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Speaker 2: One hundred, Well a good morning, everybody, work Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning everyone. Everyone's roofs. Survive the wind yesterday?
Speaker 2: You know it's you know it's going to be a
Speaker 2: strong night of wind. When I lower the basketball ring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my clothes sorts because it was nicest that close.
Speaker 4: We will rebuild. We will rebuilding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It was
Speaker 5: such a nice day.
Speaker 3: We don't normally put our stuff outside.
Speaker 5: It's normally the laundry, but was hung outside yesterday and
Speaker 5: at all went playing.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna blow away. The pool cover
Speaker 2: came off and I was out there and trying to get.
Speaker 4: Nor flat and lost a terra cotta pop plant.
Speaker 3: What the pop plant?
Speaker 4: We will rebuild. We will replant. Last night when I
Speaker 4: got home under the cover blow over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you do nude guarding gardening again? Remember last
Speaker 2: time you were making the backyard.
Speaker 4: I was in the front yard. I could be doing
Speaker 4: that no, you can't be doing that. You can live
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 3: The people the pub a cross roaded love it.
Speaker 4: Oh wouldn't they just.
Speaker 3: Doing some pop planting?
Speaker 4: It was a local pub shop. Which one the one
Speaker 4: to you about?
Speaker 6: Well, they shut in outdoors before they shut indoors about outdoors?
Speaker 4: Sorry, nine about eleven. I think it's not bad, is
Speaker 4: it that? It's pretty good?
Speaker 3: It'd be later than that on a weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, weekends it goes on. Hey, we got some news.
Speaker 3: Got something very exciting Melbourne. I mean.
Speaker 5: Every year we want to do this, and it's very,
Speaker 5: very hard to do an expensive.
Speaker 4: Six the this morning or will be revealed. It's very
Speaker 4: it's very exclusive.
Speaker 2: And I can tell if I got any mats listening.
Speaker 2: Don't be ringing me.
Speaker 5: No, I can I help because actually I want to
Speaker 5: win these because at this point I don't have them either.
Speaker 4: Six thirty this morning or will be We had a
Speaker 4: fun show coming up today.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's a big I love this time
Speaker 5: of year in Melbourne's so fun. There's a buzz in
Speaker 5: the air, the weather's warming up. It's like I took
Speaker 5: the dog for a walk. It six thirty last night,
Speaker 5: good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I had dinner at five thirty, so.
Speaker 4: My three year old hadn't eaten at five thirty.
Speaker 3: Well, that's bad parenting.
Speaker 4: Actually i've lost the poddy.
Speaker 3: You're in a T shirt.
Speaker 4: I put the airc on last year. It was it's
Speaker 4: not air on weather, it's not on such just a
Speaker 4: little blast.
Speaker 6: Thirty old mate out there the EP.
Speaker 3: All he had to do is open the windows. It
Speaker 3: was like Nature's air con.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was like a warm wind. It's we're
Speaker 4: in Bentley East. We were a couple of the heat
Speaker 4: last night. He's around the corner from me. El Nino
Speaker 4: has struck Bentley. It was quite warm, was.
Speaker 2: So hot and you would have been getting around nude.
Speaker 2: You're a nudist at home, always nude. It's hot even
Speaker 2: with no clothes on.
Speaker 5: Well, anyway, I went for a walk at like six
Speaker 5: thirty and Melbourne was pumping your people everywhere. Everyone was
Speaker 5: out in the back, going out for dinner, walking their dogs.
Speaker 5: Everyone was in such a good mood. It was like
Speaker 5: a beautiful sunset last night.
Speaker 4: What does that mean again?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 4: What does it mean with this beautiful sunset that's after
Speaker 4: the sun goes?
Speaker 2: Lauren staying up late? No I'm trying to think of
Speaker 2: a rhyme, but there's nothing.
Speaker 3: Are you growing out your beard?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just too lazy to have a shave at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 4: Give me a look at it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's it's oh no, he's done the Craig David.
Speaker 7: He's got.
Speaker 4: Shaved. The knee gone.
Speaker 3: Boy looked like a j from Mum.
Speaker 4: I wanted you have to pick the methy one which on.
Speaker 8: Red Hood.
Speaker 4: He's a bit red. I'm thinking from five.
Speaker 3: It's not the man, yeah, you and it's ginger it is.
Speaker 2: I start get a little bit fluffy on the Oh god,
Speaker 2: I'm ranging Santa Claus.
Speaker 4: Look at me. Hey, guys coming up today.
Speaker 2: Only a couple of days left to get invites to
Speaker 2: our grand Final breakfast. This is going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: Nick the Wizard Watson's on the show. A little bit
Speaker 2: later on, you caught up with a misterday Clinton.
Speaker 4: He did media and it was a sight to behold.
Speaker 3: I watched it.
Speaker 4: It was great. See up there at like the lecture,
Speaker 4: early questions. So cute.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 4: He's so small, little popper rocket, isn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Different man on the field. We're saying though, we can
Speaker 2: get quite angry out there. We love him. We're going
Speaker 2: to join us later on. Let's get into it. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm happy to remove the jump. I'm just saying it's definitely.
Speaker 3: It's his golf, Jumper, that you're going to play in
Speaker 3: the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Grand Finals next week. We made it.
Speaker 3: How many games did you contribute to get their golf?
Speaker 2: You know it's where it's golf X. We don't go
Speaker 2: out and play the X comes first.
Speaker 5: I think you'd be playing some qualifying finals to make
Speaker 5: the grand final team.
Speaker 4: You need to be eligible.
Speaker 2: Well, so I was asked by my mate instantly whether
Speaker 2: I wanted to join their X golf team.
Speaker 3: Well, you asked, or did you say?
Speaker 7: How luckihood?
Speaker 3: You can I join the No?
Speaker 2: No, no, he said, are you into X golf? You
Speaker 2: should join our team. We're called the Swingers Club. And
Speaker 2: then show me the merch and I was like, great jumper.
Speaker 2: So I got the jump up. And then I was
Speaker 2: showing Clint this morning because he said, look, you know
Speaker 2: he can come play with the team. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're going to get upset. You're about to hit the
Speaker 2: Grand Final. He was like no, no, no, it's fine,
Speaker 2: and then I got a text.
Speaker 3: From him in the words of Bonnie Tyler, they need to.
Speaker 4: Hear it, comes Greg Norman.
Speaker 5: Seriously, Tiger Woods at your heart, more like who's the
Speaker 5: one that smokes and wears the happy pants?
Speaker 4: John Daily. That's my sort of I.
Speaker 2: Think Nate's backtracking because he's put so Next Thursday, Swingers
Speaker 2: Club made it to the Grand Final, should come down
Speaker 2: for a drink.
Speaker 4: We are heading out after.
Speaker 3: You're definitely not invited to play. You gave me with
Speaker 3: a lot of bravado that you're in the team for
Speaker 3: the graund.
Speaker 2: I thought I wasn't the team for the grand But
Speaker 2: that's definitely that you're not saying, is it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, that's akin to driving the buggy playing real golf,
Speaker 6: like people that destrive the buggy or I love.
Speaker 5: There's no buggy in X golf, And I said X
Speaker 5: golf wasn't a sport, and people got in my d
Speaker 5: They invited me to come and play an ex.
Speaker 4: Golf place in Nates team for the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: No, the gd final, but I've got as much chance
Speaker 5: of going to play as you do playing the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Swings Club to the Grand Final, you should come down
Speaker 2: for a drink.
Speaker 3: That's when is it Friday night?
Speaker 4: Next Thursday before the public holiday. That's after a grand breakfast. Wow,
Speaker 4: are we coming in hot?
Speaker 2: You shall be, yes, So I to make the announcement
Speaker 2: I will no longer be playing in the grand farm.
Speaker 4: Oh well you take the take the jumper off. We
Speaker 4: have to return the jumper up. Take it up. If
Speaker 4: you're not committed, you take the jumper. I'm a supporter.
Speaker 2: I'm a supporter, all right. Speaking of merch, I think
Speaker 2: we learned the hard way. If the Gold Sun's Football
Speaker 2: Club is listening, I think it's important to get your
Speaker 2: merch out before. Oh yeah, we had a box arrived
Speaker 2: yesterday because.
Speaker 3: We were really championing the cheer squads.
Speaker 5: Ch all gas, no breaks, no breaks for the Gold
Speaker 5: Coast Sons.
Speaker 4: Turned out they had breaks gas.
Speaker 3: But we just got the merch yesterday.
Speaker 4: And the problem is too late.
Speaker 3: I was in Brisbane. I could have walked around in that.
Speaker 4: It's the year on it. Yeah, they put.
Speaker 6: Back to the We can't work because next year they
Speaker 6: just put a twenty six on it and you could
Speaker 6: make the five into a six.
Speaker 3: I guess if we're getting fake, if.
Speaker 4: We get a red sharpie, I don't think to tell
Speaker 4: the difference. Oh, Sonny, the.
Speaker 5: Poor sons anyway, they will be off on a footage
Speaker 5: trip or doing something fun now, so good on them.
Speaker 4: Do you like merch?
Speaker 3: I love merch? Remember I bought the one eight hundred
Speaker 3: Lasanna merch.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: Also, I think one eight hundred Lasagna gen Z. It's
Speaker 5: back in business.
Speaker 4: Sorry, well yeah for the time being.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're still running.
Speaker 5: So if you are a fan of one eight hundred
Speaker 5: laz even though it was in the press that it
Speaker 5: was going to administration, he didn't still go down there,
Speaker 5: and I think it was.
Speaker 3: All the merch we bought. We put him back on
Speaker 3: the radar.
Speaker 4: Guys, you hoodies really save that business.
Speaker 3: Do you do you do to help James?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Do you know what was an extraordinary site at the
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift concert?
Speaker 4: What was it nearly twelve months ago? Maybe? Yeah, yep?
Speaker 4: Paul and I in a see a line your Paul,
Speaker 4: A line of thousands of young teenage girls, just us
Speaker 4: lining up and we.
Speaker 3: Because Paul went during on.
Speaker 4: The benches on the roof. That's we've already.
Speaker 5: Been in Melbourne and then we went to Sydney and
Speaker 5: we took a whole bunch of Paul's clients.
Speaker 3: And because I can imagine, like I know the time
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 4: She was frolicking on the roof, so pre show, forget about.
Speaker 3: Forget about it.
Speaker 6: Now it turns out everyone knew that the roof was
Speaker 6: the time to get the merch.
Speaker 3: The same, the boring bit.
Speaker 4: We're still there in the right.
Speaker 5: He came back. I don't think there was any merch
Speaker 5: left when he came back. I was like, save some
Speaker 5: for the rest of the.
Speaker 4: Triplexl no, no, no.
Speaker 5: We had a box with like twenty girls in it,
Speaker 5: including his nieces, okay, friends and family, and he bought.
Speaker 4: One people behind tears nothing in the man Yeah.
Speaker 3: The other day.
Speaker 4: Actually a half sid.
Speaker 3: It's not a hoodie. It's like a isn't it called
Speaker 3: a three quarters zip one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're strong, strong like them, strong, straight quality.
Speaker 4: What do you sit on a fool zip?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a.
Speaker 4: Fools Yeah, I'm the same.
Speaker 3: I'm a hoodie or or a three quarters hip.
Speaker 4: When did you last go to the dentist?
Speaker 2: Brighten your smile and book an appointment today with the
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Speaker 2: dot au is a place to go, guys, sit on
Speaker 2: merch it.
Speaker 5: I love that we're trying to make some new Jason Lauren,
Speaker 5: what have we got coming out?
Speaker 8: We've got new socks.
Speaker 2: Sports We've got socks, We've got pajamas.
Speaker 4: The coffee mugs.
Speaker 3: The coffee mugs are awesome.
Speaker 4: There's plenty of them.
Speaker 8: Where where are they?
Speaker 5: They're not in the corn machine because they'll get broken
Speaker 5: and drop them in. All those coffee cups either reusable?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, now they're like Pablo keep cups, aren't they.
Speaker 5: We need to get some proper keep cups.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, coming up some Frank Green cop six point
Speaker 2: thirty this morning, a huge announcement.
Speaker 4: You are going to want to be listening.
Speaker 2: We'll give you all the details right after the six
Speaker 2: thirty news. But next, how would you like to score
Speaker 2: some free money? Your chance to pick up tickets, sorry,
Speaker 2: tickets VIP tickets to go along to the racist food
Speaker 2: Drink will take care of the lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now there's worth over twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: First release tickets to the Sports back Corefield Cup Carnival
Speaker 5: just forty dollars a ticket tech for.
Speaker 2: A limited time.
Speaker 9: Angela followed by Pabla, Sandra and Rita.
Speaker 10: As I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
Speaker 11: A little bit of money cup in my Life, Jason Lawrence, Corefield, Cuple.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: If you can work out the song by Titland artist
Speaker 2: that our commentator is commentating.
Speaker 4: To your hill, he's very good, a great man, he's
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 5: I mean it's a voice in onymous with racing. As
Speaker 5: soon as you hear it, you know exactly where you are.
Speaker 2: And if you can pick the song by Tylern artist
Speaker 2: that he is commentating, then you will pick up to
Speaker 2: our tickets to head along to the racers on us
Speaker 2: for Cornfield Guinea's Day.
Speaker 5: Yes, to Beverly Marquee. It's a party market.
Speaker 3: It's twelve hundred over twelve hundred dollars for two tickets.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is great.
Speaker 2: If Robert wins is a short stroll home, get a
Speaker 2: Robert from Corfield.
Speaker 3: Chauffeur. Do you normally drive people to and from the races, Yes,
Speaker 3: I sometimes it's your turn.
Speaker 4: This could be your turn to drive yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, actually is right next to the racecourse.
Speaker 3: You can stumble home.
Speaker 9: Even better, I could just walk there, Robert.
Speaker 2: The condition of the passengers very different on the way in,
Speaker 2: on the way out?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah different? Yeah, what about how we'll be there
Speaker 4: in five minutes, just five minutes? Where are you? What color?
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the seventeen black?
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a hat? Can you see me?
Speaker 5: McDonald's all right, let's try and wing you some tickets
Speaker 5: from it.
Speaker 3: I reckon you deserve a day off and deserve a
Speaker 3: date the races.
Speaker 4: Let's go take a listen closely. Here we go.
Speaker 10: He sings the songs that remind him of the good times.
Speaker 10: He sings the songs that remind him of the better times.
Speaker 10: Oh daddy, boy, I get knocked down, but I get
Speaker 10: up again. You're never going to keep me down. I
Speaker 10: get knocked down.
Speaker 4: Any ideas of the song.
Speaker 11: It's a rugby league song that I get knocked down.
Speaker 8: Come on, Robert, come on buddy.
Speaker 3: It's got a funny name.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'll probably kick myself in a minute.
Speaker 7: But.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I really wanted.
Speaker 4: You to another chance. Tomorrow. Can we put him in tomorrow?
Speaker 7: We'll give you Rob.
Speaker 3: Emma in Sunbury, Good morning morning.
Speaker 4: How are we You're a.
Speaker 5: Primary school teacher? God knows you deserve date the races?
Speaker 12: Do you know the song I think, I do, I think?
Speaker 4: What is it? Is it? Tumblewamba?
Speaker 13: I get up young?
Speaker 4: Yeah again you can never got to keep emma.
Speaker 2: You and a friend can be in the back of
Speaker 2: Robert's car headings the ultimate.
Speaker 3: Trying to take Robin.
Speaker 4: Heading to the day that is all yours. Congratulations, amazing,
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: VIP tickets, food, drinks. Oh at school holiday is coming up,
Speaker 2: so you can really let go.
Speaker 9: Definitely needed to say out is definitely needed.
Speaker 3: We deserve it.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow we'll give you another chance to win those here
Speaker 2: on number one hundred. You uses next and then have
Speaker 2: we got an announcement for you Melbourne? Well, good morning Melbourne,
Speaker 2: and is just go on twenty two to seven.
Speaker 5: A good morning. It looks like a lovely morning out there.
Speaker 5: Sun's coming up. From what I can see it through
Speaker 5: the tints, it looks blue sky ish.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's going to make it a great day? Yes,
Speaker 2: we have an announcement.
Speaker 3: Yeah we do.
Speaker 4: Significant.
Speaker 3: This is huge.
Speaker 5: This is I mean, I've grown up living in Melbourne
Speaker 5: my whole life, and the very first time this happened
Speaker 5: to me, it was one of the most exciting days
Speaker 5: of my life.
Speaker 2: So we want as many as of our listeners to
Speaker 2: experience the same thing that you are talking about.
Speaker 4: Gives me goosebune.
Speaker 5: Now we're talking about the footy, of course, and it's
Speaker 5: this time of year. There's four teams left, but very
Speaker 5: shortly there will be two teams. And whether it is
Speaker 5: or isn't your team playing on that one day in September, everyone.
Speaker 1: Just one day to this ANFL authorized Grand Final promotion
Speaker 1: JSSL twenty five.
Speaker 4: Starting Grand Final, winch Final.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren are giving away tickets to the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five Toyota AFL Grand Finals. Hours that's right, all next
Speaker 2: week tickets every single hour.
Speaker 4: To the Granny.
Speaker 3: We have a pile of tickets to give away.
Speaker 4: We've spent some, that's right.
Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest days on the calendar.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, there's nothing quite like.
Speaker 5: It now, twenty twenty five Toyota AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Have you been to day? Never been? Never, You've never been,
Speaker 4: never been to a granning? Don't you swipe those tickets? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we'd love them, wouldn't we.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we would love them.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Now there's three teams, three Melbourne teams to potentually be
Speaker 5: in the Grand Final. If very is two Melbourne teams,
Speaker 5: these are going to be virtually impossible.
Speaker 6: Even if there's a culling Wood in the Grand Final,
Speaker 6: these are going to be hard to get that almost
Speaker 6: impossible to get.
Speaker 2: So here's the go Make sure you are listening to
Speaker 2: the show because every single hour we will offload tickets
Speaker 2: to the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: By this is pretty good. No one else can do this,
Speaker 2: So make sure you're listening Number one hundred. Tell your friends,
Speaker 2: get your workmates listening.
Speaker 3: We've got a pile of in Melbourne and it all.
Speaker 2: Begins Monday, Grand Final week. Every hour on the show.
Speaker 5: The more people you've got calling the biginner chances to win.
Speaker 2: Well, Good morning Melbourne, Marley Syrus, end of the world.
Speaker 2: If you just join us, we just made the big announcements.
Speaker 2: Next week on the show, we have your tickets to
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty five Toyota AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Every single hour on the.
Speaker 6: Show, Good morning to my mate from high school, Jonesy.
Speaker 6: He's just dream on if he can have two tickets
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 5: Just a text well Jones, if you want to win
Speaker 5: tickets to the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: You need to be listening and you need to call.
Speaker 4: Well that doesn't work like that.
Speaker 5: And all your friends to do it for you too.
Speaker 5: Everyone needs to be this. Everyone needs to be calling.
Speaker 5: The more people that call, the more chances you have
Speaker 5: to win.
Speaker 4: We have a we've got a bit of a hiccup
Speaker 4: before we get to grand what's your hiccup?
Speaker 2: So this weekend, Big Big Game, Pie s V lines
Speaker 2: MCG Saturday Night, Saturday five fifteen. Well, this is the issue.
Speaker 2: When I saw five point fifteen Twilight I think they
Speaker 2: called it Light, I was like, damn, that's perfect. That's
Speaker 2: great to watch the game with the kids. Yeah, they'll
Speaker 2: stay awake.
Speaker 4: The other week I was shaking them pre barbecue, little
Speaker 4: pre barbine.
Speaker 3: I like the Twilight Games, so do I. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: digging it.
Speaker 4: You know what, I might even put a TV outside
Speaker 4: brother pool.
Speaker 3: What's the weather?
Speaker 5: A projector what's the weather this weekend because as we
Speaker 5: know in Melbourne, no, I was in the gold Coat
Speaker 5: in Brisbane on the weekend at my brother in law's house,
Speaker 5: Paul's brother and by their pool. It was warm because
Speaker 5: it was brazy to have this huge projector with a
Speaker 5: big like open campfire in front of it and we
Speaker 5: all set around.
Speaker 3: What's a footy on this huge.
Speaker 4: Screen so that it sounds like that sounds like a vibe. Oh,
Speaker 4: that's amazing.
Speaker 3: It was amazing.
Speaker 5: Okay, Melbourne, do like a Friday twenty degrees Saturday fifteen degrees.
Speaker 4: You could do like what they do it wet and wild,
Speaker 4: you know, on the lilight.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, it's a great idea, Clint. Unfortunately that
Speaker 2: won't be possible. Why because for some stupid reason, my
Speaker 2: son's basketball team what I have decided to do their
Speaker 2: end of season.
Speaker 4: Oh, you must go to your house.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not Friday evening six o'clock. Sorry, Saturday evening six.
Speaker 4: Great time for it.
Speaker 2: And ridiculous the same time, wait, at the same time,
Speaker 2: my other son has his mate's birthday party.
Speaker 5: You know what that means. You got the house to yourself.
Speaker 5: Brother lose not into footy, you can't. She do the
Speaker 5: drop offs and you can watch the foot.
Speaker 4: And I just have the house.
Speaker 3: That's a great.
Speaker 4: What is going on? Are people not aware? It's prelims?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: I just feel, as as a boy's dad and their inspiration,
Speaker 6: you should be there for these big.
Speaker 3: Life events and get about it, because I look back in.
Speaker 4: A couple of years and regret it if you're not.
Speaker 5: There, Chuck some meat pies in the oven and party
Speaker 5: pies in the oven and enjoy it with a beer.
Speaker 3: On your own.
Speaker 4: Have we got producers engagements that they're.
Speaker 3: Not I shan'n't be going to that if the.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, we do him as well.
Speaker 3: What time does your start?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 14: Like seven?
Speaker 4: He's added thirty minutes to that because he's too scared
Speaker 4: to say it.
Speaker 3: Your engagement okay, your engagements at a pub?
Speaker 14: Yeah, they'll have it on.
Speaker 3: Are you allowed to have the footy on at the pub?
Speaker 14: I mean I think that we should have it on.
Speaker 2: Would say thin because this is this could be the
Speaker 2: first red flag.
Speaker 14: But you know it does take two to tangle, so
Speaker 14: we'll have to have well, it would.
Speaker 3: Really only be the first kind of half hour.
Speaker 14: So yeah, I feel I feel we've got the timing. Okay,
Speaker 14: it's not going to go too late. We've got things sworded.
Speaker 14: This is not the first bump in the wedding that's
Speaker 14: to come.
Speaker 5: Does people will just come late to your engagement party
Speaker 5: because no one's going to miss the last twenty minutes
Speaker 5: to be traveling.
Speaker 14: Well, that's on then, So.
Speaker 2: Can I just get your commitment now you're going to
Speaker 2: go home and to your fiance that the football will
Speaker 2: be streamed at the engagement party?
Speaker 8: Absolutely not right, Probably be the last fifteen it's.
Speaker 4: Going to be. It's going to be the Well I
Speaker 4: wouldn't I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Wait, Jason, you just drop those kids off and enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Ye, never thought of that. Actually, yea, tonight's your night though.
Speaker 4: You're Ruba mom. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, have.
Speaker 6: An engagement party and a divorce party.
Speaker 3: Just lou light footed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, last ten minutes of the game. I can just
Speaker 2: see it now. Can I just get your attention for
Speaker 2: my wife and I little speech?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I've been at weddings before where people have sat there
Speaker 5: with their phones, like down in.
Speaker 3: The church at the dinner.
Speaker 4: I've been in the church. Was it you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: From the twenty twenty three Grand Final that is kiss
Speaker 2: I was made for loving you.
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Speaker 6: One of the biggest jobs on Grand Final Day itself
Speaker 6: is the responsibility of commentating.
Speaker 4: The big match?
Speaker 3: Who does it?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 4: Bruce? So this year it'll be Hame Hamish Forglocklin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: going to be ham and the crew? What it I mean?
Speaker 6: It's just can you imagine being in that commentary box
Speaker 6: in the last thirty or so seconds and having to
Speaker 6: get it right. Bt will be there as well, I'm imagining.
Speaker 3: Does he do roaming Brian after the Yeah?
Speaker 4: They should do.
Speaker 3: Get him out on the field.
Speaker 5: I'd like you know when you see like the Super
Speaker 5: Bowl and they're all on the field.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's so hectic, is it?
Speaker 4: I wonder if nobody on the field.
Speaker 5: Okay, all the all the wags are on the field
Speaker 5: now in the AFL two and the families they're all down.
Speaker 2: There all right, here's the guy. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number. If you want to win your way
Speaker 2: to the breakfast Alo, Matt.
Speaker 4: Hello, here you go on, Matt. Okay, good how are
Speaker 4: you you?
Speaker 3: For Restendon? But we still love footy.
Speaker 4: We love putty putty footy. We do love what we
Speaker 4: do love to alright, so it's a task today.
Speaker 2: We want to take you to the commentary box. We
Speaker 2: would love to hear you commentate the last ten seconds
Speaker 2: of your dream grandfather.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 6: So it's like a right alright, So twenty twenty for me,
Speaker 6: it'll be twenty twenty six, okay, because Melbourne can't make it,
Speaker 6: but you know.
Speaker 12: Otherwise, can I bring in some old players.
Speaker 4: I'll give you, I'll give you a little taste tests. Okay,
Speaker 4: go for it, alright. The siren hang on, hang on,
Speaker 4: hang let me have a go first, Maddie.
Speaker 2: Boy God, you're both gonna have to really stretch your
Speaker 2: imagination here for the Bombers.
Speaker 4: And the Day Bombers v D the Silent. My god,
Speaker 4: the siren has blown. It is full time. Max Corn
Speaker 4: has the footy, the pig skin, the share and fifty
Speaker 4: meters out from fourteenth one year to potential Grand Final glory.
Speaker 6: The Demon's trailed by five points. Stephen king In his
Speaker 6: first year as coach. Could this be the miracle? He
Speaker 6: goes back fifty meters out lines them up.
Speaker 4: Straight through the middle. The mcc members are raps. They
Speaker 4: winter five points summering your jobs going by.
Speaker 3: They've done it. The days have done it.
Speaker 2: You know in the commentary box that had helped you
Speaker 2: open your eyes.
Speaker 4: I was just picturing it. You know.
Speaker 5: It's just like a dream, mate, It's a real pipeline
Speaker 5: dream that one.
Speaker 4: And how many commentators are saying, suffering your jocks GOLLI good,
Speaker 4: all right, Matt and Richmond over to you.
Speaker 12: All right, I'm throwing it in rows in the ball.
Speaker 9: Five seconds ago the Orange team taps it out to
Speaker 9: marriage Marriage Rabbit Taharkaszahucous out ship the.
Speaker 5: Woom.
Speaker 4: Well done made, Maddie. We will see you next Thursday
Speaker 4: at the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: In it, but you will be there.
Speaker 4: All right. Let's go to Amanda. Good morning, Amanda, Good morning.
Speaker 6: Amanda's had inspiration from my call because Amanda, you're a.
Speaker 4: D S fan.
Speaker 13: I am a d fan.
Speaker 5: But for the sake of this, you're going to commentate
Speaker 5: that the Hawks are going to win the Grand Final
Speaker 5: because your husband back to the Hawks and this is
Speaker 5: you picturing what might happen on that one day September
Speaker 5: next weekend.
Speaker 2: Here we go, guys, let's take you to the mcg
Speaker 2: Amanda in the commentary box.
Speaker 13: Alright, alrighty. The the umpires throw at the fifty meter line,
Speaker 13: tels you Kelsey's got the ball. He kicks it over
Speaker 13: to Ginnevan Tiny get city side at one. Gimmy, go
Speaker 13: get it, get it. He picks it over to the
Speaker 13: Wizard and oh my gosh, oh wizard, go for it,
Speaker 13: Wizards and he kicks that goal. Aw from me, gets
Speaker 13: that goal the five minutes to the last quarter and
Speaker 13: that's the Hawks are five minutes, five goals up.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, guys, I'm so sorry you've got there.
Speaker 5: Amanda, and the good news is that you can bring
Speaker 5: your husband along to our AFL Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, well done.
Speaker 5: Amazing, thank you. We will see that that was inspirational,
Speaker 5: that wasn't it, especially when they won by five minutes.
Speaker 5: Very I mean very Hodson won by five minutes.
Speaker 4: Thirteen and twenty four. Ten is down.
Speaker 2: But when you wait in the Grand Final breakfast, good
Speaker 2: win by five final while nice and quick Matthew in
Speaker 2: crowd in good morning.
Speaker 4: There were you ware good.
Speaker 2: Let's take you to the j It's over to you
Speaker 2: in the commentary box.
Speaker 11: O go to balls that bound to Cameron and Darky
Speaker 11: up in the ruck. Cameron cuts it down, goes down
Speaker 11: to Pandlebree. He kicked him five fifty. Oh it's sorry, Bo,
Speaker 11: he's just marked. It's just out five fifty. He's whining up.
Speaker 11: He's fifty four but maybe beyond D three, but he's
Speaker 11: slighting the moment. Go for the long bomb, Gibook showing
Speaker 11: it's going that's gone true. Colly was one by twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Wow, Matthew, that was very good.
Speaker 4: He's done that before.
Speaker 5: Move over, Bruce mcaveany. Matthew, those tickets are yours. We'll
Speaker 5: see next Thursday at a AFL grund final breakfast.
Speaker 11: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Look into the future sidebottom.
Speaker 2: I remember years ago going to the Rugby League outside
Speaker 2: the stadium and they had they had like they would
Speaker 2: play back footage and you could put on the headsets
Speaker 2: and do like the commentary.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a called display out the front.
Speaker 4: That's cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we've got more invites to go later in
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: After eight o'clock. We'll give you a chance to win those.
Speaker 2: It has just gone six bars seven, checking news and
Speaker 2: run away next. Good morning Melbourne seven eight bar seven.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jace and Lauren today tops
Speaker 2: of nineteen showers. They're saying, very windy last night, Clint
Speaker 2: here as well, and what have you done?
Speaker 6: As I was just telling you before the song, I
Speaker 6: have been known. I've got a reputation for running out
Speaker 6: of fuel. Jayce slourens quite regularly.
Speaker 2: That we went to a breakfast once with the shell
Speaker 2: Already Express team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they rocked.
Speaker 3: Up with a Jerry Can just for me as a gift.
Speaker 4: With in the restaurant, which, by the way, thank you,
Speaker 4: she already Express. It sits in my boot.
Speaker 5: Maybe we should make them into merch. Have you done
Speaker 5: a Clint? You can get a jerry Can with Clint's
Speaker 5: face on it?
Speaker 6: So, yes, Jerry can. Okay, So I'm pleased to say
Speaker 6: it's not petrol this time. I parked my car at
Speaker 6: Channel nine on the weekends as I make the mad
Speaker 6: dash to Sydney for the Today Show.
Speaker 4: Now when I come back to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So do you park at Channel nine? How to get
Speaker 3: to the end in the car.
Speaker 6: Park just get an uber or generally or I do
Speaker 6: use the Melbourne Airport parking, which is fantastic by the.
Speaker 4: Way, shout out you paying for that yet, yes, the company.
Speaker 6: So I'm in a fluster when I get back because
Speaker 6: I've got you know, my suitcase, my backpack, my laptop bag,
Speaker 6: my Channel nine pass and more often than not, my
Speaker 6: key the airport.
Speaker 4: Around you if you len around your not around channel line.
Speaker 5: I'm good stunnaway, No, sir, you actually need your airline
Speaker 5: ticket to get on the plane.
Speaker 3: But it's men away.
Speaker 4: Here I am.
Speaker 6: These little things keys are usually in my backpack. Now
Speaker 6: now you might be able to see where I'm going here.
Speaker 6: The Mercedes is very smart, so you don't need to
Speaker 6: press a button to mobilize your car. If you're within
Speaker 6: the sort of vicinity, like maybe a meter away, you
Speaker 6: can open it without it without a mobilizer, so it.
Speaker 3: Will sense that the mobilizer are key.
Speaker 6: Sorry, well this thing here the key that well, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's the key is a physical key. That's an immobilizer
Speaker 6: is not anyway.
Speaker 2: Never heard I would call it a car key, okay, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's the thing you pressed the button.
Speaker 6: So if I'm within sort of like a meter or
Speaker 6: so of my car. You don't need to press the button.
Speaker 6: You can just open the door and it opens because
Speaker 6: its senses.
Speaker 4: That it's you got the immobilize. My issue is.
Speaker 5: Only call it an immobilizer moving forward? Is it not
Speaker 5: an immobilized I'm sure it probably is.
Speaker 4: I've just never called it anyway.
Speaker 6: It was in my backpack, to which I threw in
Speaker 6: the car because I was running late. And that's when
Speaker 6: I hear the door's lock again.
Speaker 2: So what You've thrown your backpack in the back. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: you've thrown your backpack in the car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shut the boot every now and then.
Speaker 6: Because you haven't used the immobilizer to open slash key
Speaker 6: to open the car doors, it will automatically lock the doors.
Speaker 4: You in the car, that's right.
Speaker 6: My car keys are in my backpack, which is in
Speaker 6: the car, in the car which has gone and I
Speaker 6: shut the door, and Bob's your uncle. I've got the
Speaker 6: keys in the car, haven't I.
Speaker 4: Well, the immobilized did its job, didn't.
Speaker 5: Safety Firstliz in the car with the keys, but you
Speaker 5: put the keys in with your backpack.
Speaker 2: It's in the car with the backpack now, I think
Speaker 2: it can be Sandy cars very smart, then can you.
Speaker 4: I got on the phone to.
Speaker 5: The that's a fault from Mercedes. Should know there's no
Speaker 5: one sitting on the tree.
Speaker 4: It should know the weight in the seat, heavy backpack.
Speaker 6: Got on the phone to our friends at Mercedes because
Speaker 6: I needed my keys.
Speaker 4: They said spare you got a spare key. But yeah,
Speaker 4: who carries you with me?
Speaker 3: That's the point or they'd both be locked.
Speaker 6: And you know, I have no idea where it is?
Speaker 6: Who knows where there is roadside assistance?
Speaker 4: Oh? I know that expired four days ago, four days ago,
Speaker 4: four ago. Wouldn't they just chuck your freebie?
Speaker 6: Well, no, because it's expired. It usually costs about one
Speaker 6: hundred and twenty hundred and thirty dollars, right, But because
Speaker 6: it's expired and you need it now, you need to
Speaker 6: pay an extra three hundred dollars to have it activated
Speaker 6: straight away to get roadside assistance. So suddenly a little
Speaker 6: trip to Sydney has cost me in excess of five
Speaker 6: hundred bus And how long we are the keys slash
Speaker 6: a mobilizer?
Speaker 4: And how are we waiting for the roads?
Speaker 6: It was it was like an hour and a half
Speaker 6: that in the depths of despair in the car park.
Speaker 6: But the good news is is that, as Lauren and
Speaker 6: you often have taught me Jason, if you throw money
Speaker 6: at the problem, it fixes it.
Speaker 4: I would have thrown We also had no other cho
Speaker 4: there was no through the window.
Speaker 6: I was thinking about just leaving it there and using
Speaker 6: ubers for torch job.
Speaker 4: Mate. When did you us throw money at the problem, Lauren?
Speaker 3: I don't know, in case my husband don't Jay.
Speaker 2: It was Christmas I rang Lauren was Christmas Eve. I
Speaker 2: was running through Westfield and I said, what do I get?
Speaker 2: That's when you put me on the perfume l LABO,
Speaker 2: which was ex spenny. But what do they do?
Speaker 5: They can print their own labels, so I got got
Speaker 5: them to print it backdated so it looked like he
Speaker 5: brought it a week in event, like anute.
Speaker 4: So when I gave it to her on Christmas, I'm
Speaker 4: mush sorted this year, I've been planning December second. I
Speaker 4: bought that smart Good Morning, Lou. She doesn't this.
Speaker 3: We also three money problem for her birthday.
Speaker 4: O cats. Surely people are doing it a lot, aren't they?
Speaker 6: Just Just do you know what? I'd just throw money
Speaker 6: at it. It'll fix it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: When have you gone?
Speaker 2: Oh no, we've come this far. Just spend the extra,
Speaker 2: just do it. Throw money at the problem thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten to join us on the air. In return,
Speaker 2: I got three hundred and fifty dollars en Hi's a
Speaker 2: headphones up for grabs send Heiser delivering eighty years of
Speaker 2: true sound. You can switch in here the difference thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Through money at the Problem, Melbourne. When'd you do it?
Speaker 2: Do a lipa? Don't start now morning everyone? Rather on
Speaker 2: seven thirty you're on the air with Jason, Lauren, Clint's
Speaker 2: here as well, The Very Funny and Edmonds in after
Speaker 2: seven thirteen years, I'm talking about your chens back on
Speaker 2: our screens. I used to love that show. Same it's
Speaker 2: back maybe, Oh god, what generation would we be there?
Speaker 6: I don't think well, I don't think we're at we're
Speaker 6: at the high end. I think we're middle ground.
Speaker 4: We're middle ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, we'll get to that in the
Speaker 2: second first. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We're
Speaker 2: talking when have you thrown money at the problem?
Speaker 6: For me, I'm always throwing money at my car and
Speaker 6: happened again at the weekend. Well, the keys in there.
Speaker 4: The only way out was just throwing substantial cash at it.
Speaker 5: Well, it's like when it's an emergency and you're like,
Speaker 5: it's either an emergency and you've just got to do it,
Speaker 5: or it's like last minute and now you have to
Speaker 5: pay a premium because you promised your wife tickets to
Speaker 5: something and now you've got to get them the day before.
Speaker 2: You know when people do it, Yeah, people do it
Speaker 2: on overseas trips. It'll be like, oh god, look at this,
Speaker 2: but you know what, we spent all this money already,
Speaker 2: We've come this way here exactly, we.
Speaker 4: Might as well to it.
Speaker 3: Like buying a fast pass at Disneyland.
Speaker 7: Swing money at the problem.
Speaker 3: You get there and you go.
Speaker 4: The tickets were four hundred anyway, the.
Speaker 5: Line is an hour per ride. Just throw money at
Speaker 5: the problem, pay for the fast pass. You won't have
Speaker 5: to deal with the winging.
Speaker 4: Have you thrown money at the problem? I have?
Speaker 5: And it was throw an overseas up to.
Speaker 13: So I was going on a girl's trip to Bali
Speaker 13: and I booked my ticket, packed, turned up to the
Speaker 13: airport and I booked the ticket for the next week.
Speaker 4: But you're at the airport. You made the trap.
Speaker 5: I was ready to go.
Speaker 12: My ticket wouldn't work.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get on the plane, so you had to
Speaker 4: buy a whole new ticket.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 5: I've done that. I turned up to a hotel in America.
Speaker 3: I've flown there.
Speaker 5: And because their booking system is months day, year like,
Speaker 5: it was like, yes for the seventh of July, seventh July,
Speaker 5: and I was there on the seventh of June. So
Speaker 5: then I had to pay twice as much to get
Speaker 5: a last minute But you're there, but I wasn't going
Speaker 5: to go hunting around.
Speaker 4: Is the only place in the world that does that
Speaker 4: silly thing.
Speaker 3: With the dates?
Speaker 4: It's silly, silly, silly, isn't.
Speaker 2: It ends in ascot the morning, Good morning, how are
Speaker 2: you guys?
Speaker 4: We're good?
Speaker 11: A girl trip was my sisters.
Speaker 3: Initially.
Speaker 11: We're in Milan, having a good time, had a couple
Speaker 11: of drinks.
Speaker 9: Our train, we can get a private driver.
Speaker 3: Oh and what was the price difference in that end.
Speaker 5: Euro each years?
Speaker 4: But you're there, You're there.
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm gonna have to pay for accommodation for
Speaker 5: another day. I'm going to lose the accommodation at the
Speaker 5: other end, and then.
Speaker 4: You said the knowing we're going to waste a day
Speaker 4: like now to.
Speaker 3: Throw money the problem.
Speaker 6: Sort it out, Vincense, good morning any morning? Are you
Speaker 6: guilty of throwing money at the problem?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 12: Definitely. Pre COVID and Sound was traveling over to Vietnam
Speaker 12: and then kids. We didn't realize the kids the passports
Speaker 12: are expiring and you need like six months before you
Speaker 12: leave the country, and so we're about to leave about
Speaker 12: a week ago, and we're like, oh, what do we do?
Speaker 12: We should go to take their passport down.
Speaker 5: You go to the post office in the Docklands. I
Speaker 5: was there yesterday with this exact problem.
Speaker 4: What does it set you back? Sorry? How much?
Speaker 12: I can't remember pre COVID it would have been like
Speaker 12: five hundred.
Speaker 3: I can tell you right now.
Speaker 5: Express I've booked flights to go overseas after the ground
Speaker 5: final and my passport is five and a half months
Speaker 5: left on it months to go to America.
Speaker 3: And I only realized on the weekend America. So I went.
Speaker 5: There's only two post offices. You can go to one
Speaker 5: in the city or one in the docklands. If you
Speaker 5: want to get me Express, they get Express. Listen to
Speaker 5: this amazing went down. It was like, I think it's
Speaker 5: four hundred dollars for passport for ten years is a
Speaker 5: normal cost. Then it's like five hundred and fifty and
Speaker 5: you get it between five and ten days. And I
Speaker 5: don't have ten full working days because it's a public holiday.
Speaker 3: On the Friday.
Speaker 4: Left it for the last minute.
Speaker 3: So you can get one for two days for seven
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. So that's what I did.
Speaker 5: It was at eleven thirty when I did it at
Speaker 5: the post office in the Docklands. I got an email
Speaker 5: at three forty saying your passport is ready to collect.
Speaker 4: We just paid seven hunderd backs. You'd want to four hours,
Speaker 4: but seven hundred. But also the seven hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't going on the holiday.
Speaker 4: Are they sitting in that off? Was just taking the pits? Yes,
Speaker 4: what are you actually doing? Why don't you start fast
Speaker 4: tracking all the rest of it?
Speaker 8: Exactly four weeks?
Speaker 4: No, let's just wait ten days so those know.
Speaker 2: What they get quince Ganaway's application. He's not paying the
Speaker 2: seven underducks. I'll go to lun he can wait. I'll
Speaker 2: do his later.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, they called me and said it's ready now. I's like,
Speaker 3: what do you I don't have time to pick it up.
Speaker 3: Now pick it up next week. They why didn't you
Speaker 3: do the five day one?
Speaker 5: I was like, he said, five to ten days wasn't
Speaker 5: worth the risk.
Speaker 4: They're like, we can't win. Now this check one's more time.
Speaker 4: Yeah out, let's our next.
Speaker 1: Scarest is a comedian and actress from Please.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Good morning guys, Good morning to see you too.
Speaker 4: Yes. Are you a Bomba's fan?
Speaker 8: I am a Bombers fan?
Speaker 4: Yes, sor.
Speaker 8: I used to go to the Windy Hill regularly and
Speaker 8: hang out and try and catch the ball and run
Speaker 8: off down Ope Street.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been asked to be the number one ticket? Hold?
Speaker 8: No, I'm not up there yet.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, that's my goal.
Speaker 5: Because we bothered getting up and making a speech at
Speaker 5: the football every weekend.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you could that much of a stand up comedian.
Speaker 8: Any attention anytime?
Speaker 2: We're about to see you on talking about your Gian
Speaker 2: premieres seven thirty to Night. I loved this show back
Speaker 2: in the day. I'm so glad they brought it back
Speaker 2: like this. Thank god he had another run. It's great
Speaker 2: to see these shows back on.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was really fun to you know. And Sean
Speaker 8: mccarloff was the first host. Yeah, so it was it's
Speaker 8: really nice to follow in his footsteps because he's kind
Speaker 8: of a wacky guy and did that show like he
Speaker 8: was a really different kind of host. So that spirit
Speaker 8: of that was still alive when we made the second one,
Speaker 8: which is nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, and then team captains this year, who we got.
Speaker 8: We've got Dave Hughes, yeah with the punctured lung, Tommy
Speaker 8: Little and Anissa Andela Tommy yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 8: we had the best time. We had the best time
Speaker 8: filming it.
Speaker 3: Out of all the generations. Do you feel like gen
Speaker 3: Z the kookies?
Speaker 8: I love gen Z.
Speaker 3: They're so different, aren't they?
Speaker 8: And they're also coming through the crap, like you know,
Speaker 8: gen wy are a bit who's a gen Wye? Here?
Speaker 4: Okay, nowhere, I'm a boomer.
Speaker 5: We're millennials, you're nearly a it.
Speaker 8: Goes millennial and then X MILLENNI yeah, you're millennials and millennials,
Speaker 8: if you don't mind me saying, are a bit into
Speaker 8: themselves and a bit.
Speaker 3: It sounds all right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: It's a little bit of self reflection all the time,
Speaker 8: and what's you know? And the gen Z's like, cut
Speaker 8: the crap.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 8: Yeah, climate change, we've got enough problems to.
Speaker 4: Get on with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we've got a gen Z on our and
Speaker 5: we can't keep up.
Speaker 3: Or understand what she's says.
Speaker 4: She's talking about very careful, isn't she We have a problem.
Speaker 8: She can't book guessing right because you doesn't know who
Speaker 8: anyone is?
Speaker 6: No idea, we're funny, should say we were just talking
Speaker 6: about and then icon right, Well, yes, John Farnam is
Speaker 6: now should we do a live test Jenny as in
Speaker 6: gen Z ny Jenny John Farnham.
Speaker 4: What does John Farnham do? What's he famous for?
Speaker 3: Singing horses?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: My god, sacrilege? Shocking.
Speaker 4: She's not even taken the mickey.
Speaker 3: You can't get she believes Darryl's mixed up.
Speaker 5: That's not only like like generational discrimination, that's.
Speaker 4: Unostari should be a citizenship question.
Speaker 8: But the gen Z's on the show didn't know who
Speaker 8: he was either. It was one of the most shocking,
Speaker 8: like the oldest I've ever felt was them going who's
Speaker 8: they said, who's that? Like I nearly died and I
Speaker 8: nearly sent them off the set.
Speaker 5: Like when gen Z says, oh, we should talk about
Speaker 5: this person, and the three of us go, She's like,
Speaker 5: oh massive, one of the biggest celebrities.
Speaker 3: I think we're like we're.
Speaker 4: Banned from We've only just caught up with Demon Hunters.
Speaker 4: Have you watched the.
Speaker 8: Kop What that is?
Speaker 3: That's what all the kids are watching? All right, it's
Speaker 3: about Korean.
Speaker 8: Popst I don't reckon. I want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm going to watch it distribued research
Speaker 5: and then I'll just get watching it watching it.
Speaker 4: Where's where's the most random gig you play? The reason?
Speaker 2: I asked her mad of mine, who's a comedian who
Speaker 2: loves doing the cruise ships.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: What's good money and cheap beer is what he describes us.
Speaker 8: Because you're in international warders.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Doesn't that mean no tax?
Speaker 8: No tax and just loose. You can do what you
Speaker 8: want out there, say what you want. What's my most
Speaker 8: random gig? That's a very good question.
Speaker 5: Comedians do get booked for like random corporates?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you have some shockers.
Speaker 4: What did you host last week?
Speaker 6: The birthday thank you for the question the night the
Speaker 6: National Finance Brokers.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, they love not that.
Speaker 6: The donuts, Oh, the seventy fifth birthday of the American donut.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm interested in that.
Speaker 4: That's good. All the big jobs coming. I've done the
Speaker 4: Pie Awards in New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my line was the West.
Speaker 5: I did the Printing Award where I had to every
Speaker 5: category was about what GSM paper?
Speaker 8: It was oh wow, yeah right? And did that were
Speaker 8: the awards printed out?
Speaker 5: Seriously, we could have done with the stand up comedian
Speaker 5: that night.
Speaker 2: What about Christmas time? But companies trying and book you
Speaker 2: for Christmas party?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I don't do that any That's one
Speaker 8: of the worst jobs you can do. Because what's happened
Speaker 8: there is someone in HR has gone, let's get a
Speaker 8: comedian this year, and no one else wants a comedian
Speaker 8: in the whole of the office. They just want to
Speaker 8: drink and talk to each other. And so you're just
Speaker 8: out the front going yeah, goes got a three year old,
Speaker 8: and they're like.
Speaker 3: Get ash. You ever walked off and gone oh this
Speaker 3: is just too hard.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you not walked off the stage, but I've walked
Speaker 8: off and afterwards gone this is too hard.
Speaker 7: It's not.
Speaker 8: I've walked off a stage, gotten my handbag and kept
Speaker 8: walking like comedy is. Comedy is a rough job. Of course,
Speaker 8: I'd rather going yeahow, And.
Speaker 2: You really hope the person ahead of you nails trying
Speaker 2: to bring them back?
Speaker 8: Yeah, totally just leave.
Speaker 4: Then they int you and you're going, sorry, I got.
Speaker 8: The handbag and the money and I'm out of it.
Speaker 4: And how old is your daughter?
Speaker 9: You have?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's nearly four? Generation Jen Alpher.
Speaker 5: What's that the start of the alphabet.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jen Alpha's little Jen Alpher's little influences
Speaker 8: from birth.
Speaker 4: Why didn't we start in the's anyway?
Speaker 8: It's a good question.
Speaker 5: Surely they did, yea thousands of years ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a four year got a three year old's.
Speaker 4: Well for that?
Speaker 8: And they and she's, yeah, she's given it back now,
Speaker 8: is she?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's she's like no, yeah, but yeah, ye're back
Speaker 8: at it.
Speaker 4: Right though, Hey you yell back at it.
Speaker 8: She's getting laughs, though, Which is the.
Speaker 4: Is that for for a comedian? Well?
Speaker 8: I think for two to have two comedian parents and
Speaker 8: not be funny would be pravacy. Although she said the
Speaker 8: other day someone said to well, you're really funny. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 8: I taught myself at kinder mate.
Speaker 4: Come on, least on.
Speaker 2: Give us a bit of credit. Well, look, talking about
Speaker 2: your jam was one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 4: It is back.
Speaker 2: The premiere is tonight seven point thirty on ten and
Speaker 2: Edmunds thank you so much for coming. We have your
Speaker 2: tickets to the twenty twenty five Toyota AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Every single hour next week on the show, we will
Speaker 2: be offloading doubles.
Speaker 5: Yes, Grand Final week and you know what that means,
Speaker 5: best week in mobourne I love it.
Speaker 6: We've got tickets to Grand Final. That means you've also
Speaker 6: got tickets to Snoop DOGG.
Speaker 3: Good about Snopdog. Snop's going to be awesome.
Speaker 2: We're on the footy very soon. Nick the Wizard Watson's
Speaker 2: in the house. He's going to join us in minutes.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: I want to take you to the Emmys. Happened over
Speaker 5: in America yesterday. There were some winners that cleaned up
Speaker 5: a lot of awards. Have you guys seen Adolescents.
Speaker 4: I've not, but I've heard a lot about it.
Speaker 3: It's pretty full on and it was that amazing series.
Speaker 5: So it was shot in four parts, but every episode
Speaker 5: was one shot, so the camera work was amazing, the
Speaker 5: acting was amazing. It was one take for the entire episode.
Speaker 4: Imagine the person stuffed up the last line with.
Speaker 5: The last five minutes to go. Anyway, a young boy
Speaker 5: called Owen Cooper. He's only fifteen years old. He plays
Speaker 5: the little boy in it, and he was amazing. I
Speaker 5: think everyone would be shocked if he didn't win. But
Speaker 5: he was a kid who just joined a drama school
Speaker 5: a few years ago, and he has made history as
Speaker 5: the youngest male ever to win an Acting Emmy.
Speaker 7: The standing up their is just wow.
Speaker 15: It was just so surreal and honestly, when I started
Speaker 15: these drama classes a couple of years back, I didn't
Speaker 15: expect to be even in the United States, never mind dear,
Speaker 15: but I think tonight proves that if you if you
Speaker 15: listen and you're focus and your part your comfort zone,
Speaker 15: you can achieve. You can achieve anything in life. I
Speaker 15: was I was nothing about three years ago.
Speaker 3: Was the years ago? But what a what a role model.
Speaker 4: Man Curian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, siblings, if you're the parents would be like, what
Speaker 2: are you going to bring to the time.
Speaker 3: No, you just be celebrating him what a legend.
Speaker 5: I mean, it is a very very heavy series and
Speaker 5: it is about kids and social media, kid's addiction to
Speaker 5: to iPads, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Too scared to watch it.
Speaker 5: It's pretty full on, but it is amazing. Steven Graham
Speaker 5: I think he produced it and directed it. He won
Speaker 5: as well, and they won every category they were nominating.
Speaker 4: Less.
Speaker 5: Now, the other one that cleaned up was The Studio.
Speaker 5: I don't know much about this, but Seth Rogan. It's
Speaker 5: one of his projects, and it became the most awarded
Speaker 5: comedy in Emmy's history.
Speaker 3: It got four major wins.
Speaker 5: Now the show is, it's a comedy, like a kind
Speaker 5: of cringey comedy. It's got an amazing cast, including So Kravitz,
Speaker 5: Dave Franco, Martin Scorsese, Howie Love.
Speaker 4: Dave Franco. What's it about?
Speaker 5: Well, it is a please hold, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, it's a studio. It sounds TV like TV
Speaker 4: show about awards.
Speaker 3: Give me a moment.
Speaker 5: Have a listened to this and I'll find out what
Speaker 5: it's about live Google.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's set like old school Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fair enough TV shows movie. I'm going to
Speaker 4: put it and I'll tell you this was Seth Rogen winning.
Speaker 16: I literally prepared nothing. I've never won anything in my life.
Speaker 16: When I was a kid, I bought a used bowling
Speaker 16: trophy at an estate sale and my parents were like, yeah,
Speaker 16: that's a good idea, you should probably buy that. Thank
Speaker 16: you to my wife, my mother, my everyone who works
Speaker 16: on the show, my agents, my manager is the writers,
Speaker 16: everyone who guests starred on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Thirteen Emmy's at one and in the show, Seth Rogan
Speaker 5: starts as an embattled Hollywood studio head strug to balance
Speaker 5: corporate demands with his own passion for producing quality films.
Speaker 5: It's broken the record again, so it's no surprise it
Speaker 5: has just been renewed for another season.
Speaker 3: Thirteen Emmys. That's amazing.
Speaker 4: He always sounds happy, Seth. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What about I reckon he'd be a fun hang?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Big nine.
Speaker 3: That whole cast did be a fun hang.
Speaker 4: What about the host Stephen Colbert? Did you do well job?
Speaker 3: Well, no, we didn't host it, but he's just had
Speaker 3: a showcut.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So obviously there's been a lot of media about Stephen
Speaker 5: Colbert when his show got canceled. So it happens show
Speaker 5: gets canceled, he wins the Emmy for Most Outstanding Talk
Speaker 5: Series for the first time.
Speaker 4: Is anyone hiring?
Speaker 17: Because I got two hundred very well qualified candidates with
Speaker 17: me here tonight. I haven't a chance to update my
Speaker 17: head shot in a bit, but I think it still works.
Speaker 17: Harrison Ford, could you get this to Spielberg?
Speaker 4: Which you? Good?
Speaker 9: On?
Speaker 4: Him? Good it?
Speaker 5: So often the way, isn't it? A show gets cut
Speaker 5: and then you're clean up an awards.
Speaker 4: It is Lauren. It's just on nine pass of the
Speaker 4: lap of honor.
Speaker 3: I'm an awards.
Speaker 4: Isabella is playing this morning. Hello, welcome to the five
Speaker 4: K Question. Good morning, Hi, Hello, on your way to work.
Speaker 4: We are good.
Speaker 3: You're a Lions fan? How are you feeling about this weekend?
Speaker 11: A little bit nervous?
Speaker 4: My brother and sister are trying to get tickets, so who.
Speaker 2: Knows, so you should be nervous passing going to flog you?
Speaker 4: If we go by the twenty final would just be nice? Jay,
Speaker 4: I am? I am?
Speaker 3: Have you let the Collingwood Football Clubs song get I'm
Speaker 3: on it?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 6: Because if you don't know, you have to ascend your
Speaker 6: membership and I understand supporter ship.
Speaker 4: I understand that.
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go the five hundred dollars question
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 4: I believe yes, let's do it.
Speaker 14: Five hundred dollars rules simple.
Speaker 2: You will hear a question, you will hear a three
Speaker 2: two one. You just need to give us the answer
Speaker 2: before the buzzer. So it's got to be in that time. Okay,
Speaker 2: I reckon, you've got this mate? Are you a sportsman?
Speaker 6: All kind of?
Speaker 7: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Which NBA player is known as King James?
Speaker 11: Three lebron dame?
Speaker 9: You got.
Speaker 2: Boom, amazing five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: A new season of the NBA kicked off in less
Speaker 4: than a month as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, less than thirty days to go? How good?
Speaker 8: Isabella?
Speaker 9: So good?
Speaker 3: Thank you elder.
Speaker 4: Nice work, my friend. Five hundred dollars coming your way.
Speaker 4: You enjoy that?
Speaker 9: Amazing?
Speaker 4: Thank you guys, No problem.
Speaker 2: Hope the lines don't go as good as you just did.
Speaker 2: Otherwise I am in trouble. Our boy was on fire
Speaker 2: on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Don't we love him? It's taste not to love Nick Watson?
Speaker 2: What is it from the Hollywood Hawks going to be
Speaker 2: joining us right after? Sabrina Carpenter? I'm want need chat
Speaker 2: with them about his mum as well. She was on
Speaker 2: the show and she is an absolute hope. You are
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 2: and so is our boy Nick the Wizard Watson is
Speaker 2: in the house often. An amazing win against the crowd.
Speaker 2: It was good to see you punish them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 7: Good to go over there and finally win because we've
Speaker 7: had a few big losses over there, so it was
Speaker 7: good to walk our laid with the win.
Speaker 5: So you guys have really gone the long way round,
Speaker 5: haven't you. It's been a tough month for the Hawks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, has been in pre finals we had Brisbane and
Speaker 7: Brisbane as well, so yeah, we have have had a
Speaker 7: long run and good to be back at the G
Speaker 7: this week.
Speaker 3: You must be so excited to play back in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so excited. Just to traveling and get a bit
Speaker 7: draining sometimes, so it's good. Yeah, to finally be back
Speaker 7: at the G in our home deck.
Speaker 6: No pressure, but we've got a pretty good strike rate
Speaker 6: on this show. Back in twenty twenty one we got
Speaker 6: around Christian portral grin.
Speaker 4: Look at what he did.
Speaker 15: Don't.
Speaker 4: Mason the pressure the premiership? Nick Watson this year don't
Speaker 4: do that to him, but you will speak now.
Speaker 6: I watched your media conference yesterday and you spoke very well, Nick,
Speaker 6: well done, because it was there was a lot of journals.
Speaker 4: There was Yeah, he got some curly questions.
Speaker 3: What curly questions did you get?
Speaker 7: What was the truck?
Speaker 4: I remember they were trying to set They was trying
Speaker 4: to set traps.
Speaker 7: And I feel like I'm getting better at reading them
Speaker 7: and trying to get there.
Speaker 3: You've always got such a big smile on your Facebook.
Speaker 4: They're not smarter what they do. It's so clear.
Speaker 2: I went with Clint to they're not what sorry the
Speaker 2: cats to them most of them who were captains footballs
Speaker 2: or the big Captain's day and it was like watching
Speaker 2: that scene in anchormand with all the different journals from
Speaker 2: the different TV was coming out trying to catch you out.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 6: One of the questions you got asked yesterday, which I
Speaker 6: thought your answer was really beautiful, was about your boyhood
Speaker 6: dream and and what it would mean to make an
Speaker 6: AFL Grand Final. So tell Melbourne now, you know, is
Speaker 6: it something you do dream about all your life?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Well my answer is yeah, it's obviously you dream
Speaker 7: bigg of that. But we've got a prelimb first. Yeah,
Speaker 7: safe fans, So we've got a pre You.
Speaker 4: Can be a little bit sort of more rogue here.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, it's hard not to think about the Grand Final.
Speaker 7: Only one went away. But yeah, obviously we have to
Speaker 7: have your long first, and it just it's just cleaning
Speaker 7: off my tongue. I'll get media trained so it comes
Speaker 7: off normally.
Speaker 3: Give you media training and tell you what to say
Speaker 3: in those interviews.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they sort of give you a rundown of what
Speaker 7: they're going to ask and say.
Speaker 5: So do they tell you what to say when you
Speaker 5: come in here? Not really, do they tell you what
Speaker 5: you shouldn't say when you come in here?
Speaker 7: I just go, yeah, it can't be stupid. Can't give me,
Speaker 7: can't give anything that opposition will use the fire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, god no, you're going to get those hard
Speaker 4: hitting questions here.
Speaker 7: That's I said when when I come in here, it's fine.
Speaker 7: It's hardly about footy sometimes, if you know.
Speaker 5: But we've been having you haven't been available to us
Speaker 5: because you've been very busy playing in some of these
Speaker 5: big finals.
Speaker 3: So we've got a new Hawthorne corson.
Speaker 4: You have left us no choice.
Speaker 5: And it is your mum Laurie who we are obsessed.
Speaker 4: We love her.
Speaker 7: I know she was on yesterday morning.
Speaker 4: Well she like she'll probably beat the Grand Final breakfast, so.
Speaker 3: She doesn't ask for your permission to.
Speaker 7: She didn't tell me that she was on tomorrow morning,
Speaker 7: so she's doing the solo.
Speaker 4: Is she?
Speaker 5: Are you happy with her being out like you know?
Speaker 5: Hawthorne correspondent.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she was nervous first up that she must be
Speaker 7: loving it.
Speaker 4: Now yeah again, well she realized this we don't talk
Speaker 4: about football.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's giving us all the glosses to which mum,
Speaker 5: which mums she hangs with, and which mums go for
Speaker 5: drinks after the game.
Speaker 2: Lauren was a little bit shocked though, when we found
Speaker 2: out that your mum was driving in a car of
Speaker 2: five people to Adelaide.
Speaker 8: We could have got a flight if we were prepared
Speaker 8: to extend our mortgage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: You didn't hit the wizard up and say, come on, son,
Speaker 5: you've had a good few years, put your hand in
Speaker 5: your pockets for mum.
Speaker 9: No, we didn't bother with that because the ah probably
Speaker 9: would have been And.
Speaker 5: I sort of don't blame you because they also said
Speaker 5: they still half Barack for Collingwood.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know how doggies are a.
Speaker 4: Bit tight, you a bit tight.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not hold that thought because I asked her
Speaker 2: about gifts as well. What did he get you for
Speaker 2: your last birthday?
Speaker 3: Nothing on your wings?
Speaker 7: She asked for nothing, She says, don't get me present.
Speaker 4: That's a trap. My wife.
Speaker 3: Love having your fan.
Speaker 4: What do they mean to your family, because they've obviously
Speaker 4: been through you that they drive you around as a junior,
Speaker 4: and clearly they've been with you every step of the way. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Obviously Dad's side was he was more teaching me about
Speaker 7: footed Mum didn't know too much about footage. She was
Speaker 7: the more the driver when I was younger. So they
Speaker 7: also helped me a lot going up and kept me
Speaker 7: ground especially Dad and my brother as well. They kept
Speaker 7: me very grounded and make sure I don't get ahead
Speaker 7: of myself. So they were very good. And obviously, yeah,
Speaker 7: making a trip up doing a what is it nine
Speaker 7: hour car trip for a final.
Speaker 4: Or you would know you're on the plane.
Speaker 5: All of them, the whole fam Navara are your brother
Speaker 5: and his girlfriend as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, So it was a good trip and yeah,
Speaker 7: we're glad we got to win this time for him
Speaker 7: because they did they did last year as well when
Speaker 7: you lost the Port Adelaide, so didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: If everything goes your way Friday night, who's the carier
Speaker 2: in the family?
Speaker 4: Will Dad be in tears?
Speaker 7: Probably Mum. Yeah, Dad would just be like hopefully pay
Speaker 7: the pies final, He says, he's not that he's.
Speaker 5: His What about Chack Invan. I saw him arrive in
Speaker 5: Adelaide and he had every media personality and camera around
Speaker 5: him following him. He had on and he tried to
Speaker 5: kind of play a straight back and keep a straight
Speaker 5: face and just walk through. Did he mention anything afterwards?
Speaker 5: Is that overwhelming for him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So I think we sort of knew it was going
Speaker 7: to happen, So he sort of got the heads up
Speaker 7: saying there's going to because obviously from his past in
Speaker 7: Adelaide there was a bit going on, So I think
Speaker 7: he sort of knew it was going to happen. And
Speaker 7: then we walked off and they are just waiting there
Speaker 7: for him, and then he got told you to say
Speaker 7: nothing because if he does say something, I don't know
Speaker 7: which way I would go.
Speaker 4: But can I give you some intel there? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I reckon or I've been told that three of the
Speaker 6: four cameras were from one network.
Speaker 4: Who really why? I think they were just trying.
Speaker 3: To They were trying to bait, trying to get a reaction.
Speaker 2: You guys will do that. You'd seen extra cameras. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I just mean you know.
Speaker 4: And I'm not saying which station. It was multiple camera.
Speaker 2: Just to try and bait him and get a rise
Speaker 2: out of him.
Speaker 5: You said it, Yeah, they want to fire him. That
Speaker 5: would just fire him up before the game. Was he
Speaker 5: really wearing port Adelaide socks?
Speaker 7: Nah? His old t a C cut, So I got
Speaker 7: to ask that before the game as well, and I
Speaker 7: didn't like I don't know.
Speaker 3: What he was wearing, but I thought he was throwing shape.
Speaker 7: No, I don't think he was.
Speaker 2: He's actually gone to the website downloaded.
Speaker 4: Have we got to sally figured out for for Friday night?
Speaker 6: It's going to be a big crowd ninety and Geelong
Speaker 6: Premium Final don't get much bigger.
Speaker 4: What do we if you kick a snag? What are
Speaker 4: we doing?
Speaker 7: I haven't really done too many salies lately. You did
Speaker 7: the other night the other That just comes off natural,
Speaker 7: But sometimes I don't think about a pre game like
Speaker 7: guineaan Cemac. They think about a pre game. I just
Speaker 7: sort to have a little glimpse. I don't know what
Speaker 7: I'm doing. And then yeah, back to Footye.
Speaker 3: You kick some good goals on the weekend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, missed few as well.
Speaker 4: For minds, we're trying to focus on.
Speaker 5: Well, good luck this weekend. I'm so excited for you.
Speaker 5: And I know I have many friends who are Hawthorne
Speaker 5: fans and they are just out of their mind.
Speaker 2: Tim Blackwell that works on the Drive show, has been
Speaker 2: evil in the last two weeks. A massive used to
Speaker 2: MC all the all the games.
Speaker 4: Yep, huge, huge horse Glenn Glenn Ferrel.
Speaker 7: Has only come out the last two weeks.
Speaker 4: No, no, just the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he's just been going hard. That's always
Speaker 2: been talking about. He's been out celebrating. I think he's
Speaker 2: launched like you guys have already won the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Been a good right, but mate, Friday night against the Cat,
Speaker 2: get him go, get him.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Nick the Wizard Watson on the air here on nov
Speaker 2: And don't forget we.
Speaker 4: Announced it this morning.
Speaker 2: All next week, every single hour on the show, we're
Speaker 2: going to be offloading tickets to the twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: Toyota AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 4: On the Rum to.
Speaker 6: The whole.
Speaker 4: Jason Lawrence ran Final Breakfast.
Speaker 2: I want to join us at the Sporting Live next
Speaker 2: Thursday morning. God, we've had a lot of people hit
Speaker 2: upper invites. We've only got a couple left.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be excited.
Speaker 4: So am I? I am ready. I'm ready to.
Speaker 3: Launch, just for a way to get into a long weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sets the time.
Speaker 2: Thanks to our mates at Adriatic Furniture, they're spring into
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Speaker 2: Commentate last ten seconds if you dream Grand Final and
Speaker 2: you will win an invite.
Speaker 4: It is that easy. Let's go to the phones. Okay, Talia,
Speaker 4: this is your moment to shine. Are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 4: Who do you back for bombers?
Speaker 13: Okay, we're going to relave the glory day.
Speaker 2: Ah alreat idea. Okay, So I'm going to play some
Speaker 2: cheering sound effects. They'll go for about ten or twelve
Speaker 2: seconds and then the siren. You need to try and
Speaker 2: time it. You're ready to go?
Speaker 4: Yep, ready, let's take you there. It's over to you.
Speaker 13: There we go out of the center bound straight to
Speaker 13: Daner kick the Loidy. Well, Lloyd have a stop back
Speaker 13: for herd kick the doll. He's hugging the crowd. Oh oh,
Speaker 13: thanks for a love a doll.
Speaker 4: Wow we're winning. No no, no, no, no, you're done.
Speaker 3: I loved it. James heard kicks it to Loidy.
Speaker 4: Really were the glory days, weren't they?
Speaker 7: Tarlie.
Speaker 3: We will see you at our Grand Final next Thursday.
Speaker 4: He jumped into the stand and he hugged the fan,
Speaker 4: did he? Yeah? That was a good moment.
Speaker 3: Final marvel, amazing scenes.
Speaker 4: All right, it's got to wear good.
Speaker 2: Dave good after Good morning, buddy.
Speaker 4: How you going, Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2: You're a piece fan. How are you feeling about Saturday?
Speaker 8: Very confident?
Speaker 4: Actually yeah yeah, very very confident.
Speaker 2: Way anything like they did last week? Like that was
Speaker 2: that was the Grand Final pies we know, dave Y, Buddy,
Speaker 2: I'm going to take you to the commentary box. Now
Speaker 2: this is your moment. Final fifteen seconds of the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Give us your bess, doctors.
Speaker 11: Tambert taps the ball downs to Dick Jacobs. Dick Tacos
Speaker 11: winter free kick for.
Speaker 4: Our high tackle. He goes back along the boundary line
Speaker 4: looks free, so Josh chips the boy out of the Josh.
Speaker 5: They lost the ball in.
Speaker 11: Sight briefly, can't get mirror and there's no possession. The
Speaker 11: kicks the final seconds of siren goe Collywood, holding the ball,
Speaker 11: doing the.
Speaker 17: Victory for the ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, day going crazy, still going going.
Speaker 4: Nick Dako pre kicking that as well. Did he duck
Speaker 4: his head? Did he?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 4: You got a high tackle? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Question, David. You are very calm in those final seconds
Speaker 3: of the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 11: I'm pretty sick at the moment.
Speaker 4: I've got no voice.
Speaker 3: Oh, well done. Will you get better? Rest up and
Speaker 3: get better and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: It happens to the best of them. I remember Bruce
Speaker 2: coming down with the Fluto.
Speaker 5: Soldier on some lemonon ginger tea for you, David, and
Speaker 5: you'll be writer's rain for the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Brecky, we'll see that.
Speaker 4: Gabby in packing him, Good morning, good morning, We're good,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 3: All right, Gabby, we need as much enthusiasm as possible.
Speaker 3: You're another Sorry.
Speaker 4: She works at breakfast seriously, Hi, great, can we we
Speaker 4: gets another team?
Speaker 2: She works at a swim school. Just imagine you're screaming
Speaker 2: at the kids.
Speaker 5: All right, Gabby, Now you're going to commentate your dream
Speaker 5: Grand Final moment.
Speaker 3: Let's set the scene.
Speaker 8: Jason.
Speaker 3: Here we are at the Grand Final. Over to you, Gabby,
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Ten seconds from pumps and forward for more takes the
Speaker 11: powering mark, the sirens sounds, Callingwood by one.
Speaker 4: He waits, no time, pot Elliott on the plank.
Speaker 13: Elliott mark this to win the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: Walks in from forty five.
Speaker 13: It's on target. It's sad, Jamie Elliott fields it Callingwood
Speaker 13: are premiers.
Speaker 5: Now, Gabby, you can come, but we'll see you on Thursday.
Speaker 5: We need some other fans, like someone anyone back for Geelong?
Speaker 4: Anyone else out there? Come on? Maybe your team. Maybe
Speaker 4: they don't care the other supporters they do.
Speaker 3: You want to take someone else?
Speaker 4: Calling take Lex.
Speaker 13: Now you.
Speaker 4: Hello? Hello, come on hello, Lenny.
Speaker 5: Hello, Lenny, come on hello, Jason answering.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to Lauren here he.
Speaker 3: Is, Lenny Lennox. Yes, oh hi, what team do you
Speaker 3: mark for?
Speaker 7: I go for Geelong and my mom and sister go
Speaker 7: for Hawthorn.
Speaker 13: Either other way we're going to be able to go
Speaker 13: to the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Someone's going to be in the Grand FINALX.
Speaker 5: Would you like to join us on Thursday next Thursday
Speaker 5: morning for the Grand Final breakfast with your mom?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, d you can.
Speaker 4: Who's your favorite player? Lennox?
Speaker 7: Probably Cameron?
Speaker 3: I love him to he was the one that put
Speaker 3: the metal on the cow won the Premis medal of
Speaker 3: Cow Runner.
Speaker 4: We'll meet you next Thursday. Okay, okay, thank you so much,
Speaker 4: no worries.
Speaker 3: See you then, Hawthorne family right friends.
Speaker 4: When you invite other people other than Colleenwood, Collingwood, very appreciative.
Speaker 2: No more Collingwood, guys, only a couple of days left
Speaker 2: to win. Invites final invites to our Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 2: And then next week we step it up a gear
Speaker 2: because every hour next week on the show, we are
Speaker 2: offloading tickets to the twenty twenty five Toyota AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 2: You win them here at number one hundred. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: just go on seven minutes to nine. You know what
Speaker 2: we haven't spoken about what's up.
Speaker 4: The moving wall?
Speaker 3: Well, we're running out of time. I wanted to talk
Speaker 3: about it earlier.
Speaker 4: So the Chiefs were playing.
Speaker 2: This is Travis Kelsey's team, and you know how Taylor
Speaker 2: gets spotted arriving at the VIP suite formally, there was
Speaker 2: no sign of us.
Speaker 4: This is first official game of the season.
Speaker 3: I've got it for you.
Speaker 2: Then at halftime, So at halftime in the VP section
Speaker 2: where you normally see a walk out, you know, you
Speaker 2: get all of.
Speaker 5: That vision of her arriving to the games in outfits.
Speaker 5: She's now taking with her a portable wall that staff
Speaker 5: have to smuggle under the doorway and make the magic show.
Speaker 5: They stretch it out and then she can walk down
Speaker 5: the pathway without Punter seeing it, and she's happy.
Speaker 3: For them to see her in the box.
Speaker 5: What she brings us in the car with her, It's like,
Speaker 5: what do you call those piano accordions of a screenacy
Speaker 5: she walks, Yes. I was like, it's going to make
Speaker 5: Clint sick.
Speaker 3: You do you hate that?
Speaker 4: Is so she's not spotted. She for real.
Speaker 3: Well, look, we don't know why she doesn't.
Speaker 4: We don't know why. There is jokes aside.
Speaker 2: There have been some suggestions online because of the recent
Speaker 2: situation that happens in America with Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 4: That it's bulletproof that's what someone said. But then it's like,
Speaker 4: if that was a bulletproof screen. You're not moving that
Speaker 4: that easy like the weight will.
Speaker 3: But maybe you just can't see her exactly.
Speaker 4: It could be for security reason. Under the stay.
Speaker 5: She's not in the people there though people can line
Speaker 5: up because people always see it and you can hear
Speaker 5: the people going, oh, no way, she's not really doing that.
Speaker 4: Also, if it's for a security fear, don't go to
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 3: She has right to go and watch her.
Speaker 4: It was halftime she worked about half time? Did you
Speaker 4: it was half time? She wrote? That's when Lauren used
Speaker 4: to drug up to watch. Then we used to go
Speaker 4: straight for the hot pies. And did you have a
Speaker 4: security screen? I used to go with it. Would you
Speaker 4: wheel the security Yeah, but you just had the screen.
Speaker 4: He could be eating the pies.
Speaker 3: That's right done.
Speaker 4: If you listen to the crowd, is she really eating
Speaker 4: behind that can't tell? It's bulletproof. Well, I could see
Speaker 4: her fate.
Speaker 6: She's the first lady the gl Look the pie crumbs
Speaker 6: are fulling, If that's enough.
Speaker 3: I was on the Gold Coast, so I wasn't on
Speaker 3: the Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: I was on Brisbane, in Brisbane on the weekend, and
Speaker 5: something even more embarrassing than that happened we'll.
Speaker 4: Go there next.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne. This is over one hundred. You are
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren Clintyre as well. We're
Speaker 2: doing to thank you mate to sha already express very.
Speaker 3: Innocent game of ice spy, Got me in, got us
Speaker 3: in trouble.
Speaker 4: I love ice by play with my nephews.
Speaker 3: What do you playing with my knees? They are?
Speaker 4: Yeah, therefore it's fun though I'm a big hide and
Speaker 4: seek guy. No.
Speaker 3: Well, we're at the Carlisle, at a hotel by the pool,
Speaker 3: so hide and see.
Speaker 4: We play.
Speaker 6: We play ice spy, but color ice spy, so it's
Speaker 6: not something yeah, it's like something that's blue.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're little, So we would buy the pool
Speaker 5: at the Carla, which is kind of like a bit
Speaker 5: of a bougie hotel in Brizzy, and you can get
Speaker 5: like these cabana kind of day beds, so they're they're
Speaker 5: like a big they can neither pop up and have
Speaker 5: a table and you can sit in like a booth.
Speaker 5: It flattens down and it's like a giant habana.
Speaker 2: When I spoke on Sunday, she's like, I'm having breakfast.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you in the buffet? None?
Speaker 4: By the pool.
Speaker 5: Yes, we've got tables by the pool. Now we're at
Speaker 5: a table. But we were sitting in this state bed right.
Speaker 5: So there was Paul, his two sisters and three he's
Speaker 5: I think eleven nieces nephews.
Speaker 3: There were three three girls there.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we were like, we were just chatting and having
Speaker 5: some lunch, and the kids wanted to play.
Speaker 4: I spy.
Speaker 3: That's very open area.
Speaker 5: There's lots of people around, and it was the letter
Speaker 5: b b oh no bricks beach towel boys.
Speaker 3: And then we've been playing. We've been playing for quite some.
Speaker 4: Time because my mind went straight to the.
Speaker 5: Break sometimes and people around were kind of laughing and
Speaker 5: joining in because you know what kids like, boy like
Speaker 5: they're screaming. And the girls in Queensland were very very revealed.
Speaker 5: Bikini not bikinis, no, not boobs. Girl mine right in
Speaker 5: front of the breasts, not breast in a tiny little
Speaker 5: g string bikini.
Speaker 3: And then my niece goes but hole.
Speaker 4: I can see her.
Speaker 5: Butthole not what I.
Speaker 3: Was expecting to come the sweet little girl's mouth father,
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, it's definitely not. Buttole, no
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 5: She goes well, I can see I can see her,
Speaker 5: but hoole, I can see her. Buttole she was like,
Speaker 5: there's no bikini.
Speaker 3: There's the tiny little bikini bottoms. Okay, no it's not.
Speaker 3: Buttole moving on, it's bricks. The buildings made of bricks.
Speaker 3: It could kill.
Speaker 4: Did you want to die? I did?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did. I did.
Speaker 5: Actually seriously considered standing up and starting a new life
Speaker 5: with the new family, pretending I didn't know any of them.
Speaker 5: And the more you know, how the more you say
Speaker 5: to a kid, no, no, no, no, then they keep saying,
Speaker 5: oh it is, and then they knew it was a
Speaker 5: naughty So then.
Speaker 4: It was both did Paul say, I don't know what
Speaker 4: to look.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: You and me. As soon as you guys been, we're like,
Speaker 4: oh we know, there we go.
Speaker 3: Lucky you Tube weren't playing. Maybe we should have stuck
Speaker 3: the color.
Speaker 4: But cer isn't it that doesn't start with be That's
Speaker 4: why you play the color version. You don't get it? Yeah,
Speaker 4: get a superstar. Good morning, Melbourne. What you are running
Speaker 4: from the far is number one hundred.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 2: Big announcement this morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you for me.
Speaker 2: And next week, every single hour on the show, we
Speaker 2: will offload tickets to the twenty twenty five Toyota Fell
Speaker 2: Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Goodness, it's a lot of tickets.
Speaker 3: Not single tickets, double t doubles, yep, amazing scenes.
Speaker 15: Do you like?
Speaker 4: I will go out, Hey, the panic, pure.
Speaker 3: Panic to get ground final tickets.
Speaker 4: And these are good tickets too. Yeah, you don't need
Speaker 4: to camp out.
Speaker 3: Amazing ticket tickets. Well, but I can't be having them next.
Speaker 4: Week on the show, so God, I hate my past.
Speaker 4: Get through.
Speaker 5: I just remember we are doing it every hour see
Speaker 5: the tune in and also toy mates, tune in because
Speaker 5: the more people calling, the more chances that you will
Speaker 5: have to win.
Speaker 2: Hey, well you're out of here. Aaron Rich is in next.
Speaker 2: Have a great day, everybody, enjoy see tomorrow. It's going
Speaker 2: to be a little bit cloudy and crappy, so funny day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we will see you tomorrow and next week every hour
Speaker 2: on the show. When you wait to the Grand Final,
Speaker 2: catch it tomorrow, Bay.
Speaker 14: Lauren, wake up feeling good.
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