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Speaker 1: Sits and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well we have two magnificent people. I tell you what

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Speaker 2: the fragrance and here is me. Thank you, thank it's

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Speaker 2: not Carl and Sarah.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the studio for the first time in Sydney.

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Speaker 3: I know, I love that I'm finally here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you made it, guys, so long.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we look at it.

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Speaker 4: We have a list of celebrities and like Q Scores,

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Speaker 4: which you'd be familiar with, which is like a ranking

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Speaker 4: within the industry. We've been watching you for about three

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Speaker 4: or four years and you've slowly made your way up. Great,

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Speaker 4: you hit the top ten and we said get her in.

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Speaker 4: So congratulations, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got here pretty quickly after say right cah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and look I have done this with a few

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Speaker 1: other women. Wrap up of the.

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Speaker 3: Week, how many, how many others?

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Speaker 6: And I think that this is going to be your

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Speaker 6: biggest challenge. Fellas, She's impressive, she's wild, imposing. Can I

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Speaker 6: as also smart?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? And Collingwood support?

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Speaker 7: Yes? Was that something he's I've been rubbing it in. Sarah,

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Speaker 7: by the way, is a very good drinker. She's from Victoria.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just loves getting on.

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Speaker 3: The I like to put him away the VB, the

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Speaker 3: Melbourne bidd Cult draft lady.

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Speaker 2: Great, So I'm west End Draft, which is highly flammable

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Speaker 4: Sarah, what surprised you about the job? Like when you

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Speaker 4: first got in there, did you.

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Speaker 5: Think it would be a little bit more professional than

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Speaker 5: it is?

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Speaker 1: Hey, what do you know?

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Speaker 2: What I want you to do? And I want you

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Speaker 2: to think about this and Min will do this. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to cue up a story here. But we started

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Speaker 2: a segment a couple of years ago. Carlos, you got

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Speaker 2: involved with this as well. Richard Wilkins stories that nobody

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Speaker 2: knows about. So I want you You've known Dicky for

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Speaker 2: a while now.

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Speaker 1: We had a segought Urban Dix. This was the opener

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Speaker 1: for its wis what do you know?

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Speaker 2: But this is one of the greatest stories on a

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Speaker 2: red carpet. We've got to speak to Toddy Gold said, Toddy,

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Speaker 2: just give us one story on Richard Wilkins. We love

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Speaker 2: the means so much and there's so many stories going around.

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Speaker 1: What have you got for us? And this is what

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Speaker 1: she had to say. He took me out on it.

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Speaker 3: We went to Bali and we drank cocktails nude and

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Speaker 4: And had the big here the camarded with just a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we went sling one the week Sundays.

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Speaker 1: He's good fund again.

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Speaker 4: Always didn't have a rudder, so every every now and

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Speaker 4: then Dicky had to free steer the boat.

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Speaker 1: Said those big hands. Have you been around to his

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Speaker 1: house yet? Apparently some of the parties have been amazing.

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Speaker 6: It's not allowed anymore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's that. I don't know if you're joking.

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Speaker 1: There are too many tales because.

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Speaker 5: You can't tell Richard Wilkins to police. It's still it is.

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Speaker 4: Last time we were there, Carlos Barry Humphries was there,

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Speaker 5: A special moment.

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Speaker 1: But Dickie was out.

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Speaker 6: He had a wrong on and was setting beautifully west

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Speaker 1: And I said, Dickie, whoa, and he goes it.

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Speaker 6: Needs son to come.

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Speaker 5: It's separate to him like a listen man just perched

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Speaker 2: Carlos, we haven't spoken to you since the Noos of Lunches.

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Speaker 2: We haven't heard anything from you. I mean, you haven't

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Speaker 2: now on the fits so tempting. That isn't just it's

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Speaker 1: Like it's just that it's just a big.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now it looks like you guys have written quite

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Speaker 2: a bit here. I'm really nervous. We do our research.

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Speaker 2: You are the guests. You get to choose. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to rap first or do you want us to

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Speaker 2: rap first? I think we definitely go first. I experienced

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Speaker 1: High point for you guys.

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Speaker 2: All right, so they're going first. We are actually rapping

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Speaker 2: to Coil Ray, aren't we. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's got a bit of Grand Master Flash in there

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Speaker 1: as well. Tell me about times are getting nervous and

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Speaker 1: stuff to stutter. Alright, he's off from playing.

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Speaker 2: We have got the magnificent Carl Stepanovig and Siabo here

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Speaker 2: on the Today Show. You can catch them every morning,

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Speaker 2: but they are here for wrap up of the.

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Speaker 4: I love it when you were a battle on Friday.

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Speaker 1: You don't know how much Dad weather ways later on

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Speaker 1: a Buffy.

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Speaker 2: Well, Carlos hasn't really proved himself too much yet, but

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Speaker 2: he wants to go first.

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Speaker 1: We're coming home. Is that correct?

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Speaker 5: We're bringing it home?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So all right, you're going first, Carlos? Are you starting?

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Speaker 1: Or a Sarah start?

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Speaker 3: Carl takes the red?

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Speaker 5: Come on? What's that?

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Speaker 1: A sorry dizzy?

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Speaker 6: I thought you died because you were doing radio on

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Speaker 6: the Dinosaurs. Real life, you're like Pinocchio, well Sata. Every

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Speaker 6: time you tell a dad joke, your legs get tall.

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Speaker 5: Good supper. Why he's so bloody tall?

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Speaker 1: But you look good? Your rigg gets my sick.

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Speaker 3: You've had enough ofd and picked to sink a shape.

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Speaker 3: It's not just the way you've lost around your timmy.

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Speaker 3: Even your jokes are fifty percent less fun.

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Speaker 5: You can wrap. She's on fire.

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Speaker 6: Your hair meads are working, that is true. Your back

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Speaker 6: is so thick A ptstil tried to sell you.

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Speaker 5: Look at everyone.

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Speaker 6: It's the whipper bed you're good at. It's applying.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure whipper causes you some pain. And then I

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Speaker 3: remember Fitzy's only got half of bread he's left the

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Speaker 3: other half in the Big brother House, along with a

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Speaker 6: Whipper thinks he should have been gladiator.

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Speaker 5: Gladiator.

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Speaker 1: I'm more like that what I mentioned your hairy.

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Speaker 6: There's no doubt because your mum got carver burn when

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Speaker 6: she pushed you.

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Speaker 1: From me or from her, from from here from me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was really attacks and smoked it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, that was that was better than I thought it

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Speaker 4: would and smoked she really? Now pass it around the

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Speaker 4: gladiator theat are you going first?

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Speaker 5: You want me to go first?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: You can do this, ye, Sarah, I know how you

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Speaker 4: got the gig on the Telly. Your agent called you

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Speaker 4: on your selly but you were listening to riddle time

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Speaker 4: and playing along. Your poor agent heard you wrong. He asked,

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Speaker 4: what's the TV show you'd like to present? I said

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Speaker 4: what happens every day? But never again. You knew what

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Speaker 4: that riddle had to be today.

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Speaker 1: Had two verses to get that. Yeah, I haven't finished.

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Speaker 4: So while you crushed the riddle, you couldn't take back

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Speaker 4: Your agent her today and signed the contract.

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Speaker 5: Now you're stuck on a show.

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Speaker 4: That couldn't be Looser, But the most professional scene was

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Speaker 4: when carl.

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Speaker 5: Was in Nooser.

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Speaker 4: Carlos, don't think you're getting off Scott free. This is

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Speaker 4: no family dinner where you get ignored like Pete. So

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Speaker 4: next time you're with pup and if you're ever in doubt,

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Speaker 4: a new drinking rules should just be six an hour.

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Speaker 4: Reference involving Noosa, Alphohol and Michael.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to go, but mine is man.

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Speaker 2: I'm rhyming with Medusa, which is you've got I say silly,

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Speaker 2: but a lot say bravo. You really want to step

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Speaker 2: up to the mic. Sarah Arbo Carla is known as

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Speaker 2: the lyrical valet. He smashed more wraps than Whipper at

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Speaker 2: a cafe.

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Speaker 1: This team slick.

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Speaker 2: It sounds crisp, fresher than Liz Smiley's list, seduces more

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Speaker 2: than the god Medusa, and a packs more punch than

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Speaker 2: a lunch Innosa.

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Speaker 5: You know this game.

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Speaker 1: You've been around the block. In form emotion, laugh shock.

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Speaker 2: One piece of advice as a broadcast to just make

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Speaker 2: sure your ratings don't drop below snack Masters.

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Speaker 5: Attacking.

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Speaker 1: I want to work out what show was struggling on

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Speaker 1: nine and Tom said snack Master.

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Speaker 5: None of them.

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Speaker 4: Tom, Tom, I can't believe they're bringing back another series

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Speaker 4: that stinks.

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Speaker 1: It's my favorite shape.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Shaursday, the Snappy Die, I like that.

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Speaker 5: Is it Thursday? Is it?

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Speaker 2: Tom?

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Speaker 1: You've got to come up to the mic and make

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Speaker 1: your decision. Tom, huge decision by my old news. It

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Speaker 1: goes to today.

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Speaker 5: I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm a little bit off that decision.

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Speaker 4: You're another chance to think about it, Tomursday.

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Speaker 6: Maybe one another four minutes at the start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when I signed a contract for something cooler,

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Speaker 3: it's still good.

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Speaker 5: Get out both of you.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, Carlos, this is about your fourth

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Speaker 2: or fifth rap.

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Speaker 1: You are a very good man. Thank you for doing that. Sarah,

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Speaker 1: this was your first.

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Speaker 2: And we'll get you back again. But congratulations, you're doing

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Speaker 2: an amazing job, sir. Every morning on the Today Show.

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Speaker 5: Fantastic.

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Speaker 1: You can catch these two beautiful people.

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Speaker 5: Thanks. Thanks. Put your tongue back in.

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Speaker 1: Visy and Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova

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Speaker 1: podcast dot com.

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Speaker 5: Jod Au