Roman? What is Roman?
Speaker 4: Rubbin's particularly tazzy words.
Speaker 2: So like my grandparents used to call me a little
Speaker 2: Roman and pat me on my head. Okay, So it
Speaker 2: means like someone slightly little, well, not a rumpy, someone
Speaker 2: slightly older eccentric.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's a little Rouman and that's purely a
Speaker 3: tassy thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So Ruman has been made out of its fairies made
Speaker 2: from recycled school uniforms because they wanted the kids of
Speaker 2: Tazzy feel like they were a part of it, which
Speaker 2: is pretty cute. The thing that's unique to Rumman he's
Speaker 2: got kneepads on because there's a famous oval in Queenstown
Speaker 2: in Tasmania where it's just gravel.
Speaker 4: They play footy on gravel. Really, we've read them tough
Speaker 4: down there, which is weird.
Speaker 3: Do you know the best thing about this? We are
Speaker 3: learning a lot about Tasmania.
Speaker 2: I also visited Queen's Town on my year five jump
Speaker 2: rope for Heart Tour of Tasmania.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's a little side note. I was a very
Speaker 4: good skin.
Speaker 3: That's a little side flex. Okay.
Speaker 2: The thing about the Roman launch yesterday which struck me
Speaker 2: is what they did is they wanted Rummen to be tough,
Speaker 2: so they fed Rumman a football, So rumman ate the football.
Speaker 4: Roman shout out the football.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course you did, because we assume that's
Speaker 3: what all good Kazzi devils do.
Speaker 2: So then he basically turned out and turned around, so
Speaker 2: the football wenting hole and then it came out disheveled
Speaker 2: out of its butt.
Speaker 3: Right. Okay, what a beautiful omen for the future Dasmanian
Speaker 3: football tape.
Speaker 4: It's amazing though, that amazing.
Speaker 2: It's got an odd looking mascot, to be honest, and
Speaker 2: the brief was just don't scare the children.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if she fulfilled that brief, because.
Speaker 3: That's all it did was scare the children.
Speaker 4: It's a tasty devil shooting in front of them. Of course.
Speaker 1: That's The following segment is the mature audiences only and
Speaker 1: may contain content graphic language and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 1: see it's easily offended. Well, you're about to find out
Speaker 1: just how easily.
Speaker 3: Your father's money. If you're just tuning in for the
Speaker 3: first time, Welcome, what it's time join us. This is
Speaker 3: the time morning where just a little bit more blue,
Speaker 3: bit more risky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, straight up out of our system before seven o'clock
Speaker 4: when we have to behave like adults. Yes, not very often.
Speaker 2: That came a guy Josh comes into the opposite and says,
Speaker 2: I've got a naughty at six forty for you.
Speaker 3: When when this guy speaks in this space, yeah, everyone
Speaker 3: just shuts up and listens.
Speaker 4: Spake that down.
Speaker 7: Shh okay cha, Yeah, I've got some real gross for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, So Monday night, right, as you guys know, I
Speaker 5: go to wrestling training. It's very lame, Yes, very very
Speaker 5: strange lame.
Speaker 4: You're semi professional, part time Monday night wrestle like cool?
Speaker 7: Such an uplifting team. Yeah, So I just finished to
Speaker 7: work out.
Speaker 5: We're about to get into the training itself, and I've
Speaker 5: got this weird smell wafting through.
Speaker 7: So I'm checking my pits.
Speaker 6: Is it me?
Speaker 3: Oh god? Not again.
Speaker 7: I sprayed on some deoda and can still smell it.
Speaker 4: Tested his breath, which never works. By the way, how
Speaker 4: do you know?
Speaker 5: Check the bottom of my shoes, what is this smell?
Speaker 5: And confirmed, Okay, it's not me.
Speaker 4: Okay, good.
Speaker 5: Then we got in the ring and our first warm
Speaker 5: up was to do three forward rolls in the ring.
Speaker 5: The guy ahead of me gets into his little forward
Speaker 5: role position and I see on the back of his
Speaker 5: pants seeping through.
Speaker 7: Is a big brown stain.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, classic classic wrestler.
Speaker 2: By the way, I had a dollar every time someone
Speaker 2: pood himself at my wrestling training.
Speaker 3: Rich so rich coffees every morning on Joe's.
Speaker 4: And so did you say something?
Speaker 7: What do you say? The guys in his mid thirties,
Speaker 7: he's been there for longer than I have.
Speaker 2: It's my place to say protocol where you can't really
Speaker 2: approach some of the scene members of Yeah.
Speaker 3: A hierarchy, like a wrestling hierarchy, there absolutely is, And
Speaker 3: myself as a rookie.
Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to speak out against a pro okay,
Speaker 5: so I just kind of let him train for three hours.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: But I have to say the worst part was he
Speaker 5: put one of the other trainees, this quite petite girl,
Speaker 5: in a head scissors with his legs.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So her face was like right there next to the stain,
Speaker 5: and the second she got out of the move, she
Speaker 5: got out of the ring straight into the bathroom arms.
Speaker 8: Ugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe's that's a classic mud move to their call
Speaker 3: and the wrestling fraternity.
Speaker 2: So I just love, I love that there's this protocol
Speaker 2: where you can't approach him to senior member of the group.
Speaker 2: However you can allow him to wrap his poohing legs
Speaker 2: an ass around some poor girl who has then proceeded
Speaker 2: to go to the toilets and voment. That's okay, She's
Speaker 2: the weird, weird.
Speaker 3: World, the rest it's a weird will so much so
Speaker 3: the hierarchy of the resting world that Josh has actually
Speaker 3: crapped his pants right now, poo stains all over it.
Speaker 3: A couple of US astronauts about to get back to
Speaker 3: Earth after longer than expected stint in space.
Speaker 2: Sonny Williams and Butch Wilmore are scheduled to be just
Speaker 2: hours away from a long awaited return to Earth after
Speaker 2: an incredible nine months in space. So initially they went
Speaker 2: in June, but they were like eight days guys tops.
Speaker 3: Max, guys max, eight days max.
Speaker 2: And then nearly ten months later they are making their
Speaker 2: long awaited return. The thing that sticks with me about
Speaker 2: this is her hair. For the entire time that they've
Speaker 2: crossed to them in space, it's been like on an end.
Speaker 2: So I guess the first thing she'd want to do
Speaker 2: was get her roots touched up when.
Speaker 3: She gets back to Earth, roots thro out of control.
Speaker 4: And then maybe just run a gh D through that
Speaker 4: bad boy.
Speaker 3: Absolutely speaking of as well, we'd segue. But do you
Speaker 3: think that they fell in love?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know that it is makes me gives me think
Speaker 2: about that. You know that expression, I would not sleep
Speaker 2: with you if you were the last person on Earth.
Speaker 4: Well, what about in space?
Speaker 3: If you're the last person in space?
Speaker 9: How do you do it in space?
Speaker 3: Great question?
Speaker 4: When you cover up the cameras, for a start.
Speaker 9: You couldn't get that suit on and off easy.
Speaker 3: And when you're floating around as well, it's hard. To
Speaker 3: get sort of you know, the gravity points. I don't
Speaker 3: want to get bogged down in details.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean getting that right on Earth is difficult
Speaker 4: for you, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, when if you had in Spain.
Speaker 2: So extraordinary things, But you were right about the muscle
Speaker 2: atrophy because they've been floating around for so long. They've
Speaker 2: been doing exercise and things in space, but it'll take
Speaker 2: six weeks worth of rehabilitation to get them back reacclimatized
Speaker 2: to being back on Earth. The other thing is space food.
Speaker 2: Can't imagine it'd be that good. Playing food's awful.
Speaker 3: Do you remember? Do you remember space sticks when you're
Speaker 3: a kid? No, the confectionery space sticks. Oh no, it
Speaker 3: was awful. But their whole marketing campaign was this is
Speaker 3: what they eat in space. You know, it's not even
Speaker 3: nice by I meaning because that's what the astronauts eat.
Speaker 4: Jeezu fell for some marketing stuff.
Speaker 5: My god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's do this.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, When did you get stranded somewhere? We'd
Speaker 2: love to hear from you.
Speaker 3: We got a nice early called Philip, Good morning to you, mate, fellow.
Speaker 6: I got stranded in the pantry of our house.
Speaker 3: Happens there, it happens.
Speaker 6: Here's the funny part reason why. At the time we
Speaker 6: had a dog, a little multi shit through cross called Lucy,
Speaker 6: was my mum's dog, technically the family dog. But she
Speaker 6: knew that if you were going into pantry, she would
Speaker 6: get a tree. So I didn't want to begging. I
Speaker 6: tried to sneak into the pantry.
Speaker 4: Ah, got cha, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: And so as I'm in the pantry looking for my food,
Speaker 6: I can hear the little click clack of this rat
Speaker 6: running towards the pantry door on the aisle. She jumps
Speaker 6: up and pushes the pantry door shut on me. And
Speaker 6: there is no handle on the inside of that pantry door.
Speaker 6: Thankfully though, because I was a teenager at the time,
Speaker 6: I had my phone with me at all time, so
Speaker 6: I was able to call my mum, can you please
Speaker 6: come and let me out? The dodsters trap me.
Speaker 4: Was the total time Philip, that you were stuck in
Speaker 4: the pantry, Oh.
Speaker 6: It wouldn't have been ten minutes.
Speaker 3: But in that time, because you think that you're trapped,
Speaker 3: you think, well, this is my life now, yeah, and
Speaker 3: these are my supplies and I don't have much time land.
Speaker 4: Like a little doomsday exercise, isn't it? Well?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Philip Heye. Would you like an
Speaker 2: invite for you in three months to go to the
Speaker 2: Red Room?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, let's do it. Feel very nice. We'll see on
Speaker 3: Friday night three snakes, Thurturday and twenty four ten, and
Speaker 3: we won't be stranded, but there'll be fifteen hundred of us.
Speaker 3: Where were you stranded? Off the back of these astronauts
Speaker 3: who are finally returning to Worth after what nine almost
Speaker 3: ten months in space? It was supposed to be eight days?
Speaker 4: That's crazy?
Speaker 3: Take more cause next Thurday and twenty four ten, give
Speaker 3: us the bars. Where were you stranded?
Speaker 4: Check missus Adelaide's favorite way.
Speaker 6: To awaken.
Speaker 3: Seven thirty This morning, we're going to randomly call someone.
Speaker 3: If they answer with I wake up with Jody and
Speaker 3: Hazy USC called them five hundred bucks. If you want
Speaker 3: it to be you bridge the details rather than overclafft
Speaker 3: Joe's thirteen twenty four ten. We're taking calls when and
Speaker 3: where have you been stranded?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The US astronaut Sunny Williams and Butch Wilmore just since
Speaker 2: space they were like eight days tops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, week and a half, guys, is fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have been in space for ten months now.
Speaker 3: Okay did we say days we met?
Speaker 2: Months?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they're about to touch down back on Earth. So
Speaker 2: it just begs the question where did you get stranded?
Speaker 4: Hazy?
Speaker 2: Just quickly a bit more on that physical stuff. Apparently
Speaker 2: it's going to take them a week before they can walk.
Speaker 7: Again, so that's what aweso as well.
Speaker 3: They're not going to get off the space Shuttle and
Speaker 3: like run to their families. No, absolutely not, sort of
Speaker 3: almost snap in half.
Speaker 2: And also they'll have to be sort of confiss well,
Speaker 2: you know, quarantined at the space station on Earth for
Speaker 2: a little while before they can be reintegrated because you
Speaker 2: can't drive a car for about you know, three four weeks.
Speaker 3: Yes, and space aliens and things like that that are
Speaker 3: running through their systems. Yeah, all of that we've all
Speaker 3: seen alien.
Speaker 2: So we're taking you call. Was this morning, thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: Where did you get stranded? Let's get in Nicoll from
Speaker 2: mortha Val Good morning, Nicole, where'd you get stranded?
Speaker 10: Good morning? I got stranded in Kuala Lum for a week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what happened.
Speaker 10: So I was traveling to Europe solo in my twenties,
Speaker 10: and we landed in al and a stopover, and and
Speaker 10: ash Cloud went off in Iceland and we were the
Speaker 10: first flight to land and they said, you know, this
Speaker 10: is the developing situation. You're the first flight to come in.
Speaker 10: You can't travel on any further. Here's accommodation for twenty
Speaker 10: four hours. Yeah, and we got back to the airport
Speaker 10: after twenty four hours and they're like, you're on your own.
Speaker 10: We don't know how long you'll be stranded for, and
Speaker 10: you know, go find your own accommodation basically, And yeah,
Speaker 10: I was there for a week.
Speaker 3: Oh so Nicole, first of all, could you like, we're
Speaker 3: in a position where you could you're saved to afford accommodation.
Speaker 10: Well, I had travel insurance, but I actually met up
Speaker 10: with other travelers also going through Amsterdam, where I was
Speaker 10: my final destination was because I've got family in the Netherlands,
Speaker 10: and yeah, i just shacked up with them in a
Speaker 10: hotel and had to stretch a bed in one of
Speaker 10: the couple's hotel rooms. And and yeah, luckily we all
Speaker 10: when one of us got news of anything, we would
Speaker 10: all share it with each other. But yeah, we were
Speaker 10: basically stranded in the city of kl Because you know,
Speaker 10: you need immunizations to travel in Malaysia. We had no
Speaker 10: idea we were going to be stranded, so we had
Speaker 10: none of those immunizations, so we couldn't really go anywhere
Speaker 10: or do anything. And I just sometime I'll get hold
Speaker 10: of my family to say, look, don't come pick me
Speaker 10: up at the airport because I'm stranded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nicole, jeez, well, I just sort of feel like
Speaker 3: a situation like that, you make the most of it,
Speaker 3: Dot you m M. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Extra week's foca.
Speaker 4: Can make the most of it? How they?
Speaker 3: You know, said the sights everything that Quie.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Nicole. Where did you get stranded? Sarah?
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, beautiful people.
Speaker 4: How are we good? Thank you? This sounds horrific.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 8: I'm still traumatized. Yes, So, our family was traveling in
Speaker 8: Europe in twenty eighteen, and part of that euro trip
Speaker 8: was in London. So at the time our children were
Speaker 8: my son was six and my daughter had literally just
Speaker 8: turned thirteen while.
Speaker 1: We're over there.
Speaker 8: Yes, so I thought that it would be a lovely
Speaker 8: occasion to take the children into London on the tube
Speaker 8: and have a bit of a sight here around London.
Speaker 8: So I have been to England before, so I was
Speaker 8: very very aware of when you get on the tube,
Speaker 8: you get on and you get on quick. Yes, those
Speaker 8: doors slam shut and they are relentless yep. So I
Speaker 8: had primed my children about this. So I was holding
Speaker 8: my son's hands in one hand and my daughter's in
Speaker 8: the other, and I shoved him on the front of
Speaker 8: the t and I've gone to get in, and then
Speaker 8: as my daughter is proceeding to walk in, the doors shut.
Speaker 8: Rather than jumping on, she has jumped backwards back onto
Speaker 8: the platform. The doors slam shut and the tube has
Speaker 8: taken off. So I am streaming going the train shot
Speaker 8: the train, and everyone's just sitting there ignoring me. And
Speaker 8: I'm like waving out the window, trying to like stay
Speaker 8: stay there, stay there, like I'll come back. I'm beside myself,
Speaker 8: going I don't even know if this train is expressed,
Speaker 8: I don't know where the next stop is. I don't
Speaker 8: know how I can get back to my daughter. So
Speaker 8: what felt like an eternity later, we got off at
Speaker 8: the next stop to then go, okay, well, that's great
Speaker 8: that I'm at this platform, But does the train that's
Speaker 8: going back the other way is that an express? Does
Speaker 8: that stop at the next stop to get me back?
Speaker 8: So I just winged it and I got on the
Speaker 8: next train that was going the other way back. I
Speaker 8: get back to that same platform and my daughter was
Speaker 8: not there. I came off the train. Then see this
Speaker 8: little head poke around the corner.
Speaker 4: Because it was so busy, she went and.
Speaker 8: Stepped around the corner so I couldn't see her. She's
Speaker 8: walked out. I first see if she's given me big
Speaker 8: hug and sort of like was very befied herself too.
Speaker 10: Ye.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my daughter got stranded on a platform in London.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I should possibly could go wrong in
Speaker 2: the subway in London. Was a thirteen year old by yourself, sir.
Speaker 8: Have you ever no mobile phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the other thing. Have you ever felt a
Speaker 3: feeling like that before? Because I'd imagine there's nothing that
Speaker 3: could be It would be the most disgusting feeling, apparently.
Speaker 8: And no, And you know, I still reflect on it
Speaker 8: every now and again. Now that goes exactly like you said,
Speaker 8: You're like all of the things that could have gone wrong.
Speaker 8: I'm like, oh my god, like she didn't have safe
Speaker 8: she didn't have a phone, because it's like, yes, she
Speaker 8: had a mobile phone, but didn't have a steam so
Speaker 8: she couldn't bring me. I didn't know like where she
Speaker 8: was and I'm just swinging it going see God, please
Speaker 8: let her still be there, say and you.
Speaker 4: Know, I'm surprised. I'm surprised no one helped you though, Sarah.
Speaker 8: That's a thing like, oh, I just couldn't believe it
Speaker 8: because it's just like you know, over there, it's like
Speaker 8: stress and then it's the door shut and it's just
Speaker 8: the norm and everyone's just sitting there reading their book
Speaker 8: and no emergency stop button and I'm just like, hello, people, kid,
Speaker 8: what happened.
Speaker 1: On the platform?
Speaker 8: And even like you know the window for the driver,
Speaker 8: I'm like here in Australia, you know, they look out
Speaker 8: on the platform and to see what's going on.
Speaker 6: I'm just like, are you blind?
Speaker 4: Awful? Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, Joe, you did something which I thought was really
Speaker 3: really interesting.
Speaker 4: Was it enlightening for you?
Speaker 3: It was very enlightening. You ran your little Mum Pawn segment.
Speaker 3: Now for those you're tuning for the first time. Can you,
Speaker 3: in a small definition, tell us exactly what mumporn is?
Speaker 2: So are those little things that happened to us as
Speaker 2: mothers that make us unusually aroused in weird ways just
Speaker 2: because we're so excited that these.
Speaker 4: Small things have happened to us. Yeah, okay, for example,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: One of the examples I used is last Friday night,
Speaker 2: I went to a function at Adelaide Oval and then
Speaker 2: I went straight upstairs and took me four minutes to
Speaker 2: get to the function to my room because I stayed
Speaker 2: in the hotel.
Speaker 1: Mum.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, you're like that.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: Actually, really, I really do so much so that I said,
Speaker 3: can I.
Speaker 2: Have a do it?
Speaker 3: Can I do a dad porn segment?
Speaker 4: Of course you can?
Speaker 3: And look if you've got one please of course thurday
Speaker 3: and twenty four to ten or textas so for double
Speaker 3: nine one nine nine on nine. We've got me think
Speaker 3: Joe's I have some good ones for all the fellas
Speaker 3: out there, those dads, and you know who I'm talking to.
Speaker 3: You're in that sport where maybe you appreciate those little
Speaker 3: things just ever so slightly more. You're not young anymore,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: But that's okay. Kids are in bed on time, Friday night,
Speaker 3: fruity baby, freshly cut lawn. Get on my loan. When
Speaker 3: you go to your kid's birthday party and they tell
Speaker 3: you it's a drop and run. Get home from work
Speaker 3: and Carra has cooked a delicious chicken curry. Wife and
Speaker 3: kids are away naked couch time. What's this? A random
Speaker 3: American sports Netflix STOCKO. I didn't know about Dadpool. That's
Speaker 3: the one for me as well. Oh my gosh, there
Speaker 3: was an Olympics documentary about the basketball that I just
Speaker 3: stumbled acron the other day on Netflix, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I was like, whoa, Yes, I will watch
Speaker 3: that documentary about Luka.
Speaker 4: Doncic while snaked on the couch.
Speaker 3: Yes, once again, it's the.
Speaker 4: Small things, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Tasmania FC, the much anticipated new football club in the AFL,
Speaker 2: has revealed the name and look of its mascot on
Speaker 2: the first anniversary of the announcement of the new club's
Speaker 2: name and color. His name is Ruman, and he is
Speaker 2: indeed a Tasmanian devil.
Speaker 3: Anyway, second, Rumman, can you take us through the origins
Speaker 3: of that? There's got to be some sort of significance.
Speaker 3: It's a very quirky name.
Speaker 2: A bit of a hope about thing. So my grandparents
Speaker 2: used to call me a little rumman and rouffle me
Speaker 2: on the head when I was a kid. It's like
Speaker 2: a little like a little devil, like someone a little
Speaker 2: bit eccentric and cheeky.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's exclusively a Tasmaniy thing, just like the
Speaker 3: NBL side the jack jumpers. A lot of people still
Speaker 3: trying to work out what a jack jumper island there
Speaker 3: you go, produce, we go.
Speaker 4: So he's made from recycled materials, which is so very.
Speaker 2: Oh we're very close to the new, to the pristine
Speaker 2: and Tarctica, and we like to keep things clean of
Speaker 2: climate change, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4: That's very Tasmanium.
Speaker 2: Recycled old school clothes, and weirdly enough, his face is
Speaker 2: made of an old leather jacket classic.
Speaker 3: Which is strange because you don't see much sundown in Tasmania.
Speaker 2: No exactly. So look, the brief was to not make
Speaker 2: him terrifying. I think we've got mixed results. It was
Speaker 2: made in conjunction with a puppeteers organization. So my first
Speaker 2: thought was, well, a little bit scary. But what's interesting
Speaker 2: about old Rumman is they will wield m out last
Speaker 2: night and then he would eat a football, so we
Speaker 2: ate a sharon and then he would turn around and
Speaker 2: poop it out.
Speaker 3: Every single time. It's like I'm just going to go
Speaker 3: and kick with ruman.
Speaker 2: A footing once again. And he's also got kneepads. Do
Speaker 2: you want to know why hear what's going on?
Speaker 3: There is some sort of skateboarder.
Speaker 4: No, that's a nodge too.
Speaker 2: There's a famous football over oval in Queensland which is
Speaker 2: like northwestern Tasmania, and it's.
Speaker 4: A gravel oval, completely gravel.
Speaker 2: There's no grass on it because it's a mining town
Speaker 2: and they couldn't grow grass, so therefore they just play
Speaker 2: on gravel.
Speaker 3: Hang on, but they're still good. Do you know they
Speaker 3: still play football there?
Speaker 4: They do that safe. No, it's not.
Speaker 2: I've seen pictures this morning of some of the players
Speaker 2: with blood is pouring from their kneecaps.
Speaker 3: A tasty devil. Tasty Devils is supposed to be terrifying,
Speaker 3: by the way. Yeah, you guys know what sounded tasty
Speaker 3: devil makes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 3: No, I think that's generous. I think that's actually a
Speaker 3: lovely version of a tazzy devil. Have you heard them?
Speaker 3: Listen to this? If you could be a design to
Speaker 3: be ferocious, if you.
Speaker 2: Could just get me the sound of a tazzy devil
Speaker 2: pooping out a Sharon, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: The same time. We work on that behind the scenes
Speaker 3: now every now and nan Jared's and there's a bit
Speaker 3: of a I'd call it a social media war between
Speaker 3: every single department. It's not just professional sports. Sometimes it's
Speaker 3: our services. Give Staypy a goal and go rather and
Speaker 3: if they want to give you a nice little nugget
Speaker 3: piece of goal, then good on them.
Speaker 2: South Australa Police have released a statement this morning, a
Speaker 2: media release, and I would like to deliver it to
Speaker 2: you in my best news voice if you don't mind.
Speaker 3: Oh this is where you shine, so your news voice.
Speaker 3: By the way, we've spoken about this for I don't
Speaker 3: know what people change the tone of their voice when
Speaker 3: they're speaking on the news, but it's much more basy
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: It's what you have to do when you walk into
Speaker 2: a recording booth. Sorry, cause something comes over my body
Speaker 2: and I can't help it. So this is the saphold
Speaker 2: breaking news that accompanied a photo of a cow with
Speaker 2: a bucket on its head on the side of the highway.
Speaker 3: Here we go ready.
Speaker 2: At four twenty am, police were called to the Old
Speaker 2: Princess Highway, Indoorsley after reports of a cow acting suspiciously.
Speaker 2: The cow was spotted moving along the road in disguise
Speaker 2: with a bucket over its head to conceal its identity.
Speaker 2: After a high stakes pursuit, patrols managed to wrangle the
Speaker 2: bucket off the cow's head. The cow was cautient for
Speaker 2: wearing an article of disguise and safely returned to its
Speaker 2: paddock without further incident.
Speaker 4: Looks like this cow was trying to milk the situation
Speaker 4: for all it was worth.
Speaker 2: Congratulations over nearly a thousand comments on this, which is hilarious,
Speaker 2: but some of them that piqued my interests utterly disgraceful behavior.
Speaker 3: Very good.
Speaker 2: I'm glad the officers were strong enough to escort the
Speaker 2: cow home. It's a milkstrey how it got there and
Speaker 2: if it was a bull it would have been charged
Speaker 2: and well played South Australia on the comments.
Speaker 3: We'll take that. What a nice little team effort yesterday, Jodes,
Speaker 3: you just I mean you shocked us. You shocked us.
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell us again the breaking news
Speaker 3: that you delivered on No. Over nine or n Okay?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go. I said it before and
Speaker 4: I'll say it again. Don't be a smart ass.
Speaker 2: What I said was there are no eggs on the shelves,
Speaker 2: not only in my supermarket, but also in my fruit
Speaker 2: and vegetba.
Speaker 3: So so, first of all, you're gotta be careful when
Speaker 3: you deliver news like this because for our small little minds,
Speaker 3: if we're not ready for it, we could swear lucky
Speaker 3: still be here.
Speaker 2: To be honest, and whilst I am very aware the
Speaker 2: egg shortage has been underway for quite some time now,
Speaker 2: I just feel.
Speaker 4: Like it's escalated.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so much so that I had to say
Speaker 2: to my favorite fruit and veg places at the avenues, hey,
Speaker 2: could you save me some eggs when they're delivered tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Which he did.
Speaker 2: He put some aside, and I got two cartons. I
Speaker 2: got two cartons, I tell you, because those things are
Speaker 2: like liquid gold at the moment.
Speaker 9: Yeah right, okay, produce them only here. Yesterday I went
Speaker 9: to Foodland Jodes. There was three shells full of eggs.
Speaker 3: I know, well, you must have got lucky they're producing.
Speaker 4: Obviously you live in a very chicken rich suburb, so.
Speaker 3: Chickens run free out there.
Speaker 4: At the beach all the time. Yep, okay, So I
Speaker 4: don't know your point being one, do you know what?
Speaker 3: Let's start with this because our heads are just overblown
Speaker 3: at the moment. First of all, there's an egg shortage,
Speaker 3: lady gentlemen, let's get your head around that. And if
Speaker 3: you don't mind as well, what do you got producing?
Speaker 9: Well, I don't know if you know, trody, but dazzle
Speaker 9: land it's closing.
Speaker 3: No, you're kidding, right, this is what we're doing. Say,
Speaker 3: oh jeez, we don't want to blow your mind.
Speaker 4: This is what we're doing.
Speaker 3: No, I think we asked this. Let's go to newsreader, Josh.
Speaker 5: What have you got guys. Sebastian has just won Australian idol.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's fantastic news. That's awesome. That's really nice. I'm
Speaker 3: pumped about that. That was fun. This is a bit
Speaker 3: more serious. This is getting hurt. A woman's been arrested
Speaker 3: with a boogie board full of a substance in barley
Speaker 3: but leaves me in marijuana. My very goodness, where did
Speaker 3: this come from?
Speaker 4: Outrageous?
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Now to your sport, some really concerning news
Speaker 3: about the Grand Prix. It's been shifted to Melbourne. Okay,
Speaker 3: can you believe you had? I don't think so. Final
Speaker 3: bit of sports.
Speaker 4: News is you don't have to play the nover thing
Speaker 4: every single time you do it?
Speaker 3: All right, this is good news. This is good news.
Speaker 3: This just came through.
Speaker 7: The winner is Cindy.
Speaker 3: Sydney's going to host the two thousand Olympics. Can you
Speaker 3: believe it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little depleted because I don't have my
Speaker 2: amigas at the moment.
Speaker 5: You need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what's in the news today to
Speaker 3: know this.
Speaker 4: Is just what you need to know.
Speaker 9: What you need to know with Jody and Asy.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know, I'm a little bit obsessed with
Speaker 2: White Lotus season three at the moment.
Speaker 4: They drop an episode every single Monday. Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still trying to get my head around theme song.
Speaker 3: That's what's going on here. I'm late to the party.
Speaker 3: But that is literally someone gone with their hand over
Speaker 3: their mouth. Is that what's happening.
Speaker 4: It's some of the show. It's just a bit quirky,
Speaker 4: a bit different out there.
Speaker 2: Basically, if you've never watched White Lotus before the premises,
Speaker 2: they take a different location each and every time, get
Speaker 2: a whole heap of couples, families and throw them in
Speaker 2: on a holiday adventure. So I sat down and watched
Speaker 2: it last night, and things got loose, like real loose.
Speaker 2: Like I was watching with my mother Colleen, and she
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, this is all a bit debaucherous, isn't
Speaker 2: It is an interesting word. Yes, Colleen, feel free to
Speaker 2: leave the room so I don't feel uncomfortable. Any who,
Speaker 2: I didn't think too much of it because they all
Speaker 2: went along to one of those.
Speaker 4: What are they called the white not white parties?
Speaker 9: One of those where you switch partners.
Speaker 2: No, they happen, this is a wholesome chat. They happen
Speaker 2: specifically in Thailand. Anyway, it'll come to me in a moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Very different.
Speaker 2: And so they have one of those, and then four
Speaker 2: people all ended back in a private room. So two
Speaker 2: of them were brothers, and I didn't honestly didn't think
Speaker 2: too much of it because they had a bit spoiler
Speaker 2: a bit of.
Speaker 3: A passion I go down this part.
Speaker 4: So now I've clicked online this morning and this is
Speaker 4: the headline.
Speaker 2: The White Lotus has left you as shocked after an
Speaker 2: incestuous scene featuring Patrick Swartz Snegger, son of Arnold, and
Speaker 2: his on screen brother were aired. So it's an interesting
Speaker 2: theme that has been explored in other shows, hasn't it?
Speaker 3: Because I think I just reckon. We're getting to the
Speaker 3: stage where we're so desensitized as a world that it's like, well,
Speaker 3: what's the next thing that can shop?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happened in Game of Throws. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones. We aproundly there's a lot of sort
Speaker 3: of that sort of gear in that. And also for
Speaker 3: everyone and most people watch the Menendez brothers stopping on
Speaker 3: a tree.
Speaker 7: Yes, it was chock a block for it.
Speaker 4: The shower scene, it's actually a full moon celebration. There
Speaker 4: we go, ah, yeah, what sort of moon? I don't
Speaker 4: know anyway, So that was weirdly enough for it.
Speaker 2: The incest stuff wasn't the most shocking thing to me
Speaker 2: last night because there was a scene in it where
Speaker 2: the dad, who is having a few problems, was dipping
Speaker 2: into his wife's prescription medicine cabinet and anyway, so he's
Speaker 2: a bit off his chops, and he was sitting in
Speaker 2: one of those robes in a like hotel room robes
Speaker 2: which we all know don't cover too much. But he's
Speaker 2: sitting there just talking to his family. Next minute, leans
Speaker 2: back on his chair, he fully exposes all he's junk,
Speaker 2: and so all the kids are like, ah. So I
Speaker 2: found seeing dad's junk was a bit more confronting than
Speaker 2: the two brothers having a past.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, I'm glad that you said that because insert
Speaker 3: tazzy jokes, all those types of things. I don't want
Speaker 3: to go down that bath.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think we're above it, all right, nothing to
Speaker 4: see here?
Speaker 3: Wait are you above it? There you go. Thank you
Speaker 3: for the latest on White Lotus.